'Tis The Season For Treason: A Very Mueller Christmas

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6 жыл бұрын

The three kings came bearing gold, frankincense, and myrrh; but only jolly ol' Robert Mueller could bring charges to Manafort, King, and Papadopoulos.
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@jennydaemons6938 6 жыл бұрын

Impeach Trump

@filldumme3842 6 жыл бұрын

Jenny Daemons Bible-Nazi Pence waits in the wings.

@nurlindafsihotang49 6 жыл бұрын

+Drabswin at least he has seen what the world really think of US right now. even as sleazy as he is.

@miapdx503 6 жыл бұрын

AllCommiesCanDie andBurn Bot. Fake account.

@TrollPriestZandum 6 жыл бұрын

HERE HERE!

@TrollPriestZandum 6 жыл бұрын

Fill Dumme you better freshen up on the bible and get ready for the second crusade.

@Xaveth 5 жыл бұрын

2 years later and still... a big juicy Nothing Burger.

@bigbirdmusic8199 4 жыл бұрын

It's so funny how i used to be part of colberts deranged audience 😂 this should be preserved for world history in the mass hysteria section

@sian2337 5 жыл бұрын

This is fun to watch now.

@allisonshockley381 6 жыл бұрын

Stephen's having waaaaay too much fucking fun with this one. I love it.

@adireloaded 6 жыл бұрын

Cnn : Manafort indictment MSNBC: Manafort Indictment Fox : Cheeseburger emoji debate

@EricLing64 6 жыл бұрын

Finally, the real nothing-burger!

@johnlennon1970 6 жыл бұрын

Why are liberals so happy about the indictments when they have nothing to do with Trump or the campaign? Cuz liberals are dumb!

@tiki_trash 6 жыл бұрын

you want fries with that?

@JahonCross 6 жыл бұрын

John Lennon Jr lol trump sucker I see

@chirpynsleepy958 6 жыл бұрын

John Lennon Jr you have a very short memory don't you?

@philiphaggard2827 5 жыл бұрын

I found this video by searching, "things that didn't age well." wth. Lmao

@JakkSt.Martin 5 жыл бұрын

This aged like a fine wine lol

@zachmiller9647 6 жыл бұрын

Manafort lived in Trump Tower, ran his campaign, continued to advise him in the White House & helped him choosing VP but.... Trump barely remembers him!!

@zachmiller9647 6 жыл бұрын

pvramidmirrors Amen!

@Arrakiz666 6 жыл бұрын

Worst thing is I actually believe Trump. Not because I think Trump didn't collude with Russians but because he's so inept forgetting a major person like that seems just like something he would do. Also this more and more is actually pointing to Trump just being a puppet in an empire-splitting republican feud. I guess this just goes to show you can't really overtake a nation with your cabal of political buddies if you don't try to serve the people. A lesson capitalists everywhere should probably learn. Funny things is, in a fit of amazing irony, I expect Putin to admit to collusion first, long before Trump does.

@bigdaddy8729 6 жыл бұрын

pvramidmirrors He criticized Sessions for not being loyal bitch, Threw His NFL Buddies Under the Bus after twitter rants, doesn't give a damn about his own party members. Don't know why people still support him?

@KingOfMadCows 6 жыл бұрын

Well, Trump can barely remember Eric.

@JahonCross 6 жыл бұрын

zach miller it's a big noting - burger xD

@smallblueflower 6 жыл бұрын

We're not gonna talk about how good Stephen's singing is?!!

@AndyWitmyer 4 жыл бұрын

Are you deaf?

@JellyPool 5 жыл бұрын

This aged well

@chanty2192 2 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@VVershCSIV 5 жыл бұрын

this hasn't aged well...

@Drace90 6 жыл бұрын

What's that crime called again, I can't remember for some *treason*! XD

@darlenefarmer5921 6 жыл бұрын

Drace90 Soon to be Espionage!

@rafaelsays175 6 жыл бұрын

Haven't seen Stephen Colbert look this happy before!

@nurlindafsihotang49 6 жыл бұрын

the dude even confess he add scotch to his breakfastt, which is whiskey in the last 10 months. duh?

@AllieRX 5 жыл бұрын

**Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song**

@nicholesands3351 6 жыл бұрын

"I can't remember for some treason"

@HarryHollertheWolf 5 жыл бұрын

Not laughing today, are you?

@ericstoner9448 5 жыл бұрын

Is it coming into focus yet? You have been played.

@elgoat3038 5 жыл бұрын

This didnt age well Nichole. Lol. MAGA

@PHILOSOPHYALPHAMALE 5 жыл бұрын

LOOOOOOOL

@user-cv3fu6xv5c 6 жыл бұрын

House arrest? They should be in jail.

@welp1249 6 жыл бұрын

GET EM MUELLER!!! Give us our Christmas present!!! LOCK EM UP!!!

@nurlindafsihotang49 6 жыл бұрын

+m j and Happy Straight-Jacket day to you too sir

@TheCalvin1902 6 жыл бұрын

It may be Christmas 2018, but Im good with that as long as it gets done.

@peaknonsense2041 Жыл бұрын

How'd that work out?

@cherrypie581 5 жыл бұрын

Well this has aged well XD

@brianrich7828 5 жыл бұрын

This video did not age well. And how cringe it is.

@ivanpaotama5177 6 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅..DO SOMETHING!!!! OH MAN I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

@oneeco 6 жыл бұрын

President yells "DO SOMETHING" You know he fucked up.

@danceswithcritters 6 жыл бұрын

yes, tweeting "DO SOMETHING !" into the void is bizarre. surely this sets off alarm bells for even the most devout Trump supporters?

@kaparsapar 6 жыл бұрын

it's his plea to his master Russia "DO something" putin. please.

@WormholeJim 6 жыл бұрын

That is as good a cry of desperation as anything that bloated ego-balloon will allow himself. Here he comes, crashing down.

@pcarebear1 6 жыл бұрын

Holy crap...I've never heard a dictator or President screaming "Do Something" ever. I think that's when he officially broke down

@JoshuaPTFan 6 жыл бұрын

"Will someone with power do something?! I'm helpless!", cried the President of the United States.

@squrt43 5 жыл бұрын

No collusion. How’d that Mueller Christmas work out? Liberal temper tantrums incoming.

@henridespins237 5 жыл бұрын

Jeez, this aged terribly

@lakshmikrishnakumar8145 6 жыл бұрын

Colbert reading those tweets by Trump made my day. *Dot dot dot dot*

@FabiusPolis 6 жыл бұрын

Above all the pronounciation of GUILT :-)

@spakjoeXD 6 жыл бұрын

I love how Trump has no clue how to use ellipses but still maintains he can write well. (Damn I was right the first time by changing it to an e and not an i)

@bhunji1850 6 жыл бұрын

Where is the part where Clinton-bootlicker Colbert demands the same treatment for politicians who work to drag America into wars that only benefit the Israelis and Saudis? That seems to be missing.

@feslife101 6 жыл бұрын

bhu nji dot dot dot dot Clinton dot dot dot

@siriusgray 6 жыл бұрын

Lakshmi Krishnakumar We need a compilation of stephen saying DOT DOT DOT...DOT DOT DOT

@gregwilliams9122 6 жыл бұрын

You should see the size of the bucket of popcorn I have... this is going to be good. It's hilarious watching the barely-concealed glee on the faces of everyone watching this unfold...

@shelleydwyer-murphy2281 6 жыл бұрын

Greg Williams Trump: DO SOMETHING! Trump's obvious deflections are obvious. Ding! 🛎 🍿 😎

@gregwilliams9122 6 жыл бұрын

Yep, because we all know from studying history that only innocent people scream out 'DO SOMETHING!' in a massive panic. ;)

@nurlindafsihotang49 6 жыл бұрын

+Greg Williams oh they do. ever since november 2016. imagined the innocent people glee the first time in 10 months.

@deosamriel0 6 жыл бұрын

I don't know man... According to Trumptards it's a nothing 🍔.... Right now, this nothing 🍔 is awfully nice, juicy, and BIGLY.... You gonna have enough room for that popcorn.... 😂😂😂😂😂

@willa3769 5 жыл бұрын

Lol all these comments from a year ago. Anyone watch Mueller's testimony before Congress today?

@bigbirdmusic8199 4 жыл бұрын

A bunch of mental hospital escapees 😂😂

@NoMoreBsPlease 5 жыл бұрын

This really didn't age well...

@JrrrNikolaus 6 жыл бұрын

Colbert is having a field day

@adamham9833 6 жыл бұрын

Stephen,.... ...you rock!

@darksideoftheforce6321 5 жыл бұрын

This aged so well. 😂😂

@JohnGalt6533 5 жыл бұрын

This did not age well...

@evanoc 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao Biden won Trump lost

@adireloaded 6 жыл бұрын

*"Twas the night before indictment, and all through the White House, not a creature was tweeting; but the Louse, afraid and alone, braved on with his BS "*

@themostfowl 6 жыл бұрын

A J beautiful

@rysun8709 6 жыл бұрын

Saying 'Happy holidays' will trigger Trump

@martinaee 6 жыл бұрын

*"All the cells floors were buffed by Mueller with care, in hopes that the Trumps soon would be there"*

@captainobvious1415 6 жыл бұрын

Stole from Twitter XD

@jesuschristthemosthighgod3094 6 жыл бұрын

A J 😃😃🙄🙄

@bestonemusic 6 жыл бұрын

MAGA : Many Are Getting Arresting!

@bestonemusic 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you dear Sven you're right after getting it must be arrested(no pun intended). In my defense I just copied it and pasted it. Probably it was some guy with some German ancestry. I promise next time to definitely pay more attention to the grammar of the stuff that I copy and paste.

@NA-ck6cz 6 жыл бұрын

MoronsAreGoverningAmerica

@dougrobbins5367 6 жыл бұрын

Sven, you bonehead. Vivaldi is using a mock russian manner of speech. He's kidding, and using a word in a way that's typical of russians who are in the process of learning english. Jeez.

@dougrobbins5367 6 жыл бұрын

After reading vivaldi's later post, it seems that it was someone else's joke.

@bestonemusic 6 жыл бұрын

Guys, you are missed the point.

@bearheart2009 6 жыл бұрын

I love how Stephen cracks up at the end XD

@Jop3lius 6 жыл бұрын

ive been laughing whole day to that clip, even more now that im tired, just imagining that thing happening for real and the desperation on roosevelts voice, omg that actor is pure gold

@bearheart2009 6 жыл бұрын

+Jop3lius Ikr =P i think its Brian Stack, he's the best at the voice overs imo.

@sesiom5989 6 жыл бұрын

Hello

@cynthialockamy888 6 жыл бұрын

Sarah Bearheart Hi Jennifer, I'm sick with a bad cold, I'm exhausted from all the company this weekend and the kitchen is a wreck, could you come over sometime this week, just for a couple of hours and do ur magic? I The the ggggggg

@mauriciomarques444 6 жыл бұрын

Brian Stack is da man"! Boom ba boom boom,....

@anzaca1 6 жыл бұрын

4:06 "nothing to do with his campaign..." Yeah, other than the fact that it's his FORMER CAMPAIGN MANAGER!

@johnjolson4119 6 жыл бұрын

The offences were committed 15 years ago while he was working for THE PODESTA GROUP, who committed similar illegal acts but have not been indicted for any offence. Democrats are covering up the real scandal that is Clintons accepting Russian cash bribes to sell Uranium one to Russia

@Dorian_sapiens 6 жыл бұрын

The crimes alleged in the indictment occurred _over a period of 11 years,_ from 2006 to 2017. And Manafort's firm, Davis Manafort Partners, employed the Podesta Group, not the other way around. I know the indictment uses sort of legally language, but it's only 31 pages; for fuck's sake, read it before you say anything else that is demonstrably stupid.

@anzaca1 6 жыл бұрын

That's just Manafort. Don't forget Papdopolous, who could potentially connect Trump.

@birde3721 6 жыл бұрын

The Greek What’s up with the all caps? It doesn’t make your argument anymore convincing and it makes it hard to take you seriously

@enixword2637 6 жыл бұрын

And Russia hate all these people you are talk about. The Uranium one deal wasn't a US only deal, 9 member powerful nations were involved, and Hillary wasn't the one representing America on that deal.

@asepheleleshabalala1352 6 жыл бұрын

what a beautiful singing voice, wow! 2:53

@aisey100 6 жыл бұрын

Looks like it'll actually be Robert Mueller that's draining the swamp :-)

@Syogren 6 жыл бұрын

I guess Trump wasn't ENTIRELY lying about that drain the swamp thing. At the very least, his actions ARE resulting in the draining of the swamp.

@sailtheplains 6 жыл бұрын

Justice. So hot.

@dan428 6 жыл бұрын

Yeppp

@thatfighterguy5846 6 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump's wig will probably clog the drain!

@beanschop 6 жыл бұрын

Lol😂😊😊😊😂

@gaiusscipio 6 жыл бұрын

Hi, welcome to 'Nothing Burger' may I take your order please? Yeah, I'll take a Double Nothing Burger, some Distraction Fries and a 'But Hilary Shake'. Would you like a 'But Obama Pie' too? Sure why not. That'll be five tweets and one press conference. Do you take alternate forms of payments? Sure, that'll be ten Kellyanne Conway interviews and one Anderson Cooper eye roll.

@gaiusscipio 6 жыл бұрын

Only if I order the Cabinet Soup

@gaiusscipio 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that Steve Bannon pool table has to be the hairiest I've ever seen

@presidentwoodrow 6 жыл бұрын

i'll take a scaramooch doing a fandango as well

@Dorian_sapiens 6 жыл бұрын

Be sure to put the cheese underneath the patty. It really pisses off the geezers over at Fux Nooz.

@Skyprince27 6 жыл бұрын

Robert Morin Yes, I noticed that also, but I gave him a like anyway, because BANNON GOT FIRED! DETAILS DON'T MATTER! I GAVE YOU ONE, TOO!

@varunrajesh6516 6 жыл бұрын

How will Manafort cope with not being able to leave his multi million dollar mansion?

@kathleenbratti9258 6 жыл бұрын

Shark Wave they should make anyone on house arrest live in a shitty one bedroom apartment lol

@varunrajesh6516 6 жыл бұрын

Kathleen Bratti But that would actually be fair. No, for the elite, when you are arrested for money laundering and conspiracy against the US, you are given days to walk into the FBI Headquarters with a suit and tie without handcuffs and are given house arrest in your mansion.

@kathleenbratti9258 6 жыл бұрын

Shark Wave yes it would be! I was only half kidding lol

@jessieworld7875 6 жыл бұрын

Shark Wave Na fuck that. Get the cell. Like everyone else who commits crimes.

@libertydiesindarkness9629 6 жыл бұрын

How will Hillary cope in prison after UraniumOne ?

@TurbidTG1 6 жыл бұрын

It’s Mueller time! 😎👍

@JahonCross 6 жыл бұрын

Turbid TG1 going to pop a cap in trump ass

@Withjoyfulsenescence 6 жыл бұрын

From TDS too, huh? I approve.

@Withjoyfulsenescence 6 жыл бұрын

From TDS too, huh? I approve.

@marothen577 6 жыл бұрын

#FunHausForLife 😊

@ameyagokhale5123 6 жыл бұрын

Wendi Subido 👌👍

@martramT 6 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling that "DO SOMETHING!" was addressed to Russia's agents.

@pandorasnow 6 жыл бұрын

you mean sleeper agents. lol

@kobebryant3830 6 жыл бұрын

martramT for sure Hes Putins BOTTOM BITCH

@lowlygrunt 6 жыл бұрын

Off duty Lurch!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@bethbearmacethatguy 6 жыл бұрын

During all this chaos i like to imagine Putin just sitting back, rubbing his hands together and whispering "Yes good, goooooood".

@gozinta82 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's an intelligent analysis. All of the libtards. Every single one, but you have the real picture. Oh please bless us with your fucking knowledge.

@mrsharris8664 6 жыл бұрын

Lmbo , Its not funny but I laughed so hard

@Dolby109 6 жыл бұрын

jiffycrimso - Good lord, get your head out of the sand! Even if you believe the Trump campaign didn't collude with Russa (despite the massive amount of evidence that it did) the Kremlin openly supported Trump, and actively pushed for him to with the election. It is obvious that Putin knew a tyrant like Trump would destabilize America, and polarizing comments like your's is literal proof that it is working. You hate liberals because they keep using facts to point out how stupid your decision (for Trump) was, and rather than comes to terms with it you desperately search for all the more radical conspiracies that allow your self deception to continue.

@Priyo866 6 жыл бұрын

If there is one person who has had the most enjoyable stuff out of entire Trump election debacle, even more so than international audience, it has to be Putin. That guy ruined United States without lifting a finger on diplomacy or military matters.

@minimonkeyplay 6 жыл бұрын

Hilary Clinton was not part of the UraniumOne majority share overtake by Rosatom. Clinton did not participate in the CFIUS decision.The deal was also approved by the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.The only person that could have blocked the exchange would be the President.

@RoGoH308 6 жыл бұрын

It's Meuller time bitches!

@jtamallari6778 6 жыл бұрын

TREVOR NOAH!!!!!

@tataxyz123 6 жыл бұрын

And you get indicted....and you get indicted....

@cantantegaming6550 6 жыл бұрын

Trump is going to get Müllered so bad...

@rcherLansky 6 жыл бұрын

yeah, ive been hearing the same bullshit from the same morons for a year now. biggest crybabies on the planet because your canidate didn't win.

@AwesomeReshiram 6 жыл бұрын

I LOVE THE SMELL OF INDICTMENTS IN THE MORNING. IT SMELLS OF....VICTORY.

@earl4989 6 жыл бұрын

ROFL @ "Shall I sing to the feds, Trump-pum-pum-pum..."

@roelb.10 6 жыл бұрын

Dot dot dot dot dot 😄

@steh8831 6 жыл бұрын

Ad Hominem - Heh, yeah, Trump still hasn't quite got the hang of morse code still.

@Calle_family 6 жыл бұрын

😃😅

@Thornac400 6 жыл бұрын

You forgot the comma.

@KushTime420 6 жыл бұрын

Thornac400 idiot

@stevengrotte2987 6 жыл бұрын

I don't know Morse code either, does it mean MAGAR? as in MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN-------RESIGN!!!!!!!

@mario-off-topic 6 жыл бұрын

I wonder why somebody who did nothing wrong would defend himself all of the time. It never came up in my mind to yell out of car window whilst driving "See, I obey the speed limits. It's the others who are speeding." Same thing. If you didn't do anything just let them investigate and find out. Every other case is irrelevant.

@TCt83067695 6 жыл бұрын

Mario Off-Topic what an incredibly apt and accurate metaphor

@wordsofwisdom336 6 жыл бұрын

In your face, Russia investigation dropped! Wake up and stop believing these lairs and buying there untrue stories. Trump is making America great maybe you don't want to live somewhere great and that is your mental problem.

@mario-off-topic 6 жыл бұрын

Words of Wisdom So why not let them confirm them his innocence that you seemingly firmly believe in? It's a great feeling when they have nothing on you, I can tell you that from my own experience. I sat in a courtroom because of allegations against me and went out smiling. I didn't blame anybody before, during or after the trial. Maybe I'm just more presidential, lol.

@wordsofwisdom336 6 жыл бұрын

Trump will defend himself when he is wrongly accused it is his Alpha personality. You may not, but he has. He could of and had the authority to fire Mueller and he had other ways to end this investigation but he did not. He let it play out and they found nothing, actually the script has flipped. They are now finding Mueller, and other FBI agents are colluding against Trump and with Russia via Uranium One. I believe Trump knew this all along. Once he didn't interrupt there investigation and they came up blank, now he can investigate the real criminals. Wait and see how this all plays out. There will be arrests I believe but not Trump.

@mario-off-topic 6 жыл бұрын

"You may not, but he has." As I explained, I did ;-) "He could of " = "He could have". It's concerning when I, as a European who's third language is English, have to correct the English of a native English speaker.

@ChidubemEgwim 6 жыл бұрын

Tis the season for impeachment

@bragsdriesen1 6 жыл бұрын

Hillary fa-la la la laaa la la la laaaa 😅

@FanboysSuck 6 жыл бұрын

Oh look a Hillary fan, guess you like AIDS then, but Trump is Cancer.

@RawGameplay 6 жыл бұрын

1. NO information on Trump was released 2. All of the inditments happened before the people were even part of the Trump campaign 3. Collaboration with a foreign government is NOT a crime. 4. Conspiracy against the United States is NOT treason, and he even explains that this had nothing to do with the Trump campaign

@ClassicalAndrew 6 жыл бұрын

Been waiting all day to see what Colbert had to say about this.

@stiimuli 6 жыл бұрын

me too XD

@trippmiller6199 6 жыл бұрын

Really? U need to get a fucking life.

@alicesrabbit7126 6 жыл бұрын

Yup, me, too. I always like listening to the monologue in bed after my alarm goes off. Wakey, wakey, did santa show up? ;) that's seriously how it felt. :)

@TheWdr003 6 жыл бұрын

AKmanKA î

@DuhIdiot1 6 жыл бұрын

And Stephen was clearly waiting all day to say it. Dude was legit ecstatic throughout this whole clip.

@rosslynstandingwater4994 6 жыл бұрын

"Shall I sing to the Feds 'Truuump-uh-pump-ummmp' " .... I love you Stephen. 😁😁😂😘🎶

@dalepadman7540 5 жыл бұрын

Bwahaha hahaha, to think that I used to love Colbert. Won't be sorry to see him gone as part of the swamp-draining exercise.

@mikes2381 6 жыл бұрын

I'm voting Trump 2018. Trump for Leavenworth! I didn't vote for him on 2016, but now I can happily and confidently appoint him and his entire campaign support to their own federal cells.

@Chunkboi 6 жыл бұрын

Mike Stromecki Leavenworth’s too good for President 💩. He should be imprisoned in Mexico and have to pay the Mexican government for the prison.

@Syogren 6 жыл бұрын

HAH, like Mexico would want that guy anywhere near their country.

@Chunkboi 6 жыл бұрын

Syogren not even if they get to set the prices Trump will pay for the imprisonment?

@McCallumMade 6 жыл бұрын

Nah, can't be a russian troll. His first name is Mike - can't fake that online. ;)

@monkiram 6 жыл бұрын

John Smith I think you misunderstood the comment

@winterdream5710 6 жыл бұрын

HAPPY MUELLER'S DAY!!!

@easy2120 5 жыл бұрын

LOL, this looks so idiotic after today’s fiasco.

@AlabasterSmudge 5 жыл бұрын

NO COLLUSION!!! 😅😹😂😅😹😂

@tvremote9394 6 жыл бұрын

they don't give you access to twitter in jail do they? please tell me they don't....

@thequestion1357 6 жыл бұрын

Jerrin Thomas They don't. You don't even get to have a phone.

@leguan278 6 жыл бұрын

Jerrin Thomas no, you mean plz tell me They Do, dont thing i Can live without stevens trump parodi

@tvremote9394 6 жыл бұрын

awesome! the fact that the world won't have to see the person at the highest and most respected positions in the world throw childish tantrums makes me happy and relieved inside

@vikutaa 6 жыл бұрын

Lachy Roberts And who will be the the bitch and who will be the butch.

@jondunmore4268 6 жыл бұрын

Jerrin -- Are you KIDDING? What could be better than LAFFING OUR ASSES OFF at trump and his tards wallowing in twitter misery from behind bars?! Dec 17, 2017 - 3:44 am: "Told warden to turn off the poorly-rated fake news CNN and change the channel to AMAZING Fox & Friends. Fake News CNN still talking about me b'cause bringing in highest ratings like you've never seen. OF COURSE' !" Dec 23, 2017 - 2:02 am: "Reserved a space for Hillary here. She will be soon. Do not DOUBT it #LockHerUp" Dec 27, 2017 - 4:33 am: "Obama is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to prove my resignation was mistake. #WrongGuyInJail" Jan 3, 2018 - 6:05 am: "Mueller probe was a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy! A poorly-run witch hunt. SHAME." Jan 23, 2018 - 4:40 am: "Failing MSNBC only talk about me to boost their ratings. They owe me BIG. #MSNBCOwesTrump"

@krisxxxxw 6 жыл бұрын

Stephen's on a extra level of fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@FacheChanteDeux 6 жыл бұрын

krish tharu I think this is one of the best days of his life, more to come...

@mikma 5 жыл бұрын

HA HA HA How did that Mueller hearing go for you HA HA HA ...MIKMA WAS HERE +

@kendricksindt6414 6 жыл бұрын

"Paul Manafort Paul Manafort your just the first of many." Oh that cracks me up

@kendalmoraes2551 6 жыл бұрын

Kendrick Sindt the whole thing is gold!

@aprofessionalgamer5355 5 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@aprofessionalgamer5355 5 жыл бұрын

@@kendalmoraes2551 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

@podracer35 6 жыл бұрын

I never knew I wanted a Steven Colbert Russia Investigation Christmas Album until now... Seriously, I'd buy it.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 жыл бұрын

c'mon...name some of the many other classic seasonal songs which would feature

@sciencedenier6281 6 жыл бұрын

you support Colbert pedo club protector? sickos

@RifleDeadeye 6 жыл бұрын

Introducing: Steven Colbert’s Russian Christmas Album! With all your favorites! Traitors we Have Heard on High Email Bails All I want for Christmas is Truth! Little Squealer Boy 12 Days of Treason And many more!!

@dr-k1667 6 жыл бұрын

You should win a prize for this list! LOL LOL

@Aardvark892 6 жыл бұрын

If twitter was published on paper, his tweets would be soaked in sweat.

@rainbowpandasays8851 6 жыл бұрын

Ah yes. A fine joke my man. Was scrolling to find this gold nugget.

@Picklemedia 5 жыл бұрын

Tastiest nothing Burger ever made.

@plixie1 6 жыл бұрын

Stephen was on fire tonight

@themostfowl 6 жыл бұрын

It's gonna keep getting better ladies and gentlemen. I'll grab the champagne.

@froggodoggo79 6 жыл бұрын

❤❤❤

@detectivebulletstorm2794 6 жыл бұрын

Fowl Please pour me some when you’re back, please mate.

@ProjectFlashlight612 6 жыл бұрын

Fowl I shall bring the Doritos, vodka, and ferret catapult

@seanmehegan3213 6 жыл бұрын

I dont like him but this is still bad

@peppapig-mf4cs 6 жыл бұрын

This hilarious John Manafort knew president dumps way before he joined his team in April of 2016, they had corporate relationships prior to in business. These fools just did not meet😂😂😂😂😂😂😎

@dragon53777 6 жыл бұрын

The thing that astounds me more is there is still supporters of him. Like why support a traitor? One more thing to add to the list. I hope this is the beginning of the end.

@74artgrrl 6 жыл бұрын

Daren Redman I think Hillary said it best when she called many of them “deplorables”. True, that!

@lowbird7947 6 жыл бұрын

Mueller is a Republican, appointed by a Republican

@BreitheNua 6 жыл бұрын

^That's what a lot of Trump's base seems to forget: Mueller is a universally respected former FBI director and Republican, as you said. I guess in their minds he's only a Republican so long as he supports Trump.

@81licker 6 жыл бұрын

Because he is so evil. People are easily brain-washed anymore.

@kellen1771 6 жыл бұрын

MooseT good response to the argument presented, really well thought out intelligent response, I mean you must be unbelievably intelligent.

@MrXolaX 6 жыл бұрын

He was on fire today! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

@cctomcat321 6 жыл бұрын

Paul Manafort looks like Steve Bannon before opening the Ark of the Covenant.

@Jaded_Jester 6 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@darkholt8376 6 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to read the President's Tweets with Victor Borge's Phonetic Pronunciation.

@lethargogpeterson4083 6 жыл бұрын

Yes. Please.

@mozart1017 6 жыл бұрын

Well...Mueller is now segmenting the BIG ORANGE and chewing the first three seeds DOT DOT DOT

@bbsnipo 6 жыл бұрын

President Skrrob: "Do something!" Dark Helmet: "Do something!" Colonel Sandurz: "DO SOMETHING!"

@TheShepard2011 4 жыл бұрын

So, how's this whole Mueller thing going ?

@BremboT 6 жыл бұрын

When I watch his skits, the movie V for Vendetta comes to mind.

@wsironda 6 жыл бұрын

Bambo Tree very true

@lion3d83 6 жыл бұрын

231 Subs but no content huh?

@dameinbell3097 6 жыл бұрын

was watching Strangers with Candy today #legendarycolbert

@Eagle-pg7bx 6 жыл бұрын

Oh shit man

@Nexus-ub4hs 6 жыл бұрын

That movie also came to my mind when you see clips from Fox and the propaganda machine in that one. What a crazy time we live in

@gekkanshounen5112 6 жыл бұрын

Stephen seems extremely jolly this segment

@nurlindafsihotang49 6 жыл бұрын

ssssh....hear that? the whole world too...well, aside of central and south america. they really wished you USA destroyed.

@amandawild8522 6 жыл бұрын

Singing and all.

@DuhIdiot1 6 жыл бұрын

If (by some miracle) this gets heavy and Jon Oliver gets to actually hit his "We Got Him" button for real, Jon's head may pop from joy overdose.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 жыл бұрын

well based on the info 'tis finally the fucking season

@YoutubeSun1 6 жыл бұрын

GekkanShounen I thought it might have just been Seth that seemed giddy, but nope!! Trevor and Stephen were, too!!!😂😂

@cassandrex0824 6 жыл бұрын

"Shall I sing to the Feds? Trump Pom Pom Pom "🎶 😆😂😂

@eunicebelting 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha! They are investigating the investigators now!!! What do you think Stephen whatever your last name is!

@MrAlito27 6 жыл бұрын

U see ITS NOT FAKE NEWS ANYMORE PEOPLE.... BOOOOOOOOOM 💥

@millierodriguez600 6 жыл бұрын

dot.dot.dot. lol

@JazzyBabe56 6 жыл бұрын

it never was in the first place - that was just Donnie Bonespurrs attempt at deflection....

@theloniuspunk383 6 жыл бұрын

what isn't?

@NKA23 6 жыл бұрын

Kim Yong-Un: Hello, this is Kim Yong-Un speaking, who are you? Trump: Hi, it´s me, the Don. I could use a really BIG distraction right now, so would you please nuke LA or San Francisco? Kim Yong-Un: Naw, I just got me a HUUUGE bucket of popcorn. Boy, this is gonna be so great!

@NKA23 6 жыл бұрын

Yup, Twitler will certainly try to instrumentalize today´s attack in NYC as a distraction. Just wait for it...

@bdot02 6 жыл бұрын

If he spent close to $1M on clothes, does anyone really think that he's going to flinch over a $10M bail? Like really? That's nothing to this guy.

@ariz8281 6 жыл бұрын

Legally its not his money tho👀👀👀

@rspainter7896 6 жыл бұрын

The irony is he used laundered money to bail himself out of jail for laundering money.

@xhuga2 6 жыл бұрын

If you escape, your bail is paid by the one who guarantees you bail.

@cjsmith6052 6 жыл бұрын

bdot02 the guy is worth about 50 million I doubt it will hard to live with 40 million

@kargelr 6 жыл бұрын

He didn't spend a million dollars on clothes. He is charged with money laundering. Run a few suits and rugs through the expense accounts, pay off the dealers, money laundered.

@krisgarage8480 5 жыл бұрын

Boy this aged well 🤣🤣🤣

@teawiththehomie 6 жыл бұрын

LMAO! Colbert's Trump impression is so on point!

@albevanhanoy 6 жыл бұрын

Those Tweets were so salty they gave me hypertension.

@KushTime420 6 жыл бұрын

Albe Van Hanoy lmao

@cianise96 6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 W

@LeftIsBest001 6 жыл бұрын

Shall I sing to the Feds, Trumpa-pum-pum.. 😂😂

@LindaLinda-ub8ng 6 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness for the tv where i can watch these little stars shine, oh thank you Stephen

@wizkhalifasmoke 6 жыл бұрын

Knowing Trump wants to tweet about mueller but can't is so fucking satisfying..

@gacha_edits2202 6 жыл бұрын

I just want a full album of Steven reading Trumpty Dumptys tweet especially the DOT DOT DOT's....lmfao

@kitty6720 6 жыл бұрын

Dot Dot Dot is the best part :-)

@gacha_edits2202 6 жыл бұрын

Kitty IKR! Lol

@sarahlisa5191 5 жыл бұрын

"DO SOMETHING" Hilarious.

@MsJessedean 5 жыл бұрын

This didn't age well 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Neojhun 6 жыл бұрын

Trumps Reaction Tweet was basically "I Know You Are, But What Am I"

@apt0913 6 жыл бұрын

That's his entire persona, that and " But what about Meeeee ? "

@Ornelas11B 6 жыл бұрын

Neojhun This is far before Trumps campaign. It still doesn’t have anything to do with Trump. Not sure why you idiots haven’t figured that one out yet. Do some research.

@stephenharper3355 6 жыл бұрын

We Republicans don't care if Trump worked with the Russians. You need to focus on Hillary and NOT INVESTIGATE TRUMP!! He is trying to help you... don't you get that?

@stephenharper3355 6 жыл бұрын

SJP you do. Leave trump alone and let him do his job. Hillary is doing nothing right now so we should investigate her because she doesn't have a job and investigating her will not impede her ability to do such.

@stephenharper3355 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks Buddy

@diak2009 6 жыл бұрын

A Great Halloween Treat would be to see the Great Pumpkin Head & cronies do the perp walk.

@gordongekko5159 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, keep those Christmas Carols coming.

@Starkada 6 жыл бұрын

Breaking News: N Korea just bombed President Trump's personal library. All 3 books were completely destroyed and... in a tragic twist... ...He hadn't even finished coloring them :)

@nurlindafsihotang49 6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 i almost believe it. gosh! the days whete POTUS cannot be differentiate than 5 y.o

@evermoremystic17 4 жыл бұрын

You should be a writer for this show! That was brilliant! 😂

@wizkhalifasmoke 6 жыл бұрын

IN MUELLER WE TRUST

@kevinsiu3769 6 жыл бұрын

kevinmuehl Muehlkevin you mean the son of a bitch who himself is corrupt?

@BishtrainerTai16 6 жыл бұрын

lol did fox news tell you that?

@georgegio6530 6 жыл бұрын

sad lol

@garyodriscoll7988 6 жыл бұрын

lol... Mueller got sweet fuck all on the Don, can't stand ye leftist tards

@xl000 6 жыл бұрын

If Kushner goes to prison, who is going to get peace in the Middle East ? I mean it was the only serious option we had in years.. [sarcasm]

@Bogwedgle 6 жыл бұрын

Pepsi, obviously.

@GreenDragon11 6 жыл бұрын

xl Sarcasm, fun at times, but it’s important to state it as such as some won’t see it as such. 😊

@johnhoward3042 5 жыл бұрын

Looks like it’s time to take your christmas gifts back to the store, kiddos. hahahaha

@holocoasteropperator88 5 жыл бұрын

No further charges, jajajajajajajajajaja

@myaussiebabe1 6 жыл бұрын

Lmfao! Shall I 🎶 sing to the Feds trump trump trum trum trump

@shahidilhan3139 6 жыл бұрын

Now,lock him up.

@deborahhoffman7394 6 жыл бұрын

Mueller gives out the BEST tricks and treats!

@qwynjohnson592 6 жыл бұрын

This Dude is Fried....LMMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😵😵😵😵☠☠☠☠

@josearturogarza5114 6 жыл бұрын

.... *DO SOMETHING!* ... oh Mueller will.He will. dot,dot,dot.