You're Not Ready w/ Matteo Lane | Your Mom's House Ep. 712

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Go see Matteo Lane’s KZfaq Special “Hair Plugs and Heart Ache.” • Matteo Lane: Hair Plug...
Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get an update on the basketball game between Enny and Ryan, Nadav teaches us about the dangers of haggling, we discuss deep dark secrets, and we review a nightmarish chiropractic scenario.
Then we welcome our guest, Matte Lane! He tells us about his hair plug procedure, being stuck in Mexico and growing up Italian. Christina has some questions for Matteo about anal douching, if ED is cap, and if Robert Paul Champagne is his type! We analyze Mark Davis’s (owner of the Oakland Raiders) fashion choices, introduce Matteo to Leo, and finally, show him some of Christina’s insane TikTok curations.
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KZfaq Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro - Enny VS Ryan Basketball Update
00:10:13 - Opening Clip + J Quotes
00:15:45 - Deep Dark Secrets
00:22:44 - Chiropractic Accidents
00:36:07 - Matteo Lane Intro + Hair Plugs
00:44:00 - Mexico Trip and Italian Background
00:49:51 - Douching
00:54:26 - ED is Cap Follow Up
01:02:09 - Matteo Meets RPC
01:11:08 - More Gay Questions
01:18:00 - Mark Davis
01:23:46 - Matteo Meets Leo
01:29:17 - TikToks
01:36:45 - Closing Song - "C*m Dump And Try It Out" by Sons Of Dad Mouth

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@meghanxox
@meghanxox Жыл бұрын
Matteo deserves all the success, happiness & love. He’s a gem and absolutely hilarious 🔥
@kozmicflush980
@kozmicflush980 Жыл бұрын
Aww, nice comment. Cool stuff slick stuff neat stuff
@RobertpChampagne
@RobertpChampagne Жыл бұрын
He is not funny
@lilcheckrs09
@lilcheckrs09 Жыл бұрын
Aww honey... he's gay. Lol.
@lilcheckrs09
@lilcheckrs09 Жыл бұрын
@@kozmicflush980 Where are all the bodies buried G?
@Fruitboots25
@Fruitboots25 Жыл бұрын
@@RobertpChampagne : (
@mattduell3
@mattduell3 Жыл бұрын
When Matteo does voices it’s so much funnier because it’s such a drastic difference from his speaking voice lol.
@thestarchild7519
@thestarchild7519 Жыл бұрын
The hick voice is fucking spot on lol
@docmccoy9813
@docmccoy9813 Жыл бұрын
His voice is so g word :)
@mattduell3
@mattduell3 Жыл бұрын
@@thestarchild7519 I like how he even changes his face when doing it.
@123..0.
@123..0. Жыл бұрын
That's because his speaking voice is fake kinda like Burts fake laugh
@thehousethatlarsbuilt3449
@thehousethatlarsbuilt3449 Жыл бұрын
@@123..0. More fake than Bert's laugh.
@tootstoyou1
@tootstoyou1 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for introducing me to Matteo. 70 YO woman and he is ad-dor-ABLE . This episode made my entire afternoon 😁
@TSOL2023
@TSOL2023 Жыл бұрын
Look up old episodes of "Keeping Joe" where he appears
@mandasity
@mandasity Жыл бұрын
he has two specials uploaded to youtube you can enjoy for free
@stargirl91291
@stargirl91291 10 ай бұрын
You spelt adorable wrong
@tootstoyou1
@tootstoyou1 10 ай бұрын
@@stargirl91291 Oh so I did! Thanks for noticing 💋
@hwftechdecks
@hwftechdecks 7 ай бұрын
@@stargirl91291she’s 70 giver her a break
@xSpirit
@xSpirit Жыл бұрын
Tom telling Nadav he would pay the costs to see his face everyday and bursting out laughing is priceless
@cwdatb
@cwdatb Жыл бұрын
Matteo putting Enny in his place over ED is Cap is so funny!
@brandonmelikian8842
@brandonmelikian8842 Жыл бұрын
Doesn't take a genius to know Enny is the resident cap
@thismothafuckasaid7304
@thismothafuckasaid7304 Жыл бұрын
Even Matteo sees Enny is insecure bc he's not really "street"...Only compared to Booth Boys is Enny considered hip & rough,
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage Жыл бұрын
Confidence always wins over bravado. Enny's playing cool but someone that actually doesn't give a fuck came into the studio and carpet bombed his shit. 😄
@user-ey4ut9uc8w
@user-ey4ut9uc8w Жыл бұрын
@@8thlvlMagedid Ennys ED joke offend you that much? 😂
@stop8738
@stop8738 Жыл бұрын
@@8thlvlMageYou got some issues bro. 😂
@schophi
@schophi Жыл бұрын
"ED is Cap" is one of the funniest phrases that have ever been said. Just wild.
@CharleneCash1973
@CharleneCash1973 5 ай бұрын
My grandkids are 15 and 10... I had to ask my 33 year old daughter what..."cap...bus...and rizz" means... 😂
@jayp198
@jayp198 Жыл бұрын
Tom's face when Matteo riffs fluent Italian.... Tom is like, what? How? All those babel bathroom sessions are out the window.
@radhiadeedou8286
@radhiadeedou8286 11 ай бұрын
I don't think he was that surprised considering he speaks Spanish fluently
@lowprofosho
@lowprofosho Жыл бұрын
Blind Bob and RPC getting prime placement on the Cool Guy wall. We love to see it.
@nickmeyer238
@nickmeyer238 Жыл бұрын
First thing I noticed was those aren't the normal cool guys lmfao
@browe091
@browe091 Жыл бұрын
Really glad shit eyes got immortalized on the YMH hall of fame.
@nickmeyer238
@nickmeyer238 Жыл бұрын
@@browe091 Just a real cool fan of aviation
@martinlindinger800
@martinlindinger800 Жыл бұрын
RPC or Steven Segal?
@04Matches13
@04Matches13 Жыл бұрын
Ol Shiteyes deserves his spot
@tyhouse49
@tyhouse49 Жыл бұрын
When you hang ornaments from the vegetable producer, you can wish him a “Feliz Nadavidad”
@yourgameisstupid
@yourgameisstupid Жыл бұрын
"We can throw bolognas at him" made me laugh so hard. Christine was definitely a Howard Stern show fan back in the day.
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage Жыл бұрын
She has said in the past she started listening to him when she was like 12.
@Vsilver051
@Vsilver051 Жыл бұрын
The whole section with Nadav and being paralyzed. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.
@danbarry7698
@danbarry7698 Жыл бұрын
Christina opening the pod by saying she’s taking half her meds to “feel her genitals again” and then basing the rest of the episode around her thinking ED is cap - is straight up Cap 🧢 😂❤
@Hjaelteomslag
@Hjaelteomslag Жыл бұрын
Isn't that a Jessica Kirson joke?
@lizarrohillario7057
@lizarrohillario7057 Жыл бұрын
god i never thought about that... thats so true... but i think shes just piling onto enny's absurdity to annoy tom
@lizarrohillario7057
@lizarrohillario7057 Жыл бұрын
@@Hjaelteomslag maybe, but havent you thought something was hilarious so you started using it as daily vernacular and then it just becomes a routine response and you have to dig deep to remember the source of why you said it? yea me neither
@StanleyKubick1
@StanleyKubick1 Жыл бұрын
@@lizarrohillario7057 yeah people do that all the time. comedians need to be careful with stuff like that though, with jokes being their livelihood and all
@Spicygabbagool85
@Spicygabbagool85 Жыл бұрын
Starting a YMH petition: Christine owes Tim one full scrum lick PER "meow" during intro. AYE YAY YAY
@jeremyk_541
@jeremyk_541 Жыл бұрын
I second this
@23gobears
@23gobears Жыл бұрын
Third. Love you Jeans's
@asturiametal
@asturiametal Жыл бұрын
yep this needs to happened so please thumbs up to the original comment
@rwb_gary6355
@rwb_gary6355 Жыл бұрын
Or at least stop doing it completely which is more preferable
@duh4895
@duh4895 Жыл бұрын
@@rwb_gary6355 Jesus christ ya baby 😂😂
@Rockardo_
@Rockardo_ Жыл бұрын
Literally eating a big breakfast with hot cakes when Mateo ask if anyone is eating breakfast 😂😭
@austins7060
@austins7060 Жыл бұрын
You got yourself a shower and a nice hot breakfast my queen above 18?
@heyguy5201
@heyguy5201 Жыл бұрын
Hot cakes? What are you from 1908?
@YCWideawakeFinest252
@YCWideawakeFinest252 Жыл бұрын
Literally?....jesus christ
@Earl3333
@Earl3333 Жыл бұрын
Lies
@darrellvice2010
@darrellvice2010 Жыл бұрын
​@@heyguy5201😂😂😂
@Im.a.cat.
@Im.a.cat. Жыл бұрын
Matteo killed it as a first time guest, vibed super well with *every*body. Hope he comes back soon
@nickmeyer238
@nickmeyer238 Жыл бұрын
Christine saying she'd throw bologna at paralyzed Nadav sounds like something Sweet Dee (bird) would say from Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
@2smart4uu
@2smart4uu Жыл бұрын
Never heard Nadav as passionate about anything as he was about explaining how J words J each other
@DColon21
@DColon21 Жыл бұрын
Word, for the first time ever I thought "this guy needs a podcast" 😂
@EikottXD
@EikottXD Жыл бұрын
What was HK?
@karelenhenkie666
@karelenhenkie666 Жыл бұрын
​​@@EikottXDard k as in hard r but for js
@schweber10
@schweber10 Жыл бұрын
The new Blind Bob portrait had me cracking up in a quiet office
@oleksi9336
@oleksi9336 Жыл бұрын
Which frame is it in, Christina or Tom?
@oleksi9336
@oleksi9336 Жыл бұрын
Left of Tom I believe
@jdell8729
@jdell8729 Жыл бұрын
God always takes the good ones 🙏
@Nfl360
@Nfl360 Жыл бұрын
They got that thing up in record time lol
@cascadeblue7268
@cascadeblue7268 Жыл бұрын
Ole Shit Eyes!
@TrunkyDunks
@TrunkyDunks Жыл бұрын
I love Matteo. He is such a kind person. I wish him all the luck
@helple55
@helple55 Жыл бұрын
i love that the backroom guys joining in more. they really make the show
@adamblackwell8704
@adamblackwell8704 Жыл бұрын
They're called the Booth Boyz
@captain26
@captain26 11 ай бұрын
I wonder who gagged after the 19:05 comment?
@Macandfam
@Macandfam Жыл бұрын
I couldn't of had more fun watching this episode! Tim is having fun with it again acting all silly since he has gotten home.
@butchxflaccidy996
@butchxflaccidy996 Жыл бұрын
I was shoving eggs and pancakes in my gullet when I heard Matteo say “I hope nobody’s eating breakfast.” I’m so immune to the brown talk I didn’t even notice haha
@crazypath573
@crazypath573 Жыл бұрын
The YMH community are all Stockholm syndromed at this point.
@GenesysRider23
@GenesysRider23 Жыл бұрын
You must work in healthcare. 🤣
@butchxflaccidy996
@butchxflaccidy996 Жыл бұрын
@@GenesysRider23 no just absolutely ruined by YMH
@jp.dlamini
@jp.dlamini Жыл бұрын
I don't understand why that would physically gross out anyone who's eating when there isn't any actual brown stuff around.
@clicheguevara5282
@clicheguevara5282 Жыл бұрын
Same. 😂 I eat breakfast every Wednesday morning while watching this.
@Chibason
@Chibason Жыл бұрын
Matteo is easily the coolest and most well rounded gay personality in pop culture history. Great comedian and has no issues nonchalantly discussing any topic
@justtim1269
@justtim1269 Жыл бұрын
Matteo is amazing with VOCAL CHANGES wow Amazing guest
@zackmitchell9587
@zackmitchell9587 Жыл бұрын
Matteo is fuggin hilarious. Glad to see him making the rounds. Looking forward to watching his special!
@moonmanwithham2
@moonmanwithham2 Жыл бұрын
What was a single entertaining thing he said? One of the most boring guests they’ve had by far
@RHt09
@RHt09 Жыл бұрын
@@moonmanwithham2 I hope you accept your latent homosexuality at some point in your life and find peace. 🙏
@Diamondsmuggler
@Diamondsmuggler Жыл бұрын
@@RHt09 not enough gay jokes 😢
@masterofallgoons
@masterofallgoons Жыл бұрын
Watched his special the other day. Solid.
@YourLastWish
@YourLastWish Жыл бұрын
Crazy to cause i started watching at 76k views. Finished at 1.3mil . Good chance for good special numbers
@dylanhamilton7190
@dylanhamilton7190 Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about new people watching Leo is we always get new observations! Truly the gift that keeps on giving
@jacobdinicola2541
@jacobdinicola2541 Жыл бұрын
I love how Tom subtly rewound twice so they could hear Leo talk about sweating 😂😅
@trevor0701
@trevor0701 Жыл бұрын
Matteo is always a great guest on any podcast, so funny.
@knudsan
@knudsan Жыл бұрын
It would be fun to se nadav drooling in the corner every time they pan to the booth🙂
@reinders82
@reinders82 Жыл бұрын
it'd be good for the team!
@imemberberry
@imemberberry Жыл бұрын
It'd be like episode of South Park where the boys accidentally set their teacher on fire and she spends the rest of her life in a rolling enclosure that goes up to the neck. Hey Nadav how's it going? "Boop."
@MartiniGTGP
@MartiniGTGP Жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@jdmartin2984
@jdmartin2984 Жыл бұрын
Nadav hawking talking through a straw for the one liners
@PedoPurpleDino
@PedoPurpleDino Жыл бұрын
I really like that!
@fakeyawns
@fakeyawns Жыл бұрын
Man, Matteo is a helluva voice actor.
@jussiniemi9560
@jussiniemi9560 Жыл бұрын
Matteo is so likeable. And Flagrant (2) was actually the first time i ever saw him.
@ColinAllanPhoto
@ColinAllanPhoto Жыл бұрын
Tom is one sick puppy and I love it, I was in tears when you started talking about the videos he sends Nadav
@erniecervantes626
@erniecervantes626 Жыл бұрын
I didn't notice if these were in the last few episodes, but finally, an RPC cool guy painting and a new addition cool guy painting of Sh!t Eyes!
@anouskagrant
@anouskagrant Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same!
@kmartinquadeuce
@kmartinquadeuce Жыл бұрын
Ol sh!t eyes lmao
@RobertpChampagne
@RobertpChampagne Жыл бұрын
Take it down n I'm not one of those clown d
@RobertpChampagne
@RobertpChampagne Жыл бұрын
Take my picture down
@robinisbell8513
@robinisbell8513 Жыл бұрын
Holy Shit Eyes Blind Bob made it up on the Cool Guy Wall of Fame in record time! 😂😂😂 I love you YMH
@onceagian
@onceagian Жыл бұрын
Easily one of the best YMH Episode. I really hope he comes back again or even for a live show! Even the outro song was great!
@lukeyarasheski5510
@lukeyarasheski5510 Жыл бұрын
My dad was a chiropractor for years. There is a chance that happens every time you do the neck adjustment. It is absoloutely critical the patient doesnt try to resist the adjustment because the risk of complications increases drastically
@bwhs32
@bwhs32 Жыл бұрын
As soon as nadav said ‘always bet on enny’, it became clear who the winner will be
@daniilteterevkov8435
@daniilteterevkov8435 Жыл бұрын
Finally! We have been waiting for this for a LONG time! Matteo is a mommy now! 🌈
@NewNoise02
@NewNoise02 Жыл бұрын
Matteo is always a great guest
@hammycow26
@hammycow26 Жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for Matteo to be on for so so long. This dude is so damn funny!
@histoirettes
@histoirettes Жыл бұрын
The moment I realised I can recognize those fancy people in the background, I felt I am finally a YMH's family membre now
@GyleCast
@GyleCast Жыл бұрын
Sorry but Enny getting his colon flushed is gonna be funnier than him getting hair plugs. I'm rooting for the other guy.
@T25de
@T25de Жыл бұрын
100
@mattrenshaw8024
@mattrenshaw8024 Жыл бұрын
It's probably a warzone up there... That flush is going to look APOCALYPTIC
@adamdales2626
@adamdales2626 Жыл бұрын
AAight, fair enough. Enny's gonna milk it regardless.
@greatvaluecorndog
@greatvaluecorndog Жыл бұрын
we're all about to find out that ennie not pooping has been cap all this time. mark my words.
@Suhmstank
@Suhmstank Жыл бұрын
If enny loses tom should offer to pay but it has to be done with pubes lmao
@michael5654
@michael5654 Жыл бұрын
Finally, a promo I believe Christina actually uses- men's face cream
@SketchySandy34
@SketchySandy34 Жыл бұрын
Tom sending Nadav planes exploding on take-off😂
@MaxR52
@MaxR52 Жыл бұрын
The vomit drops don’t work against Tina anymore! She’s too powerful!
@SilleeJimi
@SilleeJimi 10 ай бұрын
Tom's been working so hard for years to desensitize her to it, and I think she's finally progressed to those sounds not affecting her the way they used to. Tom would make a great exposure therapist for people's phobias and one could argue that he already is in his own way. Thank you for your service Tom, I salute you!
@andrewwhite1305
@andrewwhite1305 Жыл бұрын
Matteo could be Tom's Italian language buddy 🙂
@matte4480
@matte4480 Жыл бұрын
Matteo's Italian is so much worse than he tries to make people believe.
@vibangigan5336
@vibangigan5336 Жыл бұрын
Bro finally!! Matteo been killing it! Glad yalll had him on! 👌🏽
@jasongravely7217
@jasongravely7217 Жыл бұрын
Matteo is amazing in so many ways. His voices are TOP NOTCH!
@ronray2879
@ronray2879 Жыл бұрын
Love YMH shows. Just a suggestion, we see the same fun portraits behind you both every episode. How about arranging them differently once in a while so we can see your whole gallery.
@clevermissfox
@clevermissfox Жыл бұрын
I want a studio tour video!! And def want to see all the Cool Guy portraits in focus
@TimmyP_
@TimmyP_ Жыл бұрын
They have been rotating them for a while now and literally have two brand new additions this episode (Blind Bob & RPC)
@evanprotsman9623
@evanprotsman9623 Жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for Enny to get hair plugs like Matteo 👱🏾‍♂️👱🏾‍♂️👱🏾‍♂️
@norman1907
@norman1907 Жыл бұрын
When you go bald they make you be a top
@Defamed.
@Defamed. Жыл бұрын
8:00 Toms forehead 👀🤔🤮😂
@gpina4886
@gpina4886 Жыл бұрын
This was my exact thought when I saw Matteo's special.
@AndeB_Roll
@AndeB_Roll Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Enny to get his butt blasted
@stephanietaylor6248
@stephanietaylor6248 Жыл бұрын
Ain't happening 😂
@Bellovux
@Bellovux Жыл бұрын
Because off this podcast I checked out Matteo’s special. Laughed so much!
@DrDulittle
@DrDulittle Жыл бұрын
Holly crap this episode started so good then got so great once Matteo took stage. The call on all the "cap" was spectacular! Love episodes like this where I am crying laughing.
@croz711
@croz711 Жыл бұрын
Happy Wednesday Jeans!!! Goodmorning Kings and Queens above 18!
@christopherkendrex8075
@christopherkendrex8075 Жыл бұрын
Good morning Mommy!
@kablow
@kablow Жыл бұрын
Don’t be stingy, Mark. This is the Pride content I’ve been waiting for. Matteo!
@tonymarselle8812
@tonymarselle8812 Жыл бұрын
Remember when pride was fun and not preachy? A strange secret explosion of hidden culture? Those were the days.
@CCitis
@CCitis Жыл бұрын
@@tonymarselle8812 now it’s the biggest event in the world
@slicedbread5692
@slicedbread5692 Жыл бұрын
You think it's annoying when your neighbor leaves their Christmas lights up deep into January? Well now they leave their pride flags up all year long.
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 Жыл бұрын
1:27:00 I’ve never wanted to punch Tina till right meow lol 😂 How DARE she try to interrupt Ed!
@CCitis
@CCitis Жыл бұрын
@@slicedbread5692 Hey, they are just better human beings than you and I... and thats ok
@ShayDSoles
@ShayDSoles Жыл бұрын
53:53 That “Yes, dude” came with CONVICTION. Tom really wants his rosebud watered. 😂
@EnriqueLopez-vo5iy
@EnriqueLopez-vo5iy Жыл бұрын
Tim playing throw up noises to get back at Christine but fails 😂😂😂
@Algorythmfpv
@Algorythmfpv Жыл бұрын
In a constant battle between wondering if Tom is just a functioning psychopath or just LIVES for the content and jokes and says and does stuff so seriously on camera for the laughs. LOL
@christianabooher2064
@christianabooher2064 Жыл бұрын
Already watched Matteo's special but am so happy he is making the pod promotion circuit. ❤
@raymondortiz085
@raymondortiz085 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else hear "Chucky" laugh when Matteo laughs? Loved YMH introducing me to Matteo - pretty funny dude.
@msci2511
@msci2511 Жыл бұрын
Matteo needs to do more bits of Italian men arguing, that brought me back to my childhood sitting at the kitchen table listening to the old Paesan’s with my mind blown lol😂
@Euodia746
@Euodia746 Жыл бұрын
"I can't describe Naples" - thank you, this is exactly how I describe it to everyone ahaha
@respectedprophet6247
@respectedprophet6247 Жыл бұрын
The Nadav gambling addict bit is too serious I can’t even tell if it’s a joke anymore
@mushmama
@mushmama Жыл бұрын
It's only been on 10 minutes and I'm dying 😭 "it's a dark backyard? What kind of story is this?" Tom you got me good lolol
@mateowashere
@mateowashere Жыл бұрын
I saw Matteo Lane was on and immediately got excited for todays episode
@justinlawlor3898
@justinlawlor3898 Жыл бұрын
This crew is insane
@RE-om1up
@RE-om1up Жыл бұрын
Matteo on the Momcast!!! Heck yes!!! Love you, Jeans!!
@jmax6614
@jmax6614 Жыл бұрын
The guy that laughs in the background every show is the best part of the show
@1Deep43VA
@1Deep43VA Жыл бұрын
Bert laughing so hard when he said, “what is this lingo, “ED is cap”.
@CDH333
@CDH333 Жыл бұрын
MATTEO! So excited for this episode!!!
@chrstphrluis2206
@chrstphrluis2206 Жыл бұрын
Same, he’s really good on the flagrant podcasts as well. He’s hilarious, I like em.
@fndthousing
@fndthousing Жыл бұрын
I love Matteo! Lad is funny as fuck! So quick witted and sharp! And seems like a lovely fella
@RestorationIHealYou
@RestorationIHealYou Жыл бұрын
Yet another great episode, Matteo is hilarious, Never stop.
@AbbyJasmine-xu1kg
@AbbyJasmine-xu1kg Жыл бұрын
Matteo is one of the best comedians I’ve seen in years.
@currenlopez1978
@currenlopez1978 Жыл бұрын
Has anyone noticed the New CoolGuy painting in the back 😎
@hlumelomrali4081
@hlumelomrali4081 Жыл бұрын
Saw the special yesterday. Well done dude it was really good . Glad you’re doing good too
@romanap82584
@romanap82584 Жыл бұрын
18:40 Christina Pazsitzky killed it 👏🏻👏🏻
@dugbug123
@dugbug123 Жыл бұрын
The mix at the end is low key kinda fire lol
@nnn248nnn
@nnn248nnn Жыл бұрын
Matteo is a new face to me as of this year, but wow is he just entertaining on every podcast/set I've seen. xD
@immasurvivor
@immasurvivor Жыл бұрын
He is fantastic on Flagrant, his episodes are awesome through and through. Andrew talks about how he grew up in a ballroom-dance studio, Matteo kinda snorts and calls him a faggot. Seriously one of the best moments in podcast history
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 Жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious and so sharp with his standup 🙌👖
@Tom-oh2yf
@Tom-oh2yf Жыл бұрын
​@@immasurvivordo you remember his story about his friend? "Sally I already know you won't be able to help, get your manager."
@masterofallgoons
@masterofallgoons Жыл бұрын
First saw him on TasteBuds with Sal and DeRosa and became a fan pretty much right away.
@MP-qq7cl
@MP-qq7cl Жыл бұрын
Yassssss MATTEO! Already watched the special yesterday. He's absolutely splendid!
@giantnamekiandende8988
@giantnamekiandende8988 Жыл бұрын
That new picture of ' Ol Shit Eyes is killing me 😂
@Jimopoli2
@Jimopoli2 Жыл бұрын
I was in the East Village yesterday waiting for my laundry and I saw the guy from 'People of New York' rock up across the street on a bike. Recognized him from his arm tattoo and massive energy. Seemed like a nice bloke
@stuartthomas94
@stuartthomas94 Жыл бұрын
taking my SIE exam today. listening to YMH as a nerves distration. thanks mommies ❤
@lin03434
@lin03434 Жыл бұрын
You got it mommy!
@murkwell17
@murkwell17 Жыл бұрын
Don't fail, it will have disastrous implications on your life! ❤️
@austinhughes3506
@austinhughes3506 Жыл бұрын
Good luck!
@LastNameInTown
@LastNameInTown Жыл бұрын
You got this Hitler!
@SimplyCheryl
@SimplyCheryl Жыл бұрын
What’s SIE? Whatever it is, GOOD LUCK 💜💜🫶🏻🫶🏻
@NightBirdFlying92
@NightBirdFlying92 Жыл бұрын
I love Matteo! The special was super funny ❤
@ajfiveohfour
@ajfiveohfour 5 ай бұрын
Tom is so me. Every time he’s showing people clips and they talk over them, he stops and rewinds so they don’t miss it. 😂
@colephelps1734
@colephelps1734 Жыл бұрын
man these family YMH moments are so great. I love the booth boys!
@californiabassin6595
@californiabassin6595 Жыл бұрын
I was just watching Mateo on flagrant thinking why isn’t he a household name!!!
@rodthecollegeguy
@rodthecollegeguy Жыл бұрын
Gonna be an amazing Wednesday with the Mommies and Mateo! Been waiting for this one for a minute 🤟
@De1taP
@De1taP Жыл бұрын
Christine's intro meowing lives rent free in my head.
@kojayeoja
@kojayeoja Жыл бұрын
Probably no one will see this comment but my dad's a chiropractor so I grew up getting adjusted all the time. Whenever I had a headache I would have him crack my neck and I would usually feel better afterwards. It was so normal to me. My dad's 3rd wife was so scared of it though and didn't want to ever do it. I guess I don't blame her. I think actually one of my dad's colleagues got in trouble for really hurting an old lady's neck, but I don't remember if she was paralyzed... Anyway, I haven't talked to my dad in years because he's an emotionally abusive narcissist who falls for conspiracy theories and scams that always turn out to be fake but he never learns his lesson, so now I can see why he got into chiropractic. I've actually noticed that chiropractic seems to be a field that draws narcissists. They love feeling like they have power because of this ~secret knowledge~ that The Man doesn't want you to know about. Just a bunch of idiotic stuff that I'm glad doesn't take up any space in my life anymore. I don't think chiropractic works miracles but I think it can make you feel better because cracks feel good. It releases pressure in the joints, but that doesn't lead to your cancer being cured. I didn't start having headaches all the time after he stopped adjusting me, so. And growing up I saw and felt and learned all the techniques so I can crack myself, lol. Save some money, do your own crack at home. ;)
@Harman488
@Harman488 Жыл бұрын
This was probably one of my favourite episodes in a while, Matteo was hilarious and great energy!
@thehousethatlarsbuilt3449
@thehousethatlarsbuilt3449 Жыл бұрын
He brought his energy, he didn't end up making any real jokes was the problem for me.
@DICKola08
@DICKola08 Жыл бұрын
Best day of the pod week. Time for our slop
@michelecezar5797
@michelecezar5797 8 ай бұрын
Matteo is hilarious!! I saw a short video of him this morning, and I can't stop watching him. His special is great by the way, I laughed from beginning to end.
@CharleneCash1973
@CharleneCash1973 5 ай бұрын
Christina knows Tom better than anyone....and she is spot on about how he shows love. He can be such a big softy..but he'll be damned if he's going to let anyone see that part of him...he'd rather give cruel...twisted...degrading humor... I fucking love you guys. I was taught to fluently curse by age 2....curtousy of my only brother who was 20 when I was born. He also taught me to flip off people driving by our house. I get such a laugh when you guys talk about your wonderful sons!!!❤❤❤❤
@i.a.7736
@i.a.7736 Жыл бұрын
Finally 👏🏻 I have been waiting for Matteo to be on YMH!
@Shillmehowtolive
@Shillmehowtolive Жыл бұрын
Great episode! Any chance of getting the great William Montgomery on the pod any time soon?
@ashlinhart5190
@ashlinhart5190 Жыл бұрын
The "4 year old in a 1970s photo" got me. That's friggin hilarious 😂
@uratasan
@uratasan Жыл бұрын
I just realized that sh!teyes is now behind Tommy 😂😂
@Lord_Baphomet_
@Lord_Baphomet_ Жыл бұрын
Matteo basically did his entire set on this podcast lol
@steveaustin330
@steveaustin330 Жыл бұрын
Matteo just gained a new fan 😂
@eddiemumford
@eddiemumford 5 ай бұрын
My new fave episode 😂 “i’m neurotic ordering a coffee, I couldn’t even imagine.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Stewpa2000
@Stewpa2000 Жыл бұрын
"I was voted class clown in 7th grade and I ain't changed yet!" LOL
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