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whats a malice?

@@Eddneton94 *Just as planned...*

Malal dont exist

@@Eddneton94 Just as planned...

@@Eddneton94 Just as planned...

this is a very, very interesting idea

I like to imagine there is one but it's not really a god as the universe of Warhammer is full of so much incomprehensible levels of fear everyone experiences it all the time that khorne isn't actually the most powerful it's the fear God but it's so fueled by fear that it's just ascended to another level of existence and maybe that's why the warp itself is so crazy whenever the Geller Fields fail

Not exactly, it’s more like a combo of behavior eliciting emotion in all parties involved. Best example is the fear of death fuels Nurgle.

I actually like Magnus theory in tts that the BIG E was creating the chaos God of unbelief and was becoming it's champion/avatar

@@justinroman8023 Malal coming back to the setting in this form would be dope. Or perhaps the E dies on the throne finally, and ascends to a chaos god, from the sheer belief and worship of millions of worlds. then he just eternally punishes the imperium for being spastic pricks

Ah Florida

A lot of unnecessary screeching

Why can't we have _both_ versions of Noise Marines? xD

He’s chilling with the squats and Horus

@@bigpigeon2384 "Want some some hot chocolate?"

"When I get out of here, I will be the greatest Chaos God ever! I'll fuck 'em all up! Just you wait... I will become RELEVANT AGAIN!"

Indrick Boreale malal please stop we’re here for you

@@bigpigeon2384 No I'm not, I am totally a credible threat

Inquisition: chaos does not exist witch hunter: skaven don’t exist

Yep.

@@overlordinquisitor6565 Quick Sig Mar, run! Before he finishes pronouncing his full name!

@Folstaria There is no shelter for those who oppose the Imperium of Man.

*an

8th and 9th edition?

@@redeye3869 In my opinion, I view them as brand new strippers with brand new songs to dance with. They are just more teases with no big finish. There's a splodey of witches, a primarch shows up, then eff's off. I love the primaris marines. But what else is there?

@@zanthimos Just stop now. I don't want 40k going the way of Warhammer Fantasy Battles.

Let's just all pretend that TTS is the real timeline/storyline now.

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so basicly everything matt ward is gultiy of creating?

Yes

Pardon me my Lord, but what do you mean by “do not allow him screen time”?

I CUNTO SICARIUS WILL TAKE ALL OF HIS SCREEN TIME

OMG I get the reference now!! Thank you hahahaha

“ SIR, a new horde of demons arrived and they’re slaughtering the ones we were previously fighting against. What are we to do? “

@@williamsantamaria2813 “Well...bomb them both!”

When guardsmen's resolve to make daemons get the fuck off their planet is sufficient in hatred against all that is Chaos, reality on the battlefield itself will be torn asunder due to collective singular goal of human soldiers, to make all Chaos fiends suffer for all deaths they've caused, making new black-and-white daemons to pour from the fresh wound in reality, to join the fray. To surprise of both previous Chaos forces, which thought that these were their unexpected reinforcements, and Guardsmen, who thought these were their new enemies, the new immaterial entities charged right into Chaos lines, halting their rapid advance and pushing them back, completely ignoring native combatants that uneasily fought alongside them. After battle was concluded in victory for the Imperium (after 90% casualties), sweeps for any lingering or hidden Chaos forces came up with interesting results, as any Chaos cults discovered and previously undiscovered were found with all worshippers mangled, cuts and bite-marks all over their bodies. Previously observed entities that appeared during the battle, were nowhere to be found. (I just wanted to write one paragraph, but the other two came to me, so I had to write them down. Don't flame me if some parts don't make sense, 40K lore is hard for me to get into so for example I don't know if there is a way for the Imperium to investigate a WHOLE planet for obvious chaos cults in a short amount of time. On top of that I put the Malal daemons eating people, because [his/its] space marines were cannibals as well.)

@@silver1340 Dude, that was awesome

Pretty much how they feel when they see Hivefleet Kronus arriving, slashing all Daemons and then leaving without giving explanation. "Sir, the Tyrannids arrived, but they aren't attacking us, they headed straight for the Daemons" "Understandable, tell them to have a nice day"

Might not have even been from a human and Eldar fucking tho. Genetic modification, gene seed, etc all exist and there's plenty of incentive for a human to make themselves more like an Eldar, plus the galaxy is probably full of mad scientists figuring out ways to cross-breed species, probably with test tubes rather than actual slamming together of reproductive organs.

Sarja Salombar and she dressed like a harlequin

Baldemort mentioned in one of his videos that Urien Rakarth had turned some eldar into humans. It's pretty goddamn awful for an eldar to go from such physical superiority to become such an inferior creature, and then the other drukari get to feed on their tasty, tasty, misery... or they get used as infintration units, I guess. One can only have so many living fleshlights, wall decorations and furniture, I guess...

You just need a Dark elder Male that's into bestiality

actually if you think about it it be very easy to make eldar-human hybrids cannon again by basically saying that the inquisition and other groups just kill them and anyone that know of their existence, the Imperium is still xenophobic and eldar are still eldar while letting a subgroup be shown to be why a alliance is possible while showing how the self aggrandising beliefs of both the parties are.

It's all part of his plan then Tzeentch does something and it fucks up everything for both the Chaos gods and the new alliance

It's a retarded idea and only a thing becaudmse some needs want a waifu. Shit like this should be imposdible.

To quote The Great Devourer: "Go ahead and play with our food. We'll wait. We'll always be waiting."

I very much doubt khaine would be a sufficient match for khorne, considering he fought baby slaanesh and couldn’t beat them. (albeit both of them were underpowered, slaanesh due to being new and khaine because he would’ve lost a bunch of his believers with the birth of slaanesh.) they make it seem pretty clear that chaos is beyond the eldar pantheon to defeat.

@@theadtheogrekiller5629+ This is only half true. Slaanesh was explicitly stated to be at its most powerful when it fought Khaine. It already had a massive power at base during it's birth because of all the corrupt Eldar that were feeding it and the moment it was born, most of them died and it immediately inhaled the VAST majority of all the Eldar souls in the Galaxy like some massive, grimdark, Kirby with a BDSM fetish. With this boost on power, it was able to take down and eat all of the Eldar Gods (including their leader Asuryan) and take their power too. The only exceptions were Isha (who was stolen by Nurgle before Slaanesh could do shit to her) Ceograch (who hid behind Khaine and then fled into the Webway once the battle started) and Khaine himself (who stalemated the newborn Slaanesh until Khorne came in and interrupted the battle, slapping Slaanesh and shattering the massively weakened Khaine). Remember that not only did Slaanesh get a massive boost from all the souls of the Eldar it claimed, but the Eldar Gods were all depowered as a result. This is what realistically allowed Nurgle to steal Isha and Khorne to shatter Khaine. Then, on top of all the Eldar souls, Slaanesh was powered up even further but eating what was left of the the majority of the other Eldar Gods as well. And Khaine STILL forced Slaanesh into a stalemate. . If Khaine was to reform now, admittedly, he'd still be a bit under-powered due to the Eldar no longer being the dominant and most numerous species in the Galaxy however, despite the decline of the Craftworlders, the Dark Eldar population has grown considerably - even if they keep that somewhat under control by constantly killing each other and they are still nowhere near the numbers of the Pre-fall Eldar. In any case, Khaine might not be a match for Khorne by himself considering Khorne gets fed by trillions upon trillions of humans vs Khaine's power coming from the much smaller population of Eldar, but he'd be in much better shape than he was when he was shattered the first time and should, by rights, at least be stronger than Slaanesh (who is regularly matched and even pretty reliably defeated by Ceograch when fighting for Harlequin souls - despite Ceograch being the weakest Eldar God who also suffered massive depowerment due to Slaaneah nomming most of the Eldar upon birth). The Eldar Pantheon was the dominant one back when the Eldari ruled the Galaxy and it was only their fall and the subsequent rise of humanity that allowed the Chaos Gods to take top spot in the Warp. Don't get me wrong, humanity was already rising to power before the Fall of the Eldar and the Chaos Gods were growing along with the humans. But it wasn't until the Fall actually happened that the Eldari Pantheon was weak enough for the Chaos Gods to take dominion over them - otherwise they'd have done so long before. . People often forget that, despite being a "Chaos God" Slaanesh itself is technically an Eldar God. However, the difference between it and the rest of the Eldar Pantheon is that the way it was brought into existence (i.e. through the conglomeration of a galaxy's worth of emotions, urges and base instincts) was in the same manner as a Chaos God - as opposed to being created through the collective psyche of an entire race actively manifesting it on purpose like the other Eldar Gods. Thats why Slaanesh is able to so easily claim human souls in much the same way the other Chaos Gods do. Despite this fact however the emotions and urges etc that formed Slaanesh came almost entirely from the Eldar and the fact that Slaanesh actually has a claim to Eldar souls (even those who do not actively worship it) indicates very clearly that it is in fact an Eldar deity. . Having said all that, if you took the remaining Eldar Gods and had them team up, Slaanesh would get wrecked

Natalia Natase is her name I think .

A serious case though of "Don't stick your dick in crazy"

*hands Dominique his package of sandpaper cigarettes*

Yes I did read that in his voice

Be QUIET Dominique

I miss him

Hey that's how he always sounds so calm and sexy.

But orkish infighting isn't?

40k also needs to inherit the greatest and most disgusting furry bait of Fantasy.

You are forgetting the machine guns and artillery that the skaven had Heck skaven sucked ass in melee combat and had good range so technically... the tau... are kinda like skaven

Warhammer 40K NEEDS to be more funny.

It took me a while to realise Mon - keigh is them literally calling us monkey. Yes I'm slow

@@ayk4sh532 Supposedly they call every species they deem inferior mon-keigh... it's just that humans at least stop to be insulted before purging them. We got a thing about last words or something... Fuck honor I say! Just bomb the damned xenos from orbit the moment they make planetfall and think they're in for some glorious melee combat. I'm just a human, I want to live. Hence I deem "bombing from orbit" about as close to the action as I ever want to be. :P

wel aids came from monkeys so let that sink in for a minute

@@catnium i like where this is going

@@catnium True but that was from eating them. Garbage meat like the kind that created corona.

I made a theory that GW would bring Skaven back into 40k via a group of Skaven move away from Skavenblight in the warp and accidentally discover the former webway of humanity. They would probably be okay because the Skaven are allied with the chaos gods due to their own God now being a Chaos God. Plus, think of the impact this would have no faction would be able to kill them because of the sheer concentration of daemons in their section of the webway, just like Skavenblight back in fantasy. Also, I believe the Council of Thirteen, the Council of Verminlords, and probably the Great Horned Rat himself would be very excited to hear of the news of this new unexplored area outside the warp. The result of this would probably be a massive Skaven migration to the former webway of mankind by the Skaven. Plus, it's likely since they are literally in the webway this could theoretically cause a mass exodus of Eldar from the Craftworlds to either the Ynnari or the Dark Eldar. Judging by the fact, the Skaven probably could take down a Craftworld rather quickly if they have about 1000 to 5000 Stormfiends along with tens of thousands of Ratling Gunners, Warpfire Throwers, and Warplock Jezziel Gunners and probably some Warp Lightning Cannons. The result of this would be that the Skaven would steal all the tech on the newly acquired Craftworld and bring it back to their territory. The result of this would be the Skaven would reverse engineer Eldar technology, judging on the fact they are good at this particular skill. This would likely have a massive impact on both 40k and AoS.

@@finnegandavitt2643 As a Skaven player I highly approve of this theory. Yes-yes.

Actually a chaos guard/skaven conversion would be pretty awesome on tabletop.

Chuckles in Nubby

There are it just the inquisition kill most of them claiming that they where tzeetch cultist. But four of them still survived.

@@michaelsantamaria3053 oh okay thanks

@@michaelsantamaria3053 they probably got over it

You mean: makes....sensei. I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.

@@Alex-cp6mq no dont, that was pretty good

When the fake alpharius died they don't release the wierd lights like happened when Alpharius and Ferrus died. Also after he died omegeon felt it and felt alone for the first time. Also the writer confirmed that the Alpharius is dead

My personal headcanon is that Alpharius turned traitor, but Omegon stayed loyal but joined his brother. But now that Alpharius is dead, the loyal Omegon is now in charge of a traitor legion.

@@Samm815 the real plot twist is that the entire legion is made up of loyalists but they all think the others are traitors because they think their Primarch is a traitor.

Nice

2 year old comment and it aged like milk.

Vaginal Pouch?!?

Hmmmmmmmm.........do explain your side on this???? *eager beastman ears perk up waiting for the expected answers to be given reason to summarily bite off heretic neck via jugularic motion*

Guilliman:

Dont we all?

The fact games like dnd have halve-elf as a basic choise tells a story here i think.

Love can bloom was never discredited and still clings to cannon like the squats

"Behold Bigger E"

That douche was Laurie Goulding who got fired by GW. The BRs are still 99% percent sure to be TS descendants.

nabres nabres Oh I didn’t know he got fired. What for? I heard Thomas Parrot got fired the other day, but not Goulding.

Yeah,but it is kinda dumb, It all fits well together (the name/symbols of the chapter with the corvidae cult of the Thousand Sons,the high amount of psykers etc) But the big problem is the Flesh Change.All with the blood line of Magnus are affected by it,so 99 out of 100 Blood Raven aspirants should turn to Rubric Marines when the get the Geneseed

Nick Athanas That’s true. Maybe it’s a chimeric geneseed; sever differ t ones mixed together.

@@jesusisherelookbusy bad management of GW's assets. It was many years ago.

Mmmm thousands of years old titties.

Well the dark eldar would fuck animals

@@joeclay9683 for the Beastmasters that's certainly a possiblity.

we're talking about a race so degenerate that they tore a hole in reality and birthed a god of degeneracy, bestiality would probably be seen as some softcore casual garbage by them. Also fully agree on 6th edition milfrathi

but them seeing us as animals is like a racist person seeing black people as apes

I’m back, and I looked the numbers up. Turns out I was way off. It occurs in about 1 in 5000 live births, with 95 percent of patients not surviving long enough to be born at all. Half of the live infants do not survive beyond the first week of life. The median lifespan is five to 15 days. About 8-12% survive longer than 1 year. Most studies indicate that only one percent of children live to age 10, however one Canadian study of 254 children with trisomy 18 demonstrated ten-year survival of 9.8%.

Wait, what? Elaborate.

That the Sister Of Battle Miriael Sabathiel isn’t Cannon anymore. She was the Sister who joined Slaanesh.

Yeah the only thing that Imperial Guard has over the Space Marine and it most badass moment .

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Nobody ever thought Epstein killed himself.