If judgement doesn't count, Gold Experience can just spawn ender pearls and blaze rods since they are all body parts and then craft eye of ender that way

Can you make stands that can make you pass in exam

top 5 should have been The Hand. short range teleportation + insta-kill would make speedrunning a lot faster

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Theoretically if you used Mandom you could reverse time whenever you made the slightest fault in your run and repeat doing that until your run has no room for error. The only thing stopping it from being completely perfect would be your luck on spawns and stuff.

while problably not number 1, i think harvest is one of the best stands for speedrunning minecraft for the same reasons as judgement. it can save a lot of time by gathering resources

Hermit purple gave Joseph a map to the nearest barrel. Hermit purple could remove rng from the game by telling you exactly where everything is, you could also swing around and bind mobs.

Dragon's Dream could guide you to lucky outcomes if you knew how Feng Shui worked, so you might be able to find important locations easier and fight better if Steve knew the right techniques. It's debatable if this utility is enough to put it in top 5 but I feel like the versatility is better than a car at least.

I think Paisley Park would be the best, she could give you items and directions to the best structures for everything

Honorable mention: Pocoloco's stand (i dont remember the name). Assuming that it dies grant luck instead of just hyping you up (otherwise its not that good in comparison to other stands). It might not skip run segments, but with minecraft strats being as they are, its all up to luck, and his stand can provide

step 1. collect beds step 2. dirty deeds done dirt cheap step 3. kill the ender dragon

Honestly, I agree with your opinion of "Freaking Epic Video!!!". While a lot of people would think that "Freaking Epic Video!!!" would trivialise the entire run, "Freaking Epic Video!!!" would actually just make it harder. Other people should absolutely take your advice on "Freaking Epic Video!!!", as not many do.

I’d argue The Wonder of U would be great. It would give Steve a second body to work with, allowing for multitasking. Not only this, but would kill any mobs that attempt to harm the player, trivializing the ender dragon fight

Nr 1 should have been Unforgivable Actions Below Market Value, because with the Dimension hop, you could teleport around the World in no Time or teleport to another Minecraft world where the speedrun would take less time. You could also One-Shot the Enderdragon by bringing another one of herself into this End-Realm.

Before I watch the video, I want to say this; Paisley Park from part 8 would singlehandedly revolutionize any speedrunning community of any game they play. I believe their ability basically makes them able to know any digital information, as well as hack into anything connected to the internet. They could, in a few seconds, find the PERFECT seed to speedrun minecraft, and have minecraft choose that seed when randomly generating the world. So my bet's on Paisley Park for the best stand, though it's basically cheating, and your run would be disqualified faster than dream's when they see you get a literal 1 in 18 quintillion seed. Edit; Oh nevermind, you gave Steve the stand lol. Unless a phone mod was turned on, I doubt Paisly Park woukd be of much use.

I thought number 1 was gonna be hey ya you get a seed where you spawn in a village with a full end oortal right below it and win easily

I feel that d4c love train should replace ratt considering that it can swap between dimensions which would find the perfect seed.

I feel like tusk act 4 should be a honoral mention because it can kill mobs fast with long range, it can speed up your movement with infinite ronation and Imagine if you can throw 1 ender eye with spin and it just goes on forever until you reach the location of the portal

Gonna add to Number 2. It appears that during stopped time stuff is weightless and essentially is as light as a feather and Dio seems to be able to fly in timestop. And the obvious that Za Warudo’s strength is on par with Star Platinum them being the same type of stand both are able to break teeth as hard as diamond in the High Priestess arc and being able to throw a Jeep carrying four men and a girl out of the path of an 18-wheeler with one hand later pulling the same Jeep out of a canyon with only a car as a counter-weight in the Wheel of Fortune arc. I’m ignoring the road roller since Dio picked it up in timestop and therefore it was weightless. Also if we’re still using comparisons with Star Platinum it is incredibly precise and has beyond fucking eagle eyes.

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Harvest would be really helpful to gather items you need

White album would give you the speed of wheel of fortune whilest not being clunky and giving you armor, it would also deal massive damage to blazes since they get hurt by the cold, you also can shoot back arrows that skeletons or blazes throw at you with gentle wheeps

Meanwhile heaven's door writing that the user won the game: *Menacing laugh*

Honestly man you're pretty creative with these. Most people would go for the most well-known and powerful stands straight away, but you are a man of thorough research and I respect that.

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D’arby younger doesn’t need anything but his hands to get the world record

i don't usually comment on things, but i'm catching up on old videos (you're vids are always entertaining!!) and i really appreciate that you credit stuff like other's art or video clips. with a lot of youtubers, it's pretty easy to get so wrapped up in making your own video consisting of small snapshots of others' work and label it transformative and be done with it - which is sad sometimes if i see art that's super cool but can't even reverse image search it. plus as an artist myself it gets discouraging sharing stuff online. but!! all that is to say that i'm glad i got to see some more of vincentnoon's jjba art :D thank you!

This channel is the best for when your trying to find something to watch when eating

Nah made in heaven should be atleast second place, because if you reset the universe you'll know where the fortress and end portal is since you have technically saw the world generation once.

What about D4C?

I love your videos so much they bring me so much joy every time your new video comes out. I watch it because it is my favorite jojo channel on KZfaq. King nothing would do the second fastest speed run because it could guide you to the nether portal, the ender eyes, and the ender portal By the way you should do a top-five stance to get your parents together or top-five stance to get your parents divorced

i literally LOVE the way you edit its so funny

I think hermit purple should be an honorable mention cause it can create maps to all the important stuff villages lava the stronghold the nether fortress and while its not as good as the stands listed here i think it still deserves the honorable mention

the fact that the name "hey ya" didn't fall out of your lips anywhere in this list disturbs me. even if hey ya isn't the user's stand but steve's stand (so that it cant effect world generation), it still deserves top 5 on the list for consistently being able to bring down run times. hey ya will tell you what you have to do in order to receive the best outcome each and every time, essentially giving steve a live walkthrough of how to most optimally speedrun this brand new seed, essentially turning almost every seed into a wr-viable seed. It would also impact loot drops and piglin trades, and any other aspect that doesn't get calculated under world generation. The dragon would also auto perch allowing for the worlds easiest on cycle, cutting down the time of each and every run by a mile. Is it the best? nada, does it deserve to be on this list, 100%!

Missed out: Hermit Purple: Shows the location of the nether fortress and stronghold + mobility by swining D4C: You can travel between dimensions, thus teleporting to the Nether and then the End, you could also get clones of yourself from other dimensions.

thank you for including the infamous "i'd prefer if you stopped talking"

I dont know much about part 8 but im sure Paisley Park would be a good stand. It guides you to places right? What if the stand just guided you to the closest village, ruined portal, fortress, stronghold?? I think it would be pretty good

what about crazy diamond? you get lucky and find a pearl in the overworld and yabadabadoo you skip LITERALLY EVERYTHING because of cds destructive power

Chewiedog, you’re the only stand list maker that actually matters

Top 5 Stands to help you become a better gamer Love the video man ❤

Ok hear me out. With D4C Steve could just teleport between seeds until he gets one where he spawns directly in the stronghold with all eyes of ender in. D4C could beat the dragon on its own, but it could take Steve a long time to appear in a perfect seed so idk.

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I'm surprised hey ya wasn't here, it either manipulates luck, or gives u information that u can use, like buried treasure, stronghold location, or where a nether fortress is

This was a freaking epic video!!! Thank you chewiedog

(finds the door) "D4C go to the end dimension" It's about the same speed as judgment, so it should probably share N1 spot

Wheel of fortune needs to bind itself to a normal car before it can be used. There aren’t cars in minecraft

This freaking epic video is got to be number one

Great video, anyway remember me? When is the stands vs fnaf 1 video going to be out? :D You asked me what I meant with versus, I meant which one would be able to win the easiest / destroy the anmatronics..

i was waiting for heavens door because steve CAN write (books and signs) so you can just write like "this dirt circle will become an end portal in 5 seconds" then you can do when the dragon perches write on the dragon "this dragon will die in 5 seconds"

The best is Heaven's door cuz you can just write "Kill the Ender dragon now" on yourself

I haven't watched the video, but I believe he gonna whip out another " NUMBER ONE: *HEAVENS DOOR!* "

I mean Me personally I say hermit purple You remember those gaming skills with D'Arby? (Just forget the part where Steve has the stand not the player)

i feel so empty when chewiedog doesn't upload..until i saw this video i felt as if i was dying BUT once i saw this video i instantly got bigger buffer and really just changed into a different person. this is the effect of a chewiedog video all my crops are watered women are flocking to my side.

Freaking Epic Video!!! should be number 1

D4C has dimension crossing, completely removing the nether as you could just grab some beds and teleport to the end

“freaking epic video!”

This channel is so amazing

(1:44) I've never pronounced the word "nuances" like that in my life even though I live in Canada too. Anyway, great video. 👍

The Hand could erase space for traversal, and also one-shot everything. Plus you could erase the ground to dig faster.

Wheel of Fortune is not a car by itself, you activate it on a car that actually exists, so it would not work

I was certain that the number one was gonna be Hey Ya. It would give you that dream luck. Good video btw!

Sticky Fingers: No clip through everything and sneak attack every necessary mob.

heavens door, write in yourself "I will complete this speedrun, in as little time as possible with as little mistakes as possible, and the information about the fortress and stronghold already in my memory".

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b-but made in heaven can choose to only speed up the playe- Freaking Epic Video!!!

Hermit purple would be very good for minecraft speedruns. Remeber how it can find anything in the world and make a map to show you where it is? You can use it to find a village, a lava pool, a stronghold, the nearest enderman, and the end portal easily. Not to mention vine swings would be very good for transport

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I’m curious about why Heavens Door isn’t on the list. Going by Kishibe Rohan at the Louvre then you could just write that you will kill the Dragon in one punch and that you will have the fastest most complete portal frame in a 1x1 hole that you fall down and can enter the End in around 5 seconds. For ink or a pen just use the blood of an animal. As you can now kill the dragon in one punch you’re guaranteed to get a quick and easy kill and you don’t have to waste time getting beds like you would have to for Judgement to work. Just an idea

1:44 Hearing “new ances” is making me start to question my subscription

Love train and hermit purple. Hermit purple could foresee where things like blaze spawners, endermen, and end portals are regardless of the the world. Love train could pull anything “fortunate” you want from anywhere in the world while repelling anything “unfortunate”. You could spawn in and immediately diamond ore would start flying toward you to mine, Blaze spawners would be drawn towards you in the nether, and even the end portal would be pulled towards you. You’d have dream luck as everything you’d ever need is just given to you. You could argue that enemies you need like blazes and endermen would be repelled by love train and it’s combat potential isn’t the best for the ender dragon, but even just skipping having to look for crafting materials is a huge time save in nearly all categories.

THE HAND NOT BEING HERE IS A CRIME

Freaking epic video is the best stand for this

Bro, forgot wheel of fortune, needs a car

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He just tried to flex with a garden of banban speedrun 💀

I would take hey ya since it suggests you the correct or better path and with this i would spend less time trying to find things

Doesn’t Wheel of Fortune require a pre-existing car in order to function? After the fight with Wheel of Fortune, the Stand-modified car reverts back to it’s natural state, which turns out to be a barely functioning Rust Bucket. Which kinda implies that the Stand just binds to, enhances, and modifies cars that already exist. Similarly, Strength can only make a Cargo Ship when it has access to a boat to bind to to act as the base. Would this not mean that Wheel of Fortune wouldn’t work, since cars are not naturally a part of Minecraft?

Wait but most speedruns have timers outside of the game, like on a different app entirely or something. Some speedruns do go by in-game time passed, but wouldnt a speedrun moderator be able to check and see the Time Stops happening?

I love how original you are

Matte kudisai. Assuming you aren't considered the same person as Steve, you could request things for Matte to turn into

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Harvest can: Drive you around fast Climb walls Gather materials Kill enemys from a safe distance I feel like it deserves at least top 3

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Paisley Park can tell you where blaze rods, nether fortress, diamonds, stronghold, etc. are

Hermit purple is one of the most craziest one by far, its able to play on its own and cheat easily. it was able to cheat against a stand user in a baseball game and win. now just imagine hermit purple going all dream mode and absolutely go robotic movement and speedrun the game less then 1 minute.

Thought number 1 or 2 would be paisley park, or atleast on the list. Steve could auto find any structure he needed cutting down the time it took just running around looking for stuff.

Now we need a stand that can help you binge watch all of one piece the fastest

If we all really put our minds together, the best stand would be Heavens Door, and the ability to write "the player will get a world record speedrun"

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Hey Ya should have gotten and honorable mention since it will give steve advice and help him find the portal, gather materials and maybe improve his rng in barter trades

Paisley Park/Hey ya! would be great in random seed runs as their abilities would be able to guide steve towards items and places he would need to beat the run better. for similar reasons as Hail 2 U the new stand The Mattekudasai would be great in a multiplayer run where the other player could just use it like a duplication glitch

D4c would singlehandedly break Minecraft speed running . All you would have to do, is spawn in a seed with some gravel near you and you could go to the perfect seeds. That’s right, multiple. One with a village near by, one with a completed nether portal, fuck it, one with an already dead enderdragon. Wou could also be pretty good cause it melts the dragon and blazes

Personaly i'd say D4C would be the best stand to speedrun in the random seed category. Instantly switching seed to the set seed world record seed while technicaly starting in a random seed speedrun would be incredibly op.

Hi I'm a new subscriber and I'm thinking maybe you can make top 5 stands to survive in the JJK world or survive in the mcu as a regular civilian

Wheel of Fortune wouldn't even work because it attaches itself to an already existing car and there are no cars in Minecraft. (Also how is Hermit Purple not in this list? It can make a map straight to the stronghold, ores, nether fortresses.)

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