If Harvest isnt in this list I will eat a lemon

I swear, you probably just predicted Part 9’s ending by Jodio learning infinite spin and he’s going to be the most important person in the planet because of it

I'm just saying being the greatest Handyman in existence with Crazy Diamond is an infinite money maker

This is actually THREE birds with one stone, because being filthy rich will get you a girlfriend and will prompt your dad to come back, all with stando power

How did Diver Down earn a spot on here instead of Crazy Diamond or Golden Experience? Being able to go into peoples bodies without harming them is definitely still amazing as a doctor, but Crazy Diamond was literally shown going into peoples bodies and fixing them so fast they didn't even know what happened.

3rd place: Fun fact, Pearl Jam only heals using Tonio's food. It's just his cooking skills that are good enough to make Nijimura cry from simple water.

-Gets the money curse -Tells my friend how it works -Occasionally switch with friend on who has the curse and who doesn't -If friend needs something but has curse, just get it for them and give it for free -If the friend without curse needs money just steal money from friend with curse and swap roles -Profit

I'd argue weather report would be number one because you still need to buy a horse to use infinite rotation, but a service that centered around controlling the weather? People have to bid for whatever weather for what they want for that specific day. Windmills need wind solar panel need sun but you have access to all of it.

Pearl Jam doesn’t work that way. Pearl Jam doesn’t make food taste better, all it does is enhance the health benefits of food and makes it instantaneous. The reason Pearl Jam works so well is because Tonnio is such a great cook working with the best ingredients he can get

The Sun could also make you filthy rich, because you could make infinite solar energy. It might be even more effective in that way than tusk act 4 and infinite rotation. No horse required.

The problem with this is that Tusk's infinite energy is primarily and entirely used in destructive ways. Anyone it touches gets ripped to shreds, any object it hits gets slit through like a blade through paper. There's not much you can do with the energy of the nail bullet, no matter how much of it there is

No man, pearl jam doesn't make your cooking taste any better, it gives your food supernatural properties based on how good it tastes and probably some other factors. So the tastier the food you make with pearl jam the more magic you can stuff into it, not the other way around.

star platinum could make you a artist with its drawing abilities

Crazy diamond is literally an infinite money maker. Best doctor. Best repairman. Best mechanic.

Heavens Door #1 for every real life situation

Crazy Diamond should be taking Diver Dive's position: 1) It can not only heal people in general, but break apart and harmlessly put people together again. 2) Cosmetic surgery as well. If Josuke can merge a man with a rock and keep him alive, you can rearrange hair or flesh. 3) The sheer amount you could make (assuming morals were out the window) as a Cyberpunk style emergency doctor for the elite would be immense. 4) The applications for restoring priceless antiques and finding lost fragments of antiques using Crazy Diamond's ability means you are a doctor, antiques specialist and indiana jones all in one. 5) Stands do seem to be capable of phasing into people's bodies going by Part 3 (Jotaro stopping his own heart and restarting it, Kakoyin and Joseph shrinking their stands down to fight microscopic stands in the brain of an ally) so Diver Dive's main ability, while boosted, isn't entirely out of Crazy Diamond's abilities.

Ok, this one is a bit of a stretch, but Emporio's stand would literally let you generate destroyed items like relics and stuff. Also not sure if it really counts, but Ticket to Ride would let you win money at cassinos and stuff by repelling all bad luck and letting you win.

Crazy Diamond would be a really good stand to make money with. You can not only heal people and become the best and most efficient doctor in the world, but you could also run a repair shop of some sort and fix anything. I personally would use that to my advantage

also with heavens door you could become like the worlds best therapist since you can just erase any mental illness or traumatic memory

As soon as I saw the title I immediately thought judgment, it’s first scene is literally making money out of clay

honestly, it would either be golden experience: you can literally create organs and animals, you can be a doctor, an "organ donor". Or crazy diamond: Become a doctor, repair things for cash.. Or really just beach boy, become an expert fisherman with a career

"i wanna be so rich the showers im gonna take are golden showers"

A very important point about the Diver Down surgery is that it also leaves no scar. That alone would help rake in the cash.

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The number one was a really clever use of that stand’s ability. I have to say, I’m impressed Mr JoJoTuber.

when he said the one thing humans can’t replace I got a dishwasher ad right after he said that

I Always commented saying the same thing, and I will be able to keep saying it: d4c is the best one in everything, because whatever you need, just go in a dimension that has tons of it that you can take and you're done (also the sbr is a diamond hunt instead of corpse hunt in every other dimension)

Isn’t Pearl Jam’s ability to heal based on the food’s ingredients? The chef was just too good that he manifested a stand without the arrow

My brother actually pointed out that the stand "The Sun" is also a form of infinite energy, just not as good as Tusk.

Now we just need stands there can give you friends

Ngl, Golden Experience could have been in honorable mentions. Because with its ability, you can create organs and sell them. Edit: damn it’s just a joke 💀

Tbh, one of the most forgotten stands hail to you(part 3) would win every single one of these challenges, but after that nothing would end well

I feel like crazy diamond would allow for some mad repair profits on top of just being useful

“The only showers I’m gonna take are golden showers”💀

the problem is, eventually the object from tusk act 4 WILL be destroyed

d4c: hear me out, you can just hop into another universe rob a bank go back to your primary universe, what are the cops gonna do? follow you into your universe

Yet another reason why Tusk Act 4 is my favorite stand

I think that you should replace diver down with crazy diamond. With CD you don't even need to go through like 5 years of med school. Just hit your patent with a Dora and boom. Completely fixed.

I love your videos man and I hope you succeed in your grind

Honestly love the concept of this considering I often wonder this myself!

The lock from part 4 can easily make you money by guilt tripping a bilionare to give you a crap ton of money

Dont Forget heaven's door rohan's stand he can just change people's mind by writing commands in their head for example: Give me a money

correction about Peral Jam, it doesn't make food taste better (that's actually Tonio's raw skill), what it actually does is crank the benefitial effects of a given food item to MAXIMUM, in exchange for some mild body horror

10:50 Bro, what the hell-- how did you know what I was eating when I was watching the video.

With crazy diamond you can become the best doctor ever. Sure diver down is good too but with crazy diamond you can heal someone instantly. Also you can become the best handyman too because you can repair everything also instantly. You can become a literal god in the real world with crazy diamond's abilities.

2 words : emerald splash

My list: 1. Crazy Diamond - Being able to repair things to factory prestine condition, recycle items to their original components (recycle used plastic containers to the prestine plastic sheets sold to the factory), heal people's injuries, and find missing people or objects so long as you have a piece of it? Yes please! Bonus in that even if you're lazy you can just cut down on your expenses by repairing your stuff. You could also save up to own a self-serve laundromat or a solar/wind farm where the majority of expenses are just maintenance and repairs and have Crazy Diamond fix stuff for free. 2. Gold Experience - Can turn random objects into living things or parts of living things like organs. The downside is any living thing you create reflects damage turning a sofa into a cow and killing the cow for meat just reflects the damage and kills you. However you can easily get around this by just directly making tissue... like steak. You could cut down on expenses and even make stuff by turning your garbage or junk mail into meat, pre-cut vegetables, lumber, leather, or anything that would be part of a living thing. You might even be able to make pearls or ivory depending on how those things count as living. There's also the "supercharging life" thing Giorno used to age a tree, so you could rapidly grow plants or fruit trees to get produce that way. 3. Harvest - Gather up items from a wide area or attack things with with a swarm of invisible bees. Have them gather up loose change, gather recyclables, just clean up an area of trash, literally harvest crops from a field, fight fires by having them suck up water in their stinger things and spraying it on the flames, or even go the exterminator route by having them 'collect' all the rats or bugs in an area and kill them. 4. Hey Ya! - While Hey Ya can't really do anything on it's own, it can encourage you to do your best and can see the future to better direct you. So you could tell it you want to be a bestselling author or win the lottery or learn a skill and it will coach you on how best to reach your goal. 5. Strength - This stand was able to turn a tiny little boat into a huge ship that could change it's interior. Even if it only works on boats, you still get a ship you can use to transport stuff, fish, or dredge all the plastic junk out of the ocean. The fact that it's your stand doing all this cuts down on your expenses for fuel, maintenance, or manpower since the ship can basically run itself. If it works on other stuff like buildings, vehicles, or aircraft like hot air balloons or dirigibles then your options increase.

Stands that'll let you be the ultimate KZfaq prankster

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Hear me out,you could get a friend and infinitely exploit Sugar Mountain by rotating between the guardian of the tree and infinitely duplicating money

Crazy Diamond would be better for the doctor approach. Sure, you can't heal illnesses, but you can perfectly heal any physical trauma, which by itself would make you a world-class doctor.

If there isn’t a buff chewie Dog Star platinum stand I’m not dying

those 5 stands could make you rich... but with D4C you could clearly do/get things DIRT CHEAP while not having alot of money to spare, so that's a plus.

I did not expect tusk 😭😭 I expected bohemian rhapsody or something like that 😭

3:28 You address my boy Beam by his real name right this minute young man

When it comes to "practical" Stands, everyone always wants Pearl Jam, but they never get that you actually have to be a great chef and know how to diagnose specific illnesses or symptoms in order to get it to work.

tbh i was thinking the hand or cream would be a good pick becuase you could market as a clean and permanent way of trash disposal

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idk but I think maybe hierophant green because the if the emeralds from emerald splash don't dissapear, then you could theoretically sell those emeralds to make a lot of money.

Damn, cant believe you didnt mention Hey Ya Being extremely lucky would be so much more profitable than owning a successful pesticide bussiness

Yellow Temperance which can literally let SHAPESHIFT into other people:

I think tusk wouldn't work for that long cause if it's infinite then at some point you wont be able to make more money, kinda like that fairy odd parents (idk if thats the name of the show, i grew up in Latam) where Timmy's dad has a company of infinite pencils and after a while has to shut down cause no one needs pencils anymore

there are so many stands which would get you so world class in olympics and/or combat sports. e.g cmoon making you jump waayy higher, or simply using the precision of your stand in archery etc. GE creates new life, if you alone are the sole supplier of caviar or any expensive delicacy just by turning some rocks into exotic animals or expensive foods, that would likely get you quite rich, or just donate human body parts, you'd be able to easily do the surgery too. Heavens door is just a no brainer, especially if you have an accomplice

I’m sorry but no amount of Pearl Jam wil help my cooking because Tonio is on a whole other level

One thing that is surprisingly good for making money is selling hair. Human hair wigs are pretty expensive and farming that hair is pretty hard. Thats why I think Love Deluxe should be on this list. Even more so though Love Love Deluxe, since she could literally give Elon Musk Types their hair transplants with no effort at all, which she even does in the Manga. Between selling hair and giving A grade transplants Love Love Deluxe would definitely make more money than an exterminator

wouldn't Harvest be the superior version of the Bad Company strategy?

Infinite spin is all fun and games till the oil barons find out you’re making them obsolete

Ok, but think about the lock on a lawyer. That would be quite amazing.

If cheap trick isnt on this list i will eat food tomorrow

The best part about act 4 is that you only need to use the horse once. The horse is more of an unlock requirement than an activation requirement. Act 4 has been shown being used without a horse so you only need the horse the one time to unlock act 4

while your eating the twist and shout cookies im over here eating neo's

Funny Valentine becomes an infinite energy source

I think purple haze need to be number 5 instead of bad company. It makes way more sense for that category. Reasons: 1.INFINITE POISON 2.Bad company would leave bullet holes and explosions in the house and will certainly get you in a courtroom. 3. Rats will rot but with the posion mostly bones will remain if contact with the poison is enough. CHANGE MY MIND BOY

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All I’m saying is taking king crimson to a roulette table would be outrageous.

now that I think about it, using having pearl jam while preparing a poisoned dish conceal the poison or neutralize it?

I remember that in part 4 it said that Tonio set up shop so that everyone could experience his food or smth

clicking this video while eating oreos was surreal

with golden experience, you could make body parts and animals from any object, so it could be used for this too

The fact that Hey Ya! Isn't on here is a crime

You should do a list on the best stands for getting filthy rich, crime edition.

I don't think Pole Jam gives you cooking experience. It just gives food healing properties. Sure you can get rich from that but you're not gonna be making 5 Star meals with it.

Your videos are always Majestic

you could replace diver down with crazy diamond and make doctoring a hell of a lot easier

dude it would amazing to have surgery with diver down... or crazy diamond. crazy diamond would actually be the ultimate surgeon / plastic surgeon. if he can combine a guy with a rock he can do anything. imagine the possibilities.

I think an honorable mention is D4C, allowing you access to infinite parallel universes. Considering the extent of this ability, there has to be at least 1 alternate version of you who is filthy rich, and using D4C, you can basically just switch into that version's body.

If I had a nickel for every time chewydog1 said “think of the shark fiend from chainsaw man”. Well I’d have two nickels but it’s weird it happened twice

The food one is underrated. Have you seen what rich people will pay for their stuff? You could literally charge 10k per person and your restaurant would be overrun. If you get famous you can even charge 100k per person. You are literally the best chef in the world, every rich dude would come to you.

3:55 Speaking of The World, Star Platinum has the most precision and can pause time to act before bleeding occurs, and if probably fast enough to do the whole surgery in one time pause.

My first thoughts were: Use Moody Blues to become the best private investigator. Become a model with Oingo's stand.

Bohemian Rhapsody. Creat a comic about whatever you want, then make it real. You can make a rich character who breaks the 4th wall (or not) and wants to give their money to you.

3:24 angry star platinum noises when he stoppped and started a heart

Joske could be a very good doctor using Crazy diamond to fix everything wrong

Manhattan transfer would make you the best assasin assuming you are good with a sniper and as long as you dont get caught

Diver down is a fun choice and all if there wasn’t already a stand that could heal anyone/thing

Pearl jam gives the food healing properties, Tonio is just the world’s greatest chef

I think Crazy diamond would be a better doctor then diver down. Like it literally heals anyone (except for you)

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Twist and shout chocolate sanwich cookies huh, thats nothing, i had to eat brownies

I'd have used harvest. Remember how much money Shigeshi got from scattered around the town?