The best line is What’s worse than LEGO to stand on? *james* a landmine

Yeah but when it comes to something serious they both quit their job to support Jezza without thinking twice.

@@ozmobozo The two are not mutually exclusive. I only consider two people in my life true friends. Both of them I ridicule when things are serious and stand by when things are tragic.

@@ozmobozo The funny part about this all, they all 3 despise eachother. Hammond and May combined owned 35% of Top Gear, Clarkson owned 44% of Top Gear, and the BBC owned only 11%. Hammond and May didn't quit their jobs, they took their show elsewhere. The BBC had to buy Jeremy Clarkson's 44% of ownership from him in order to Fire him. It cost the BBC millions of pounds to fire Clarkson.

Facts - laugh first then ask questions

bruh i think james may said their only aquintances

Nor can he…

@@bob_the_bomb4508 💀

@@JustSodaChems I’m here till Thursday, try the veal!

It really drives me crazy.

I think the magistrate should be given a medieval punishment for treating that innocent disabled man like that.

Sorry to be that person but the likes is at 69

@@akila527 Was...

..."do no evil"

@@samdherring "speak no evil"

@@siriusvittorio2099 I mean, that's what Jeremy was, at the time. Hear no evil would've been an ear infection, or at least waxy build-up.

Never noticed how much louder he is than the other two.

Big ol voice...

Might be cause the audience is trying to listen closer too

@@arnehurnik The two calls him "orangutan" for a reason

2 years later this still applies 😅

this aged well 😂

Business as usual then.

The whole of the population that matters 😆

Why would we want to be anywhere else??

they are not outtakes, they were broadcast on top gear, in order for them to be outtakes they do not make it to the show

@@MadhouseGaming then why are they labelled as "news outtakes" in the title?

@@joeprinsen1717 its simple to figure out, they named it outtakes so it draws people to watch as they will think they haven't been aired on the tv show which they have, it's a fake name to get more views which then makes them more money

@@MadhouseGaming way to thumbs up your own comment..

@@joeprinsen1717 I liked my comment so I gave it the thumbs up, not keen on yours so gave it thr thumb down

Same in Austria….. Probably all over Europe.

lose* Learn the difference.

@@Anvilshock ESL

that's retarded lol

So funny

No technical skills though.

I'm a youngish git (about to turn 32) and I'm completely with you. What a waste of a television show Flop Gear is - glad it's seemingly dying right now! (well wishes to Freddie Flintoff all the same)

She was embarrassed and pissed off. I wonder what happened afterwards.

who cares she’s a woman I laughed so hard when he asked her to spit in his mouth

Let's be honest: That joke was quite hard core for the show and I'd be immensely surprised if she reacted "the way we would both like" ;)

​@@earlofsmegWe all know how that works. I bet she could suck a golf ball trough a garden hose...or 3 hoses at the same time.

Prolly a snowflake.

I love it

IS IT THE DACIA SANDERO??? XDDD

*Fist of the North Star sounds ensue* Sorry, you opened the gate on that one.

_Good news, everyone!_

WOT

Draven Barger :v it's far from the worst

He does know, just not allowed to say it on TV lol.

Shadman Sudipto good one that’ll stop you gettin arrested

its a terrifble country, i love hate living here

As an American, this has aged like a fine bourbon

You watched the video too?

I didn't even know what he was about to say, but I started laughing too

Man clarkson is sharp xdd

As an electronics Engineer, you are 100% right.

Craig Morgan, it goes great with cheesy spaghetti 🍝

There are bits not there is.

Angry smells like my wife's perfume when I top-deck the toilet. (Top-decking is taking a shit in the cistern so it comes out when they flush).

Right.....

Peter Holland, good one Pete, you're cutting wit has sure put me in my place.

DrDemonHD ooooh..

Fire

Alan ,That would be the last time you could say I never drink much.🤣🤣🤣🤣🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

Agreed

@@efanuk Our current situation is twats like clarkson and HIGNFY's fault for making the posh clown seem likeable.

@@myrixica4222 nah he only meant that because we all laugh at him. Everyone hates him

As an american he didnt seem bad at the start but holy shit he is bad but we have biden so its much worse

@@efanuk exactly, love meself some boris

Was that a typo, or do you work for Renault?

Sumair Bawa lmao

when does he say that

@@rust5846 10:33

dabber86 not as cute as uncle Henry hes packing a 4 inch wiener

5:53 Hope this helps

I'd let her spit in my mouth

it may be perfectly real and good, but contextually sensical it was not. Leave it to a former writer to be such a word nerd to use an obscure and complicated word out of the blue when communicating with the average people that make up the general public.

@@moogle68 I'm an average person and went to a bog-standard comprehensive - I understood excrescence as soon as I heard it. What surprised me was that three people who have all worked in journalism, and one of whom was educated at a public school, apparently *didn't* know what it meant.

​@@decodolly1535And the average person thinks he's smarter than the average person. Pretty sure even those with english as their first language had to google the fk out of excrescence anyway. Just use simple words if you have to get a point across.

You are talking about the Japanese dude 😅

Even walking??

@Noel Pytlik LET'S TRY. As Jeremy once said: If someone gets arrested and will pass the next 40 years in prison we will know that

Same here

I am in an electric wheelchair, would my licence also be nicked by the coppers?

He got one thing right tho. Producing batteries for electric vehicles is still a messy business.

@@ercopi9534 Not only is the Lithium a toxic waste,the procuring is almost as damaging. My medical electric scooter is powered by Lithium batteries which do tend to start fires in cars.I love my scooter but imagine my delight in knowing it may put me in hospital for far worse than the natural causes which put me in it. 🤔 As the wind turbine constructions can never supplant sufficient power for the national grid as does clean Coal, we in Australia are facing power bills beyond affordability for most pensioners in the upcoming Winter at the same time as our Communist leaning Government close down our power stations and sells our coal toChina and smaller undeveloped countries. By the way,turbines only last 20 years and then have to be replaced. More digging,more TOXINS.!!

ARLionheart I asked a girl to piss in my mouth once

Kunt Fart did she do it?

Chair she took a massive dump I could taste the sweetcorn was strange watching that turtle head pop out

@@kuntfart851 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

Yeah that face of “really you old creep…”

Nuclear powered cars? That's a good idea but not easy to work out without putting people in danger Also imagine that car crashes, then what??

I think he means nuclear power plants to produce the electricity needed to power the grid electric cars would be using to charge. More efficient, a lot safer, and far less toxic waste.

@@ashjose7973 well this is exactly why more research needs to be done into it. We have proof of concept on a larger scale with submarines and ships. Much like we did we combustion during the industrual revolution. Its now just a matter of refinement.

@@jgreenberg No, it would be a logistical nightmare. There’s a critical mass needed for a fission reactor, just not possible to refine for a car. Every mechanic would need a security check and various radiation protection. And what about intentional sabotage, a car fire just turned into a dirty bomb.