Just like with Devastator, they totally wasted Shockwave. Two potentially awesome villains Michael Bay completely blew it with.

Megan Fox was fired for calling Bay 'Hitler'

Jeff White was a visual effects artist on Transformers: Dark of the Moon. A year later, he was the visual effects supervisor for The Avengers. It's pretty obvious this movie had a big visual influence on it.

Okay Chris. I forgave The Devastator. But you cannot call Starscream "This one decepticon."

I 100% agree. This is probably my favorite of the 4. You can actually see the action, less ridiculous humor, more, larger scale action, and The human character has his own counterpart to defeat while the transformers handle their own business so he's not in the way during the final battle.

probably the best thumbnail ever

Megan Fox didnt say "Nah!". She just called Bay "Hitlers" in an Interview. Otherwise i bet we would habe had a marriage with Optimus as best man in this Movie...

My favourite lines from Sam witwicky is OPTIMUS!!!!!!!!! IRONHIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!! BUMBLEBEEEEEEEE!!!!!! and most of all NO NO NO NO NONONONO!!!!

The thing that gets me is, this dude is by now at least NATO Top Secret clearance and has saved the world twice. Why the Hell does he even need to look for a job... oh wait never mind, he's American.

First One: Ok, it’s alright. Second One: OH GOD THIS SUCKS. Third One: Eh. Fourth One: *Throws up on the floor*

So many movies are just absolutely RUINED by the writers obsession with having to shove some kind of unnecessary girlfriend or romance in there where it just doesn't fit. It's almost like these Hollywood writers can't make a movie without trying to shove that crap in there where it doesn't belong. They would just suddenly have "love blossom out of nowhere" between two characters for no reason leaving us saying"What the hell? HOW!?!" and then have the romance get in the way of the story. I can count so many movie where that's happened.

Btw yes Chris, Whedon confirmed Transformers 3 inspired the action scenes in The Avengers.

that Avengers comparison wtf even them alien ships look the same

This movie is decent, but that highway fight scene is one of the best ever.

You're not bothered by the fact that Shockwave got so little screen time and was taken down like he was nothing despite supposedly being as tough as the decepticons come? Or how those new autobots barely got any introduction and were just, there and didn't get any notoriety like Optimus Prime and Bumble Bee?

I personally enjoyed transformers dark of the moon. It was a good movie.

Can you review all of Christopher Nolan's movies for the Dunkirk release

My biggest issue with this movie is by far Sam's girlfriend. She is sooooo fucking unlikeable, letting her boss buy her expensive meals and cars. What the fuck?! If I were her boyfriend, that would piss me off so much. Working my ass off to give her a decent living, just so she can flirt with her fucking boss.

Still no review of captain underpants. What gives?

Before: "Maybe this one will be better than the last" After: "Maybe the next one will be better"

Say what you will about this entire franchise, but that Driller Bot building sequence is the best action sequence Michael Bay has ever constructed in my opinion.

I'd pay you to review the godfather trilogy

I have a theory that Bay is actually a genius. He knows that the average moviegoers are simpletons and he's purposefully aiming for the lowest common denominator to make money. Not only is he getting rich, he could walk into a studio and ask for a hundred million to make whatever he feels like making wich puts him in a group of very select handful of directors that could do that. Marty, Spielberg, Ridley, Nolan, JJ, and unfortunately Bay. I can't say the same for Fincher my favorite director.

TF1: good TF2: it’s ok TF3: is amazing TF4: it’s alright TF5: what the fuck Bumblebee: really good

This is my favourite transformers film

the ultimate goal/deal between Megatron and Sentinel Prime... was to enslave the human race to rebuild Cybertron... there's so much wrong with this "plan", I got a list here that has been in the waiting for 6 years: 1) If this was a deal between the 2 faction leaders, why did Megatron give the ok for shooting down Sentinel Prime, potentially killing him and rendering the plan null and void? 2) Humans? Really? no other species in the cosmos would do? Humans don't FULLY understand Cybertronian tech 3) 7 billion humans might sound like a LOT of slaves to rebuild with but we're the size of mice compared to the Transformers 4) Cybertron doesn't have enough oxygen for us to breathe, aka LIVE, to do the work anyway 5) Cybertron is the size of Jupiter; 7 billion humans isn't nearly enough to work on this ONE planet 6) were humans just going to haul SMALL construction materials around because, again, we're like mice to Transformers 7) Cybertron's gravity is equal to Jupiter's due to its size, which will make doing ANYTHING a hell of a lot harder and SLOWER 8) rebuild what exactly? this isn't Transformers Prime in which Cybertron was damaged right to the core and the source of life cut off on the planet indefinitely 9) so Sentinel Prime was never going to find the All Spark to clean up Cybertron, which would have been easier and FAR more effective than slavery; there's no way he would have known that the cube would be destroyed at a later time prior to it 10) Sentinel Prime could created HUNDREDS of space bridge gate devices yet cannot come up with anything to rebuild his own planet regardless of whoever won the war? 11) no organic material on Cybertron, aka food water etc, to support the slaves rebuilding their world means eventually they'd all die of starvation or suffocation, which would force the transformers to look elsewhere in the cosmos for more slaves, which then brings them into even more wars leading to losses while Cybertron remains a dead planet, landing them right the fuck back to square 1. Brilliant plan there Spo-, er... Sentinel Prime, really brilliant...

Holy shit this is still trending Stuckman is on fucking fire

I don't know why but the part where the decepticons are chasing them on the freeway is one of my favorite parts. The movements of them running was just awesome.

I'm not going to lie... I bloody love this film.

I think Megan fox was fired from the role by referring Micheal bay to hitler

Tf1: gud Tf2: bad Tf3: gud Tf4: meh Tf5: wait what the fu Bumblebee aka Tf6: better

I have to say that over time, DotM has evolved from an instalment in the series that I felt very "meh" about to my favourite in the series so far. As I've aged, I've come to appreciate the somewhat slower tone of the film, and also the reduced reliance on juvenile humour along with the overall darker tone. Huntington-Whiteley was a terrible actress, but her performance sort of works in that she brings a degree of sincerity to the role that Megan Fox absolutely failed to do. John Malkovich's performance was ... weird, but I did like the satirical-absurdist feel of the company where Sam was working with its obsession about colour-coordinated coffee mugs. It's the sort of humour that hits home when you've actually worked for a company that puts way too much stock into living out its corporate identity and holding shit like "motivational meetings". I rather enjoyed the conspiracy theory undertones of the first half, and the implications of human collaborators. But what struck me most about the film was its willingness to up the human body count. This film is absolutely brutal for a PG-13 movie: the Chicago invasion was utterly shocking as it showed Decepticons just randomly blowing up random civilians into dust, ash and clothes fragments, leaving little more than pieces of skull and bone.

say what you want about every transformers film. I believe dark of the moon is a very well made movie and I will defend that movie

1. TRANSFORMERS 2. TRANSFORMERS 3 3. TRANSFORMERS 4 4. TRANSFORMERS 2

The first half of this movie feels like an american pie movie

Leonard Nimoy as Sentinel Prime was the best thing about this film and my favourite villain in the series.

Chris screaming at 3:37, 3:41, 3:51, and 3:54

That thumbnail made me crack up

"One of the Decepticons' eyes"...... Starscream is now pissed lol

this is actually my favorite of the TF movies

I don't care what anyone says, this is my guilty pleasure movies, the other ones suck but I love this one for some reason

Transformers Dark of the moon is decent-ish, because of the battle of Chicago, for the most part

You should've done the POTC franchise before Dead Men Tell No Tales

the best movie reviewer on youtube hands down. love this guy.

It Comes At Night review please!!

this is my favourite of the transformers franchise. the first hour was bad, trying to be a comedy then after that, things get real and becomes very entertaining. the action is well directed and thankfully it does not feel racist,disgusting or sexist. just a fun entertaining ride

The centinal prime “needs of the many” line also makes no sense given that he is saying the needs of a few thousand transformers outweighs the needs of 7 billion humans

Actually Meghan Fox wasn't like, "Meh, no thanks." Steven Spielberg fired her

Transformers: Dark of the Moon is one of my favourites action movies. It's absolutely great. It's not Bay's fault some people cant follow a rather straightforward story.

I hated how disposable the Decepticons became, especially in DotM and AoE. They had 300 deceps in DotM and over 50 in AoE and they didn't even bother to name 98% of them let alone, giving them a backstory. MOST of the human characters were unnecessary at best and useless and annoying at worst

The Transformers soundtracks is still one of THE BEST EVER intrumentals, no cap

This is actually my favourite Transformers movie, I actually bougnt their new relationship and I felt that the first half gave a lot more weight to the second half.

this was probably the best one imo

"Horrid Henry: The Movie - Hilariocity Review" let's make it happen 😉😎

Best Transformers!! It's epic! 9/10

That is my favorite Chris Stuckmann thumbnail ever.

Fox was fired by Steven Spielberg. I think we should give him a beer for this.

are you gonna review it comes at night?

That whole thing with Leonard Nimoy as Sentinel Prime being the main antagonist was totally unexpected for me. At first, the advertised villain Shockwave was said to be the main villain. But then again, this is the first movie I have seen where they advertise a certain villain. But it doesn't make them the true villain of the movie as a whole. That being called misinformation campaign. And it totally works for this one (for me).

Megan Fox was actually fired because she compared Bay to Hitler. Spielberg wasn't having any of that so... boom. Fox Out. But what's actually pretty brutal was Bay adressing Fox's absence from T3 in the bonus features on the Bluray. He basically said that he didn't want her to return because she had too much plastic surgery done... It's actually pretty savage. Check it out if you get the chance.

CHRIS WAS AN ASTRONAUT GROWING UP

This movie would be the best one if they didn't do the 4 best Decepticons (Shockwave, Soundwave, Starscream, and Megatron) as useless fodder to just get killed. Smh. The 4 main Decepticons go down like chumps.

Chris! You're so close to 1 million subscribers! I'm so excited for you!! :)

It's crazy to see the contrast in Rosie Huntington's character in this - both her characterization and looks - to Mad Max.

Can you review Samuri jack. please chris daddy...

You should list your top 10 films at 1 million subs

after such a terrible and crappy day thank you Chris for making a video that will make me happy about one thing today

Expecting a million subscriber vid in the next week or so, been with you since 300k Chris 👍

07:04 Hardest I've laughed in a long time. Thank you!

When will you fulfill your promise and review ATTACK ON TITAN ? season 2 is warping up this Saturday !

Chris, you're almost at 1 million subscribers!!! Ooo Wee!! Good luck man, your channel is the best!

Imagine if the first half of the movie was instead is set as Shia parkour training and testing out new gadgets for his exo-suit (cause future shit) with bumble bee so he can assist in fights with the decipticons if need be. It will show his character development throughout the last two movies as him getting used to the explosions and the swinging part of him in the last half of the movie will make more sense.

This is why I love Chris. He looks behind the screen. I agree with him that Sams new gf kind of held down Sams character in a way. I feel like the overall tone of the movie could had been better with it being just him. Which is kind of sad because I feel like he brought alot to the movies.

will chris review game of thrones when the new season comes out?? or is he gonna wait till the final season of GOT to air and watch it all at once to review it like he did with breakingbad??

All of these felt more like nitpicks than actual criticisms. This film was actually entertaining imo.

You can't just remove the girlfriend! All movies must have a love interest, regardless of genre. It's written into the constitution of every nation on Earth.

This is actually the best one.

Can you do a review on the Netflix movie "The Siege of Jadotville" please?

I remember seeing this in the theaters and thats about where the memory for this movie stops.

I noticed in the background you have the book The Hitchhiker by R.L. Stine. I love that book, I borrowed it from the school library and I read it in sixth grade and the ending I didn't expect. It was really good. I should read it again at some point.

What I like in this movie was the fact they introduced here an element absent in the previous parts.... THE PLOT. And it was not bad. Steve Jablonsky as usual made a great score. The movie is Oscar winning compared to the 4th one... And Megan Fox leaving was a longer story... she'd pissed off Bay.

The last knight is 2 hours and 24 minutes and I hope it's good

Can't wait for your review on It Comes At Night!

I've watched a shit ton of your reviews on movies I've NEVER EVEN SEEN yet I love watching your reviews lol 😁

who who else thought the chick in thumbnail wasn't wearing any clothes

I can't see how Shia is "better" in this one, all he does is scream and whine. That's not his fault though, the script it just ...bad.

I remember seeing the first one in the movie theatre, and at the end the entire audience actually clapped. I’ve watched few movies at the cinema, and that is the only time I’ve ever experienced that. Oh man did we not know how far things would drop.

almost at a mil Chris good job

the action scenes in this movie is impeccable

I agree completely about the dullness. It seemed like it was going to really pick up. But no. It stays a Lifetime movie about the financial inadequacy of the twenty something male in the modern age. He had the ingredients to make a really awesome pop-culture icon out of this series. My guess is too many voices vying for supremacy on the set.

That is the most hilarious thumbnail ever Chris you make the best thumbnails

Thank you for your videos chris. I love your channel always

we want david lynch reviews!

Review The Godfather for its 45th anniversary! Would love to hear your thoughts.

Would love to see Shia in more blockbusters. He's passionate but needs to have a healthier method of venting his frustrations. With that said I think he'd be great as a DCEU superhero, maybe *Deadman*.

Liked how Chris was just explaining the similarities to Avengers and all of a sudden he just saw "And there's a beam in the sky!"

The only way I would EVER pay to see the last one is if I HAD TO kill 2-3 hours prior to a doctor's appointment by a theater that offers the tickets for under $6.30! NOTE, there are three theaters that do this near two of my doctors at one showing in the early AM (at the 10AM-before 11AM show) and that would be the only reason! However, I always have other things I can do and so have no real reason to waste the 6 bucks! If I missed that one show and got so bored I wanted to do something after and it got to their $10-$12 range I would NOT pay the fee and rather go home bored for the next 12 hours until I crawl into bed after lunch and maybe actually yes, willing clean my place and I NEVER actually have a desire to clean! LOL!

"This is the one where Spock goes crazy." Still my favorite TF movie. I love the Transformers movies, if for no other reason than it's the only franchise that has giant robots fighting each other. As much as I loved Megan Fox in these movies I though Carly was a better character, not just because she's fine. At least she was actually a character from canon, and I love how she called out Megatron for being a bitch.

your reviews are amazing thank you

Dude can you please do a review on Bone Tomahawk? I think is a hidden gem, it got great scores on Rotten Tomatoes but didn't do great on the box office