As someone who’s 67 and had issues with falling-dang straight I am being careful going down metal stairs in full view of the Entire World!!
@AAZEDLARC6 ай бұрын
Me too and I'm 58. Vertigo doesn't help, either.
@nanarose85376 ай бұрын
Ex kickboxer here, and definitely cautious going down steep narrow metal steps too!
@patriciabeck72936 ай бұрын
I'm in my 60's and I have fallen 6 times since April 2022.
@deborahholland72746 ай бұрын
I'm 65, have arthritis in my back, and have frequent falls because I'm so stiff. Going up and down steps I am slow and cautious. Those metal steps would terrify me.
@renep22206 ай бұрын
Me too! I haven't been in my basement for 5 years now. Not a problem.
@8arrows6 ай бұрын
His go fund me forgot to ask for $83,000,000 more for the Carroll settlement too. Wait until they see the cost of his settlement for the Capitol Police lawsuit.
@bettyjones1136 ай бұрын
Criminal case v civil case. So ❤❤❤❤❤jail time. Wish he has to pay for his jail cell and gold toilet
@user-zb9lv3gh8s6 ай бұрын
@@bettyjones113 I don't think the Capitol Police lawsuit is criminal, my friend. There are a couple different lawsuits filed by different police suing him for damages resulting from Jan 6th.
@lindagnat-mullin81086 ай бұрын
"You grab them by the property!" 😂
@perfectgod1193 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ecamp63606 ай бұрын
That "crazy s--t" comment qualifies for "Great Moments in Reporting History."
@KikiCNY6 ай бұрын
“Grab him by the PROPERTY.” 💪💪💪
@maxpatrickhaynes21946 ай бұрын
NICE !!!!
@rosejames51726 ай бұрын
*Purse
@nanarose85376 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@sammcturk88986 ай бұрын
Yup you win the Internet tonight 😊
@edwardlulofs4446 ай бұрын
Very, very good. Thank you.
@leechap36 ай бұрын
I'll take old and doddery over old and batshit crazy every day of the week.
@tinozampano6 ай бұрын
again: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...
@daydays126 ай бұрын
So right!!
@ronald-xs7sp6 ай бұрын
Amen!
@bee-sg1qf6 ай бұрын
They don’t care about Biden age, they are concerned because he have a black woman as his VP. DT is not a young man, 3 years difference is nothing.
@user-sv9nb8ky2t6 ай бұрын
Grandpa Joe over the Diapered Dictator every time
@ladybeetle2456 ай бұрын
If I were older and had broken my foot in several places years ago, I might walk stiffly, too.
@B836116 ай бұрын
I would rather vote for a honest true leader than a dictator
@glengreen19486 ай бұрын
No dictator was voted in. Once they are elected they change the rules if they've enough generals behind them.
@mortiz41016 ай бұрын
Absolutely right. Me too!
@aarone90006 ай бұрын
Actually; dmfp is nowhere near dictator; autocrat! Yes!!!
@aarone90006 ай бұрын
Dmfp wants to be an autocrat just like his boyfriend; Putin!
@FreedomVoice3656 ай бұрын
"I've never talked with my son about his business dealings". Very Honest. You can't vote for Xi. So dictator's out. Guess your options are Trump, RFK Jr., or stay at home.
@barbaraclair74946 ай бұрын
What has age to do with it? Ivanka is way younger than Biden and she can't remember anything!
@tinozampano6 ай бұрын
Plus again: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...
@courtneybrubaker97386 ай бұрын
Not his sons
@daydays126 ай бұрын
Quite right.
@shannonhabor6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂👌
@okkietrooy68416 ай бұрын
Remember Marjorie? She and Kari Lake will be so pissed that they are not on the shortlist for VP.
@josedelatorre25696 ай бұрын
STILL ...with the showers and faucets? JESUS
@KombuchaBuzzed6 ай бұрын
I bet he doesn’t know how to change the tp 😂
@dahn576 ай бұрын
Trump is as ignorant to real life as Tucker has just shown himself, being surprised and amazed as the regular things in shopping centres, because they have never had to do anything for themselves in their lives.
@valdeniasimmons29356 ай бұрын
I guess this explains why he stinks! He can’t get water to work for him.
@mszuzubookitty46466 ай бұрын
Drill baby drill and ya still need a license to buy a loaf of bread. His talking points are old and stale. Just like him.
@jamesmiller66376 ай бұрын
Never underestimate the soothing balm of a Russian Golden Shower!
@postatility97036 ай бұрын
I think Sean Hannity has been snorting too much sawdust.
@earthtaurus55156 ай бұрын
That's not surprising, since Trump is covered in it.
@marydolores116 ай бұрын
I feel the need to point out- those steps are not “regular” steps, if you’ve ever disembarked from a plane that way. Look how the “young” guy behind him goes down- he sidesteps- they are steeper and narrower.
@Greg-io1ip6 ай бұрын
Military base steps. Every chubbo at the civilian airport would topple over. That was a set-up really. Trying to get Doug Emhoff as Queen of 'Amerisrael' sooner.
@voixdelaraison5936 ай бұрын
Putin played House Republicans Like A Fiddle, And They Thanked Him While They Danced. 😂😂😂
@disastermaster14136 ай бұрын
Trump can dance if he wants to
@ArksCovenant6 ай бұрын
@@disastermaster1413 And leave his "friends" behind. Or grab women from behind.
@ariadneschild84606 ай бұрын
@@disastermaster1413 is that was that was ? I thought he was having a seizure.
@markmorenault7656 ай бұрын
you know Putin wants Biden right?
@jtpalooki77576 ай бұрын
He isn’t playing them like a fiddle … he’s paying them to play his fiddle!
@paulblaauw6 ай бұрын
At least he walked down the stairs without help from a Marine aide.
@myrnakarataglidis88196 ай бұрын
And without toilet paper, stuck on his shoe !
@4-Methylaminorex6 ай бұрын
Trump needed help down a ramp not even steps.
@KnockOut2426 ай бұрын
A general no less 😂
@jessicazellner73366 ай бұрын
And doesn’t crap his diaper!
@sheilaboston70516 ай бұрын
And I'm sure he totally knows how to close an umbrella.
@wonderlizz6 ай бұрын
He’s old but at least he has a brain and not an embarrassment to our country like orange guy. 😂
@lklpalka6 ай бұрын
Most dangerous motion for seniors... stepping down. But Joe was quite measured this time. Presidents don't need cat-like reflexes, they usually have plenty of time to think about important decisions.
@kingayy92676 ай бұрын
Is that true? That stepping down is most dangerous for seniors? Makes sense, I'd just never heard it.
@commonsense67026 ай бұрын
I'm a young girl and although I do actually take on board what my parents say, I take my grandparents advice but more so my great Grandad who has seen far more, experienced far more. He has the wisdom, the experience that the rest including me will hopefully gain one day. My G G dad says his skin might be worn, but his heart is still in the same place and never changed. Something truly special to me being deaf, is he has learnt sign language so we can "talk". These older men and women have far more compassion, understanding, empathy and knowledge in their little finger than trump has in his entire body/heart.
@dawndonivan30896 ай бұрын
No heart whatsoever.
@cherylgrec97016 ай бұрын
You are a lucky young girl to have parents, grandparents and your great Grandad. 💕
@sarahrigby75806 ай бұрын
I also grew up with all my grandparents and several great grandparents and loved spending time with them. Obviously as I got much older, into my late 20s and 30s, they are no longer with us, but I’m so so grateful for all the time I got to spend with them. My grandparents had all been in WW2 and had been through a lot. They had a lot of wisdom and love to give. Btw, it’s so lovely that your GG dad has learnt sign language to chat to you. It sounds like you’re quite close to him and your grandparents and get to spend a lot of time with them.
@sumguy77166 ай бұрын
The compassion of the democrats is why dictators don't respect the U.S. I wonder when people will wake up from their delusion that the worlds issues can be resolved with smiles and handshakes. Unfortunately, it looks like it wont be any time soon.
@alicefifield29656 ай бұрын
I’m pushing 70 and my kids say I need a rest
@jamesburge19836 ай бұрын
Why does a guy who claims to be worth 8 Billion need help with 400 million?
@jtpalooki77576 ай бұрын
And there is an easy solution! What if Trump sold his Vodka company? Ryan Reynolds got $610 million for his gin company.. you gotta believe Trump can get $80 bucks for his? He truly is a great businessman unlike Reynolds!
@gary-rr7jp6 ай бұрын
Why would you want to spend your own money when you can spend cult supporters money instead?
@courtneybrubaker97386 ай бұрын
And now he wants an extension, a stay on when he plays the 335 million even though Hans said he would easily pay it since he has more than enough. Tney can’t keep their stories straight
@CaptainBollocks....6 ай бұрын
Isn't getting other people to pay off your debts socialism though? 😅 I swear, your right wingers are "socialism for me, but not for thee"
@tureytayno31546 ай бұрын
@@gary-rr7jp That is if he has such money. I think he is broke.
@jmo21046 ай бұрын
Oh stop that's so ridiculous the man rides his bike Regularly.
@insomb6 ай бұрын
Its an electric bike, gotta cut down on emissions for globalists
@dreapress12276 ай бұрын
That kid talking about the fish and chips and his mom and her bobble head going up and down like some cheerleader. That was weird. Those trumpists are a strange breed.
@GordonHowdyDoody5 ай бұрын
Thx for giggle.❤
@markstevens17296 ай бұрын
As my brain refuses to ask my voice to utter his name, I need pseudonyms to refer to him. The latest: Dolt 45.
@TMercan316 ай бұрын
Same, I just refer to him as tfg
@markstevens17296 ай бұрын
@@TMercan31 I tried that too. Wasn’t as gratifying as making up “fitting” names: King iDjT, Corruptus Maximus, Smelly Loser and now Dolt 45.
@m.capazzi94706 ай бұрын
I call him IQ45.
@watersipper11166 ай бұрын
@@markstevens1729 I like where you're going with this.
@daydays126 ай бұрын
good one!
@logibare19406 ай бұрын
Who doesn't love to do coke beside an electric saw? It really gives you that extra buzz 🤣
@blowupbob16 ай бұрын
Just be careful to not turn on the dust collector. Those things can really snort!
@witchypoorose51966 ай бұрын
😂
@trnharris6 ай бұрын
😆😆
@williamcrowe25766 ай бұрын
It's better to have Methuselah in the White House than Quisling.
@GeoScorpion6 ай бұрын
I think we should print out the FARA (Foreign Agent Registration Act) registration forms and mail them to Comer's office.
@DarksideDave426 ай бұрын
Comer is a Gomer and Tuber is a Goober
@slate496 ай бұрын
Are you serious..a gofundme page for Trump?! I’m sure the ones donating are the ones who gave Alyssa Milano issues when she asked for donations for her kids sports team.
@willritter40766 ай бұрын
I'd be honored if some fans of 90s music would take a quick listen to my low-fi acoustic piano & vocal YT performances of "1979" by the SMASHING PUMPKINS and "Long December" by the COUNTING CROWS in tribute to 2 great standards of the era. Live acoustic with no autotune. Peace and stay safe in the '020s.
@ronald-xs7sp6 ай бұрын
Smashing Pumpkins are touring this Summer. Along with Green Day!
@brianschwartz53576 ай бұрын
It should be a “OH F me Page”
@patgomez59596 ай бұрын
Didn’t know there was one. Thanks for the info. Just donated
@carlbeaver71126 ай бұрын
Eric wasn't a simple mistake. He was a mistake that turned out simple.
@deliacastillo87416 ай бұрын
ERIC IS WHY SOME ANIMALS EAT THEIR YOUNG !!
@maxpatrickhaynes21946 ай бұрын
Great one!!!
@JohnDoe-vy5hh6 ай бұрын
Imagine how awful it is to have a father like him.
@4-Methylaminorex6 ай бұрын
What about Dim Jr
@MKR52106 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️
@7deepbreaths.sounds6 ай бұрын
"Refreshing to see a woman grabbing his assets for a change!!" - CLASSIC!!! KIMMEL ROCKS!!
@limoselect6 ай бұрын
Président may be old but he got a great team that he don’t fire after few months.
@Jackie3716 ай бұрын
Loved "grab his assets...when you're attorney general, they let you do it"! LOL
@salomelaurent23236 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@danaconley11236 ай бұрын
That comment made my day! Every day I teeter between heart attack and stroke because of Trump and his corrupt GOP. I do NOT smile very often, but I literally laughed out loud THANK YOU
@ramseypowell59406 ай бұрын
Your hard on Joe Biden, 🇺🇸😂 I think Biden is awesome
@discospiders6 ай бұрын
He straight up said Biden isn’t getting enough credit for all the good things he’s done.
@nicholasfarrell59816 ай бұрын
Biden has a sense of humor, unlike the previous . . . occupant (nicest word I could think of).
@TMercan316 ай бұрын
@@discospidersya, AFTER he made lame & offensive jokes about his age. Counterproductive really 🤷♀️
@discospiders6 ай бұрын
@@TMercan31 I love Joe, I don’t think it was offensive at all. Dude is old.
@sheilaboston70516 ай бұрын
They should have juxtaposed it with Tuberville trying to be smart and then falling down all the steps on his ar$e!
@tjrizzo16196 ай бұрын
Hannity must be sniffing sawdust
@user-hi4vo1cn7r6 ай бұрын
Biden was just being careful as he should.
@op31296 ай бұрын
yes. (not snark)
@Opus3136 ай бұрын
There are plenty of 'White Collar' criminals, but Donnie wrote the book on 'Orange Collar' crime...
@dahn576 ай бұрын
He had someone else write the book for him, because he's illiterate. They made a picture version for Trump to "read"
@railrodemike6 ай бұрын
Funny, Hair Mussolini. My 85 year old Southern Baptist mother stated in 2016 after Trump announced he was running for POTUS. "Oh no! Trumps another Mussolini!"
@johnarnold8936 ай бұрын
Mangolini!
@KnockOut2426 ай бұрын
We old folk knew 😂😂
@tinozampano6 ай бұрын
European here: Exactly what I said, Mussolini 2.0 with extra slime.
@maryangellwalsh6 ай бұрын
Youth isn’t always the best answer in politics. All my old friends said something similar when he ran. Long memories saw his amoral behavior for decades and remembered it.
@corinnehernandez45496 ай бұрын
My 92 year old mother said the same
@Greg-io1ip6 ай бұрын
Here's a joke for you Jimmy: "A Billionaire sets up a GoFundMe". That's the joke. Opening is the punchline.
@gerardconvie47976 ай бұрын
Jimmy don't make fun of Joe. At least till after the election. You know Americans, short attention spans, and tend to believe everything they hear! ☮️
@ralphperry35763 ай бұрын
Agree🇺🇸
@jaime12006 ай бұрын
Stairs joke was not necessary. That’s normal walking.
@tinozampano6 ай бұрын
Plus: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...
@daydays126 ай бұрын
Indeed it is. Kimmel should get himself filmed walking down those stairs.
@alexandradaniele6 ай бұрын
Trump can't walk down a ramp without assistance.
@FlockyFlock176 ай бұрын
@@daydays12 Up those stairs
@FlockyFlock176 ай бұрын
Call it what it is: He's old and physically (and mentally) failing. Too bad "doctor" Jill won't step in to save the embarrassment.
@Jo-oc-06 ай бұрын
10:04 those hiking boots have never seen a day in the woods ! 🤣
@joannvandenberg47926 ай бұрын
I do that going down to my basement😅 I'm about 15 years younger than he is. I say best to be safe.
@StellaMoon606 ай бұрын
Biden has helped me a great deal. I've been able to get health insurance I can afford, for the first time in 7-years, and my student loan payment is now completely manageable, and we've actually gotten tax refunds, which we didn't under trump. I know, he's old, but honestly, I think he's been the most effective president in my lifetime, and that's a pretty long time. I wasn't thrilled when he tossed his hat in the ring, but he has done a much better job than I thought he would. I guess what I'm saying is, please stop making so much fun of him.
@GordonHowdyDoody5 ай бұрын
It's all they got . Like Obama's brown suit or his name.
@Random-sk6hm5 ай бұрын
Agreed, for the first time my medication is actually affordable and the tax refunds have been so helpful
@markdcmountp6 ай бұрын
Common Jimmy.. Biden walked down those steep airplane stairs faster than I could have and I’m only 54😖😆🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Ajhcr6 ай бұрын
I’m about to be 53 and I would be watching every single step down! So yeah. Im slow in my caution too!
@stevewhite85436 ай бұрын
Me Too!
@dparks37846 ай бұрын
Me too.
@nicholasfarrell59816 ай бұрын
I'm 37, and I'd be stepping as carefully as I could. Those steps are steep.
@robertkendall24106 ай бұрын
Never got hurt playing sports. Nope. Just walking, stepping off a curb, hell one knee was simply turning around.😮
@jackl4laughs6 ай бұрын
Hey crew, get some "This Day in Covid History" throwbacks to remind us of the last time Donald was in charge? You are welcome for 5m a week of easy material.
@FlockyFlock176 ай бұрын
*you're
@dawndonivan30896 ай бұрын
Yeah I have it right now. I tried the bleach but it didn't work 😅😅😅I really do have it and I will never forget how it was handled.
@PaulaDautremont6 ай бұрын
At least President Biden went right to his car. I remember the time when Chump deplaned and wandered off looking for his car which was parked right at the bottom of the stairs about 5 feet away.
@SJC496 ай бұрын
Was that one of the times Melania refused to touch him!
@PaulaDautremont6 ай бұрын
@@SJC49 I don't think she was with him that day.
@mau.56 ай бұрын
Let's play a game: Between Shitler and Biden, whoever rides a bike the longest, that candidate gets the presidency.
@EuropeanWren6 ай бұрын
😄👍👍👍😄
@FreedomVoice3656 ай бұрын
Or Whoever climbs the stairs without falling, or gives a speech without mumbling and forgetting words? Why don't you just IMAGINE that, and vote accordingly.
@susiepoadster46426 ай бұрын
I have higher standards than that, but okay
@mau.56 ай бұрын
@@FreedomVoice365 read Shitler's transcripts and see if you can get anything out of them... Shitler can't say 'origins"... He calls ppl by the wrong name... Shitler probably has never been on a bike before... heck... he probably doesn't even know how to drive a car 😆
@mau.56 ай бұрын
@@susiepoadster4642 we all do, but this is where we are.
@guynorth32776 ай бұрын
In case anyone noticed, the secret service guy that followed the honorable president, was being equally careful descending the stairs.
@jfverboom79736 ай бұрын
Slippery stairs. You would not want slip and end in a heap at the bottom.
@guynorth32776 ай бұрын
@@jfverboom7973 ; exactly, stairs are very precious despite the familiar.
@jovanleon76 ай бұрын
How about when he said "America in a single word is the foothefhuyrdsdgh, excuse me, the foothill of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping"? Do you guys also think that it's the right "single word" to define America? 🤣🤣🤣
@lottasunshine13256 ай бұрын
Thanks for pointing this out. Maybe they were wet I'm several years younger than President Biden, and when I go to our local library, I always take the stairs, although there's an elevator. I do it because it's good exercise. When I leave, I walk down the stairs (there are a lot of them) and carefully take one at a time to make sure my foot lands on the next one. Anyway, aircraft stairs are narrower than the average staircase, at least in my experience. They're more like ladder rungs.
@totaramgandhi51176 ай бұрын
@@jovanleon7 show me that, and how does it matter?
@dannidunn93026 ай бұрын
Not only is trump a dangerous crazy, he is also old. He’s only 3 years younger than Biden. The media never brings that up.
@tri2brite3136 ай бұрын
He is old but how would you withstand the EVIL abuse he has taken?? Not as well I am sure. He is rude and crude but has far better POLICIES than JOE can ever have. Sorry lib
@chucktaylor91906 ай бұрын
CNN everyday.
@population-_-4206 ай бұрын
Kimmel might not renew his contract 😢
@helenaquin17976 ай бұрын
The comediennes don't seem to reference tRump's age much either.
@josedelatorre25696 ай бұрын
agreed about the crazy...but oh they bring it up plenty on responsible media...lol
@abh15funk6 ай бұрын
Mar A Lago should be renamed as Moron on the Loose Here !
@georgeritmeester47366 ай бұрын
Snorting one line of that "cocaine" would be the last time Hunter snorted anything.
@JonnoPlays6 ай бұрын
What happened to "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live" I loved that part of the show 😭
@jamiebizness16 ай бұрын
It's ob every single episode how can you miss it
@terri68546 ай бұрын
@jamiebizness1 It wasn't on this one. How did you miss that?
@pajdesign6 ай бұрын
@@jamiebizness1 nope. Wasn’t included on this one. Where did you see it and what was it?
@marydavis89036 ай бұрын
So sick of people making fun of Biden...he's our only hope for a continuing democracy...every joke could harm his chance of winning election
@blessingsoutlaw6 ай бұрын
Unless you do like Gen Z and vote for Kennedy! 🎉
@77Creation6 ай бұрын
He's not the only hope. Even if he wins, there's still the next election. And the next election...and the next election...
@stevewhite85436 ай бұрын
Agreed!💙💙💙
@BonitaGardner6 ай бұрын
People are scared if something happen to him Kamala will be president 🤦🏾♀️
@avisitorhere6 ай бұрын
The President suffers from arthritis in his back, so that just makes this "humor" all the more reprehensible. Trump has 40+ years of material that writes itself if you're looking for laughs.
@LOVELOVE-kw1vm6 ай бұрын
I love the Jimmy Kimmel show, please keep telling the truth making it funny and calling out the lies #45 (trump) tells😊
@giovanni50636 ай бұрын
Hey Jimmy, I am so glad to see how you mock the elderly. The old can be so funny. I have an idea for humorous mockery, how about folks that are missing parts of their anatomy and how they try to cope or odd looking street beggars. Jimmy, please let us see how you are when you turn 84. I am positive it will be hilarious.
@gretamurphy37046 ай бұрын
Yep. I can't wait until the ageists in the crowd face ageism themselves.
@dianaesperanza84776 ай бұрын
Trump has an old group administration and Biden has a diverse and young one. I’ll go with Biden🤷🏽♀️
@MKR52106 ай бұрын
Just read Project 2025, get informed. It's easily found on the internet and it's a long, long, document, 923 pages, but it is the future of America if Trump gets back in....... be afraid, be very afraid.....
@johnmc1286 ай бұрын
trump has a group as kissers
@defendandprotect-om5hv6 ай бұрын
Trump has his kids.
@beenaplumber83796 ай бұрын
Trump requires people to swear loyalty to him before offering them an appointment. He comes with a guarantee of incompetence and constitutional disloyalty in his administration. Actually he leaves most appointed positions vacant so he can keep the policy and power for himself.
@chrisrobinson6796 ай бұрын
Keep pointing out the crazy sh!t Trump says lol not a bad idea...
@stoked25476 ай бұрын
I mean theres only so many hours in the day
@bernardwylie97606 ай бұрын
🤣…..watching this reminds me: tell me again why we couldn’t get Harriet Tubman on the $20 bills. It’s not like people remember who’s on the money anyway 🤷♂️.
@DarksideDave426 ай бұрын
In some ways it's actually an insult to Jackson to have printed his portrait on billions of twenties ...... He was very much opposed to the idea of paper money .... 😜🤑
@bettyjones1133 ай бұрын
Never forget Andrew Jackson. Have his picture removed from $20. I suggest
@DarksideDave423 ай бұрын
Maybe a $25 bill ... Frederick Douglass or Harriet Tubman ...
@erinbrooks41496 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel's writers are really good. They do a great job for him.
@jaiadser3106 ай бұрын
😊 Biden should be held as high esteem as a good willing father. I can't comprehend the disrespect pointed to such a great diplomat and life serving public servant. Biden would be the pride of any country. Strong elder to be listened to and learn from.
@tinozampano6 ай бұрын
Fully agree.... And again: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...
@gary-rr7jp6 ай бұрын
@@tinozampano Every time I read your comment I see and trump is only 3 years old, which actually makes more sense when you think about how he acts.😁
@casparillo9876 ай бұрын
I am very disappointed that Jimmy Kinmel has resorted to mocking Biden in this way. Biden is a good man who cares about his country - and he should be respected not mocked.
@MoneyMitrovic3336 ай бұрын
🤣
@lenawagenfuehr536 ай бұрын
Who are you, his mom? Rein it in, Lackey!
@SpaceForceCommander6 ай бұрын
Biden shouldn’t stop himself from completing the sentence calling Trump “a Sick F”.
@liliaolsen77086 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@AncientActivist6 ай бұрын
I love the "Irish" in him! (I can say that cos of my Irish ancestry).
@sheilaboston70516 ай бұрын
He totally got his message across and without offending anyone. Joe has class.
@pameladewinter87246 ай бұрын
I don’t know if I agree with that because they’re pretty vulgar and it’s pretty unattractive for our political leaders to talk like gutter snipes. If we can’t use truth and facts all we have left is our vote.
@dasstigma6 ай бұрын
And that right there is why he is President and you are not and will never be.
@raypelling64406 ай бұрын
Next guy went down the stairs sideways...they seem steep "AF" as the kids say... Those are some pretty awesome consolation prizes...the price of tires is like they're freaking gold now...
@natas35036 ай бұрын
I heard a noise and just to make sure there was nothing nefarious going on i investigated, I was surprised to find my chop saw covered in cocaine! Not only that, but my table saw, router, and even my saw horses! What's this world coming to?
@mphmph11986 ай бұрын
If trump is comfortable acting this crazy in public, imagine what it's like in private.
@gabrielpena16946 ай бұрын
Oo
@disastermaster14136 ай бұрын
Imagine if Biden was a good president
@johnarnold8936 ай бұрын
@@disastermaster1413 Dark Brandon is the best president you've had in 50 years.
@jckozzie20106 ай бұрын
Ketchup!!!!!
@ashkebora72626 ай бұрын
@@disastermaster1413 Imagine thinking Biden is in any way a negative reflection on Trump.
@nstark10666 ай бұрын
I love it; Tish James and E.Jean Carroll can LEGALLY grab Trump by the property!😅😂
@salomelaurent23236 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@fauchiwatch97886 ай бұрын
Ejean Carroll is very credible too, just like the vaccine. Make sure you are updated on all boosters!!! even if they are expired. no matter no mind!!!
@pestleman19516 ай бұрын
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
@johnstrom99286 ай бұрын
I never met a person in my life who turns my gut like McChump!
@jahualhaq98536 ай бұрын
DJT should just ‘enjoy his life’. It doesn’t matter that he has no prospects of ever running for any sort of role in politics again (because he gets thrown in jail). It doesn’t matter if his home gets seized and he’s on the streets. It doesn’t matter that he’s in his mid 80’s and he’s left with no wife and kids (as they leave him). As long he has ‘fun’ and banter whilst living in his tent with the other homeless people in NY..
@gonefishing11846 ай бұрын
Faucets without water is probably why he smells so bad.
@atokarchik6 ай бұрын
You should play On The Money in Canada! Who is on the nickel? The Queen! Who is on the dime? The Queen! Who is on the quarter? The Queen!
@markdcmountp6 ай бұрын
It’s absolutely HORRIBLE that Donald Trump is so against ANYTHING that has to deal with helping this nation and our environment‼️😖 He’s just the WORST CHOICE for literally every single reason‼️🇺🇸⚖️🇺🇸⚖️🇺🇸
@geneh.smalley-px4kr6 ай бұрын
I agree 🙏 wholeheartedly..
@AA-kf7uf6 ай бұрын
what is even worse is that 60 million people support him!
@Iamlobato6 ай бұрын
???? Y’all must be bots or something. There’s no way you, a person supporting a president that caused the highest inflation rate in history and gas prices, is saying trump is against helping our nation? It’s scary how people’s feelings are getting in the way of our rebuild
@dthomas92306 ай бұрын
@@AA-kf7uf 60,000,000 that can't tell sawdust from cocaine or sugar.
@JohnnyDelco6 ай бұрын
Orange man so baaaad
@alebhard6 ай бұрын
I love Jimmy Kimmel BUT I don't like the mockery over an old person! Doesn't matter who he/ she is..... Nobody diserves disrespect for being old!
@GordonHowdyDoody5 ай бұрын
🎉0n The Money ❤ At sixty-two, and 🇨🇦 , I can take mockery , disrespect , a 💩a**ed joke ; even Plain old bad manners from people . 😊 The highway to hell still leads to the light .😊 But honestly ! You got more problems coming out of your ying yang than Ukraine . Hey hear joke of old man that fell to ground and could not get back up ? Laughing so hard and being thankful that I'm a proud flag waving Liberal. We have one flag in Canada. I hear you have two? A battle flag and a United flag . ❤ Amen ❤ 🎉You've Got To Stand For Something 🎉 (Aaron Tippin) He Walked On Water (Randy Travis) 🤟
@amilias10005 ай бұрын
Everyone gets their turn growing old. Disrespecting the old is disrespecting yourself.
@seaalbertson47526 ай бұрын
DON'T ABANDON YOUR FANS JIMMY....PLEASE! You are the best show on TV today. We look forward to watching you every night and you bring a mixture of hilarious entertainment with a dash of daily reported headlines that allows me to sleep ending my day with a chuckle. I haven't had so much fun since Carson and Leno. Yeah, I go back that far and I recognize comedic genius when I see it. Please don't take away my only daily laughter after a hard day at work at our hospital here in Owensboro KY. There is literally no one who can replace you and your show. You bring awareness of the idiotic failings of the people paid to lead us with humor and transparency and offer incredibly fun celebrity interviews. Thank you so much for every minute you have brought us a dose of fun and laughter and help us to cope with this insane world happening today. Lots of love and appreciation to you, your producer and all of your staff. DON'T LEAVE JIMMY! ❤
@robertgandler31776 ай бұрын
Spot on honest and funny as always! Thank you again,friend!
@tylerhackner97316 ай бұрын
Whoever the vp is, it’s gonna be as terrible as he is
@loveforeignaccents6 ай бұрын
So you're insinuating that he's going to win by your statement. 😜
@newname90646 ай бұрын
Kimmel just got fired!
@chuyocaca41536 ай бұрын
Not if he were to choose George Santos! he would give Donald a Run for his Money!... haha!
@futureglobal72586 ай бұрын
@@loveforeignaccentsTrump would choose Putin as his running mate if he could.
@disastermaster14136 ай бұрын
Putin is Trumps boss.
@Shea32246 ай бұрын
Trump 2024 for PRISON!!
@StudioLB6 ай бұрын
And for bubba's cell
@nanarose85376 ай бұрын
@@StudioLB😂😂
@josedelatorre25696 ай бұрын
yeah but he will likely be in Saudi Arabia...I believe that is a non extradition country...I might be wrong though
@deborahmorris11446 ай бұрын
NEVER 😅🎉
@n.a.lockhart6 ай бұрын
Prison for life!!
@MICHAEL-vy3ch6 ай бұрын
Trump should go all in with the crazy and name Gary Busey as his running mate.
@judelarkin28836 ай бұрын
The first thing I learned in high school shop class is it’s very dangerous to snort coke off a table saw.
@DarksideDave426 ай бұрын
Gee ...... they never taught me that when I was taking wood shop ..... About 60 years ago ...
@judelarkin28836 ай бұрын
@@DarksideDave42 it was a different safety culture back then. I bet they never mentioned the danger of using the dust collector as bong or smoking meth out of a sander. All very dangerous if the tool is left plugged in.
@natoflores87236 ай бұрын
Have you seen Trump walk down a gently sloping ramp
@antrimlariot23866 ай бұрын
He's only 3 years & 9 months younger than Biden. Never see him ride a bike though.
@brendamarshall97453 ай бұрын
Yes a d he all bit crawls going down a ramp!!
@Cobbmtngirl6 ай бұрын
Man you’re giving way better prizes than you used to! 👏
@Ootek_Imora6 ай бұрын
10:45 "I'm from oklahoma" me (also an iklahoman): oh nice she escaped this hellhole
@JonDoe-ln6nl6 ай бұрын
OMG. I may be a nerd but I can get beyond a dime! Now, lets talk paper 😎
@Camey710736 ай бұрын
I don't think it's helping the country to keep making fun of Joe's age. He could still run circles around Trump. As long as they're on flat ground...lol
@tamaralee74554 ай бұрын
😊
@albertwjoell6 ай бұрын
Did any one see the "young guy" behind him side walking down the airplane steps?! Biden didn't need to hold anyone like when Trump walked down that ramp! Since Trump has come on the scene, we have had to bleep the news. Vote Biden/Harris and blue down ballot!
@b.freanch2276 ай бұрын
OPERATION "CRAZY TRAIN" !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cranky_yankee6 ай бұрын
I love this show!! Keep up the good work Jimmy.
@kimsteed94016 ай бұрын
And speaking of Trump, he sure does put his money where his mouth's at.
@sueblattner6 ай бұрын
on his own mushroom
@danielkosok94976 ай бұрын
Does he it that s++t ?
@hackjobgarage92896 ай бұрын
"I am so humble... probably the most humble man ever!" -D.J.Trump
@bmack61806 ай бұрын
Says....NOBODY.
@maybethisthishelp7676 ай бұрын
It’s literally on a table saw
@troy43406 ай бұрын
The guy lost out on 6 cents but won a $500 ps5? 😂
@psgame2kify6 ай бұрын
Hopefully the world gets to see how Kimmel walks when he’s 81, assuming he lives til that age.
@totaramgandhi51176 ай бұрын
Don't push it. I've seen people at 90 walking pretty good.
@back-corner-turnings6 ай бұрын
The guy who won the tires must be so pissed!😂😂😂
@justizdream19186 ай бұрын
I’m going to start paying more attention to my change😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@pamelapeterson29876 ай бұрын
"When you're Attorney General, they let you do it"
@TerlinguaTalkeetna6 ай бұрын
Watching On the Money was sadly depressing for this old man.
@lynnhendricks36396 ай бұрын
But look how awkwardly the guy behind him goes down the stairs!
@debrakennedy76716 ай бұрын
Yes, is is absolutely sawdust.
@Handle2point06 ай бұрын
When I saw the dime, I couldn’t believe I never realized FDR was on it 😂
@Greg-io1ip6 ай бұрын
LoL! Well, must be some kindergarten schools skipped over a few things out there. That was kindergarten back in 1960's.
@Handle2point06 ай бұрын
@@Greg-io1ip certainly we all have weird holes in our education. Luckily, it’s not a complicated thing to relearn 😛
@roskovair6 ай бұрын
Damn this monologue was fire.
@calumproctor9816 ай бұрын
An authentic Scottish recipe? What was it? Deep-fried oats? Heroin-infused intestines? (I'm Scottish and I love my country, but we are not exactly renowned for our great cuisine.)
@drwisdom16 ай бұрын
Back when I was young there were Roosevelt dimes and lady liberty dimes. When was the last time you saw one of them?
@Greg-io1ip6 ай бұрын
Roosevelt dimes are still contemporary. You meant MERCURY dimes. My grandmother always gave us a few Mercury dimes around 1964/5. It was the first time I bought myself something, being coached how it works. You could get TWO THICK HERSHEY BARS for 10 cents in 1964 (I was 3). So I learned to love those Mercury dimes. Unfortunately I spent them. (They were made of solid silver!)
@drwisdom16 ай бұрын
@@Greg-io1ip I was just a kid and didn't know the name so I guessed. Back then we called them "lady dimes."
@pattydemeule36446 ай бұрын
Did they look at the vents?! Humble LMAO!!
@suespony6 ай бұрын
Can't believe people don't know the names of the presidents on our currency. Sad
@twosometwosome36986 ай бұрын
FDR on th Dime??? Don't you mean Eisenhowerr?
@michaelcrawford26194 ай бұрын
Evidently you've never looked at a dime..It's Roosevelt on a dime. Eisenhower was on half dollars before Kennedy .
@michelfortin70556 ай бұрын
Can't go wrong with losing 6 cents and getting a PS5 as a consolation price!
@doogandoggin25716 ай бұрын
That girl should win whatever award great TV journalists get. That was the report of the year.