Trump Confirms VP Shortlist, Biden’s Operation Crazy S**t is Underway & We Play On the Money!

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Trump Confirms VP Shortlist, Biden’s Operation Crazy S**t is Underway & We Play On the Money!

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@therese1584 6 ай бұрын

As someone who’s 67 and had issues with falling-dang straight I am being careful going down metal stairs in full view of the Entire World!!

@AAZEDLARC 6 ай бұрын

Me too and I'm 58. Vertigo doesn't help, either.

@nanarose8537 6 ай бұрын

Ex kickboxer here, and definitely cautious going down steep narrow metal steps too!

@patriciabeck7293 6 ай бұрын

I'm in my 60's and I have fallen 6 times since April 2022.

@deborahholland7274 6 ай бұрын

I'm 65, have arthritis in my back, and have frequent falls because I'm so stiff. Going up and down steps I am slow and cautious. Those metal steps would terrify me.

@renep2220 6 ай бұрын

Me too! I haven't been in my basement for 5 years now. Not a problem.

@8arrows 6 ай бұрын

His go fund me forgot to ask for $83,000,000 more for the Carroll settlement too. Wait until they see the cost of his settlement for the Capitol Police lawsuit.

@bettyjones113 6 ай бұрын

Criminal case v civil case. So ❤❤❤❤❤jail time. Wish he has to pay for his jail cell and gold toilet

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 6 ай бұрын

@@bettyjones113 I don't think the Capitol Police lawsuit is criminal, my friend. There are a couple different lawsuits filed by different police suing him for damages resulting from Jan 6th.

@lindagnat-mullin8108 6 ай бұрын

"You grab them by the property!" 😂

@perfectgod119 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ecamp6360 6 ай бұрын

That "crazy s--t" comment qualifies for "Great Moments in Reporting History."

@KikiCNY 6 ай бұрын

“Grab him by the PROPERTY.” 💪💪💪

@maxpatrickhaynes2194 6 ай бұрын

NICE !!!!

@rosejames5172 6 ай бұрын

*Purse

@nanarose8537 6 ай бұрын

Brilliant

@sammcturk8898 6 ай бұрын

Yup you win the Internet tonight 😊

@edwardlulofs444 6 ай бұрын

Very, very good. Thank you.

@leechap3 6 ай бұрын

I'll take old and doddery over old and batshit crazy every day of the week.

@tinozampano 6 ай бұрын

again: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...

@daydays12 6 ай бұрын

So right!!

@ronald-xs7sp 6 ай бұрын

Amen!

@bee-sg1qf 6 ай бұрын

They don’t care about Biden age, they are concerned because he have a black woman as his VP. DT is not a young man, 3 years difference is nothing.

@user-sv9nb8ky2t 6 ай бұрын

Grandpa Joe over the Diapered Dictator every time

@ladybeetle245 6 ай бұрын

If I were older and had broken my foot in several places years ago, I might walk stiffly, too.

@B83611 6 ай бұрын

I would rather vote for a honest true leader than a dictator

@glengreen1948 6 ай бұрын

No dictator was voted in. Once they are elected they change the rules if they've enough generals behind them.

@mortiz4101 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely right. Me too!

@aarone9000 6 ай бұрын

Actually; dmfp is nowhere near dictator; autocrat! Yes!!!

@aarone9000 6 ай бұрын

Dmfp wants to be an autocrat just like his boyfriend; Putin!

@FreedomVoice365 6 ай бұрын

"I've never talked with my son about his business dealings". Very Honest. You can't vote for Xi. So dictator's out. Guess your options are Trump, RFK Jr., or stay at home.

@barbaraclair7494 6 ай бұрын

What has age to do with it? Ivanka is way younger than Biden and she can't remember anything!

@tinozampano 6 ай бұрын

Plus again: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...

@courtneybrubaker9738 6 ай бұрын

Not his sons

@daydays12 6 ай бұрын

Quite right.

@shannonhabor 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂👌

@okkietrooy6841 6 ай бұрын

Remember Marjorie? She and Kari Lake will be so pissed that they are not on the shortlist for VP.

@josedelatorre2569 6 ай бұрын

STILL ...with the showers and faucets? JESUS

@KombuchaBuzzed 6 ай бұрын

I bet he doesn’t know how to change the tp 😂

@dahn57 6 ай бұрын

Trump is as ignorant to real life as Tucker has just shown himself, being surprised and amazed as the regular things in shopping centres, because they have never had to do anything for themselves in their lives.

@valdeniasimmons2935 6 ай бұрын

I guess this explains why he stinks! He can’t get water to work for him.

@mszuzubookitty4646 6 ай бұрын

Drill baby drill and ya still need a license to buy a loaf of bread. His talking points are old and stale. Just like him.

@jamesmiller6637 6 ай бұрын

Never underestimate the soothing balm of a Russian Golden Shower!

@postatility9703 6 ай бұрын

I think Sean Hannity has been snorting too much sawdust.

@earthtaurus5515 6 ай бұрын

That's not surprising, since Trump is covered in it.

@marydolores11 6 ай бұрын

I feel the need to point out- those steps are not “regular” steps, if you’ve ever disembarked from a plane that way. Look how the “young” guy behind him goes down- he sidesteps- they are steeper and narrower.

@Greg-io1ip 6 ай бұрын

Military base steps. Every chubbo at the civilian airport would topple over. That was a set-up really. Trying to get Doug Emhoff as Queen of 'Amerisrael' sooner.

@voixdelaraison593 6 ай бұрын

Putin played House Republicans Like A Fiddle, And They Thanked Him While They Danced. 😂😂😂

@disastermaster1413 6 ай бұрын

Trump can dance if he wants to

@ArksCovenant 6 ай бұрын

@@disastermaster1413 And leave his "friends" behind. Or grab women from behind.

@ariadneschild8460 6 ай бұрын

@@disastermaster1413 is that was that was ? I thought he was having a seizure.

@markmorenault765 6 ай бұрын

you know Putin wants Biden right?

@jtpalooki7757 6 ай бұрын

He isn’t playing them like a fiddle … he’s paying them to play his fiddle!

@paulblaauw 6 ай бұрын

At least he walked down the stairs without help from a Marine aide.

@myrnakarataglidis8819 6 ай бұрын

And without toilet paper, stuck on his shoe !

@4-Methylaminorex 6 ай бұрын

Trump needed help down a ramp not even steps.

@KnockOut242 6 ай бұрын

A general no less 😂

@jessicazellner7336 6 ай бұрын

And doesn’t crap his diaper!

@sheilaboston7051 6 ай бұрын

And I'm sure he totally knows how to close an umbrella.

@wonderlizz 6 ай бұрын

He’s old but at least he has a brain and not an embarrassment to our country like orange guy. 😂

@lklpalka 6 ай бұрын

Most dangerous motion for seniors... stepping down. But Joe was quite measured this time. Presidents don't need cat-like reflexes, they usually have plenty of time to think about important decisions.

@kingayy9267 6 ай бұрын

Is that true? That stepping down is most dangerous for seniors? Makes sense, I'd just never heard it.

@commonsense6702 6 ай бұрын

I'm a young girl and although I do actually take on board what my parents say, I take my grandparents advice but more so my great Grandad who has seen far more, experienced far more. He has the wisdom, the experience that the rest including me will hopefully gain one day. My G G dad says his skin might be worn, but his heart is still in the same place and never changed. Something truly special to me being deaf, is he has learnt sign language so we can "talk". These older men and women have far more compassion, understanding, empathy and knowledge in their little finger than trump has in his entire body/heart.

@dawndonivan3089 6 ай бұрын

No heart whatsoever.

@cherylgrec9701 6 ай бұрын

You are a lucky young girl to have parents, grandparents and your great Grandad. 💕

@sarahrigby7580 6 ай бұрын

I also grew up with all my grandparents and several great grandparents and loved spending time with them. Obviously as I got much older, into my late 20s and 30s, they are no longer with us, but I’m so so grateful for all the time I got to spend with them. My grandparents had all been in WW2 and had been through a lot. They had a lot of wisdom and love to give. Btw, it’s so lovely that your GG dad has learnt sign language to chat to you. It sounds like you’re quite close to him and your grandparents and get to spend a lot of time with them.

@sumguy7716 6 ай бұрын

The compassion of the democrats is why dictators don't respect the U.S. I wonder when people will wake up from their delusion that the worlds issues can be resolved with smiles and handshakes. Unfortunately, it looks like it wont be any time soon.

@alicefifield2965 6 ай бұрын

I’m pushing 70 and my kids say I need a rest

@jamesburge1983 6 ай бұрын

Why does a guy who claims to be worth 8 Billion need help with 400 million?

@jtpalooki7757 6 ай бұрын

And there is an easy solution! What if Trump sold his Vodka company? Ryan Reynolds got $610 million for his gin company.. you gotta believe Trump can get $80 bucks for his? He truly is a great businessman unlike Reynolds!

@gary-rr7jp 6 ай бұрын

Why would you want to spend your own money when you can spend cult supporters money instead?

@courtneybrubaker9738 6 ай бұрын

And now he wants an extension, a stay on when he plays the 335 million even though Hans said he would easily pay it since he has more than enough. Tney can’t keep their stories straight

@CaptainBollocks.... 6 ай бұрын

Isn't getting other people to pay off your debts socialism though? 😅 I swear, your right wingers are "socialism for me, but not for thee"

@tureytayno3154 6 ай бұрын

@@gary-rr7jp That is if he has such money. I think he is broke.

@jmo2104 6 ай бұрын

Oh stop that's so ridiculous the man rides his bike Regularly.

@insomb 6 ай бұрын

Its an electric bike, gotta cut down on emissions for globalists

@dreapress1227 6 ай бұрын

That kid talking about the fish and chips and his mom and her bobble head going up and down like some cheerleader. That was weird. Those trumpists are a strange breed.

@GordonHowdyDoody 5 ай бұрын

Thx for giggle.❤

@markstevens1729 6 ай бұрын

As my brain refuses to ask my voice to utter his name, I need pseudonyms to refer to him. The latest: Dolt 45.

@TMercan31 6 ай бұрын

Same, I just refer to him as tfg

@markstevens1729 6 ай бұрын

@@TMercan31 I tried that too. Wasn’t as gratifying as making up “fitting” names: King iDjT, Corruptus Maximus, Smelly Loser and now Dolt 45.

@m.capazzi9470 6 ай бұрын

I call him IQ45.

@watersipper1116 6 ай бұрын

@@markstevens1729 I like where you're going with this.

@daydays12 6 ай бұрын

good one!

@logibare1940 6 ай бұрын

Who doesn't love to do coke beside an electric saw? It really gives you that extra buzz 🤣

@blowupbob1 6 ай бұрын

Just be careful to not turn on the dust collector. Those things can really snort!

@witchypoorose5196 6 ай бұрын

😂

@trnharris 6 ай бұрын

😆😆

@williamcrowe2576 6 ай бұрын

It's better to have Methuselah in the White House than Quisling.

@GeoScorpion 6 ай бұрын

I think we should print out the FARA (Foreign Agent Registration Act) registration forms and mail them to Comer's office.

@DarksideDave42 6 ай бұрын

Comer is a Gomer and Tuber is a Goober

@slate49 6 ай бұрын

Are you serious..a gofundme page for Trump?! I’m sure the ones donating are the ones who gave Alyssa Milano issues when she asked for donations for her kids sports team.

@willritter4076 6 ай бұрын

I'd be honored if some fans of 90s music would take a quick listen to my low-fi acoustic piano & vocal YT performances of "1979" by the SMASHING PUMPKINS and "Long December" by the COUNTING CROWS in tribute to 2 great standards of the era. Live acoustic with no autotune. Peace and stay safe in the '020s.

@ronald-xs7sp 6 ай бұрын

Smashing Pumpkins are touring this Summer. Along with Green Day!

@brianschwartz5357 6 ай бұрын

It should be a “OH F me Page”

@patgomez5959 6 ай бұрын

Didn’t know there was one. Thanks for the info. Just donated

@carlbeaver7112 6 ай бұрын

Eric wasn't a simple mistake. He was a mistake that turned out simple.

@deliacastillo8741 6 ай бұрын

ERIC IS WHY SOME ANIMALS EAT THEIR YOUNG !!

@maxpatrickhaynes2194 6 ай бұрын

Great one!!!

@JohnDoe-vy5hh 6 ай бұрын

Imagine how awful it is to have a father like him.

@4-Methylaminorex 6 ай бұрын

What about Dim Jr

@MKR5210 6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️

@7deepbreaths.sounds 6 ай бұрын

"Refreshing to see a woman grabbing his assets for a change!!" - CLASSIC!!! KIMMEL ROCKS!!

@limoselect 6 ай бұрын

Président may be old but he got a great team that he don’t fire after few months.

@Jackie371 6 ай бұрын

Loved "grab his assets...when you're attorney general, they let you do it"! LOL

@salomelaurent2323 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@danaconley1123 6 ай бұрын

That comment made my day! Every day I teeter between heart attack and stroke because of Trump and his corrupt GOP. I do NOT smile very often, but I literally laughed out loud THANK YOU

@ramseypowell5940 6 ай бұрын

Your hard on Joe Biden, 🇺🇸😂 I think Biden is awesome

@discospiders 6 ай бұрын

He straight up said Biden isn’t getting enough credit for all the good things he’s done.

@nicholasfarrell5981 6 ай бұрын

Biden has a sense of humor, unlike the previous . . . occupant (nicest word I could think of).

@TMercan31 6 ай бұрын

@@discospidersya, AFTER he made lame & offensive jokes about his age. Counterproductive really 🤷‍♀️

@discospiders 6 ай бұрын

@@TMercan31 I love Joe, I don’t think it was offensive at all. Dude is old.

@sheilaboston7051 6 ай бұрын

They should have juxtaposed it with Tuberville trying to be smart and then falling down all the steps on his ar$e!

@tjrizzo1619 6 ай бұрын

Hannity must be sniffing sawdust

@user-hi4vo1cn7r 6 ай бұрын

Biden was just being careful as he should.

@op3129 6 ай бұрын

yes. (not snark)

@Opus313 6 ай бұрын

There are plenty of 'White Collar' criminals, but Donnie wrote the book on 'Orange Collar' crime...

@dahn57 6 ай бұрын

He had someone else write the book for him, because he's illiterate. They made a picture version for Trump to "read"

@railrodemike 6 ай бұрын

Funny, Hair Mussolini. My 85 year old Southern Baptist mother stated in 2016 after Trump announced he was running for POTUS. "Oh no! Trumps another Mussolini!"

@johnarnold893 6 ай бұрын

Mangolini!

@KnockOut242 6 ай бұрын

We old folk knew 😂😂

@tinozampano 6 ай бұрын

European here: Exactly what I said, Mussolini 2.0 with extra slime.

@maryangellwalsh 6 ай бұрын

Youth isn’t always the best answer in politics. All my old friends said something similar when he ran. Long memories saw his amoral behavior for decades and remembered it.

@corinnehernandez4549 6 ай бұрын

My 92 year old mother said the same

@Greg-io1ip 6 ай бұрын

Here's a joke for you Jimmy: "A Billionaire sets up a GoFundMe". That's the joke. Opening is the punchline.

@gerardconvie4797 6 ай бұрын

Jimmy don't make fun of Joe. At least till after the election. You know Americans, short attention spans, and tend to believe everything they hear! ☮️

@ralphperry3576 3 ай бұрын

Agree🇺🇸

@jaime1200 6 ай бұрын

Stairs joke was not necessary. That’s normal walking.

@tinozampano 6 ай бұрын

Plus: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...

@daydays12 6 ай бұрын

Indeed it is. Kimmel should get himself filmed walking down those stairs.

@alexandradaniele 6 ай бұрын

Trump can't walk down a ramp without assistance.

@FlockyFlock17 6 ай бұрын

@@daydays12 Up those stairs

@FlockyFlock17 6 ай бұрын

Call it what it is: He's old and physically (and mentally) failing. Too bad "doctor" Jill won't step in to save the embarrassment.

@Jo-oc-0 6 ай бұрын

10:04 those hiking boots have never seen a day in the woods ! 🤣

@joannvandenberg4792 6 ай бұрын

I do that going down to my basement😅 I'm about 15 years younger than he is. I say best to be safe.

@StellaMoon60 6 ай бұрын

Biden has helped me a great deal. I've been able to get health insurance I can afford, for the first time in 7-years, and my student loan payment is now completely manageable, and we've actually gotten tax refunds, which we didn't under trump. I know, he's old, but honestly, I think he's been the most effective president in my lifetime, and that's a pretty long time. I wasn't thrilled when he tossed his hat in the ring, but he has done a much better job than I thought he would. I guess what I'm saying is, please stop making so much fun of him.

@GordonHowdyDoody 5 ай бұрын

It's all they got . Like Obama's brown suit or his name.

@Random-sk6hm 5 ай бұрын

Agreed, for the first time my medication is actually affordable and the tax refunds have been so helpful

@markdcmountp 6 ай бұрын

Common Jimmy.. Biden walked down those steep airplane stairs faster than I could have and I’m only 54😖😆🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@Ajhcr 6 ай бұрын

I’m about to be 53 and I would be watching every single step down! So yeah. Im slow in my caution too!

@stevewhite8543 6 ай бұрын

Me Too!

@dparks3784 6 ай бұрын

Me too.

@nicholasfarrell5981 6 ай бұрын

I'm 37, and I'd be stepping as carefully as I could. Those steps are steep.

@robertkendall2410 6 ай бұрын

Never got hurt playing sports. Nope. Just walking, stepping off a curb, hell one knee was simply turning around.😮

@jackl4laughs 6 ай бұрын

Hey crew, get some "This Day in Covid History" throwbacks to remind us of the last time Donald was in charge? You are welcome for 5m a week of easy material.

@FlockyFlock17 6 ай бұрын

*you're

@dawndonivan3089 6 ай бұрын

Yeah I have it right now. I tried the bleach but it didn't work 😅😅😅I really do have it and I will never forget how it was handled.

@PaulaDautremont 6 ай бұрын

At least President Biden went right to his car. I remember the time when Chump deplaned and wandered off looking for his car which was parked right at the bottom of the stairs about 5 feet away.

@SJC49 6 ай бұрын

Was that one of the times Melania refused to touch him!

@PaulaDautremont 6 ай бұрын

@@SJC49 I don't think she was with him that day.

@mau.5 6 ай бұрын

Let's play a game: Between Shitler and Biden, whoever rides a bike the longest, that candidate gets the presidency.

@EuropeanWren 6 ай бұрын

😄👍👍👍😄

@FreedomVoice365 6 ай бұрын

Or Whoever climbs the stairs without falling, or gives a speech without mumbling and forgetting words? Why don't you just IMAGINE that, and vote accordingly.

@susiepoadster4642 6 ай бұрын

I have higher standards than that, but okay

@mau.5 6 ай бұрын

@@FreedomVoice365 read Shitler's transcripts and see if you can get anything out of them... Shitler can't say 'origins"... He calls ppl by the wrong name... Shitler probably has never been on a bike before... heck... he probably doesn't even know how to drive a car 😆

@mau.5 6 ай бұрын

@@susiepoadster4642 we all do, but this is where we are.

@guynorth3277 6 ай бұрын

In case anyone noticed, the secret service guy that followed the honorable president, was being equally careful descending the stairs.

@jfverboom7973 6 ай бұрын

Slippery stairs. You would not want slip and end in a heap at the bottom.

@guynorth3277 6 ай бұрын

@@jfverboom7973 ; exactly, stairs are very precious despite the familiar.

@jovanleon7 6 ай бұрын

How about when he said "America in a single word is the foothefhuyrdsdgh, excuse me, the foothill of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping"? Do you guys also think that it's the right "single word" to define America? 🤣🤣🤣

@lottasunshine1325 6 ай бұрын

Thanks for pointing this out. Maybe they were wet I'm several years younger than President Biden, and when I go to our local library, I always take the stairs, although there's an elevator. I do it because it's good exercise. When I leave, I walk down the stairs (there are a lot of them) and carefully take one at a time to make sure my foot lands on the next one. Anyway, aircraft stairs are narrower than the average staircase, at least in my experience. They're more like ladder rungs.

@totaramgandhi5117 6 ай бұрын

@@jovanleon7 show me that, and how does it matter?

@dannidunn9302 6 ай бұрын

Not only is trump a dangerous crazy, he is also old. He’s only 3 years younger than Biden. The media never brings that up.

@tri2brite313 6 ай бұрын

He is old but how would you withstand the EVIL abuse he has taken?? Not as well I am sure. He is rude and crude but has far better POLICIES than JOE can ever have. Sorry lib

@chucktaylor9190 6 ай бұрын

CNN everyday.

@population-_-420 6 ай бұрын

Kimmel might not renew his contract 😢

@helenaquin1797 6 ай бұрын

The comediennes don't seem to reference tRump's age much either.

@josedelatorre2569 6 ай бұрын

agreed about the crazy...but oh they bring it up plenty on responsible media...lol

@abh15funk 6 ай бұрын

Mar A Lago should be renamed as Moron on the Loose Here !

@georgeritmeester4736 6 ай бұрын

Snorting one line of that "cocaine" would be the last time Hunter snorted anything.

@JonnoPlays 6 ай бұрын

What happened to "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live" I loved that part of the show 😭

@jamiebizness1 6 ай бұрын

It's ob every single episode how can you miss it

@terri6854 6 ай бұрын

@jamiebizness1 It wasn't on this one. How did you miss that?

@pajdesign 6 ай бұрын

@@jamiebizness1 nope. Wasn’t included on this one. Where did you see it and what was it?

@marydavis8903 6 ай бұрын

So sick of people making fun of Biden...he's our only hope for a continuing democracy...every joke could harm his chance of winning election

@blessingsoutlaw 6 ай бұрын

Unless you do like Gen Z and vote for Kennedy! 🎉

@77Creation 6 ай бұрын

He's not the only hope. Even if he wins, there's still the next election. And the next election...and the next election...

@stevewhite8543 6 ай бұрын

Agreed!💙💙💙

@BonitaGardner 6 ай бұрын

People are scared if something happen to him Kamala will be president 🤦🏾‍♀️

@avisitorhere 6 ай бұрын

The President suffers from arthritis in his back, so that just makes this "humor" all the more reprehensible. Trump has 40+ years of material that writes itself if you're looking for laughs.

@LOVELOVE-kw1vm 6 ай бұрын

I love the Jimmy Kimmel show, please keep telling the truth making it funny and calling out the lies #45 (trump) tells😊

@giovanni5063 6 ай бұрын

Hey Jimmy, I am so glad to see how you mock the elderly. The old can be so funny. I have an idea for humorous mockery, how about folks that are missing parts of their anatomy and how they try to cope or odd looking street beggars. Jimmy, please let us see how you are when you turn 84. I am positive it will be hilarious.

@gretamurphy3704 6 ай бұрын

Yep. I can't wait until the ageists in the crowd face ageism themselves.

@dianaesperanza8477 6 ай бұрын

Trump has an old group administration and Biden has a diverse and young one. I’ll go with Biden🤷🏽‍♀️

@MKR5210 6 ай бұрын

Just read Project 2025, get informed. It's easily found on the internet and it's a long, long, document, 923 pages, but it is the future of America if Trump gets back in....... be afraid, be very afraid.....

@johnmc128 6 ай бұрын

trump has a group as kissers

@defendandprotect-om5hv 6 ай бұрын

Trump has his kids.

@beenaplumber8379 6 ай бұрын

Trump requires people to swear loyalty to him before offering them an appointment. He comes with a guarantee of incompetence and constitutional disloyalty in his administration. Actually he leaves most appointed positions vacant so he can keep the policy and power for himself.

@chrisrobinson679 6 ай бұрын

Keep pointing out the crazy sh!t Trump says lol not a bad idea...

@stoked2547 6 ай бұрын

I mean theres only so many hours in the day

@bernardwylie9760 6 ай бұрын

🤣…..watching this reminds me: tell me again why we couldn’t get Harriet Tubman on the $20 bills. It’s not like people remember who’s on the money anyway 🤷‍♂️.

@DarksideDave42 6 ай бұрын

In some ways it's actually an insult to Jackson to have printed his portrait on billions of twenties ...... He was very much opposed to the idea of paper money .... 😜🤑

@bettyjones113 3 ай бұрын

Never forget Andrew Jackson. Have his picture removed from $20. I suggest

@DarksideDave42 3 ай бұрын

Maybe a $25 bill ... Frederick Douglass or Harriet Tubman ...

@erinbrooks4149 6 ай бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel's writers are really good. They do a great job for him.

@jaiadser310 6 ай бұрын

😊 Biden should be held as high esteem as a good willing father. I can't comprehend the disrespect pointed to such a great diplomat and life serving public servant. Biden would be the pride of any country. Strong elder to be listened to and learn from.

@tinozampano 6 ай бұрын

Fully agree.... And again: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...

@gary-rr7jp 6 ай бұрын

@@tinozampano Every time I read your comment I see and trump is only 3 years old, which actually makes more sense when you think about how he acts.😁

@casparillo987 6 ай бұрын

I am very disappointed that Jimmy Kinmel has resorted to mocking Biden in this way. Biden is a good man who cares about his country - and he should be respected not mocked.

@MoneyMitrovic333 6 ай бұрын

🤣

@lenawagenfuehr53 6 ай бұрын

Who are you, his mom? Rein it in, Lackey!

@SpaceForceCommander 6 ай бұрын

Biden shouldn’t stop himself from completing the sentence calling Trump “a Sick F”.

@liliaolsen7708 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@AncientActivist 6 ай бұрын

I love the "Irish" in him! (I can say that cos of my Irish ancestry).

@sheilaboston7051 6 ай бұрын

He totally got his message across and without offending anyone. Joe has class.

@pameladewinter8724 6 ай бұрын

I don’t know if I agree with that because they’re pretty vulgar and it’s pretty unattractive for our political leaders to talk like gutter snipes. If we can’t use truth and facts all we have left is our vote.

@dasstigma 6 ай бұрын

And that right there is why he is President and you are not and will never be.

@raypelling6440 6 ай бұрын

Next guy went down the stairs sideways...they seem steep "AF" as the kids say... Those are some pretty awesome consolation prizes...the price of tires is like they're freaking gold now...

@natas3503 6 ай бұрын

I heard a noise and just to make sure there was nothing nefarious going on i investigated, I was surprised to find my chop saw covered in cocaine! Not only that, but my table saw, router, and even my saw horses! What's this world coming to?

@mphmph1198 6 ай бұрын

If trump is comfortable acting this crazy in public, imagine what it's like in private.

@gabrielpena1694 6 ай бұрын

@disastermaster1413 6 ай бұрын

Imagine if Biden was a good president

@johnarnold893 6 ай бұрын

@@disastermaster1413 Dark Brandon is the best president you've had in 50 years.

@jckozzie2010 6 ай бұрын

Ketchup!!!!!

@ashkebora7262 6 ай бұрын

@@disastermaster1413 Imagine thinking Biden is in any way a negative reflection on Trump.

@nstark1066 6 ай бұрын

I love it; Tish James and E.Jean Carroll can LEGALLY grab Trump by the property!😅😂

@salomelaurent2323 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@fauchiwatch9788 6 ай бұрын

Ejean Carroll is very credible too, just like the vaccine. Make sure you are updated on all boosters!!! even if they are expired. no matter no mind!!!

@pestleman1951 6 ай бұрын

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

@johnstrom9928 6 ай бұрын

I never met a person in my life who turns my gut like McChump!

@jahualhaq9853 6 ай бұрын

DJT should just ‘enjoy his life’. It doesn’t matter that he has no prospects of ever running for any sort of role in politics again (because he gets thrown in jail). It doesn’t matter if his home gets seized and he’s on the streets. It doesn’t matter that he’s in his mid 80’s and he’s left with no wife and kids (as they leave him). As long he has ‘fun’ and banter whilst living in his tent with the other homeless people in NY..

@gonefishing1184 6 ай бұрын

Faucets without water is probably why he smells so bad.

@atokarchik 6 ай бұрын

You should play On The Money in Canada! Who is on the nickel? The Queen! Who is on the dime? The Queen! Who is on the quarter? The Queen!

@markdcmountp 6 ай бұрын

It’s absolutely HORRIBLE that Donald Trump is so against ANYTHING that has to deal with helping this nation and our environment‼️😖 He’s just the WORST CHOICE for literally every single reason‼️🇺🇸⚖️🇺🇸⚖️🇺🇸

@geneh.smalley-px4kr 6 ай бұрын

I agree 🙏 wholeheartedly..

@AA-kf7uf 6 ай бұрын

what is even worse is that 60 million people support him!

@Iamlobato 6 ай бұрын

???? Y’all must be bots or something. There’s no way you, a person supporting a president that caused the highest inflation rate in history and gas prices, is saying trump is against helping our nation? It’s scary how people’s feelings are getting in the way of our rebuild

@dthomas9230 6 ай бұрын

@@AA-kf7uf 60,000,000 that can't tell sawdust from cocaine or sugar.

@JohnnyDelco 6 ай бұрын

Orange man so baaaad

@alebhard 6 ай бұрын

I love Jimmy Kimmel BUT I don't like the mockery over an old person! Doesn't matter who he/ she is..... Nobody diserves disrespect for being old!

@GordonHowdyDoody 5 ай бұрын

🎉0n The Money ❤ At sixty-two, and 🇨🇦 , I can take mockery , disrespect , a 💩a**ed joke ; even Plain old bad manners from people . 😊 The highway to hell still leads to the light .😊 But honestly ! You got more problems coming out of your ying yang than Ukraine . Hey hear joke of old man that fell to ground and could not get back up ? Laughing so hard and being thankful that I'm a proud flag waving Liberal. We have one flag in Canada. I hear you have two? A battle flag and a United flag . ❤ Amen ❤ 🎉You've Got To Stand For Something 🎉 (Aaron Tippin) He Walked On Water (Randy Travis) 🤟

@amilias1000 5 ай бұрын

Everyone gets their turn growing old. Disrespecting the old is disrespecting yourself.

@seaalbertson4752 6 ай бұрын

DON'T ABANDON YOUR FANS JIMMY....PLEASE! You are the best show on TV today. We look forward to watching you every night and you bring a mixture of hilarious entertainment with a dash of daily reported headlines that allows me to sleep ending my day with a chuckle. I haven't had so much fun since Carson and Leno. Yeah, I go back that far and I recognize comedic genius when I see it. Please don't take away my only daily laughter after a hard day at work at our hospital here in Owensboro KY. There is literally no one who can replace you and your show. You bring awareness of the idiotic failings of the people paid to lead us with humor and transparency and offer incredibly fun celebrity interviews. Thank you so much for every minute you have brought us a dose of fun and laughter and help us to cope with this insane world happening today. Lots of love and appreciation to you, your producer and all of your staff. DON'T LEAVE JIMMY! ❤

@robertgandler3177 6 ай бұрын

Spot on honest and funny as always! Thank you again,friend!

@tylerhackner9731 6 ай бұрын

Whoever the vp is, it’s gonna be as terrible as he is

@loveforeignaccents 6 ай бұрын

So you're insinuating that he's going to win by your statement. 😜

@newname9064 6 ай бұрын

Kimmel just got fired!

@chuyocaca4153 6 ай бұрын

Not if he were to choose George Santos! he would give Donald a Run for his Money!... haha!

@futureglobal7258 6 ай бұрын

@@loveforeignaccentsTrump would choose Putin as his running mate if he could.

@disastermaster1413 6 ай бұрын

Putin is Trumps boss.

@Shea3224 6 ай бұрын

Trump 2024 for PRISON!!

@StudioLB 6 ай бұрын

And for bubba's cell

@nanarose8537 6 ай бұрын

@@StudioLB😂😂

@josedelatorre2569 6 ай бұрын

yeah but he will likely be in Saudi Arabia...I believe that is a non extradition country...I might be wrong though

@deborahmorris1144 6 ай бұрын

NEVER 😅🎉

@n.a.lockhart 6 ай бұрын

Prison for life!!

@MICHAEL-vy3ch 6 ай бұрын

Trump should go all in with the crazy and name Gary Busey as his running mate.

@judelarkin2883 6 ай бұрын

The first thing I learned in high school shop class is it’s very dangerous to snort coke off a table saw.

@DarksideDave42 6 ай бұрын

Gee ...... they never taught me that when I was taking wood shop ..... About 60 years ago ...

@judelarkin2883 6 ай бұрын

@@DarksideDave42 it was a different safety culture back then. I bet they never mentioned the danger of using the dust collector as bong or smoking meth out of a sander. All very dangerous if the tool is left plugged in.

@natoflores8723 6 ай бұрын

Have you seen Trump walk down a gently sloping ramp

@antrimlariot2386 6 ай бұрын

He's only 3 years & 9 months younger than Biden. Never see him ride a bike though.

@brendamarshall9745 3 ай бұрын

Yes a d he all bit crawls going down a ramp!!

@Cobbmtngirl 6 ай бұрын

Man you’re giving way better prizes than you used to! 👏

@Ootek_Imora 6 ай бұрын

10:45 "I'm from oklahoma" me (also an iklahoman): oh nice she escaped this hellhole

@JonDoe-ln6nl 6 ай бұрын

OMG. I may be a nerd but I can get beyond a dime! Now, lets talk paper 😎

@Camey71073 6 ай бұрын

I don't think it's helping the country to keep making fun of Joe's age. He could still run circles around Trump. As long as they're on flat ground...lol

@tamaralee7455 4 ай бұрын

😊

@albertwjoell 6 ай бұрын

Did any one see the "young guy" behind him side walking down the airplane steps?! Biden didn't need to hold anyone like when Trump walked down that ramp! Since Trump has come on the scene, we have had to bleep the news. Vote Biden/Harris and blue down ballot!

@b.freanch227 6 ай бұрын

OPERATION "CRAZY TRAIN" !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cranky_yankee 6 ай бұрын

I love this show!! Keep up the good work Jimmy.

@kimsteed9401 6 ай бұрын

And speaking of Trump, he sure does put his money where his mouth's at.

@sueblattner 6 ай бұрын

on his own mushroom

@danielkosok9497 6 ай бұрын

Does he it that s++t ?

@hackjobgarage9289 6 ай бұрын

"I am so humble... probably the most humble man ever!" -D.J.Trump

@bmack6180 6 ай бұрын

Says....NOBODY.

@maybethisthishelp767 6 ай бұрын

It’s literally on a table saw

@troy4340 6 ай бұрын

The guy lost out on 6 cents but won a $500 ps5? 😂

@psgame2kify 6 ай бұрын

Hopefully the world gets to see how Kimmel walks when he’s 81, assuming he lives til that age.

@totaramgandhi5117 6 ай бұрын

Don't push it. I've seen people at 90 walking pretty good.

@back-corner-turnings 6 ай бұрын

The guy who won the tires must be so pissed!😂😂😂

@justizdream1918 6 ай бұрын

I’m going to start paying more attention to my change😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@pamelapeterson2987 6 ай бұрын

"When you're Attorney General, they let you do it"

@TerlinguaTalkeetna 6 ай бұрын

Watching On the Money was sadly depressing for this old man.

@lynnhendricks3639 6 ай бұрын

But look how awkwardly the guy behind him goes down the stairs!

@debrakennedy7671 6 ай бұрын

Yes, is is absolutely sawdust.

@Handle2point0 6 ай бұрын

When I saw the dime, I couldn’t believe I never realized FDR was on it 😂

@Greg-io1ip 6 ай бұрын

LoL! Well, must be some kindergarten schools skipped over a few things out there. That was kindergarten back in 1960's.

@Handle2point0 6 ай бұрын

@@Greg-io1ip certainly we all have weird holes in our education. Luckily, it’s not a complicated thing to relearn 😛

@roskovair 6 ай бұрын

Damn this monologue was fire.

@calumproctor981 6 ай бұрын

An authentic Scottish recipe? What was it? Deep-fried oats? Heroin-infused intestines? (I'm Scottish and I love my country, but we are not exactly renowned for our great cuisine.)

@drwisdom1 6 ай бұрын

Back when I was young there were Roosevelt dimes and lady liberty dimes. When was the last time you saw one of them?

@Greg-io1ip 6 ай бұрын

Roosevelt dimes are still contemporary. You meant MERCURY dimes. My grandmother always gave us a few Mercury dimes around 1964/5. It was the first time I bought myself something, being coached how it works. You could get TWO THICK HERSHEY BARS for 10 cents in 1964 (I was 3). So I learned to love those Mercury dimes. Unfortunately I spent them. (They were made of solid silver!)

@drwisdom1 6 ай бұрын

@@Greg-io1ip I was just a kid and didn't know the name so I guessed. Back then we called them "lady dimes."