Trump Milks Gag Order for Every Drop, MyPillow Mike Loves Jimmy’s Wedding Gift & Kanye’s Porn Plan
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25 күн бұрынKanye West is reportedly about to enter the world of pornographic filmmaking and has been in talks with Stormy Daniels’ ex-husband to help shepherd the whole thing, a gentleman on an English morning TV show seems to have enormous potential, the Senate passed a $95 billion military aid package for Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan, the bill would also require the Chinese company that owns TikTok to either sell it in a year or be banned nationwide, Donald Trump has been milking his gag order for every drop, Joe Biden is yucking it up, Eric and Don Jr are running the handoff for Daddy if he gets re-elected, Lara Trump is very concerned about voter fraud, MyPillow Mike Lindell’s voting fraud case with the Supreme Court failed but he was happy to receive a wedding gift from Jimmy, George Santos has withdrawn his bid to re-run for Congress, and Truth Social is going to start streaming Live TV!
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@jr032582 22 күн бұрын
President Joe is rockin’ the Trump jokes lately 😂
@terrystokes7893 22 күн бұрын
It's about time 💯
@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 22 күн бұрын
The bleach one was great!
@ArtificialArtist 22 күн бұрын
Dark Brandon ftw!! ❤🇺🇸
@Yahyia-cv3sx 22 күн бұрын
Almost anyone is rockin' the Trump jokes. Except MAGA clowns, 'cause they're already funny enough.
@Yahyia-cv3sx 22 күн бұрын
@@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 the bleach one, so fresh and so clean!
@amcmartin 22 күн бұрын
Mike Lindell needs to call his trial The Pillow Case
@suzannesanchez4864 22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@marysmith7765 22 күн бұрын
Agree with 😂😂😂
@Yahyia-cv3sx 22 күн бұрын
Fluffy?
@oppositeofh8 22 күн бұрын
😹😹😹😹😹 5/5
@bobbarker1798 22 күн бұрын
Funny 😂
@rennstreetpodcast 21 күн бұрын
The writing team for Jimmy and Jimmy’s delivery and quick wits, are absolutely phenomenal!
@laurah3282 20 күн бұрын
Love Jimmy Kimmel ❤❤
@trapero09 18 күн бұрын
Definitely agree!
@KPH1992 13 күн бұрын
Jimmy should make fun of the people who get angry when others say excuse me to them. I don't mind when someone says excuse me.
@lostbutfreesoul 22 күн бұрын
The interaction between Mike and Jimmy prove you can be friends regardless of party. So many people in this country need to learn that... one can laugh and be friends. I love comedians, they are the best of people.
@moresalad221 22 күн бұрын
Id much rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.
@Ockv74 22 күн бұрын
Agree 💯 percent!!! 💙 💙 💙
@sweetman5249 22 күн бұрын
Absolutely. Let alone 91 indictments , I wouldn’t vote for innocent Trump 😂😂. You know what I mean when I say innocent Trump 😂. You get the idea 😂. Trump & the word innocent can’t go together 😂.
@jamesturner2126 22 күн бұрын
I don't care about 91 charges. I care about those charges BEFORE he became commander! We elected a criminal! 💔
@sweetman5249 22 күн бұрын
@@jamesturner2126 True
@chevfan88 22 күн бұрын
If biden gets re-elected, 4 more years of hell
@bonniejosavland3227 22 күн бұрын
Biden has a great sense of humor!! Keep it coming!
@guidodiman 22 күн бұрын
His timing was perfect on the "It went to his hair" joke. Had me laughing .
@richardjames9091 22 күн бұрын
He's great it's about time people started giving it back to trump
@joen8529 22 күн бұрын
Biden doesn’t know what day it is. I was wrong to vote Biden, and you were too.
@joen8529 22 күн бұрын
@@richardjames9091 We need Trump to pull us out of this absolute mess team Biden has made. There’s never been a worse president.
@kingjamos2422 22 күн бұрын
@@joen8529 I know of one that was easily worse. His name escapes me, but he was the 45th president.
@eilenedecali2195 22 күн бұрын
The tRUMP "hair joke" by Mr. Biden was HILARIOUS!!!! 😂😂😂
@KaceyGilford-ku1ip 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel thank you for your service! I’m a healthcare provider in Arizona, unrelated to abortion access, however your comedic genius is a much needed break from the seriousness of these issues while still bringing light to them. I cry laughing every morning when I watch you!! (I don’t stay up late) 🎉😂
@evaadams8298 22 күн бұрын
Brilliant post! 💙💙💙 Jimmy is no.1 🙋♀️
@richardknapp8322 18 күн бұрын
Go JoJo!
@lenordbrazil9580 22 күн бұрын
Bidens bleach joke was hilarious
@antrimlariot2386 22 күн бұрын
A great delivery too. And because he's an elderly man, it had resonance.
@carolrodd1754 22 күн бұрын
What a joke great 👍 👌
@emrecck 22 күн бұрын
Yesssss 😂😂😂
@VinicioReinaLuther7 22 күн бұрын
The Worst is that for Gaseous Clay was Real Truth🤣🤣
@Sam-sz6qq 22 күн бұрын
I literally laughed out loud 😂
@globalwarmhugs7741 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy's writers have been on FIRE this past couple of weeks. Brilliant!
@jamesgoines7663 22 күн бұрын
Stephen's team must be going over to work for Jimmy when he is off the air. Jimmy's jokes just gets hilarious on those days
@mary11976 22 күн бұрын
💯%. I said the same thing to my bf, that wow! Kimmel seems to be going really extra hard on djt since the Oscars. And we are so here for it. 👍💪
@MsMiika13 22 күн бұрын
Ditto. What I hopped on to say. Spot on every night.
@melmazzerithekiller 22 күн бұрын
Yes! The writers are knocking it out the park😂
@geeayy8748 22 күн бұрын
@@jamesgoines7663 Colbert hasn't been funny since his breakdown in the bathtub 😢 he needs new writers ASAP! Jimmy is HILARIOUS and Colbert gets applause for his jokes 🥴
@afrocoolio25 22 күн бұрын
I love that Jimmy and Mike Lindell have a surprising relationship. Between Mike being on the show and being treated with respect and Mike always being kind about Jimmy, and finally the wedding gift. Shows you don't need to agree to be friends.
@DB-sm6eu 21 күн бұрын
Strangely heart warming right?
@jwilk5606 20 күн бұрын
Politics need this right now.
@felixpeterman9303 18 күн бұрын
You also don't need to disagree to be enemies
@Ajbarili 22 күн бұрын
I love that Jimmy actually bought the trashcan.
@arianahoule7223 22 күн бұрын
Thank you, Jimmy, for being one of Trump's worst nightmares. Your constant haranguing and humor is helping to hasten Trumpkins demise in politics.
@pamelatanner788 22 күн бұрын
Yes! While giving us the benefit of the laughter!
@MVinny24 22 күн бұрын
81 states LMFAO AND HER LIPS 😂😂
@Boogiebear-1965 22 күн бұрын
She's Janice from The Muppets! 😂
@jackharrison7613 22 күн бұрын
@@Boogiebear-1965 Janice could sing, though.
@kirara2516 22 күн бұрын
either a really bad Botox job or too many over time will do that to ya. it also seems to have put too mush pressure on her brain.... if there's even one there.
@blerdofpeace5329 22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@FilmArtPhoto 22 күн бұрын
@@jackharrison7613 YASSS!! 🤣🤣
@gbrown1338 22 күн бұрын
Trump must literally cry, every time Jimmy's show comes on.
@buttercup6828 22 күн бұрын
I don't think he cries,I think he just gets more hateful and much more orange,
@ferise1 21 күн бұрын
Don’t flatter yourself
@julieeustache994 20 күн бұрын
Doesn't his social media fluffer get paid to not show him negative press? 😂
@Angelofmcy 20 күн бұрын
@@ferise1trump said he made "grown men cry"..but who's crying now? Criminal defendant Donny boy trump😢
@53leeann 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy is an American treasure!
@lauriel8735 22 күн бұрын
DOJ really needs to stop Laura from interfering in our elections.
@user-pw7bs8zg3w 22 күн бұрын
DOJ needs to do a lot but are doing nothing especially with these in congress interfering in investigations, obstructing justice & illegally taking money from the gov while working against it for Trump.
@justsayin5609 22 күн бұрын
In all 81 states!!!
@abdikadiradan1766 22 күн бұрын
@@justsayin5609 I almost thought like Canada joined the Union 😂
@user-fb5hv2mi9y 21 күн бұрын
What did she do? Chop up the map?
@catpaladin1 20 күн бұрын
I wondered if she accidentally relayed trumps plan to take over the united states of mexico
@TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox 22 күн бұрын
*_Yeah, no, they are not. I WORK polling places...did it for a damn decade in Arizona, and now going to do so in New Jersey. She has no clue how the actual polling places work and the Leader of each polling place...the Inspector...does not have the authority to change rules on the day of voting. THAT is a crime in itself. NO ONE will be doing so at MY polling place, and NO ONE OTHER THAN THE ASSIGNED SIX PEOPLE TO WORK THE POLLING PLACE, THROUGH THE COUNTY CLERK'S OFFICE, WILL BE ALLOWED WITHIN 75 FEET {OR 150 FEET FROM THE DOOR} OF THE LAST PERSON IN LINE. Any RNC freaks come tell me otherwise and I'm calling the Elections Emergency number AND the police...because that is the commission of a crime. I'm not playing at my polling place. Never did. Not on MY watch._*
@Joytous 22 күн бұрын
Well done you are a decent person. All the best.
@gary-rr7jp 22 күн бұрын
Thank you for your service! Any intimidation at a polling place is a crime.✌🙏
@annenelson5656 22 күн бұрын
Working the polls is hard. My mom did in the 1960s when I was a kid. It was a very long day and they had to do everything by hand. Now it’s getting harder and harder. Thank you for volunteering to work the polling places. You’re a fine person and a true patriot. All the best to you!
@divinewon73 22 күн бұрын
🌈😘👍
@fairyprincess911 22 күн бұрын
When I did it, official "watchers" were allowed in as long as they abided by certain rules. They had to have a letter and a badge.
@yochhcoy 22 күн бұрын
"Truth Social is failing BIGLY" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@koilamaoh4238 21 күн бұрын
Truth social, its a money laundering scheme.. I can bet russia gave trump another loan; i bet if t hey traced the money.
@anitadees4223 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel kept his promise which is more than Trump ever did.
@jwilk5606 20 күн бұрын
Jimmy for president 2028!
@roymadden8973 22 күн бұрын
OMG! I almost fell out of my bed!!! Biden got jokes. Good one Mr. President 🤣🤣🤣
@Yahyia-cv3sx 22 күн бұрын
Joe ain't just Biden his time any more.
@barbaracarpenter1260 22 күн бұрын
President Biden comes up with some real zingers. His delivery of them is priceless.
@wgooetrik 22 күн бұрын
@@barbaracarpenter1260nah a fourth grader has better zingers than trump.
@QUICKBOOKS1 22 күн бұрын
@@barbaracarpenter1260 That is all Biden NEEDS, at this point.
@aurorabrusseau9082 17 күн бұрын
I love Dark Brandon! 😈💜
@raybenstead2548 22 күн бұрын
There's nothing us Brits like more than a US president with a sense of humour as opposed to an ex president with a sense of crime.
@SarinaSazi 20 күн бұрын
Joe Biden making fun of Trump made me howl 😂😂😂
@georgelabottum7448 22 күн бұрын
Kanye should also be talking to Lauren Bobart. Hear she’s looking for a job.
@laurie8868 22 күн бұрын
81 States, "Like I tell my grandkids, go sit down before I hurt you." There is something very wrong in the GOP. It is scary.
@ln8116 22 күн бұрын
Twump can get more electoral votes from those 81 states
@marycunningham8466 22 күн бұрын
Hurting your grandchildren. And people vote for this party?
@Therealtruthsocial 22 күн бұрын
Lara thinks there is 81 states and that she has 2 lips. There are less states and more lips.
@johnmac4020 22 күн бұрын
Call CPS and check on those kids!
@Adogslife54 22 күн бұрын
That’s a lot. Especially because Trump doesn’t even know that Hawaii is a state!
@RobertLee-ni9ox 22 күн бұрын
Lock this criminal up already. It is a worldwide joke that the system is so dysfuntioal
@patrickstell1179 22 күн бұрын
Disfunctional .
@derrickwolters8694 22 күн бұрын
@@patrickstell1179 *dysfunctional. If you are going to correct someone, be smarter
@antrimlariot2386 22 күн бұрын
@@derrickwolters8694 Should be a full stop at the end of your sentence.
@joen8529 22 күн бұрын
Yes. Lock Biden up.
@derrickwolters8694 22 күн бұрын
@@antrimlariot2386 That's not quite the same thing as correcting someone's spelling and then spelling the word wrong. Not including the period was stylistic choice anyways, as most comments don't end in a period (full stop). By the way, you should have put "There" at the beginning of your sentence, otherwise it is considered to be an incomplete sentence.
@cartergirl3of3 22 күн бұрын
The Jimmy-Mike bromance is almost, dare I say it, superceding the Jimmy-Matt Damon bromance in hilarity and sheer wholesomeness. Its hilarious because we all know Jimmy probably actually really likes Mike
@conniemazas 22 күн бұрын
Lawsuits in eighty-one states? WOW, your good Laura. And that’s why she is the Republican National Criminals (RNC) Co-chair….a real genius, yes indeed.
@vendora1 22 күн бұрын
lawsuits in 81 states? wtf did we annex russia?
@mickylawless1941 22 күн бұрын
Russia annexed the US!
@AmandaLeeHarrington 22 күн бұрын
Confusion, Denial, Ignorance count as states.
@samuellopez1957 22 күн бұрын
Or Mexico 🇲🇽 😮 Mexico 31. 32 States😅😅😅
@johnarnold893 22 күн бұрын
@@AmandaLeeHarrington 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@helencourtnell5621 22 күн бұрын
Oh my lawd, I'm laughing so much, brilliant 🤣🤣
@fundifferent1 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel and Mike Lindell are my favorite frenemies 😆
@jaygray7102 22 күн бұрын
Unlike trump, Lindell at least seems to have a sense of humor when it comes to Kimmel. He likes him
@cleverusername9369 22 күн бұрын
@@jaygray7102I'm so torn about Mike Lindell. On the one hand, he's a lunatic who's actively trying to subvert our democracy, genuinely seems to believe his own lies, and is ruining himself. On the other hand, he seems like a friendly guy with a decent sense of humor. Until he doesn't. He's an enigma.
@robertking6924 22 күн бұрын
@jaygray7102 perfectly put. They love to hate each other, but at the end of the day. They know it's all good.
@atpg5 22 күн бұрын
Mr Pillow is a sham !!
@ytsux9259 22 күн бұрын
@@jaygray7102 Yeah, but he's just as kray-kray as all the other magas. 😂
@brittanyaiello6221 22 күн бұрын
I actually low key love Mike and Jimmy's back snd forth together lmao
@BruceW.-hs9qq 22 күн бұрын
Lindell needs an intervention, he's gone upstairs.
@jonelfilipek7848 22 күн бұрын
Dark Brandon hits the stand-up circuit. Gotta love that!
@bruceclancy1909 22 күн бұрын
What unintelligible goofspeak is dark Brandon referring to ?
@turtledove92 22 күн бұрын
Lara’s turning into Janice from the muppets😂
@Boogiebear-1965 22 күн бұрын
THANK YOJ! I wanted to post that comment, but I couldn't remember the Muppet's name. I appreciate the info. JANICE. Thanks again!
@pz4971 22 күн бұрын
😄😄 Yeah, but Janice was way cooler😁
@P_FamilyJAR 22 күн бұрын
Janice has way more brain power
@jaygray7102 22 күн бұрын
LIPS anyone....must have had a botox special
@IMSerious209 22 күн бұрын
Spot on! I knew there was something familiar emerging there but had not fully recognised it. Thanks for that!👍😄
@justsayin5609 22 күн бұрын
Gaseous Clay....good one!😂
@drgallup 22 күн бұрын
Best Jimmy ever. He doesn't have to make this stuff up, 81 States!
@sashakasprzyk5683 22 күн бұрын
He's not welcome in Australia. During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable. It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.
@karenmurray1077 22 күн бұрын
“If our design is chosen, it will not only be the largest, but one of the most magnificent, one of the most beautiful hotels anywhere in the world,” Trump told The Australian (newspaper) in February 1987. However, under local legislation, anyone applying for a casino licence in NSW is required to be "of good repute, having regard to character, honesty and integrity"......Australian newsreaders looked and sounded incredulous reporting on the result of the 2016 US presidential election. Australians, in general, were in a state of disbelief that Trump could be elected POTUS given his well-known and less than suitable character and background. How was he even eligible???
@ltho5616 20 күн бұрын
Thanks LeeAnn vanderkew
@peterpiper7441 20 күн бұрын
Trump couldn't find Australia on a map let alone build a casino there.
@rhuephus 22 күн бұрын
81 states .. She's including Russia, China and N.Korea
@-oiiio-3993 22 күн бұрын
I was born under the 49 star U.S. flag. There are presently fifty.
@robertw1962 22 күн бұрын
Dont forget Saudi Arabia and UAE.
@israelcm7246 22 күн бұрын
And Saudi Arabia
@israelcm7246 22 күн бұрын
@robertw1962 especially Saudi Arabia. They got billions from the Saudis so its a must on her list.
@Alex-js5lg 22 күн бұрын
And Alberta...
@DonnaLang42rockglobally 21 күн бұрын
81 States. Don't forget Minnesota and Maxisoda, Florida and Faunada, and Illinois, Wellinois, and Illiquiet.
@randymoffat4226 22 күн бұрын
81 states? Really what are they doing, suing all the Canadian and Mexican States also?
@jimtemple5159 22 күн бұрын
I love how Jimmy gets under Trumps orange skin 😅
@xy6845 22 күн бұрын
Mike Pillow seems to like it, uh oh, drama incoming! 🤣
@theanthill22 22 күн бұрын
The "never fight uphill me boys" at the end made me just about piss myself lolll
@Yahyia-cv3sx 22 күн бұрын
Aye, arrrhh! Me boys! 💪🏽 😅
@EinFelsbrocken 22 күн бұрын
Who can forget the beautiful gettysburg where the union of pirates defeated the northern coalition of stone walls 😪😪🤧 RIP blackbeard!
@pemdechen6300 22 күн бұрын
That popped into my head as I began climbing up the stairs this morning and it made me laugh aloud too.
@lubetphilippe 21 күн бұрын
Also the confed flag cooler saying Jesus was white. lol
@theanthill22 21 күн бұрын
@@lubetphilippe Hahhah 🤌
@Dyltone 21 күн бұрын
Comparing Lara to Janice is insulting to Muppets...
@barackmarley4963 22 күн бұрын
Those new states that jimmy named were hilarious 😂😂
@CharmaineRanford 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel you are living your best life. And you are awesome 😎
@maxstone9148 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy Trolling Trump harder lately. 🤣🤣 Keep the hits comin', Jimmy!!!
@voice_from_pizza 22 күн бұрын
Writers are on fire this season. For real.
@bearhawk15 21 күн бұрын
Jimmy wearing the kerchief was a great ending!!👏😂
@saintsataniko2116 22 күн бұрын
Gaseous Clay: "Fart like a butterfly, sting like a flea."
@ariadneschild8460 22 күн бұрын
😂 brilliant!
@MrsNaughtyCat96 22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Justiceincorporated. 22 күн бұрын
Fart like a butt fly and it stings when I pee.
@user-fb5hv2mi9y 21 күн бұрын
Maybe switch to "Fart like an elephant, sting like a flea!"😂😂
@ednaking956 21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@awildaquinones6222 22 күн бұрын
Any other defendant would have been jailed for contempt already.
@paulc14 22 күн бұрын
Exactly
@carlstanford7607 21 күн бұрын
The relationship between Mike Lindell and jimmy kimmel is both hilarious, and strangely nice.
@DiamondHedgehog 21 күн бұрын
Joe is roasting Trump now. Trump dishes it out, but he can't take it.
@ednaking956 21 күн бұрын
It's always that way with bullies !!!
@Lito1L 22 күн бұрын
Biden roasted trump in a cool azz way bruh 😎
@larryfoster8820 22 күн бұрын
Lawsuits in 81 states😮
@kingjamos2422 22 күн бұрын
She also counts state of minds.
@clarencegreen3071 22 күн бұрын
Yeah, North Dakota, East Dakota, New York, Old York, Minnesota, Maxisota, and so forth.
@Joytous 22 күн бұрын
And she's the brightest of the bunch of Clampits.
@robinsansing2642 22 күн бұрын
And she's the head of the RNC and spending lots of money in those 30+ states.
@caronstout354 22 күн бұрын
Kentucky, Eleventucky, Twelvetucky... y@@clarencegreen3071
@reneelibby4885 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel makes me happier than chocolate, wine and my therapist.
@kara_30 22 күн бұрын
I am peeing my pants, laughing so hard! 😂😂😂😂 82 States!!! Tennessee, Elevennessee, twelvessee , Indiana, Outdiana! I laugh harder everytime I restart this entire video! 😂I love you
@Jan-iq5sm 22 күн бұрын
Kimmel keeps me alive . I’m 76
@QUICKBOOKS1 22 күн бұрын
Yes. It is a good way to start my morning.
@sergiocable 22 күн бұрын
That’s really sad.
@WinstonSmith19847 22 күн бұрын
No disrespect but that sounds like a statement from a hostage 😂
@sergiocable 22 күн бұрын
@@WinstonSmith19847 Old man Tweaking
@meganh4011 22 күн бұрын
Biden was being savage😂
@t60334 22 күн бұрын
Go Biden! I almost spit out my coffee laughing at your jibes at Trump!!!!😢🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤😂😂😂😂
@rachelredden6682 22 күн бұрын
I hope to visit every state before my time comes. I visited 5 so far. 5 down, 76 to go.🤣😭
@dominiqueearly2262 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy's continuing relationship with Lindel is heartwarming.
@dm-heart 22 күн бұрын
Yes❤ keep the gifts flowing and Goodwill to all 🎉
@Alex-js5lg 22 күн бұрын
Right? I like how Lindell didn't doubt for a moment that Jimmy would wear the pocket protector. And somehow I think Jimmy would actually let him stay in the guest room for a night or two if he needed it.
@jaketheauroran 22 күн бұрын
I wish everyone with political differences could have some playful banter. Too often, we have so much hate for people who don't agree with us, but we should all learn to disagree without demonizing each other.
@StevieWicks 22 күн бұрын
@@jaketheauroran No we don't you demon!! Oh, wow, sorry, whoa, dunno what just... you know, you may have a point.
@Sen0rDragon 22 күн бұрын
i felt so happy when lindell showed his happiness showing the garbage can .. i know he tried to destroy america😪but he looked so happy 😄❤
@BearBreath70 22 күн бұрын
Lara’s lips must be pressing on her brain.
@Boogiebear-1965 22 күн бұрын
She's Janice from The Muppets! 😂
@kenyonbissett3512 22 күн бұрын
Wrong head…
@jimmythebold589 22 күн бұрын
i'm glad he called her out on those monstrosities. i'm not opposed to botox or cosmetic surgery, i'd love some myself, but , good god, she's RICH, you think she could afford a good doctor who has some style...
@johnarnold893 22 күн бұрын
@@Boogiebear-1965 Nah, looks more like the Octomom.
@kenyonbissett3512 22 күн бұрын
@@jimmythebold589 have you heard her sing? She’s not high on the talent or class scale…
@phillipjohnson5014 22 күн бұрын
".....it went to his hair!" Nailed it. I'm still laughing.
@barbarafisher1401 22 күн бұрын
Love the banter with Lindell!!
@arthurr7866 22 күн бұрын
The ex-president still attacks people inside the courtroom too with his passing gas. So cruel.
@jeffreydavid999 22 күн бұрын
At least he did s*** his pants like the guy that wears depends and was installed in the WH by dead people.
@feliciabarosa2553 22 күн бұрын
Lol
@spacenerd9499 22 күн бұрын
It's small in there as well. Probably sucky ventilation 🤢
@tundrawomansays694 22 күн бұрын
“Ah HA! THERE’S those weapons of mass destruction!”
@dcbradt7752 21 күн бұрын
Agent Orange is not to be ignored.
@cayandres6057 22 күн бұрын
jimmy kimmel and stephen colbert should write bidens speeches
@-oiiio-3993 22 күн бұрын
With Trevor Noah.
@marysmith7765 22 күн бұрын
@@-oiiio-3993 geeze I miss that guy
@AmandaLeeHarrington 22 күн бұрын
He doesn't seem to need help.
@Drigallski 22 күн бұрын
Biden's speeches have been really good lately
@kallen868 22 күн бұрын
So...not Kimmel and Colberts writers?
@JohnPilon082149051552 22 күн бұрын
Anyone notice how similar Lara Trump looks like Janice from the Muppet band?
@paulettek2732 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy was on fire 🔥 tonight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾
@krisdarkkn1ght 22 күн бұрын
He buys a trash can and Mike didn’t even get the irony 😂
@jackharrison7613 22 күн бұрын
😆😆😆🤣
@Yahyia-cv3sx 22 күн бұрын
He probably doesn't do nuances.
@kurtsnyder4752 22 күн бұрын
Think the thing is aluminumy.
@sunshine3914 22 күн бұрын
Conservatives have never been able to conceive of irony.
@jimmythebold589 22 күн бұрын
@@sunshine3914 Maga is guilty of murdering irony, in cold blood.
@davidscheider1722 22 күн бұрын
Best part of my day in Mr. Kimmel
@pnaomiw 22 күн бұрын
Don’t forget: “Idaho, Youdaho, She-da-ho, Old Jersey, Connecticut, Matchacut, Wyoming, Whereoming,…”
@twicebaked553 22 күн бұрын
Thanks Jimmy! Your show really lifts my spirits! ❤
@erickborling1302 22 күн бұрын
State law in Texas prohibits these "poll watchers."
@Something-there-there 22 күн бұрын
So basically what you are saying is... 80 states
@fairyprincess911 22 күн бұрын
South Carolina allows them😜🤪
@joymcclendon7525 22 күн бұрын
😂@@Something-there-there
@user-pw7bs8zg3w 22 күн бұрын
Trump will go to any lengths to win the election
@theresasantiago1788 22 күн бұрын
It's the Green Bay Sweep. 💚. Like [ Taking A Million Dollars 💸 from A Animal shelter... That tug on the leases of Ur 💕 💞 ♥️ 💜 💙 Aaaaah. Vote 🗳 ☑️ by Mail 🗳 😊
@middleofthewoods7118 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy, you do the best monologues of all on Trump. Oh my God I have to watch your opening monologue on Trump every goddamn day, for me, It’s a must and you are just so goddamn funny.!!!! Love them all love your Trump stories are THE BEST JIMMY … loves ya buddy!!!
@violethbarrera2625 22 күн бұрын
The president has humor . Great.
@triplec8375 22 күн бұрын
Jimmie and the Pillow Guy's relationship has got to be the weirdest detente ever. Love it!
@lotredam 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy is king, love his Trump roasting.
@robertsipes7391 22 күн бұрын
That video of Donald Trump on the potty gives a whole new meaning to "Captain's Log".
@markwilliamson4006 22 күн бұрын
Now I'll never be able to enjoy Star Trek again! I'll just have that horrific image in my head of Trump sitting there and "boldly going . . ."
@rosemarienarcisse4756 22 күн бұрын
We love you Jimmy. Thanks👏🏽👌🏽❤️
@Una2Cold 22 күн бұрын
I love this. This is how you handle comedy pertaining to the other side but still remain a decent human being.
@dianeshover1465 22 күн бұрын
Mr. Mike......he’s KINDA like your crazy Uncle Harold - looney as a 3$ bill & you want to YANK out your own hair anytime he opens his mouth, but somehow you find yourself belly-laughing none the less🤦🏻♀️🥴😬🤣😂😆😂🤣. LOVE LOVE LOVE the monologues Jimmy🥰🥰🥰
@mysterywriter888 22 күн бұрын
Thanks for showing Biden's great sense of humor. I hope he will come on your show. Or even Jill or Kamala. Kamala was on "I've had it" show recently and she was very funny plus very likeable. I think she would be great on your show. So happy to be able to watch your show every night. Love you and, of course, Guillermo!!
@rogermansour6085 22 күн бұрын
Go Biden. Totally hilarious 😂😂
@slate49 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy and Mike need to do an ‘Odd Couple’ skit 🤣 With all the tension across media, it’s refreshing to see these two bounce off of each other. Their politics are definitely different but it’s kinda nice to see that neither takes offense to each other
@flowbe1221 17 күн бұрын
Please do more of your version of truth social tv, that was great stuff.
@user-et7ku1sr3d 21 күн бұрын
I think you deserve an Oscar for this show
@Shea5793 22 күн бұрын
Lawsuit Lara and George Santos need to lay off the lip filler.
@fairyprincess911 22 күн бұрын
🤪
@BacktotheATL 22 күн бұрын
She’s looking like Larry Trump lately
@laurinepiper6612 22 күн бұрын
Yeah it is going to her brain…..81 States!!!lol
@fairyprincess911 22 күн бұрын
@@laurinepiper6612 She seems to be as bright as Eric🤓
@DonKiehn-kp9bh 22 күн бұрын
Don't they get their lipfiller from Trump?
@lisashreve-zw6xb 22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 Go Joe! 😂😂😂 Love that guy! 💙Ridin with Biden 2024💙
@jerushamaxwell281 22 күн бұрын
Totally spectacular laughs, Jimmy!
@0HARE 21 күн бұрын
Thanks, Jimmy. This was brilliant!
@Pro24zach 22 күн бұрын
George Santos REPORTED $0 in campaign donations...
@bunzeebear2973 22 күн бұрын
That is up from his first time. He was in the negative range.
@alexcadle1369 22 күн бұрын
George has finally hit the nadir of his political impression.
@ariadneschild8460 22 күн бұрын
I see what you did there.
@xy6845 22 күн бұрын
Either that or they were falsely allocated... to a person allegedly named George Santos
@OhhhhCheri 22 күн бұрын
More than I figured he'd make
@lugocortez1987 22 күн бұрын
Can they also gag his rear while in court?
@jakemoeller7850 22 күн бұрын
Please, because his rear is gagging everybody!
@Yahyia-cv3sx 22 күн бұрын
Well ... That depends.
@justisiempre4105 22 күн бұрын
@@jakemoeller7850 Stop!¡¡¡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious!
@kai223noa6 22 күн бұрын
He might blow up like a balloon.
@antrimlariot2386 22 күн бұрын
But surely it's the same thing? I thought it was. (He just reeks anyway.)
@joiemills3399 22 күн бұрын
Jimmy went OFF with this monologue 😂 couldn’t stop laughing
@Lorraine-pd3uz 20 күн бұрын
Didn't see that joke by President Biden anywhere else. Good one!!!
@TransformationinProgrss 22 күн бұрын
Love Kimmel’s opening monologue! It’s always so on point.
@johnobrien2643 22 күн бұрын
"Not just Tennessee, but Elevenessee, Twelvessee..." BRAVO. Great line!
@user-lc4qe4gr7k 22 күн бұрын
I loved Indiana, Outdiana . . .
@felisasolares7311 19 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ArkLionHeart 21 күн бұрын
“He missed and got it in his hair” my jaw dropped at the savagery.
@stevemattson4863 22 күн бұрын
By far the best yet!!!
@baritosV2 22 күн бұрын
Omg that bit about windmills and bleach was 😂, m not for making fun of ex presidents but this one deserves 👏
@simonh7339 22 күн бұрын
There's something disturbingly wholesome about this whole Kimdel relationship.
@xy6845 22 күн бұрын
First time ever I read the phrase 'disturbingly wholesome', which is disturbingly wholesome, considering it does involve Kimmel and Pillow 🤣
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