Trump’s Coronavirus Cover-Up; Bolton’s Tell-All Book: A Closer Look

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Late Night with Seth Meyers

Late Night with Seth Meyers

4 жыл бұрын

Seth takes a closer look at the Trump administration deciding to move on from the coronavirus pandemic and pretend it’s over even though it’s still here - and getting worse.
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@BlackWind90
@BlackWind90 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm italian and I can confirm, in case there's actually really need for it, we flattened the curve because of how strict our lockdown measures have been for two entire months and when we opened up we did It slowly and even now there are a lot of activities still closed (like cinemas and theaters) and limitations on many others. In all of this, we ramped up our testing and our tracking of the cases, to isolate possible clusters. And guess what? Cases are still going down. Because tests don't create cases, they FIND cases. If you find so many cases, is because you failed your lockdown and tracking measures spectacularly.
@nightowl8622
@nightowl8622 4 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@TheIndianJohnSmith
@TheIndianJohnSmith 4 жыл бұрын
Here in America, there was a "Safer at Home" order and absolutely no tracking measures. Also they are still under reporting deaths from A.C.L. (elder homes). It's very sad, and lets then mention the Police Brutality.
@mikebronicki6978
@mikebronicki6978 4 жыл бұрын
*Exactly!* All the countries that he showed with flattened curves have *better* testing (per capita) than the US. And yet, Germany, Italy and Spain are reporting less and less cases. I cannot wrap my head around the GOP's stupidity, how can they not see that this is going to prolong the pandemic and hurt our economy?
@SleeplessRonin
@SleeplessRonin 4 жыл бұрын
Here is the USA, we had states that did not even implement a lock down order. We had states that locked down for a whole two weeks or so before getting bored, or greedy and opening up again with almost no restrictions or conditions or precautions. And It's looking real bad in a lot of places. Our average daily new case count is more or less a plateau from May 4th to today.
@rebbeshort
@rebbeshort 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikebronicki6978 It has nothing to do with stupidity; the GOP knows exactly what it is doing. They are Thanos! It's only their supporters that are stupid. Stupid and dying.
@philipbloom
@philipbloom 4 жыл бұрын
It’s weird watching old segments from the studio now. Am I the only one who prefers the at home stuff? It feels so much more personal and natural.
@chloekey8043
@chloekey8043 4 жыл бұрын
The audience laughter sounds out of place now
@WillChil466
@WillChil466 4 жыл бұрын
@Alan Brown .And aTreavor?
@amysants2843
@amysants2843 4 жыл бұрын
i didn't think i would, but i like it much better!
@josoverthehill
@josoverthehill 4 жыл бұрын
I think the "A Closer Look" segments have been hysterical (at home), but I STILL wish he'd add canned laughter. It feels REALLY WEIRD to burst out laughing, and not hearing it anywhere else.
@littlejourneyseverywhere
@littlejourneyseverywhere 4 жыл бұрын
I like Seth's at home stuff better too :-)
@kdgc6217
@kdgc6217 4 жыл бұрын
So, if I don't take a pregnancy test, I will not be pregnant.
@bubbles9040
@bubbles9040 4 жыл бұрын
If I choose to breath water, I will not drown.
@JustSumChillAlien
@JustSumChillAlien 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds good for me, can I get your number? (So I can give it to a really good lawyer, in case it don't pan out like Trump made it sound) 😇
@doinacampean9132
@doinacampean9132 4 жыл бұрын
It's true. Pregnancy tests can cause pregnancies. It says so on the package!! lol
@kyleh7365
@kyleh7365 4 жыл бұрын
What is said is true if we didn't test we wouldnt have any documented cases.. lol it wouldn't change the number of actual cases. But if our testing is better and allows us to discover more cases think about other countries... they either fudging their numbers or their testing blows
@stevengeorges9046
@stevengeorges9046 4 жыл бұрын
If you don’t pay your contractor, the building cost less.
@paulabartholomew8497
@paulabartholomew8497 4 жыл бұрын
That worked for Trump.
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
But usually evens out with costs of fixers
@derweiehelge9087
@derweiehelge9087 4 жыл бұрын
@@f_USAF-Lt.G Just don't pay them either
@dkm07305able
@dkm07305able 4 жыл бұрын
Everyday you keep thinking "no way today will be worse than yesterday" and it keeps getting worse.
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 4 жыл бұрын
Being a New Yorker I don't have that problem. I KNOW if Trump's involved, it's going to be worse.
@Leblribrbrrq
@Leblribrbrrq 4 жыл бұрын
They should stop checking patients for a pulse, that way no one's going to die.
@laurielongbottom4170
@laurielongbottom4170 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@mateowey
@mateowey 4 жыл бұрын
Right! Trump logic
@1earflapping
@1earflapping 4 жыл бұрын
QED
@soho3016
@soho3016 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@hiphopanonymous9703
@hiphopanonymous9703 4 жыл бұрын
2020 has been a crazy year. it really exposed the stupidity, arrogance, ignorance and hatred that goes on in society and governments. I'm going to quote you on that. You summed up the intellect of the most capable, talented and intelligent man alive.
@karensimonpeterson3574
@karensimonpeterson3574 4 жыл бұрын
And yet, there are people who hang on his every lying word. Unbelievable!
@sharmore23
@sharmore23 4 жыл бұрын
They have no idea how stupid they look. History will not be kind.
@jonanice
@jonanice 4 жыл бұрын
Karen Simon Peterson they support him not for what he does for them (being nothing) but what he does to the people they hate
@waynegouin939
@waynegouin939 4 жыл бұрын
Yes The Trump Cult. The true SHEEP.
@twstf8905
@twstf8905 4 жыл бұрын
"Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities” -Voltaire 1765
@TattedIrishxxx
@TattedIrishxxx 4 жыл бұрын
Jonanice exactly!!!!!!
@glennwelsh9784
@glennwelsh9784 4 жыл бұрын
"If we stop testing, we'll have less cases." Yeah, and I'm sure if a guy pointed a loaded gun at you, he'll go away if you just shut your eyes so you can't see him.
@Peaster22
@Peaster22 4 жыл бұрын
HA HA HA HA HA HA
@maythesciencebewithyou
@maythesciencebewithyou 4 жыл бұрын
"It's his God given 2nd ammendment right to point a loaded gun at you" /s
@8rikki8
@8rikki8 4 жыл бұрын
I stopped putting oil in my car, and eventually the oil leak went away.... 😆
@teresamendoza1194
@teresamendoza1194 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@deborahadams9450
@deborahadams9450 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mikebronicki6978
@mikebronicki6978 4 жыл бұрын
Ok, I laughed... Out loud.
@lorafranz2358
@lorafranz2358 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite comment on here.
@simonederobert1612
@simonederobert1612 4 жыл бұрын
You understand, of course, that Trump will never understand what you are talking about, since he has never even looked under a car's hood, much less actually understands what oil might be for except for earning him money on the stock exchange.
@allendean9807
@allendean9807 4 жыл бұрын
In Kentucky, people wear their masks.... Went to the Lexington BMW dealership to get service on my sons Mini Cooper, everyone had masks. Social distancing. Staff cleaned car door handles and steering wheels before entering the vehicles. Staff were cleaning doors, and sales staff wiped handles and steering wheels for customers. Masks are for others, not just for yourself. I wear my mask to protect my immune suppressed wife. And myself. People need to protect their neighbors by being more mature, and responsible.... you know, when america “used to be great”, civic duty was considered patriotism....
@indrasoebagjo
@indrasoebagjo 4 жыл бұрын
Probably because BMW is a European company. Standard operation procedures from HQ.
@glendagraves1637
@glendagraves1637 4 жыл бұрын
From me to you and all other mask wearers, "Thank you."
@bamagrl26
@bamagrl26 4 жыл бұрын
Please tell that to the Dumb council members of Montgomery Alabama who REFUSED TO MAKE WEARING MASK MANDATORY 😷. 45 ISN'T THE ONLY IDIOT THE GREAT STATE OF ALABAMA
@jayannakelley9051
@jayannakelley9051 4 жыл бұрын
As a Covid survivor.. the few times a month I get out I wear my mask for others protection while it averages about 1 in 12 who wear one..
@J.M.-nb4gw
@J.M.-nb4gw 4 жыл бұрын
It's a BMW dealership in Lexington, would you expect anything less? I guarantee you that's NOT the case in the rest of Kentucky where the percentage of morons is only slightly higher than Indiana
@deborahgarrett2997
@deborahgarrett2997 4 жыл бұрын
“Were you near any large crowds?” “No, but I...I maybe huffed a plume “ 🤣🤣🤣
@JahRandom
@JahRandom 4 жыл бұрын
Seth took the words right out of my mouth: there is no Covid second wave because the first wave still isn't over...
@ElroyMcDuff
@ElroyMcDuff 4 жыл бұрын
​@@markb3610 05:22 He quotes Fauci, mentions his name, and shows a photo of him. What else do you need?
@stephenisom6089
@stephenisom6089 4 жыл бұрын
so if thats the case and the left wing protesters are happy sreading covid why are you and silly seth complaining it idiots like you who are spreading this death so do us all a favor and remember where it came from,, oh you can,t china is left wing and so is russia as is sirria ,,your friends in the world ,,idiots,comrade seth the marxist ..
@jeffward2030
@jeffward2030 4 жыл бұрын
@@stephenisom6089 you might be one of the dumbest people on youtube...and that's saying something. China is leftist? Youre so stupid it hurts MY brain. "Everything you said... Was wrong " - Luke Skywalker
@jeffward2030
@jeffward2030 4 жыл бұрын
@@stephenisom6089 You're the reason there should be an iq test before you're allowed to vote...
@stephenisom6089
@stephenisom6089 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeffward2030 china russia far left sorry the communist party became the left wing liberals ,,
@thisistheaccountname
@thisistheaccountname 4 жыл бұрын
Don't compare Trump to any dog. That's an insult to the dog.
@ICantThinkOfANameB
@ICantThinkOfANameB 4 жыл бұрын
The WORST DOG can get into heaven. Drumpf is lucky to make it to Satan's subbasement.
@blackdogslivesmatter1568
@blackdogslivesmatter1568 4 жыл бұрын
@@ICantThinkOfANameB Oh please...Drumpf will feel right at home in Satan's basement...aka New Jersey. And no dog should ever be compared to trumptard....he doesnt even have a dog...if he did it would just run away.
@larrymosher5045
@larrymosher5045 4 жыл бұрын
I love my dog, I don't love Trump.
@qassandraable
@qassandraable 4 жыл бұрын
Which is why no dog will have him.
@blackdogslivesmatter1568
@blackdogslivesmatter1568 4 жыл бұрын
My blind dog can see better than trumptard
@elizabethparakeet8971
@elizabethparakeet8971 4 жыл бұрын
He stopped getting syphilis tests and look he's not brain damaged at all.
@dannywimpey2487
@dannywimpey2487 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pjd4268
@pjd4268 4 жыл бұрын
hehehehhe...nice.
@mlpfanboy1701
@mlpfanboy1701 4 жыл бұрын
You mean he isnt dain bramaged
@deeannwatson4453
@deeannwatson4453 4 жыл бұрын
Pence or Trump? 😋
@mmnote
@mmnote 4 жыл бұрын
I have been saying syphilis since forever. 86 45
@saradavis6505
@saradavis6505 4 жыл бұрын
How can there be ANY down side to testing? Just for him to say “That is that one downside to testing” shows it is about his ego not about saving American lives.😡🤬😨
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
🎶🎵And he don't give a dang, dang, dang about nobody-e-e-e-e🎵🎶 (Song:All About Him)
@ScreamingEagleFTW
@ScreamingEagleFTW 4 жыл бұрын
the downside to testing is that compared to when we were not testing very much, it makes it look like the virus is spreading more. The fact is we just didnt know about it. Nothings changed except the stats. It gives a false perception that the virus is increasing but it is not. If you cant get that you either dont want to or you are too dumb to get it. Pretty simple concept actually. Its actually good news, more people actually ahve it than we thought and the deaths to infection ratio is going way down. Its at like .125 percent now. Before all this testing and combined with the death certificate fraud it made it look like this virus was actually dangerous and they put it at 7% death rate. Now everyone is starting to see what we already knew. The whole thing was a fraud perpetrated by the left.
@kielagullett2926
@kielagullett2926 4 жыл бұрын
Antibody testing and testing should go hand in hand. What’s the point in testing someone for their job/to get surgeries done etc repeatedly when an antibody test could tell you it’s not necessary to be tested again and again. But yet any regular person still can’t just go get tested without passing a questionnaire unless you find a pop up tent. Crazy
@malikarao3520
@malikarao3520 4 жыл бұрын
Omg he actually said that. He actually said we don’t test we won’t have cases. I don’t know what’s going on anymore.
@Ricardo-sx5xk
@Ricardo-sx5xk 4 жыл бұрын
remember when he didnt want the boats to dock because that would inncrease corona totals. he wanted them to stay in international waters. Americans not in america are not american citizens
@Commanderstevo
@Commanderstevo 4 жыл бұрын
A inept populist imbecile has hijacked the Republican party. Is my working theory so far.
@porkbelly0713
@porkbelly0713 4 жыл бұрын
He did in fact say it ................ and if we stopped all pregnancy tests then there would be a lot fewer babies born
@m4snake869
@m4snake869 4 жыл бұрын
Yes he did... Congratulations you are smarter then the president.
@kuroe-chan5190
@kuroe-chan5190 4 жыл бұрын
And his followers are in su Co denial. This man is ridiculous
@rationallion9438
@rationallion9438 4 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for Trump to collude with America, even just once...
@Kelly_Ben
@Kelly_Ben 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@klasnm_5364
@klasnm_5364 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wideawake5630
@wideawake5630 4 жыл бұрын
LOL well said.
@priyamani603
@priyamani603 4 жыл бұрын
😂 😂
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 4 жыл бұрын
@Thrasymachus Monk what's in it for America ?
@elfsong713
@elfsong713 4 жыл бұрын
"You know you can save a lot of money on your buildings if you just don't pay your contractors."
@birdlynn417
@birdlynn417 4 жыл бұрын
"Bolton courageously hid behind his mustache." Good job, Seth, and thank you, again, brother.
@placefantasy1821
@placefantasy1821 4 жыл бұрын
The pacing and editing has gotten so much better. There’s no awkward pause after each statement and it feels more fluid as the video goes on. The improvement is incredible from a month ago.
@sclair2854
@sclair2854 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when they tell you "The book is full of lies!" that they tried to stop it from being published because it contained "Classified Information"
@xxMelaniexx
@xxMelaniexx 4 жыл бұрын
We're testing lots in Canada, case are going down not up. They will test anyone here with even one symptom
@PumpkinChi
@PumpkinChi 4 жыл бұрын
Please invade the US, WE NEED HELP
@carolyneaarsen413
@carolyneaarsen413 4 жыл бұрын
Or none. In Alberta if you want a test, you get a test.
@katiearcher4475
@katiearcher4475 4 жыл бұрын
South Korea has drive through testing sites.
@jtownants3215
@jtownants3215 4 жыл бұрын
@@katiearcher4475 so does Illinois.
@chantalfinn6173
@chantalfinn6173 4 жыл бұрын
Stay safe my fellow 🇨🇦
@Loviekinz
@Loviekinz 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: The reason us Canadians want to keep the boarder closed. USA is never going to improve with cases, if the president don't care, the people don't care, nobody social distances and it spreads and spreads and spreads.
@EDDIELANE
@EDDIELANE 4 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian I support a wall (between us and the states, except for NY)
@ambergerhelper7852
@ambergerhelper7852 4 жыл бұрын
I am taking it seriously. My husband works from home. I’m a nurse, taking time off. I disinfect our frozen/ fridge items; all other groceries and deliveries get “quarantined” for at least 3 days. I made homemade face shields months ago. We aren’t all awful. Side note: I wish I could move to Canada. This country has scared the bejeebers out of me for years.
@jessicab9265
@jessicab9265 4 жыл бұрын
@Quentin Shock That last sentence sums it up really well. Thanks, I'm going to remember that metaphor lol
@MichelleWhitt
@MichelleWhitt 4 жыл бұрын
You didn't do well with math did you? Look, its really easy to figure out. Take your total tests so far (2,216,730) and divide into your total population (37,742,154) = this equals a percent of testing at .06%. You take USA tests so far (26,500,497) divide that out by total population (330,806,424) = .08% of population has been tested. So Canada would have to test another 754,843.08 to even compare to our progress we have made here. And to be honest with you, the amount of infected, are not that far off if you divide the numbers out by population or "per capita". Currently your positive covid rate is 3/10 of a percent and the US is 6/10 of a percent PER CAPITA. If Canada tested MORE and actually caught up to our testing capability (per capita), essentially your infected would be very close to ours. BUT HEY, KEEP IT CLOSED.....you just can't blame it on the Covid.
@ToporOne
@ToporOne 4 жыл бұрын
@@MichelleWhitt Nice math massaging there. By your own numbers, the infection rate in the US is 100% higher than in Canada, while the testing rate is only 25% higher. Also, the major difference is that here we are passed the curve and even in Ontario the daily increase in cases has been around 0.6% while the cases in quite a few US states are spiking up in the thousands daily. Let's revisit this in a month, *eh*?
@thetawaves48
@thetawaves48 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when the tobacco industry denied that second hand smoke was dangerous, that smoking was a "right" and entirely up to "individual freedom" and "individual responsibility?"
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
Good for you! Call out all them old folks! But remind them to vote!
@musiclaboratory9694
@musiclaboratory9694 4 жыл бұрын
Will secondhand smoke is dangerous if you spend every single day right on top of smokers while they smoke but considering smoking a cigarette is all but completely outlawed as a non-smoker you really don't have any reason to be up my ass while I'm smoking a cigarette
@azae00Vids
@azae00Vids 4 жыл бұрын
I love trumps logic ... maybe if we stop calling him president he will dissolve
@TimsFoyleHeadgear
@TimsFoyleHeadgear 4 жыл бұрын
Most of the people never called him president and never will........ still there dammit
@heidichamberlain9548
@heidichamberlain9548 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe if we just stop talking about racism and police brutality it won't exist. Wait...we tried that one for over 300 years... Idk how he doesn't get that it doesn't work like that. He has two neurons, and one of them is cancelling out the other.
@rockettony1014
@rockettony1014 4 жыл бұрын
One can only hope
@rockettony1014
@rockettony1014 4 жыл бұрын
@@heidichamberlain9548 the white man has been using police and military brutality since 1492
@heidichamberlain9548
@heidichamberlain9548 4 жыл бұрын
@@rockettony1014 I know it's been a long LONG time, that's why I said over 300 years because I wasn't exactly sure how long, I wanted to say since Columbo and his goons started their crap but I was expecting someone in the comments section to say "thAt wAsnT pOlicE", so that's why I said over 300 years 🙂
@frankisays2much
@frankisays2much 4 жыл бұрын
Bolton - Several days late and an impeachment short.
@siouxrose7766
@siouxrose7766 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Mueller mumbles in his sleep, "I had a chance... I should have taken it!"
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 4 жыл бұрын
He wanted to wait until Trump had done everything possible to start a third World War.
@jesuslorenzana2868
@jesuslorenzana2868 4 жыл бұрын
@@siouxrose7766 😂😂😂
@kathyroberson1913
@kathyroberson1913 4 жыл бұрын
Frankie Says he sold his soul for a buck. I hope no one buys his book.
@MrSoopSA
@MrSoopSA 4 жыл бұрын
The Republicans would have never found Trump guilty even with Bolton’s testimony, they made that readily apparent from the start.
@nikita251
@nikita251 4 жыл бұрын
“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” Mark Twain......Clearly he predicted Trump
@Peaster22
@Peaster22 4 жыл бұрын
OMG...I LOVE that quote!!! YOU GO MARK!!!
@stephenisom6089
@stephenisom6089 4 жыл бұрын
or he predicted people like you a left wing communist twain was no commie you are and do not even reallise the left wing twisted media done a good job on you...
@maryannehorn2593
@maryannehorn2593 4 жыл бұрын
Hold the rally, someone should be taking tallies on how many came healthy and became sick 2 weeks later! Oh wait, they signed the waiver......
@Kate-ec1uy
@Kate-ec1uy 4 жыл бұрын
A waiver but not an NDA (I hope)
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
C'mon, you know Trump rallies ain't about facts... It's an opportunity for Trump to celebrate his self-percieved greatness.
@addie_is_me
@addie_is_me 4 жыл бұрын
I hope they all went home with it, except for reporters that went who he has insulted, but everybody else.
@viddork
@viddork 4 жыл бұрын
@@addie_is_me "... reporters ... who he has insulted..." I'm sorry, was there any need for that qualifier at the end?
@Sitania
@Sitania 4 жыл бұрын
If you don't pay your contractors, buildings are cheap.
@Richard-sy1ej
@Richard-sy1ej 4 жыл бұрын
And then when they attempt to sue you for failing to pay the contractually agreed price, you take them to court until they run out of money. A little bit a upfront cost to underpay or not pay workers for decades. Those are Dementia Donald's business credentials - reneging on contracts and failing to pay people what they earned. And STILL screwing up businesses and declared bankruptcy. Yeah... that sure sounds like someone you want in charge of a country.... * scratches head *
@sebastianlavallee706
@sebastianlavallee706 4 жыл бұрын
@@Richard-sy1ej Butbut he's clearly a great businessman and a billionaire, and he can prove it with his tax retu... oh wait nvm, guess people take his word for it.
@al6939
@al6939 4 жыл бұрын
Yup that’s how he’s always operated!!
@rickszabo4312
@rickszabo4312 4 жыл бұрын
Damm you , stole my comment.
@ElThrasherMan
@ElThrasherMan 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the writers of Season 4 had forgotten all about the coronavirus subplot!
@vincentvalen72
@vincentvalen72 4 жыл бұрын
‘While Trump-y kinda forgot about the coronavirus fleet and Euron’s forces, they certainly haven’t forgotten him’
@thethree60five
@thethree60five 4 жыл бұрын
Amazingly, stupid writes itself...
@melektwelve6451
@melektwelve6451 4 жыл бұрын
Just got diagnosed with a health problem. Damn that test!
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
And damn that health problem for not being as American as Trump, in hiding the problem!! 🤔So, it is like Trump...
@shinyshinythings
@shinyshinythings 4 жыл бұрын
“You have to know what you’re doing!” What the Trump Org is know for, is in fact infamous for, is refusing to pay contractors the full agreed-upon amount, by claiming that their work was shoddy. How else do you get a better product for less, other than by simply refusing to pay what the better product is worth? (That he did this frequently, to the tune of more than 3,000 lawsuits in which Trump Org was the plaintiff, was well known before the 2016 election.)
@KBENNSLAPTOP
@KBENNSLAPTOP 4 жыл бұрын
What I've Always been amazed & baffled by is How The Hell is A 7 Times Bankrupt - Perfect Proof of Incompetence, Inability, Liability and/or Corruption/Bad Practice and Poor Management Skills - Allowed to Stand for the Highest Office In The Country ! ? ? Surely the Total Inability to Run A Profitable Business - A Casino ! FFS ! Practically A Licence To Print Money !! - Like Real Estate or Any Business where You have almost a Strangle-hold !- Then Surely to God THAT Must PRECLUDE YOU From The Office of Government That can Spend Frightening Amounts of Money ! How Is This, Not A Thing !!??!!
@DiscoDashco
@DiscoDashco 4 жыл бұрын
I just love how DOCTOR Ben Carson is sitting there, right next to him not saying a damn word about how wrong he is. They’re ALL complicit.
@mscheckersv
@mscheckersv 4 жыл бұрын
DiscoDashco DOCTOR Ben Carson is the Donald trump of doctors.
@jfvira9844
@jfvira9844 4 жыл бұрын
I believe sometime ago Dr. Carson performed a lobotomy on himself.
@rebbeshort
@rebbeshort 4 жыл бұрын
@@jfvira9844 Gotta respect a guy with steady hands like that.
@thandasibisi7534
@thandasibisi7534 4 жыл бұрын
mscheckersv Brain surgeons are supposed to be smart.Well, maybe not all of them. Lol
@BizzeeB
@BizzeeB 4 жыл бұрын
Ben Carson is a doctor the way Trump University is a university...
@myself047
@myself047 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, like if I dnt measure my weight, I do not gain weight. What a stroke of brilliance, my god America, An Ostrich is smarter than your President.
@jsmeenge
@jsmeenge 4 жыл бұрын
Seth - you and you’re team that writes these quarantine bits are killing it right now. Look forward to your attic show every damn stay-at-home day. Thanks for making me laugh every morning!
@josoverthehill
@josoverthehill 4 жыл бұрын
"If you don't test, you don't have any cases." This is even more stupid than people who actually say no to: "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound." ONLY DT can come out on top of a non-sensical question like that. I used to wonder what it would be like to live in a fact-free world - where you make your own reality. He can keep it. Just let the rest of us go.
@stephenisom6089
@stephenisom6089 4 жыл бұрын
and who will test the protesters err doh..
@nickdicerbo6361
@nickdicerbo6361 4 жыл бұрын
The saddest part is that people believe him without question. Education needs to be improved...
@siouxrose7766
@siouxrose7766 4 жыл бұрын
It's the composite effect of Fox News lies, 24/7; fundamentalist churches preaching the gospel of Divine right of Trump--chosen by god--as king, junk food, and piss poor wages for at least 40% of the population.
@TheArtemis07
@TheArtemis07 4 жыл бұрын
It would help if education had more funding than the military-industrial complex.
@chantalfinn6173
@chantalfinn6173 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheArtemis07 ☝️
@chaoticcat2564
@chaoticcat2564 4 жыл бұрын
indeed
@srkh8966
@srkh8966 4 жыл бұрын
Nick DiCerbo No, you have to make an effort to be educated.
@christianrenner945
@christianrenner945 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when the United States was always looked at as a world leader and on the side of what was considered the right thing to do? It is insane to see how this administration has ruined that reputation in only 3 1/2 years....
@paulinechapman9319
@paulinechapman9319 4 жыл бұрын
Christian Renner I was hoping you...anybody ...had come up with an idea on how to rebuild the U S being the country that was on the right side of what to do...sigh...🇨🇦🇨🇦
@enkiitu
@enkiitu 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry, I guess different strokes for different folks. Where I live the US has never been considered that. Quite the opposite, in fact. Though it is very strange and dangerous for everybody to have this man as a president. No doubt.
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 4 жыл бұрын
That's the plan.
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 4 жыл бұрын
@@enkiitu it's like a really bad car accident. You don't want to, but it's impossible nit to look.
@ShaunaAllen-qn6lt
@ShaunaAllen-qn6lt 4 жыл бұрын
Is there something wrong in the way Americans are educated? Many of the average Trump supporters appear to be incapable of critical reasoning, rational ideas and completely do not understand the principles of liberal democracy. Public health efforts are designed to PROTECT the majority of community. In times of crisis, adjustments need to be made for the maximum amount of people. Wearing masks help protect others, as well as yourself. The complete selfishness by Trumpians and callous indifference to others is breathtaking.
@somethingclever4563
@somethingclever4563 4 жыл бұрын
*Breaking News* Cancer is cured as long as we dont test for it...
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
_Breaking News coming in from The Parody News Group: Earlier today there was a reported break-in at The White House. Trouble soon ensued after D. C. Police arrived. There was confusion as to which criminal to apprehend, because most of the Trump Administration was already there.
@somethingclever4563
@somethingclever4563 4 жыл бұрын
@@f_USAF-Lt.G lmao thanks I needed this
@antonmcesaro
@antonmcesaro 4 жыл бұрын
Trump thinks like a child. If he can't see you, then you can't see him LMAO.
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
He's out there everyday with his head buried in the sand, so judges might consider placing him in a rescue reserve instead of prison...
@Troutflies71
@Troutflies71 4 жыл бұрын
Sheeple? Youre the one getting your news from a comedian. It is also hysterical to me, how you lost tge election in 2016 because you thought you were better than everyone else. You referred to people as "deplorables" and "smelly walmart ppl." And you continue to double down on the same rhetoric. You realize the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting the same result, right? Turn off MSM and educate yourself. Even better though, youre by default going to support a candidate that has repeatedly done the very things you accuse Trump of. But we are the sheeple? K
@peace4myheart
@peace4myheart 4 жыл бұрын
If we all ignore Trump, the maybe he would go back to his bunker
@ICantThinkOfANameB
@ICantThinkOfANameB 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe when he loses in 2020 he'll lock himself in there saying he'll come out when we reelect him President. Solved in 3 ways: 1. Have Hannity coax him out with promises he won, then slap the cuffs on him 2. We build a new bunker and let him have that one 3. We disable the wifi and wait five minutes. He can't live without Twitter Actually, can we make that last one a standard practice? Just have a cloud with all Drumpfs tweets secure in the WH and never actually making it to Twitter?
@AFishBicycle
@AFishBicycle 4 жыл бұрын
Nah just have a car backfire nearby and he’ll scuttle into the bunker and hide on his phone tweeting.
@jai-kk5uu
@jai-kk5uu 4 жыл бұрын
@@ICantThinkOfANameB trump is going to win in 2020
@ICantThinkOfANameB
@ICantThinkOfANameB 4 жыл бұрын
@@jai-kk5uu It's cute people think that
@jai-kk5uu
@jai-kk5uu 4 жыл бұрын
@@ICantThinkOfANameB 6% of those who oppose him (millions protestors ) are going to die
@kublakhan1334
@kublakhan1334 4 жыл бұрын
“ It’s called you have to know what your doing . “. . Ok Donald that’s enough. F Off ! Just F Off !!!
@davidtimmons9900
@davidtimmons9900 4 жыл бұрын
It's the internet, you're allowed to say Frick
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidtimmons9900 - Well frack it then
@FM-jo1jh
@FM-jo1jh 4 жыл бұрын
Ugh first thing that comes to mind everytime I hear him talk!
@enerzise3161
@enerzise3161 4 жыл бұрын
This video is exactly why our family is voting for Trump this year. We did not vote for Trump in 2016 and we are not voting for the Democratic ACP candidate. Yes the video is Comedy but it is a Marxist using Comedy to spread propaganda. I watch Chinese news and he is saying most all the same things the CCP news says. No I am not a BOT< I am a former Democrat who #WALKAWAY
@mrradio4944
@mrradio4944 4 жыл бұрын
enerZise what do you mean this video is the reason why, this video litterally shines light on why he is such a bad president and you’re taking all this in and thinking ‘im gonna vote for him’????????
@nich6089
@nich6089 4 жыл бұрын
I like how “A Clockwork Orange” appears when talking about trump
@davidhollenshead4892
@davidhollenshead4892 4 жыл бұрын
@@MattNelsenIAH exactly...
@jerryeberts
@jerryeberts 4 жыл бұрын
A Clockwork Origin.
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
The only way he's on the clock working is by him being orange...
@marshacrom6206
@marshacrom6206 4 жыл бұрын
We can only hope that they will be hugging and kissing at the rally.
@ricecrash5225
@ricecrash5225 4 жыл бұрын
And licking handrails
@allnargles
@allnargles 4 жыл бұрын
We shouldn’t, they’ll saturate the hospitals and innocents will suffer.
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, you know they inbred that close!
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: "If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases." That's Republican "leadership" for you.
@fe5018
@fe5018 4 жыл бұрын
Well that's terrifying.
@aoeu256
@aoeu256 4 жыл бұрын
Well maybe you have to look at it in context...
@enlnh
@enlnh 4 жыл бұрын
I love ripping on that idiot, but do people really think that's what he means? He's obviously talking about reported cases.
@molsongrrrl
@molsongrrrl 4 жыл бұрын
Listen this makes total sense ... So by that stable genius logic if we stop testing for cancer, we wouldn't have cancer cases anymore. Or if there are no pregnancy tests, there would be no more pregnancies!
@alexisrivera200xable
@alexisrivera200xable 4 жыл бұрын
As good reason as any to just abolish the criminal enterprise that is now the Republican party. They prop up this sad excuse of a human being as their champion and they stood behind all his bullshit thus far. They all share in the guilt for all the evil he has done.
@dajiyahmcae1880
@dajiyahmcae1880 4 жыл бұрын
”If we stop talking about racism, it won't exist anymore” 💁🏾‍♀️
@marylynne9104
@marylynne9104 4 жыл бұрын
We tried that. 😏 didn’t work out so well.
@YallAintRight
@YallAintRight 4 жыл бұрын
Trump probably believes that. 😭
@jai-kk5uu
@jai-kk5uu 4 жыл бұрын
Technically if no black person understand n word , it would lose the effect and meaning. Racism solved
@uss_04
@uss_04 4 жыл бұрын
“Maybe if minorities stop reminding me they’re not white racism will go away”
@Pete_952
@Pete_952 4 жыл бұрын
If cops were abolished trump would declare "America's crime free! We have no speeders, drunk drivers, domestic violence, or drugs or bank robberies!"
@BorisNoiseChannel
@BorisNoiseChannel 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say: have all the indoor rallies you want, mister Trump, and shake as many hands as you can, doing so!
@stephenisom6089
@stephenisom6089 4 жыл бұрын
you do know the left wing is the old communist party re branded back in the 60,s because most do not and see it as a moral crusade as apposed to letting the u s a become more like russia and china where the clintons a h p morgan get more and you get less ,you do understand this ,,,
@michaelo5665
@michaelo5665 4 жыл бұрын
@@stephenisom6089 you understand that your post was barely coherent, yes?
@stephenisom6089
@stephenisom6089 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelo5665 YAWN ZZZZZZZ no argument no evidence no facts just insults the left summed up by you..you need to get your eyes checked as ap,,,
@rockyjordon334
@rockyjordon334 4 жыл бұрын
@@stephenisom6089 yeah Trump is Putin's puppet I understand it fully and clearly
@stephenisom6089
@stephenisom6089 4 жыл бұрын
@@rockyjordon334 media sponge ..
@GershonWolf
@GershonWolf 4 жыл бұрын
The "ramp announcer" cracked me up. ty
@donnale3881
@donnale3881 4 жыл бұрын
Sure, if I didn’t pay my contractors, my projects would cost less too
@rosemariestrumecki6880
@rosemariestrumecki6880 4 жыл бұрын
Donna E ...A- men sister!
@Anna-pf5up
@Anna-pf5up 4 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄😂😂
@ryanx9372
@ryanx9372 4 жыл бұрын
Word!
@dharam4ll
@dharam4ll 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@angelgirldebbiejo
@angelgirldebbiejo 4 жыл бұрын
I knew a contractor and he said the rich are the hardest to get paid from!! I was shocked. When i have money I pay everyone, happy to.
@tubruton
@tubruton 4 жыл бұрын
We have a highly contagious pandemic, an economic crash and riots. I think it's time for every American to look deep within their hearts and ask themselves this question: "Is this really the kind of world we want to leave to Keith Richards?"
@paulinechapman9319
@paulinechapman9319 4 жыл бұрын
tubruton always a place for clever humor....🇨🇦🇨🇦
@donnamitchell4571
@donnamitchell4571 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent!
@raivanframpton5408
@raivanframpton5408 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂 exactly
@JasonHeil-xj1kr
@JasonHeil-xj1kr 4 жыл бұрын
I continue to love the Thornbirds jokes. We play a game every time we see the closer look!
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 4 жыл бұрын
„And I don’t speak Slovenian but those have to be curse words.“ Ah, the picture Seth has been painting here is hilarious! 😂
@yvettedesmarais8107
@yvettedesmarais8107 4 жыл бұрын
His building cost less because he didn’t pay the workers.
@emjayay
@emjayay 4 жыл бұрын
And stiffed the contractors.
@geekishgir
@geekishgir 4 жыл бұрын
and used substandard material so it looks good but falls apart quickly, like most of these cheap housing developments put up quickly
@STSWB5SG1FAN
@STSWB5SG1FAN 4 жыл бұрын
@Konstantinovich1 Go stay in his building, all the proof you'd need right in front of your eyes.
@lindag5488
@lindag5488 4 жыл бұрын
@@STSWB5SG1FAN The @Komrade1 is obviously a bot.
@cB-ol5xs
@cB-ol5xs 4 жыл бұрын
Like his presidency. House of cards
@CubsFan2023
@CubsFan2023 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: "Damn you to hell, ghost blanket!" Pence: "You called for me, sir?" LOLOLOL 😂😂😂😂
@Sir.Craze-
@Sir.Craze- 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: No, the other ghost blanket! Jared: oh, you called for ME, Sir?
@DMO-DMO-DMO
@DMO-DMO-DMO 4 жыл бұрын
GHOST BLANKET BAND NAME I CALLED IT
@rabidhellhound9714
@rabidhellhound9714 4 жыл бұрын
"What's the opposite of bring so shocked you spit out water?" The "Kermit thecFrog drinking tea" meme.
@petitio_principii
@petitio_principii 4 жыл бұрын
"If there was no 911 to report crimes, there would be a lot fewer crimes." - Trump's take on "defund police"
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
Defund Police: ban them from doughnut shops!
@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay 4 жыл бұрын
Bolton writes "According to our interpreter, Trump said that Xi should go ahead with building the camps, which Trump thought was exactly the right thing to do," regarding what Trump thought about China's Muslim concentration camps, which I'm sad to have to point out, are a real thing.
@anthonytobias5459
@anthonytobias5459 4 жыл бұрын
Taylor Craig Newbold He also asked him to help him get re-elected. This is a nightmare he’s a horrible president that keeps making things worst.
@infinitysalinity7981
@infinitysalinity7981 4 жыл бұрын
Libtards love to call anything a "concentration camp". Someone illegally crossed a border and was kept in detention somewhere? CONCENTRATION CAMP. Some black guy arrested for selling illicit substance? CONCENTRATION CAMP. Trump want more lazy blue states paying more money? CONCENTRATION CAMP. God someone clean these leftists off the earth.
@anatuba9050
@anatuba9050 4 жыл бұрын
As a 16 year old, I would just like to say I know who Billy Joel is😂
@pamelak.6117
@pamelak.6117 4 жыл бұрын
Ana Tuba Stay ‘woke’.
@kidayna645
@kidayna645 4 жыл бұрын
Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown world I bet she's never had a backstreet guy I bet her mama never told her why...
@nycstreetpoet
@nycstreetpoet 4 жыл бұрын
Ana Tuba Honestly I thought Seth would reference the song “You May Be Right” instead of “Moving Out.”
@tarrynlea
@tarrynlea 4 жыл бұрын
Billy Joel is the GOAT
@paulpavich4174
@paulpavich4174 4 жыл бұрын
@@tarrynlea goat at dui too
@katesleuth1156
@katesleuth1156 4 жыл бұрын
“World’s dumbest man as president.” LMAO
@geemac7267
@geemac7267 4 жыл бұрын
Well, Biden is ahead in the polls now so it is possible come November.
@katesleuth1156
@katesleuth1156 4 жыл бұрын
As long as everyone votes. That’s the only way to get rid of this jackass.
@muffintop420
@muffintop420 4 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid Dump will rig the election and win
@geemac7267
@geemac7267 4 жыл бұрын
@@muffintop420 How could he do that when Dems control all the high volume vote centers?
@muffintop420
@muffintop420 4 жыл бұрын
@@geemac7267 by hacking into the voting systems that's why he doesn't want ppl voting by mail
@juliaconcepcion693
@juliaconcepcion693 4 жыл бұрын
"A Clockwork Thorange"! Didn't think we'd notice, Seth? :D
@canadianperspective3731
@canadianperspective3731 4 жыл бұрын
If I don’t get a pregnancy test I can’t be pregnant. Republican logic.
@johnblake2859
@johnblake2859 4 жыл бұрын
Trump logic
@kevink.7597
@kevink.7597 4 жыл бұрын
Conservative laws would put any female that lost a pregnancy in prison for whatever the Handmaids bosses decided to use as a rule. Missed an appointment, failed to take the right iron pills, driving in the rain, etc... think I'm kidding? People are already in prison for those and less reasons. Smoking? I get wanting to put some idiot in jail to get them away from the cigs... but prison?
@Zuraneve
@Zuraneve 4 жыл бұрын
If you don't check for a pulse, they aren't dead!
@aaronjames5276
@aaronjames5276 4 жыл бұрын
Lordy: Wouldn't that make life easier for a LOT of people? :)
@censusgary
@censusgary 4 жыл бұрын
If I don’t look at my report card, I’m a valedictorian.
@revk8611
@revk8611 4 жыл бұрын
"Resting mask face!!!" That is hilarious
@TheShmoo123
@TheShmoo123 4 жыл бұрын
The lifts in his shoes are pushing him forward....that’s why he can’t do ramps or stand up straight at the mic 🎤
@Julie-wr8dj
@Julie-wr8dj 4 жыл бұрын
TheShmoo123 As well as the 5 gallons of Diet Coke sloshing around in the lower part of his gut.
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
His "foot in mouth" disease means he has to wear weighted shoes, so he can't lift his legs that high! So, you can have confidence in having a "Strong President"!
@albertgaspar627
@albertgaspar627 4 жыл бұрын
at least it prevents him from goose-stepping, he's probably itching to do that once.
@jiminatorx
@jiminatorx 4 жыл бұрын
If people stopped talking about trumps crimes, then trump would have less crimes.
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, nah, it's just a Trump-thing
@lynalounordstrom5947
@lynalounordstrom5947 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think so!
@ichbinben.
@ichbinben. 4 жыл бұрын
"Hollywood has done us a disservice by making it seem like all evil people are smart" Well, if you made a movie where the main antagonist is a guy who looks like a burned hot dog with a cheap wig and talks like a racist grandpa with the intellectual capacity of a toddler, people would say it's too over-the-top and unrealistic. Or at least they would have said that four years ago. Also, dumb villains are uncomfortable. If a smart guy subjugates humanity or whatever villainous thing he wants to do, at least that reasures us that it takes a once-in-a-generation genius to do that. People like that are rare enough for us not to worry too much, but dumb people are a dime a dozen and hence much more dangerous. Also, let's just stab our eyes out, because if we can't see bad things, they don't exist.
@mikefox7857
@mikefox7857 4 жыл бұрын
I think you are talking about the movie Idiocracy. :D Back then, the scenario was so strange, that it felt 200 years away. 14 years later and we have a concerning similarity to the movies (satire) view on the future.
@KathyHussey063
@KathyHussey063 4 жыл бұрын
BA HA HAAA Good one !!
@patriley2607
@patriley2607 4 жыл бұрын
Scump is a villian.
@loops8807
@loops8807 4 жыл бұрын
Burned hot dog had me 😂
@annetteyoutube742
@annetteyoutube742 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikefox7857 ...thanks for your reference to "Idiocracy". I just watched the clip where the main character realizes it's the year 2205, and he's talking to the doctor who speaks like a surfer dude in incomplete sentences (I guess he also sounds like Trump, lol).
@dillchives
@dillchives 4 жыл бұрын
Why is Seth drinking that water with only one hand? Two hands, buddy. Like a sippy cup.
@brandonm949
@brandonm949 4 жыл бұрын
Ugh, and he's not even wearing lifts in his shoes.
@vickprakash8247
@vickprakash8247 4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for it too!
@MessOfThings
@MessOfThings 4 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering if Trump cannot bend his neck back.. Is he wearing some kind of brace? Is that why he stands tfat way too?
@joycechisman8295
@joycechisman8295 4 жыл бұрын
@@MessOfThings Googls the effects of advanced DEMENTIA on rhe ageing humane Body.. it is disgusting nobody is willing to get him the medical help he needs
@azarinevil
@azarinevil 4 жыл бұрын
@@MessOfThings It's a sign of serious neurological issues.. my mom did that when her cancer spread to her brain, my senile grandfather does that when he is really tired.
@ameliakusar9136
@ameliakusar9136 4 жыл бұрын
Did ANYONE else see the screen grab for this video and go “hey that’s John Oliver’s coronavirus stock image!” 🤣🤣🤣
@godogg
@godogg 4 жыл бұрын
Came for "A Clockwork Thornge", was not disappointed
@Teejsfolly1929
@Teejsfolly1929 4 жыл бұрын
Trump's mantra, My authority is total but I don't take responsibility at all.
@andreamiller5139
@andreamiller5139 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much in a nutshell
@duanewillis7058
@duanewillis7058 4 жыл бұрын
Stopping a guy from releasing classified information in a book? Or that nobody in these protests are getting sick and dropping like flies? What is this mantra toy speak of. Sheep.
@Berries20
@Berries20 4 жыл бұрын
@@duanewillis7058 You're the sheep lol. Getting sick from this virus takes nearly a week or more to kick in, plus it often doesn't even show up in people with strong immunities. Y'all just unhealthy as hell.
@feterlesky7725
@feterlesky7725 4 жыл бұрын
@@Berries20 I thought my reply was gonna get me some hate, but I guess I won't be alone
@jaybee8862
@jaybee8862 4 жыл бұрын
@@duanewillis7058 also most people in protests can be seen wearing masks
@SuperBC1975
@SuperBC1975 4 жыл бұрын
The Trump vs. Bolton rivalry compared to Alien vs. Predator was quite clever. Seth Meyers: "All you need to do to stop Alien Trump is install a ramp."
@joewilsonjoe
@joewilsonjoe 4 жыл бұрын
"Not you Ghost Blanket; the other Ghost Blanket!" lol
@StephiSensei26
@StephiSensei26 4 жыл бұрын
Look carefully everyone, "A Clockwork Orange" strikes again!
@stephenisom6089
@stephenisom6089 4 жыл бұрын
ha ha only seen that not funny joke a hundred times dear god where are the left wing people with brains sense argument facts proof its just a string of juvenile name calling the u s a is embarrassing and its not trump its stupid left wing media sponges ,,soaking up media left wing dire trite ..look at the stat of your country and we see its not trumo it false laft wing idiots,,
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
Donnie's gotta stop eating "album covers" by the sheet! He straight TRIPPIN
@jonjahrmarkt8314
@jonjahrmarkt8314 4 жыл бұрын
Your writers are knocking it out of the park. And I love the SPECIFICITY. More, odd limited audience jokes. Some of these are so much funnier. Seth's reading is so personable like he's chatting 1 on 1. Great changes!
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 4 жыл бұрын
We are so used to Trump giving us a new thing to freak out about every day: we have no idea how to accept an issue that goes on for months.
@walrusArmageddon
@walrusArmageddon 4 жыл бұрын
It's like when the Simpsons references past episodes
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 4 жыл бұрын
It's called listening.
@AccidentalNinja
@AccidentalNinja 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. What about the refugees at the southern border? Or have their been further developments in the Epstein case? Has more of the useless wall been built? Have the trade wars deescalated?
@chriszerkel5874
@chriszerkel5874 4 жыл бұрын
Every night before I go to sleep, I pray to God my soul to keep, and also to give me the strength to get through tomorrows fresh hell of insanity.
@robertmelvin5203
@robertmelvin5203 4 жыл бұрын
Trump's is like the kid that cried wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf, ........
@benjammin105123
@benjammin105123 4 жыл бұрын
This is the mentality of a businessman who cares more about metrics than reality.
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
Trump doesn't care about real science and numbers... If he did, he wouldn't have shut the government down 3times!
@888PsyMike888
@888PsyMike888 4 жыл бұрын
Object permanence. Most children develop an understanding of it around two years old...
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
But Trump can't figure LAWS?
@stkl23
@stkl23 4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Billy Joel once released an album named "Songs in the Attic"
@Philemaphobia
@Philemaphobia 4 жыл бұрын
Here is the one person that *got* the joke!
@neutronpixie6106
@neutronpixie6106 4 жыл бұрын
Fact? Yes. Fun? No.
@BizzeeB
@BizzeeB 4 жыл бұрын
And one of the songs on it was called "Toilet Plumes"!
@marshazeldin2350
@marshazeldin2350 4 жыл бұрын
Miami 2017 kinda happened already
@stephenriggs8177
@stephenriggs8177 4 жыл бұрын
And it's an awesome album!
@azae00Vids
@azae00Vids 4 жыл бұрын
but hey .. if the CoVid-19 outbreak isn't real, why does his supporters have to sign saying they will not sue if they get it during one of therapy sessions a.k.a his rallies
@deborahadams9450
@deborahadams9450 4 жыл бұрын
Truly
@kepcar
@kepcar 4 жыл бұрын
Tweet that to Putin's Puppet! It's brilliant!
@mybad007
@mybad007 4 жыл бұрын
Because, if they then get Covid19, Drumpf already has their names and ID so he can sue them for enemy action.
@jogould1045
@jogould1045 4 жыл бұрын
ssshh you'll warn them 😎
@marielaausher
@marielaausher 4 жыл бұрын
I believe that for his rally that is coming up his campaign is making people sign a document where they agree they won't sue him or the venue if the get the virus in the rally
@odditeemusic6016
@odditeemusic6016 4 жыл бұрын
I never watched you on SNL..but lordy you are hilarious!..In this crazy world I so look forward to my daily Closer Look..your comedic delivery is stellar! (and your writers are great too)
@lyndahammond8883
@lyndahammond8883 4 жыл бұрын
Your bits on the presidential ramp travel were hysterically funny, Seth! Thanks, we needed that!
@chrishellize
@chrishellize 4 жыл бұрын
My kids and I have been saying for years, the movies taught us to fear the evil genius when it was actually an evil moron we should have been worrying about!
@bozobarr
@bozobarr 4 жыл бұрын
Where's a good Dr. Evil reference in all of this? Mike Myers must be biting his lips trying to scream, "Dr. Evil equals Trump and Mike Pence is Mini Me!"
@ilovefunnyamv2nd
@ilovefunnyamv2nd 4 жыл бұрын
It Depends on which movies, but yeah, this is a perfect example of "its far worse to have an incompetent ally (or leader) than a competent enemy" -Not Snoop Dogg I'm definitely mis-remembering that quote, and no clue who/where/when the original source was, But I can make it say 2-PAC if really wants to focus on who said it, rather than the lesson they were trying to convey.
@enerzise3161
@enerzise3161 4 жыл бұрын
Chrishellize one of your problems is you try to learn from movies. They are mostly fiction and entertainment. Just like this video is fiction and entertainment. Stop getting your life directing knowledge form Comedy Shows. This video is exactly why our family is voting for Trump this year. We did not vote for Trump in 2016 and we are not voting for the Democratic ACP candidate. Yes the video is Comedy but it is a Marxist using Comedy to spread propaganda. I watch Chinese news and he is saying most all the same things the CCP news says.
@arnv4487
@arnv4487 4 жыл бұрын
@@enerzise3161 Oh so you don't like China I take it? Well are you going to love what we just found out about Trump!
@benrose9125
@benrose9125 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@missyrox394
@missyrox394 4 жыл бұрын
This Closer Look is so unbelievably chaotic and I’ve never related to Seth more.
@maryanndickson107
@maryanndickson107 4 жыл бұрын
ebucky Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, and Colbert are the ones who I watch during this Trumpism era.
@Hawkeye9165
@Hawkeye9165 4 жыл бұрын
Seth - I am so impressed you managed to use the words "Trump" and "reality" in the same sentence and you didn't break a smile. Well done sir, that must have been hard.
@Kevin_Street
@Kevin_Street 4 жыл бұрын
This was a great segment! I laughed a bunch of times. Sometimes bitterly ironic laughter, but still laughter... Oh, and the book jokes aren't labored. They're awesome!
@Perseverence
@Perseverence 4 жыл бұрын
Someone commented on a different video on trump+testing like this: After covering the check engine warning with a tape, my car runs fine!
@massimookissed1023
@massimookissed1023 4 жыл бұрын
That's Homer Simpson's solution to the pesky check engine light.
@1066wastrel
@1066wastrel 4 жыл бұрын
that was Pennie`s solution from Big Bang theory!
@Perseverence
@Perseverence 4 жыл бұрын
@@massimookissed1023 That's good to know tnx
@ellenspear50
@ellenspear50 4 жыл бұрын
"The world's dumbest man" -- yeah. Perfect storm.
@seoulseokjin
@seoulseokjin 4 жыл бұрын
Ellen Spear should have been “person”. That’d cover all grounds.
@igorminion9877
@igorminion9877 4 жыл бұрын
@@seoulseokjin Trump is a person? I thought he was a barrel of Agent Orange.
@leostokes38
@leostokes38 4 жыл бұрын
You think Biden is smarter?
@ZobethC
@ZobethC 4 жыл бұрын
Igor Minion Trump is more like a living embodiment of a 350 lb gelatinous Spam Log
@OllamhDrab
@OllamhDrab 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the world's always been this complicated and potentially-infectious. The only difference now is unhinged and essentially unrestrained Republican power under a complete idiot who *dismantled* the very systems that usually have us more or less sitting back and looking at regular pandemics as 'an overseas problem' because even if we've had kinda dumb presidents before like Dubya, doing the opposite of competent didn't used to be a point of pride about *everything* for the Right.
@IsisOya
@IsisOya 4 жыл бұрын
O'Coughagan's I'm DYING 😅🤣🤣🤣
@GrummanIsComin
@GrummanIsComin 4 жыл бұрын
“No ... I might have huffed a plume!” LMFAO 🤣
@NxDoyle
@NxDoyle 4 жыл бұрын
Death toll in America as I write, 119,943. Death toll in Australia, 102. Yes, there is a significant population difference (331 million vs 25.5 million) but factoring that in, Australia's death toll would be 1326.
@loomspace
@loomspace 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, well, Australians as a rule acknowledge cause and effect.
@SunriseLAW
@SunriseLAW 4 жыл бұрын
Where I live, the most recent 'Covid-2019 death' was a 96 y.o. man who was in poor health. USA numbers are beyond bogus and our population is math-ignorant. Our local hospitals are nearly empty and one had to lay off staff. Keep selling your FEAR....be as sick as you want to be.
@Germatti13489
@Germatti13489 4 жыл бұрын
@@SunriseLAW you do realize that not every hospital is being used for covid-19 and that the shutdown affected those that needed surgery which would fill the hospitals. All of our hospitals are shut down except for ER traumas & illnesses. Otherwise were no surgery's not even short stays. Hence the layoffs. I haven't even been able to have a dental cleaning until today. You have to look at it a little more realistically but with maturation, you will figure it out. ❤️ From WVU Surgery & Trauma Services
@alexwarner6111
@alexwarner6111 4 жыл бұрын
The better comparison to make is Australia vs Texas, very similar density of living, almost identical population and just look at the massive difference in both cases and death rates.
@unknownsample4801
@unknownsample4801 4 жыл бұрын
to be fair Australia has animals care more dangerous then Corona virus.
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 4 жыл бұрын
Zero testing means zero cases! -The logic of a very stable genius.
@shmehfleh3115
@shmehfleh3115 4 жыл бұрын
The Clockwork Orange book that appears when we get to Trump is a nice touch.
@StephiSensei26
@StephiSensei26 4 жыл бұрын
This gives a whole new meaning to: "La plume de ma tante"!
@akimbo139
@akimbo139 4 жыл бұрын
(Nice one!) I always knew there was something wrong with my aunt's toilet, at last I have proof!
@faerycrow
@faerycrow 4 жыл бұрын
Nice one... 😂 merci
@StephiSensei26
@StephiSensei26 4 жыл бұрын
@@faerycrow Avec plaisir!
@Evelyn_Okay
@Evelyn_Okay 4 жыл бұрын
In Trump's defense, according to the Americans with Disabilities Act that ramp should've had handrails to help him hobble down the steps. He should sue who's ever in charge of the military - oh wait ....
@Gooniegymnast88
@Gooniegymnast88 4 жыл бұрын
The.Salty.Sarlacc 🤣
@azarinevil
@azarinevil 4 жыл бұрын
👏 😂
@Juschillin2024
@Juschillin2024 4 жыл бұрын
LOVE IT LMFAOOOOOO
@campbell412
@campbell412 4 жыл бұрын
The disabled president
@jessicacowell5424
@jessicacowell5424 4 жыл бұрын
@@campbell412 We have had much better presidents with disabilities.
@slicknick5387
@slicknick5387 4 жыл бұрын
It's crazy because this is, by it's very nature, a comedy show yet Seth makes the best points on Politics in this country than any person I have ever seen on the news channels!!! Keep doing you Seth...we love you Brother! - Nick from AZ
@GoldSrc_
@GoldSrc_ 4 жыл бұрын
Comedians have always been the ones that are better at anything political, from George Carling to Dave Chappelle. There are a few crackpots among comedians, but the good ones are always on point.
@fehrcarlo2381
@fehrcarlo2381 4 жыл бұрын
That is the most STUPID thing Trump has said eve... Well at least this week!!!
@f_USAF-Lt.G
@f_USAF-Lt.G 4 жыл бұрын
The weeks not over! Until we get him replaced, that weak ain't over!!
@fitsumtessema7456
@fitsumtessema7456 4 жыл бұрын
"Trump, in his own unique way, is breathtakingly dumb...." damn Seth, that hilariously caught me by surprise ,
@Peaster22
@Peaster22 4 жыл бұрын
OMG...BLEW ME AWAY ALSO!!! COFFEE SPIT-TAKE!!! HA HA HA HA HA
@tzisorey
@tzisorey 4 жыл бұрын
"Testing is a double edged sword - Makes us look bad, but good to have!!!" So, so, *_SO_* close to actually understanding something. So close.
@naryanr
@naryanr 4 жыл бұрын
The country has been screaming at the president for the equipment to conduct more testing for months, so Trump, after complaining for 5 minutes that the mountains of dead Americans are blocking his view to re-election, decides, right at the end, as an afterthought... to say... *_“but testing is good!"_*
@infinitysalinity7981
@infinitysalinity7981 4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, leftists calling end of the world every second day. Blown up flu, climate change hoax, transgenderism, communism... If only they had half the intelligence of the Leader they're perpetually Deranged by. 😂😂😂
@merlyn2121
@merlyn2121 4 жыл бұрын
@@infinitysalinity7981 oh man you're sooooooooo dumb. Blown up flu. Like it's hyped up.
@tzisorey
@tzisorey 4 жыл бұрын
@@infinitysalinity7981 I think you're a little confused - calling transgenderism and communism "the end of the world" is *your* schtick.
@naryanr
@naryanr 4 жыл бұрын
@@infinitysalinity7981 . 1. You can't pay 97% of the world's scientists to lie about something. That's literally impossible. 3% on the other hand, easy. 2. The death rate of the COVID-19 is more than double the flu, and the flu has a cure. You can just go cure yourself any time. 3. Feel free to explain how transgenderism is the end of the world. No I didn't think so. 4. Feel free to point out who's calling for communism. Yeah you can't, I know. 5. You forgot the gay frogs. And Obama's dijon mustard. And making cows illegal. Cause I just assume you believe literally everything you hear. 6. Only an idiot would listen to our barely intelligible president who speaks at a 5th-grade level, and assume intelligence. You've just found someone as stupid as you, that's all.
@-laydeeintrigue-
@-laydeeintrigue- 4 жыл бұрын
Why does the return of the Thorn Birds give me so much joy. I need more in my days.
@prettylilly83
@prettylilly83 4 жыл бұрын
Laydee Intrigue Same 😂
@swimmingbyrd6283
@swimmingbyrd6283 4 жыл бұрын
The narration of Trump falling down the stairs! I'm dying!
@sandralane6602
@sandralane6602 4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever used a public porta-potty? No plume, just fume.
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