Give him enough time to ramble and he’ll admit to ordering the “code red”

@Scott Campbell LOL!! "You're goddamn right I did!!!"

Sounds about right.

"If you were so smart, you would have seen how I drug my own VERY ATTRACTIVE daughter, the most attractive, people say, to 'date her.' People tell me, 'Sir, this plan is brilliant! The most brilliant plan!' Grown men, big grown men. And they're crying!! They're crying! And they're saying 'That's genius!'"

Flushing toilets

It's absolutely insane, isn't it?

He can not help but be dishonest.

EVERYTHING he says is scary.....😐

At peace with China or Russia? Stop smoking crack

And using aircraft the Chinese don't have......

I'm still convinced that he got that idea from the ending of Sharknado.

I forgot about that one..

Trump watch to much movies

@@angelbloodshinra lol I thought I was the only one Sharknado 2: The Second One 2014

President Bush wanted to put a nuke without a nuclear head on it to stop a hurricane.

It's ALWAYS projection with Republicans. Look at the things they constantly accuse Democrats of doing, but are then found to be doing themselves: election fraud, pedophilia, human trafficking, assaulting women/children, etc.

Sociopaths commonly believe everyone is as calculating and self-serving as they themselves are, just lying about it, and not as good at it as Mister Me So Smart Sociopath.

Where are those guys in white with the straitjacket...? They are running late.

222 Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again... @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions. @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in... Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device... Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly. Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most. Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners... We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help. It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives... When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great... As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide... Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible... This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society. That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight... Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us. We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin. Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs... This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable... Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW......

Conservatives tend to be more egocentric. They can't see things from other people's perspectives so from their POV everyone on the other side of the political spectrum is secretly just like them only the "bad" version.

He's still the leading candidate for the 2024* GOP Presidential nomination. Edited from 2924 election. Typo.

@@johncampbell756 you telling me that b*stars will be alive for another NINE HUNDRED YEARS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!???!!!!

@@johncampbell756 Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuqqqqqqqq!

We’re not giving him the time of day. We are making fun of him and laughing at him because he is an orange clown. Enjoy while he’s still alive because we’ll miss him when the clown is gone.

I totally agree, just by putting him on the news or talk shows is giving him "some" importance. Like they used to say, even Bad publicity is good publicity. Every TV station should just ignore him and avoid showing his face anymore.

He knows he’s full of crap. I’m sure he surprises himself all the time by how his followers idolize him and reflexively clap and agree.

It's amazing that the figurehead of the Republican party has so little credibility that nobody bats an eye when he publicly suggests committing war crimes to blackmail other nations.

Yeah, attach Chinese flags to F-22s that they don't have.

@@abh4850 well we could lie and say we sold them some F 22's. jeez, put on your thinkin cap.

@@sp6990 He doesn't understand reality enough to know he's full of crap.

I disagree, lemmings heading for a cliff edge have significantly more common sense as at least the ones at the front know exactly where they are going. Trump on the other hand would probably call the cliff edge fake news, then fallback to that the cliff edge does not matter and it is the biggest best most beautiful edge you ever will see, all while continuing to run over it.

The funny thing is that he will be your next president again. (: American voters seem to be stupid like that. It has been proven that no matter what he sais or does, he will get around half of the votes. *chuggs some bleach against corona*

tRumpski said WHAAAT?

At least his son didn’t start WW3. Look into barisma

Lemmings DO NOT run off cliffs. That was a college film crew in the 70s that put them on a table over and over and filmed them running off the edge. They do not commit mass suicide. It is an insult to those poor misconstrued lemmings to compare Trump to them.

We all know trump wouldn't have bomb Russia..He wouldve blamed Ukraine for this war and wouldn't have help them bcuz they didn't help him cheat with the fake investigation into Biden and his son. trump is vindictive and spiteful so he would'nt have help Ukraine and faux news would've been cheering him and Putin on like they were at the beginning of this war

Well said.

Beautifully put.

Yep 100%. "we will continue to roll back sanctions on Russia to assist in their defense. Our intelligence agencies say Russia invaded Ukraine, but President Putin assurs me it's actually Ukraine who are the aggressors. I don't know why that wouldn't just be self defense."

If trump was in office, he'd just ask Xi really nicely to "borrow" some of the chinese planes for a week or so. You know, real art of the deal type stuff...

Dee rooosions not too bright comrade

Yet his followers won’t/can’t find a single flaw in his logic….

he couldn't command a diaper change opp

👍 right

We had to figure out for ourselves that rock bottom has a basement. 😉😱

I still have a lot of the lead brick in my stomach from the night he " won "

Trump is a lot better than Biden. I hope Trump hurrys back

It was the best thing for America

Obviously Clark Kent and Superman ARE two different people. If Clark Kent took off his glasses to become Superman, he wouldn't be able to see to fight crime!

This is why the Political-Media complex will be the death of us, these people in the media come up with the most idiotic ideas and the politicians repeat what they heard on Fox News

Spoilers dude

Remember, this is coming from the guy who said F-22s were completely invisible.

I mean, if nothing else, they're going to notice that the jet wasn't flying from/back to the right direction.

He's a failed businessman. He doesn't think of this as an invasion. He thinks its free real estate.

Yeah, I don't think the Ukraine invasion is going to work out well for Putin.

@@ofthedarknessthemoonlight5412 Generally war doesn't work out well for anyone.

Hes got an unlimited number of volumes of the Encyclopedia Britannica of things we should never forget that he did or said.

Russia attacked the Ukraine in 2018 and Trump did nothing. Trump fired US Ambassador Marie Yovanovitc who defended Ukraine. He withdrew the USA from the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty. To finish it all off he withdrew from the Open Skies Treaty on November 22 2020. He did everything but gift wrap Ukraine for Russia.

😂🤣

They might consider tightening up the classified documents rules to prevent "shredding , flushing, and chewing! 🤗

oh, they won't do that. they're on his team.

@@gailhasler8435 I’m pretty sure the rules are already on the books. A certain dumbass just broke them all the time.

Oh damn, stop immediately, lmao; do you really think we will see him in this office once again?!!!!

It would be great if they passed a law that would prohibit morons from running for office by administering an IQ test. Of course, a candidate who possessed a working knowledge of history and civics would be great.

Trump aren't you not surprised by him

Seth. Please don’t put that picture of Chump up there. I’m trying to eat here. 🤮🤮

I was that kid that got expelled from high school for smoking weed on my KZfaq channel.. now i smoke weed on my KZfaq channel for a living 🤩how times change man

The US should..... put him in a prison cell

hahahaha... every time he try, there should be a guy, with a huge megaphone yelling NOOOOOO, making his comb over fly straight up...

And dumb!

Sadly true. And those poor people in Ukraine are dying!!!

"Think of how dumb the average person is, then realize half of them are even dumber." - George Carlin

@@Andr50n I think McConnell will definitely regret it when he doesn't get to be majority leader again. (knock on wood).

74 million people voted for Trump because they've woken up to the fact that the system has f%&$ed them for 40 years. They're pissed and looking for a way out. They went with the dumbest option.

Lindsey (and particularly Lindsey and Meemaw) will reliably cause those of us who haven’t learned to keep any beverage far away to not make that mistake again. I hope Seth will do more Lindsey jokes now, as this was the first since a studio audience was back. The tangents he gets on with MeeMaw are priceless.

Exactly right! The tariffs we end up paying for.

Can you believe not a single economist got on TV and explained how wrong Trump was about Tarriffs? Economist as a group are scared to death of Trump i guess. Now there is a whole generation of kids that will grow up thinking that we can tariff a country and they have to give us money. All the economist on the news that tip toed around that lie while talking as if Trump was legitimate when it came to economics should have zero credibility for the rest of their careers.American economist were the weakest of all the individual groups of professionals and academics that went along with Trumps bs and sacrafices the truth. Even Larry Kudrow had to admit Trump was wrong about tarriffs. In the entire kingdom of economist it was Larry Kudlow who was the only lion of truth among them!

@@sndspderbytes I would cringe every time Trump would brag about his tariffs on China. Like he was really being a tough guy. When in fact it was costing US companies, and the consumers.

@@sndspderbytes - Paul Krugman spent a lot of ink explaining what was wrong with Trump's tariffs. He said so a time or two in TV interviews as well.

trump has no clue what a tax is, he's never ever paid one in his life.

That Fox lady was Nikki Haley, the US Ambassador to the UN for 2 years under Trump. The man was surrounded by sycophants.

She was also the governor of South Carolina.

trying IS doing, it's just not succeeding. But then he's used to that....

That twit was Nickey Haley, lmao!

The killer is that those were instances of him NOT trying, of him impeding those who were. Nikki was adrift and made the first excuse that came to mind. The former governor, UN ambassador and GOP presidential contender is completely in the tank for TDFP. She's gone. There's nothing left.

@hojo. And the list is massive, including F U cK eR Carlson and Laura Ingram.

They are typical of the ignorant right, they think America is the world!!!

I can see this comment took a turn...

Like turning one’s lights off at night when Chief Wiggum is chasing you? ‘Cause that worked that one time! Will definitely pvr Seth Tonight. I think you forget that Dolt 45 is nearly a military genius. And if it wasn’t for those darn bones spurs, he would be the next MacArthur! …Uh…James MacArthur, not Douglas!

*Lindell after falling for the ruse*: The machines!!!!!

worked on the 6th ijs .....

I know "alpha male" wannabes like trump who actually think using a turn signal is a weakness and it gives other drivers a chance to close in and keep them from changing lanes. Because, yes, even the turn signal is a way for the people who are out to get him, to get him.

I'm a trumpanzee and you are fake news. We always look at the flag first.

Trump response: So yeah, it'll work great. Right?

Dumpster is an analog man living in a digital world, it's so painfully obvious how inept he is, in every conceivable way, and yet, the goobers _still_ think he's a freaking genius, these people make my head hurt...

@@abortretryfail9350 I would have likened him as a caveman, but that's just quibbling.

Not to mention that Russia would suspect foul play to being with, they probably have spies in the US that would tell them the truth, they have satelities that would show them the planes came from a US airfield or aircraft carrier. Oh and Russian analysts can probably tell the diffrence between Chinese and US planes in a hundred ways.

Regardless, it would start WW3. Try to keep up.

Handing your enemies your weapons and expensive secret technology is "slightly better" ? Wow ,wow .

Got this info from Aquaman.

Maybe just some cute Chinese cartoon stickers!!

That and nuking hurricanes...

😆😆😆😆😆

OMG I JUST NOW GOT THIS......because most shoes say CHINA ON THE BOTTOM roflmo

Lol, that’s amazing

This has to be the final nail in his coffin?

@@stephaniebobek817 From your mouth to God's ears!

I never think that T* cannot get worse, let alone say such a thing. Just sit back and wait, and like Old Faithful he will deliver a new low on schedule.

After all this time how can you not KNOW that the orange baboon can always go lower, and more stupid! This is the "global leader" who called Nepal, Nipple and Thailand, Thighland 🤦

Sometimes I feel like he takes "it can't get any worse" as a challenge.

For REAL. This is INSANE how can these people stay in such denial??? Jesus

You can't forget or look away, everywhere you look the 🤡 is feeding the fire of comedy, problem is 🤡 Isn't funny

As awful as the whole situation is in Ukraine, I'll have to admit that I really enjoyed getting my mind off of idiocy back at home. I'm also the kind of masochist who keeps up with Q antics, and taking a break from that made me realize how much I needed one.

I mean, how could you possibly forget? They were SO LOW. I for one will never forget just how bad he was, because there's been nothing else quite like it before, and possibly (Hopefully) there won't ever be again.

It has been nice not having to pay attention to the hot garbage that spews out of trump's mouth.

I agree but my favorite is his impression of Mike Lindell.

He also does a good job with his Tucker Carlson impression. His Russian ones are funny, too.

I don't even like trump's disimpression of trump. Sorry, made up a new word there but I think it fits.

His Lindsey Graham never fails to tickle me to no end. Has to be my favorite impersonation of all time. And the absolute only way I can tolerate hearing 45’s voice.

@@j.j.kucala9835 Also "Mikey the Shoe"

"space lasers! cancel culture! what are you gonna do, old man?!"

If they were only that harmless

Trump is the disgruntled old man yelling at the kids across the street to get off his lawn.

Honestly I wouldn't leave Trump alone with children. At all. Ever.

@@XxSaffirexX Honestly, leaving any child in the care of any republican looks more and more like child abuse with each passing day. They're unfit to hold office, unfit to oversee educational standards, and unfit to care for a goldfish let alone a human child.

Remember when Trump walked in the classroom and the kids literally screamed?

No we do not want trump around kids for any reason

I keep saying the same exact thing Rambler. I keep hearing that theme song whenever trump starts talking.

@Preston Stevens you are absolutely correct. I've been following this closely as well. My problem is that people knew exactly what was happening and why it was happening. Everyone kept their mouths shut and just let DJT tear the country apart. It's been over a year since his failure of a presidency and there's still no criminal charges for the Mueller investigation. I think it's safe to say that our country is doomed if he's not charged with a crime that would prevent him from being president again.

@@j.j.kucala9835 It really shows how inherently flawed our system is. I sincerely hope our legislative branch passes scores of new laws to make it easier to remove a sitting president that puts the country in danger like DJT did.

@@Havardr_Ash_Kenaz If you and I have any say about it that will happen.

@Preston Stevens You also forgot to mention the behind closed doors chat T* had with Darth Obvious wherein was discussed nobody knows what.

Someone told him to "fight the machine" so he did.

@@rabbit251 Maybe he just watched Terminator and thinks all machines are connected by skynet. 🤣

Here here. Class action counter suit. This coffee pot's served my partner and I well for five years.

I would have to add: my 2000 Camry, my 1980s microwave, my floor fan heater of 6 years, my Samsung J3, my 2002 RV refrigerator. But NOT my 6 gallon water heater that failed w in 4 years of installment. But I've lived w out hot water since 2008 and I'm fine. Of course now that I've put this all in writing I may have just jinxed myself. 🤞😄 Let me know where I sign my John Hancock!

Lindell can sue my car, it’s acting up again and I have to take it back to the mechanics for the third time in a row. Or maybe Lindell should be suing these mechanics instead … 🤔

He's sarcastic 24/7.

Roboto San... You stated that that you laugh, every time Trump says something stupid. Me too..a lot of laughter lately. But just remember, he only says something completely stupid when he speaks.

You have to have a certain amount of natural wit to be sarcastic.

not to mention that the Ordnance used will be different. "OH LOOK! THIS BOMB WAS MADE IN THE USA!!"

@@taralohman6492 he’s not being sarcastic tho

She must love soul cycle because that was a master class in spin.

@@Happytravellerkimmy Was it a master class? We all see right through it.

What happened to her ? She was normal. She was smart. And now....fuhgettaboutit.

She is terrible!

@@bigcity2085 She seemed normal. The same thing that happened to the rest of the GOP happened to her.

Top 3!

This made me sick to my stomach how awful the GOP is

My thoughts exactly!

I agree This may be episode of the year or easy top 5. I laughed all the way thru. 👏👏😆😆😆

Meep meep

This stuff writes itself man🤦‍♂️

@@hectortellez4251 With so many political incompetence in the last five years (and ignoring for a minute all the horror and death), these times are a gold mine for comedians.

I'm not even sure Putin was aiming for Ukraine for those four years. Why would he, when he had the USA on the hook?

kinda weird the only time Russia invades the Ukraine is when the democrats are in the white house just saying NO country %ucked with the united States when MR .TRUMP was in charge.....

@@joewhite9183 he never was in charge. Putin was POTUS.

@@joewhite9183 Actually, not weird. I explained it and you avoid discussing just how much in Putin's pocket Mango Mussolini lives.

Well Barron Trump watched Top Gun and then explained it to his dad in broken Slovakian English. Just after he explained the movie Sicario to him. Oh, it’s Slovenian. Oops.

@@lisal6121 Slovenian*

Trump no brain good, all daze long.

He'll need a lot of Sharpies!

MANY stupid people think they are the smartest person in the room. I had a business partner once like that.

@PAUL RICCA TF

😄😊😄

Funny as all get out. Been awhile since I had bust out laughing out loud. Maybe Donny and Mikey can play together in the Asylum. Donny and Mikey throw made in China toy planes at the vending machines .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for the NEEDED Monday night laughs, Seth!!!

Do you think radical rich white activist lying us into invading Iraq and murdering 100,000s of human beings was insane? We still haven't held that monster of a human being accountable, and a lot of the same people that lied on purpose about that are still being hosted for interviews on right wing capitalist propaganda channels

@@owenmersk4626 #triggered

It’s an Ariel bombing not a fart at a dinner party

What's a Klaus action?

@@RideAcrossTheRiver It's what you get when you employ out of work department store Santas instead of lawyers.

@@jaybuck5818 It is a transvestite of justice!

Mike Pillow dosen't understand how a vending machine works.

The moon bit baffled me because, according to Bill O'Reilly, nobody knows why the tides go in and out. Lol.

and Gohmert was DEAD serious too.

and raking the forests is an oldie but goodie.

Honestly, this is what happens when capitalism screws up the education system so much that the Texas State School Board of all groups is given veto power over what is and isn't covered in new text book print runs. You get a politician class that couldn't even pass an elementary school science test dictating what is and isn't appropriate for lesson plans at every level of education.

@@CitanulsPumpkin dont forget that because the Texas board is so big, their textbook selection usually becomes the national standard.

The late night guys writers have it easy. They, and I don't mean to insult them, but all they have to do is write down what Trump says. Pure delusional comedy. Trump writes the late night shows comedy, just by opening his mouth.

@@mikesobeski9644 exactly!!

@@mikesobeski9644 Yup!

@@mikesobeski9644 Lindell too. best example was tonight, as soon as the clip of him announcing his law suit played, who wasnt laughing?

@@markmac2206 Mark, watching Lindell rant and rave incoherently was priceless. I think I saw some "baby powder" in his 1970's porn mustache.

*A guy who kept complimenting dictators, while weakening NATO and spitting in the face of USA's allies. But all of sudden it's Biden's fault. I wish I could live in that cozy little bubble the GOP and Fox "News" have.

@@artbargra honestly its funny trump wants to kiss russian ass while fox news is itching for an excuse to start that war economy.

@@artbargra to be correct. His claims EU nations should invest more in their military would have strengthened nato, not weakened it. It took the current invasion of Ukraine to get European countries to finally militarise again. He never claimed "If Europe becomes stronger militarily, the US can afford to decrease military spending". His point was that EU nato countries should be able to stand on their own militarily and not always resort to asking big bro USA to bail them out.

@@MustardSkaven His point is that we don't need NATO and according to his advisors wanted to pull the US out. Always gave Putin the benefit of the doubt and you can't find one WORD of criticism of Putin in any speech. Believed Putin over the C"IA.

@@charlesstuart7290 He never even joked at not needing nato. So now you resort to making stuff up?

@@yahtotv5492 I doubt you know what propaganda is, and that’s dangerous. This is a comedy show, not a pretend news network like Fox and RT.

@@yahtotv5492 Are you a daft person?

Imagine that poor researcher tasked with watching endless hours of the CPAC rhetorics and unfounded claims to then be told there's another 24hour Mike Lindell diatribe fest they have to endure. Ironic for a guy that makes pillows he sure doesn't seem to want to sleep.

@@criollitoification I bet that poor soul spends the rest of the day hugging himself in the shower.

@@artbargra more like trying to wash all that crap off! Lol... "I'm scrubbing all my skin off but it's still not coming off"

He might as well suggest painting 'Acme' on the aircraft, it's as brilliant as any Wylie Coyote scheme.

And suggested to ingest bleach and UV light to fight Covid. Wanted to buy Greenland like groceries. Looked directly into an eclipse without protective glasses. Suggested to nuke Hurricanes.