Trump Vs Biden Just Got More Insane

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Hi Friends,
This week I wanted to share my thoughts on the fact that Joe Biden and Donald Trump have both agreed to debate. This comes right before Joe Biden has taken what some would call a 180 stance on the border and taking more extreme measures to ebb the flow of people seeking asylum and attempting to immigrate to the United States. It was also agreed to before Trump was found guilty of a 34 felony counts in his New York hush money trial.
It’s a wonder that the two plan to debate with all they have going on and the fact that most Americans have their heels dug for their side regardless of policy or promises. Trump also agreed to the debate in spite of conditions his supporters say are unfair to him like cutting the mic if he goes over his time which is something everyone expects him to do.
Polls show that even with Trump’s recent convictions numbers so far have only swung by 7 percent among the Republican Party in favor of Biden. What they will discuss and if either of them can be believed remains to be seen but it’s for sure going to make for terrible television.
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@JoshJohnsonComedy Ай бұрын

Hi Friends! Subscribe. Let’s get to 450k by June 30th. Reply to this for the algo

@JootjeJ Ай бұрын

Subscribed today. You're very talented

@creativeconner80 Ай бұрын

I believe you will be at 450K sooner than that.

@WM-gr4qi Ай бұрын

Stop trying to slide into my parasocials, Josh.

@sandraavalos5724 Ай бұрын

Already subscribed

@NubianGoddess8 Ай бұрын

Josh your on a roll. I predict you will get to 500k by June 31st.🎉

@DHxJarsyl Ай бұрын

Of course they agreed to debate. You ever spoken with an 80 year old? They love to argue about pointless shit that they aren't going to actually do anything about.

@peterhoffmann502 Ай бұрын

Cause it was the style at the time

@IjwPetersen Ай бұрын

@@peterhoffmann502had to get a new heel fer m' shoe!

@scatered1 Ай бұрын

Biden can't form a sentence, Trump made America energy independent and ended many military conflicts on top of how good the economy was. That's facts.

@Cabrera1027 Ай бұрын

There ain't no one that can get Donald to even debate these days. He be ducking all the debates, hence the Donald Duck.

@Grady_boat Ай бұрын

Pointless? How’s it pointless?

@sl0ptart Ай бұрын

We're literally a generation or two from candidates dropping diss tracks

@aquarian1314 Ай бұрын

😱 But right.✓

@You_Do_Have_The_Power_33 Ай бұрын

Try a month or two. Do you honestly think there’s any way DJ T wouldn’t? The initials of his full name are already a rap name.

@RobGradyVO Ай бұрын

Give em five years lol

@shanp9340 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Raw_Talker Ай бұрын

Well, Drake and Biden do have a fondness for young girls

@jodycarter7308 Ай бұрын

I don't want a debate - I want them to play Jeopardy against each other.

@realemperorkuzco Ай бұрын

"What is... aljbkrushhofufu... fu fu... huh... look-" "No shut it... you missed the answer... that was a horrible answer... so bad... that was so bad... what is-" "Will you shu-" "WHAT is... what are... oranges... plump oranges... beautiful oranges."

@andeewasson7005 Ай бұрын

Personally I want a triathlon, not a debate. We already know Biden can't get off of a bike....

@idkwhybut... Ай бұрын

@@andeewasson7005And Trump can't get on one

@TheZandrag Ай бұрын

How bout Russian Roulette?

@kiwid3628 Ай бұрын

Make one of the categories be about federal law and at least one of the others be about US history

@Evanthebat15 Ай бұрын

"The only loser in all of this is us."😂🤣 Was not expecting that punchline!

@williamcrowe2576 Ай бұрын

It's true though.

@theepicricemaker6611 Ай бұрын

It really is true. Trump, Biden; don't matter. They both have a list of cons a mile long.

@airplanes_aren.t_real Ай бұрын

It's called a punch line because it punches us right in our stomach lining

@Bighradjoe Ай бұрын

Bruh, your popular comment just ruined a killer punchline from everyone's favorite rising comedian.

@Bighradjoe Ай бұрын

Frickin wack yo

@andi.4pf Ай бұрын

As soon as Josh said “I don’t have proof” that might be the most excited I’ve been for someone to finish a sentence 🤭

@airplanes_aren.t_real Ай бұрын

And him saying they were going to throw away the charges

@idek1433 Ай бұрын

And the fact he's definitely right about what he'd said after is even better 🤣 I know some big ass men that eat fast food every day and even they were like 3 flushes?? Lmfao 🤣 has to be about documents lmfao

@kareninthevalley Ай бұрын

I knew where he was going to go and he did not disappoint

@ellianndesigns Ай бұрын

SAME!!

@iamcoffeemusic Ай бұрын

😂😂

@lemon1657 Ай бұрын

There's an age minimum to be president (35) but we need a maximum age (65).

@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV Ай бұрын

65! Don't give them an excuse to change the retirement age

@HoratioMunchabe Ай бұрын

If 30 is too young, 60 is too old.

@lemon1657 Ай бұрын

@@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV Hadn't thought of that but very true. They cannot be past 65 by the time their term ends so last possible running time should be 60/61 years. The current system seems to encourage old ultra rich criminals to take up the presidency as a retirement hobby when they're no longer affected by their own awful policies. Needs to change.

@SeanHuze1 Ай бұрын

Gotta disagree with you on this. We’ve had some pretty amazing 60+ y/o US Presidents beginning with George Washington (age while in office: 57-65 y/o) followed by his next 6 successors: John Adams (61-65) Thomas Jefferson (57-65) James Madison (58-66) James Monroe (58-66) John Q. Adams (57-61) Andrew Jackson (61-69) Several 20th Century US Presidents served while in their 60s including FDR (51-63) who is consistently ranked among the Top 3 Presidents along with Washington & Lincoln, Harry Truman (60-68), and Dwight D. Eisenhower (62-70). 🇺🇸 benefited greatly from the wisdom and experience provided by all of the aforementioned sexagenarians for which I am grateful. 🇺🇸

@ninedaysjane2466 Ай бұрын

You're closer to 35, aren't you? Plenty of brilliant professors and doctors out there in their 60s.

@amyen333 Ай бұрын

Trump saying “orange” instead of “origin” is poetic justice.

@publicuser2534 Ай бұрын

Did you see his sit down with the three FoxNews hosts?

@RobGradyVO Ай бұрын

The dramatic irony 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

@sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000 Ай бұрын

this is why i love trump

@kittytomaszewski236 Ай бұрын

"We are here to have fun." Best precursor to drop a fire joke.

@GregsBassWorld 17 күн бұрын

Be cool.😏

@carolinekopack3872 Ай бұрын

My goal in life is to go see Josh Johnson live because every member of the audience is always having the best time of their lives 😂

@momain5483 Ай бұрын

Do it!! Him and his opener (not sure how long they're touring together for) we're both amazing! Can't wait until he comes back to my town!

@keetasingletary Ай бұрын

Already looking for tickets to his 25 tour

@thatonegirlelaine Ай бұрын

Right? Especially that one lady that I hear in every video😂 Jk, I love Josh; he is amazing!

@ohotnitza Ай бұрын

He does a great show. Hopefully seeing him twice this year!

@DeeveOnYT Ай бұрын

Same

@MortMe0430 Ай бұрын

I personally would rather see trump and desantis do an old-fashioned duel, either with super old-school guns or swords. It would be both hilarious and good for the health of the country.

@reneejett6509 Ай бұрын

That'd be a good idea since dueling is illegal and they'd both go to jail😂

@kevinoverholtzer3126 Ай бұрын

desantis would have a huge advantage its hard to hit a small target and trump glows in the dark.

@TonksTheFool Ай бұрын

@@kevinoverholtzer3126 this took me out

@gwengayhart4505 Ай бұрын

Only if they both managed to off each other in the end

@johnjohnson9431 Ай бұрын

@@kevinoverholtzer3126 “glows in the dark” is nuts

@thokoZ Ай бұрын

trump would never shut up if Biden dropped in a debate lol

@BBstyleYT Ай бұрын

My mans will speak regardless…

@accidentalmadness1708 Ай бұрын

He would be clowning on Biden as they zipped up the body bag.

@SolaceMcfly Ай бұрын

it would be funny tho

@deenad3562 Ай бұрын

He would be so elated, his blubbery blood pressure would explode. ⚰️ ⚰️

@roel.vinckens Ай бұрын

...Biden dropped. I've seen him drop and I said pooh, he dropped bad, he dropped like a baby. And then I smelled and I said, what's that smell I said. Biden wet himself and dropped like a baby. He even cried a little on the way down. I wouldn't have cried...

@sitara68 Ай бұрын

On a serious note, that problem where he couldn't get the word origins out and kept saying oranges is called phonemic paraphasia. It is an early sign of Alzheimers, which Fred Trump also had. And it is not the only time he's done that. It's getting worse.

@ShantiLotus Ай бұрын

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Underated comment. I believe you are quite right.

@Grady_boat Ай бұрын

Yet you ignore the fact Biden can’t find his way off a stage 🤦‍♀️ pathetic hypocrisy!

@genejas Ай бұрын

I've seen people theorising that trump has frontotemporal dementia

@gregberke6772 Ай бұрын

Yeah, too aged guys talking one who is still coherent and competent enough to lead and the other a blathering narcissistic idiot with orange toned skin and a fly away comb over.

@angelahutson6450 Ай бұрын

So if you put both of the main candidates to be the next leader of our country together you still probably wouldn't have one fully functioning brain? That's wonderful 😢😫😭

@pickinviolence Ай бұрын

Wearing the same thing every week is lowkey genius. He can just edit all these together and make a comedy special🤷🏾

@lalalaism1 Ай бұрын

lol he’s this exact emoji at 12:46

@Joesgro15 26 күн бұрын

Not if there's a different back drop everytime which there likely is

@Neresdipity 17 күн бұрын

This aged very well, and that's no joke

@codypickell9299 Ай бұрын

His style is so unique in standup, its almost like hes letting you in on a secret with his body language. He starts slow and ramps it up perfectly. Dudes amazing

@johnathanrhoades7751 Ай бұрын

One of the best younger comics out there!! One of the best in general currently working.

@melissadefalco1 18 күн бұрын

You're EXACTLY RIGHT post-debate😂😉

@tohrurikku Ай бұрын

I am glad someone else finally pointed out that trump was probably trying to flush documents when he was talking about trying to flush so many times in his speech.

@sharkattack9850 Ай бұрын

Nah he was making a joke. You just sound serious. Keep thinking in delusion.

@SKa-tt9nm Ай бұрын

Trump is an idiot but even idiots have access to shredders.

@janelliot5643 Ай бұрын

@sharkattack9850 oh it is so hilarious to pretend that the orange Menace has a sense of humor, he doesn't know how to make a joke

@jessicarea8054 29 күн бұрын

@@sharkattack9850 thinking Trump makes jokes is delusional.

@KaraB1353 Ай бұрын

The funniest part is we know he tried flushing documents! Staff at the White House, while he was in office, reported it!

@Grady_boat Ай бұрын

We also know the hunter Biden laptop is true and not “Russian disinformation”…that both Hilary Clinton and Joe Biden illegally mishandled top secret documents yet the DOJ declined to charge THEM bc it was an “election year and be seen as interference”…we know Ashley Biden’s diary is real…we know the Biden family exploited Joes political position for monetary gain… Want me to continue? What we DO NOT KNOW is that those pictures of hand written notes in a toilet are even legit at all - and they weren’t “documents”, they were claimed to be the handwritten notes that were discarded (did you read that? HAND WRITTEN NOTES LIKE A GROCERY LIST OR DOODLES IN A CLASS! NOT DOCUMENTS!) - and the claims are from a partisan media contributor and there is no actual proof that those photos are even factual - no time stamp and no discerning details to prove they show what is claimed! What cracks me up about you people is NONE of you will admit to the extreme Wrong doing that Joe Biden and Hilary Clinton have continually committed in their careers, but you’ll geek out with your stage 4 TDS about some claim about Trump that has zero legal basis or substantive proof as backup-all while ignoring the abundance of evidence of how the DNC and Biden and Hilary and the left have been proven to be liars about the Russia claims (lies funded by a paid Hilary Clinton operative)…hunter laptop is in fact real and not the Russian disinformation that Biden was able to weaponize the DOJ into fabricating a false letter signed by 51 government operatives lying in their claims! Y’all are a trip!

@njjovifan46 Ай бұрын

I think that’s where he got the thing about toilets flushing 10-15x. 😂

@businessbuilder92 Ай бұрын

Kind of like when staff reported seeing workers for Hillary attempting to destroy her secret phones which apparently had classified info on it and leaving a hammer in the bathroom lmao 😅 these are our goats

@rageagainstmyhairline5574 Ай бұрын

@@njjovifan46lmao I think you might be on to something there 🤣🤣

@rageagainstmyhairline5574 Ай бұрын

@@businessbuilder92 had to get a retort in there, didn’t you? lol They’re ALL absolute bags of shit ; NO politician gives a flying F about any of us and they’ll do absolutely anything to avoid taking responsibility for their screwups. I’m stunned that people claim to genuinely like ANY politician as they’re all just varying degrees of the scum of the earth and would do whatever it took to enrich themselves and their friends over making the lives of the people even an iota better, and since Trump came in, the blatant financial vampirism he’s shown with regard to the people who purportedly love him is astounding. I could list terrible things that any one of them have done, but let’s be honest, Trump is so damn easy to critique, and there’s such a frankly offensively enormous litany of gaffes, idiocy, madness, parasitic behaviour, any one of a number of ~isms, illegal capers (the rest do this too, but Trump is in a league of his own), or mishaps so embarrassing they’d cause any single other living organism to retreat from society forever, if as little as 1% of those Donald has shoved his way through in dumb obliviousness, befall them, you’re an idiot if you DON’T focus on him. Yeah, old Biden… mumbly old forgetful wiener, isn’t he? AND! And… he’s got a son, you know? And that son has a laptop! Absolutely insane there.

@joule7256 Ай бұрын

This man just threw out the craziest theory on the trump document case and why they were in the bathroom. It makes soooo much sense. It's now the canon reason in my head.

@TheGbelcher Ай бұрын

“You know what’ll do it? If I talk one more time.” 😂

@sandilemasemola6593 Ай бұрын

See me staying up till 2 am to watch.All the way from South Africa 🇿🇦

@CStuekey87 Ай бұрын

I'm gonna go get a taco box and be back in time for this. Yes!

@jardinise4292 Ай бұрын

Mood.

@debbyfronke3227 Ай бұрын

Sounds good ..taco combo box...Baja blast ..feet up in recliner..Im there..BUT would be better trump behind bars-Biden on the big screen off to the side...with trump screaming HE PUT ME HERE..this would require alot of brown napkins 'cuz the tears of laughter would soak them up...THIS is our Goverment...Yes..other countries WE CRAZY!!!

@CStuekey87 Ай бұрын

@debbyfronke3227 taco discovery box with a little weed and then josh made for a good time. If trump went to jail? Oh god, I'd be so happy.

@TheeQuinnM Ай бұрын

You ain't sharing bro? 😔

@patstevens4560 Ай бұрын

Lmao I was waiting in a parking lot beside a Taco Bell before work watching this and your comment made me crave that for lunch before I went in so I drove over and picked up some 🤣

@paulh2981 Ай бұрын

I don't recall seeing an election in which most Americans didn't want either candidate for president. Until now.

@ArchieBl3h Ай бұрын

Bush vs Kerry. They were a part of the same "secret society" fraternity with weird sex rituals.

@aceneto9386 Ай бұрын

Seriously I say we just get a homeless guy off the street to be president. Probably work out better

@Despicable_Gamer Ай бұрын

@@aceneto9386🤣

@nikkikindinger2718 Ай бұрын

Honestly? Bush vs Gore: I didn't want either. Hillary vs Trump: I didn't want either. Most of the elections I've voted in, I haven't been voting FOR someone. I've been voting AGAINST someone.

@dh8203 Ай бұрын

Don't know what you're talking about. That's been the trend for a few election cycles now.

@juliansnyder4598 18 күн бұрын

Welp he was right on the money

@nosuchthingasshould4175 Ай бұрын

I always thought that his obsession with toilet flushing was about destroying documents.

@latoyahogan8428 Ай бұрын

Genius! But are we sure where the papers really went down the toilet? Might be a secret place down under.

@nosuchthingasshould4175 Ай бұрын

@@latoyahogan8428 if he did it in hotels abroad, it’s a possibility.

@MazzieMay Ай бұрын

The best DeSantis roast Trump shot off was saying DeSantis was in dire need of a personality transplant but the tech doesn’t exist yet Imagine a world where Trump never goes into politics, and instead is a guest judge on Drag Race. We missed out on scathing reads

@angelahutson6450 Ай бұрын

I didn't get any further than, "imagine a world where Trump never went into politics" and my heart smiled as the visual flashed thru my mind. If only....

@janelliot5643 Ай бұрын

@@angelahutson6450you can thank the clintons for that, they bribed the DNC heavily to dump Bernie , in order to get them back in office, but we hated her so much for stealing from Bernie nobody voted for her, I voted for Jill Stein myself

@aplaceinthestars3207 Ай бұрын

I live under a rock when it comes to politics and pop culture, and yet watching Josh gave me something to talk about at work so I sounded like I knew a thing. Thanks Josh Johnson XD

@lizhowerton895 Ай бұрын

So, you take one liberal comedian and base your knowledge on that? Super

@tylerknight99 Ай бұрын

@@lizhowerton895 i have brainrot from the diverse spectrum of political garbage I consume, and I also talk about Josh

@jimmydean416 Ай бұрын

@@lizhowerton895 People are much better off learning about politics and pop culture through Josh Johnson's jokes than never learning about them 🤷

@ebony3406 17 күн бұрын

I can’t wait for his interpretation of the debate 😂

@angelfahlife6000 Ай бұрын

You can tell he was a strong voice in the writing room for Trevor Noah. I am hoping to see him hosting the Daily Show.

@Grady_boat Ай бұрын

Sadly

@lazyscorpion3889 Ай бұрын

Ya I feel it allover his skits

@olufunmiakadiri5290 Ай бұрын

Trevor Noah was boring on the Daily show that’s why the ratings was poor Trevor Noah as a stand up comedian. Excellent Josh Johnson as a stand up. Excellent

@ninedaysjane2466 Ай бұрын

@@olufunmiakadiri5290 Trevor Noah being a Berniebro on the Daily Show is why I didn't watch it. Trevor Noah's stand up is great.

@maureenrobertshaw7375 Ай бұрын

To be fair, people think Trump cannot read because he bragged he had never read a book.

@adambailey7932 Ай бұрын

He also generally speaks at something like a third grade reading level and still can't get it right.

@suigeneris886 Ай бұрын

"The only losers will be us." 🤣🤣🤣

@NinjaKinga1NK Ай бұрын

I'm going to come back to this if Biden or Trump do the thing on stage.

@airplanes_aren.t_real Ай бұрын

Trump would say it so casually it might take a sec for people to notice Biden would say it and ask "what did I say" or "you can't say that anymore?"

@skysandstorms4303 Ай бұрын

Josh is the homie. I gotta see him live. The vibe he gives off is so relatable and so chill. By far my favorite comedian right now.

@JP-pz5zh Ай бұрын

According to the producer who wrote an article in Slate, he BEEN saying it in public during filming of the Apprentice.

@TheEndKing Ай бұрын

No, unbelievable. I don't think he could say "origins" even then.

@shadowdante1102 Ай бұрын

Ok, thats fair. But now you should wake up and look at all the things he did that there is proof of

@KaitouKaiju Ай бұрын

@@Grady_boatCope harder

@sohum9501 Ай бұрын

You are correct. Trump did tear up documents & try to flush them down the toilet in the White House. The maintenance guy was called on several occasions to unplug Don’s throne.

@Grady_boat Ай бұрын

No zero proof - that’s an unsubstantiated claim with zero legal proof that would hold up in any court! Anyone can rip up handwritten notes they faked and throw in random toilet and make accusations but doesn’t mean they are true! Try again!

@pb_and_nutella Ай бұрын

What’s crazy is how much the presidential election process has changed in 2 election cycles

@SKa-tt9nm Ай бұрын

Has it?

@janelliot5643 Ай бұрын

@@SKa-tt9nmyes, Bernie Sanders was absolutely replaced by big money with Mrs C

@aesea57804 Ай бұрын

Having a reality tv entertainer as President was really stupid. Let’s not do that one again.

@ericawentz2734 Ай бұрын

“We’re here to have fun.” 😂🤣

@jamesonedwards399 Ай бұрын

KZfaq just played a Trump commercial during me watching this. 😂

@lazyscorpion3889 Ай бұрын

Cringeworthy

@foreverNwonder Ай бұрын

Me too 😅

@Jim_The_Fish Ай бұрын

I had a Biden ad two videos ago, and I also got a Trump ad when I clicked on this one. The algorithm be wildin.

@ninedaysjane2466 Ай бұрын

I have an adblocker for KZfaq. Never see ads and I can hide comments if I'm so inclined. Works perfectly.

@bonesmamastillloudlysilenc9975 25 күн бұрын

I got a dirty Joe one. 😐😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️

@ladylightning1741 Ай бұрын

I have never, in my 27 years of life, wanted to watch a political debate until now

@HisGlory768 Ай бұрын

The debate will be a trainwreck..yes, we will be the losers.😂

@derektoussaint1538 28 күн бұрын

Gone be like two old men I a nursing home arguing over the last jello

@wyattjohnson8964 Ай бұрын

Nice to finally hear someone with enough willingness and tact to poke fun at both sides a little. No matter where you fall politically, there’s humor to be found within our political parties and with whatever candidate we may support

@geocyo8835 Ай бұрын

_They're both so old they both used to be president._ THAT was a good one!😂😂😂

@JP-pz5zh Ай бұрын

Your pacing/timing is impeccable.

@zaimusic_150 Ай бұрын

He’s is absolutely spot on with the whole “oranges” clip it’s really like that 😂

@CodeNinj 21 күн бұрын

When Josh said "and remember, we're here to have fun" before his last joke, it was my turn to pause and go make popcorn 🤣

@jahnybravo2168 Ай бұрын

"the only loser will be us" After the elections I grew up with, it's baffling that these are the elections I actually get to vote in (turned 18 in 2016).

@grannypeacock Ай бұрын

I'm so sorry. I talked to so many people across the political spectrum about voting for the kind of people we want to do the job and all they think about is who's "electable," not realizing that if we choose to vote for the people we want they become electable

@MegaphoneFranke Ай бұрын

I know what you mean - I turned 18 in ‘08 and we thought it couldn’t get any worse than that. Now here we are. It’s nuts!

@samanthabutterfield5172 Ай бұрын

I turned 18 in 2022. This is my first presidential election. I hate it here

@jonathanhill6064 Ай бұрын

sorry bout that

@Madcapredcap Ай бұрын

As it turns out, he did say it back on the Apprentice. Explicit racism. Didn’t want the black dude to win.

@SophiaAphrodite Ай бұрын

Let's not forget his multi-page article in the newspapers going after the Central Park 5 AFTER they were exonerated and claimed they were still guilty.

@jehovasinz Ай бұрын

Let's not forget about him not wanting black kids at school with his son calling it a jungle. Oh, wait, that was Biden.

@Grady_boat Ай бұрын

Nope - zero “tapes” been released and it’s just a claim at this point and has in fact been debunked by the very dude it was claimed to be against! Facts matter! So does legit proof!

@rachelarruda-decell7244 Ай бұрын

@@jehovasinznot an accurate portrayal of his comments but that's fine. We still remember Trump denying Black families housing. I'd say there's plenty of blame to go around.

@kzukiodenthechad7205 Ай бұрын

@@rachelarruda-decell7244were these black families broke? And no not just regular broke I mean Section 8 type broke

@Lunacut Ай бұрын

Confused grandpa vs. Rich orange grandpa

@izzaanimates9041 Ай бұрын

*Great-grandpas. They’re basically dinosaurs.

@Lunacut Ай бұрын

@@izzaanimates9041 true

@SahloFolina2161 Ай бұрын

Love how we’re trashing both.

@myronwilliams3340 Ай бұрын

Rich confused orange grandpa

@franimal86 Ай бұрын

2xgrandpa^2

@burstingturtle Ай бұрын

“They’re both so old they used to be president.” Dead

@shadowbatjack Ай бұрын

11:19 I really thought the punchline was going to be them texting back "Goose"

@chelsmaria Ай бұрын

Or in Minnesota... "gray duck"

@HavingFunWithMyLife Ай бұрын

yall imagine if when one of them dropped dead the other was just like 'and I rest my case, how can u keep the country alive if u cant even keep urself alive'

@rad_magic Ай бұрын

I'm watching the part where he's talking about how Biden talks and an ad pops up for Biden where he's talking 🤣

@KathyPamela Ай бұрын

Commitment and a down-to-earth attitude are truly inspiring. Keep it up.

@burnferris Ай бұрын

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@Gnarfledarf 11 күн бұрын

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@longlivedemocracy756 Ай бұрын

“Those were unflushed documents “ 😂🤣😂

@TheTheloniusPunk Ай бұрын

Trump's weirdness > Trump's racism .... 100% accuracy there! Sooo gooooot

@panthercat38 Ай бұрын

15:38 he's just brave enough to say what we're all thinking 🤣

@laurenm3148 Ай бұрын

4:50 The brilliance of this bit relying on the fact that we all know what "it" is.

@caitymarie3975 Ай бұрын

As someone who’s wandered in Chicago without a phone…. This is too relatable

@entropyachieved750 Ай бұрын

They found documents in the Whitehouse plumbing cause it clogged up

@RoonMian Ай бұрын

And yet this particular case will go nowhere because Judge Cannon is so deep in Trump's pocket, she's deliberately delaying the proceedings until the heath death of the universe.

@Grady_boat Ай бұрын

No they didn’t! ONE person made the claim with zero factual proof besides “photos” that can’t even be verified!

@entropyachieved750 16 күн бұрын

@@Grady_boat we will just use what's most likely to have happened as as far as Trump goes, it's very likely to have happened... The man's a Gronk and doing stupid and illegal things is well within his normal operations

@landonm.533 Ай бұрын

Idk why I laughed so hard at the “they died” part 😂🤣🤣🤣 Josh I am NOT going to hell because of you!!! 😂😭😭

@data_expunged97 Ай бұрын

The first presidential debate I ever watched was the infamous Trump vs Biden one in 2020, and people who had seen other debates had to explain to me that it wasn’t normally that insane

@jeraldmartell8404 Ай бұрын

There won’t be a debate

@jeraldmartell8404 Ай бұрын

That would be like Jake Paul fighting Mike Tyson. No debate for sure

@BloodOrangeSun Ай бұрын

Anyone notice how the country tends to do best when the president is under 60?

@wpriddy Ай бұрын

Correlation does not equal causation.

@mariag.8242 Ай бұрын

Biden has passed more legislation in 3 years than the previous 3 presidents combined, and his legislation is making improvements in real people’s lives.

@ninedaysjane2466 Ай бұрын

No, I think you need to study history a little more thoroughly. Look beyond the 20th century, even.

@BloodOrangeSun Ай бұрын

@@wpriddy That's true but a pattern is a pattern and how's this for causation: dementia causes memory loss and odd behaviors not suitable for a president.

@BloodOrangeSun Ай бұрын

@@ninedaysjane2466 Give me the achievements between two groups of presidents divided by that age line, compare them, and get back to me on what a history lesson is.

@BR-md7hm Ай бұрын

Great comedian, great speaker and great writer. Love this guy.

@thisisit333 Ай бұрын

JOSH IS THE GOAT of comedic storytelling!!! ❤

@lateefp80 Ай бұрын

Fun Fact: 1st debate in 3 weeks. They can not talk over each other as the mics will be off. There will not be a live audience.

@nikkikindinger2718 Ай бұрын

I don't usually watch the debates because they make me angry-- if debates have rules and the rules are ignored, what's the point? BUT, if there's no live audience of idiots cheering them on, and the mics will be off... ? I might watch. Not because I don't know who I'm voting for (obviously I already know), but for entertainment.

@ericmoney4572 Ай бұрын

Oh, you mean he's gonna slip like what my grandparents called Brazil nuts...😬

@code2works 18 күн бұрын

This routine hits double after that debate. Dear american friends, good luck! :(

@ContextShakespeare1740 Ай бұрын

You know why he started talking about low water pressure, he was thinking of that poor old lady in Scotland who has had no water for 3 years since he damaged the pipe from her well and refuses to fix it.

@heartofthematter247 Ай бұрын

Not him explaining how listening to Biden is then a Biden ad popping up immediately mid sentence 😂😂

@bonniemaze3163 Ай бұрын

6:35 - 7:14 This went SO Hard... it was, "the washing machine don't get the stains out," for me☺️🤣

@MrEherndon5 Ай бұрын

That water pressure was real. He said how do you clean your clothes? It’s a huge problem. I remember that speech

@aliciateasley3213 Ай бұрын

Unflushsd documents...😂. The audience slept on that for real, that was mastery

@SoLCollectR Ай бұрын

Josh you're my new favorite comic. It looks so easy for you like you're up there just talking, speaking your mind and its amazing. Great job man!!!

@Blueeyesthewarrior Ай бұрын

You deserved every bit of that ending applause. The crowd absolutely lost their minds, and so did I. Keep up the good work, Josh.

@ninedaysjane2466 Ай бұрын

People who constantly argue for a younger president forget Tom Cotton and Josh Hawlyer exist.

@stephj9378 29 күн бұрын

Patience....

@rainzohav2181 Ай бұрын

They did have interviews with maintenance workers at the White House who said there were papers clogging up the toilet

@jessieBird96 Ай бұрын

Just the words "Trump and Biden are gonna debate," made me absolutely lose it because until this moment, I hadn't imagined what that would actually look like and I couldn't help but laugh my ass off 😂😂😂

@aloe-aurora Ай бұрын

Josh Johnson for Daily Show host 👇🗳️☑️

@amberthegriffin 14 күн бұрын

Here post debate. No lies were told 😂 we all lost indeed 😅

@Victoria.8.7 Ай бұрын

Finally caught one, KZfaq gives me zero notifications

@jeraldmartell8404 Ай бұрын

I’m 51,ever time I think I’ve seen it all, the world says nope. And I was on a plane yesterday, engine fire. Still I know there’s more shit to come, you make the world laugh. Thank you

@thasfun Ай бұрын

OMG Josh I did the same thing. I got lost in my new neighborhood without my cell. It was amazing g to me how dangerous everything started to look when I was lost, as opposed to when I was walking and looking happy.

@kamohelojohn2160 Ай бұрын

It's wednesday righ now, so yeah texting from the future😂.

@purodeathcore Ай бұрын

my favorite comedian right now i’m still disappointed i wasn’t able to see him in vegas but i really hope he comes back here🥺🥺🥺

@lazyscorpion3889 Ай бұрын

Ya reluctantly funny ❤

@michaeldkimsey 16 күн бұрын

Checking in after that debate and man did you nail it... "The only loser will be us"

@czarcoma Ай бұрын

Trump: he got heel inserts and he walk like this. De Santis: at least i dont pretend to have bone spurs to duck a draft.

@SophiaAphrodite Ай бұрын

I am pretty sure DeSantis is afraid of guns

@czarcoma Ай бұрын

@@SophiaAphrodite but but... He supports the NRA 😕

@Firaxo Ай бұрын

@@czarcomaNRA has been the worst organization for gun rights for decades. FPC and GOA are one of the good ones

@twincast2005 Ай бұрын

re Don: Every accusation is a confession, even when as in this case the accusation is accurate for once. re Ron: I'd rather he'd pretended to have bone spurs than signed off on torture in Gitmo.

@Sacoglossa Ай бұрын

Desantis is such a piece of shit that I genuinely would prefer Trump to him. Calling him Ron DeSanctimonius was the most productive contribution Trump has made to society. I still use that lol

@kita476 Ай бұрын

Honestly if he said it I don't think it would make a difference 😂 American supporters of Trump are the most hardcore supporters to ever exist, they'll just roll with the fresh word.

@evelynbare1975 Ай бұрын

Yep. They are even more delusional than their hero!

@Grady_boat Ай бұрын

@@evelynbare1975not as delusional as diaper dementia Joe, with a dog biting 30+ people and more shady than any politician in history. Facts matter, not opinions.

@user-ey2xp2ge9y Ай бұрын

You mean "hardcore terrorists". They are not American.

@purish215 Ай бұрын

I think ur forgetting about a certain socialist party in the 1940s

@DennisMoore664 Ай бұрын

It would just let them know "yep, he's one of us" even more. I don't know if every Trump supporter has said it out loud but I'm pretty sure most of them have at least said it in their head.

@williamhornabrook8081 Ай бұрын

This election reminds me of the tagline from the movie poster of Alien vs. Predator: Whoever wins, we lose.

@DeaconBlu35 Ай бұрын

We lose way harder one way than the other, look up project 2025

@aaliyahsworldxd9352 Ай бұрын

I am screaming at the oranges part. 😂

@JackFoz454 27 күн бұрын

Laughed harder at the line 'They're both so old, they both used to be [...]' line than I have in a long time. You are extremely good at your job.

@wandech Ай бұрын

Much love and support from Nairobi, Kenya 👊🏾

@clara-rq9my Ай бұрын

being from south america makes this even funnier. your country is so crazy lol

@kovudiangelo7734 Ай бұрын

Its like watching dogs fight in another room, you know it's gonna be your problem at one point, but you might as well sit down and enjoy while it still isn't 😂