TSA Took My Weed

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I flew to Canada and they took my weed. Be very careful when you travel with almonds everybody... TSA can be sneaky, they tricked me a few times. Haaaaa!
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@leu3368 5 жыл бұрын

-Is the joint the problem? *Nah the almonds are the problem -Why? *It may have weed

@Mice-stro 5 жыл бұрын

but the weed may have almonds.

@BigMan7o0 5 жыл бұрын

@@Mice-stro and the almonds may have weed, therefore the weed might have weed so they gotta check ya know?

@fumikagetokoyami8297 5 жыл бұрын

TSA logic

@leu3368 5 жыл бұрын

@@Mice-stro true

@leu3368 5 жыл бұрын

@@BigMan7o0 double true

@stacie7766 5 жыл бұрын

" I'll eat them all right now if you need me to." LMFAO!!!!😂😂😂

@Savetheseas7 4 жыл бұрын

Stacie Green I read that as he said it 😂 😂 😂

@chino3001 4 жыл бұрын

Agent Orange me too hahaha

@VicJanczkowski 4 жыл бұрын

Yaniel Guerrero dame here lmao

@Madmatt18 4 жыл бұрын

"i'm a team player"

@qjbceyijnko 3 жыл бұрын

He won't even need a plane to fly

@EelayInsay 5 жыл бұрын

Almonds are a gateway drug

@fearthespear4242 5 жыл бұрын

...to more almonds...

@aztekhorizon4572 5 жыл бұрын

I've been addicted for 20 years

@astro.angelfairy4444 5 жыл бұрын

I was born addicted to almonds

@brandonarredondo5093 5 жыл бұрын

EelayInsay and they have it in cereal too for kids what monsters....

@amelialeach9507 5 жыл бұрын

And a handful only costs 12 bucks!!

@stevie_ily 5 жыл бұрын

If you take twenty deca-dose edibles, you won’t need a plane to fly.

@onlinecomrade5737 5 жыл бұрын

Steven Stone for real

@theguyintheworks8838 5 жыл бұрын

Don't drink n drive, smoke n fly

@thomvoulon7592 5 жыл бұрын

Steven Stone 😂😂😂

@DarthMauldinOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

It should only take a couple lol 😆

@jamesh2385 4 жыл бұрын

Look @ Steve will do it channel

@TaylorSharkey 5 жыл бұрын

Josh "I always fly with almonds" Wolf

@yadadshand6354 5 жыл бұрын

You a Rogan fan

@shadowagent3 4 жыл бұрын

Taylor "I cant help but refer to Joe Rogans podcast" Sharkey

@MrCdiddy13 4 жыл бұрын

Have you ever done dmt?

@zillah9105 3 жыл бұрын

I read it while he was saying it😂😂

@adamgranum1596 3 жыл бұрын

Everybody will think theres hydrogen cyanide on the plane! Unless they dont know it smells like that.

@chrisedward1679 5 жыл бұрын

he cropped out the woman throwing up I'm weak lmfao

@miguellopes2452 5 жыл бұрын

I Dont think it was in this bit was it?

@littlejohnny2000 5 жыл бұрын

Chris Montes yeah what part of the video

@brittaneystrickland9595 5 жыл бұрын

It's in a seperate video

@misfitbrit1989 5 жыл бұрын

What video is this?

@basicpenguin3844 5 жыл бұрын

which video is it in?

@avakelly5011 4 жыл бұрын

When us Canadians say "it shouldn't be a problem" it's ALWAYS A PROBLEM

@raul2rst 3 жыл бұрын

Good to know

@ThePersonToBlame 2 жыл бұрын

It pretty much means this can be resolved without conflict if you are cool and comply with what is going to happen.

@MilkBaggins 2 жыл бұрын

from ontario here. This isn’t true.

@Darkwlf Жыл бұрын

As a fellow Canadian I can confirm it’s true

@KiskaeGG Жыл бұрын

Duality of man

@mybraineatseverything7404 5 жыл бұрын

I learned four very important things from this video, about flying in Canada: 1. Don't bring edibles. Eat them beforehand. 2. DO bring weed. 3. Do NOT bring almonds! 4. STFU about your weed. :-)

@Teal_Jimmy 4 жыл бұрын

Lol stfu about the almonds too

@hotcrazycatladyme168 4 жыл бұрын

No way dude, the lesson is to just buy your weed when you get here. We've always had better weed than you guys anyways! :)

@NotTurtleish 4 жыл бұрын

@@hotcrazycatladyme168 There's a place called California. It may be a wasteland but it's better.

@R3turnofdamack 4 жыл бұрын

@@hotcrazycatladyme168 better weed in Canada? Is that what your saying? I'm pretty sure the best weed comes from anywhere in the west coast in the US. Pretty much from Cali up to Washington state has the best buds

@shaunakkulkarni4679 4 жыл бұрын

@@R3turnofdamack cant u grow the same type of weed anywhere these days. They grow inside so climate doesn't even matter right.

@angelamazakas2624 5 жыл бұрын

I love that he's so true to himself. He's not afraid to talk about anything

@wingedstring 4 жыл бұрын

Well duhh. That's comedy

@amelialeach9507 5 жыл бұрын

Jack sparrow:I got a jar of diiirt Josh wolf: I got a bag of almonds

@mariejeanne8116 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 5 жыл бұрын

Damn, flying high must be a trip. 😉

@mudasir6738 5 жыл бұрын

Joe Blow 😂

@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 5 жыл бұрын

Joe Blow No, you’re thinking of “tripping,” that requires you to take LSD or ACID before the flight... make sure to tell the stewardess you want orange juice on the flight (should probably write a note for the stewardess and safety pin it to your shirt, you may not even know who you are, much less what to drink on the flight)..... LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All posts are made for entertainment purposes only. In no way is Rick Sanchez C137 encouraging anyone to take illegal drugs, at any time. You are your own human being and responsible for your own actions, no matter who gave you what idea or how stupid it was, or you are.

@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 5 жыл бұрын

@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ No I'm not. I was using "trip" in the "trippy" sense, which is usually referring to things that _aren't_ LSD, but are somewhat resembling it. Other definitions/scenarios can just include weird moments without any hallucinations at all. I've done both LSD and shrooms before. I know what it's like.

@mraaaaaa466 5 жыл бұрын

@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

@nicomarkins7386 5 жыл бұрын

Rick Sanchez C137 ur stupid

@RileyMacabre 5 жыл бұрын

Not even a MINUTE UPLOADED and already 1,827 views. DAMN!

@justanokapi 5 жыл бұрын

that includes the Premiere. so add 36 hours to your one minute.

@stonephilips9361 5 жыл бұрын

Danse Macabre Official He’s Good😉

@TIMBEROWIE 5 жыл бұрын

Liked ur comment so it wasn’t at 66- likes

@zerithmunswyn988 4 жыл бұрын

TIMBEROWIE What’s wrong with 666? I wish you a happy 666 day. And a future full of 666 love.

@iamhades5394 5 жыл бұрын

The 3 dislikes are the TSA agents😂

@noahtomkinson1608 5 жыл бұрын

Man, you should do a Netflix special it would be so funny

@PlagueKing_LordFalix 5 жыл бұрын

They turned him down.

@grabithard2534 4 жыл бұрын

You should see him live

@moetatoh 4 жыл бұрын

Why turn him down dude is funny as fuck they have specials on there that are crap compared lol

@garrettdukette7841 3 жыл бұрын

Check it his special on KZfaq. Father of the year.

@TwiggehTV 5 жыл бұрын

Im still curious what the deal was with the almonds.

@dh4668 5 жыл бұрын

Twiggeh he has onset diabetes. Probably needs em for his blood sugar

@meru-go-round 5 жыл бұрын

I think he meant with canada. I’m also curious

@xxshadowpandaxxo.o9933 5 жыл бұрын

I heard a comment said they were like a gateway drug idk maybe look it up

@pastasam4069 5 жыл бұрын

@@xxshadowpandaxxo.o9933 that was a joke lmao. Airports just generally don't like liquids (petrol looks the same as water in a bottle) and food. I think the food is something to do with bringing foreign insects and animals to a different country, and also buying loads cheap in foreign countries and selling them back home.

@Tyler-xe6nq 5 жыл бұрын

Twiggeh you can’t bring foods from one country to another because of diseases and insects

@lumberjacker100 5 жыл бұрын

Love this way to do it! Not having to wait 36 hours, where we lose interest/ forget. 30 minutes lets me set a timer and look forward for a while.

@spencerwilliams5923 5 жыл бұрын

Im losing interest writing this about your losing interest comment...way to duck* this up.

@lumberjacker100 5 жыл бұрын

@@spencerwilliams5923 man, i got a like from Josh himself! My day was made when i saw he had a new video coming out, and that put it on a whole new level! Dont give me that baby shit.

@spencerwilliams5923 5 жыл бұрын

Some sarcasm on my side. Before. Keep the faith my dude. Im stoked I found this guy for some comic relief

@ioiwut4874 5 жыл бұрын

every comedian i like is typically cynical, the social satire type but this dude- for one- is genuinely funny AND ALSO gives super-chill vibes good shit man, gonna check out some more, peace

@e.alexander1869 4 жыл бұрын

“What are you gonna do with that” Oh, we burn it. *”I was gonna do the same fucking thing”* Had me dying lmaooo

@jonathonsmith497 5 жыл бұрын

This guy is honestly my new favourite comedian! The stories he has to tell are hilarious 😂😂 the loves about his son too, seems to have a perfect little family haha

@whiteru55ian33 5 жыл бұрын

But the almonds What happened with the almonds?

@trethestar 5 жыл бұрын

The TSA ate them.

@radhikanambiar4501 4 жыл бұрын

I wanna know too 😆

@joecooper8527 4 жыл бұрын

They're in holding

@brandontaylor4134 5 жыл бұрын

Josh at it again with the great work 💯

@Ruuku1 5 жыл бұрын

Haha you can fly with weed within Canada because it's legal. But it's federally illegal in the US so you can't fly with it across boarders even though where you live in the states it's legal. They have to abide by the federal law.

@tjgamer9713 4 жыл бұрын

if weed is federally illegal then why are some states legal states

@LavenderSystem69 4 жыл бұрын

@@tjgamer9713 Because stupidity, that's why. Shit, even in the states where it's been legalized, it shouldn't be legal because the constitution is so kind as to include what's referred to as the supremacy clause, basically saying that federal law always overrides state and local law, excepting in cases where state and local law is more strict. Fun fact, though, even though I live in a legalization state, because I hold a CDL and drive interstate, I'm beholden to federal regulations. Unless I wish to forfeit my license, I cannot partake in cannabis

@lunarsilver8698 5 жыл бұрын

WHERE ARE THE ALMONDS!!!

@Fillentr 5 жыл бұрын

(During premiere) I swear if i hear that obnoxious “oH mY gOd” lady one more time 😂 Edit: We’re good for now guys😂

@blakefontana8139 5 жыл бұрын

Yes! The show with the lady throwing up like a champ!!

@blackskullraven 5 жыл бұрын

If you ate 20 edibles you will look like waka in that ambulance

@codyplagerman8215 5 жыл бұрын

I don't do drugs of any kind but this is hilarious 😂😂

@EliteNK 4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't consider those drugs

@davidnally2426 4 жыл бұрын

@@EliteNK ye well their classified as drugs so..

@jacksonmeads1161 4 жыл бұрын

Boondocks Boy I don’t either but it’s hilarious

@gavinhanson9213 4 жыл бұрын

EliteNK Those drugs kill more people per year then illegal drugs do is the sad part.

@re70-december32 3 жыл бұрын

Weed isn't a drug it's a plant drug's kill weed doesn't

@thescrub5086 4 жыл бұрын

Canadian person: Do you have anything to declare Me: Nothing but my genius

@Shimus36 5 жыл бұрын

Pretty solid bit had me all of the way. Stitches. I live near the border and yup those Canucks trick ya with kindness and ehs. *Going to be wary of the phrase shouldn't be a problem from now on.*

@krystiankowalski7335 5 жыл бұрын

Enable community contribution! I want to translate your videos into other languages but can't because you don't have it enabled. Like so Josh sees this!

@VeryKuteB0y 5 жыл бұрын

Who else was trying tp figure out what the vomit lady was trying to do at this point in the standup 😅😂

@davespangler9125 5 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, 13 minutes? Glad I couldn't sleep tonight!

@BAZZAROU812 5 жыл бұрын

Where I come from not going to be a problem is a night in jail.. 😂

@coastyken7370 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@poot111111 5 жыл бұрын

Border Security: Canada's Front Line was a Canadian television program produced by Force Four Entertainment that airs on National Geographic Channel. Am I the only one who watched this show?

@clairef.9970 5 жыл бұрын

I did and still do that shit is the bomb

@applejambers7674 3 жыл бұрын

I watch the Australian version of it that’s what airs in Scotland it’s soooooooo fucking good

@meyekull 4 жыл бұрын

as a canadian, i can confirm that CBSA is the nicest border protection agency in the world.

@vanillasmith5975 5 жыл бұрын

i gotta show my mom because she has your health xD

@talentedpigeon3296 5 жыл бұрын

The Two handed joint bit should've got more laughs imo. Cracked me up

@Sugarskulls_forever 5 жыл бұрын

I’m so happy I decided to sleep later!!!! Love ya Papa Wolf!!!!😂

@bdub0110 5 жыл бұрын

I'll never trust people who say "that shouldn't be a problem" lmao!

@undeadarmy515 5 жыл бұрын

Best part "we burn it" "well I was gonna do the same fucking thing" 🤣

@maxwellgrant5467 5 жыл бұрын

When entering Canada just look through the garbage right outside of customs!!! People throw out there leftover weed before flying all the time

@linkholder 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks bro

@CoasterCupcake 5 жыл бұрын

"You want me to eat 'em all right now because I can" lmao

@UndergroundZoneOfficial 5 жыл бұрын

WHO IS HERE WATCHING THE PREMIERE 🤚

@nikkiisntdum257 5 жыл бұрын

Jr Beats fuck i missed it

@gunman-pp1zp 5 жыл бұрын

Got my food got my phone im ready to watch

@Kcali111 5 жыл бұрын

I will baby bird u.... Regurgitates brownie lol

@davidarthur5393 5 жыл бұрын

Got a fat blunt and a beer. I'm ready

@boerepompie8244 4 жыл бұрын

You can bring your weed into South Africa 😂 see you soon

@eonsinfinity534 3 жыл бұрын

South Africa's fucked though.

@obeytr_oy9028 5 жыл бұрын

Josh you are hilarious 😂 I love you man my dog recently passed away and it was hard for me to get over it and just watching your videos make me laugh and kinda think bout other things other than my dog. Keep up the awesome stuff man! 😂

@masterbuilder7577 4 жыл бұрын

Did they let him keep the almonds though, that's the real question

@nathanthomas7475 5 жыл бұрын

JOSH:“What are you going to do with it?” TSA:“We burn it” JOSH:“I was going to do the same fucking thang!”

@madisonheilman104 3 жыл бұрын

That "Oh shit" in the back of the crowd

@freeziboi3249 5 жыл бұрын

Since I'm getting my green card soon this video is actually a great help, so thanks Josh!

@werecatheartless5797 5 жыл бұрын

Was ridin' on an airplane, but then I got high~ 🎶

@ihaveyourpants3697 4 жыл бұрын

Whenever I've gone to Canada bp always greeted me with open arms. But when I come back to my own country it's always an ordeal

@everettkatab999 5 жыл бұрын

Just start making almonds with weed in it

@zoopoismeh2388 5 жыл бұрын

Josh: The almonds where next to my edibles. Random person in crowd:Shit!!!

@corrupted_conscience6342 4 жыл бұрын

“TSA took my weed” Mhm, TSA took my sizers from my pencil case that was in my school bag. I brought my school bag with me on my trip cuz I was too lazy to find another in the house, and I forgot to take out my god damn pencil case.

@elianah9610 5 жыл бұрын

"I always fly with Almonds" my dumb ass thought that was the flight company’s name

@jbrownjetmech-4783 4 жыл бұрын

Flyin' high while he's Flyin' high.

@AK-jt7kh 4 жыл бұрын

The almonds 🤣

@evan6630 5 жыл бұрын

Uhh, ma’am, you can’t exactly get rid of weed by burning it...

@samatari222 5 жыл бұрын

Ok but what was the deal with the almonds?

@trianglemoebius 4 жыл бұрын

Nuts of all types have to be commercially packaged and unopened to cross foreign borders.

@kimdupont3731 3 жыл бұрын

It always mean that there's weed. ;)

@brauntough9088 4 жыл бұрын

The morning leaving any vacation is always rough. You don't want to waist any party favors, and the last bottle.. Flying high..

@OS-dd1bn 3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

@bridgitteplappert1406 5 жыл бұрын

God almighty you are absolutely funny as all hell . Lmao 😂

@davidorange6397 5 жыл бұрын

Damn he snitched on himself twice😂🤦🏾‍♂️

@DUTCHESS924 3 жыл бұрын

This needs to be a PSA for how NOT to get caught with weed. For realz.

@aydanangus 4 жыл бұрын

Josh: "The almonds were neae my edibles" Girl in the back: SHIT!!

@jasontate8575 5 жыл бұрын

Just f****** hilarious, Josh Wolf 🐺 is the new King Comedian!!!

@Drew.coggs_ig 5 жыл бұрын

Watchin ya before school to get in a great mood

@alejandro1101 3 жыл бұрын

TOBE FLYYY HIGHHH

@waynehunter780 5 жыл бұрын

I fucking love this guy man! brings a smile to my face every time I need to come see a show

@fostergrant2664 5 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait to see you Saturday in Denver!

@whatabeautifulchaos 5 жыл бұрын

hey, throw up lady is still there!

@ReadRiding 5 жыл бұрын

"Is there a fuckin' shortage up here!?" 😂😂

@starlightequestrian6729 4 жыл бұрын

Funny story: I was flying home from school for Christmas break. I had bought some toys for my little brother. They were pretty cheap, but they were all I could give for Christmas as a poor collage student. The TSA took them claiming I could hide something in them. They took every Christmas present I had. (Later learned that they were taking them for themselves. As Christmas time is a good time to 'shop' through passanger's bags.) I was crushed. I had no gifts for my family and no way to rebuy anything. Later when I got home I found the 6 inch buck knife that I keep in my purse for self defense. They were so busy looking for goodies that they missed the actual weapon!

@symrb1184 2 жыл бұрын

I remember flying home (BC) from Amsterdam. Was high af and had a huge space cake with me as well. Nobody cared. My mom and I had eaten the space cake on the plane. Damn she was so calm and mellow it was awesome. Had a quarter of my suitcase full of paraphernalia (I was on a 7 month trip around India, Nepal, and Amsterdam). It was a week before this pathetic bs of legalisation ( should have decriminalized it). A few months later I flew from Vancouver to Toronto with an ounce or so of weed and hash I was scared shitless even though it was legal. But yes flying high is the only way to fly. Also the only way to get your DL or passport pictures taken so they think that’s the way you always look.

@FX_Bankroleman 5 жыл бұрын

Got here fast as I cold even tho I’m a couple minutes late your always funny always cheer me up when I’m down keep up the grind my man

@bio_hazard7281 5 жыл бұрын

Nike Aka E I literally had the same KZfaq logo

@girinak 5 жыл бұрын

I am crying on the f’n floor man!

@averyholland5252 2 жыл бұрын

“I don’t have enough fucking saliva in my body to eat 2 bags of almonds” 😂😂

@reagenayun1241 5 жыл бұрын

I love your comedy, keep up the good work.

@baffledsquirrel2122 5 жыл бұрын

Just know buddy took your cookies and ate them later

@ace.the.shadow 5 жыл бұрын

Canada is amazing

@MyNinjaapple 5 жыл бұрын

Dude hit it big I cannot stop laughing

@parkerjeans5777 5 жыл бұрын

That was amazing

@jasonevans9085 5 жыл бұрын

You love to see a good stand up comedian

@joshwame6746 5 жыл бұрын

'Only if you do'. Lmao, 😂😂😂😂.

@OutlanderZombie_03 5 ай бұрын

I would pay good money to see this guy in person he's funny ASF

@UnderSeaGamer12 5 жыл бұрын

I’m still genuinely curious why they cared so much about the almonds

@trianglemoebius 4 жыл бұрын

It's illegal to fly any kind of nut across foreign borders, unless it is comercially packaged and unopened.

@snovaspectre2 4 жыл бұрын

@@trianglemoebius fucking w h y

@kbee6866 5 жыл бұрын

I'm Canadian and I got to tell you us being nice is just mere illusion to the rest of the word 🇨🇦 what kind of sorcery is this

@MilkBaggins 2 жыл бұрын

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

@BIGBlazyn Жыл бұрын

I'll eat em all right now🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TENNOM 5 жыл бұрын

I loved watching this after a long day!

@hamzah9522 5 жыл бұрын

Is this a tough crowd or am I not hearing the crowd laugh enough, cuz this was actually pretty funny

@trianglemoebius 4 жыл бұрын

I believe audio is synced to the microphone, not full recording. Meaning we're only hearing the laughter the mic picks up, not what's going on in the studio.

@KageyPagey 5 жыл бұрын

Unsalted Cashews and a High person are like Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph from Twenty Øne Piløts, Best Friends and they are always together, I got high on NyQuil by "accident" once, Salted Cashews are nicem

@lilruss5940 5 жыл бұрын

King GhidorahX Dude. They wouldn’t appreciate you comparing them to drugs.

@KageyPagey 5 жыл бұрын

@@lilruss5940 Cashews......are......nice and I'm sure Tyler (Obviously the Cashews) and Josh is probably pretty okay with being a weed

@lilruss5940 5 жыл бұрын

King GhidorahX Lmao. Now that I think of it your right. I’m such a retard. Sorry about that m8