Two Rules To A Happy Relationship with Chris Rock

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Relationship advice, politics and fatherhood, Chris Rock tackles it all in his special Tamborine, streaming on Netflix.
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Chris Rock takes the stage in Brooklyn for a comedy special filled with searing observations on fatherhood, infidelity and American politics.

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@katlegomakgopa1215 3 жыл бұрын

His jokes are funny at first. Then you realise that he was actually giving advise on what’s coming your way.

@TumiSelepe 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 facts bro

@stephanvishnu133 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly man.... Should have paid more attention... Now it's all gone... No house no car no cash... Just the streets. And it's not friendly... Especially during this fuckup time of COVID...

@sgaidola76 2 жыл бұрын

100%

@derricksendahangarwa8361 2 жыл бұрын

@@stephanvishnu133 sorry fam

@badreedinedjellali1328 2 жыл бұрын

yeah true bro

@drewholmes1617 3 жыл бұрын

He took me out with "some of yall been in relationships so long you don't know how ugly you are "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lionverbjoybutter5235 3 жыл бұрын

I think "we" know...

@EvaAnika 3 жыл бұрын

THAT was deep.

@oneproudpappa 3 жыл бұрын

25 years of marriage thanked with divorce papers last Friday, in a pandemic, while laid off, on unemployment, remodeling our house with no help and moved sofas alone. Divorce papers saying law will remove by force my tired looking 48 year old ass in 30 days.

@thisisdk7859 3 жыл бұрын

yeah he called me out on that one. I ain't realize my game went down the drain.

@rohitgiri0 2 жыл бұрын

@@oneproudpappa still holding up my dude?

@last7509 3 жыл бұрын

This ain't comedy. Its experienced life counseling.

@ralx225b 3 жыл бұрын

Yep Chris is always good for that.

@lindsaycastro3920 3 жыл бұрын

💯 Oh how I wish I had seen this video three months back

@johnlewis5776 2 жыл бұрын

💙💙💙💙

@stephanvishnu133 2 жыл бұрын

Yup ... Exactly... I just laughed and laughed my heart out... Should have paid attention huh....

@rzwitdauncut 2 жыл бұрын

its both bro. alot of times there are things that need to be said

@taeshawnwilson6853 3 жыл бұрын

Chris rock is a comedian therapist

@masonrodriguez1560 3 жыл бұрын

Comedian/ marriage counselor

@ryanwalters2789 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely.

@johnlewis5776 2 жыл бұрын

YESSIR 💜😩😩

@yn_sekai 2 жыл бұрын

Fact.

@jgood4010 2 жыл бұрын

Yep!

@westmcgee9320 3 жыл бұрын

Sad. Because you can tell this wisdom and insight came from pain.

@EvaAnika 3 жыл бұрын

Somebody might as well benefit, he probably said ...

@adambritain5774 3 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t he cheating?

@damn5203 3 жыл бұрын

@@adambritain5774 yea he slept with 3 different women

@waynesteffen8459 3 жыл бұрын

That’s where all wisdom and insight comes from. Wise don’t mean happy!

@missmew3499 2 жыл бұрын

@@waynesteffen8459 as I was watching this comedy, I was thinking that Chris seems to have a sadness about him. You can tell that he's been through some sh*t. He doesn't seem to have that same carefree ease to him like he did a few years ago. Did you notice it too, or is it just my imagination?!?!

@kingbee1971 Жыл бұрын

"I don't know what Oates does, but Hall never had a hit record without him." Gold.

@deadmansgdnp2426 2 жыл бұрын

"You are both there to serve", THANK GOD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT PUBLICLY!

@d.sepulveda7669 Жыл бұрын

Amen

@InvestBetter. Жыл бұрын

"Some of you been in relationships so long you don't know how ugly you are " Truer words have never been spoken

@don8668 Жыл бұрын

That goes for both men and women. It ain't just the guys. Some women look nothing like their 20-year old selves. Some are even twice the size now that they were in their 20s.

@danielibarra493 2 жыл бұрын

The longer I live and the more I learn about life and comedy, the more I appreciate Chris Rock.

@nickpassino7004 3 жыл бұрын

This Marriage Counselor is hilarious.

@MrX-zz2vk Жыл бұрын

Chris Rock has been dishing out some serious dating & marriage advice lately. And people need to listen up because he's right. I sense that a lot of the wisdom he's sharing has come from some hard learned personal life lessons. He says it in a comical way, but the best humor always carries truth in it.

@MrX-zz2vk Жыл бұрын

Just realized this video was from 2 years ago. Regardless, what he's saying is every bit as true now and will be 100+ years later.

@realamericannegro977 7 ай бұрын

He always had the best game about women

@Praetoro Жыл бұрын

That “All you should be doing is coming and going” line is absolutely brilliant. Kudos to you Mr. Rock.

@walteranders9396 3 жыл бұрын

I came to realization that father-in-law has been playing tambourine for over 40 years with a smile with my mother-in-law. True relationship goals.

@willbass82 2 жыл бұрын

"I dunno wut Oates does...but Hall never had a hit record without him!" As freakin hilarious as this is, its true! Lmao!

@J040PL7 2 жыл бұрын

imagine is Oates wanted equality, neither would have a hit record right now xD

@kodyscot9360 2 жыл бұрын

@@J040PL7 good one right there.

@manuginobilisbaldspot424 7 ай бұрын

@@terrylopez3570 wouldn’t be any dreams comin true lmao

@freebandz4332 3 ай бұрын

@@manuginobilisbaldspot424 that joke aged perfectly.

@Twoswordsdrizzt 2 жыл бұрын

That first rule is SO important. Even just making that one change will make your relationship vastly better, whether it's already good or not.

@gabriel.trainer 3 жыл бұрын

"You're both there to serve." Most christian phrase a comedian could say.

@incrediblemaori7667 2 жыл бұрын

And hinduism and Buddhism from what ive learnt

@MickHuerta 2 жыл бұрын

"Love All, Serve All. - Sai Baba 🙏

@kdckicksbutt3461 2 жыл бұрын

It's funny because it's true.

@Tunechi65 9 ай бұрын

@@kdckicksbutt3461 and when most people hear a pastor tell them "you have to serve your husband" most get triggered about how its sexist. They dont even let him finish the sentence.

@mustangmikep51 3 ай бұрын

problem is...most "modern" feminist thinking women in Western countries want to BE served...they don't have much interest in serving anyone else but THEMSELVES....selfish spoiled brats...there not a selfless helpful partner like they were in the old days....we live in a much different world today...and its all about HER...not US anymore...

@andrewwoodward8563 3 жыл бұрын

Has Chris Rock ever been wrong about anything? I don't think so.

@sgaidola76 2 жыл бұрын

💯

@dimastha2929 2 жыл бұрын

Before someone says something about that Will Smith thing and starts a debate, i'll give my Like to this good-ass comment and leave.

@sneakerfiend597 Жыл бұрын

Never

@effortmsimelelo5059 Жыл бұрын

Comedians like Chris, Dave and Bill burr have a keen insight into the reality of our lives, especially relationships and women. I'm glad I'm living in their lifetime.

@lilacs529 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Chris Rock is a genius..saved 10 years worth of therapy to most people haha..love this guy

@altheamartin3990 3 жыл бұрын

I came for comedy, I left with life skills 🤣❤️

@corrinetippett5704 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t Ask to many questions cause no one can handle the truth!! That’s another rule I have learnt

@j.rothchild173 3 жыл бұрын

He is using his life to teach us with laughs! I have always like the dude, since day one!! Cool guy!!

@normreag Жыл бұрын

R u an authentic Roth? If so unlucky U!

@hblee88 4 ай бұрын

The wisdom of Chris Rock is like fine wine, it becomes better with age. God bless you Chris Rock. 🙏🏼🤣🤣😂

@salmanhaleem4280 Жыл бұрын

He is such a humor and relationship genius...Summarised the whole relationship psychology in a few mins...a lesson for couple...No competition with each other + No equality battles.

@smittyj383 2 жыл бұрын

Comedians are the truth tellers of the world

@don8668 Жыл бұрын

Marriages are definitely not as tough as people make them out to be. It is only hard for selfish people with Disney-level, unrealistic expectations. Most people know what they should be doing to make the marriage work- better or make their partners happier--getting people to accept that and actually do it without their ego getting in the way is the problem. Personally, I think most marriages if most people would follow the one rule Chris Rock laid out. If you are married, all you should be doing is f---ing and going places.

@crazycrazy7710 2 ай бұрын

.. going places together

@thebighomie4282 7 ай бұрын

That Hall & Oates line was genius.

@Kopie0830 11 ай бұрын

My wife and I watch this almost daily and our relationship gets better everytime.

@mohdshareef563 2 жыл бұрын

In just three minutes he told us how to do a life long relationship with someone.

@maylynbayani 2 жыл бұрын

Truth! You should be your partner's staunchest supporter. He is part of my success and Im part of his. My husband is a really nice person but im not, so I dont suffer fools when people think they can take advantage of his kindness.

@MyBenjamin73 3 жыл бұрын

He was on point this special, damn

@rosesolorio81 3 жыл бұрын

Cris Rock is a smart comedian always has people thinking 🤣

@kalexpo336 3 жыл бұрын

Low key Chris and Dave are the best

@taharqa332 3 жыл бұрын

It's not low key fam.

@servHis221 3 жыл бұрын

@@taharqa332 😂😂😂

@91Definite 3 жыл бұрын

They are and Katt Williams

@JohnS-gf4sz 3 жыл бұрын

Low key?

@martyvlrjr2333 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, Chris rock is a wise uncle to me. Since I was 14 I been listening to this man, and he always keeps it straight. Much love Chris Rock!

@Yes__ 4 жыл бұрын

Ah Chris Rock The comedic OG🔥🔥🔥

@merlinsandra4405 3 жыл бұрын

God says.. "Love is kind and patient. It does not boast r dishonor r point others wrongdoings!" Every relationship Every relationship should add value, meaning n strength to one's life. It should deepen our insights, thoughts n attitudes towards positive, loving co-habituation n growth as a secured family,community, nation n global peace!!!!...

@jcarreon9248 3 жыл бұрын

amen to this! the only guide for a meaningful relationship

@kittykitkat4968 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@wirsalo 2 жыл бұрын

Beautifully said

@HangoverMike 3 жыл бұрын

The Chris Rock Why My Wife Divorced Me Tour

@last7509 3 жыл бұрын

Spent all his time serving hollywood and smashing groupies. Can't maintain a marriage too.

@EvaAnika 3 жыл бұрын

Yup! So let's learn. No need to reinvent the wheel!

@Octaviuseats 3 жыл бұрын

@@last7509 oh yeah it's always the dude's fault... She never did anything 🙄

@last7509 3 жыл бұрын

@@Octaviuseats correct

@RichardDuryea 3 жыл бұрын

This is legit great relationship advice

@chome4 3 жыл бұрын

He was excellent in season 4 of Fargo. Actually acted. Can't say anymore as it would be a spoiler!

@rmpriester 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed 👍 I was expecting the worst and was pleasantly surprised, great job by the writers as well.

@ericstreet5497 3 жыл бұрын

Incredible!! Everything abt Fargo season 4 was amazing. I'm on episode 7 now. This is nothing new, Rock has a history of classic work in Hollywood. CB4, New Jack City, Boomerang, Pootie Tang, Down to Earth, I Think I love my Wife, Bad Company, Everybody Hates Chris. Making greatness is as easy as walking to Chris. Realness. True talent!

@rmpriester 3 жыл бұрын

@@ericstreet5497 have you finished the season yet?

@Mcelly58 3 жыл бұрын

@@rmpriesterI finished it and it was so good

@rmpriester 3 жыл бұрын

@@Mcelly58 have you watched season 2 already?

@michaelmancini5773 4 ай бұрын

That was awesome advise wrapped in laughter, Chris Rock is a genius

@danagricken4197 2 жыл бұрын

This marriage counsellor is pretty funny!

@edmilsonlennon2866 3 жыл бұрын

Hope more people would listen to this

@gwarlow 3 жыл бұрын

Tell your friends. :-)

@edmilsonlennon2866 3 жыл бұрын

@@gwarlow 90% Of them are fvck boys, the other 10% knows what to do

@christinareyes2963 7 ай бұрын

That’s what I really love about Chris Rock he is always so truthful in his standup.

@alli2685 Жыл бұрын

He had an emotional moment for a second!

@sirg-had8821 Жыл бұрын

1. Communication. 2. Compromise. 3. Consider staying out of relationships altogether.

@kynatics 2 жыл бұрын

My next search result was "Relationships are hard" by a younger Chris Rock, who I'm sure would've loved to have some of this tambourine wisdom haha

@pinonXO 2 жыл бұрын

Netflix really translated it: “coming and going.” 🤫

@kodyscot9360 2 жыл бұрын

i didn't even catch that. it should be " cummin "

@andrewthompson5728 Жыл бұрын

"I don't know what Oates does, but Hall never had a hit record without him."

@DevonnyDX 3 жыл бұрын

You betta play that tambourine!!!

@annyvee_ 2 жыл бұрын

he's absolutely hilarious and full of wisdom regarding love. I'm sorry he had to get to the last capacity through the hard way. It just seems to always happen that way: you only realize what you lost after you're the responsibile one for losing it..That's when change occurs. Wish people didn't have to come to that point..

@1c2h3e4u5n6g Жыл бұрын

Saw Chris live recently, he was fantastic !! 😂👏

@joshuamelle992 Жыл бұрын

These aren't just jokes but lessons

@Rogersgirl11 2 жыл бұрын

Was watching on tiktok and I lost it and found it here. Good advice

@SergMilli Жыл бұрын

Some of the realest shit ever said.

@canderoussnurd4265 5 ай бұрын

This hits a whole lot harder once you’re married for awhile.

@nevalans9524 Жыл бұрын

Know what, Chris Rock got wiser. Good for you man!

@HeadFunny Жыл бұрын

If you want to know what his technique to be so funny, then this explains it: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e82Km8d2rdSvqoE.html

@walterjunovich6180 Жыл бұрын

This should be a TED Talk !

@donaldclay9535 2 жыл бұрын

Relationship Takes Love, Brains and Teamwork.

@johncoe6304 Жыл бұрын

I love Chris

@OpEditorial 3 жыл бұрын

He's right about John Oates 🤔

@user-km4rm5hx2x 14 күн бұрын

Relationships are tough if only one person is working on it! 🤜🤛 Very true words

@farazhassansyed Жыл бұрын

I don't know what he said or actually mean but the way he said it means more to me than what was actually said

@damnation3236 3 жыл бұрын

chris still got it.

@lionverbjoybutter5235 3 жыл бұрын

Classic!

@scottysmediaproductions Жыл бұрын

Clip needs to go in every relationship help pack!

@nitish0560 Жыл бұрын

It is surely the brutal truth..But surely there is one woman for sure who will love the men unconditionally and that is their mother❤️

@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын

Until you screw up real bad…and then there’s one woman who’ll love a man..the one that wants to fix him

@02LM7 8 ай бұрын

What a national treasure this man is. One of the most admirable Man alive right now.

@theshonuff8956 6 ай бұрын

I still come back. Rocks bits are always absolute gold.

@juanaugustolopez5183 Жыл бұрын

That special is a 💎. It is super funny but before you know it, you are receiving real good advices.

@RedNationBlogga Жыл бұрын

This special was such a classic.

@SonofaBlacksmith Жыл бұрын

Real life talk right here

@Mr.MallyMall 2 жыл бұрын

Chris Rock is the GOAT.

@jenniecosio3654 Жыл бұрын

Love this classic guy ha ha 🤣

@kevinsamuelsghost685 Жыл бұрын

"I gotta have more cowbell" 😂

@jenniecosio3654 Жыл бұрын

I love this guy 😂😆😆😆😆

@AjayPatel-so8zs 3 жыл бұрын

Jesus this hits home. After 3 years in a relationship, after the initial crazy loved up year and a half of fucking and constantly going out to restaurants/bars it's become mundane as fuck and I don't know if that's just the path all relationships go down or if it's worth cutting the strings on this one

@user-jk4jj4nm1q 2 жыл бұрын

How's it going now, did you end up cutting the strings?

@joeydoherty368 2 жыл бұрын

I think that’s what happens when you move too fast and put so much stock on the instantaneous satisfaction. Nowadays everyone wants the whole dish yesterday, but I think relationships need to be done slowly. The first thing you mentioned was sex, no character, connection, life vision, etc. Those are what make a relationship a good one, not, “Oh he or she is hot!”

@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын

What are you, a toddler? 🙄 Ooh, it's not shiny and new anymore, I'm bored. Grow up.

@raymckigney2118 9 ай бұрын

It’s both

@12groney 4 ай бұрын

He's not only a great observational comedian like Carlin but he gives a life sermon to boot. He's one of a kind and honesty is bravery. 😎

@ekowapeja 2 жыл бұрын

Fine wine... Chris Rock is

@stinger4712 3 жыл бұрын

It's really that simple.... You're in the service industry, nothing like equality here.

@benjokes1950 Жыл бұрын

Chris Rock is one of the most intelligent men alive!

@kathyheavner3585 2 жыл бұрын

Still lovin' Chris 😎

@zacharykoedyker3978 3 жыл бұрын

Watching this...seeing Chris...makes me feel old asf.

@Bodisere 3 жыл бұрын

He's getting older and hotter

@garrisonbush7886 3 жыл бұрын

Bro?

@sojournerkarunatruth4406 2 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that his comedy seems **deliberately** unoffensive to women (it would have been easy to be derogatory); which, compared to Kat Williams and Dave Chapelle 👀

@girmaybass68 5 ай бұрын

You nailed it!!

@shandalewis5747 Жыл бұрын

I love this. It was beautiful. One of my favorites.

@pussycats456 6 ай бұрын

He’s right on every point!

@ezza2x899 6 ай бұрын

I quoted the band portion in my wedding day speech 😊

@keilahbabydoll6424 Жыл бұрын

True ❤ Facts I love Chris Rock

@GaryLaaks1 6 ай бұрын

Some sound advice for us all delivered with joy.

@troywells5532 Жыл бұрын

He,s Damn Right! Relationship are only hard if one is doing all the Work! & Shake that thang!

@almazabraha 3 жыл бұрын

You're amazing Chris my favorite thank you for making me happy watching your comedy.

@cranberryexplosion9841 2 жыл бұрын

Those words are really beautiful ♡

@kacistushtv 3 жыл бұрын

Coming and going!

@jmunnyrulz6175 Жыл бұрын

Love him.

@gocpng4699 2 жыл бұрын

There’s A Reason He Has The Mic🎙

@hemnebob 3 ай бұрын

He’s such a smart comedian! ❤❤❤

@Afwich 3 жыл бұрын

Chris rock Rocks

@lionverbjoybutter5235 3 жыл бұрын

Rock it "Rocket" man! Fuel for funny!!! I can't wait till he gets to a JOKE!

@inquizative44 Жыл бұрын

You actually can move a couch easier with one person......You pick the couch up dead center, balance it on your head and walk. It's surprisingly not that hard and not heavy if you balance it and let your legs carry it.