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@JakeTheGreatTV3 жыл бұрын
hey @boi😇
@sp1nx9393 жыл бұрын
hey folk
@JakeTheGreatTV3 жыл бұрын
@@sp1nx939 good sir
@narenshanmugam59553 жыл бұрын
that's crazy, a 2016 video is blowing up 4 years late. I came from recommendations
@JakeTheGreatTV3 жыл бұрын
@@narenshanmugam5955 i remember loving this video when i made it, i was 16. glad it was able to be seen by others❤️
@fone50033 жыл бұрын
For anyone who doesn't live in the UK, our Parliament is basically a pub, without the alcohol but still the drunk behaviour
@isaacwilson41743 жыл бұрын
Without? I am pretty sure the House of Commons has the cheapest pub in Britain
@ruhenabegum74993 жыл бұрын
Omggg that's what I was thinking I'm British too so don't come for meh.
@magnusbruce40513 жыл бұрын
@@isaacwilson4174 It's certainly quite cheap, particularly for London, but it's still more expensive than your average spoons.
@xxoxygenxx07333 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@xangarabana3 жыл бұрын
Is it that bad? I didn't expect the parliament of one of the most democratic countries been a kindergarten
@JerryO19953 жыл бұрын
The USA: "... The president said, and I quote: ..." The UK: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH"
@sabnox98693 жыл бұрын
The parliament are just a bunch of apes.
@Karuan3 жыл бұрын
best comment
@lukehale53813 жыл бұрын
@@sabnox9869 and its fucking hilarious
@mydogsfacelookslikeastockp82753 жыл бұрын
@@sabnox9869 both are apes, but one is being honest with it.
@zenryucds7473 жыл бұрын
@@sabnox9869 bro we are a species of primates LMAOOOOOOO it's not surprising that any amount of politics reflects that
@timothyp.13922 жыл бұрын
USA: Pretends to get stuff done UK: Doesn't get anything done and embraces it
@superaction-jd6yp7 ай бұрын
reply
@adamnave10787 ай бұрын
Tru
@Lislio7 ай бұрын
Usa: will gladly fuck over the majority of people with laws to get a 0.0004% increase in revenue in the company their wife and family happen to own a large amount of stocks in
@shoobzy34316 ай бұрын
Both countries using different methods to achieve absolutely nothing lmao
@houseplant10166 ай бұрын
@@shoobzy3431Nah we colonized half the world with this method, USA couldn't even conquer Afghanistan 🥱
@PatrickPierceBateman6 ай бұрын
U.S. Government: Let's be so boring everybody tunes out and doesn't notice we get nothing done. U.K. Government: Everybody already knows we get nothing done, so let's at least be entertaining.
@SomeoneProbably.4 ай бұрын
aye, if you're at rock-bottom you might as well have fun on your way back up
@lewistran59733 ай бұрын
@@SomeoneProbably.If they are making it back up
@USA_UNITED1776Ай бұрын
Actually they make you think they get nothing done, that's the trick. They've been adding more and more regulation than they never mention in campaigns and no one notices. Look at cato institute or heritage foundation, our freedom has declined from top 5 in the world economically and almost the best in the world socially to not even making it in the top 20 economically and barely top 20 socially
@anjelkanja803223 күн бұрын
Unlike the us the uk government provides something to their people for all the money we pay them, sure its entertainment and not governance but at least we get something
@USA_UNITED177622 күн бұрын
@@anjelkanja8032 yeah cope with the 30 percent higher tax on income and significantly higher tax on property and sales. Imagine paying, counting all of your taxes, 60 percent of your income for "free" healthcare regardless of whether you use it, and having to wait on average 6 months longer for treatment that could save your life
@CaiHy-Bri3 жыл бұрын
UK politics sounds like 2 different football team fans met in the same pub
@goodclover3 жыл бұрын
Pub, football stadium, house of commons, same difference.
@hadwen95113 жыл бұрын
True
@bloodymortifying3 жыл бұрын
Same shit different butt, ey like
@drey83 жыл бұрын
nah you can't hear any glasses smashing.
@James-gq7fx3 жыл бұрын
But tbh most of the time it isn't like this
@thekekwguy57223 жыл бұрын
Uk politics is exactly like uk schools when someone disses another kid
@bethiaprosser11893 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong. XD
@quantum21563 жыл бұрын
Primary schools to be precise
@potatoesare_jesus22783 жыл бұрын
Sounds equivalent to american middle school boys.
@thekekwguy57223 жыл бұрын
@@quantum2156 when i was in year 7/8 kids used to do it aswell but mostly when someone dissed the teacher
@rodger33523 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Scatman1776 Жыл бұрын
The UK parliament is like a class with a substitute teacher.
@Kay-wl9vr4 ай бұрын
THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE ONE HAHAHHA
@nekoaumeliedadorps20914 ай бұрын
As a Brit myself, this is as true as it gets :,)
@stephenbanyar18742 ай бұрын
We call those guys _supply teachers,_ yeah?
@Xenterik2 ай бұрын
Real
@Nina947712 ай бұрын
Most underrated comment
@Barrel43367 ай бұрын
This is reason they don't have guns, they'd bring back dueling immediately.
@aaronking23696 ай бұрын
If the uk had guns its would probably be more dangerous than the usa because we drink twice as much😂😂
@Heligoland3603 ай бұрын
Unironically the reason stated for the size of the gap between opposition benches is so that swords could not meet.
@jameliakingstom1190Ай бұрын
@@aaronking2369onggg they don’t know 😂
@culexus7249Ай бұрын
@@Heligoland360 sounds about right
@rachelclark6393Ай бұрын
I'm down for it. Bring back dueling in the senate and parliment! Would be way more entertaining and would probably introduce a natural retirement age😂
@couldntthinkofanoriginalna27343 жыл бұрын
US: the front of the class. UK: the back of the class.
@bluehernandez35942 жыл бұрын
So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mercenarygundam14872 жыл бұрын
@@bluehernandez3594 Sane people: the middle of the class.
@ifabianxd13382 жыл бұрын
I like that metaphor😆
@brucezhou58062 жыл бұрын
animated, accurate description
@OK-ws7ti2 жыл бұрын
@@mercenarygundam1487 just call them Canadians
@hellnou25273 жыл бұрын
The UK politicians sound like someone says a „yo mama“ joke and everyone else is just: „EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!“
@isaacmason39393 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, they're meant to be saying "here" Clapping was banned as it drowned out the sound of intelligent conversation
@SnoFitzroy3 жыл бұрын
Do you know how to fucking use quotation marks
@hellnou25273 жыл бұрын
@@SnoFitzroy EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!
@millyhearts3 жыл бұрын
@@SnoFitzroy quotation marks are used differently in different countries. Do you know your fucking culture facts?
@samgyeopsal5693 жыл бұрын
@@deiniolbythynnwr926 „no I don’t think I will”
@IcarusPanopticon3 ай бұрын
US - Political ASMR. UK - "MR ROBERTSON, CALM YOURSELF MAN!!"
@Piqueblinders11Ай бұрын
‘I don’t need lessons on or cert from you? You’re a master of disorder man’
@boivin51634 күн бұрын
Political lofi kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ptNmpNyQnquUoo0.htmlsi=debsvTh_und2GGWr
@nicholas-gurr-4202 күн бұрын
why do u not post anime
@marcus234245 ай бұрын
At least UK parliaments aren’t all asleep
@hellcat10054 ай бұрын
Unless it happens to be Jacob Rees-Mogg or Desmond Swayne
@SingingWithMyself-Frozen4 ай бұрын
You haven't seen the House of Lords
@user-vz2nl5en1s2 ай бұрын
They have been known to watch porn on occasion though
@yesyouareright98002 ай бұрын
1:19
@revolver265Ай бұрын
@@user-vz2nl5en1s nah, they _make_ porn. At least in the Senate. I think. I'm not looking up a news article to check.
@mr.vandertramp2013 жыл бұрын
US politics: Amendment 14, Section 1... UK politics: *dodgy dave* John Bercow: _"O"rder_
@rajavlitra3 жыл бұрын
"Dodgy" is like, the weakest thing you could throw to someone tbh
@kalsarikannit95873 жыл бұрын
Lmfao true!
@jacksonconstantine57403 жыл бұрын
@@rajavlitra not in parliament. Basically calling him corrupt. Allegation like that could have ended his career.
@halloweenjean3 жыл бұрын
@@rajavlitra yep your right he should’ve called him stupid fucking squirmy piece of shit in parliament cause that would’ve turned out very well in parliament and on tv
@bunny.thebest91033 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonconstantine5740 he was corrupt tho
@Aidan.w3 жыл бұрын
"They're so posh, polite and sophisticated in the UK" The UK:
@bjorksgolfbag3 жыл бұрын
The mps in this video are very posh haha
@domp50143 жыл бұрын
Yep
@williamwyn88923 жыл бұрын
Ooordeeerrrrr!!!!
@Adam-tu1lk3 жыл бұрын
@@yup9451 Lobbying exists outside of the US.
@thepizzatime35023 жыл бұрын
Im glad someone finally notices this, as a scottish person its fucking hilarious that people think we are all calm and posh (People say “British people are so posh” without realising Scotland is in Britian)
@PouncyJunior4 ай бұрын
"O R D E R" Dumbledore said calmy.
@BeauLufc25Ай бұрын
Cringe
@nicholas-gurr-4202 күн бұрын
why do u not post anime
@PouncyJuniorКүн бұрын
@@nicholas-gurr-420 wdym?
@challenger2megatron7 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: The central table in Parliament is designed to be just wide enough for MPs to not be able to stab each other across it
@joelall1son3 жыл бұрын
uk members of parliament act like they're schoolchildren cause they all went to school together
@viper_fan3 жыл бұрын
There is no uk. Just england, and countries that are occupied by england.
@di72093 жыл бұрын
@@viper_fan It’s officially called the UK though no matter how many countries want out of it
@viper_fan3 жыл бұрын
@@di7209 then the u should stand for ununited kingdom.
@jasonwilkes88213 жыл бұрын
@@viper_fan even if you wanna say that for wales and northern ireland (which is bollocks), are you gonna forget how the uk came to be in 1707?
@viper_fan3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonwilkes8821 then the construct that is called "UK" exists 314 years to long. If you like numbers, I have an equation for you: *26+6=1*
@CaptainSw4g3 жыл бұрын
UK Politicians in Parliament is like US Politicians on Twitter
@BabbyCat30083 жыл бұрын
underrated
@silentoccasion43593 жыл бұрын
Amazing comment
@thomaswhite21983 жыл бұрын
At least UK politicians have the balls to do it their faces
@sophieminter03 жыл бұрын
*Trump on twitter.
@notjhoan3 жыл бұрын
@@gabrieljr5410 haha orange man bad amirite?
@WinterPhoenix7 ай бұрын
British politics is like a sitcom and i love it
@PikaJess1233 ай бұрын
Definitely watch "the thick of it" then
@joyfulcreations20042 ай бұрын
Yes minister: I'm appalled no one else has recommended me yet
@kaitlynethylia2 ай бұрын
It's very fun to watch, but it becomes less so when I remember that these are the people running the country I live in
@holliswilliams8426Ай бұрын
@@kaitlynethylia I left for a different country so I can just watch and enjoy it.
@kaitlynethyliaАй бұрын
@@holliswilliams8426 I plan to do that someday
@Jacob-qr8pl2 жыл бұрын
I am American. I see this in two ways. #1 The UK has all of the representatives get a pint in them before work, and we should follow their example. #2 Parliament is a pub where the representatives get together and disagree and they get rowdy. While in America it feels like a college class that only a few people showed up to.
@dillydraws7 ай бұрын
They do have bars in parliament.
@noname-wo9yy7 ай бұрын
@dillydraws duty free pubs as well
@mareksicinski37266 ай бұрын
to be fair the comparison is unfari, the rowdy stuff is like all PMQs, while the US stuff is the less atteneded sittings
@Noone-th7sn5 ай бұрын
@@mareksicinski3726does the US parliament ever get that chaotic?
@k.i.a64334 ай бұрын
we got guns over here though.
@gb469x3 жыл бұрын
“Mr. Robertson, Mr. Robertson…calm yourself man.” the parliamentarian said calmly.
@Nathh993 жыл бұрын
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!!
@justthoughts55573 жыл бұрын
Omg I just saw this comment as I clicked away from the video. Had to come back and say this is golden 😂😂
@Rjrdre3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@justthoughts55573 жыл бұрын
@Vedant K no it’s gold and blue
@microsofthoodie3 жыл бұрын
@@justthoughts5557 no the dress is black and blue
@Ginjitzu3 жыл бұрын
In the US, the aim is to make your opponent appear to be the villain. In the UK, the aim is to make your opponent appear to be a moron.
@dio.85983 жыл бұрын
DICK EAD!
@ehs14523 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I haven't realised how true this is until reading this comment.
@greatcesari3 жыл бұрын
In the US the aim is to make yourself the moron. In the UK the aim is to make your opponent the moron. FTFY
@John_Greek3 жыл бұрын
Very true
@popkhorne53723 жыл бұрын
And in France, the goal is to outquote/outreference/outculture your opponent.
@Bolensgoldrush4 ай бұрын
1:20 Home boy asleep in the back is PERFECT
@allergy56347 ай бұрын
As a Brit, I feel so patriotic
@michaelinzo3 жыл бұрын
UK politics is like a drunkard gentlemen in a pub watching football
@TheArsenalgunner283 жыл бұрын
I mean US politics is all sleek and quietly cynical...UK is like teens shouting over each other’s power point presentation. As a Brit It’s embarrassing tbh
@hugabugfoofoo68123 жыл бұрын
@@TheArsenalgunner28 dont be i wish our politics were like that it might make it so it isn't such a serious thing and at least we can see your politicians intentions
@mysticmajin37693 жыл бұрын
Pretty much as a certified Brit I can agree with this
@crocfighter.13223 жыл бұрын
I like Australia, a nice mix of passion and professionalism. Somewhere between the two.
@starshooter71283 жыл бұрын
ayup
@solortus3 жыл бұрын
I love how the judge moderator guy is like a game show host
@albasmith58243 жыл бұрын
He's the Jimmy Carr of Law and Justice😂
@LEWIS19923 жыл бұрын
FYI his role is called "The Speaker", though someone else has that role now.
@sandy1203 жыл бұрын
His name is Jon bercow and he was an absolute treasure you should look for some of the compilations of him telling off our politicians. He treated them like idiotic little children and I fucking adore him for it.
@evanlee42893 жыл бұрын
Orrdaaaa
@crazygamingeater14483 жыл бұрын
@@sandy120 "treated them like idiotic little children" well i mean
@emmahealy48634 ай бұрын
It's fun to watch the house of commons argue like little kids when the teacher leaves the classroom 😅
@Zephirite.4 ай бұрын
0:51 sounds like a laugh track
@benjaminwinnett72692 жыл бұрын
UK politics sounds like a discord server at 2am.
@njrakri19156 ай бұрын
2k likes and no reply??
@andrut046 ай бұрын
yes@@njrakri1915
@Mr.Eminem6 ай бұрын
@@njrakri1915bot likes
@jimiboi876 ай бұрын
Bro what discord servers are you hittin’ up. Can a guy get an invite?
@L333gok5 ай бұрын
It sounds like my aunt’s family when we went to visit them in Kentucky every night while I was trying to get to sleep .-.
@Buagg3 жыл бұрын
American politics have the same energy as silent reading time. Whilst the UK is like gladitorial combat audiance
@theyordle273 жыл бұрын
If most of the gladiators were 70+ and drunk then yes
@keegs11633 жыл бұрын
i feel like that was 2016 and earlier. America has changed weirdchamp :D
@tobyconner58273 жыл бұрын
basically yeah
@getoveryourself22123 жыл бұрын
@@keegs1163 weirdchamp? Tf is that
@nateb36793 жыл бұрын
@@keegs1163 wtf is weirdchamp? go outside I’m begging you
@rodri-a29512 жыл бұрын
Us politicians: 😒😴 Uk polititans: 🤣🤯🥳😠
@angkhoatranle6874 Жыл бұрын
The old man slept at 1:20 makes this even more funny
@brendansmith7842 Жыл бұрын
I think that was Larry bird
@anspailpinfanach78873 жыл бұрын
UK parliament is like a sophisticated pub brawl
@ziggystardust24353 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@SOBEKCrocodileGod3 жыл бұрын
“Sophisticated”
@Mlpzeldafan0111003 жыл бұрын
@@SOBEKCrocodileGod complicated sophisticated, not fancy sophisticated.
@Liusila3 жыл бұрын
More like a posh uni pub brawl which for most of these people mean their lives don’t change from when they’re 17.5 years old, so they’ve no idea how odd and silly they look to us normies.
@magic_cfw3 жыл бұрын
how it should be
@Abshir1it1is3 жыл бұрын
UK: Roaring High School Cafeteria US: Kindergarten reading of Dr. Seuss
@hilberryjoe3993 жыл бұрын
Lol
@blankblank89843 жыл бұрын
You mean you wouldn't stay quite for the reading of Dr. Seuss?
@1stpaperdragon7403 жыл бұрын
@@blankblank8984 well at least you get some Entertainment while your sitting there for basically no reason.
@MochaFur13 жыл бұрын
1:40
@Anne-xm9sf3 жыл бұрын
wow after seeing that video, I have to say the german one isn’t quiet as chaotic, but still bad. I think betwewn UK ans US
@neonfroot Жыл бұрын
I like how British politicians can make politics into verbal football. American politicians treat politics like its church.
@jabbadesilijictiure29377 ай бұрын
The virgin calm and controlled speech vs the Chad discordant banter
@babbabooey11763 жыл бұрын
The UK looks like when the teacher tries to quiet the class down but awfully fails.
@Artemis_233 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@3katsime3 жыл бұрын
Where the teacher fucking joins the class
@applicableapple39913 жыл бұрын
ORDER
@moss34963 жыл бұрын
It is lmao
@viper01113 жыл бұрын
Or like when the teacher joins in to clown on someone
@jazzycat89173 жыл бұрын
"The House of Commons is like Congress but with a 2 drink minimum "- Robin Williams
@tommytimmy84413 жыл бұрын
Rip to the goat
@creakydabomb3 жыл бұрын
@@tommytimmy8441 he wasn't a farm animal???? What the hell??
@SeventhSolar3 жыл бұрын
@@creakydabomb GOAT: Greatest Of All Time
@creakydabomb3 жыл бұрын
@@SeventhSolar I know what it means as an acronym I was just making a joke because he used it as a word in lowercase.
@BijinMCMXC3 жыл бұрын
@@SeventhSolar I’m going to be nice and decline to whoosh you.
@oilybat3269 Жыл бұрын
I love how they both match what the other country thinks the other acts like. Congress is calm and orderly and parliament is chaotic and unorganized.
@DoyLegacy2 ай бұрын
USA : Parent-teacher conference UK : Classroom with a substitute teacher
@jimmy16423 жыл бұрын
Us: "sons and daughters, husbands and wives.." Uk: "MR ROBERTSON CALM YOURSELF MAN"
@thecasualparry77973 жыл бұрын
Also rhymes
@isaachester84753 жыл бұрын
That part absolutely killed me, especially because of the guy who looked like he was sleeping in the background in the US clip.
@foxarus61333 жыл бұрын
“THE LION MUST FET BACK IN HIS HEN”
@brianlacroix8223 жыл бұрын
i will not eat green eggs and ham sam i am
@l1nh6073 жыл бұрын
And there is literally a man sleeping at the back 😂🤣 1:21
@Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs3 жыл бұрын
love how that one woman even has a broken arm. Pure chaos
@igor-yp1xv3 жыл бұрын
Certainly from the last House brawl
@wormie0773 жыл бұрын
“Oh, and the thing about chaos, it’s fair”
@alpha6games7513 жыл бұрын
Right lol? She’s like “you want sum fakin more ya fakin twats”
@maximerruiz41793 жыл бұрын
You can just throw around your broken arm like that! Holy smokes!!
@jamiengo23433 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know who she is?
@stanislausklim77942 жыл бұрын
To be fair, de Toqueville describes the intended Congress very well in his book "Democracy in America". He describes the House as more rowdy and the Senate as more calm and mature. He even goes on to say that the debates in the Senate could bring honor to the most prestigious assemblies of Europe, or something of that nature (I'd have to go back and look).
@bzipoliАй бұрын
this would be the house of lords in the UK not the house of commons by comparison
@NotRealKirby2 жыл бұрын
USA: *Makes me want to sleep* UK: *ROASTING, FIGHTS, SHOUTING & LAUGHTER*
@qaseemtak93683 жыл бұрын
American congress: *Asleep* British Parliament: *Roasting session* Ugandan Parliament: *WWE*
@demigodgamez3 жыл бұрын
Everybody in Uganda knows kung fu.
@fadzilicious44113 жыл бұрын
You ah gei
@qm2303 жыл бұрын
@@fadzilicious4411 wheh r u gey?
@munafkkevgir19453 жыл бұрын
Turkish Parliament: MMA
@user-dk7mz1py7l3 жыл бұрын
@@munafkkevgir1945 Been waiting for this
@flyingpiggie9793 жыл бұрын
UK Parliament exists in a perpetual state of “u wot m8?!”.
@crystal49113 жыл бұрын
U BLOODY WAT M8????!!!!
@Pyxlean3 жыл бұрын
The British Parliament is just MLG screams
@theworldofpanda65593 жыл бұрын
Sick burns, u wot m8's and some dude in the corner egging on the riot
@user-tx5sw4hq1h3 жыл бұрын
Just like the rest of the uk 🇬🇧
@splergemellon14053 жыл бұрын
@BIG UPz \*snorts into juice*
@kaitlynethylia2 ай бұрын
"On May 5th 2010, the President said, and I quote WE'VE GOT A NEW HAND GESTURE FROM THE SHADOW CHANCELLOR"
@thenotsogood_gamer4 ай бұрын
I like to imagine all of these events are happening at the same time, in parallel to each other
@kaiserwaffle78963 жыл бұрын
American Senator: "the president said and i quote" British MP: "DODGY DAVE!"
@mrminkman9523 жыл бұрын
Baffled Boris
@bleepblop56823 жыл бұрын
Handy man han
@arrenworden62263 жыл бұрын
@Jimothy Biscuit you're too stupid.
@Shanoyu192713 жыл бұрын
@Jimothy Biscuit political nutjob here we come
@Eclipse-bn2ng3 жыл бұрын
He is dodgy
@millersaur3 жыл бұрын
US Politics: *reading Doctor Seuss* UK Politics: *Discord call*
@ceoofracism21783 жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@obamalastname84893 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/edl4bLCmltzKmok.html
@nullvoid5643 жыл бұрын
Reagan shut down Americas mental institutions while Britain arranged to house them in parliament
@fauzyabdallah81583 жыл бұрын
@@nullvoid564 you made me chuckle, congrats dear void
@kormannn13 жыл бұрын
Doctor sus???😳
@arctic_desert2 жыл бұрын
imagine youre enjoying a nice roast duck in northern france and you cant hear anything your dinner guest is saying over the commotion at the UK parliament meetings
@azguthgtf7812 Жыл бұрын
Legend has it that Dodgy Dave still hasn't given his answer.
@granolagrandma3 жыл бұрын
that one lady really said: no, I don’t think my arm IS broken
@shely_D7vil3 жыл бұрын
"My bones have insta-glued themselves together for a couple seconds, just to further prove my point that your argument, indeed, fukiN sUcc"
@agestatsega3 жыл бұрын
That Woman's Arm Was Broken Again That Day.
@kokoko9003 жыл бұрын
Wow thanks. As an Asian, all I heard was wiwiwiwi *WIWIWI* wiwiwi!
@Coffee_Divinity3 жыл бұрын
UK politics is handled like a public sporting event, where even the ref can’t help but join in
@xavierpaquin3 жыл бұрын
He seems to love it lol
@dbclass40753 жыл бұрын
In House of Commons, at least. House of Lords is a bit more...boring.
@MohammedAhmed-jy8bk3 жыл бұрын
At least the UK gets it done.
@deepaparakkal42413 жыл бұрын
@Oritra Kar Because the commons must rule
@obamalastname84893 жыл бұрын
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@average_goofball7 ай бұрын
Uk politics is just one massive saturday night pub quiz
@bitsaucetv2 жыл бұрын
The UK does government like a bunch of high school kids choose a project to work on, and the US does government like debate club at a nursing home
@whatisanickname92923 жыл бұрын
Imagine being so mad u start to gesticulate with your broken arm
@benchin36073 жыл бұрын
"To hell with my recovery! I got a fucking point to make!!" - that lady.
@LewisLawlor3 жыл бұрын
@@benchin3607 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fikrifahrizal4823 жыл бұрын
Tis but a scratch
@Marco-zt2jj3 жыл бұрын
And they say italians talk with their hands
@MrSpruce3 жыл бұрын
@@fikrifahrizal482 No it isn't, your arm's off!
@yourexhusband23383 жыл бұрын
USA politics: when the teacher is in UK politics: when the class has a cover teacher
@madsquirrelz2763 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@thomasbennett7123 жыл бұрын
Poor Bercow is the cover teacher
@lj71693 жыл бұрын
Great comment 😂😂 you will acquire many likes with your addition, my honourable gentleman 👍
@yourexhusband23383 жыл бұрын
@@lj7169 why thank you very much 🙏
@AnimeEnergy3 жыл бұрын
In the USA we call that a substitute teacher
@etac7744 ай бұрын
Two sides of the funny spectrum: *Crazy yelling and screaming* to *green eggs and ham*
@ReedyJRsup7 ай бұрын
“This is madness!” “This is politics”
@jayantshelke59533 жыл бұрын
US parliament: Class with a teacher UK parliament: Class without teacher.
@GagandeepSingh-dj8kd3 жыл бұрын
Indian Parliament: Class with a teacher behaving like as if there isn't one.
@SayYourSomething3 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is a US parliament?
@mauroalves3173 жыл бұрын
@@SayYourSomething indeed what is that?
@serioussilliness20643 жыл бұрын
@@SayYourSomething that would be if the executive branch ever actually had to answer to the legislation, then he'd be a minister rather than a president
@thedankone47373 жыл бұрын
US Congress. Not bloody Parliament.
@Umbooms3 жыл бұрын
Uk: “ *OOOOORRRRDDDDDEERRR* “ Us: “I do not like green eggs and ham”
@ZHL2423 жыл бұрын
I do not like that man Ted Cruz
@Asameshimae3 жыл бұрын
@@ZHL242 I do not like his twisted views
@WoWOmegor3 жыл бұрын
@@Asameshimae I change the channel when he's on the news
@eulipotyphla14943 жыл бұрын
@@WoWOmegor His word and speech I must refuse
@_su0p3 жыл бұрын
I do not know who he is but there is a bomb in my room, Which i cannot defuse, This bomb will now give me an excuse, To not use the noose. This is a joke i do not encourage suicide please if you are feeling this way seek help you are worth much more than you think and if you go no one can replace you.
@johnspinelli9396 Жыл бұрын
USA: A country club meeting UK: An entertaining pub/party
@sernoddicusthegallant69863 жыл бұрын
US: Dumbledore in the books UK: Dumbledore in the movies
@asmodeuskingofdemons3 жыл бұрын
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET HARRY
@oomphlagwumpla6503 жыл бұрын
@@asmodeuskingofdemons *Dumbeldore asked calmly*
@adjoint_functor3 жыл бұрын
EEEHHEHEHHHHHHGGHHJHHHHHHHHHHH, the chamber said calmly.
@ryanal49233 жыл бұрын
More like: US: Dumbledore in the first two movies UK: Dumbledore in the last six movies
@grellsutcliffdaring22153 жыл бұрын
Omg lol
@user-he4ef9br7z3 жыл бұрын
"The President said, I quote... " "𝕎𝔼𝕍𝔼 𝔾𝕆𝕋 𝔸 ℕ𝔼𝕎 ℍ𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔾𝔼𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝔼 𝔽ℝ𝕆𝕄 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊ℍ𝔸𝔻𝕆𝕎 ℂℍ𝔸ℕℂ𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆ℝ !!!!"
@dimitrijensk28453 жыл бұрын
All I want is for someone to say (obviously as a joke) “I am the senate!” on May 4 or something.
@glennhooper88673 жыл бұрын
"**Either or after today's briefing in the papers, the hand gesture from the Shadow Chancellor should be bye bye!**
@dankenstin88033 жыл бұрын
(0:59) “On May 5th, 2010, the prime minister said, and I quote...” “Can you speak English?” “And then he said...” “FAK YOU!” “And everyone around him said...” “He do speak English”
@danielsmith94763 жыл бұрын
@@dankenstin8803 PRIME MINISTER
@dankenstin88033 жыл бұрын
@@danielsmith9476 Ok, I’ll correct that. Sorry
@FlymanMS4 ай бұрын
US: "well akshully" UK: "just a bit of banter"
@sachinramesh8527Ай бұрын
1:13 The transition from party levels of noise to dead silence and a guy LITERALLY SLEEPING is so funny🤣
@drkillee32363 жыл бұрын
US: *someone bored to death or sleeping in the background* "Sons and daughters, husbands and wives..." UK: "MISTER ROBERTSON! MISTER ROBERTSON! CALM YOURSELF MAN!"
@Darkray8003 жыл бұрын
Literally sounds like they're having a house party and Mr Robertsons threatening to jump off the roof into the pool
@whocares41023 жыл бұрын
@@Darkray800 😂
@crosshair66883 жыл бұрын
ORDER ORDER
@jahseh81943 жыл бұрын
@@Darkray800 what a perfect description 💀
@MA-fg6ts3 жыл бұрын
UK PARLIAMENT IS A WHOLE REALITY SHOW I'M CRYING
@elizabethmartin38313 жыл бұрын
So which season we on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TrianglePants3 жыл бұрын
All of politics is.
@efrainsantiago28113 жыл бұрын
Damn it. They should have evicted Mr. Robertson sooner.
@Dragoneer3 жыл бұрын
It’s not always like that, these clips are spread out over the years. Most of the time it’s just as boring as the US, only there’s more chance for things to kick off...
@sarroumarbeu68103 жыл бұрын
XDDD
@harrytheseal65664 ай бұрын
0:58 that's a good way of splicing the videos together
@DanHauer3 жыл бұрын
The important thing to understand about the British politicians is they all had quite a few pints at lunchtime.
@brianlacroix8223 жыл бұрын
british parliament has REALLY REALLY nice bars, like 5 of them
@mckenzie24233 жыл бұрын
@@brianlacroix822 why would they need that? I mean the results that may or may not come from that are funny but why put it there in the first place?
@brianlacroix8223 жыл бұрын
@@mckenzie2423 it could be funny, people are funny
@tonyarcos46663 жыл бұрын
The Americans had cocaine for lunch
@cheesecakelasagna3 жыл бұрын
@@tonyarcos4666 this but unironically
@tortoiseboy23313 жыл бұрын
Us: talks about doing insane things in a mundane way Uk: talks about the most boring shit in the most insane way
@icedragon90973 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@aby1103 жыл бұрын
So true lol
@owenwebb50953 жыл бұрын
Accurate, dangerously accurate
@TheGreenlandPenguin12083 жыл бұрын
Hey Brits, Could we please have those types of politicians instead of ours, I'll give you $1 million bucks for just one
@Tinfoil_Hardhat3 жыл бұрын
@@TheGreenlandPenguin1208 British politicians are the same ones that spent multiple sessions of parliament complaining about people saying mean things to them on Twitter.
@once.upon.a.time.3 ай бұрын
I half expected someone in Parliament to come in at the last second with a steel chair 😂
@PsYDaniel2 жыл бұрын
I love how oversimplified made a parody of the UK parliament with these videos in mind lol.
@joshuaedward17483 жыл бұрын
I like how the UK Parliament has the same energy as their local pubs
@Prudenprocom2 жыл бұрын
We use to be allowed to have pints, it's more boring than before.
@plutonium092 жыл бұрын
Guess where they go right after
@diceqube64392 жыл бұрын
@@plutonium09 that’s where they went before.
@christopherstein20242 жыл бұрын
It's also about as big a pub wich certainly contributes to the mood
@nin10do972 жыл бұрын
El psy kongorooo i agree
@boywcurtains73553 жыл бұрын
love how the uk parliament is no different to a football crowd
@TropicalBrick3 жыл бұрын
Where do you think hooligans got the idea?
@Kittycat-rm8hu3 жыл бұрын
I was actually thinking that it has something to do with there “football” culture. In the uk the fans are very passionate and rowdy while American FOOTBALL 🏈🇺🇸 fans are relatively calm compared to the uk.
@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD3 жыл бұрын
@@Kittycat-rm8hu they are being loud when they agree or disagree with what the party leader or speaker is saying. It shows support. Tbh it is crazy lol, but then again gotta be democratic
@alexandrerohban31543 жыл бұрын
haters will say it is soccer
@lkryan3 жыл бұрын
Haters say soccer.
@JBRAI227 ай бұрын
Aussie parliament is like a hybrid, we will yell and we will get into fights but there are also times where we’re calm (mostly fighting though)
@starsetter5 ай бұрын
reading green eggs and ham like slam poetry
@jenniferl.81113 жыл бұрын
UK politics literally sounds like the crowd booing effect
@omega15753 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a sporting event with Gordon Ramsay as the host Edit spelling
@joeshanks9713 жыл бұрын
It’s because they aren’t allowed to clap so they have to vocalise they’re agreement or disagreement .
@adjoint_functor3 жыл бұрын
Filibusters couldn't happen in the UK, because within the first minute you'd have the entire congregation shouting "GET ON WITH IT!" Edit: Why is this my most liked comment it's not even that good lol
@madeleinewalker8383 жыл бұрын
🤣
@MegaOgrady3 жыл бұрын
Maybe we found the solution to US politics
@lupo15013 жыл бұрын
Now all I’m imagining is Monty pythons holy grail
@adjoint_functor3 жыл бұрын
@@lupo1501 Yup, that's about the voice I wrote this in
@LoRdInTeRwEbS3 жыл бұрын
You clearly no absolutely nothing about our government then.
@no-uc9bk2 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of my class vs the class next door
@Zei334 ай бұрын
It's like a barbarian tavern vs an elven court.
@Popcorn-de9fg3 жыл бұрын
"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?", Dumbledore asked calmly.
@zainkhalid36703 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@nationalsocialist55263 жыл бұрын
HaRry PoTAa iS DEeD!!!
@Tandwar3 жыл бұрын
US: The book UK: The film
@derekrequiem43593 жыл бұрын
HARREH! DIDJA PUTCHA NAME INTHA GOBLARFAR????
@hers66943 жыл бұрын
PLEASE I CANT TAKE THIS SERIOUS😭
@tozbog10973 жыл бұрын
USA politics: how you talk with your parents UK politics: ps4 party with 14 people
@gilly123_93 жыл бұрын
Basically
@hunterdidsomething84373 жыл бұрын
The PS4 isn't a thing anymore
@FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid694203 жыл бұрын
@@hunterdidsomething8437 lol
@inversion96513 жыл бұрын
America usually is the butt of the joke, interesting how that’s not the case this time. Canadian politics also can get a little rowdy sometimes.
@Ssyphoned3 жыл бұрын
@@inversion9651 i think rowdier the better. They care more, aren’t reading from scripts.
@tommyvercetti94347 ай бұрын
It's always nice to see UK Parliament footage to feel beeter about your own Parliament
@lidge19947 ай бұрын
In the US, 80% of the room is 80+ years old and most of them are either asleep or way too old and devoid of energy to shout. And they'll stay there for at least another 10.
@LecherousLizard3 жыл бұрын
Similarities: Both are a circus Differences: One of them embraces it
@Delrost3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@MrTimmy1323 жыл бұрын
best comment
@robin97593 жыл бұрын
Greatest comment ever
@appleslover3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@servvo3 жыл бұрын
perfect summary
@zackbobby55503 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how differently you can get nothing done lol.
@slepywidomy98003 жыл бұрын
Xdd +
@killerkreuz46343 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahaha fuck that’s funny
@youneskasdi3 жыл бұрын
Parliament is just a way for politicians to pretend like they actually care about the people
@dantebermeo57733 жыл бұрын
@@youneskasdi think you can say the same thing about Congress
@JM-lc3ki3 жыл бұрын
I like this joke, government is garbage lmao
@thirstydemon2 жыл бұрын
"we've got a new hand gesture from the shadow chancellor". For some reason this made me piss myself.
@tezcanuyank34466 ай бұрын
As a turkish person the UK parliament is very similiar to ours but we also sometimes get into fist fighting
@ciceroalexandar61843 жыл бұрын
- The Speaker says something funny - They laugh The speaker: Odaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@veerpanchia18993 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@DiabolicalBiscuit3 жыл бұрын
He’s a great man, odaaaa
@ahmedalanesi3 жыл бұрын
Looooll😂😂😂😂
@hotbaconbap64853 жыл бұрын
More like, *orduuuuuuuuur*
@ilikechez57753 жыл бұрын
Ohduuuuuuuuuuuh
@ratshave47483 жыл бұрын
Uk: politics with the boys USA: *The league of villains meeting*
@jordanaveryt20513 жыл бұрын
Exactly, kamala are biden are true super villains
@robin97593 жыл бұрын
Meh, I'm just trying to find a president that's neither parties.
@kidwiththehat20163 жыл бұрын
@@jordanaveryt2051 brotip - he can’t take your money if it’s in dogecoin
@tomdrawsstuffs60923 жыл бұрын
@@robin9759 good luck with that, two party system has fucked any hope for independents or other more obscure parties
@robin97593 жыл бұрын
@@tomdrawsstuffs6092 Don't worry at this point I have long gave up. George Washington and the homies has specifically stated they didn't want political parties and I'm dead.
@CookiehsAndDreams21 сағат бұрын
U.S Politics: **reading Dr. Seuss** U.K Politics: **furious screaming**
@Chubs. Жыл бұрын
0:35 that has got to be one of the funniest juxtaposition cuts I have evern seen
@raghuvansh12933 жыл бұрын
USA : And the president said and I quote UK : ODAA!! ODAA!! ODAA!!
@robin90313 жыл бұрын
@@gabrieljr5410 but 70% of UK tv is American programming lol Wdym “by always” when the entire world indulges in our media, im not even an extreme patriot or anything but what are you trying to say 😂
@j2bigd5903 жыл бұрын
@@robin9031 alot of famous bands and musicians are British. And as a British person, I barely watch American tv
@robin90313 жыл бұрын
@@j2bigd590 ive never said the UK is talentless. All im saying is the US runs the entertainment world. All the biggest movies, characters, etc are American, it doesnt matter where you live the US just has icons that are known in every country, other countries have some too like Japan’s Pikachu or Britain’s James Bond but the amount of recognizable characters, superheroes, what have you is just larger here. And i dont think thats a debateable opinion lol
@robin90313 жыл бұрын
@@gabrieljr5410 how is the country itself boring? America is probably the only country in the world where every single state is treated like an entirely different world not just certain points of interest scattered around the map
@j2bigd5903 жыл бұрын
@@robin9031 I’m not denying that, America has a monopoly on tv. There is quite a few famous British tv shows though
@bomberex78097 ай бұрын
The galactic Senate vs The Separatist Senate
@harrisonofcolorado88862 жыл бұрын
"On May 5th, 2010, the president said, and I quote,'We got a new hand gesture!'"
@vak.o3 жыл бұрын
“And the majority leader looked at me and said, “there is no deal, there is no deal-“ “ŒÖÊDDËÄH, ŒÖÊDDËÄH! This shouldn’t be a collective groan!!” Fucking genius
@Jaechhetai3 жыл бұрын
Meaning?
@shreyassalunke61953 жыл бұрын
@@Jaechhetai ORDER ORDER
@ko-Daegu3 жыл бұрын
While in Russia people are hiring shot in street for wanting real elections
@JakeTheGreatTV3 жыл бұрын
The second video usa vs uk vid is up!
@vak.o3 жыл бұрын
@@JakeTheGreatTV Nice! I’ll make sure to check it out later!
@SALT933 жыл бұрын
US congress: “I don’t like ham and eggs” *literally a dude sleeping in the background* UK parliament: “OHDAHHHH!” *zoo noises*
@selpak31383 жыл бұрын
That was Dr. Seuss
@ilusao11113 жыл бұрын
@@selpak3138 More like Dr. Snooze
@megans70503 жыл бұрын
He read the book to his kid bc he wasn’t going to get home in time to read his kid bedtime stories
@drewbutler13263 жыл бұрын
softly: I do not like them sam I am even softer: good night little joe.