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It's occurred to me that Michael Madsen could play Steven Segal in a biopic of Steven Segal.

When the movie was in theatres, a film critic mentioned Kingsley sitting on his throne with a pained expression on his face as he sinks his head into his hand. The critic said, you can almost hear Kingsley saying to himself, I’ve played Gandhi, I’ve won awards, why am I here?

I worked on an Uwe Boll movie . Funny enough , Billy Zane *and Kristanna Loken was on that one as well . My biggest recollection is constantly running out of fake blood . I would finish my squeeze bottle and before I could refill it , he would bellow out from his little director chair "more blood , we need more blood" . Dressed and prepped a particularly violent scene that took hundreds of retakes , eventually an art director called it out and said "this scene will never make it past the regulatory boards , let's just shoot it and go home" He got sent home , we kept on shooting ,and the scene was dropped in the final cut . 😆

Michael Madsen's "Whatever" response to being stabbed through the heart with a sword is pretty unique.

It's amazing how Boll can get such terrible performances out of such good actors

This movie proves that everyone has bills tô pay

'Even though she's unconscious she somehow runs to the horses with them' - that got me. xD

Fun Fact: Laura Bailey (Rayne’s VA from the games) hated this movie. In her own words from Boston Anime Convention 2007, “Oh God, that movie sucked. And that movie was so bad. I saw it on The Movie Channel and I couldn't even get through 20 minutes of it! It was so bad and it was kinda sad that they took that because I really liked the games.”

I wonder why we never got an Boll/Seagal-collaboration. Maybe one of them was worried about his reputation.

Billy Zane's wig absolutely screams quality and high budget.

"Every appearance of Billy Zane is special" That was the joke I never expected to laugh so hard at.

Fun Fact: Michael Madsen and Uwe Boll regular Will Sanderson were drunk as f*** the ENTIRE shooting of this film

you have to admire the commitment this guy has to watch all these shitty movies and give us these amazing reviews!!

“What?! She can be grateful and still wonder where the f**k she’s going” killed me!

6:26 i love when that guy tackles a horse lol. he did not tackle the guy off the horse... he tackled the horse to take down the guy riding the horse lol. oh my god i am laughing so hard.

That shot on 1:57 with Uwe Boll and his medieval golden watch is the stuff of legend.

The Sun was so embarrassed to be in this movie it tried to hide behind a cloud ☁️

First of all, all appearances by Billy Zane are "special". Coming out of the gate with a home run on this one, Space.

That casual stab through the heart scene had me in tears

I watched this yesterday and i was continually amazed how literally every single scene in this movie is bad. Every single one. There's never once that moment where you think, hey, at least that was kind of cool. It hits the bottom of the suck barrel within the first ten seconds and never gets back out.

Love Ben Kingsley's very deliberate non-performance. He stated in an interview that he signed up without having read the script or looked into the director's previous work. He made a "juvenile decision" (his words) to star as a Vampire overlord because he had always wanted to play a head villain in a Horror movie. But upon filming it became apparent to him he had made the biggest mistake of his career as Boll clearly had no idea how to direct actors or properly prep scenes. And as for the script? What script? It was being rewritten on a seemingly daily basis. Kingsley knew he couldn't pull out & lose a paycheque so he just did what was expected of him...READ HIS LINES...and he did so with zero emotion whatsoever! It was beautiful! 😅

So, in this universe where there's vampires that are dissolved by water, I assume there's 0% humidity in the air? Uwe Boll's world-building is just perfect!

I'm pretty sure when the trailer first aired in a theatre and the audience saw "Billy Zane, Michael Madsen and Michelle Rodriguez", the audience burst out laughing.

The cute little axe thing is actually one of the most accurate parts, it's still pretty wildly inaccurate because of how silly that particular double axe looks, but axes used in combat historically are actually quite small, their only purpose is to crack a skull open and as such are closer to picks in size and purpose. It's the same kind of thing with "war hammers", they aren't these huge unwieldy items, they are designed for one specific task, of breaking through a helmet (or armor in general) and opening a skull (or generally breaking bones), and the smaller the better when it comes to swinging at a person trying to kill you's head. But I digress, and also I swear I'm not a serial killer this was just something I picked up while researching real world history.

"Even though it's adorable, why is his axe so tiny?" That's a line that warrants a subscribe. Well played sir.

I do understand now why some actors dont watch their own movies.

Michael Madsen only great in Tarantino movies , he saved his career

The self insert from the director is hilarious. Especially when you realize he’s in the only sex scene in the movie.

"Every Billy Zane appearance is Special" very true. How the fuck did they get that cast?

I remember when Uwe Boll was rumored to direct the first Silent Hill movie. The uproar was historic.

Don't ever stop making these...please. Laughed till I choked.

8:14 "I would do anything for Boll, but I won't act"

9:25 the unconscious woman running while pretending to still be unconscious is the funniest part

Fun Fact: The elderly Fortune teller was played by Charlie Chaplin's daughter.

Billy Zane is one of those guys who had more success being a caricature of themselves than being a serious actor. While he and Will Wheaton were forced into it, guys like Adam West were born for it.

I remember this movie being so bad that critics HAD to ask how voice actress of RAYNE in games felt like. She was extremely sad of how it turned out. Imagine Game developers. No wonder we did not get a BLOOD RAYNE 3 😂😂😂

We Germans sincirely apologize for the very existence of Uwe Boll. //EDIT Thank ya'all for your comments. I feel obliged to state something here: - This "OTHER" guy many of you want an apology for, was actually not German, but Austrian. These cursed Austrians just tricked everyone thinking that he was German. Now everyone hates us for him, but not these crooked Austrians. 😬 - Yes, the whole story of Uwe is actually about "stupid German money", I agree. We could have spend this money on other, better things.

Easily a top 10 Meatloaf, Ben Kingsley, and Michelle Rodriguez film involving vampires. Maybe even top 5

I love the whole monk face bashing. How unnecessary it was and how they just accepted it after. She couldn't have just knocked him out for a bit, had to go instantly with the morning star to the face.

The pain Uwe causes to his viewers. He is pure evil to be able and willing to cause the hurt and anguish every film. He boxed some critics but they were just trying to warn others

Madsen was actually completely wasted through the whole filming lol he didn't want to do the part so tried to get booted out by drinking the whole time and they still made him do it lol

Writer Guinevere Turner alleged that director Uwe Boll called her and screamed at her when she was writing the first draft of the script, and demanded she hand it in. She gave him the first draft the following week to get notes... and was shocked to learn that Boll was immediately going into production with her first draft without any rewriters. Turner later learned after filming that Boll and the cast rewrote most of the script on-set, and that the finished film was nothing like her drafts.

When she escaped the carnival she was splattered with blood her face was covered in blood and if water burns how did she wash it off?

As soon as I heard "Anna Rodriguez" my mind said "is gonna betray somebody."

7:24 I love how Boll, despite her character being knocked out, lifts her arms over his head to help getting on his shoulder

Ben KIngsley turned down Cleaver but he appeared in this?

I really don’t understand how Madsen was getting so many roles back then. Dude is the laziest actor not named Steven Segall. I recently saw Species and the way he was carrying or even using his firearm was the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. Dude was holding that thing like it was a goddam toy.

That fight scene breakdown had me crying, especially the adorable axe. Love your work. Thanks for watching this. The game was so-so. Edit: I had to add Madsen's death stare. Top notch acting.

The Billy Zane thing is really weird. They either forgot about him or he was set up for a sequel. Only it got TWO sequels and he never comes up

In fairness the "tiny" ax is actually about the right size for a combat weapon. It's not an oversized fantasy chuck of metal, nor quite a double-sided wood ax that would be too heavy for battle. Realism in the terrible vampire flick? Yeah, weird. Also Ben Kingsley admitted in an interview that he only took the job because he wanted to play a vampire and dress up with the fangs. So you know what, RESPECT. For every one else this was a paycheck. Cocaine does not buy itself.

This channel was recommended to me and I'm so glad it's just so laugh out loud funny. Great voice acting and commentary.

To be fair, the girl who played Rayne was pretty easy to look at.

Here's an interesting story. I worked as a projectionist at a movie theater. One night I was just about to start the last movie on my list as soon as it started I went downstairs to talk to the managers. As I was conversing with the manager a customer came up to us as asked "is the movie going to start?" I realized I still had one movie left on my list and it was 30 mins late to start. and the movie I forgot to start was BloodRayne.

Fun fact: A friend of mine lived next door to Kristanna Loken in Burbank, CA early 2000s. He said she was always nice and really friendly. That is all.

They gave Michael Madsen a wig, but kept the receding hairline

This movie should've been called bad hair days and terrible wigs

Please make more of these. You my friend are a national treasure.

Killing the survivors and cutting off the heads of a vampire attack DOES make sense in that anyone who was attacked but survived might turn into a vampire later. BUT I doubt that the movie explains that.

These are so much better than the everything wrong with videos because those are just become what the writers don’t like in movies you’re actually making fun of how stupid things are

i actually saw this in the theaters. i feel ashamed.

"She doesn't eat food dipshit." Love it!

Still a better love story than Twilight.

"What is fucking wrong with everyone?" I fell apart on that one. 🤣

Billy Zane, Ben Kingsey, Michael Madsen (Kill Bill, Reservoir Dog), Michelle Rodriguez, Meat Loaf (Fight Club).. wtf. Great lineup.

"What the fuck is wrong with everyone???" This guy's narration is the funniest shit I've heard in a while. Laughing like an idiot on my own 😂

I almost died laughing when the dude twirling his sword around got shot with an arrow

Remembering watching it for the first time. For an hour I tried to find some secret in the movie I was missing, thinking it's not possible for movie to be this bad, had to be some purpose, especially with that cast. Lol was I wrong.

How far Ben Kingsley's career has fallen since the title role in "Ghandi". The producers didn't even think he rated a "special appearance" credit.

Really funny review. BloodRayne is typical Ewe Boll. Complete insanity/nonsense - but great to make fun of.

We need Uwe Boll to produce a Steven Segal movie

I always thought Uwe Boll was like the German version of Meat Loaf. Kudos to Bowe for being able to get so many talented actors to accept parts in his doo-doo movies.

Uwe Boll plays a forgettable video game: “I must waste many people’s time and money making this into a forgettable movie”

oh man how is it even possible to release something that bad

How does a director hear Madsen's delivery and think "yeah, that'll do?"

Award fact BloodRayne was nominated for 6 Razzie Awards in 2006, unfortunately it did not win any: Worst Picture *Lost against Basic Instinct 2* Worst Director for Uwe Boll *Lost against M. Night Shyamalan for Lady in the Water* Worst Actress for Kristanna Loken *Lost against Sharon Stone for Basic Instinct 2* Worst Supporting Actor for Ben Kingsley *Lost against M. Night Shyamalan for Lady in the Water* Worst Supporting Actress for Michelle Rodriguez *Lost against Carmen Electra for Date Movie and Scary Movie 4* Worst Screenplay for Guinevere Turner *Lost against Leora Barish and Henry Bean for Basic Instinct 2* But went much “better” at the defunct Stinkers Bad Movie Awards winning 4 awards out of 10 for Worst Picture, Director (Uwe Boll), Ensemble Cast and Special Effects

Ben Kingsley's wig is the true star of this movie

Meat Loaf had a pretty sweet setup in that temple-castle-thing, though. I admit, 0 for guard quality, but 10 for piles of sexy naked female vampires. And those blue-blocker stained glass windows were a clever idea.

"If you don't believe Bloodrayne is the worst movie ever made... then-" Then it means you've seen the 2nd and 3rd movie.

"She gets sick of playing medieval Jackass" The irony, since the Jackass movies are brilliant.

Michelle Rodriguez goes from BloodRayne to Dungeons & Dragons in ~ 10 years. Quite the step up in quality!

Before Morbius...THAT was the...MOVIE of all time!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

I remember when this was first coming out. The movie theater had a big standee for it. Then all of the sudden the standee was gone and the movie never came to any of the theaters in the area. I rented it months later and couldnt get through Michael Madsen giving the most 'phoned in' performance I had ever seen. Especially the part where he is trying to trick the prison guard by saying his friend is gone. Just terrible delivery. Years later I saw they actually made a sequel. As well as 2 sequels for Boll's in the name of the king.

Most underrated channel ever in existence. I’m drank

Imagine a Steven Seagal/Uwe Boll co-production. It would be epic.

I kinda disagree with the title. The next two movies in the trilogy were far worse 😂

Germany is guilty of many horrible crimes.... this movie is one of them......

Modern Disney and recent MCU movies makes Uwe Boll looks like a masterpiece.

I can't believe Billy Zane went from Titanic with a quality hair piece to this...with a bad church lady wig on.

By today's standards it's practically a masterpiece

14:28 Madsen trained all his life for this scene

I'll be honest.........I was in a real bad spot and this video helped make my day so much better and it helped me very much.......thank you Space Ice........hand over my heart, I do appreciate it!

I love this channel, man!

Ben Kingsley had never been happier with an arrow in his heart.

Billy Zane is an awesome actor!

I know this is a small thing... but at 6:27. That dude that jumped and caused the horse to fall had me bawling in laughter XD

It’s so bad I couldn’t even watch this review. Thank you for you sacrificing yourself for the good of mankind.

Did Stephen Hawking do the dubbing on Michael Madsen's voice?

"She looked at the eye and now she's immune to water, OBVIOUSLY"

It just amazed me people would give him money to direct ANYTHING. The guy had 0 talent. He should have at best been a PA and that's it. The guy never wants to admit it, but holy crap he had ZERO TALENT.