first

Second

Third the one with the hairy chest

You need to update that painting your hairline isn't quite the same anymore.......😛

We are entering destroy dick december, next up, just jizz january, followed by fap furiously february

@Lord Cognus They got a little bit Ahead of themselves.

The saddest part of this story is they escaped

They don't eat enough protein, so the brain of a vegan is not as efficient.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So kids this is what natural selection in action looklike

"Dew it"

“But it’s not the way of the Jedi!” “Dew it.”

**Dew et*

Dew it

But it's not the Jedi way

SCP - 049 its like vegans don't know that without eating meat there wouldn't be modern humans

The pestilence is strong within this vegan soy boy

Make me your baby!

they did save the animal...from going hungry

your dogs and cats will eat you bout a week after you are not moving or dead

That’s what my parents said

Not always true many stupid games and pretty good rewards.

Cops: youre the one thats dumb dont try to sue them

@@averypleasedbakedpotato8609 bro you should be a comedian

must be because of the lack of protein

Vegans: We need to stop people from eating meat Machine: *I’m gonna stop you right there*

@@greenreversecard2612 vegan: Nobel bee! You stung when you knew you'd die! Why'd you do it? Bee: I saw a baby next to me in the grass and thought......🤔 FUCK THAT BABY!

Imagine this: you're a security guard. You work on a facility that cuts the heads off ducks so that they can be processed and sold as food. It's a bit grisly, but it puts food on the table. You're walking the perimeter, when suddenly a group of people in weird uniform clothing come running up, and you hear someone who's apparently their leader directing them to split up and move forward in what seems to be a raid on the property you were hired to protect. Your armed, but they've come in by the dozen, and you have no idea why there here and what their willing to do if you try to stop them. What would you do?

Morgan T. Dulaman what am I armed with ? If it’s a semi automatic then it’s I will just threaten them out

@@karhin9912 Or you could just shoot them and claim self defense

Morgan T. Dulaman Full auto

They need to be armed with paintball markers that fire those reusable training roundd. That way they can ward off dickhead trespassers without getting done for murder

I like the profile pic

It’s really cringe

He did trust me he did

@@bruhmomment2999 i forgot the name of the hen, pls just reminds me

LY TRUC itidaki seieki something like that

Vegan logic

Imagine if nobody was around to get them out, fuckin retards i swear

You see in the 1960's Black people used to do 'stand-ins' and shit like that to enact change. Difference is when they tried to use a high pressure hose from a fire truck to break them up the protesters from the 60's stood there and took it, this caused actual change. If you're going to wuss out when the chips are down you're not going to enact change.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...

@@msihcs8171 if theyd let their heads get cut off who knows.. They might have made a change

If they died it would just be natural selection

I wonder if they were sued for this stupidity because there’s already a video showing what they did

Damian Morrison they entered were they shouldn’t and stole future food, the should be sued

nicol RB: not only that but sabotaging there machine and endangering the life of a person

Natural selection needs to be a thing again

V.A.G nice😏

For DUC

Ei vittu :D

@Unchiul Dani perkele

Yeah these kids nowadays are really as dumb as they look....

The real reason is because alive duck probably would have kicked their asses a dead duck is about all they could handle

As the rebellious fucker I am..... .....I liked your comment

All the same but in spanish xD... Hey bato que pedo con ese ruido?? No se deja veo... Unos pendejos con el pañal cagsdo se colgaron en el decapitador... *LOL* que pendejos bueno tenemos trabajo que hacer...

Wit Wunsz no u wont

Meat is meat XD

@@myelene4695 why??

@@martiannns because of the music XD ...

Rush beak

*"REMEMBER NO RUSSIAN."*

Bravo vegan ,going duck

@@insanejake2407 Its remember no chicken

Hearing that makes me think of Alpha 3-2 poor guy

😭

Oh that got me laughing. Well done sir.

There would be few less vegans on the planet

The leader will probably get depressed since the family will blame him and he will stop this movement or group he's leading and start locking himself if the police didn't do it first. Then, because of the overwhelming guilt, he may kill himself. Yeah, I hope that wouldn't happen but if it happens, it is interesting in its own way

Ooh chicken my favorite Now that I said that this chicken taste strangely like pork

keys.

Nemo7The7Pirate7 lol

Introducing the vegan bucket

@@Alittlecamper literally

Same and I know it might be wrong but I started laughing when the Machine started because how they we like oh what a smart idea why dont we lock are selves to a death machine that is about to start then started to freak out when it started

Finger licken good

KZfaq Demonetized Grass-fed Chicken

Doesn't she kinda looks like Kirsten Dunst?

@@Lost_idiot223 nah

She got choked more than her first duck

D Living Ahahahahahahaha I get it, iTs A vEgAn PuN!

He was already a vegetable

Head of shriveled balls

D Living hahahahahhahahahahahahhah that’s fucking funny af

Fucked up

Commander cody

It will be done my Lord *turns on Death machine and the vegans neck gets cut off to butcher their meat and takes out the intestines cutting each part by part And cleans it and puts it in the freezer to stay fresh and get delivered to the super market and Keeps 1 Male vegan and 1 female vegan to Breed and give birth to the next vegan*

There are 66 likes on this comment and I don't want to ruin it

@@Sansboi2747 same

*HOW DARE YOU* ORDER 66 WAS THERE TO KILL GOOD PEOPLE NOT USELESS MORONS!!!

You killed them dude

If I were the farmer, I would shoot them

They probably should been

Lucky for them.... I am that kind of farmer and at least 1 of them would take a 30-06

I'd prefer the "trespassers will not be released from death machine" type

Sniper on the roof!!

It would have been......a slaughter.

Everyone knows kekistan is the best country in the world the green race is superior

😂😂🤟

This comment is so underrated😂

Hihi

And fat. Brain is made by fat too

Im surprised they had a plan that ‘sophisticated’

Nadda VEGAN no, the video game. Lol.

Where I come from that shit can get you killed

@@buckaroooutdoors1794 in this case they nearly did it themselves

Here in my country its legal to kill trespassers

@@tokumo2190 it's discouraged but it's considered defense of property

@@tokumo2190 in most countries if someone's trespassing then you're allowed to stand your ground, but I'm guessing ur American too

Nothing bad happened to you ;)

Ryan 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

They would've been red team if they didn't get those bike locks off

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I know where they can get some protein 😜

@@katemaunder2080 well that was subtle but made me laugh. Pretty sure it went over allot of people's heads though

@@katemaunder2080 here's a bit of useless trivia, I found this out when doing the diet and nutrition part for my master's in fitness. Now without Googling it or cheating n whoever reads this how much protein is in a errr, load so to speak. Don't look it up and I'll give you a hint, it's allot more than you think.

@@DC-xs5cv I'm going to guess between 160 and 250 miligrams per load. Considering

@@katemaunder2080 good guessing, 200/ 250mg. I still wonder why the lecturer had to let us know this starting the conversation of with 'heres a fun fact'. Maybe if he said a interesting fact if he had to talk about the make up of a load.

Mommy, I hate vegans. Well, at least finish your vegetables.

I feel like Vegan tonight, like vegan tonight! Are you old enough to get that one

Brett, you had the perfect opportunity for an Epstein joke.

@@brianyoung8999 Yep, just replaced chicken with vegan

@@yuisak9408 lol

It made them malnutinished

@@vosskambassador7733 wot that doesnt make sense.......

Elijah Dilullo I think he’s saying Malnutritioned

Call Of Duty Is Boss you must be a vegan if you think that big ass death machine runs on that extension cord.

@@cdixon198 pull the plug, yeah no hhahaha, why not put a bike lock into the chain, that would actually break the machine, idiots

Best comment here

Thei General is like WTF what is the number for this lock🤣🤣🤣

@@palmerswei1572 General Soy

Mr. Hayden you are legend.😁👍

Hayden Dhonydja why thank you 🤣🤣🤣

he was clearly quackers

So was his subordinate, almost.😂

Ayeee 👉👉

Gustavo Nomegrande vegans believe in the the vegan god they cannot die

“Itself” haha

Omg...what idiots

@@ceebsboy1590 All I know is they gonna be mighty tasty when the world goes boom and we resort to cannibalism.

😂

Honestly it would've been a better. Plus, free pet ducks

@@questionableresponses1836 Yea!

@@questionableresponses1836 they did, he just didnt show it they opened some of the gates

@@questionableresponses1836 vegans don't like pets.

I was waiting for this exact comment 😂

I mean, it's not like they use their heads anyway.

@@Sivrn-Val exactly

Sivrn Val haha DAE vegan bad?

I'm just wondering why the machine was turned off. There should be a clause stating that if someone purposely straps themselves to a meat grinder, then no one should be held accountable for when it's turned on nor should they have to turn it off.

One of the Outcast if only

So did i

I read that to😂

One of the Outcast HAHAHHAHA ME TOO

I read it as vegan protester almost decapitated Kylie jenner (this was mostly the reason I clicked on the video)

Does the protestor actually think he can win? HE TRESPASSED ON PRIVATE PROPERTY!

I heard that in America if somebody breaks into your home and they trip and hurt themselves by something left on the floor; they can sue you for that...

@@Pete-vz5uj that's the UK

@@TheWilliamSnfrd either way that's a pretty ridiculous law

@@Pete-vz5uj I'm sorry what?

No mate, the owner would be selling pork for a few days. "News head line - Vegans abducted by aliens"

"So unfair is justice." Lol. Nice.

we should all set fire to a farmers field to protest the vegans.

I would've killed someone if they stole my brocolli Not a vegan but damn I love brocolli, so is Meat, but damn broccoli and cheese? Ffffak that's the best

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Crafter Blox cheese with *wat*

Unfortunately

I hope they realise how fucking dumb they are.

Doubts

you underestimate how dumb they are

hope they do

ahahahahah

If you didn't read this in the rushed voice and see the black screen then you aren't a true Australian

Lol

X1.75

LMAO

You're assuming they have basic knowledge

Copyright "copyright" so who ever Copyrights has to pay for you.. wow I'm so smart.

Diller Hiller your an absolute genius

Remember another rich brat named Paris did something similar with "Hot". These rich kids are sick.

She had an idea..when you are dumb you "don t know what you don t know". She thought it was a good one. We have a saying in my country Don t mess with stupid people cuz their minds are rested...i should trademark that

This got me good

Imagine, worker first day on the job, sorry I don't know where the stop button is I'll just go get my supervisor, panicking. What's the saying "running around like a headless chicken".

What no bench chair to sit and watch these idiots :(

@@danielson_9211 i WISH!

.

Bullied*

@@wedthurfri443 google Stormy Daniels and you'll get their joke lol

Jason Keen its brain damage due to vitamin deficiency from lack of protein

*_Kachow!_*

Æ

@Sightless_Seeker ha

Mmmm tastes like veal!! :)

huh. I always thought vegans would taste pretty good albeit a bit gamy. The more you know.

@Sightless_Seeker Wait, R U sure? I heard that with some special herbs and spices that's a secret recipe, they change flavour and the coating is finger licken gooooooood :-) ;-) :-P

@@borisjevic6338 Eh. Nah! Not enough meat on their bones. I'd fatten then up first.

Comrade:soo who is on the red team? Comrade:dunno?

Ahahaha 🤣 shit is getting out of hand 💯

Daniel Allen because they have machines in the wild...

@@stupetidbuge6684 yes! You didn't know that's how apple gets iPhones. Word is they recently found another species of the iPhone!! The Iphone 12 is very advanced compared to it's brethren.

@@reapa120724 theres a reason the brand name is called apple, its cuz their phone comes from trees just like apples

Here is the wild rainforest iPhone 12......right now it's doing a mating call....Yes it's quite memorable....but becarful not to startle it.........it turns it self off just like playing possum

"wow look at that fine speciemen over there truly a sight to behold, lets take a closer look. Now thats an advanced one right there."

Yea

Hehe

indeed they would be great at clearing mines

Just throw them into the field, they'll explode a few then cause a chain reaction.

They would be even better testing dummys for any millitary-grade explosive

I would pay to see that.

Good morni- I mean good beginning in the day!

IKR I HAD TO READ THAT FIVE TIMES

I read protestor as pastor

Here in Canada were are not allowed to kick protestors of our own land...we must call police, who wait for the protestor to finish! Then tell them to leave, no charges...nothing..Theyve even stole animals...nothing!....

@@farmerjer9339 my condolences that sounds like it is frustrating.

@@farmerjer9339 that is infuriating

jr rid Canada is a mess with Trudeau in charge. I’m sure here in Australia we’re not too far behind ( unfortunately)

@@farmerjer9339 Another fucked up thing is we can't defend ourselves if someone break into our home, he can sue us and win.

You think they're laughing? They are scared for their lives so you can enjoy a nice meal.

@Max Smith top of the food chain? I wonder what a bear would think about that if you said that to its face. Humans are herbivores. Look at apes for example, they are the most closely related species to us and they live exclusively on plants. And the gorilla also lives off plants and is stronger than humans so that disproves all the protein bs

@@lee-man6064 since when did humans function like rest of the animals our body is different secondly yes we are on the top of the chain because what we lack in body we made more than up for it using mind and a bear wouldn't stand chance against a rifle Which we made

Lee-Man you fucking idiot. We made shotguns shotguns can kill bears. People HUNT bears bears DONT hunt humans. You absoulute fuckwit

Lee-Man well a bear wouldn’t think much with a bullet through the brain

The Deceiver :)

Hahaha hell yeah

😂 😂 😂 😂

YEET!

ikr. Like I don't even talk like that while playing Military Sim games, like Arma 3

They wouldn't last 5 minutes overseas

@@josephcampise9950 they wouldn't last 3 minutes

@@TSPH1992 who are we kidding they wouldn't even survive the trip

Seal Team Vegan

Oooh Peking Vegan..😁

Aw yes my favorite!

Yaaay :D

Duck:This gaddamn idiot they only save deadass duck instead of life one huh?

Real question is Who is the first vegan

For hundreds of million of year,living creatures eat each other to survive.

And then they decide they want to change evolution at the snap of a finger.

the difference is it's not required for your survival anymore.

@@lyingdeserted you can, it's just not necessary.

_ Oscar _ the Hemsworth would win immediately

@@gusgus0070 Hells Yes!

@@streetvegan STFU yoda bellend...

They don't have enough strength to carry it out till the end, probably cuz they're lacking protein

@@streetvegan yeah, that's why 8 out of 10 highest protein per gram foods are meat or animal products, keep believing your fairy tails buddy

Gorb McNasty fiesty one you are

Mateusz Swieczko My favorite part is cooking the mother bird in their unborn child's fetus.

Mr CLORUM took me a second but WOWWW LMAOO

They're all communists.

@@MrDogsledder we're all commies

@@purple-pluto speak for yourself

@@MrDogsledder There is no one. Our friend we are one. Hail to the MOTHERLAND. Our friend i hope u find our way