Very Really Good

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Very Really Good

Very Really Good

Күн бұрын

It's episode 132 and my dandruff is in full force!! Was a black shirt a bad choice? Absolutely! This week, we talk about Dr. Witnesser's awesome response video, the lawyer cat filter zoom call, Ben Shapiro's "fiction" novel, and so much more!
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0:00 Intro
08:05 Lawyer Zoom Call Cat Filter
16:20 Dr. Witnesser Response Video
37:10 Kurtis Korner w/ Jacob Shao
edited by Jake Doolittle
#veryreallygood

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@whiterexy789
@whiterexy789 3 жыл бұрын
“No officer. I didn’t say I was going to MURDER him. I said that if he kept existing, then he would die from stab wounds inflicted by me. Totally different.”
@Dr4gon_k1tties
@Dr4gon_k1tties 3 жыл бұрын
HAAHAHAAcy
@DeeJame
@DeeJame 3 жыл бұрын
“No. I did not threaten to kill a family of five. I just stated that their life force would falter if they interrupted my day. *Entirely* different.”
@gamerp1g
@gamerp1g 3 жыл бұрын
lmao period.
@brianbadonde9251
@brianbadonde9251 3 жыл бұрын
Periodt sis
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 жыл бұрын
Puurrriadt
@Uhhhemi
@Uhhhemi 3 жыл бұрын
if atheists can't talk about christianity then how can he talk about muslims?
@cablekar
@cablekar 3 жыл бұрын
Yes this what I'm sayin
@csavage00
@csavage00 3 жыл бұрын
so true!!!
@chloedillingham4108
@chloedillingham4108 3 жыл бұрын
LITERALLYYYY HES SUCH A HYPOCRITE
@pixelatedbaddie2242
@pixelatedbaddie2242 3 жыл бұрын
And on top of that christianity and Islam are like first cousins. Allah is literally God like are we gunna just ignore that...?
@rowski4568
@rowski4568 3 жыл бұрын
Dang, it's almost like a hypocritical idiot is a hypocritical idiot
@drdelux7918
@drdelux7918 Жыл бұрын
The (Catholic) priest at my friend who committed suicide’s funeral literally went “so he is actually in hell now and if you don’t repent you’ll all go to hell with him, and I’ll be all partying in heaven with my boy J.C. but y’all can’t get in”. Immediately made me lose my faith because like how horrible do you have to be to say that about a 17 year old guy just because he took his own life and “didn’t keep his faith” it was despicable and I hope that priest never sees heaven
@anwynmollentze8173
@anwynmollentze8173 Жыл бұрын
First of all, I am so sorry that you had to go through this. That's an awful thing to have to experience, without some vile priest making things even worse. I had a similar experience at my friend's funeral. This priest at least had the sense not to directly say that she was going to hell for commiting suicide, but he did spend the entire funeral preaching about how you need to repent and be with god to get into heaven, and given that she was openly atheist ended up being pretty much the same thing. Also, wow, hijacking a 14 year old kid's funeral to preach your religion is an awful thing to do??? And yeah, I don't think either of the involved priests will ever see the gates of heaven.
@b8376
@b8376 Жыл бұрын
@@anwynmollentze8173 i’m so sorry you did not deserve to go through that. i have a similar story. my aunt was a jehova’s witness and so is her family. when she died the leader of the church (idk what you call a jehova witness pastor) told my cousins (who are children) “if you worship enough MAYBE you’ll see your mom again.”
@codyklews4696
@codyklews4696 Жыл бұрын
That exact thing happened at one of my friend’s funeral after he had killer himself. The pastor or whatever was talking about how he used to be a good Christian but now he’s in Hell and all this shit. It left his mother weeping and shaking, I felt so awful. It’s like, how the Hell can you say shit like this at this time? It’s a terrible belief to hold but even if someone does believe this sort of thing, why bring it up then? Like it was a wildly inappropriate time to voice his dumbass opinion. Put an awful taste in our mouths.
@lillyjean2391
@lillyjean2391 11 ай бұрын
I had a friend who was shot and killed when we were 16. He was a good guy but didn’t believe in God and when the pastor basically said he wasn’t going to heaven is when I stopped going to church. I also got cornered by a grown man trying to kiss me when I was 14 and they did nothing about it. My parents even stopped asking me to go after that one lol
@frozenuruguayball6436
@frozenuruguayball6436 11 ай бұрын
From my experience Catholic Churches are the most extremist ones
@guy2870
@guy2870 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been an atheist for 8 years now and I started shaking and crying when he showed evidence of god
@emyllyblakbyrd8925
@emyllyblakbyrd8925 Жыл бұрын
That bad huh?
@twnikto
@twnikto Жыл бұрын
@k4t yeah most definitely LOL
@Chilloutlilbro
@Chilloutlilbro Жыл бұрын
Literally burnt down a monastery because of the evidence.
@FlareStorms
@FlareStorms Жыл бұрын
i repented so hard i died in my sins that day and was sentenced to hell
@friendlyneigborhoodbean
@friendlyneigborhoodbean Жыл бұрын
@@Chilloutlilbro A monastery? Amateur. I burned down a whole orphanage ran by nuns
@maddiegrayce288
@maddiegrayce288 3 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t say that Muslim kid was going to hell, I said if he died right now, he would go to hell” literally what
@freshgreenjello6431
@freshgreenjello6431 3 жыл бұрын
How is he capable of packing so much stupidity in a sentence?
@floxiesaysreadmybio4988
@floxiesaysreadmybio4988 3 жыл бұрын
Fresh Green Jello i don’t even know at this point, that sentence alone managed to make me lose 10 braincells.
@MrBored-zm9ww
@MrBored-zm9ww 3 жыл бұрын
There even is a tiktok where he says "I remember when i told that muslim kid he was going to hell" Like, wat? The stupidity....
@piccleface2223
@piccleface2223 3 жыл бұрын
He is saying the kid would have to convert to not go to hell. This man is f*ked up
@MrBored-zm9ww
@MrBored-zm9ww 3 жыл бұрын
@@piccleface2223 He is, and im paraphrasing from kurtis here, "Fear mongering young and impressionable children to convert." And as you said, that is so f*cked up.
@bexslittleworld
@bexslittleworld 3 жыл бұрын
"i don't know how an atheist can talk about Christianity" It's called moving your mouth and saying words
@kamicoolll
@kamicoolll 3 жыл бұрын
i don’t get how he thought that made sense that would mean no one can talk about anything other than what they are😂
@melodyhaviland9393
@melodyhaviland9393 3 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo
@cablekar
@cablekar 3 жыл бұрын
@@kamicoolll True, that would mean his annoying ass needs to shut up about lgbtq+ since he isnt lgbtq+ by his logic he cant comment his shitty stance on it
@Fronkador
@Fronkador 3 жыл бұрын
How does he tell people they're going to hell if he isn't satan? Lmao
@simonpelletier8047
@simonpelletier8047 3 жыл бұрын
Witnisser? I hardly know her
@gabone4
@gabone4 3 жыл бұрын
“in all serious no fuckin way” is the FUNNIEST comeback to this guy-that was amazing. thank you Kurtis for being the standup guy we know you for
@oliviavarney4434
@oliviavarney4434 3 жыл бұрын
I died when I heard that hahaha
@abel633
@abel633 10 ай бұрын
@@oliviavarney4434did you go to heaven or hell
@moonycanwatch
@moonycanwatch 3 жыл бұрын
I love how every misogynistic, homophobic man kurtis makes a video about tries to play it off as some silly internet beef and they're always so interested in getting featured in his content cause this is just like drama for them like dude.. have you even watched his video?
@marinaprzeko2415
@marinaprzeko2415 6 ай бұрын
Fr
@aleksabanjevic8316
@aleksabanjevic8316 4 ай бұрын
He isn't calling u out on some drama u had with an ex, his calling u out on being a terrible person, why do u think he wants to be friends with you 💀💀💀
@danny98432
@danny98432 3 жыл бұрын
Clickbaiting god doesn't seem very Christian to me
@elizamac962
@elizamac962 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a sin lmaoooooo
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 жыл бұрын
Saying the Gosh name in vain !!! To the hell you go
@elizamac962
@elizamac962 3 жыл бұрын
@@pretty948 NOOOOOO
@ohhey5741
@ohhey5741 3 жыл бұрын
Former Christian here and comodifying religion and using belief for personal monetary gain is actually a sin👌
@bodaciousdoggo8971
@bodaciousdoggo8971 3 жыл бұрын
Guys I just talked to God rn and he said that’s not cool
@yensj9386
@yensj9386 3 жыл бұрын
dr witnesser's "i'd love to be on your podcast" reminds me of russel hartley's "i think we could be friends" they just know deep down that kurtis is right so they dont want him to be against them anymore
@ko2vo
@ko2vo 3 жыл бұрын
I think its more they see kurtis' subscriber count and drool over it, despite Kurtis literally being like "That thing you're doing? It's bad, real bad." Blinders on entirely to the criticism but simping cuz "nEtWoRkiNg PoTeNtiAl," its pretty sad tbh
@SerenEllion
@SerenEllion 3 жыл бұрын
That was my first thought too. They were both trying to use Kurtis for views. But as we know... no free clout.
@illneverbeyourdreamgirl
@illneverbeyourdreamgirl 3 жыл бұрын
They reek of desperation but I guess ignorance is bliss...
@mcwjes
@mcwjes 3 жыл бұрын
@@ko2vo especially when the subscriber count is one of the first things he comments on right out of the gate. So transparent.
@ousontmeslunettes9891
@ousontmeslunettes9891 3 жыл бұрын
The way they insisted on his number of subscribers yep they are lowkey fans and envious of Kurtis. And wish to get more exposure from our dear mayor 😩
@breaunnalj2829
@breaunnalj2829 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this again, and his response to someone taking their own life literally still makes my blood boil. As a Christian, hearing other Christians say things like that makes me sick. Regardless of whether one agrees with that or not you should NEVER say that. It's so insensitive, and I can't believe that God EVER tells someone to say/post that. EVER. MY dad is one of the most Godly people I know, and when he hears about a person, especially a young person, passing away (suicide or not), all he has is anguish. He is just heartbroken and grieves for the family. He has the compassion that God tells us to have for others that are suffering. I'm so thankful that my dad isn't like this man.
@Overseer2579
@Overseer2579 6 ай бұрын
I’m glad about that, too
@septasketch
@septasketch 4 ай бұрын
I went to a Catholic school growing up and I remember asking if God's forgiveness extended to Judas, especially since he was so distraught at realizing what he'd done that he committed suicide, and my first grade teacher looked child me in the eyes and I think I watched her have a crisis of faith in real time
@justinlaschinsky6354
@justinlaschinsky6354 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis is an excellent man, with beautiful views and i can honestly say he saved me more from being a gaslighting manipulative monster than anything a preacher could do for me.
@DENNISMFMENNIS
@DENNISMFMENNIS 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Kurt is good example for how to be a better boy.
@ragmamale4783
@ragmamale4783 2 жыл бұрын
He is but hes a normal dude with common sense and human decency that well sadly some people dont have.
@gabrielbailey
@gabrielbailey 3 жыл бұрын
Literally dr witnesser using God as clickbait is blasphemy
@GloryInWonderland
@GloryInWonderland 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s literally taking God’s name in vain.
@ohhey5741
@ohhey5741 3 жыл бұрын
Comodifying religion/ using belief in God to feed personal greed is actually a sin
@KorbentMarksman
@KorbentMarksman 3 жыл бұрын
for real, Jesus didn’t trash the stalls in the temple because he thought the commodification of religion was a good thing
@gremlinwc8996
@gremlinwc8996 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah lmao
@pomegranatejuice5139
@pomegranatejuice5139 2 жыл бұрын
dr witnesser: "dOn'T uSe GoD's nAmE iN vAiN!1!1!" also dr witnesser: *uses God as clickbate*
@hayley58
@hayley58 3 жыл бұрын
unironically saying "stay til the end for proof of god!" is genuinely one of THE funniest ways to start a video
@halimadreyer3438
@halimadreyer3438 3 жыл бұрын
That part almost made me question whether the guy is just a parody haha like who would do that and actually mean it
@mirandaxx954
@mirandaxx954 3 жыл бұрын
Ben Shapiro is making a school shooting movie 😅
@liamcarrion
@liamcarrion 3 жыл бұрын
@@mirandaxx954 gosh darn i dislike that man so very much
@mirandaxx954
@mirandaxx954 3 жыл бұрын
@@MarcHendry that could probably fall under taking the lords name in vain. He’s using it for clicks and views which get him paid. I’d say that’s a pretty vain way to use Gods name.
@PossiblyAlena
@PossiblyAlena 3 жыл бұрын
I’m reading this before I’ve seen that part and holy fuck I feel like a child on goddamn Christmas morning knowing there are presents to come
@marcusjay8103
@marcusjay8103 2 жыл бұрын
"Judge I'm live, I'm not actually a feline" The fact he felt the need to confirm that he's not an actual talking cat to a judge is beyond hilarious 😂
@kaylanh
@kaylanh 2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Matilda_-
@Matilda_- Жыл бұрын
“It’s hard to argue with an intelligent person, But it’s even more difficult to fight a dumbass.” -A wise person
@shelbythisisaresidentialar5397
@shelbythisisaresidentialar5397 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't get how atheists can talk about Christianity" I don't know how Christians can talk about Muslims Or now straight people can talk about gay people Or how cis people can talk about trans people *But they do it anyway mate. What's your point?*
@avery7942
@avery7942 3 жыл бұрын
seriously! like how do men even talk about women?? so weird
@wyattjohnson3714
@wyattjohnson3714 3 жыл бұрын
People like him just live and breath hypocrisy. It’s disgusting
@FREDDYEVILBEAR
@FREDDYEVILBEAR 3 жыл бұрын
And how kids talk about adults????? Disgusting
@braylonemerson3422
@braylonemerson3422 3 жыл бұрын
By moving my mouth
@TheEmbessyNetwork
@TheEmbessyNetwork 3 жыл бұрын
Like...how do people talk about animal rights? You're not a COW!
@cincomascincoespotata4123
@cincomascincoespotata4123 3 жыл бұрын
Christians like him are really the type of people who are like "people are so overly offended nowadays" but as soon as someone has a different religious opinion than them go bat shit insane 😳
@lillymorgensen7465
@lillymorgensen7465 3 жыл бұрын
say it louder for the people in the back!
@kit40tatoon
@kit40tatoon 3 жыл бұрын
Christians like them have the biggest damn egos (not all incase a Christian feels attacked by that you do you no hate on the individuals) im just tired of it getting shoved in my face and the faces of other religion, I remember when I was a kid its was everywhere, no matter where I go it was god this jesus that, sing these hims, have a Bible or you going to hell, Christianity is push everywhere where as other religions are not so I have more respect for those for the most part.
@bodaciousdoggo8971
@bodaciousdoggo8971 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine calling people snowflakes but freak out at 2 men or women kissing
@bodaciousdoggo8971
@bodaciousdoggo8971 3 жыл бұрын
@@kit40tatoon something I find very interesting is at least on the internet this is kinda inverted. You still have the crazy Christians but also those annoying Reddit type atheists who are like “SCIENCE IS THE ONLY GOD” or something like that
@helena5694
@helena5694 3 жыл бұрын
ayo nice pfp
@urfavneighborhoodguatemalan
@urfavneighborhoodguatemalan 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian, and Dr. Witnesser or whatever has some major problems with his whole interpretation of the Bible. The "I'm not a liar" thing is obviously wrong (every human lies, it's impossible not too), you shouldn't tell people that they will go to hell if they don't do what you say, and there's no major problem with liking the same gender. Complete bruh moment on the Doctor's part.
@soundtrack1405
@soundtrack1405 2 жыл бұрын
I am an athiest and respect you!
@user-vf9ri2xq4i
@user-vf9ri2xq4i 2 ай бұрын
While there are parts of the Bible that condemn homosexuality it was probably created like that from people who wanted control like the Pope and later the Protestants (Orthodox also applies) because if you didn't know Eve was originally a whole side from Adam showing that they were equals but the translators turned it into a rib to fit what they wanted from women control and power so making them come from an insignificant part of the body would do this
@jynxiebaby5137
@jynxiebaby5137 Жыл бұрын
The suicide thing fucks me up so hard. After my ma committed suicide, a ridiculous amount of people told me she was going to hell. Now, I'm not a Christian by any means, and I wasn't then. But to tell the child or family or friends of someone who took their life that they'll be tortured for eternity when they lived a life so tortured they felt their only option was to leave.. what the absolute fuck. It's sick. It's fucked up, I don't care who you are or what you believe in, it's fucked.
@_kill_bill_
@_kill_bill_ 3 жыл бұрын
the chat dissing him as he's talking is absolutely hilarious
@elenaerausquin9630
@elenaerausquin9630 3 жыл бұрын
lol i was thinking the same thing
@nayel6382
@nayel6382 3 жыл бұрын
order up! ready to go!
@jenna2373
@jenna2373 3 жыл бұрын
and the fact that he still posted the video with the chat displayed
@willmax95
@willmax95 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo right
@evanisstilldum9064
@evanisstilldum9064 3 жыл бұрын
The chat is just spam kurtistown lol
@doubelgomez
@doubelgomez 3 жыл бұрын
I love "how could an atheist talk about Christianity" like Christians aren't talking about atheist's and what other religions do.
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 жыл бұрын
The hypocrisy.
@peachysandie
@peachysandie 3 жыл бұрын
Also a lot of atheists are raised in religion. So an atheist could have learned Christian teachings, so they have some authority to talk about religion (by the logic that you can only talk about X if you learned X)
@thatfourkinnie6077
@thatfourkinnie6077 2 жыл бұрын
@@peachysandie Speaking of, my mom is Wiccan despite being raised in an extremely Christian household. You can be raised Christian but be an atheist or different religion. This also goes for other religions, obviously. I'm Wiccan because I was raised Wiccan but I've just never seen the appeal in any other beliefs.
@MidnighttArtz
@MidnighttArtz 2 жыл бұрын
with that logic how can he talk about God if he isn't god?
@MidnighttArtz
@MidnighttArtz 2 жыл бұрын
@@peachysandie that's how my mom is. she was raised in a heavily Christian home and she's atheist
@KassieR329
@KassieR329 2 жыл бұрын
TW: Suicide There's a foreign exchange student from South Korea at my school who is a strong Christian (which isn't uncommon for my area). I'm a senior, and I've been going to the same school my entire life, and a boy in my class, who also had been going here his entire life, committed suicide last month. Her host family had to have a long talk with her about why it's not ok to go around telling people who are saying he's in a better place that since he committed suicide he's in hell. I'm friends with one of the people in the host family, and that's when she really started to dislike her, because for the next few weeks, she was apparently super rude, and made snide comments anytime he was brought up. It's really heartbreaking to know that there are people who actually believe that.
@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq
@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq 2 жыл бұрын
I spent a year in Korea a lot of them are very rude like that
@user-vf9ri2xq4i
@user-vf9ri2xq4i 2 ай бұрын
​@@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zqnice ones are probably in Japan lol
@whawhawhawhaaaa
@whawhawhawhaaaa 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Dr. Witnesser actually just fucking proved the existence of God in a Kurtis Conner takedown video.
@smolson8471
@smolson8471 3 жыл бұрын
So basically, he didn’t say to the kid “you’re going to hell.” He said “Hey kid if you don’t do exactly what I say than you’re going to hell.” Wow... so much better.
@ivym727
@ivym727 3 жыл бұрын
Yes like there’s no real difference between you’re going to hell and you will be sentenced to hell...........
@maddiegrayce288
@maddiegrayce288 3 жыл бұрын
If anything that’s worse😭
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 3 жыл бұрын
Im sure some people would even perceive that as worse lmao
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 3 жыл бұрын
@@maddiegrayce288 wow my point is proven im fuckin blind
@ArtisticallySpoken
@ArtisticallySpoken 3 жыл бұрын
@@maddiegrayce288 ikr. Honestly, it sounds like something a p*dophile would say to get a kid as a trick
@makenaaaad7312
@makenaaaad7312 3 жыл бұрын
BRUH SOMEONE IN THE TWITCH CHAT WAS LIKE “brb gotta go use the lords name in vain” AND I AM ASCENDINGGGGGGGG
@mennaderbala592
@mennaderbala592 3 жыл бұрын
PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@shoutaaizawa7948
@shoutaaizawa7948 3 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOO 😭✋🏾
@elthechip
@elthechip 3 жыл бұрын
i can’t like, you’re at 666
@dromie5059
@dromie5059 3 жыл бұрын
What would that mean though? I understand saying it but I feel like there's a double meaning
@enabaumland
@enabaumland 2 жыл бұрын
The whole chat are literally just citizens of Kurtis town
@DMO-DMO-DMO
@DMO-DMO-DMO 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't know how an atheist can talk about Christianity" Lol this guy's mind would be BLOWN if he met a historian. "Wow, you must have been alive in 1812! That's crazy!"
@kennycook8212
@kennycook8212 3 жыл бұрын
As a bisexual Christian, (also about to go to school for preaching), I think Dr. Witnesser does something that turns a lot of people away from God. He takes his belief and turns it into a crusade, but he does nothing to work on himself. This is a problem a lot of people have when it comes to Evangelical Christianity, a Christian will talk all day about the sins of the world, but never say a word about their own sins. But, that's the thing, we as Christians shouldn't be holding people to a standard they don't believe in. That isn't fair. That isn't right. We as Christians should hold ourselves accountable for our sins, not for the sins of others.
@lotusthemermaid
@lotusthemermaid 3 жыл бұрын
You're giving him way too much credit. He absolutely understood what he was doing. Trust me, I've known plenty of turn-or-burn preachers and they know exactly what they're doing. But like racists, they know it's not socially acceptable to actually share their beliefs (in this case, tell people - especially, kids - they're going to Hell) so they backpedal and gaslight you whenever you try to call them on it.
@consentclub8431
@consentclub8431 2 жыл бұрын
100% accurate. It's a common tactic in evangelism
@gordonramsayslambsauce
@gordonramsayslambsauce 2 жыл бұрын
@@consentclub8431 and traditional Catholicism and Mormans
@kleinekalli
@kleinekalli 2 жыл бұрын
@@gordonramsayslambsauce and morones xd
@puppetstudio4989
@puppetstudio4989 Жыл бұрын
I feel like you are giving too much credit too, cause people can just too egotistical to understand stuff as well
@benjaminrobinson7203
@benjaminrobinson7203 3 жыл бұрын
Petition to add the cat lawyer's "AuGUuh" to the soundboard.
@libby8828
@libby8828 3 жыл бұрын
YES! I was thinking the same thing
@hollberryy
@hollberryy 3 жыл бұрын
Kurt liked it! So hopefully he willllll
@chlochlo4155
@chlochlo4155 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ghost-husband
@ghost-husband 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@davidknipps7144
@davidknipps7144 Жыл бұрын
I will sign. (Name: me is mochi da cat
@-pixiewillow-
@-pixiewillow- 3 жыл бұрын
"then I realised I was paralysed by my back being blown out" I'm screaming
@Selflicensed
@Selflicensed 10 ай бұрын
Kurtis responding with “in all seriousness, no fucking way” to him asking to be on his podcast, is by far the funniest thing I’ve heard all week😭
@andy_sans
@andy_sans 3 жыл бұрын
I love how kurtis isn’t even trying to hide the fact that he was bitten by a vampire
@sageissleeping5165
@sageissleeping5165 3 жыл бұрын
KURTIS IS BECOMING VAMPIRE DAD
@campbellarthurlichtenstein2293
@campbellarthurlichtenstein2293 3 жыл бұрын
shhhh don't expose Kurt boy like that 🤫🤫🤫🤫
@alext6375
@alext6375 3 жыл бұрын
maybe he doesn’t remember he was bitten, he was probably compelled to forget😳
@itskayla9735
@itskayla9735 3 жыл бұрын
Well duh have you seen his girlfriend
@shrub5770
@shrub5770 3 жыл бұрын
KURTIS HAS BECOME VAMPIRE DAD
@Maialeen
@Maialeen 3 жыл бұрын
That part where he's hysterically laughing because someone in his fortnite squad had the name "Connor is TRASH" kinda made me sad. I don't feel bad for him exactly but it's a weird feeling. It's just a sad situation. This strange, unhealthy looking middle aged man is forcing a laugh pretending like he won at something and touting it as "proof of God". He's sitting there all day being weird and inappropriate, insulting children. And then when he gets called out he can't successfully defend himself because it's all true. So he has to cling to small ridiculous things like that and pretend he's unbothered and it all amuses him. Also the fact that it said Connor and not Conner is just...it's tragic. Like, there's nothing there man...stop.
@onlyinsomniac
@onlyinsomniac 3 жыл бұрын
God is a notoriously bad speller?
@Lauren-rc4er
@Lauren-rc4er 3 жыл бұрын
What you’re feeling is pity
@ona512
@ona512 3 жыл бұрын
Confirmation Bias is a taught practice for christians.
@raindrop2417
@raindrop2417 3 жыл бұрын
@@ona512 definitely
@gamersargenatrex7726
@gamersargenatrex7726 3 жыл бұрын
Connor is a different person than conner obvs
@firdosinizam3443
@firdosinizam3443 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Kurtis thinks an app in which we could upload our consciousness will be called fucking “Bingo” is so fuckinh funny, I’m literally in tears
@Alyrulz421
@Alyrulz421 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm a good Christian, I just wanted to let y'all know this struggling person who committed suicide is in hell because I'm so great 🤗" uh, a Christian here and, yea, he's not a Christian. Just a bigot. And he's the one who actually uses the lord's name in vain by applying his name to everything, saying oh my god isn't lol
@frank_ieros_hair_grease4918
@frank_ieros_hair_grease4918 2 жыл бұрын
Literally also I love your pfp and name
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you you’re awesome
@splitsmcgee1936
@splitsmcgee1936 2 жыл бұрын
Okay but you’re name is definitely a reference to phil trash #1 right????
@user-vs5jg2bg3q
@user-vs5jg2bg3q 2 жыл бұрын
i know this isnt what you were wanting to say but as christians we do need to recognize at these people are christians, just not “good” christians. they dont use the word of god correctly for sure but they do still believe in the bare minimum that jesus says gets us to heaven. this is an issue with all groups that say “we dont claim them”, its like no we need to recognize that people within communities can be shitty but that doesnt invalidate the rest of the community. like someone can be trans and also racist, that doesnt mean they arent trans but in actuality just represent an issue within the community that should be addressed
@Goobby
@Goobby Жыл бұрын
@@user-vs5jg2bg3q ^
@haleyselene
@haleyselene 3 жыл бұрын
Also... Someone should tell this "doctor* guy that Muslims already believe in Jesus lol. They believe he was a prophet, just not the literal son of god.
@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb
@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb 3 жыл бұрын
There are literal prooves of Jesus' existence, so even if you don't believe he's god's son, you can't NOT believe he existed😂🤣 Edit : ok i undersand i was wrong, i'll know how to cite my sources before talking
@xopayyx
@xopayyx 3 жыл бұрын
@@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb what’s the proof?
@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb
@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb 3 жыл бұрын
@@xopayyx i don't have any right now but i know he existed😂🤣😂😂
@xopayyx
@xopayyx 3 жыл бұрын
@@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb so there’s not proof, you mean
@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb
@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb 3 жыл бұрын
@@xopayyx yes i'm pretty sure there are but i don't remember
@hokutohidakakisser
@hokutohidakakisser 2 жыл бұрын
He gives me "I'm not homophobic I just don't support that lifestyle" (he might have actually said that idk i can't remember)
@yassu20
@yassu20 2 жыл бұрын
i think he was more extreme with it by comparing homosexuality to beastiality
@leftoverpineapple9288
@leftoverpineapple9288 2 жыл бұрын
My grandma is sometimes very similar to that guy TW: depression and suicide talk About 4 years ago I feel into a very deep depression and told no one for an entire year, but when I finally decided I didn’t want to keep living with that feeling I talked to my parents about what I had been feeling, and that I had thought of killing myself several times. My parents did get me immediately to talk to a psychiatrist and got on meds for severe depression, and also got me into therapy so I could talk my problems over with a professional. They were very loving and supportive. They told my Christian grandma about what had been happening with me and she sat me down and told me how I shouldn't kill myself because then I would go to and burn in hell for eternity. She also recently sat down to talk to me for 3 whole hours about how I should burn my Harry Potter books because it was a sin and that it would be better to go to heaven without books than carrying them to hell with me.
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry. I’m glad you’re doing better now.
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 2 жыл бұрын
Communication about your feelings is important, im sorry to hear that there was someone who said those things to you. Glad to hear that there were people who could help and supported you through it regardless!
@paulagribgulet
@paulagribgulet 2 жыл бұрын
So sorry for you, ive had people tell me that hp bookd are a sin as well lol
@envyofthegodsabove
@envyofthegodsabove Жыл бұрын
We stan the parents Hope you are better now
@laurars1048
@laurars1048 3 жыл бұрын
These kind of christians really make me question my religion
@chefleen1254
@chefleen1254 3 жыл бұрын
If it makes you feel any better I don’t think these people are true christians cuz they are way off the mark of Jesus’s message. You do you bro (:
@nessablair5390
@nessablair5390 3 жыл бұрын
ugh same it sucks sharing a religion w them
@averydecarion6911
@averydecarion6911 3 жыл бұрын
it really sucks hearing the church give Christ such a bad name. :/
@lilyavans7648
@lilyavans7648 3 жыл бұрын
@@chefleen1254 very true and can be applied equally to all religions .
@user-vg8cd6cf1i
@user-vg8cd6cf1i 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Scififan926
@Scififan926 3 жыл бұрын
“How can atheist talk about christianity?” He's not gay and he still talked about homosexuality. And it gets even worse when you realize you can study christianity without being a Christian while the only way of truly understanding someone's sexuality is listening to their experiences or being gay yourself.
@supercat9119
@supercat9119 3 жыл бұрын
You can tell you're gay when you have a bendy and the ink machine profile pic 😫😩
@iatemycat5320
@iatemycat5320 3 жыл бұрын
@@supercat9119 good game thi
@supercat9119
@supercat9119 3 жыл бұрын
@Oli Ver AHHHH SHUT UP AKJWBEBWJ
@DeeJame
@DeeJame 3 жыл бұрын
@@supercat9119 bruh dissing a dude for having a bendy profile pic when youre named “Hellspawn Anarchy”
@ohhey5741
@ohhey5741 3 жыл бұрын
I know its such a pointless argument, and kurtis wasn't even really talking about the religion he was mostly talking about how what he was doing was toxic
@kimberleybirmingham1997
@kimberleybirmingham1997 2 жыл бұрын
Y'know I'm aware that I'm late to the chat but I'd like to point out that "saying the Lord's name in vain" is not about literally saying the word "God", but rather using religion to promote one's own vanity or image (literally what this guy is doing lol). Just thought it was so ironic seeing how often he uses this line
@Sarahkara1313
@Sarahkara1313 Жыл бұрын
As someone recovering from evangelical trauma, thank you for this ❤
@ghoultooth
@ghoultooth Жыл бұрын
This comment is old, but I’m just reminding you that your trauma is valid and I hope you heal ❤
@idiot.with.the.painted.face.
@idiot.with.the.painted.face. 9 ай бұрын
hoping the best for you ❤️❤️
@itskayla9735
@itskayla9735 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone is talking about Kurtis’s vampire bites and not that his girlfriend is obviously a vampire
@lyndsann3309
@lyndsann3309 3 жыл бұрын
~*conspiracy theory*~
@talzaenvy
@talzaenvy 3 жыл бұрын
we love that for him!
@osml
@osml 3 жыл бұрын
*vampire dad flashbacks*
@crbstompr
@crbstompr 3 жыл бұрын
@@osml lmao
@georgiabischoff5593
@georgiabischoff5593 3 жыл бұрын
that was how they celebrated valentine’s day
@isabella-fleur
@isabella-fleur 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis looks like he’s been bitten by danny’s dad
@marley9708
@marley9708 3 жыл бұрын
dude😳how😳do you know😳about dannys😳dad‼️henever leaves his house🤔😐😃
@Blankult
@Blankult 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@keren6858
@keren6858 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment omg
@stednet9752
@stednet9752 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blankult yuyhhhhhhhhhhh
@themossycobble1903
@themossycobble1903 3 жыл бұрын
Vampire dad
@citizenofkurtistown3855
@citizenofkurtistown3855 3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't say he was going to hell I said he was going to hell!!"
@HeartStruck333
@HeartStruck333 3 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t say that Muslim kid was going to hell, I said if he died right now, he would go to hell” I think that just summed up his IQ.
@madelyn.412
@madelyn.412 3 жыл бұрын
Christians: Love thy neighbor Also Christians: YOU WILL GO TO HELL IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH MY ENTIRE RELIGION P.S. This is not saying that all Christians are bad or that all Christians are as extreme as Dr. Witnesser
@clerene1769
@clerene1769 3 жыл бұрын
Christians: love thy neighbor Also Christians: CIVIL WAR
@yostinator81
@yostinator81 3 жыл бұрын
There’s something I think that needs talked about much more. Saying the lord’s vein is not saying “oh my god” when you stub your toe It means doing horrible things and saying god said I should do it. So being an asshole because someone else is not Christian or like you. And then using your Christianity as an alibi is saying the lord’s name in vein
@enjae7962
@enjae7962 3 жыл бұрын
Edit it and wrote born again Christians instead....you'll be fine lol
@madelyn.412
@madelyn.412 3 жыл бұрын
@@yostinator81 Yes absolutely, like when people use their religion to excuse homophobia and racism
@madelyn.412
@madelyn.412 3 жыл бұрын
@@ovenrule2574 I’ve never met one either, but maybe one day lol
@madelinekoh8499
@madelinekoh8499 3 жыл бұрын
guy who says “don’t say the lords name in vain” also uses god as clickbait
@thatfourkinnie6077
@thatfourkinnie6077 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah- isn't that a sin anyways? Using God for personal gain or greed? Isn't that a sin? He's literally breaking one of God's rules by making that video. well i mean He already breaks alot of God's rules anyways so why am I surprised?
@kaylanh
@kaylanh 2 жыл бұрын
frrrrr
@arishna5540
@arishna5540 Жыл бұрын
the "yee yee" comment in dr witnesser's stream chat 💀
@dracuIascoffin
@dracuIascoffin 10 ай бұрын
the fact that connor isn’t even spelt like kurtis’ last name and he’s freaking out has me cackling💀
@familyaccountgilbert7781
@familyaccountgilbert7781 3 жыл бұрын
"In all seriousness, no fucking way." KURT, THAT IS THE BEST RESPONSE ANYONE COULD GIVE AND YOU MADLAD ACTUALLY DID IT. GODSPEED MY GUY
@shroederthatboy.4691
@shroederthatboy.4691 2 жыл бұрын
He's a god.
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 2 жыл бұрын
@@shroederthatboy.4691 I guess Witnesser was right, god is real!
@shroederthatboy.4691
@shroederthatboy.4691 2 жыл бұрын
@@AirLight1646 yes.
@hermesedits1363
@hermesedits1363 Жыл бұрын
stop taking his name in vain dude 🤨🤨
@pt6063
@pt6063 Жыл бұрын
the reply was so brutal I almost felt bad for the guy (until I remembered his thinly veiled bigotry)
@MarianikiStrong
@MarianikiStrong 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis he didn't IMPLY it, he literally SAID it. "You're going to hell if you don't change" is just a paraphrase of "You'd be sentenced to hell if you died today". There's no difference. Let's not kid ourselves.
@ps1hagrid786
@ps1hagrid786 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, it's a literal declaration ffs
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t say you’re going to jail, I just said you’ll be sentenced to jail!
@nacholover24
@nacholover24 2 жыл бұрын
not even joking i was in tears watching the cat filter clip, the fact he had to clarify he wasn’t a cat is so funny to me
@user-hc9yl4js1z
@user-hc9yl4js1z 2 ай бұрын
I love how in the beginning he was just saying "you know?" 52627838282828282828107729102773 times lol
@jbear5019
@jbear5019 3 жыл бұрын
Christians: Our religion is all about loving and forgiving people! 🥰💖 Also Christians: 🔥YOU SHALL BURN FOR ETERNITY IF YOU DO NOT DO EXACTLY WHAT WE TELL YOU TO DO🔥
@brynned126
@brynned126 3 жыл бұрын
honestly- like coming from a christian all the bad, usually conservative (although not all conservative christians, i don’t wanna generalize) christians talk about how great their religion is and they say how loving and kind God is, and then they go and do a bunch of shit that contradicts that- like even saying that their religion is superior or better than others is a sin, christians aren’t supposed to act superior to others because it can be considered thinking yourself equal to god 😃👍 they give us such a bad rep-
@CM9_Exorcist
@CM9_Exorcist 3 жыл бұрын
We don't claim him That witnesser dude if fake
@oight
@oight 3 жыл бұрын
@@CM9_Exorcist you might be a nice person but christianity as a whole is oppressive 🤷‍♀️ organised christianity has caused so much suffering in the world, and the violent, misogynistic, homophobic and contradictory nature of the texts are the core of it. now pls no not all men- or Christians in replies thinking they can change that history.
@CM9_Exorcist
@CM9_Exorcist 3 жыл бұрын
@@oight I have to agree there, but I can say that a small minority in almost all countries will be nice tbh.. But you have a great point
@jennamarie1812
@jennamarie1812 3 жыл бұрын
hiya, a lesbian christian here to remind you that god would wanna kick this doctor witnesser guy in the teeth 🥰💞
@HackSugar-oz7zl
@HackSugar-oz7zl 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I’m a straight male Christian and I support you, love whoever you want to 😁
@minion_luvr_
@minion_luvr_ 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been questioning my beliefs and religion, since realizing i was bisexual, it’s put a strain on my beliefs, any advice for someone who isn’t super religious but still believes in God sort of?
@yeayea8034
@yeayea8034 3 жыл бұрын
@@minion_luvr_ i’m also someone who’s not super religious but believes in God and has been pushed away from religion because of people like this doctor guy. i think what’s most important is your relationship with God and how you perceive him. you don’t have to go to church everyday or read your bible everyday. you just have to love God and that’s all
@minion_luvr_
@minion_luvr_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@yeayea8034 your comment literally just helped me out so much, thank you honestly
@kelliecanscan3364
@kelliecanscan3364 3 жыл бұрын
@@minion_luvr_ I grew up Christian. But after going through an inner crisis about what I truly want to believe in and feeling the fear that the church places on you to stay there I decided to not be apart of it, I am spiritual and believe in God, but not the same God that punishes you if you do one tiny thing wrong, I think there's a lot humans add to religion that just keeps you stuck there. Sorry im rambling but my main point is, I don't like how people who call themselves Christians say don't judge and don't be hypocritical and yet they do it more than anyone, believe me I use to be like that too bc its where I grew up but I don't wanna hate on those who don't fit the same mold, I don't want to be narrow minded, I want to accept gay people and other ppl from different walks of life. To me Jesus taught that simply love and accept ppl. And humans added the rest on. Jesus also told the most religious ppl at the time they were wrong. And who knows that could still be the same today. So just live your life with love and acceptance, how you feel resonates with you. Xoxo
@puggyboy694
@puggyboy694 3 жыл бұрын
I love Kurtis's reaction to this dude moan-praying.
@marsipan2569
@marsipan2569 Жыл бұрын
TW for suicide One of my school friends told me that you can't get into heaven if you take your own life and my blood just like boiled. A person was in so much pain they just wanted to leave and even in "after life" they're rejected and turned away.
@obscure_munnerz6917
@obscure_munnerz6917 3 жыл бұрын
“Dr.” Witnesser dresses like a cartoon interpretation of Satan so there’s that dramatic irony.
@dromie5059
@dromie5059 3 жыл бұрын
Now that you pointed it out, you're so right!
@illneverbeyourdreamgirl
@illneverbeyourdreamgirl 2 жыл бұрын
Like those late 90's/early 00's kids movies where the devil was played by someone made to look like a wannabe mack daddy 🤣🤣🤣
@jesseincognito.
@jesseincognito. 2 жыл бұрын
Oh damn XD
@no_peace
@no_peace 2 жыл бұрын
@@illneverbeyourdreamgirl and he has a skateboard
@no_peace
@no_peace 2 жыл бұрын
He has actual hellfire behind him lol
@brynnbutler3388
@brynnbutler3388 3 жыл бұрын
a girl who went to middle school with a lot of my friends committed suicide in seventh grade, and my friends were very traumatized by people saying that she was in hell.... how could someone say that, especially when people are grieving?
@buffypuffy59
@buffypuffy59 3 жыл бұрын
That’s another stupid rule in Christianity, if you kill yourself, even if they have a mental illness, they have to burn in hell for eternity. The other one is not believing him can make you burn in hell forever.
@nessys6450
@nessys6450 3 жыл бұрын
@@buffypuffy59 i went to a christian school for a year and my bible teacher was telling us that right when another teachers daughter committed
@kaitlynurquhart595
@kaitlynurquhart595 3 жыл бұрын
the church loves scaring us into faith. as a “christian” (i don’t claim christianity anymore for reasons like this) that’s never sat right with me. the bible never says that you will go to hell if you commit suicide. when jesus is dying on the cross there was another man dying next to him. he had murdered and done all sorts of wrongs. jesus said he would be in heaven. that to me is proof that no matter the sin, if you believe in jesus. you will go to heaven.
@nayo7956
@nayo7956 3 жыл бұрын
@@kaitlynurquhart595 yeah idk i’m not a christian but i go to a christian school and one of the core values is ‘god-fearing’ like ?? i thought you’re supposed to trust and love god umm
@anuwilson9039
@anuwilson9039 3 жыл бұрын
@@nayo7956 Yeah lol. My mom is a Christian and says that I have to fear God but I don't love those I fear and that also sounds like a bad relationship between God in my opinion.
@kylaprice5553
@kylaprice5553 3 жыл бұрын
I love how much description he went into about the old boot who hed have as his guest
@yoyohayli
@yoyohayli 2 жыл бұрын
This is over a year old, but 53:55 had me unable to breath as I sat on the toilet at work. I seriously thought they were going to find my corpse on the shitter hours after I passed away from asphyxiation.
@somethingoriginal2.050
@somethingoriginal2.050 3 жыл бұрын
Okay. That "Dr." Witness' response to that poor girl's suicide made me so sick in ways I cannot begin to describe. How DARE he dictate whether or not someone is going to hell? Ultimately, that's not his decision to make, and he had NO right to go and make that disgustingly disrespectful tweet passing his judgment on her tragedy. I pray for her and her family, and truly wish the best for them 💖
@rainaraina4325
@rainaraina4325 3 жыл бұрын
When she committed suicide to be happy and then he said she will not be happy is messed up
@nina.robbs565
@nina.robbs565 3 жыл бұрын
it's so fucked up. my christian, conservative grandpa said that "since we all have a biblical right to life, killing yourself is technically a sin", it's just so heartless.
@francisvial92
@francisvial92 3 жыл бұрын
Not only that but also even when viewing it from a Christian standpoint wouldn’t he still be wrong? Like even if it is a “sin” that doesn’t matter at all cause Jesus’s whole purpose was to die for our sins, so she’d go to heaven anyways? What a freaking jackass dude I can’t stand that dud. (But obviously even if what he said was the Christian viewpoint it would still be a hideous thing to say. Like oh my god fella, how terrible can you be)
@nathanielsantos1706
@nathanielsantos1706 2 жыл бұрын
@@francisvial92 Also from a Christian viewpoint. I'm a Catholic so I was reading up on the bible, and I discovered that you are not supposed to say whether someone will go to hell or not, because it is God's decision not what you think. Also fear mongering about God and going to hell is not good either, because you are not supposed to be afraid of God.
@nathanielsantos1706
@nathanielsantos1706 2 жыл бұрын
Also from a human deciency perspective, its fucking disrespectful and rude.
@juleslee1436
@juleslee1436 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting how someone says "homophobia is bad" and some people hear "christianity is bad" 👀
@akiraeatsguitarpicks491
@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 3 жыл бұрын
I MEANNNN
@corixasksoki2675
@corixasksoki2675 3 жыл бұрын
I feel call out
@KiltedSatyr
@KiltedSatyr 3 жыл бұрын
Homophobia is pretty deeply engrained in organized Christian doctrine.
@thesleepydot
@thesleepydot 3 жыл бұрын
Oooo 👀👀
@thesleepydot
@thesleepydot 3 жыл бұрын
@@corixasksoki2675 why? The comment is basically saying that some christian people think people attacking homophobia are attacking Christianity (so they this Christianity=homophobia) So why do you feel called out? Are you a christian homophobe?
@salty-nova6767
@salty-nova6767 2 жыл бұрын
Dr witnesser: HES MAKING ME OUT TO BE SOMETHING IM NOT! *proceeds to make kurtis out to be something he’s not*
@eliissmellyy
@eliissmellyy Жыл бұрын
dr witnesser: makes an awful attempt at a response video but tries to stay put together and follows a script kurtis: makes a whole segment about a duck eating mac n cheese and his response(s) are astronomically better.
@vickyer786
@vickyer786 3 жыл бұрын
love it when people are like "hey we should discuss this on y o u r podcast" like no dude, why would Kurtis invite you onto his plattfom to talk when he clearly stated he did not like you (and you're homophobic and what not)?? some people are so detached from reality
@konstance13
@konstance13 3 жыл бұрын
Same as that tik tok pickup artist who wanted to collaborate after Kurtis riffed on him. Their eyes turn into dollar signs when they see his subscriber count.
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 3 жыл бұрын
@@konstance13 they think any PR is good PR, and that they can be the better person by playing everything off as an ordinary discussion or stand on equal terms after being decimated.
@DarkShadic9632
@DarkShadic9632 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey man, I know I killed 15 people and you prosecuted the trial that has sentenced me to life in prison, but can we sort this out together on your KZfaq channel before I go to jail in five minutes?”
@airak6853
@airak6853 2 жыл бұрын
He want that sweet sweet clout
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the entitlement for me. Like dude. No one has to talk to you. If you make yourself an unlikeable douchecanoe, don’t be surprised when you’re treated like an unlikeable douchecanoe.
@cease842
@cease842 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know how an atheist can talk about Christianity” Step 1: have vocal cords
@ps1hagrid786
@ps1hagrid786 3 жыл бұрын
Step 2: Be educated
@pissapocalypse
@pissapocalypse 3 жыл бұрын
You can also use sign language
@wendeviant2475
@wendeviant2475 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist. You can also write a paper, book, novel, or article about it.
@thesleepydot
@thesleepydot 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@jaash7981
@jaash7981 3 жыл бұрын
Step 3: know that christianity exists
@jessalynnischan7970
@jessalynnischan7970 2 жыл бұрын
I have never commented on KZfaq but I absolutely have to on this video... I am a Christian and hate that this is the reputation that "we" have. I love Kurtis and the passion that he has for people, I see more love coming from him than I do from the other guy by miles and miles. The part about the girl committing suicide is what broke my heart - I've contemplated it before and know how dark and scary those places are. And to think that he is making light of it at all is disgusting. Also, if he knew anything about the Gospel he would know that because of Jesus we don't live according to the law but we live according to Grace. .... and Conner isn't trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@tristonb1105
@tristonb1105 2 ай бұрын
“He edited me telling a kid to go to hell and made it look like I told a kid to go to hell”
@rhiannonfoss
@rhiannonfoss 3 жыл бұрын
Dr. Witnesser: “In all seriousness, I’d love to be on your podcast!!” Kurtis: “In all seriousness no f***ing way haha” Dr. Witnesser: “🤡... welp”
@davidbosy4275
@davidbosy4275 3 жыл бұрын
That would be like talking to the screeching iguana clock from Series of Unfourtanete Events. You're trying to talk to it and it just screeches.
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 2 жыл бұрын
Literally nothing would happen. It would just be both of them trying to convince each other to no avail
@luvcirii
@luvcirii 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO I LITERALLY WHEEZED WHEN HE SAID THAT TWEET 😭 dude just got rejected 😭😭
@TheEaterofPumpkins
@TheEaterofPumpkins Жыл бұрын
This was so great 😂
@kenz9710
@kenz9710 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot explain how much I love the “ in all seriousness no fuckin way” that’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. I love it
@cablekar
@cablekar 3 жыл бұрын
Fr I laughed so hard
@dannyadams17
@dannyadams17 3 жыл бұрын
it’s like “no
@creamdaddy117
@creamdaddy117 3 жыл бұрын
Love how this guy (witnesser) contradicting himself at every turn 💕
@Albel217
@Albel217 2 жыл бұрын
That’s the same as me going up to someone and saying “hey, give me your money, and if you don’t, you’re gonna get shot in the head.” And then on trial when I’m questioned about that, I’d say “I NEVER said I would kill him. I simply said if he didn’t hand over his money, he’d get shot in the head. That’s totally different!”
@calliecurley8699
@calliecurley8699 3 жыл бұрын
This is literally the same response my mom had when I called her out on calling me fat: “I never said that!” She just said she was “concerned about my weight gain” and “would look better if I lost a few pounds” lmao
@emmaoloughlin1771
@emmaoloughlin1771 3 жыл бұрын
She sounds like a hoot
@maddie-ye1js
@maddie-ye1js 3 жыл бұрын
your mom sounds like a peach 😅 .... and i'm sorry that's really messed up
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 жыл бұрын
We hate when people ✨gaslight✨ people
@BeesRBetterThanU
@BeesRBetterThanU 3 жыл бұрын
Neither the unhealthy talk about weight gain, nor the gasslighting is ok. I really hope that stuff stops happening and your mum can realize it's just wrong. Sending love and positivity! ❤
@calliecurley8699
@calliecurley8699 3 жыл бұрын
@@BeesRBetterThanU I really needed this today, thank you.
@gigiw5896
@gigiw5896 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis should add that Cat Lawyer sound to his sound board, lol
@darcval9430
@darcval9430 3 жыл бұрын
@kurtisconner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^
@kevinsmahomie
@kevinsmahomie 3 жыл бұрын
Licherally just said this and then came across this comment
@jackhall1150
@jackhall1150 2 жыл бұрын
Im surprised how much of a different vibe Kurtis has Like seriously But honestly, it's kinda cool. Love the chill vibe
@ChrisSmith-ql1oh
@ChrisSmith-ql1oh 2 жыл бұрын
No but imagine not comprehending comedy to such a degree that you don’t understand that when Kurtis did the amen hands it was ironic. Shit must be brutal bestie.
@torielizabeth6217
@torielizabeth6217 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis my grandma is a lot like that guy. When she found out I liked girls she told my mother she wishes I had died as a baby (I did for a few minutes) because now I'm going to root in hell. I haven't spoken to her in 2 years
@masonthejar8890
@masonthejar8890 3 жыл бұрын
you don’t owe her absolutely anything and if she dies alone that’s her fault. that’s not family. family doesn’t do that, you’ll find better 🤠
@emilyb.8219
@emilyb.8219 3 жыл бұрын
Truly amazing how people who claim to follow Jesus, canonically the most accepting and loving person in human history, can be so hateful and abhorrent. I hope your mom and your other family members are not like her.
@valko6615
@valko6615 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry that you had to go through that. I wish more Christians understood their religion is about love and not shaming/fear-mongering people into believing what they believe
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 3 жыл бұрын
Keep not speaking to her holy shit
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 жыл бұрын
Wow that gross. Anyways happy gay 🏳️‍🌈
@zebeylin1707
@zebeylin1707 3 жыл бұрын
Dr Witnesser : uwu, I didn’t say he was going to hell. owo, all I said was he’ll be sentenced to hell. Completely different qwq..
@Dr4gon_k1tties
@Dr4gon_k1tties 3 жыл бұрын
(• w •)👌
@minale3604
@minale3604 3 жыл бұрын
(。・//ε//・。)
@djungelskog132
@djungelskog132 3 жыл бұрын
(*´ー`*)
@dungeaterfancam
@dungeaterfancam 3 жыл бұрын
=w= when people are killed in the name of god OwO when you see a muslim child
@DGwildDog
@DGwildDog 3 жыл бұрын
Dr. Witnesser: I dddinddntt ssaya thhatt he was ggoimgm to heel,,,,,,ll,,,
@kaneschepers7721
@kaneschepers7721 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine dr.witnesser saying somone will die by his hands and the next morning when they're found dead he says "I didn't say i would kill him i just said he'll die by my hands"
@MadMagicianGaming
@MadMagicianGaming 2 жыл бұрын
20:55 GradeAUnderA said it very well, likening it to telling a Veterinarian "Fuck off, what do you know about animals, HUMAN?!"
@cloudofcontempt
@cloudofcontempt 3 жыл бұрын
Hereby referring to Christianity as “God’s simpage” from here on out.
@pluto6224
@pluto6224 3 жыл бұрын
Gfghfhhj
@laurenberck55
@laurenberck55 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a simp for sky daddy
@uselessbroadwayhuman6970
@uselessbroadwayhuman6970 3 жыл бұрын
As funny as that is, it’s kinda disrespectful to 3 religions at once. Christians, Muslims, and Jewish people all believe in the same god. And I hate to be a snowflake and be associated with that dude it is kinda disrespectful...
@Human-ui4uo
@Human-ui4uo 3 жыл бұрын
@@uselessbroadwayhuman6970 you mean the religions that disrespect all other people by deeming them worthy of hell?
@Kylie-tj3wn
@Kylie-tj3wn 3 жыл бұрын
Lol reminds of this one tiktok that's like "Why is the God fandom so toxic? Did the main character die or something?" lmfaooo
@AndrewT34pot
@AndrewT34pot 3 жыл бұрын
this guy's podcasts are awesome, he should make a commentary channel
@maddie-ye1js
@maddie-ye1js 3 жыл бұрын
omg he should :00 that would be so much fun 🥰
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 жыл бұрын
Nah he should make a song about indoor boyfriends
@horseboi984
@horseboi984 3 жыл бұрын
@@pretty948 I don’t know about that man he could be bad at singing so we’ll have to see
@illneverbeyourdreamgirl
@illneverbeyourdreamgirl 2 жыл бұрын
Ummm, to me he had the makings of a small town mayor 🏆
@Definitelynotabot4
@Definitelynotabot4 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@travelsizedarchie
@travelsizedarchie 3 ай бұрын
dude it's so fucking funny that drwitnesser prefaced a video with trying to say that a misspelling of a name of a person that criticizes him is proof of literal god
@BortsBiggestFan
@BortsBiggestFan 2 жыл бұрын
the "i didnt say he was going to hell" gives off the same vibes as "i didnt say being gay was selfish, i just said that coming out as gay is selfish"
@tfjada5603
@tfjada5603 3 жыл бұрын
“In all serious, no fucking way” this is why I love kurtis he jokes and keeps things light hearted but at the end of the day he’s got good morales and doesn’t allow for stuff like that, while most creators would have him on the podcast just because they know it’s drama and views. But kurtis knows he’s not gonna associate w or give a platform to people that go out of their way to attack and belittle others for not sharing the same opinions. And he’s gonna be assertive and funny while doing it 🥰
@elk1827
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
He’s quite amazing
@Bionicbutter43
@Bionicbutter43 2 жыл бұрын
We love our mayor
@melodyhaviland9393
@melodyhaviland9393 3 жыл бұрын
the cat lawyer guy has me DYING he sounds on the verge of tears
@aarush1s0od
@aarush1s0od 3 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for him
@hollberryy
@hollberryy 3 жыл бұрын
When he nods and the cat nods is so freaking sweet and he sounds so sad and it's so funnyyy
@cherryvoid5238
@cherryvoid5238 3 жыл бұрын
@@hollberryy ik so adorable
@hugheskailey
@hugheskailey 3 жыл бұрын
it’s tragically hilarious
@totesmcgoats435
@totesmcgoats435 3 жыл бұрын
I'm liking this video before finishing it because I appreciate the chapter listing!!! ❤
@BitsNButter
@BitsNButter 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for creating something I can let play in the background while I get work done (Mostly in my room).
@sagemarsh5532
@sagemarsh5532 3 жыл бұрын
the 2 red dots on his neck looks like he was bitten by a vampire
@Soopi
@Soopi 3 жыл бұрын
i agree
@nothingbutfleurs
@nothingbutfleurs 3 жыл бұрын
Bitten by vampire dad
@robynd4546
@robynd4546 3 жыл бұрын
everyone's 12-year-old twilight fanfictions come to life
@madelyn.412
@madelyn.412 3 жыл бұрын
21st century vampire 🥵😩
@sagemarsh5532
@sagemarsh5532 3 жыл бұрын
@@madelyn.412 HAHAHAHA
@acomet2509
@acomet2509 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not like Kurtis is taking it out of context he’s literally adding more context 😭
@kate-xi1cf
@kate-xi1cf 2 жыл бұрын
"you're sentenced to life in prison" well they didn't say I was going to jail
@lildicky1058
@lildicky1058 2 жыл бұрын
Prison is worse than jail
@AcesofSpadeses
@AcesofSpadeses Жыл бұрын
The chat is just PRAISING kurtis when this is a rebuttal
@user-ls2bu3vn2z
@user-ls2bu3vn2z 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO THE DOCTOR'S CHAT ABSOLUTELY ROASTING HIM DURING HIS RESPONSE
@annabeano8678
@annabeano8678 3 жыл бұрын
There is one dislike.... I think the “doctor” saw this video, guys.
@she_ate
@she_ate 3 жыл бұрын
he got all of his 10 followers to dislike this video 😭😭
@hmmm_welll889
@hmmm_welll889 3 жыл бұрын
He actually watched all of Kurtis' videos 😳✋
@D64nz
@D64nz Жыл бұрын
"I'm not a cat" Exactly what a cat would say!
@lauryntonio
@lauryntonio 2 жыл бұрын
when you read the potential consequences of illegally recording the court case it literally ruined me - i was listening in a break room at work and had to shake so hard in painful silence thank u
@Jabadamazo
@Jabadamazo 3 жыл бұрын
Religious people who claim to have "proof" of God can automatically be discounted. I've met plenty of reasonable religious people who fully acknowledge that you can't prove God and are okay with that.
@pyroryx
@pyroryx 3 жыл бұрын
yeah exactly! like, isn't the whole powerful thing about faith the fact that you can't prove that he exists, but still believe in him? like im just confused
@maddiegrayce288
@maddiegrayce288 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! I believe in God because of things that have happened to ME, but there is no proof he exists scientifically.
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