Honestly, I love how even when he cusses, he still sounds like a really kind person. 9:53 *”Thats the fucking theme to angry birds, you are shitting me.”*

The Angry Birds theme is the final proof that the game is so throat-wranglingly popular, that it's global recognition has been achieved.

9:49 gotta love how it went from very classical music all the way to A N G R Y B I R D S

Watching a guy with a doctorate call something the "Internet Meme Violin" and flip out over Leekspin on a plastic toy will forever give me inner peace.

"Maybe it's a bit too classic" *presses button* *Angry Birds Plays*

9:54 “That’s the fucking theme to angry birds you are shitting me.”

As a cellist that text is all very interesting. Somehow the Angry Birds theme made me laugh way more than anything else! (Also, that 48 year old minister of interior trade child is not holding the bow correctly)

Giuseppe Guarneri can be written as 朱塞佩 瓜奈裡 (ju sai pei gwa nai lee) in Chinese. the second character can be translated to the english word "plug", and the 4th character means "melon" in English. It looks like they translated half the characters and transcribed the pronunciation of the others

I broke the second he called Ievan Polka "Caramelldansen". I can't stop laughing.

As an Angry Birds fan and a Vocaloid fan, I MUST HAVE THIS VIOLIN.

The violin (violin) is a kind of super clean orchestra played to ring carry instruments. It is widely spread all over the world, is the modern orchestra string of the main instrument. In the music it plays very important position, is the pillar of the modern symphony orchestra, but also has the difficult playing skills solo instrument. The emergence of modern violin has been 300 years of history, is the western music since the 17th century in one of the most important instruments as the instrument queen, was also the production is itself a gate violin for fine art. The violin beautiful tone, close to a broad range, and the performance is string, it was born from that day on, he's been in the instrument of significant position, for people loved. If the piano is "the king of Musical Instruments, then the violin is" the queen of instruments". For centuries, the world famous composer wrote a lot of violin classic works, violinist in this instrument into the soul, the development of the superb performance art. The violin can concerts and solo. The violin is a string of four bowed instruments, the family is the main members of the family system of other members are: (the viola, the cello and the bass). Modern violin originated from Italian Craig mona, in 1600-1750 years to become the largest violin production center. The famous master making guitars are: Nicola Amati (nicolas, Marty), Antonio Stradivari (Antonio Stella bottom tile), and Giuseppe Guarneri (ji plug pu * melon nai); They made instruments so far are priceless. The violin's fifth tune: g, d1, a1, e2, register more than three and a half group, is all orchestra indispensable instrument, also after instruments.

Ah yes, the Angry Birds theme, truly one of the best musical pieces of the Classical Era.

Looking through the comments, the songs played are: twinkle twinkle little star, Maytoa's cave - FF1, angry bird theme, New Zealand Story theme, levan Polka, (same songs again in new instruments) , auld lang syne, (more repeats) , Bach - Minuet, Beethoven - ode to joy

"Touch will be issued after children's laughter." What is this product trying to tell me.

My funny laughter key was pressed for the entire duration of this video.

the angry birds theme, levan polkka.... that violin is a cemetery for dead memes.

its an undercover police violin

It is 2am, a clip of "the fucking theme from angry birds" linked me here and I need to go to bed but this video is more important

9:47 If you’re wondering, That song is called Midnight in Moscow

I am in Engrish heaven.

The perfect gift for a child if you hate the parents.

10:27 as a huge vocaloid fan, I'm still offended and laughing at the same time when he called it "caramelldansen"

Now I know why I subconsciously avoided this video for so long: As a strings player, hearing it being "played" has caused me immeasurable pain. Excellent.

*THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!*

The child of a piano and a violin would probably be a nyckelharpa, (literary keyed harp) a traditional Swedish instrument that can pretty much be summed up as a violin with keys. I'd LOVE it if Ashens or anyone reading this in fact, looks it up, they're really cool. One band featuring a nyckelharpa as their main instrument if you want an example, is Nordman.

9:52 The way he said it so violently yet calmly always gets me 😂😂

1:33 "Is it a bird? Is it a bloke? No idea." this ffffffg quote should not have caught me off guard as much as it did

The funny laughter key is the key that we all need in our lives.

I FUCKING DIED AT LEVAN POLKKA HOLY FUCK

9:16 "I don't think i will." im dying 💀💀💀

This makes that "Does Bruno Mars is gay?" article look like an English thesis.

The Angry Birds tune caught me off guard...

I'm naming my children Craig Mona Nicolas Marty Antonio Stella Bottom Tile And Jiplugpu Melonnai

I come back to watch this every year or so it keeps me going

I like the idea of the “if talk nonsense” function, along with the button for “talk like a fool”

Am I the only one who thought the Ievan Polkka actually sounded pretty good?

When I was a teenager I started using violins, I thought it was harmless and all my friends were doing it. What I didn't know was that violins were just a gateway to fine arts. Now my crippling arts addiction has ruined my career, my marriage and my life. Remember kids, winners don't do violins

10:02 - Copyright strike?! Oh, come on! What could possibly go wrong?

9:50 This clip is definitely one of the best things in KZfaq history.

'An Excellent Translation'

This couldn't be more perfect if you tried. I have watched this about 50 times and it never gets old.

Every word on that box sounds like a game of MadLibs gone horribly wrong

One of the all time great Ashens videos.

At school the chessboards we use are labeled "very entertain, much enjoyable".

Just imagine this scenario. Someone makes national or maybe even international news by becoming a serial killer brandishing this toy violin. He makes it play that leekspin tune or the Angry Birds theme before brutally beating someone with the violin. When he's caught and asked for his motive, he'll say that he was trying to "build the future small child star."

06:50 The child of a piano and a violin is a hurdy-gurdy.

“That’s the sort of thing you would probably learn if you were learning violin” Can confirm. I learned cello through the Suzuki system and that was one of the earlier songs I learned.

The kid on the cover of the box wasn't even holding the bow properly

Now imagine 10 of these playing together in unison.

This is one of the first videos I saw from Ashens and needless to say I was hooked.

High quality content from 2014

If you google "violin" and go to images, the picture on the cover of the box is on the first page.

It couldn't be more perfect even if you tried

I’m amazed a a clip of an 8 year old Ashens video made its way onto my instagram reels feed.

This is one of the best things on the internet. Tears still streaming from laughter.

.... Is that kid actually holding the bow?

I laughed so hard when angry bird started playing

A decade later (2024) and I still find this as one of the funniest videos I've ever seen XD

There are tears streaming down my face

i lost it at angrybirds and pretty heavily

This was posted on my birthday. Best. Present. Ever.

Sometimes I go back to this whenever I've had a bad day and it almost always makes me laugh

My favourite Ashens video. This and the outtakes of this video.

The song at 10:26 is called Ievan Polkka

Do they use sad onion ratings because all of these products are designed to make you cry?

09:07 "It doesn't have a very good battery compartment". Stuart, I think you must have lost the screw.

I keep coming back to watch this. Fantastic.

teacher:"so what instrument do you play?" kid 1:"i playe piano" kid 2"i play the antonio stella bottom tile"

The track between "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and "Levan Polka" sounds like "Matoya's Cave" from Final Fantasy 1, but played at the same tempo as the version of Matoya's Cave included in the "Medley 2002" track from the first Distant Worlds album.

i love the british inflection of angry birds

This is definitely my favourite Ashens video

What I learned from this video: If you use the same bow hold as the girl on the front of the box, you too can make the same sounds featured this violin makes.

Interesting fact: in most italian local dialects," mona " literally means "vagina".

child of piano and violin would probably be the hurdygurdy

*The violin (violin)* Ah, thank goodness for the clarification, this entire time I thought they were talking about the French Horn

Antonio Stella Bottom-tile....I'm calling my first born that.

I should have believed you when you told me to stop eating. It would've spared my jeans.

Saw a meme of this video today, had to go back and watch it

This entire video was pure comedy, this is how you make content. I haven't laughed as hard as I just did I'm a while

The second 'very classical song' is Moscow Nights.

God, would someone please just screen cap that whole "history of the violin" summary and send it on down to You're Grammar Sucks?

It’s Christmas Eve and I’m in bed ill while everyone else is having a family lunch. I really needed this laugh to get my spirits up. Thank you.

9 years later and this is still my favorite Ashens video.

Its not OK, its 0 Kelvin, that is how cool that thing is.

Ashens, I don't know how you can record these kind of videos without bursting into laughter. Oh wait.

Such a strange shape. Such a wonderful sound. These two features, worlds apart, and yet, here we are.

Years later it's back

my very favourite video of yours ashens

I'm glad to see that the world's dwindling supply of oil has been used to make this.

I always come back to watch this video when in need of a good laugh. Has done the trick for two years, I expect it to do so for two more.

10:33 Ashens the leekspin song is "Ievan Polkka" by Loituma not Caramelldansen

9:43 I just realised that's a section from midnight in moscow... What on earth is that doing on a electrical violin..

Is it a bird, is it a bloke? Pure brilliance :)

That may just be not just one of the funniest Ashens videos, but one of the funniest videos that I've seen on KZfaq.

it's like the investors, ideas men, manufacturers, producers, quality control and distributors for this all had a stroke at the same time

Oh my god! the names made me cry!

an excellent "giving up, give, give, give, givensinnin"

Ah I miss this era. This (and outtakes) are some of the most hillarious things Ive seen.

Eminem has been real quiet since this dropped: 0:35

I cried