I like how trimmings are wholesome in their own cursed way while everything else in this universe is absolutely terrifying.

Why do we have hands? to pat the Trimming Hold the trimming Cherish the trimming Forfeit all mortal possessions to the trimming

Instructions unclear: accidentally raised a mimic. Luckily, he was pretty chill and didn’t murder me.

I have a theory-the consciousness of anyone killed by a Harvester, Mimic, or Host is absorbed by the Crawl and sometimes is regrown as a Trimming. This is why Trimmings lament and cry at night.

I work in a vet clinic and one thing not mentioned in this video is that you should NEVER use harsh soaps on a trimming. I've seen way too many of these guys come in crying in pain because of the bad condition their skin is in due to the strong antibacterial soaps people use.... if you've ever heard it you know it's a sound that will haunt you forever 😢 If in doubt, please find a veterinarian approved trimming soap! We are still learning about these guys and can not guarantee that any other soap won't be harmful.

The Trimming i had was attacked by a dog once and lost two of its six legs so i had to deal with people thinking i was rasing a mimic for a long while . Sadly my poor lil Meatball passed away a few months ago RIP Meatball

Miss my little Trimbles so much, he was my best buddy for 10 years. He was very sick toward the end, his shrieks uncharacteristically quiet, and began losing his sense of direction. On his last day, I found him in the meat drawer of the fridge, poor baby must have crawled in while I was getting a midnight snack. He was sluggish, but still as cuddly as ever, and he fell asleep in my lap and never woke up again. I hope his suffering was minimal. I’ll never forget the way he’d nod his little head when I told him about work and family drama. He took an especially keen interest in politics and seemed to nod even more intently whenever we watched news about the government together. Miss you every day, baby boy, rest well.

I found my sweet little guy Apple digging around in the trash when he was a baby and decided to take him in! He was very shy and I didn't see too much of him until he got a few months older, so don't be upset if your Trimming doesn't immediately cling to you:) I also met my girlfriend because I was taking Apple for a walk and he stopped to talk to her Trimming! Turns out, Apple is quite the matchmaker!!

I love my little Trimming. His name is Potato. One night he just not would stop barking (screaming? Yelling? Meowing? Or what ever that “Aaah” sound is). Turns out there was a freaking Mimic in my backyard! I think Potato might have saved my life that night as I called the police. It’s sad how some people see Trimmings as pests, but if you get to know one they might surprise you.

I think its interesting that we got the scene with the trimming "enjoying" the "funny noises" from the radio, given the news clipping about over 400 trimmings gathering under a large, abandoned satellite dish. Maybe they're hearing something we can't.

The fact that they are super gentle and basically play by just pulling and pushing toys around is so genuinely adorable. And the way they love to cuddle and just *be* with their human. I actually want one so bad

I had a pet Trimming named Princess once. She must have been a really rare breed, she was pretty tall and had four limbs instead of six. After a couple of years, she sprinted off until the wild once around 2am, sprinting through the hallway and leaving the front door open. I'll miss Princess... Trimmings grow up so fast! 🥺

The idea of horror creatures as pets has always been cool to me. You managed to balance wholesome and horrifying really well here, since I'm scared of them but still want to pet them. Its also a really well made puppet, kind of a cuteness uncanny valley.

My grandma had a trimming when I was a kid. Bob was such a great pet. I remember staying at my grandma's house and laying on the rug in the living room with my sleeping bag, and Bob would sit on my pillow and watch movies with me. I know I wasn't supposed to, but occasionally I would feed him bits of pop tart in the morning when we watched cartoons together.

My sweet girl Onion is a delight to take care of! Highly recommend trimmings when looking for a companion, they don't shed, they're cuddly, and you find em in the funniest places! One time, Onion got stuck under the couch, and we had to facilitate a whole rescue mission for her.

I love all the people making comments and stories as if these things were real, the amount of creativity going into them is amazing

I love the (not-so) subtle insistence of how much trimmings want to "listen" to- and "watch" everything about us and our civilization ;)

"One day, the prince awoke suddenly. Thanks to the Critters assistance, the healing process had finished very quickly. The Prince had fully recovered, and was now fully awake and aware of their surroundings. Surprised by the sudden awakening, the Critters ducked and hid from the princes sight."

why is it kind of cute seeing the trimming listen to the radio

I’ve always had really serious anxiety, like it’s debilitating. It’s linked to some trauma with a close encounter with a mimic in my early childhood. I’ve always had such fear all vita carnis to the point where I was literally incapable of sleep and my parents put me in a hospital for people suffering from similar types of anxiety. I think it was around my fourth month when the therapist I was working with introduced the idea of me keeping a pet trimming. It took me a long time so warm up to the idea but around the seventh month I met the little guy. It was just a baby trimming and we were both equally terrified of each other. he stayed in a sound proof room in the hospital (not to disturb the patients) and was taken care of by the doctors. About a week living in the hospital he got very adigitated and broke out of his room and ran to a closet, turns out a mimic was hiding in there. Don’t worry we got out and the authorities killed of the mimic and no one was harmed. My little hero probably saved my life and everyone else in the hospital. After that we bonded much easier and became best friends. When I got out he became my licensed therapist pet and we got really close. Because we got him when he was so young I got a good 6 years with my little critter. Unfortunately he passed away around July, once again dying as a hero. A pretty bad bad earth quake happened where I was living and a tree collapsed on him while he was socializing, when I got to him I saw two little budding trimmings he saved from the tree curled up in his arms. Im sorry my little hero. His named was Clark. I ended up adopting the trimmings be saved and their named Alice and Jamie. This happened about 6 months ago so I’m hoping to have a great time with my two little buddies but I’ll always miss Clark.

I wonder if the pet trimmings cry louder to warn their owners, like to them of burglars or maybe even of mimics. I wonder if bigger trimmings even intentionally sit on their owners legs when the owner is infected with the host gas

One of my 3 trimmings accidentally rolled down the stairs once. Due to their shape, it's not hard for things like this to happen. Keep a close eye on your trimming companions everyone! Install baby gates at the tops and bottoms of your stairwells if you have the time.

Trimmings are adorable, but can save your life. When I was about 8 or 9, I was really fascinated with the living meat family, and wanted a Trimming. After weeks and weeks of begging my mom to get one, she finally did. We named him Red, because he looked really red. When we got him, he was so small, he fit in the palm of my hand. He had just gotten out of the Crawl, and I saw it in the Trimming cage. We took him home, and he instantly imprinted on me. Then, an invasion happened. He screamed so loud, the house . I looked at the cameras, and saw, like, 5 Mimics in our yard. By that time, we were all hiding. Some got in, some stayed away. We all survived, thanks to Red. I'm 13, now, and I still have Red. Thanks, little man.

I once had a really close encounter with a mimic- I saw it peering into my windows via the cameras I have set up outside. I had decided to board up the windows and reinforce my house with a really good alarm system, but it just kept finding ways to sneak around them. I’m still not entirely sure why I kept living there. I guess I was afraid that if I left the house, it would follow me. One day, I heard some odd noises coming from my living room. I knew it wasn’t the mimic, so I went to go check what it was, and it was my two trimmings- Kibble and Pork- making wailing sounds at an odd crack in the wall. Wouldn’t you know it, a mimic (likely had just finished maturing) was staring right through the hole. Seemed like it had been digging it from the outside for lord knows how long. I maintained eye contact with the bastard and got my gun, but by then it had left. House is now properly fixed and my little trimmings have been acting more relaxed now. All’s well that ends well I guess, just hoping that officials caught the thing before it moved onto another house.

Dads when the family wants a Trimming: “I don’t want a Trimming in my house.” Dads and the Trimming after 3 days: 4:14

The worst part about keeping trimmings isn't their loud noises or grazing habits or their affinity for chewing on your pipes under the sink; it's their short lifespans. 4 years can fly by sometimes, and before you know it, your little buddy ain't making noises anymore, and barely eats now. It's always tough to lose one. (Yes, I know the video said they can live 8-12, but that's mainly when you get them as little buds, the ones at rescues live far shorter.) Almost as tough as it is to constantly hear "better get the smashers" or "Feed it to a real pet like a python" when you just wanna post cute pics of your little meat turtles online. Seriously, I understand Rat owners now, that shit is annoying as hell. We get it; feeder trimmings exist, and so do pest breeds. That doesn't mean every trimming you see is a feeder, and that doesn't mean every trimming you see is carrying ticks. Let us enjoy our little living sirens in peace.

Seen a good number of concerning comments about accidental mimic acquisition on this video, and as someone who’s seen many similar situations go downhill fast I feel the need to step in and say it outright before anyone gets the wrong idea. It doesn’t matter where you found it, how it acts around you, or how well you take care of it: *Mimics are not pets.* For every feelgood social media profile claiming the one they adopted is ‘hand-raised’ or ‘docile’, there are ten more people who thought the exact same thing of theirs and wound up as their beloved pet’s dinner regardless. They quite literally evolved to hunt and eat you, and they’re damn good at it to boot. Always take necessary precautions when looking to adopt a trimming, especially in areas with high mimic populations: ask to meet the trimming you plan on adopting in person before bringing them home, do thorough research into juvenile mimic behaviour so you know what warning signs to look out for, adopt don’t shop if possible, and if you suspect you may have a mimic in your home, *contact local authorities or animal control immediately.* Trimmings are wonderful pets (I have two myself) and I highly encourage looking into owning one, but make sure you’re taking all the steps needed to ensure you aren’t accidentally bringing home the future cause of your own gory demise instead, intentional or not.

Honestly, this is way cuter than it has a right to be They kind of look like turtles, and I'm surprised that they're not slimey

I love how we've just accepted trimmings into our culture while the plants they grow from also grow the very thing that's put us down a peg in the food chain.

This has to be one of the most wholesome analog horror videos I've seen. The shot of throwing the tennis ball for the motionless puppet to go chase was also pretty funny.

I Have a trimming named Frikadelle (essentially German for meatball) and he's a little more energetic than most trimmings. I managed to train him to be not-so-nocturnal (A long story in-and-of-itself) And he loves running around in the yard with my dog, There's been a few occasions where he yelled at the neighbors, but the noise complaints have been kept down to about 3 this year. He also loves snuggling by the large fireplace I have upstairs, since he DESPISES the cold but loves being warm. Oh, And we originally found him eating out of our trashcan on a rainy evening, So we took the poor little guy in. Extra super duper secret bonus secret: His favorite snack is leftover grilled chicken.

Trimmings:I may be terrifying,but I am cute and wholesome Meanwhile the other vIta carnis creations:I hunger for human

I actually think this was an adorable and wholesome video

THEY’RE SO SCRUNKLY I WANT ONE

i like how there are serious parts of vita carnis and then this shows up

They look like they're in constant pain but they also vibe and i can relate

Darian: HEY wanna see a mildly disturbing creature made entirely of meat? Gotta warn ya it’s kinda horrifyi- Everyone, collectively: baby. Darian: W-what? Everyone: DID I STUTTER.

This guide finally pushed me to get a Trimming myself, picked one up the other day at an adoption center. He’s such a talkative little guy! I love my snuggle bug. 🥰

I found Malory while taking my dog out at night. My dog was going insane, so I checked it out, and there she was, hissing and spitting in the corner. I decided to take her in, fed her some leftovers, and she got attached to me. She loved the outdoors, so I liked to take her hiking. One time she even saved my life, because she seemed uncharacteristically mad at something. I threw a rock at the area she was seemingly mad at, and boom! Outta nowhere, a harvester tendril comes out of the ground and thrashes at the rock.

Reminds me of a story I once heard. Like, this was supposedly 40 years ago and theres no hard evidence for it, but apparently some old guy took in a Trimming after his son died in afghanistan (this was in Russia or something) and raised it. Turns out, it was a Mimic and the guy had no idea cause the Soviets were of the opinion there weren't such things as Mimics and people who said otherwise were arrested. Now, instead of the usual progression of the Mimic growing up and eating the guy or just running away, this story says that this guy just... had a pet Mimic. it'd come back after it grown to digest meals which were still humans and shit, but it'd just ghost around this guys cabin. Old guy never had any issues with it, and had grown attached to it. Long story short it eventually began to morph into a human-like Mimic and heres where things get really interesting. Normally Mimics can only copy what other humans do, like even the more human like mimics can still regularly mess up and get caught because theyre just pretending. Well, this old guy went the next mile thinking that this was Gods way of giving him back a son. Taught it how to read the bible and write, just be a normal person. The most common thread of this story is that eventually this Mimic becomes a fully fledged member of society, getting a job and hobbies, the whole nine yards. It sustained itself by buying human meat from corrupt morticians and the like and lived like anyone else. After the old man died the story varies even more, some saying it reverted to its murderous ways out of grief or it lived silently until it died and was given a christian burial, or even it was only revealed to be a Mimic after it died in an industrial accident. Of course, actual attempts to do this have (as far as I know) all failed utterly, but I like to think that maybe, just maybe, we could figure out what makes them tick. Understand them. Until then, kill em all and let god sort them out.

The trimming snuggling into the blanket is so cute I love them

Be careful where you get your trimming from! I went to a...less than reputable breeder because of the lower costs, and ended up bringing a bloody juvenile mimic home!! Now, it turned out well enough in the end. Gorey was thankfully a very docile member of their species, and I managed to tame them and keep them human-friendly even as they matured! I bring them for walks in a climbing harness, and they sleep on a rug under my bed all folded up, usually purring. Its really sweet.^^ Never had any issues at all really, aside from a few scares when opening a random closet only to come face to face with Gorey's massive ass grin. Scares us both equally every goddamn time...xD Almost gave my poor old grandma a heartattack once, but she was snooping around my stuff so like...it was her own fault really. As for the whole diet thing, mimics normally hunting humans and all, I feed Gorey quality dogfood of the raw variety.^^ It works really well for them. I also pick up hearts, lungs, kidneys, and livers from a small lokal slaughterhouse to make sure they get all those vitamins only organs can provide. Aside from that, Gorey loves carrots. Especially frozen ones... We also get all of those hunting instincts out of the way by playing hide and seek, or by me hiding their fav toy (out of morbid humor it is indeed a doll made out of fabric...) or some meaty goodies somewhere for them to seek out. They are very careful when seeking too, and I have only been bitten a few times, only twice needing stitches, and it was mostly my fault anyway so...meh! I got a rabies shot, some antibiotica, and then we moved on.^^ So yeah, I guess if you get a mimic instead of a trimming, it can go well. They are smart enough to be trained, clearly. I still would not recommend it though. Its very much like going out to adopt a cat and ending up with a tiger. They are wild animals hardwired to eat humans specifically! Don't mess with a wild mimic, and not even a tame one if you don't know it. Gorey for sure dont like strangers, thats why we take all our walks in the woods far from other people. I honestly believe that the only reason Gorey has ended up so well adjusted is because I am at home most of the time, and was willing to really put the work in. Ton of work went into training Gorey once I realized my predicament, and while I can now safely take them on walks in populated areas with just their harness and their doll for distractions, it was not an easy road. I also suspect that Gorey is a bit mentally handicapped. Either from some genetic defect, or from not having been given enough nutrients while still just a lil blob on the vine. Or both. They are not all there basically, dont have that drive to survive, and would probably have died in the wild. Still very smart and capable, just not independent. So in the end, make sure to be careful when adopting a trimming! Count those legs, watch out for any aggressive behaviours, and always adopt from places you know are serious about breeding and keeping trimmings!

Trimmings are cute, but I've personally always wanted a meatsnake. They are harder to care for, of course, and unfortunately there's not many guides on their care, but I just find their "customizable" skulls so cool, and I love their chill demeanor. For now I'll have to be content to try to get a ratsnake or cornsnake instead lol.

The most wholesome analogue horror thing I've ever seen

I don't care if it doesn't look the best, the fact that practical effects were used for the trimmings is awesome and they still look adorable.

my lil gal, Ruby, kept getting confused for a meat snake due to her long body and admittedly long snooter. when they say trimmings come in all shapes and sizes, they werent kidding! Ruby ended up longer than my leg, with dozens of little legs. even though she looks very different, Ruby is still very much the same as any other lil meat nugget, and is my dearest companion!

I love how they’re just giant isopods that make strange noises lmao. I feed my isopods similar things, though just protein flakes and not dog or cat food.

i had a pet trimming named turtle. he was absolutely adorable and a sweetheart. however in my first year of having him, the season of winter came and due to him being furless, he got very sick. he’s still alive now because i was able to crochet him some socks and a sweater! we couldn’t go out because of the many mimic sightings, so here’s a reminder to keep your trimming warm and cozy!

4:47 me explaining (popular game) lore too my trimming

i love how not every living meat creature is a violent murder beast. if it weren't for the weird crying baby sounds they make i'd kill for a pet trimming! so cute..

i wish darian would've continued on the fact that all trimmings are unique and look different, imo it'd be cool to see all the different unique characteristics each trimming has

I love how wholesome the comments section is. I'm glad to not be alone as a fellow trimming-lover :3

I'm imagining that a good number of the trimmings for sale are coming from specialty creep cultivars - growing some creep in a hothouse, then propagating the segments that produce the most affectionate (and least screamy) trimmings over and over, like with any other species being domesticated.

They snore hella loud, they're social creatures, they have that, "cute in an ugly way" look, and they even eat dog food. That means they're just meat pugs.

This is very helpful information! I recently adopted my own rescue trimming a while ago, he had been shot at with a bb gun by some local kids :( Little Pepperoni is doing a lot better now though! The crying noises do get to me sometimes, but it's a risk I knew when I adopted him. One concern though: does anyone else have an issue with their trimming staring out at the woods behind the house all night? I swear it almost looks like he's watching something lol

I adopted my trimming about a year ago from my neighbors. They were moving and couldn't take care of her anymore, so they gave Penelope over to me. She's the sweetest little thing I've ever had the pleasure of caring for, and I can't believe people want to eat things like Penelope! Poor babies, I want to adopt them all

5:16 LORE "One day the prince awoke suddenly. Thanks to the critters assistance. The healing process had finished and very quickly. The prince had fully recovered and was now fully awake and aware of their surroundings. Surprised by the sudden awakening the critters (then the critter hid) [sorry the end was to blurry]

I remember being a kid and wanting a trimming SO BADLY! I promised I'd take care of it, but Mum always said no and that I was allergic. Turns out I wasn't allergic at all, she just didn't want the noise at night. Now that I'm an adult, I have a trimming rescue out near the big Crawl in our town! Love your trimming, and it'll love you back.

Petition to create more Trimming Parks in downtown NY, hate having to drive up-state just to socialize my boy Hank with others.

I found a baby trimming fresh off the crawl just a few weeks ago. I named him tim-tim and right now he's mostly staying in the little den i made with some soft blankets and a box. I'd recomend washing yours with in a bit of slightly soapy wayer with a pouch of oatmeal, and some herbs to help keep the skin from growing dry if you wash yours often.

I love the little post-bath noseboop. Trimmings are like turtles mixed with cats. I want twelve.

if you want a cat but you’re allergic, a trimming is the best pet you could have. i’m very allergic to cats, but i’ve always been a cat person, and my lifestyle is too busy to keep a dog preoccupied. i adopted a trimming named Ozzie a couple years ago, and he’s just the sweetest. he loves it when i read to him. rescues are the best ❤🥰

Lately, I’ve been practicing monologues and scripts (for both audition and rehearsal purposes) with my trimming, and I can’t tell which one of us enjoys it more! They’re eager to respond to me- at first, it was whenever I paused for breath, but they’ve started to pick up on when a line is done and it’s their turn to speak- and they always toddle around with more vigour than usual whenever it’s practice time. I’ve been working on writing a script of my own, kind of like a radio play, and I’m gonna try recording it with my little guy soon- maybe we’ll even be able to perform it live someday! Gumbo is just a bundle of wonderful surprises, and I can’t believe that I went for so long without a loving little trimming in my life. World’s best cuddle buddy, hands down!

3:15 hahaha i was watching this ad with my trimming Sheila and she got up and walked towards the tv in this part, it's almost like they understand it's so cute😊

Aside from the Harvester Bulbs and Mimics and other dangerous meat creatures, this universe doesn’t sound too bad to live in. Especially given the fact that these little meat doggos that are living antidepressants if domesticated exist.

3:52 SO CUUUTTTE Uugghh seeing a trimming snuggling in blankets and just chilling in the tub is so adorable I need to get one

Thank you for the video!. I found a trimming under the porch and keep it because of everyone saying they are friendly. I now have a new member of the family and like to talk to Bronze when I am down. thanks to their love of fruits, I got to eat more fruits to just give some of the excesses to Bronze. I recommend buying a radio for them so you can turn it on at night to keep them calm and feel less lonely. I love my Bronze

The trimming likes the radio because the static he can use to get info they can talk through radio static

Aren't trimmings naturally scavengers? I was wondering about this because mine has picked up the habit of attacking and eating squirrels. Granted, I've stopped having problems with squirrels nesting in my gutters and staling from my bird feeders, but this is apparently considered unusual behavior for them.

Interesting. In the previous educational tape it said 3-4 years was the maximum life expectancy. I know they're the bottom of the food chain but to go to 8-12 is a huge difference. I wonder if that means something changed in the interim.

My baby Penelope goes absolutely NUTS for apple cores, I can't eat an apple without giving her the core 😂

This really improved my Trimming’s behavior( Name: Molter ) i have been accidently taking care of them wrong..after watching this video i finally realized what i was doing wrong! Thank you for helping! I’d recommend this to anybody who owns a Trimming.

Can we talk about how well made the trimming puppet is? I NEED one

I love this series' use of practical effects so much. The puppeteering I've seen so far has been phenomenal in presenting realistic movements for these creatures. Can't wait to see more :)

I love this video! I got a pet Trimming as a support animal a little while ago to cope with the death of my cousin who lived in New York, he died in a mimic attack in his house after his shift ended, and my little Humphrey has helped me through it so much! He looks a little weird though, as he only has four legs, and is starting to stand on his hind legs. I also caught him staring at me from my doorway yesterday, but I'm sure he just wanted to see me! Even though he only has four legs, that just makes him unique! I love my little Trimming.

This is supposed to creep me out, but now i genuinely want one of these meat mates

I bet the Trimmings transmit information and that's why they love the radio or the tv... perhaps trimming domestication is just a way to gather information or perhaps even a way (given the mewling at night) to attract mimics.... regardless i want 10 of them

It’s sleep cry is terrifying, yet slightly adorable

Miss my trimmer named “prince” he was every kind and had the best diet i fed him *APPOLS* and got sick unknowingly R.I.P prince

I love how they made a little Trimming puppet for this video THAT is how you make videos on a limited budget

The fact they're called "trimmings" definitely imply they were either failed crawl spawn or maybe cut off too early. Could even be they're sorta like a "cancer" for the crawl. Harmful to it but harmless-maybe beneficial to us. Considering there's clearly something supernatural and weird going on with the crawl, could be possible. The puppet here definitely looks somewhat fetus-like to me.

A few years ago I lived in a very social apartment block. I had these two neighbours (I won't say their names for privacy). One of them owned a pet turtle and the other owned a pet trimming. Sometimes the two would visit eachother and take their pets with them! It was so adorable to see the trimming and the turtle investigate eachother! The trimming was very shy at first but I think they became friends eventually!

This puppet is actually really well made, well done!

can you do one for meat snakes? Also id love to see how different creatures interact with each other, like if a mimic tried to kill and owner of a trimming if it would just ignore the pet or something would happen. Idk there is a lot you can do with this concept and i cant wait to see more!

Thank you so so much for this. Mine was pretty thin, and the kids and I was really worried she was a mimic, but after giving her a proper diet and exercise, she's rounded out a lot. I'm so glad I didn't have to get rid of my precious little Mrs. Marrow. The kids love her so much

I showed a trimming my 10 hour presentation on warhammer 40k lore and it tried to lure a mimic to my house! I think even trimmings have their limits

This is the only thing out of this whole series I wish was real.

I used to have a Trimming, named him Dave. I remember once he woke me up because he kept making that wailing noise , turns out, there was a meat snake in sewers beneath our house!

Got a trimming, turns out its a mimic. Still kept him, his name is Doug and he's pretty chill, harmless. He doesn't have that weird teeth less smile like other mimics, he's got pale yellow teeth and is kind of lazy in behavior, really affectionate.

Me and my mom had a trimming named Malory We loved the shit out of him I don't know how this was possible but she lived till the age of 15 Once there was a mimic invasion Malory screamed/barked/idk (Taught him to do that if there was a mimic nearby) After the invasion turns out my camera captured 3 MIMICS in our backyard with one in our house Once he stopped screaming I knew they where gone He saved my life that day Edit: MOTHER IM FAMOUS

I recently adopted a trimming that I named "Squishy" he likes to watch TV shows like AFV or Spongebob, he likes to cuddle with me at night, he loves my parents, my sister, my grandmother and my dogs, sometimes I let Squishy outside to play with my dogs, Squishy is the best trimming pet ever

I wonder how they interact with things like mimics and other members of their species. It would be really cool to see/ know how that goes!

I wasn’t allowed to get a trimming until moving out cause my dad was always worried he’d have to do all the work to care for it. Now here we are with him being my meatloaf’s favorite person cause he always gives her so many treats. She especially loves orange peels. It’s always the ones that say they don’t want a trimming that end up falling the hardest 😂

I found one of the 1st stage mimics in my backyard, he had one of his leg cut off. I took him inside and took care of him. His leg regenerated, i raised him like my own son. And now, my boy is in a basketball team, Im so proud of him.

A couple months ago, I was feeling really dizzy and nauseas and I had really bad headaches! But my trimming (Lenny) was there with me the whole time through! And for some reason, whenever I got even CLOSE to the door, he would tug on my jeans, not letting me leave. I suddenly woke up in the middle of the woods, but my trimming was right beside me! He lead me back to the house and I felt better! Turns out I was infected with spores from that one animal whose name I don’t remember…. He saved my life! Thanks lenny!

the fact that the trimmings aren't like, wanting to kill you constantly or that they have some kind of horrifying secret like other ARG like stuff is just epic

Something this video forgot to mention; trimmings get cold easily because they don’t have any fur! That’s part of the reason why they love snuggles. Make sure to get a sweater and some socks for your buddy for the winter months

My grandpa always lived with at least one trimming in his house. They are great watch dogs without all the annoying barking! Grnadpa claimed that they saved him from many mimic encounters during walks, apparently mimics won't touch 'em. As a young kid, he taught me how to take care of one and I knew right away I wanted to buy one from a trimming facility. I didn't want one from a shelter because they come with all sorts of trauma, and I want a well-rounded trimming for my first pet. I knew how to raise them, but I never knew how easy it was to take care of them! Dinks lived a fantastic nine years with me and got me trough college and my first job. Unfortunately an aggressive bone cancer took him, and even after amputating the most affected four of his eight legs, he couldn't keep going. Saying goodbye was the hardest thing to do, I'll never forget his laments when he saw me cry. RIP Dinks, you were the sweetest trimming I ever knew.

>be me >braindead roommate wants a trimming >tell him it’s literally made of the same stuff that ATE MY UNCLE >he literally doesn’t care >gets the trimming anyways >okay, now im pissed off >ask my weed dealer if he can get me some host spores >no clue how he got it, but a week later I have them >put them in the MF’ers bong >12 hours later I need a new roommate

My family used to have a Trimming named Burt that we had since I was a kid. He was such a sweet little guy! He loved cuddling and being held, and he always made the cutest little noises when he was hungry. He's no longer with us, but I'll always cherish my memories with Burt.