it was beautiful xD!!!

69th like! You're welcome!

when I saw him unpack the 2x2 rubix cube I wanted too know where I could get one

@@humanbeing301 www.amazon.com/Winning-Moves-Games-Rubiks-Cube/dp/B00BC2BEKU/ref=sr_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=Rubiks+Cube+2x2&qid=1604349558&sr=8-5

@@humanbeing301 i'm pretty sure walmart and target sell them too

Lol true

But better

@Roger Loquitur Maybe you shouldn't have tried to tell him that the Earth was flat.

@@phildavenport4150 lol

@@ahumannamedcharles5329 Im starting to think his teacher didn't miss

yeah, he also has a big one he walks on

He should add a flat Earth to his collection.

@@anubusx as a joke

@@anubusx that's literally a map

almost as many as the number of tabs he has on his browser

Unless you're in a very high lattitude, you should be able to see it every week or so. There's apps to help. It IS cool to watch.

@@smeeself it iss*

@SpaceBug Assuming you were trying to say; It is the ISS'.... No, I was not trying to type ISS there. I was emphasising 'is'. Thank you for your concern though.

@@smeeself It was a joke. Which, funnily enough, is probably a good joke by this platform's standarts.

@@Spacebugg that was a pretty bad joke

You see, the first words you say when you are in the stomach is small baby screams. Screams. Back in 1882 the word scream was invented. It symbolizes the first word the baby says when it's still in the stomach by a Greek philosopher known as pregnatmonaist.

@@isaac8141 Or does it?

He wouldn’t say that because he would even know what that would mean at the time

@@Humanlime just wait until this guy hears about the new trend known as "jokes"

Orange Ink it was woooosh bait lol love doing that

chivaswwe Would titan then by called ice cube 🙄. Something to think about

Rubik's Cubans

chivaswwe are u high??

Ah fuck you man that's funneh

I-

Yes, but your brain wont comprehend that cause you will basically see different images from both eyes... Or, Would you?

no. You still can't see behind it. So half is it.

@@marks6663 Define “behind it”?

@@marks6663 Each eye can see just under half, but a different half. How different depend on how far apart your eyes are and how far away they are from the object.

@@marks6663 yeah but maybe the amount u can see is just above 50%, so let's say 51% or 52%, thats still more than half, ofc u cant see the back

@that1dudem The caption at 37 seconds in flashed by so quickly I didn't notice. I had thought caprtions were some kind of translation of voice to text thing so wasn't altered but now know is just another thing like caller ID that can be manipulated to provide whatever info someone wants. Although now that I type this I do recall seeing some paraphrasing going on with captions. On the other hand several of the apps I use have had the spellchecker, which is a great help, function removed so you get what I type. What about KZfaq transcripts I suppose I can't rely on them being accurate either? [edited to disable the 37 seconds link that got created]

😂😨😧

a DeAd PrOfiLe 24 What Vsauce thinks every time he goes to bed at night

Vsauce sums up my everyday life, from what I must do, to what I am really

lmao

exactly what I was thinking...had to check to see if I was on the same video lol

Video starts: "look at this toy someone gave me" End of video: "you are insignificant to aliens"

Idk man

"The principle of yin and yang, opposites existing in harmony, is associated with ancient Chinese philosophy. But the very first use of the iconography, the classic symbol actually comes from a shield pattern used by the ancient Romans, 700 years before it's first known use in China. A connection between the two has yet to be found. Regardless of who came up with it first, the symbol was a bright idea. BUT WHAT'S THE BRIGHTEST OBJECT IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?" -Michael

I guess the topic just...popped up?

@@jcode1919 hahaha

So real

You’re gonna love mark rober’s video.

Gemima thanks for the recap

Gemima. Why would they bother...look at us ...

Scott Lee if anything they would want to be friends with us. why you might ask? because of memes.

And if they did notice us, how much of us would they actually see?

my favorite comment every im fucign dyIGN

Ricki Manda ooor will they??

Or will they?

adam - what is they?

Ricki Manda i was made fun of, because i had so many tabs open, but this is even beyond me lol

It because they came see the whole hence they will ignore earth

I absolutely love this channel! I can't even imagine the amount of work and the number of people involved in making these videos

Also, at 16:26 the captions say "The Earth is isn't flat like a plane (or is it?)"

Merfolk Surprise on that one if you don’t have the uk captions on it just shows it like normal

Lol

it is horrible

No it doesn’t

Brian Ervin Or isn't it?

Drink Me only laundry can drink me

bleach is talking to bleach

Brian Ervin U forgot 2017 in the tage

I was about to write that

oh the subtitle guy?

how every vsauce vid ends

Yep, as usual.

I deal with some big balls

Hey Vsauce Small balls here

my balls are a foot in diameter

but mines are big....really big

I wish mine were big😢

my pc crashes

I'm at 72 chuncks

Thank you for remembering Mauna Kea is the tallest mountian, and not Everest. Most people dont remember that

@@FewVidsJustCommentsawesome, except most of it is under water.

you should see my transition from spread eagle to missionary, i have it down to about .00004 of a second and bones are broken only 3% of the time, a near flawless ratio

@@megolito961 the fuck

Actually... The man who first mapped the mountain pronounced his name "EVE-rest".

@@megolito961 Swiftness:100

Should've ended the video with "Amazing, right? WRONG. You could always just have a mirror."

Actually it would have burned up at the speed his finders were moving.

Not really, at least until the ISS joined in the atmosphere.

Or do you?

or do you?

or do you?

or do you?

no i dont

We have to become quake masters to improve our fov enough to see more of the Earth

@the legendary egg Earth is pretty gigantic so if you wanted to see the whole planet you’ll need to be in space at about 200,000km far. If you’re on the planet you’ll only see up to 2-3 miles far which is why it looks flat from your perspective. If you want to prove me wrong then go for it

Let’s turn it up maybe there is a creeper nearby somewhere

@@pythonzz7259 r/woooosh

*quaqe pro*

Hmm, didnt expect to find You here. But I Would expect a fun fact like this from you. Go back to hell where pewds sent you. The council is dead, you have no more business here.

Shut up Water Sheep you’re worthless *Rings bell*

Water sheep... but how much could they see if it was a real picture of a snell window view? 2tan49degrees (2.3x) may not apply if it's not the same refractive indices as water/air- depending on what the two mediums your viewing with may be. Could even be more than two mediums effecting the view. Can't seem to find any journals or other papers/studies on double or triple snell windows or even any with other mediums at all. How odd what's missing sometimes is the most interesting...

Thank you for blessing us with your wisdom

Or be the democratic nominee for president

"That is why it's great to be a satellite" Vsause 2017 #VsauseA-Sexist

Or did it?

oh my. most smartest thing Vsauce has ever said.

"How Earth Moves" always has the most flat earther comments. It's hilarious.

16:25 that's true, MICHEAL.

Me to

@@AUSans101 * wanna have a bad time?

vsauce does not use gen z humor

@@tobyisawesome well now he does

Sometimes I watch his old videos from multiple years and it doesn't even feels old

*Cue music*

Hamza shakeel 😂😂😂lmfao this is gold

You wouldn't even feel the deepest oceans... do the math ! it is 3rd grade level...

@@Alan-nq5xg How the hell is that kind of maths 3rd grade?

@@Alan-nq5xg and who are you telling to do this math?

@@Alan-nq5xg 1+1 = earth

@@Alan-nq5xg topography is very famously taught in 3rd grade

...

Kakyoin is a 8 holed donut

2022: The Universe is Spaghetti sauce.

@Corby Dinzen Watch his video from 7 months ago: "How many holes does a human have?" and you'll understand.

Only one hole is more significant than the rest, no its not the asshole, the hole where a lot of men eat n then throw up in, still don't understand? Man I'm convinced you are amongst them who think the earth is round

Its ironically true. Earths 'stuff' or stuffing (insides), IS most of the earth. We only see its outer shell. Sometimes that 'stuff' leaks out and we get to see it, like what happened in Hawaii last May. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jqqJaZqFrNrXc40.html

The single most smartest line ever spoken by anyone in the history of anything ever

I read this when he said that

Gross oversimplification

When I read this he said it

Handsome jack?

@@Furo6448 I think you are onto something there.

Less of a "They wouldn't care" but more of a "They wouldn't know about us" kind of situation

Essentially a “reading the comments” video in a nutshell

we really don't

@@webpombo7765 about aliens, I always think about how we would handle, in the future with much better tech, discovering a planet thousands of light years away that was populated by nothing but plants and cows. Would we really invest the enormous effort in physically traveling there? Especially if we had already found evidence of life beyond Earth before we found the cow planet. Advanced aliens may consider us so primitive that we're simply not worth investigating.

@@webpombo7765 Yeah. Definitely the most compelling argument for why *we* haven't detected aliens..

They think the earth is moving upwards

​@@largebig79 wait seriously?? I haven't heard that one before

@@smolbaguette Yea, accelerating even. Upwards... at 9.8m/s ... every second... for millions of years. By their own assertion the earth would be moving at 4-5 times the speed of light at this point.

4-5 times the speed of light and they say we make no sense lol

​@@largebig79 I never heard a flat earther who says that

really? i found that vsauce was more so supporting the flat earth with this one. are you threatened? ;D

i hope so. im tired of hearing about it

+Kavya They're always threatened, because if it wasn't real they would have no need to say anything at all, and yet here they do.

oh dear..

who's forcing you to hear about it?

maranatha man thanks

I can't seem to use that inside google maps, perhaps you could share a google maps link?

And the Earth is still a speck compared to the Solar System, nevermind the Universe.

Vagina sauce? Vegi sauce? Vegan sauce?

Patrick Snede How'd you do that O.o

No food goes without vsauce!

-oh-

It is

I can already hear the music playing...

On average, a person can see about 4 square miles at one time because the distance to the horizon is like 3 miles and people have a narrow field of view.

*music comes in*

Este. Sau oare nu este??

Nice roblox pfp

Or is it?

that wasn't funny?

@@orsemcore Ok Boomer

Im blazed and this killed me

:)

If they watched Vsause, they wouldn't be so stupid

Or do you?

But is it?

You are the Captain from Warcraft 3... or are you?

sherlock holmes You do love that.... Or do you?

That response was smooth as a pancake. Or was it?

😂😂😂😂

to show the power of flex tape i sawed this planet in half

Logical progression

That is quite Literally where my video messed up and stopped playing 😂

DREADN0UGHT o

christopher snedeker kinda sad if you think about it.

That's pretty much how every video goes. They go from "Atoms are very small" to "mortality is a cage in which we are all bound".

TheGrandWhiteFox dude all of his vids are like that even the 2 min ones

*there arent two second ones*

I know this is a joke, but...no one's existence is meaningless.

Big brain meme is a absolute garbage meme it should die already

Clorox is life no u

Clorox is life go drink some Clorox because apparently it’s “life”

Clorox is life clorox and bleach memes are dead by now, so I guess you can’t say much.

*They call him Big Hat Logan because he wears a big hat*

Happy birthday

I know. I was beginning to think he'd retired from doing good videos and was just promoting inferior replacements.

I think he's been busy with the brain candy tour. and the KZfaq red series.

Jesus guys... He has to do Un Box Therapy as well.

Yep.. He's finally come outta the closet !

Wang Enterprises shit what is there to talk about that important

*Or is it?*

^.-

* whispers * it's made out of bankeeeet

THOMAS HAS NEVER SEEN SUCH GOOD MEMES BEFORE.

The cow juice is made out of cow.... interesting

when

*clicks on the time stamp* Michael: "Half"

@@KentoKei Did you know you can press J to go back ten seconds? Took me a while to find that out.

@@macronencer yes, i have for 2 years now, but thanks anyways

@@macronencer I usually double tap

@@troublewithweebles Is that how it's done on mobile devices? I'm almost always watching on a real computer... my eyes can't handle video on phones, since I'm an old fart! 🤣

Globular power

hey vsauce, michael here

Capp00 holy shit😧

Capp00 I live in Kansas and can confirm

*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S NEVER OGRE!!!*

Wait what

I don't get it

First he made an unusual intro, but then he made up a topic out of half a word that was unrelated to the previous sentence. That's VSauce style.

in my humble opinion he was back to normal when he said. "obviously the most handsome Jack in the box ever"

StrikeChaos don't get what

try pbs

That's why they're so re-watchable, I feel

Except it's actually interesting!

Oh, why the sudden change to flat earth conspiracy? We were talking about how confusing it is to listen to him. Seems like you're just trying to get our attention. Well, let me kill some time: First things first, here's something you can do yourself. Go to a beach at a sunset. Crouch and watch the sun go down the horizon. When the sun is completely hidden, no part of the circle visible, jump up. Tell me how the sun pops back up? According to your idea that Earth is a flat circle, this doesn't make sense. How can moving up show the sun again after it disappears? You can't chalk it up to image manipulation, this can be done with your own eyes. You base your evidence on anecdotal evidence, so this should be acceptable evidence. That leads me to the sun setting. How can the sunset? It can't set in the South because that would mean the entire earth would be in darkness after the sunset. The proposed theory is that the earth is a ball above the earth orbiting. Here's another experiment you can do. A light should be above your head. Imagine if it's the sun. Better yet, use a streetlight. Now go as far as possible from it until it goes near the ground. You can't. How would the sun appear to move down if it's always above you? That also leads to day and night. The sun is a ball of gas. That'll mean all areas of the Earth would get light. We are able to see stars, even though they are billions of lightyears away. Yet they shine just as bright. The light that travels in a vacuum doesn't get dimmer, that only happens in an atmosphere. They can go on forever. Also, where's YOUR proof? I haven't seen a single image of Antarctica where there's a fall off point. You want me to believe that in all of human history, there isn't one single picture of the edge? 29 July 1958 was NASA's creation date and 24 October 1945 was United Nation's. "The first landing on the Antarctic mainland was according to the American Captain John Davis, a sealer, who claimed to have set foot there on 7 February 1821," to quote Wikipedia. It was more than a hundred years before the big companies wanted to "hide" it. The first camera was in 1888! Image manipulation didn't exist when it came along that year and a few more years! China had begun to fly tourist to Antarctica so I would like to see a Flat Earther travel to it. There's no excuse! Even if they were chosen specifically because they were sheeple, they would still see it! www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-42388788 Go fly there yourself and prove to your comrades that it is flat. You are really desperate for it to be true, why not just go to the edge? Oo, it's 11:43 PM. I have one last point. You said research yourself that the Earth is stationary and flat. I'm focusing on stationary. If so, explain the Coriolis force. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriolis_force#Coriolis_effects_in_other_areas Here are examples of it happening. And on Earth, that is the cause of many things. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriolis_force#Meteorology If you have an explanation to why water spin Clockwise in the North and Anti- in the South, tell me. The Coriolis force explains it perfectly. Try to explain it yourself, with your own math. I assume you, at the minimum, reached high school so you can probably do your own math. I like to see you debunk the four points I brought up.

Guynimator the Terrible Dude you're amazing

I admit to loving maps. Ever since I was a kid. Don't know what it is about them.

First I did was check the comments looking for who talked about this first

x Flame x me too

The mum: Not again

A H H Y E S

🤣🤣

Earth is made of Earth

I can block my thump by putting earth in my eyes

I push my fingers into my eyes. It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache.

I can block my Trump by just turning off the TV.

That wasn't a thumb....

what then

Mr. Clean so we should call it built now?

Ruzaini Roosfa no go watch dord.

Ruzaini Roosfa ....Crap build*

O R I S I T ?

Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Where are your fingers?

Also 4:03

Lmfaoo right

He probably writes his scripts like a murder mystery. Start at the end, then work backwards so that at the beginning everything seems unrelated. At least I hope that's what's going on.

ceases, seizes is something else

Or does he?

saaaaaaaame

I NEVER CLICKED SO FAST IN MY LIFE

GUYS THEY ARE MAKING VSAUCE -THE MOVIE STARRING DANIEL RADCLIFFE !!!!

EDWAN the best part is that my birthday is soon

The Video should be called RTTITA (Random Things That I'm Talking About) #277

Or.. *is it? Is this all F A K E?*

@Cat CAT YT r/iamveryrandom

No, it's not all fake. He really did cut the earth in half to disempower Mt. Everest. Cocky tallest peak! Down a notch now, innit!?

please michael u cool but can u at least *_tell me something that I could understand_*

Think you dropped a word there

Albert Einstein wants to know your location.

Kris R-K oh thx I didn’t realise

Or is it?

*Or am I?*

Jepherson Ovalle we can see more than 3 miles, what about perspective vsause or Even the data science gives us of the curvature calculation

NEXT CHAPTER ?????

minecraft superflat...

CrustySqturn23 well we do live In the matrix

Jepherson Ovalle ur eyes cant see more than some kilometers.

Most meaning "maximum"

if that's accurate, hitting you where it hurts must require some accuracy

@@helloworld2409 you don't have to do my man like that

@@helloworld2409 Damn dude...

@@helloworld2409 Hi, 911 I'd like to report a murder

@@vincentfreddoyle7555 well if they don't some it's not murder if you punch them it's a salt