WATCHING THE WORST FOOTBALL FILM EVER MADE (United Passions)

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Hello again, today we watch by far the worst football movie to ever be created. This should have stayed in the drafts icl.
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@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

Like for windy summer

@madushansrineelavannan8548 Жыл бұрын

1st comment wot

@aeorut7455 Жыл бұрын

YEAHHHH

@sugarplumsoda Жыл бұрын

More like "Remember Summer Days"

@deeznoots6241 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe Uruguay murdered Jules Rimet by beating Brazil at the 1950 world cup

@d04lvallier 2 жыл бұрын

Mans must've bet the house on em

@margaridamatos7537 Жыл бұрын

@@d04lvallier aldo i love you 💀

@krusher181 Жыл бұрын

Shit happens

@Ind0nesiannationalteamgoated Жыл бұрын

Dude died in 1956. 6 years of apin just because uruguay socerd 2 goals against the green portuguese

@Ind0nesiannationalteamgoated Жыл бұрын

6 years of pain

@kthkthkth 2 жыл бұрын

Sam Neill went from Jurassic Park to this. LMAO.

@jbo4547 2 жыл бұрын

A paycheck is a paycheck lol

@aandwdabest 2 жыл бұрын

@@jbo4547 pay-check don’t discriminate, be it a legendary film or a Shit fest.

@IAmBushid0 2 ай бұрын

And Tim Roth went from Pulp Fiction to this too

@Timliu92 2 жыл бұрын

"Football might be a gentleman's game, but it is a man's sport!" Wow, that is arguably one of the worst lines I have ever heard in a film. It does not make sense in the least bit!

@robertoorrego4374 2 жыл бұрын

It kinda does tho

@havoc3-243 2 жыл бұрын

That's Hunt Down The Freeman levels of dialogue

@dwibs93 Жыл бұрын

How that actor was able to deliver that line in a natural way I have no clue

@aandwdabest Жыл бұрын

@@dwibs93 peak professionalism.

@lobstered_blue-lobster 7 ай бұрын

It's a really weird line but it kinda makes sense. Think about it in terms of like weird old school connotations, "gentleman's game" so it's like well mannered, chivalrous and proper and all that shit. "Man's sport" cause it's rough, violent, masculine, aggressive and strong. That's why he was reprimanding the kid to shoot more. That line should make more sense now but it's still an odd line.

@robbiebalboa 2 жыл бұрын

the title of this video should've been. "I watched the worst football movie ever made, so you don't have to."

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

im bad at titles

@robbiebalboa 2 жыл бұрын

@@Maqwell 😂. All good, we loving the content tho.

@glassopint5848 Жыл бұрын

Yeah those videos get VIEEEWWWSS

@greatsportsresults4506 2 жыл бұрын

Why is this film even called "United Passions"? They could have just called it FIFA

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

they gotta make sure it's not completely obviously a FIFA propaganda film lol

@MisterSpinalzo 2 жыл бұрын

it does sound like a "different" kind of movie

@ThreePointOneFou 2 жыл бұрын

Because if they'd called it FIFA, the ten people who went to see this thing during its opening weekend wouldn't have gone.

@saaaiiiko 10 ай бұрын

I literally thought it was a film about Manchester United

@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift 8 ай бұрын

this is just a game theory but, i think they named it "United Passions" just so they can piggy back 2009's The Dammned United.

@nicholastricarico2957 2 жыл бұрын

Tim Roth could not give a single s*** about his performance, and I absolutely love it.

@MustafaAli-lb8dq 2 жыл бұрын

Because he did that for a paycheck.

@nicholastricarico2957 2 жыл бұрын

@@MustafaAli-lb8dq I'm very well aware of this.

@Tommicus 2 жыл бұрын

Your critique of the movie itself has more dedication and care than anything FIFA has done. 👍 If 'The Founder' a film about the 'founding' of McDonald's can have a more compelling story than this movie, then you know they did something wrong. Love your videos man, can't wait till the next one! 😊

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks bro!

@mike04574 2 жыл бұрын

the founder is a great movie lol

@Tommicus 2 жыл бұрын

@@mike04574 😊

@fanofeverything 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe this movie is real, it feels like an SNL sketch

@user-zs7lv2db5v 2 жыл бұрын

4:52 Ironically this happened irl

@moeenuddin6467 2 жыл бұрын

"Football is a gentleman's game." Cricket: 👀 okay

@kingshermanii 2 жыл бұрын

Putting out another masterclass by Maqwell

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

yesssiiirrr

@echarts3710 Жыл бұрын

Watching this after watching FIFA Uncovered makes this even more hilarious. And that "I forbid you from forbidding me anything" quote... Genius.

@farhanmarco7827 Жыл бұрын

Tim Roth and Sam Neill clearly wanted that FIFA paycheck.

@sdot5389 2 жыл бұрын

A friend and I went to see this in the theatre high. We had heard it was terrible and ate up the unintentional comedy.

@jfenner8645 2 жыл бұрын

Joao Havelange: the most Northern Irish Brazilian to ever live, according to the movie

@had998 2 жыл бұрын

But Maqwell! Sepp Blatter is a god amongst men!!!

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

right you are there my friend

@lixobounce6588 2 жыл бұрын

"Come out ye black and tans" the perfect song for the theme

@thedrinkinggamemaker9749 2 жыл бұрын

Come out ye black and tans Come out and fight me like a man

@DungNguyen-dk8wm 2 жыл бұрын

This film is as good as a team in Vietnamese fifth division lol

@jkara0302 2 жыл бұрын

Another fun vid! How about a GOAL trilogy retrospective?

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

hmmmmm, it's been about 3-4 years since I watched the Goal series, could be fun!

@superninja252 2 жыл бұрын

That cloud reference wasn't just a bad random reference was a bad reference about Maradona's hand of God

@thevoshe 2 жыл бұрын

That Venezia kit tho!

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

hella nice innit

@thevoshe 2 жыл бұрын

@@Maqwell hell yeah bruv

@chiefbeef9905 8 ай бұрын

United Passions walked so Oppenheimer coulld run. Truly a movie of all time.

@rayneTheWolfe 2 жыл бұрын

Hearing how much they made back is just some form of justice

@samlane8674 2 жыл бұрын

Been watching like all your videos. Such a good rep for American soccer/football fans. And bring perfect gen z chaotic energy. This channel gonna blow up 100% keep it up

@BP-ms6te Жыл бұрын

my favorite part was when Sepp blatter was in that meeting , yelled It's Fifa time and Fifa'd all over the place

@prankedpulsive620 2 жыл бұрын

love the venezia kit, looks absolutely amazing

@officialblimp Жыл бұрын

4:46 The face he makes just kills me 😂

@khalidhassan659 2 жыл бұрын

bro your content is just too addicting

@OcEleven 2 жыл бұрын

If you think that a movie with the executives being the heroes is a good idea, get out of film school.

@TheMrFishnDucks Жыл бұрын

This is beyond hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Please do more of these. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mira9640 2 жыл бұрын

Hey max I was just thinking about you possibly making the rise and fall of EA sports and mainly focus on the Fifa franchise, it’ll really be an entertaining video and tell people how you and thousands of others feel about EA and Fifa

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

definitely could be a cool topic, I'll have to add it to the rough ideas list

@mira9640 2 жыл бұрын

@@Maqwell thanks! I’ll be open to giving suggestions :)

@samuelschonenberger 2 жыл бұрын

Still gives me chills whenever I'm reminded that I was born in the same country as Blatter

@kuroazrem5376 Жыл бұрын

Being racist and thinking England is superior is basically a description of every Englishman up until the 1990's at least.

@kevinbremner4924 2 жыл бұрын

never thought would hear the black n tans song on on your video awesome irish joke mate

@saadamansayyed 2 жыл бұрын

Could you do something related to the cartoon Supa Strikas? Seems low key interesting

@itsgionnie 2 жыл бұрын

fun fact this movie is made when sepp blatter is the pres..........so ya

@Mateus_Carvalho 2 жыл бұрын

4:27 Nice air conditioner there on the left, lads.

@punklegend07 2 жыл бұрын

maqwell leaving cause of a cold like he couldnt do it in a rainy night in stoke.

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

simply just not that built different

@driziiD Жыл бұрын

8:02 FIFA's propaganda message: we are GOD

@swanwatcher8816 2 жыл бұрын

Maqwell can you make a video Essay on Malta? Anyways great video as always!!

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

I'll consider it and thank you!

@skullpirate8796 2 жыл бұрын

The 1950 WC final was the best part😂

@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift 8 ай бұрын

guess the big FIFA man REALLY wanted brazil to win ehhh?

@Jufall 2 жыл бұрын

Goated video again

@Iucifur Жыл бұрын

6:21 the old dude thats standing up he played as Campbell in peaky blinders lol

@chotenque6877 2 жыл бұрын

wut, they got sam neill and tim roth on board? what???

@babyyoda3497 2 жыл бұрын

2:40 please not this again why did ?ou remind me of the falcon and the Winter soilder I almost completly forgot it

@user-cn8vj5rs5c 2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for a Netflix original about Andrea Agneli

@NeverwascooL Жыл бұрын

This video made me want an actual good movie showing FIFA begin, become legitimate enough to be taken serious as crowning world champions and then how the game has been evolved in the other continents of the world.

@acatwithwiskers9273 Ай бұрын

All of the main characters look like they would be villains in any other movie.

@Big_PJ 2 жыл бұрын

I really enjoyed the Come and ye black and tans cameo

@deanaldinho 2 жыл бұрын

Venizia jerseys never miss

@driziiD Жыл бұрын

6:41 wth lol

@jacquelinelugo5518 Жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing at how hard Fifa tried in this movie. To make it seem like they weren't corrupt. And it only worked to show how even more corrupt they were 😂😂. It's what they deserve 😌

@SrSteve404 Жыл бұрын

5:15 FORREAL LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

@JangoFett_2571 Жыл бұрын

Damn Sam Neil really went downhill after Jurassic Park 3

@hottt4Ewon 2 жыл бұрын

Nice haha Please also review the BEST football movie ever made: “Pele: Birth of a Legend” from Imagine Entertainment & some indie company called Seine Pictures (nice name!) #Pele #BirthofaLegend

@ddarkon1223 Жыл бұрын

This movie is a fever dream, cant believe its even real

@F4ND4NG02 2 жыл бұрын

Real Madrid amongst other countries, formed fifa!

@Mchammershot 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that sam neill is in this hurts so baf

@landonyt2546 2 жыл бұрын

Bro there is no way he died lmaooo

@Evan_10-2-07 2 жыл бұрын

Will you make A video About Your Old Channel Called Charlotte Town FC Fan Club?

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

I mean...idk what I'd do exactly lol

@Evan_10-2-07 2 жыл бұрын

@@Maqwell how about look at your fifa career modes on that channel?

@notasinglesoul1179 2 жыл бұрын

I miss 5 mins ago when i didnt know this exsisted

@od9694 2 жыл бұрын

Terrible film but they make some good points about the English

@joshherrera8550 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know they made a movie

@joaovitorcamposazevedo5509 Жыл бұрын

I'm from Brazil and a Bolsonaro's campain advertisement apperared right before you mention him

@dfacts21 Жыл бұрын

what about "goal 3"??? 😅😅😅

@driziiD Жыл бұрын

unlimited money lol must be nice

@Ballin4Vengeance Жыл бұрын

Generic British Villain looks more like irl João Havelange than movie Havelange. Marvelous casting trully.

@BelfastIsRed 11 ай бұрын

1:27 facts😉

@sugarplumsoda Ай бұрын

My dad is a coach player from Mindanao and I would never forced him to watch this trash!

@skyburster322 2 жыл бұрын

a movie made by FIFA? that says enough lol

@driziiD Жыл бұрын

Teddy Rosevelt created FIFA ??? lol

@laurafurlong8006 Жыл бұрын

1:27 Come Out Ya Black And Tans 😄 I'm Irish 🇮🇪

@doncarloancelotti2256 Жыл бұрын

Truly one of the movies of all time

@reverendroar 2 жыл бұрын

Reading FIFA’s Wiki is better than this film and that’s it…

@bencrane1136 10 ай бұрын

How could a film by FIFA be this much of a car crash

@that3401 2 жыл бұрын

If I had to rate worst football movies this has to be Second worst

@SuperBigFan98989 2 жыл бұрын

That profile 😂

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

what would be worst for you

@danielhauskins7727 2 жыл бұрын

"Oh there calling English people bad" thats a good thing?

@skronkolius 2 жыл бұрын

W new vid

@AceTrainerRaf 3 ай бұрын

5:06

@therockphilosopher1678 Жыл бұрын

Shaolin soccer is a more entertaining movie than that god awful propaganda movie

@nleak92 11 ай бұрын

Thank you for watching it so we didn't have to

@marioroman555 2 жыл бұрын

This movie is just a constant yikes machine.

@sugarplumsoda Жыл бұрын

I hope my dad would never watched this movie 😡

@d04lvallier 2 жыл бұрын

For whom was this made, who knows. What was their market?

@mrtoad1408 2 ай бұрын

Only FIFA representatives based on the grossing figures.

@silvesta5027 2 жыл бұрын

Joseph bonfante is a king

@mrgeorgewhite 2 жыл бұрын

hiiiii

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

yello

@casper6405 7 ай бұрын

Even in this film FIFA pretty much shows their scumbag nature 😂

@saaaiiiko 10 ай бұрын

Who else thought this was a film related to Man United???

@n9im244 Жыл бұрын

900 Dollars

@sceptilehg2549 Ай бұрын

Finally, Man United is better than something have "United" in it's name🐧

@playbox4366 2 жыл бұрын

Shaolin Football Was a funny movie

@AestheticalMinimalism Ай бұрын

FIFA has been match fixing since 1950. The match fixing failed hence Jules Rimet died. Self exposure.

@vidalrodriguez2001 2 жыл бұрын

2022 bid was a sham. But hopefully if anything, FIFA won’t drop any lower than it did that day in 2010, right??

@goat9295 2 жыл бұрын

The North America bid is actually good though.

@vidalrodriguez2001 2 жыл бұрын

@@goat9295 i agree, I’m just hoping that it doesn’t happen again though lol all the corruption and foolishness of that day

@SKarlet312 Жыл бұрын

Don't look at the 2030 frontrunner

@vidalrodriguez2001 Жыл бұрын

@@SKarlet312 I’ve already heard unfortunately. The Saudis have even more of an Infinite Money Glitch, “unlimited money” lol, way of doing things. We’ve seen it already that they’ve already pushed hard in many sports to get a piece of the action. The scrutiny after Qatar, I believe will be too much, EVEN FOR FIFA, to consider Saudi Arabia 2030, it will be even more transparent what FIFA actually values then

@frequentlyoffline3917 2 жыл бұрын

Sepp Blatter once suggested that women should play in skirts.

@robertoorrego4374 2 жыл бұрын

I'm being honest here. I really don't think it's as bad as your making it out to be just off of what was shown here. I'm gonna have to watch it myself to come to my own conclusions on this one.

@xael-the-artist7708 2 жыл бұрын

How was it?

@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift 8 ай бұрын

the movie killed him @@xael-the-artist7708

@m2kspichu144 2 жыл бұрын

What do u think the best is

@Maqwell 2 жыл бұрын

Shaolin Soccer

@driziiD Жыл бұрын

8:21 let's hear him out tho..

@TheMuldoonFella Жыл бұрын

1:28 Tiocfadh ar la

@russianweeb 2 жыл бұрын

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