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Imagine being Bob's roommate or neighbor and hearing him give thanks to people sending him explosive diarrhea vids in the middle of the night.

Bobs story is just pure comedy. Hearing an old man talk about how much he loves poop videos is almost like a testament to old youtube

The dirtbag man acted like he killed this girl then gets mad when people "mistreated" him for it, like dude you made yourself out to be guilty of killing this woman.

youtube bringing this video to my homepage was a blessing. As a kid i used to have recurring nightmares of an old man sitting in a corner laughing. nothing else, just laughing and staring. and since then ive been searching for what couldve caused these nightmares. and from this video, ive realised that it was mr112dirtbag and i watched the video as a kid but forgot and it just settled in my consciousness. thank you. this has lifted a weight from my shoulders.

shoutout to the cop who took immediate action after searching through patrick's bag instead of just ignoring the situation.

We need better stalking laws. It shouldn't have to get physically violent before authorities step in.

Dirtbag is every internet troll ever. He acted like a big tough guy who "doesnt care who he offends" by mocking a girl who went missing and presumed dead... then wrote a self-sympathising post about how mean everyone is to him

Honestly, I almost respect Bob. The man knew what he wanted. He got what he wanted. I took a whole month to get the courage to tell someone that I thought they're cute. This man went onto THE INTERNET, SHOWED HIS FACE, AND ASKED FOR POOP VIDS. Truly, one of the weirdos of all time.

112Dirtbag literally said "We live in a society" when he was called out for making an ARG out of a missing woman's disappearance.

Somehow the guy obsessed with listening to people poop is the least creepy person on this list.

It’s so insane when cops go “oh this threat hasn’t been physical so there’s nothing we can do” like that’s why they’re trying to get help! So physically harm doesn’t happen or something worse.

Not enough recognition is given to you for not even snickering at that whole Bob segment. I laughted so hard that I nearly created content for Bob myself

The fact that Zippy- a guy that likes to upload videos of him pooping- had to block Bob for creeping him out- is too ridiculous for me to comprehend

Bob is a inspiration...i cant even plug my phone on the charger in the dark. This man was blind and he set up a camera, uploaded a video, stalked a dude, and deleted videos. Bob needs his story written into a hallmark movie. He knew what he wanted and he ws gonna get it eyes or no eyes

I can't believe they found the Happy Scientist in possession of 4 freaking Terabytes of CP and he only got four years in prison. That is an absolutely absurd and disgusting amount of files/data.

Bob legit had me laughing way harder than I should've. His sincerity was just so funny. Poor Bob, he only wanted to hear the world shit 😂

The fact the guy who uploaded a poop video got weirded out by the guy who listened to and enjoyed his poop video is just bonkers.

It’s such a whiplash hearing about a suspected kidnapping to a guy discussing his poop fetish

bob's vids are insanely funny. absolutely no awkwardness or shame, and bro is saying all of this in a dark fucking void so i just picture that he's in the middle of a forest with a camcorder at 2am. absolute gold.

It's funny how if you're drunk af and tell a cop you'd "knock him out if he didn't have a badge" and you can be charged Yet a stalker can threaten to rape, beat, kill a woman and they don't have enough for a restraining order until physical force has been implicated

I know someone else mentioned this before in the comments but that officer that stopped Patrick might have quite literally saved that woman’s life. Shit is terrifying.

Bob: *goes into detail about what he likes* Also bob: "its just for fun. Nothing serious"

Dude said, “original shit-poster!” 🤣🤣🤣 Love it, Wavy!! I love your videos and the way you tell stories. Great sense of humor and delivery, man!

“I have viewed your explosive diarrhea video.. just curious to know where that was at” is the kinda stuff you just don’t see on yet anymore.

Part of me feels bad that trolls were teasing a blind guy by pretending to poop, even getting their kids involved, but I cannot get passed the amount of times he said he wants to hear people unbuckle their belt.

There’s something so hilarious about how nice and cordial the blind poop guy is

The way Bob's mind works is fascinating.

24:53 That blind dude requesting sh*t videos had me rolling! The stuff he was saying along with his calm demeanor was just too much for me. 😂😂😂

I laughed maniacally throughout the Bob’s poop review segment. That guy has some MAD balls to unapologetically talk about this had me dying

“I’m just trying to find a friend here on KZfaq and would be willing to share whenever he’s gotta take a dump” is probably the best line I have heard in a while

bob is so fucking wholesome compared to everyone else, jesus christ that says a lot

The happy Scientist one is possibly the most creepy for me since I may have actually met the dude irl. I've gone to the museum that was mentioned (MOSH as its known locally) as a kid loads of times.

Bob is just a man who knows what he wants

I don't care that 112dirtbag didn't commit any crimes, he's a horrible person for taunting the family of the victim like that. The pure effort put into teasing the family of a missing person is just revolting.

the happy scientist only getting 4 years is crazy that dude should not be allowed back into the public

Bobs hobby of listening to people taking audible shits is totally wholesome, warmed my heart to see a man love a sound so much

I vividly remember a thread about that guy Patrick where many people were empathizing with him to the point that they were saying things like if Kristen had just been nice and "given him the time of day" there wouldn't have been an issue. It really blew me away that anyone would feel that way about a situation like that

I grew up right where Maura went missing, one thing I think people need to understand is how much undeveloped forest there is to be searched. If someone runs out into the woods at night in the winter it's easy to get lost, succumb to the elements, and never be found. I really don't believe there's anything more sinister at play in her case, just a really tragic series of worst-case outcomes.

The blind guy was so creepy that he didn't see anything wrong with what he was asking

The Bob Poop Review guys is genuinely amazing. Literally Lolling at his ever-so-polite descriptions and requests

hearing Bob's story was legit the most confusing experience I had all week. Itd be one thing if he was bullshitting about being blind, but the fact hes legit confirmed blind turns the whole thing into a real life absurdist comedy sketch

That bob guy took the KZfaq poop genre to a whole other level.

I saw one of Robert Krampf’s shows as a kid. Hearing about his arrest as an adult was surreal.

I love Bob so much. Also if you're uploading pooping videos you should expect that there might be fans of it. I like that he shouted out Zigzag then had a little youtube feud with Zigzag. Feels like one of the first cases of a youtuber shoutout/callout video

I think the saddest part about the Happy Scientist is the man had a wife and several pets, so he seemed to live a fairly normal life. His wife did pass away from cancer very shortly before he was arrested, according to friends of Robert and his wife, neither they nor his wife were aware of what Robert was doing under the guise of an educator. While it's sad she died like that, at least she didn't live long enough to see the monster that her husband really was. Also I hope his pets went to good homes

The thing that always gets me is that the scat guy doesn't talk about it like he's talking about a fetish-he talks about it like it's so casual and mundane, the juxtaposition is almost comical.

Hey man I’m rebuilding a large curved deck (I’m not a carpenter my parents just needed some help) over the last several days and I’ve had yours and some other pages (kosdff) running while I work. Very well put together and help the time pass while I’m sweating in the Houston heat. Thank you!

That guy laughing like that is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen

I lived in a shared house many years ago and one day one of the tenets was arrested for attempted rape of a neighbor. Apparently, weeks earlier a woman had smiled at him and said hello and he built up some story in his head. (He was on disability and borderline IQ. He reminded me of Lenny from Mice and Men) He broke into her house and apparently found a handgun and kept her hostage for awhile until she talked him out of it. He went back to our house to play video games with another room mate until the cops showed up. In the later weeks, we realized about little weird things that he did. He previously rearranged the living room so that the chair he sat on would have visibility on that lady's house. He put the TV next to the window it so it would appear as though he was watching it instead of her. Once I asked him what show he was watching and he told me he didnt know. Super creepy and I always think of this when women say they are afraid on men.

The blind guy reviewing poops sounds like an idea for a Tim and Eric sketch.

"You can call me anytime you feel the urge to crap." A message so few in the world have the honor of receiving.

Bob took Shitposting to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL! "Its just for fun, im not gay"

25:07 Whether it's a glitch of auto-censor or editor's easter egg, it was an absolute necessity to pixelate that dog's face. I approve.

I think it's realy interesting that the blind guys house is so dark. I haven't thought about blind people not needing lights but it makes a lot of sense

I remember that explosive diarrhea video from years ago. It was added to the end of a video I was watching on KZfaq. I did not expect for it to still be filed in my memories to this day.

Maura Murray is such a sad and confusing case. She was hiding her trip from her family, friends, and job. I wonder what was going on. If she were meeting someone like a lover... that person would have probably come forward by now. I wish they could figure out where she was headed. And why was she going? Maybe someday we will find out. 😢

Fun Fact: in the very beginning wavey mentions horrible youtubers getting erased from the platform, showing a guy wearing a clown mask. The guys is known as Daddyofive, a family vlog channel where the parents would emotionally and physically abuse the kids disguising it as "pranks" the story got pretty big in 2017 BUT ever since then the family that still exists (the parents and 3 kids that never got taken away from child protective services) as "The Martin family" still uploading vlogs.

Bob really out here with the "wow I may be a creep who loves poop videos, but at least I'm not rude" defense.

Hearing "I have reviewed your explosive diarrhea video in McDonalds" was like a Ratatouille moment

I'm impressed. Usually, there'd be half a chance that I'd know of at least a few people in a video discussing late-00's youtube obscurities, but I'd genuinely never heard of these people until today. I was a little surprised that the Happy Scientist's undoing happened a lot more recently, given that the other creeps' stories happened over a decade ago.

LOL Bob is wild 😂😂 "No no! The poop obsession is just funny! It's not a fetish! Keep doing it more" 😂😂

2yrs for “cyber stalking”… bruh he literally went to her house & work, it wasn’t just “cyber stalking”, he was stalking her irl too. 2yrs for terrifying that woman day in & day out is absolutely ridiculous.

Wow, I recently discovered your channel and am impressed with your content. Thank you for all your work.

I love how the photo with the dogs, one of the dog's faces was blurred. It just makes me happy for no reason.

The officer who took appropriate actions to take that degenerate stalker behind bars is the kind of officer the police force needs

On a lighter note from my last comment, I love Bob's "I would love to know what gave you the shits like that" line. He's asking the hard-(s)hitting questions.

2:00 My friend had the same name. For months she kept getting calls from people who thought she was the the victim. They'd even call our office looking for her. The guy spawned a whole surge of stalkers trying to find her.

Love you wavywebsurf. your videos are always so fucking entertaining. appreciate your content a lot

I don't know why, but the poop guy is really amusing. It's clearly a fetish thing for him, but it's so comical how utterly fascinated he is by the sounds of pooping 💀💀

Miniladd. The fact there are people who forgave him for what he did to minors is disgusting in itself because he’s almost 30.

I totally forgot about the dude who liked to listen to people pooping. Unfortunately you reminded me.

"squeeky clean front Page" Shows "the insane engenerr ing of the M1A1 Main battle tank

Bob 100% took it IRL…They say to this day he can be found in public restrooms, critiquing strangers shits and asking for narration.

The KZfaq Stalker is so creepy. It’s disturbing how someone can just go out and take videos of strangers without their knowledge.

The Happy Scientist: “I love this job lets me do what I love the most!” The Happy Colleague: “Science?” The Happy Scientist: “Children!”

Let's just say that Bob was a rather strange character. KZfaq in 2009 had alot of strange characters on it, and alot of trolls....

No worries, the blind guy said the poop thing was just for shits and giggles

"i feel like crying. all i want is a friend to try and understand and have fun with and who will share letting me hear him taking shits in the toilet" so fucking true bestie

Bob took curiosity to a crappy place 🤣 It's the level of dedication to making so many detailed responses and asking to describe the way they look under the notion of being blind that gets me! he didn't think it was wrong even when he was called out for it, baffling!😕

HAHA OH MAN...The Poop Guy - I was laughing so much.

"i'm being accused of being GAY" the priorities from bob are.... hilarious

The stalker looks like Logan Paul if social media never worked out

You can’t use sitting and smiling as an example. He’s so good at his job he ignored a tried breaking inn

I bet Bob would love to hear EDP vandalize a Chipotle restroom.

The poop guy 100% lost his mind when he heard there was a whole genre called KZfaq Poop

That first story really hit home for me. I was cyberstalked by an employee at a grocery store I frequented. He somehow found my Facebook page, despite only knowing my first name, and managed to get my phone number. He'd message and call me constantly, and would even leave creepy comments on my profile photos. I eventually confronted him and said point blank I wasn't interested, and fortunately he backed off. I'm so glad it didn't escalate. I can't imagine how Kristen Pratt felt, that little bit I dealt with was stressful enough.

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Bob is the patient zero of AMSR lovers.

Regarding Maura, I think the fact she crashed two cars, withdrew money from and ATM, planned to leave and lied about leaving in a sort of 'Gone Girl' style is as peculiar as the suspicions surrounding any serial killers. Like, people don't do things like that for no reason. Was she running away, was she mentally ill, was she faking her death?

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I feel you spent a really long time on the poop guy, I was jaded of it after the first 2 minutes😂

Poop guy was into oddly specific ASMR waaay before anyone else! 😂😂😂

I love how since Bob can’t see, he decided to use his hearing for poop videos.

This Bob guy is a real life Arkham Asylum inmate.

Love your videos @wavywebsurf. How you dig all this crap up is a mystery to me. Speaking of crap, Poopy Bob is freaking me out. I'm just glad I live way out of earshot of this creeper in Mich.

Maybe it's my inner 5 year old, but the blind poop guy segment was fucking hilarious

The poop one was more strange that I expected. His complete lack of self-awareness just struck me. Like he was unaware that other people have basic intelligence and can see that it is an obvious paraphilia instead of "just for fun". Maybe he thought it wasn't sexual for him that didn't count as a weird fetish. The funniest bit is the person who uploaded his fav vid was originally thinking he was going to trigger a bunch of normies, and probably did, but also attracted a new friend he didn't want lol.

Stories like Patrick prove that tge law doesnt care what you do online. They only care if youre actually physically harming or harassing someone. Cyber assault and cyber harassment need to be punishable.