We Live in The Zone Now | Chapo Trap House

We Live in The Zone Now | Chapo Trap House | Episode 58 FULL

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5 жыл бұрын

Will, Matt, Felix and Virgil wake up in The Zone to take in the election results, process the shock, and accept Bill Mitchell as our new dad. More importantly, we discuss the failures of America’s expert/lanyard class, liberal ass-covering, the impotence and irrelevance of the Democratic Party, and our new purpose and priorities under the coming Trump regime.
Reasons to be scared, reasons for hope, and assurance that we’re still ready to ride with you all every day.
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@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf 5 жыл бұрын

"I said I *may* not *_be_* Dale Earnhardt, but I smashed into the fucking wall because I couldn't turn left" is an all-timer from Felix

@joshuamarx8209 5 жыл бұрын

ＹｕｎｇＶｕｌｐｉｘ best chapo line ever...

@joshuamarx8209 5 жыл бұрын

Book it...

@jschnabes13 Жыл бұрын

Might be the best line ever from the show

@stopculture 2 күн бұрын

Idk why but I get amped up when I hear this shit

@MilesLibak 5 жыл бұрын

Best Chapo cold open of all time.

@jack_rabbit 3 жыл бұрын

YES

@SwogFrog 5 жыл бұрын

God it feels so surreal to be working an ultimate bullshit corporate database job while listening to Chapo. I'm just sitting at home (I can't even work on site cause I'm a contractor), juggling spreadsheets of entirely unnecessary internal metric trackers to gauge which management needs to be purged every six months, entirely alienated from the very concept of the product of labor.

@subversivelysurreal3645 3 жыл бұрын

…that should feel surreal, save up and escape while you can!💕

@Dualhammers 3 жыл бұрын

Election night was the beginning of the terminal slide of my marriage. By 2017 I was homeless. Now, here I am 5 years later totally alone, totally grill pilled, with no cares.

@karmicguzzler Жыл бұрын

😊 That's nice, dear.

@893loses 5 жыл бұрын

Felix is on fire

@adamsmith7058 5 жыл бұрын

Oh my yes. Those cusses were coming down hard. Dancing around in my kitchen to those. Pure fire, bruv, pure fire.

@joshuamarx8209 5 жыл бұрын

Dylan Crosson best chapo line ever. Not even close...

@fillyjamalama5201 4 жыл бұрын

Virgil is right; You guys restore sanity to a lot of people's lives, mine included; I am a jobless genxer who has lost any semblance of hope and hearing young people like you articulate and analyze the shenanigans and atrocities of this world is one of the things that keeps me going. Thank you very much guys and I look forward to your show here in San Diego.

@oldmancolin 5 жыл бұрын

First episode I listened to. Effectively shook me out of my stupor. Reminded me that I was a punk rock anti-clinton teenager.

@jeffmaehre7150 5 жыл бұрын

Punk rawwwwwwkkkkkk duuuuuuuuude

@eartianwerewolf 5 жыл бұрын

More like Pank Croc

@zackamania6534 5 жыл бұрын

That's not a thing, azzhole

@monosynthluv 5 жыл бұрын

@@jurgenrumsfeld8825 Very Cool JURGEN!

4 жыл бұрын

@@jurgenrumsfeld8825 Also this is such a shit point that im sure that crypto fascists actually put into leftie comments, like by all means if it comes to Clinton v Trump or Pete v Trump, its absolutely legitimate to not vote, but voting Trump because Bernie didn't win? Yeah right. You would have voted for him either way, you're like 99% lying. Nobody that supports Bernie can even bear to support Trump. In fact i think this whole "Trump friendly to Bernie" and "ID VOTE TRUMP OVER PETE" is a conservative tactic to paint Bernie as "cLoSeR To TrUmP tHAn tO tHe DemOcRats" in order to alienate democrat voters.

@harvster997 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Bernie Sanders running on "not me, us" had run against trump. He could have crushed him into dust

@MatthewBorn88 5 жыл бұрын

Pure class from Virgil at the end.

@ladedade23Blunticus 4 жыл бұрын

Why he was the first of the main chairs to leave...i mean chapo will eventually turn into cum towns college educated but jaded older cousin just a educated social dumbass who so full of l's in life their only relief is "getting away" with saying ni@@&$ and f@££ot😒

@quinnnosbod3673 3 жыл бұрын

@@ladedade23Blunticus what?

@tjarbaugh3573 3 жыл бұрын

these takes aged so great boi's

@britishrocklovingyank3491 4 жыл бұрын

They can just replay this in a few months.

@X_TheHuntsman_X 2 жыл бұрын

I voted for Bernie in the 2016 primary in Alabama... God, what a better world we would have right now if he'd been our president for even one term.

@chubbubdreamer6904 5 жыл бұрын

It's funny hearing the Patton joke knowing he ends up being a guest on the show.

@pr00de 2 жыл бұрын

Twice!

@louisceresa9795 2 жыл бұрын

Ofcourse Patton is full Warren lib anti left now

@chubbubdreamer6904 2 жыл бұрын

@@louisceresa9795 He is?

@gitlerpollpot3763 5 жыл бұрын

Lol i called it for trump as soon as Bernie was shafted in the primaries.

@LARPANET_3087 5 жыл бұрын

I've gotta thank you guys, because of this episode I watched The Dead Zone, it was great.

@jonathannathan1754 Ай бұрын

"alright, uh" Such an inauspicious beginning to the consensus pick for greatest cold open in Chapo history and greatest Felix line of all time

@ChiefNakedButt 3 жыл бұрын

@55:00 beautiful statement by Virgil. I love you guys for what you do.

@apescape3223 5 жыл бұрын

oh boy this is gold

@Consleazy 4 жыл бұрын

Wow, you called it. Booker running for president.

@DuncanDisordely 3 жыл бұрын

Checking in before November 2020....

@darklink0424 5 жыл бұрын

Such a good episode

@connorb3573 4 жыл бұрын

Oof that Keith Ellison bit is depressing to listen to in 2020

@Retrostar619 4 жыл бұрын

This is gold.

@andrewcriscione 3 жыл бұрын

Everything about this episode is true today of Biden, down to the Bloomberg primetime convention speech.

@saintbeau2779 3 жыл бұрын

see you in 4 years homie

@BradRapstars 5 жыл бұрын

lol at the burn on now two-time guest patton oswalt

@JeffreySmith84 5 жыл бұрын

As much as I like Patton Oswalt, I’m genuinely surprised he’s gone on Chapo (twice, no less). For the most part, he’s the kind of moderate liberal that these guys criticize.

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 4 жыл бұрын

@@JeffreySmith84 You're confusing his demeanor with his politics.

@phoebeliv9397 4 жыл бұрын

@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw he's a gentle commie

@jpinnacle 5 жыл бұрын

It was Dennis Green, not Herm Edwards.

@laaren966 Жыл бұрын

I will keep coming back here to remind myself that trump can win again, that democrats hubris is all encompassing, and the worst is yet to come.

@lucasmurphy740 11 ай бұрын

4 more years of bidenomics will take us to the promised land

@ChiefNakedButt 3 жыл бұрын

This marks the beginning of my month long depression 4 years ago in Germany of all places. Weed, love and #chapotraphouse got me through. So here we go again-oy. Glad I don’t live in the states anymore. #Tanzania #Nyerere #Ujamaa

@ronniemata5724 3 жыл бұрын

hope all is good! rock bottom only goes up

@Juniper122 3 жыл бұрын

An intro for ALL TIME

@sandiaYpescado 2 жыл бұрын

Virgil dropped the mic on this one.

@ChiefNakedButt 3 жыл бұрын

Bloomberg would have had zero impact. Bernie would have won then and now.

@admydragon 4 жыл бұрын

BTW my favourite Chapo intro apart from the Dragon Ball Z one.

@MatthewBanks100 4 жыл бұрын

And....just like that history repeats itself

@irie_father 2 жыл бұрын

First ep I ever listened to

@krazzledazzle304 Жыл бұрын

Damn, I wish I listened back then

@nickmendoza8878 2 жыл бұрын

That Earnhardt joke made me shreek

@teh-piper6747 2 жыл бұрын

All the turds they said needed flushing are still here ffs.

@aananhenderson2689 2 жыл бұрын

crazy at the time they didnt know the reason christie was sidelined was bc kushner held a grudge for him prosecuting his father when he was AUSA

@Virtuoso191 4 жыл бұрын

Ugh. To be a fly on the wall in the Clinton green room on election night. Not to sound like a Chauvinistic "Bernie Bro" but she was asking for it.

@ChiefNakedButt 3 жыл бұрын

Now we’re through the looking glass, folks

@jonas1015119 Жыл бұрын

Patton Oswalt catching strays

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 4 жыл бұрын

That fucking night.

@doctorbarber1 2 жыл бұрын

16:21 that was actually Dennis Green after the Cardinals lost to the Bears in 2006. Still true though.

@zainmudassir2964 2 жыл бұрын

Make another Election video in 2024!

@55vermeer 3 жыл бұрын

It was the anti-yuppie election.

@Pennyroyal9 4 жыл бұрын

Anybody have Episode 57?

@Stingetan 5 жыл бұрын

Killer Michael? You missed the chance to call him Murderous Michael

@idicula1979 2 жыл бұрын

The very intangible hold that the Republicans hold in rural communities is this grievance politics of how they have lost their country to the affluent self, which is not them. And to be honest they are kind of right the country has grown to peruse greater intrests and how we again be gain to tie these greater intrest to the common man or woman is to build a ground up union class.

@teebob21 2 жыл бұрын

"Why do rural people eat this up? Because it seizes on something that feels pretty damned real to them: government is constantly putting more burdens on them and they don’t feel like they’re getting what they pay for. Democrats have done a bang up job promoting mass transit and electric cars and all sorts of things… that they will never see. In the meanwhile, their hospitals are closing and their schools are shrinking and losing good teachers and the buses don’t go past their place and their roads are falling to shit and their health insurance keeps going up. It sure seems like Democrats are helping the city people and not them. If you drove a Tesla out to my people, they’d laugh their asses off at you. It seems like a completely impractical car to them. It’s too nice to get it dirty and has waaaay too many bells and whistles. And that’s what they see AOC telling them to buy." - Peter Kruger -- www.quora.com/What-dont-most-liberals-realize/answers/206340493?fbclid=IwAR2GsRmveW_Ig_Oee4TWg8XMHmonnAjL4-CFMNfMIg9-HMDuv3_hJb0dG-Y

@dancemontec 5 жыл бұрын

When did matt move to NY?

@BNardolilli 4 жыл бұрын

Lol Corey Booker

@cutecommie 3 жыл бұрын

I wish someone could explain this intro to me because I'm dumb

@spacedoggo6218 3 жыл бұрын

David Carradine was an actor who died from autoerotic asphyxiation. Johnny Knoxville was on a show called Jackass where he participated in a stunt where he was put inside a portable toilet and spun around, which covered him in shit. Dale Earnhardt was a race car driver who crashed and died at NASCAR.

@subversivelysurreal3645 4 жыл бұрын

Trump did spend every weekend during college at home with Mommy and Daddy.

@Kcoldraz 11 ай бұрын

Listening to this. Kinda makes me feel better. I mean, it feels the guys has turned too demoralized after the latest Bernie defeat. But hearing this makes me feel like the guys will rise again when the Bernie does appear. 😂