We Must Find The Human Homeworld | 2140 | Free Science Fiction | Best of HFY

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00:00 Intro
00:09 We Must Find The Human Homeworld
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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Пікірлер: 140
@Maddog3060
@Maddog3060 Жыл бұрын
Humans: "Right, time to exterminate this entire species." Xenos: "Isn't that a war crime?" Humans: "It's not a war crime the first time."
@Nicmadis
@Nicmadis 5 ай бұрын
Fun thing about human rights. They only apply to humans.
@dinkoz1
@dinkoz1 3 ай бұрын
Fat Electrician?
@noppornwongrassamee8941
@noppornwongrassamee8941 Жыл бұрын
You'd think the human military would try to capture an intact ship to get their navigational database and ask the crew some POINTED questions.
@liwojenkins
@liwojenkins Жыл бұрын
As an ex-military guy. Yeah, yeah we would. We might violate some orders to do it too.
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
well they have armor to board them but sounds like the knuckle-head in charge wants to see pretty explosions
@venoltar
@venoltar Жыл бұрын
Based on the data from earlier expeditions, humans already did that and presumably failed to get useful data (most likely destroyed by the xenos themselves), it possibly cost lives as well. Suspect they decided to stop risking losses and just use simple triangulation instead. Personally, I'd have at least arranged to have them followed through multiple systems (as long as they were not inhabited) as that would get a more useful reverse trajectory.
@darwinskeeper421
@darwinskeeper421 Жыл бұрын
Partly because blowing the thing up is emotionally satisfying, partly because the xenos had probably destroyed all navigation data on previous boarding actions so its not worth the risk.
@Furzkampfbomber
@Furzkampfbomber Жыл бұрын
@@darwinskeeper421 As if losing a few grunts would make any brass or politician lose even one night of sleep, even more so considering the prize. And 'they might destroy all navigational data' _might_ be true, but in a situation like this it's absolutely no argument.
@TheDurid1
@TheDurid1 Жыл бұрын
This is an example of a civilization too stupid to survive, isn't it?
@UsernotFound2018
@UsernotFound2018 Жыл бұрын
Any request?
@AdamMPick
@AdamMPick Жыл бұрын
It's "we got Wraith at home".
@narutohuntmendemon6354
@narutohuntmendemon6354 Жыл бұрын
......humanity is starting become a civilization too stupid to survive also
@UsernotFound2018
@UsernotFound2018 Жыл бұрын
Yeah ok, could be better
@DiceWarwick
@DiceWarwick Жыл бұрын
Yep. relying on a food source not even from their own world.
@GenStallion
@GenStallion Жыл бұрын
Do you know what upsets me? It's when a really good idea is just a one shot and ends on a cliffhanger.
@armycowboy4313
@armycowboy4313 Жыл бұрын
Boy anyone want to try and guess how bad the alien race punishment will be once the Humanity finds their world and finds out what they been doing to our people.
@thunberbolttwo3953
@thunberbolttwo3953 Жыл бұрын
Exterminates
@DemocracyOfficerWood
@DemocracyOfficerWood Жыл бұрын
The astronomical consequences of an invasion fleet.
@armycowboy4313
@armycowboy4313 Жыл бұрын
@Battlebourne I feel like Humanity should do something like the Covenant did during Halo
@danijelandroid
@danijelandroid Жыл бұрын
They are crab 🦀 people (I think). Use your imagination.😁
@armycowboy4313
@armycowboy4313 Жыл бұрын
@Danijel Android I mean after learning they eat Humans I think it be better to find large animals that love crabs should be released on world.
@DisIzDaName
@DisIzDaName Жыл бұрын
So they knew human civilization was interstellar or even intergalactic THOUSANDS of years ago, before the dawn of their civilization... It somehow never occurred to them that picking a fight with a culture several thousand years ahead of them might not go their way?
@peterwalls-qf7ii
@peterwalls-qf7ii Жыл бұрын
*D C* Nah ! Humans are food. You don't expect your burger to attack you. Not in this reality at least. Besides, religious zealots and higher reasoning..not compatible.
@TrueFork
@TrueFork Жыл бұрын
suffer not the alien to live!
@user-zv6th8fh8v
@user-zv6th8fh8v Жыл бұрын
​@@peterwalls-qf7ii Burgers have murdered more pepole than americans did. They attack from the inside сlogging blood vessels with cholesterol, cause cancer, heart and gastrointestinal tract diseases. Cows, ostriches, pigs and whales also have a decent cemetery on their account. So you're on the same intelligence level as those aliens.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын
@@peterwalls-qf7ii quite true there , its after all why facist empires go the same way like religious ones its all that 'we chosen ones etc'
@danijelandroid
@danijelandroid Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it have made more sense to board the ship and find the home coordinates of the xeno in their computers instead of blowing it up?
@Furzkampfbomber
@Furzkampfbomber Жыл бұрын
Absolutely, even more so since humankind seemed to have _far_ more encounters with them. I honestly wonder who is more stupid here, the aliens or the humans in that fleet. I mean, this is expedition #73 and they blew _all_ just up, without getting intel from even _one_ ship? Smart looks different.
@reginaldbull4922
@reginaldbull4922 Жыл бұрын
Yes. For shure....
@Zael_Moonblade
@Zael_Moonblade Жыл бұрын
That would require the crew to be a little bit more intelligent than dumb grunts who are bored and have had nothing to do for weeks...
@Furzkampfbomber
@Furzkampfbomber Жыл бұрын
@@Zael_Moonblade Agreed. But _73 expeditions,_ man, that is a lot of ships. Even more so since 'expeditions' at least heavily implies not just one, but at least a couple of ships being vaporized every single time. Are there no commanding officers? I mean, at all? Also, considering human nature, realising that an alien species is breeding human beings for food would cause humankind to pull out all the stops and do whatever is necessary to find their homeplanet, ASAP. Which also means specifically _not_ giving this task to the most unintelligent, lazy, ignorant, egotistical pig of a grunt one can imagine.
@christophergreen2892
@christophergreen2892 Жыл бұрын
What do you think caused the xeno to beg for the Cult Lords to save it while there was buzzing in the background? I think it was a boarding party.
@EarwaxDeserved
@EarwaxDeserved Жыл бұрын
Tis’ time to teach thine Xenos what thy great Human-Indomitable Spirit truly is, for it will teach thee of true destruction.
@carljacobs1837
@carljacobs1837 Жыл бұрын
In the words of Farmer Vincent (sort of) "Meats meat and we gotta eat."
@MidnightSmoke
@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын
the hunter becomes the hunted. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@Shelorygod
@Shelorygod Жыл бұрын
Probably the humans would decide these aliens are now considered food
@ArchonSG1
@ArchonSG1 Жыл бұрын
Should have boarded, capture the ship THEN you have a whole freaking planet to blow up.
@alfredsutton4412
@alfredsutton4412 Жыл бұрын
For the glory of the authors! For the glory of the handsome voice actor. For the glory of the algorithm! May the algorithm reward us all that these stories may continue for decades!
@KhornesChosenSon
@KhornesChosenSon Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your narrations. They have helped pass many a stressful and or lonely hour at work.
@asiseeit2041
@asiseeit2041 Жыл бұрын
You are a great teller of stories.
@donaldscholand4617
@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын
We had procedures for destroying any classified information before abandoning the ship. If that included destroying any maps of the way home? Not my area of responsibility, but probably.
@Furzkampfbomber
@Furzkampfbomber Жыл бұрын
One should still think that with 72 alien expeditions being destroyed, the humans should have been capable to gather at least _some_ useful information concerning the origin of those aliens. Even more so since they just seem to swarm the place.
@alexnovak2669
@alexnovak2669 Жыл бұрын
Did you ever simulate destroying classified material during an abandon ship drill? Cause I didn't.
@donaldscholand4617
@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын
@Alex novak The standard procedure for our drills was using a shredder or a burn barrel, or if the ship was going down really fast, just stuff everything into some weighted canvas bags and chuck them over the side on your way to the life rafts. Not a perfect system, but it was better than doing nothing at all.
@Furzkampfbomber
@Furzkampfbomber Жыл бұрын
@@donaldscholand4617 But we are talking about scrubbing computer systems, which is surprisingly difficult to achieve. Even more so when we talk about a caste system, which seems to be in place here, and with only very few selected individuals having access to said systems. Considering that the humans wiped out 73 expeditions, which at least implies more than one ship per expedition, then human forces look more than just a bit inapt here.
@Wwillswords
@Wwillswords Жыл бұрын
​@@Furzkampfbomberyou can destroy a computer in less than 2 seconds.
@danijelandroid
@danijelandroid Жыл бұрын
Those Xenos are crab 🦀 people, right? Revenge is a dish best served ... cooked.
@bethanysmith5856
@bethanysmith5856 Жыл бұрын
Crab or some kind of insect
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc Жыл бұрын
So ... When does this new crabmeat delicacy get on the market?
@toraxmalu
@toraxmalu Жыл бұрын
nice narrating and display :D
@kurtismiller9544
@kurtismiller9544 Жыл бұрын
For the Skald and his family
@zaphodthenth
@zaphodthenth Жыл бұрын
LOVE THESE STORIES!
@seraphim500
@seraphim500 Жыл бұрын
Alot of these portray humans as a cross between Florida people and cocaine fueled honey badgers
@supremecaffeine2633
@supremecaffeine2633 Жыл бұрын
Florida Florida people?
@seraphim500
@seraphim500 Жыл бұрын
@@supremecaffeine2633 accurate
@TheShuckleNoob
@TheShuckleNoob 2 ай бұрын
Good description of humanity right there.
@barelyasurvivor1257
@barelyasurvivor1257 Жыл бұрын
Another great read.
@rogerallen1767
@rogerallen1767 Жыл бұрын
you really make a good tale to listen to your the best
@victortahlor4038
@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@robertstoneking7916
@robertstoneking7916 Жыл бұрын
May the algorithm shine it's light on this channel.
@ultimateanthony1883
@ultimateanthony1883 Жыл бұрын
Nice
@thalaseamyst3934
@thalaseamyst3934 Жыл бұрын
Darn it! Why isn't this continued? Wanna hear how we rained down the fire.
@leonievanheerden7090
@leonievanheerden7090 Жыл бұрын
Awesome narration as always, but for once,I wished that there is another chapter 💐⭐
@Darkwintre
@Darkwintre Жыл бұрын
Amusing. Almost right.
@onkcuf
@onkcuf Жыл бұрын
This is so great after seeing this Just once I need not see it no more.
@genericuser984
@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын
cool
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo On our kind they rose....and by our kind they shall fall.
@M4gl4d
@M4gl4d Жыл бұрын
Well I hope they find the xenos homeworld
@grogvaughan5649
@grogvaughan5649 Жыл бұрын
That background looks like a cross between a classroom and the TARDIS. or is that just me??
@klappstock943
@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@renaissancepress247
@renaissancepress247 Жыл бұрын
Ironic 😮
@aarenlayne
@aarenlayne Жыл бұрын
I think I recognize the tattoo on the right hand does this guy do painting tutorials?
@KiithNaabal
@KiithNaabal 11 ай бұрын
Ahh, the arrogance of predators.
@wyrmhand
@wyrmhand Жыл бұрын
When will You likely continue Dungeon Life?
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
4th, 7 June 2023
@elfeater1760
@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@ZM1306
@ZM1306 Жыл бұрын
Third lung transplant, smokes cigars.... Someone dosent know how you smoke cigars.
@W1ldSm1le
@W1ldSm1le Жыл бұрын
Don't make that mistake more than once
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@noneofyourbussiness2788
@noneofyourbussiness2788 Жыл бұрын
Any aliens that miss saw this world would run and pray to their gods we never get off of it
@CaptainShield
@CaptainShield Жыл бұрын
In Russia, we eat you!
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 Жыл бұрын
Algorithm
@TheJeikou
@TheJeikou Жыл бұрын
Comment
@kathleencandelaria4106
@kathleencandelaria4106 7 ай бұрын
This story was authored by a vegetarian.
@malcolmanderson6735
@malcolmanderson6735 11 ай бұрын
This story was horrifically bad. Humans have had 70 odd ships to capture and interrogate the crew and they've done that exactly zero times while knowing that other humans are being used as feed stock. Is this supposed to be satire or a form of trolling?
@randalljames1587
@randalljames1587 Жыл бұрын
He should try being a voice actor
@americanpride5540
@americanpride5540 Жыл бұрын
I'm about 6 minutes into the Story and I hope we exterminate these godless heathen aliens
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