We Need To Stop Digging Up Mummies - Matty Ryan - Stand-Up Featuring
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2 жыл бұрынMatty Ryan wishes archaeologists would stop digging up mummies and offers his thoughts on air travel. (Contains strong language.)
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@ridddgggedchippes 2 жыл бұрын
huge shout outs to the woman who was so excited to finally hear someone else say that we need to stop digging up mummies
@aaronunroe5267 2 жыл бұрын
Dude for real, she was EXTRA excited for some reason hah
@gamefimetaverse9800 2 жыл бұрын
lmao we gotta stop this pandemic!
@Greeksoopaman 2 жыл бұрын
I think the mix was a little off. Heard way too much of the crowd.
@kaine3805 Жыл бұрын
Woke women will blindly support any cause
@kaine3805 Жыл бұрын
@@Greeksoopaman shaquisha be screaming hootin hollering
@umomiekiller 2 жыл бұрын
Ive never heard a comedian use a hvac guy in a bit before. Made me feel special! Hahahaha
@testing123. 2 жыл бұрын
Could be you one day!
@umomiekiller 2 жыл бұрын
@@testing123. id say so considering i own my own hvac company
@officialjocelyn9108 2 жыл бұрын
You are special!!
@413XAj0n3z 2 жыл бұрын
@@officialjocelyn9108 even if I’m a gay
@harrisonbrand8985 2 жыл бұрын
@@umomiekiller could be you getting dug up and put in a museum in 4000 years
@missy3240 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I watched this because I always love to imagine things in “the other direction”… a bunch of Egyptian dudes coming over and digging up historical figures is priceless. And the plane reenactment… 🤣 … this entire segment… 👩🍳 💋
@ATRTAP 2 жыл бұрын
If our historical figures had been buried as gods with treasure, manuscripts, food etc someone would definitely dig them up. Might take a few thousand years.
@cmb6087 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao he just said it as I read your comment . I’m dead from laughing.
@deonduran9849 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when he casually walks over to the background to touch a lil lightbulb and doesn’t break cadence or comment at all. 💀
@indigobreeze2138 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing.
@andrewb00 2 жыл бұрын
adhd fr 😭😭
@Firered4651 2 жыл бұрын
This man deserves more specials he’s hilarious
@DRS0395 2 жыл бұрын
"Hey... way to go dude 👌" 🤣🤣
@brandongrill2767 2 жыл бұрын
That part about being high in public... and holding the door too long... LMFAO THAT'S ME WHEN I'M HIGH AND DOING STUFF
@alittlesickducksucks 2 жыл бұрын
"Are you gonna ask the pilot if there's any homework?" is where I completely fell apart. But why did he go tap that lightbulb at 6:41? Random af. LMFAO
@AnimefortheLazyman 3 ай бұрын
ADHD, OCD
@Herrcampzalot 2 жыл бұрын
I love that comedy central is getting back to comedians instead of shows. ❤️ TY🙏🏾
@TyBeTroLLing 2 жыл бұрын
That part💯
@Joe_Nathan12 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely just the lifeline of the brand
@coronalight77 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@AndrewLuhring 2 жыл бұрын
hopefully they compensate the comedians really well
@uriahsimpson06 2 жыл бұрын
That's the truth 🤘
@FOBStevie21 2 жыл бұрын
The girl in the beginning that was like "OKAAAAAY" killed me
@squid_fish 2 жыл бұрын
A t-rex rorrervlading, that’s cool 😎
@LokiDWolf 2 жыл бұрын
The whole German skit was HILARIOUIS!!!
@nanowiseman1442 2 ай бұрын
Best funny laugh and tasty candy in a while huh?
@Ashemk 2 жыл бұрын
The trader Joe burn was entirely too accurate
@hayberdasher8625 2 жыл бұрын
It's my vegan gf perfectly
@tpstrat14 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't believe it when they said they didn't sell toothpaste, plastic wrap OR toilet paper. Blew my mind
@Ashemk Жыл бұрын
@@tpstrat14 oh they got toothpaste. Joe's bathtub bakin soda tooth pomade
@Jenlenjen 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo “diggin up bus drivers and HVAC dudes” 🤣🤣
@daniharkness00 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite mummy fact is that the reason why we don't have a lot of them after digging them all up is because they were EATEN!!!
@Gbutler777 2 жыл бұрын
When was Egypt hot LMAO
@chancesare...4493 2 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. I've watched it numerous times. The German lunchable guy is packed full of things to say repeatedly. Hello American child! Vary cool! Very, very wet ham. This guy is memorable.
@willhenry7610 2 жыл бұрын
"Perhaps a small pack of Skyttles, yes?" I've been repeating this for days now. 🤣
@alextthomas 2 жыл бұрын
I DEMAND several full length specials from Matty Ryan he is my new fave !!!
@graceb7284 2 жыл бұрын
Loved his set so funny! Can't believe I've never seen him before🤣
@Jay-xh9dl 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is really good! It's hard to find great comedians these days. Hope this dude makes it.
@aaronmartin4611 2 жыл бұрын
Digging up Ben Franklin lol "We got their best guy!?" 😆😆
@TheHarrip 2 жыл бұрын
Prince Harry’s American accent is coming along well 👍🇬🇧
@spacemama 2 жыл бұрын
His hair is so luxurious, too😏
@crowleylan Жыл бұрын
His German accent knocks me OUT. Like I’ve watched this a few times and still it’s hilarious😭😭😭
@j8lech 2 жыл бұрын
This guy needs an hour special on HBO stat.
@mastod0n1 2 жыл бұрын
2:38 this guy just perfectly encapsulated why I hate going to Trader Joe's with my wife
@John-Doe-Yo 2 жыл бұрын
On god anytime I get dragged along I know we’re gonna have to stop at one or two extra places 😩
@jasonrunswithpremiserobard5589 Жыл бұрын
Where has this guy been? I laughed my arse off!
@SamOjaomo 2 жыл бұрын
He looks like if Blake and Ders from Workaholics had a kid
@bennett4789 2 жыл бұрын
so accurate
@brettalexander5585 2 жыл бұрын
That bit was refreshingly funny and unique.
@aceholepictures Жыл бұрын
Best new comedian I've seen in a while, very fresh
@SparkLoud 2 жыл бұрын
It seemed like all the laughs was an effort to laugh louder than another laugh 😂
@cecilygriffis6508 Жыл бұрын
The part where he taps a lightbulb in the back is my favorite part
@CaptainSelfConflict 2 жыл бұрын
Somehow the best German accent
@ellievranesevic 2 жыл бұрын
This whole set was amazing. So good.
@JakeV. 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first I've seen of Matty! Awesome set
@MultiLelde 2 жыл бұрын
That Trader Joe’s joke was spot on.
@dyan785 2 жыл бұрын
THAT German bit is GOLD GOLD GOLD
@allsmiles7106 2 жыл бұрын
This one of the best crowds I've heard in a while, tthey were so ready to laugh. Love to hear it
@melindagibson8606 2 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest comedians I have seen In a long time!
@towedarray7217 2 жыл бұрын
I'm actually the real-life guy that's at the airport like "ye...yeh yeh yeah YASS!". I'm an aviation nerd and love commercial aircraft so.... I'm the guy who's at my best at an airport. Recently I experienced a long flight delay after pushback, still sitting on the apron and all the other passengers were getting all upset. I was psyched because I was able to guess why there were problems. Storms across the east coast had deleted our approved flight path and they needed to calculate and approve another set of waypoints, allowing for other traffic in the corridors etc. It gets complicated and it is a real thing. I guessed that was the problem. it was that and I was right. I'm the worst and I know that about myself.
@shawndeleon9938 Жыл бұрын
Love how he just touched the light bulb lmfao 🤣 feel like he micro dosed sum mushrooms 🍄 🤣
@aaronunroe5267 2 жыл бұрын
Matty Ryan, pulling up, HILARIOUS. Love the funny takes on mummies, the German accent...it's all good.
@lindiwengwevela524 2 жыл бұрын
"When was Egypt hot, 4,000 years ago?" LOL
@Art3mis-Cane 2 жыл бұрын
I love airplanes, but I'm a mega nerd. Suicide by subway is easily the most obnoxious death imo; especially when you're late.
@ironidol 2 жыл бұрын
Easily the most obnoxious way, I totally agree! I've actually seen people post "Don't kys by jumping in front of a train. It's goddamn cold out here, you'll leave us waiting for our train and also you're traumatizing innocent conductors" to their story in winter as if the first thing they thought of was it being cold and them not wanting to wait. Makes me hate humanity sometimes. I get where it comes from, though. I've heard of more incidents involving people on tracks in this year than my whole life (I wish I was exaggerating) and it is frustrating if you are late because of that, but you know... we'd rather be waiting than gone.
@Art3mis-Cane 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, when I first moved to NYC and didn't really have places to be, I thought it was pretty dark the way people would talk about train deaths. But a couple years in, like, there are ways to do it without fucking everyone else up to
@THEMOCU 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao just imagining my boss blowing up my phone for being late, just to find out I died on my way to work🤣
@TyBeTroLLing 2 жыл бұрын
@@THEMOCU and somehow he will hold against you and still fire you and withhold your last check😂😂
@guiltygreen 2 жыл бұрын
Duuuude this video sums up why and how much I miss Chicago lmao! The people are like nothing else, this whole set definitely warmed my heart.
@coffeeandtrance 2 жыл бұрын
absolutely hilarious, jokes super relatable
@TheBrob1983 2 жыл бұрын
This guy kills.i love it.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@anella901 2 жыл бұрын
WOOOOW!!! Who is this dude?!?? Love him 🤣😭
@John-Doe-Yo 2 жыл бұрын
“Took some mushrooms and went to the museum by myself” WOOOOOOOOO! Wtf 🤨
@ginaragone7035 Жыл бұрын
"right in the ground!" LOL
@spacemama 2 жыл бұрын
You got the like at "Eric Trump of mummies"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious airplane dead guy bit.
@larsonfamilyhouse 2 жыл бұрын
A small bag of sky-tells, yes? Lol love how the German turns Irish for a minute lmao
@michellepittman7886 2 жыл бұрын
This dude is so hilarious 🤣
@kodyjuan5548 2 жыл бұрын
Great set!
@jeanguzman3850 2 жыл бұрын
Love the jokes man! Funny af!
@hannahhelton3789 2 жыл бұрын
This guy has potential. Keep honing it.
@christopherleblanc7458 2 жыл бұрын
That was the freshest 10 I’ve seen in a hot minute
@jeremyandroschukart 2 жыл бұрын
This guy has a new fan!
@brandontwohawks 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent set!
@ultimatevictory9900 2 жыл бұрын
I was getting bored...then the Trader Joe's and Plane Suicide joke hit and I still can't breathe 😂😆
@Yesquiteindeed321321 2 жыл бұрын
Is he a native German? He must be as he knows all the German terms, like rollerbladding, sunglersses, bersketball, smal boy playing karate, karate plAyer
@lilliansalmon9965 2 жыл бұрын
Dude had people cheering and squealing at p3do jokes and suicide 😭😭😭 truly dark humor can be funny 😂
@juliuskwak1263 2 жыл бұрын
It probably would be okay to ignore the dead guy. That is until he's become fully relaxed and his bowels empty. Then you not only have a flight in-transit, but it now has to land and the wait will be even longer. The flight will likely spend time doing a routine maintenance check, refueling, and realigning their flight travel plan with communications systems since air space can be shared at a given time. Get rid of the dead guy when the plane is still on the ground. There'll be a wait, but it won't be as bad as if the flight had already been in the air.
@MentalPhysicality 2 жыл бұрын
Do you realize that the dead guy bit was part of the joke? It didn’t really happen my guy
@unohotbox 2 жыл бұрын
No one thought he was serious...."AKTUALLY ☝" STFU dude 🤭
@VampireBabysitter 2 жыл бұрын
@@MentalPhysicality lmao they were just putting thought in to a hypothetical. It's interesting to take a strange idea and think about what could happen with it. I highly doubt they thought it was a real story
@aimeem Жыл бұрын
@@MentalPhysicality It probably has happened sometime or other
@v.duskren8819 2 жыл бұрын
Really fresh material. I like him!
@jhen8900 2 жыл бұрын
More Matty Ryan!
@Stray.. 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know Prince Harry does standup.
@georgejenkins9412 Жыл бұрын
This guy looks like every main character from workaholics rolled into one
@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын
Lunchables so good! 🤪
@terrylogginss 2 жыл бұрын
He was really good! His comedy seemed "fresh"
@randilynn2422 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my lanta this was so great!!!
@killerkiller8523 Жыл бұрын
That was hilariously entertaining to say the least 🤘
@jasonwilliams1713 2 жыл бұрын
Tight set 🤣
@skenzyme81 2 жыл бұрын
That crap German attempt at an American accent was on point.
@jessicaevans2564 Жыл бұрын
Funny and original! Came across him unexpectedly and glad I know the name now.
@coliedeekenzo 2 жыл бұрын
This is so funny 😆
@janeprescott980 Жыл бұрын
Some things that pass for food are absolutely scary.
@itsdayghost 2 жыл бұрын
Matty KILLLLLLLING it 🔥
@stewpidasso3910 Жыл бұрын
He makes some great points
@kui_maina 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn i had a genuine laugh.
@cas4040 2 жыл бұрын
Solid set, I really enjoyed it! 🤣
@TheWaffleRadio 2 жыл бұрын
The front half of this was top tier amazing. The rest wasn't bad but it wasn't transcendent either
@djJinjiny 2 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious!!
@DarthCalculus 2 жыл бұрын
What a routine...great set
@kentimmins9171 2 жыл бұрын
Has huge potential this young man.👍
@dayoldeggplant 2 жыл бұрын
Discount Daniel Tosh is pretty funny.
@chrisneely8130 2 жыл бұрын
There it is.
@jefferybrown8062 2 жыл бұрын
Dude is hilarious
@mannysavage88 Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious
@MrAlldaybreakfast 2 жыл бұрын
funniest thing ive seen in a long long time
@hbars9733 2 жыл бұрын
Why does this guy look like a fusion of three guys from workaholics?
@christiansather8438 2 жыл бұрын
you can see how much louis ck's delivery style has influenced like all comedians you hear these days
@tenaciousblender 2 жыл бұрын
#1 Roast Comic Matty Ryan ! Yea!
@isensmith 2 жыл бұрын
that German accent was A++ i cackled
@bicbangmusicrecordsllc 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome
@SparkLoud 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t expect this to be funny but it was for sure lol
@Dopeassjournals 2 жыл бұрын
I like this guy
@realwestwill 2 жыл бұрын
Trader Joe joke is so true lmao
@davidpflug4653 2 жыл бұрын
Matt Ryan…Why is he not on the “Your Mom’s House” podcast! Tom and Matt would have some good times. Lmfao
@crowleylan Жыл бұрын
i literally think "a little treat a little snack" every time i decide to buy myself sweets or something
@fpcooper95 2 жыл бұрын
When the people wanted to drink that mummy juice we were all cursed by the mummy thought police
@krisg78 2 жыл бұрын
Dude is funny!!!!
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