Orcas vs Yachts, I give the Ick, and more - Josh Johnson - New York Comedy Club - Standup Comedy

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Josh Johnson

Josh Johnson

Күн бұрын

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Hey Friends, wanted to share my set at New York Comedy Club last week. Share your thoughts with me in the comments.
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@JoshJohnsonComedy
@JoshJohnsonComedy 6 ай бұрын
Hi Friends! Make sure to subscribe! Upcoming shows in Arlington VA, Cedar Rapids IA, Burlington VT and more at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour
@jashanestone
@jashanestone 6 ай бұрын
Always funny and on topic with what's on all of our minds.. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂😂
@iprincemajestic2.0
@iprincemajestic2.0 6 ай бұрын
Man - you are funny as HELL!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@sullivanmaxwell6764
@sullivanmaxwell6764 6 ай бұрын
Thx for more laughs when I really needed them. Come to Seattle! You'll kill it... and pick up a ton of great material possibilities, too.😅😅😅
@thisisit3333
@thisisit3333 6 ай бұрын
I have so enjoyed watching you evolve over the years! You are by far my favorite storyteller-comedian! I’ve been telling friends you’re on your way to GOAT status 🥰 Hopefully you will come play Portland, Oregon next year! 😂🎉
@Ares08080
@Ares08080 6 ай бұрын
Dude!! I guess I need to get my click looked at. Fr I know that story.
@urge_it
@urge_it 6 ай бұрын
Josh is not pregnant but he never fails to deliver.
@Kalyse.
@Kalyse. 6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@johannasildam3835
@johannasildam3835 6 ай бұрын
Josh tell me about your feelings when it comes to Matt rife getting a special... what it was... vs what you could do with the same stage 😅 hope you get your big break soon! you really deserve it!!! constant new material!
@reneejett6509
@reneejett6509 4 ай бұрын
​@@johannasildam3835 I don't usually like to compare celebrities, but in the case of someone as disgusting as Matt Rife... He's nothing compared to respectful comedy gold like Josh Johnson
@holifae
@holifae 4 ай бұрын
@@reneejett6509and josh glowed up naturally + doesn't look like he swallowed a bike seat
@jamekatenort4123
@jamekatenort4123 2 ай бұрын
@@johannasildam3835Josh has a special on Peacock!
@Laura-mi3nv
@Laura-mi3nv 6 ай бұрын
Josh, you're an icon. Most comedians do the same material for a year and you come up with new material every week. Its awesome, thanks for sharing your comedy with the world!
@mavigogun
@mavigogun 6 ай бұрын
This week is an example of why that is a risk.
@nessax5136
@nessax5136 6 ай бұрын
@@mavigogunwhat do you mean?
@avianartis-fleary7660
@avianartis-fleary7660 6 ай бұрын
Amazing!
@BIBLE-a-s-m-r
@BIBLE-a-s-m-r 6 ай бұрын
His mind is too active❤❤
@Eoin-B
@Eoin-B 2 ай бұрын
@@BIBLE-a-s-m-r He's like a late night host only he writes his own jokes. I see him working for one.
@verballynonverbal
@verballynonverbal 6 ай бұрын
"I think I just live like this now" -The feeling of everyone without health insurance
@aychbhomas6608
@aychbhomas6608 6 ай бұрын
That part was TOO real
@callmecharlie99
@callmecharlie99 6 ай бұрын
Oh god I feel this.
@girlybutch666
@girlybutch666 6 ай бұрын
Or just old age..
@munkithestoopid
@munkithestoopid 6 ай бұрын
​@@girlybutch666Yo🤟🇦🇴 why not both😅
@Mozzarella-and-Tomato
@Mozzarella-and-Tomato 6 ай бұрын
This is the most devastating part, and even so, he managed to make it so funny. Comedic genius, such a good way to have a laugh while spreading awareness and relatability about really fucked up problems.
@Ramberta
@Ramberta 6 ай бұрын
"there's no quicker way to look like you have an iron deficiency that to push a pull door" this is so incredibly specific and also hilarious
@TonksTheFool
@TonksTheFool 11 күн бұрын
me with iron deficiency who looks exactly like he did, full action, when the darkness hits. it was so specific I was in stitches
@cattmartyr8156
@cattmartyr8156 4 ай бұрын
Crowd missed the punch line “You should work for the cops where you can make money being bad at what you do”
@BuruIgeru
@BuruIgeru 6 ай бұрын
Gather round once again friends for the Weekly Josh News Roundup 😍
@Dzokhar
@Dzokhar 6 ай бұрын
We don't deserve him. He deserves better than us KZfaq cretins.
@mycology5242
@mycology5242 6 ай бұрын
Damn straight
@tclm
@tclm 6 ай бұрын
Completely!
@octiiXpies
@octiiXpies 6 ай бұрын
He could be the assistant host for "last week tonight with john oliver" at this point
@phillykat36
@phillykat36 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 “He’s sweet but he don’t understand doors.” I’m in tears. I guess I would’ve given the ick cuz I woulda lmao when he started slipping.
@MsDezB1
@MsDezB1 4 ай бұрын
That part! I'm listening at work and up until that point, was able to chuckle quietly.
@aliceparsons6854
@aliceparsons6854 6 ай бұрын
😂 I strode confidently into a wall of mirrors on a date once. I had to pee really badly and didn't want to look like it, and the mirror was set up to make the space look bigger. It was REALLY effective. 😅 We wound up married. Please don't feel too badly about the doors. 🥰
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 6 ай бұрын
😂😂 congratulations!
@aliceparsons6854
@aliceparsons6854 6 ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 We wound up divorced, too. My chronic ick syndrome might have been a factor. 😂🥰
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 6 ай бұрын
@@aliceparsons6854 oh, no, I'm sorry to hear that! Been there
@wordzmyth
@wordzmyth 6 ай бұрын
😂
@MaxineShaw_84
@MaxineShaw_84 6 ай бұрын
Oh no! Lol I was smiling wide at the original comment, then...🥴 I'm so grateful the only time this happened to me was in an empty room, but I also definitely said "excuse me"...and even waited a beat before it clicked. 🤦🏿‍♀️
@januaryhymn
@januaryhymn 6 ай бұрын
the “like a horse on cobble” i can’t get over it 😂
@januaryhymn
@januaryhymn 6 ай бұрын
PAUL REVERE. real tears lmfao
@ChristymRN
@ChristymRN 6 ай бұрын
I ROLLED!! 🤣🤣🤣
@moxiebombshell
@moxiebombshell 4 ай бұрын
I have never laughed so hard and so loud in a room all by myself 😆💀
@jakerz0
@jakerz0 6 ай бұрын
“He’s sweet, but he don’t understand doors” 😂😂😂
@DenaKaye13
@DenaKaye13 2 ай бұрын
OMG 😂
@Unfortunately_Mickey
@Unfortunately_Mickey 6 ай бұрын
Orcas are incredibly intelligent. They speak different "languages" and have bigger emotional parts of the brain than us. If anyone is gonna take us down, I'm glad it's them 😂
@nethkenm
@nethkenm 6 ай бұрын
Also, they never attack people. They just attack the boats
@Fernando31611
@Fernando31611 6 ай бұрын
We need to eat them in higher quantities.
@zljmbo
@zljmbo 6 ай бұрын
ok but do you know about boars? I personally cheer for both sides equally as the age of men is at its end
@HisameArtwork
@HisameArtwork 6 ай бұрын
@@zljmbo 90% of violent crimes are comited by men so you have point. Us women can just go parthenogenesis style. fraud however will be the same, as it's 50-50 now.
@zljmbo
@zljmbo 6 ай бұрын
@@Fernando31611 do you think ....humans eat killer whales?
@quentinbrown9635
@quentinbrown9635 6 ай бұрын
I look forward to Josh Johnson premieres. Still hoping for a Netflix special.
@dylanmaxey2531
@dylanmaxey2531 6 ай бұрын
He has a new special on Peacock TV
@AlwaysLisaLisa
@AlwaysLisaLisa 6 ай бұрын
Netflix is so dull to me now. This would be a great add
@ra_bi_ah
@ra_bi_ah 6 ай бұрын
@@dylanmaxey2531 Thanks!
@ChristopherWilley1
@ChristopherWilley1 6 ай бұрын
“It’s an innie” “Horse on cobble” So many good phrases! That clicking bit is killer
@aychbhomas6608
@aychbhomas6608 6 ай бұрын
"It's an innie" and "this tastes like work" absolutely SLAYED me
@lw3269
@lw3269 6 ай бұрын
"How is it for you? We should talk" had me snorting out loud.
@candigirl62
@candigirl62 6 ай бұрын
As a person who has a knee click from a fall this was hilarious. I hate walking fast it’s like echolocation. People can know exactly where I’m at and where I’m going they just follow the click . I was shocked that being in your 30s could feel like this 😂
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 2 ай бұрын
The 30s are a humbling experience, to be sure. The most humbling thing since the 20s.
@TonksTheFool
@TonksTheFool 11 күн бұрын
I'm almost 31, and used to crack like a glowstick just getting up when I was in my 20's. I'm one fall away from becoming a clicker.
@bandilenzimande4235
@bandilenzimande4235 4 ай бұрын
“Look, I understand doors like, I got a door in my room.”😂😂
@hanzohattiori1737
@hanzohattiori1737 6 ай бұрын
"That's not good foreshadowing..."😅😅😅😅
@TW4165
@TW4165 4 ай бұрын
When he said , "Now I started clicking off rhythm 😂😂😂, I was even more done😂😂😂😂
@kathybell6268
@kathybell6268 6 ай бұрын
Ah Josh I was laughing so hard at your ick experiences that I started to choke and cough hard and I became my own ick sitting by myself watching you! You are a gifted performer!
@Relativecalm2
@Relativecalm2 6 ай бұрын
Totally did the same. Had to pause the video to recover - on the up side if no one is there to witness the ick moment, then maybe it doesn’t count! 😂
@mowmowmcleod
@mowmowmcleod 6 ай бұрын
😂 same
@CJ-gi1jh
@CJ-gi1jh 6 ай бұрын
"She sounding like a full Paul Revere!" 😂 Good shit man
@geniusjones4234
@geniusjones4234 Ай бұрын
No one laughed when he said you should work for the police where you get paid for being bad at what you do
@EazyMac
@EazyMac 12 күн бұрын
Caught that too! Great joke lol
@joannieb3155
@joannieb3155 8 күн бұрын
I cackled lmfao He didn't lie though
@arosieworld
@arosieworld 6 күн бұрын
I laughed 😂
@whispermason8052
@whispermason8052 6 ай бұрын
I liked this so much. I gave it a thumbs up. It starts in 4 hours. It could be his best work yet, or not, will find out in 4 hours. Smash that like button!
@whispermason8052
@whispermason8052 6 ай бұрын
I just shared this with all my contacts. 4 hours from now. It's like I'm sharing the future. I think now maybe the title should be upgraded to " highly anticipated"
@staynlesjl
@staynlesjl 6 ай бұрын
He is definitely 🔥 but stop being a groupie u going out sad bud
@JoshJohnsonComedy
@JoshJohnsonComedy 6 ай бұрын
Appreciate it!
@whispermason8052
@whispermason8052 6 ай бұрын
@@staynlesjl ok, but now works over and I'm seeing there's 33 minutes left to post. It's like an Amazon package that's between 12 and 4 pm delivery time. You're by the door so it doesn't get snatched and you know it's not showing up until 3:53 but because the notice was early you though just maybe it'd be 1pm. So you ran out of things to do at the door , you don't want to go to the bathroom because you know it's gonna come when you're away from the door. So now you're half mad because it should just be here already and you're sure the driver's been parked around the corner alphabetized boxes just so he doesn't get there sooner. Your wondering I'd the dog should be somewhere else because he could like or not like dogs. You're thinking how to make you're door the most deliverable to, then yelling at you're phone because there's 32 minutes left now
@whispermason8052
@whispermason8052 6 ай бұрын
@@JoshJohnsonComedy now I went with you're on everything because just once I want someone to complain "it's your and not you're". Then I can say. That's not what yhe other guy said, can you're group get together with your group and work it out and tell everyone from there. All this cross correcting is throwing us all off and it's you're your faults.
@MommyOfZoeAndLiam
@MommyOfZoeAndLiam 4 ай бұрын
I like that when he is self deprecating it is in a vulnerable relatable way. It feels like a friend telling you a story about something they are embarrassed about.
@beachpreachr1894
@beachpreachr1894 Ай бұрын
I’m feeling better listening to Josh battling depression and anxiety.
@salchipapa5843
@salchipapa5843 11 күн бұрын
Same here. He's definitely my new favorite comedian.
@ra_bi_ah
@ra_bi_ah 6 ай бұрын
I love that not only was I laughing because I push "Pull" doors at random, but also that I have an iron deficiency 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@leomarilyn4232
@leomarilyn4232 15 күн бұрын
His story telling quality his voice is so calming you almost forget that this is the setup he's saying a joke
@jameshall4382
@jameshall4382 6 ай бұрын
That throw away "...then i pulled a push" 😂
@simond.455
@simond.455 Ай бұрын
Right when you think "well, can happen, could be worse.." 😆
@micaelawearne
@micaelawearne 6 ай бұрын
Without a doubt my favourite comedian right now. The quality and quantity of content is so good.
@pri_shay_dior
@pri_shay_dior 6 ай бұрын
That ick part reminds me of how no one ever truly talks about their "toxic trait". It's always something that's not really bad at all. Lol.
@Tamara-ju3lh
@Tamara-ju3lh 6 ай бұрын
Haha yeah it's like the "what is your weakness" question in job interviews. No one really says what they suck at.
@gz5405
@gz5405 6 ай бұрын
“My toxic trait? I just love too hard🥺” - a psycho
@nikistevenson1550
@nikistevenson1550 6 ай бұрын
​@@gz5405I was taught in school to always put a positive spin on "my weakness", so this comment does that perfectly. 😅
@ColdSprite
@ColdSprite 4 ай бұрын
I laughed when he brought it up cause on my last date I dropped a cup of water and it landed on my pants and I just knew it was over. Lmao I didn’t even try to “win “ her over I seen it in her face 😂😂
@daisyabyaru9311
@daisyabyaru9311 6 ай бұрын
I live for Josh's storytelling..... I often feel like sending him information about some of the stranger-than-fiction stuff that happens in my country just so I can hear the JJ take on things....... keep rising, Josh!
@thestormlscoming
@thestormlscoming 6 ай бұрын
not a bad idea! I'd love to hear it
@daisyabyaru9311
@daisyabyaru9311 6 ай бұрын
@@thestormlscoming dear Lord where do I begin???? I have to send you links or something. That ok?
@kiraweaver8039
@kiraweaver8039 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 He's hilarious he needs more of his own full-length specials ❤
@MrGreenAKAguci00
@MrGreenAKAguci00 6 ай бұрын
He has one
@DarkAnGeL14054
@DarkAnGeL14054 4 ай бұрын
Got one on Dry Bar Comedy
@feraljane
@feraljane Ай бұрын
“That tastes like work!” You killed me with that. And I want to know what kind of magical life that girl has lived that she never struggled with an electrical outlet and plug…
@Drekromancer
@Drekromancer 4 ай бұрын
Decades from now, future generations will talk about the classic Josh Johnson set: _The Ick and the Click._
@mfcurations
@mfcurations 22 күн бұрын
..."so I moved my bed..." 🤣
@chadhumbert1791
@chadhumbert1791 6 ай бұрын
Dude is soooo comfortable on stage 💯
@willsx2
@willsx2 6 ай бұрын
Josh is so funny. I love the way he tells stories,his timing is great.
@themaggattack
@themaggattack 6 ай бұрын
Yes his timing is great... except when he hits the 1 & the 3 on the clicks. 😂
@willsx2
@willsx2 6 ай бұрын
​@@themaggattack🤣🤣🤣🤣
@meggc5858
@meggc5858 6 ай бұрын
Fun fact!! Orcas aren't whales, they're technically a type of dolphin!! The second you said they sound like dolphins I was like "WELL BUCKLE THE F*CK UP" lmao
@AlexSciChannel
@AlexSciChannel 6 ай бұрын
Technically all dolphins are whales because they're cetaceans. There are 2 types of whales. Toothed whales and Baleen whales. Orcas fall in the former.
@DesecratedTTV
@DesecratedTTV 2 ай бұрын
@@AlexSciChannel Only in Josh Johnson's fucking comment section would I learn such cursed knowledge about sea mammals.
@TeacherDArcyOnlineEnglish
@TeacherDArcyOnlineEnglish 2 ай бұрын
They (orcas) are also carivors and an apex peditor.
@earthknight60
@earthknight60 2 ай бұрын
Dolphins are a subclass of whales.. Saying orcas (dolphins) are not whales (cetaceans) is like saying the panthera genus (lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards, etc) are not felids (cats).
@QobelD
@QobelD 2 ай бұрын
​@@TeacherDArcyOnlineEnglishmore about that, Antarctic Killer whales and Biggs Killer whale are the only known Orcas who hunt anything except fish.
@ayamempress1579
@ayamempress1579 6 ай бұрын
I know many have said it, but the comedic timing is too good.... imagine hanging on the edge of one of his grumble-pauses just before the punchline, it teases and sends me. The awkward pauses are hilarious too... we know its going left, but always more left than we think, lol. Like how can you be soooooo laid back in demeanour and full of energy at the same time. You bring us along for any story you have to tell and we are immediately, fully invested. I look forward to each installment you give and see you refining and improving your craft.
@tutinn_
@tutinn_ 3 ай бұрын
"Can i borrow a couple dollars till i get paid" is the most relatable ish ive ever heard 😂😂 because i too know some guys from high school who have CHOSEN to be dealers and yet have hmu to borrow money! 😂😂😂
@andrewwebb604
@andrewwebb604 2 ай бұрын
This guy is becoming one of my favorite new comics.
@halhewell7769
@halhewell7769 2 ай бұрын
Handsome, charming, intelligent- my husband and I love this young man. Keep it up, Josh.
@shmazpootaz4331
@shmazpootaz4331 6 ай бұрын
"Full Paul Revere" is wild XD
@sullivanmaxwell6764
@sullivanmaxwell6764 6 ай бұрын
Got some of the worst news of my life today, and I'm sitting here literally laughing out loud. Getting old and didn't think any naturally great comics were still out there. Josh be like Pryor Rickles and Hope all rolled into one amazingly funny guy who really knows the meaning of timing and delivery. Keep it up, Josh, we need you! ps, come to Seattle, please!
@a.rad_music
@a.rad_music 6 ай бұрын
Josh johnson with his grey hoodie is approaching the same level as Chapelle and his cigarette
@khendamustafa8373
@khendamustafa8373 6 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson should be the new host of The Daily Show.
@Bisexualconfusion
@Bisexualconfusion 6 ай бұрын
He's already a writer for the show. Give him a chance, Comedy Central!
@cameronjadewallace
@cameronjadewallace 3 ай бұрын
Good news, everybody... He's a correspondent now
@moewarriorsfan
@moewarriorsfan 6 ай бұрын
Orcas are like…Eat the rich!!!
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 6 ай бұрын
Good one!
@ForZBirds
@ForZBirds Ай бұрын
Always laughing until tears are flowing! Josh is so very funny & yes he needs a Netflix special. Now that he is on the Daily Show, perhaps the right people will see him & start getting this guy out there!
@leonessity
@leonessity 4 ай бұрын
"...I got a door in my room!" OMG!! I almost died laughing, when I suddenly had the epiphany that I've been looking at myself all wrong for years. I shouldn't be with someone who just watches me push on most any door, until I figure it out for myself. I should be with someone who pulls on doors, as often as I tend to push on them, so that way we both look like mental midgets who belong together, when we're out in public!! I could write a book about it and title it: 'Idiotic Equality as it pertains to a healthy, happy relationship.'
@solhaher9114
@solhaher9114 7 күн бұрын
Yess it’s so sweet
@whatabouttheearth
@whatabouttheearth 3 ай бұрын
😂 the Orcas be like "South Sea Cetaceans, straight out of the benthic"
@roadlesstraveled34
@roadlesstraveled34 Ай бұрын
Omg I really saw and HEARD an orca gang do that while I was reading it😂 This comment hasn't gotten nearly enough likes.
@lindsaytoles2023
@lindsaytoles2023 6 ай бұрын
This feels like classic Josh and also an elevation of his style at the same time. He's an artist.
@reubenlee6438
@reubenlee6438 6 ай бұрын
This has to be in his top 10 best routines. Each story was so well timed and worded perfectly. These were masterful jokes from a well seasoned comedian. He's in my top 5 best comedians this year without question. Amazing stand up again
@robinedwards8796
@robinedwards8796 6 ай бұрын
Josh, your comedy helps me not feel so much doom for a bit. I love that you put out such great content frequently. Keep gettin' it! ☺
@mindy2347
@mindy2347 Ай бұрын
The clicking hip 🤣
@dunwitch
@dunwitch 6 ай бұрын
I can't believe how much this dude slays. SO gat-damn funny. Best young comic in the USA.
@tareemacombs6525
@tareemacombs6525 6 ай бұрын
I love Josh he is really that guy you wait for because he tells jokes with social media news! Honestly he never misses a beat just like the internet when they post memes and gifs😂 Keep going handsome
@jiloujensen2498
@jiloujensen2498 6 ай бұрын
"You clicking on the 1 and the 3, everyone know it's bad" ahahah
@jayvinwilliams8508
@jayvinwilliams8508 6 ай бұрын
"youre sweet but you don't understand doors" lollllll
@AHDBification
@AHDBification Ай бұрын
It's been a long ass time since I was literally laughing out loud. My god. Amazing.
@yoshilulu2321
@yoshilulu2321 17 күн бұрын
I'm at work laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. My coworkers probably think I'm nuts 😂😂😂
@toma5153
@toma5153 29 күн бұрын
Came here on a recommendation for the orca v. boat skit. The whole show was great. Glad I found this.
@SaneKoi13
@SaneKoi13 6 ай бұрын
I havent laughed that hard in so long *the plug joke got me crying
@thewiymc5850
@thewiymc5850 Ай бұрын
Hope you make it big. Your material is original and hilarious.
@nancyb.430
@nancyb.430 6 ай бұрын
Bro JJ, the Ick and Click, almost gave me a heart attack 😂😂😂
@tareapayton7549
@tareapayton7549 6 ай бұрын
I love....how you give us live, new stand up every week! I look forward to this! Every time....lol You spoiling us Josh... Another great set!!💞
@TheDragonRuler-
@TheDragonRuler- 6 ай бұрын
Orca v Old Money is a trial I would pay money to see.
@sistersistera
@sistersistera Ай бұрын
Josh, you are so funny. 😂 😅 😂
@nashse7en
@nashse7en 6 ай бұрын
Bro you are relly good, the way that you change the subjects and keep the energy is flawless. Amazing performance.
@robkey4487
@robkey4487 Ай бұрын
“Why couldn’t have been the meal was so good they died?”😅
@waew7533
@waew7533 6 ай бұрын
I am becoming a senior. When you asked if we knew what Ick was, I said yes gleefully. I thought you were going to educate everyone on the fish disease caused by Ichthyophthirius multifiliis. Fish typically develop small, blister-like, raised lesions (white spots) on the skin and/or fins. But Ok, now I know. And there is no ICK about you. Stay funny!
@TonksTheFool
@TonksTheFool 11 күн бұрын
This is actually delightfully adorable of you. Please keep being you.
@D415h4n34
@D415h4n34 6 ай бұрын
Great set Josh! Love that these get posted for us fans outside of NY🙌🏿
@lyndellrobinson3611
@lyndellrobinson3611 6 ай бұрын
Gotta love Josh! "Ooh that tastes like work." 😂😂😂
@TheREALQueenJay
@TheREALQueenJay 2 ай бұрын
"Issa innie!" 😂😂😂
@ctsmith9527
@ctsmith9527 6 ай бұрын
Yoooo! Clicking on the 1 and the 3 is wild!🤣🤣🤣
@teresasavi8821
@teresasavi8821 6 ай бұрын
The Full Paul Revere - Josh’s special move 😊 😂. Great show. TY!
@sometimesising1016
@sometimesising1016 6 ай бұрын
I needed this today, dude, thank you
@faith1780
@faith1780 6 ай бұрын
“It’s a inny” 🤣🤣🤣
@sb-b3071
@sb-b3071 6 ай бұрын
Just came back from 3 weeks away and have 30+ mins of Josh Johnson to watch and laugh my ass off 😂😂. Thank you Josh.
@CinemaLaHuerta
@CinemaLaHuerta 6 ай бұрын
This is a wild episode of hold up!
@SushiPaiPai
@SushiPaiPai 6 ай бұрын
The orcas part was just good.😂 Hearing that while being attacked would definitely make it scarier. Also, I kept remembering that orcas like to play with their food, which includes throwing them in the air and practically playing pass with each other. That coupled with the sounds...☠️😅
@aqua_serene
@aqua_serene 6 ай бұрын
The best thing you can do when you do something embarrassing in front of a girl is laugh at yourself. It shows confidence and a lot of girls like a guy that isn't afraid to own up to being stupid and even laugh at it.
@theblackrabbit2011
@theblackrabbit2011 6 ай бұрын
Dude this was great. I spit my coffee on my desk. I appreciate you sharing your talents with us and giving us something to laugh at.
@Kindnessloveunderstanding
@Kindnessloveunderstanding 18 күн бұрын
HOW do you come up with so much material that works?! You’re a genius.
@clairlaa
@clairlaa 6 ай бұрын
Literally the funniest man out right now!! 😂 usually I have one or two funny segments that I really like but since I’ve been watching all his videos, literally every segment he does is hilarious and a favorite of mine. Can’t wait until he has a show in North Carolina
@JuniusJones
@JuniusJones 6 ай бұрын
Did you know you're currently my favorite comedian? It'd be dope if you did a show in Tampa. Would pay for those tickets so fast.
@KeishaGirl2004
@KeishaGirl2004 6 ай бұрын
Saaaaaaaaame!!!
@Zuginator
@Zuginator 6 ай бұрын
Once on a first date, I once dropped my napkin I leaned over to grab it. Chair kicks out from under me and I FACE PLANT on the ground.
@perezodhiambo9568
@perezodhiambo9568 6 ай бұрын
😁
@anitapallenberg80
@anitapallenberg80 15 күн бұрын
Josh, I love you and your work so much! You're my favourite comedian and truly a blessing to this world! ❤
@theglem4
@theglem4 6 ай бұрын
I remember being the ick once. She asked me if I was religious, I said yes, and... yeah, her whole demeanor changed. And normally, I would get that, but we were going to school at BYU-Idaho, where almost everyone is LDS, so maybe that's something you're going to have to learn to live with for now if you want to date here. And I was clearly relatively rebellious, since my ear was pierced and I wore eyeliner.
@rexzs794
@rexzs794 6 ай бұрын
Josh, please do a show about the grocery store and Denny’s. You have such good stories from that place, I didn’t think you could top the one about the guy who said he was going to fuck everyone but your hip has done it for me. These are the things we KNOW.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 6 ай бұрын
I always enjoy the one about the two old men fighting in the next aisle 😅
@dremillz3241
@dremillz3241 9 күн бұрын
My new favorite comedian!!! His comedy style is awesome and the fact he stays up with current events is great!
@aick
@aick 6 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson is so good he makes me want to visit NYC for the first time in my life. Well done dude, you're hilarious.
@gl1723
@gl1723 6 ай бұрын
@joshjohnsoncomedy I 💚LOVED💚 every moment of this! She's clickin' like Paul Revere! 😂🤣😂 OMG! That's not ok! My favorite comedians have the best thing in common...they laugh at their own jokes. You get the biggest smile! And I automatically smile back, duh! Thanks for the laughter! 💚
@myrealnameisnorhing458
@myrealnameisnorhing458 6 ай бұрын
It’s crazy I found you like two months ago and I’ve watched every one of your shows. Favorite comedian hands down
@jeng5211
@jeng5211 6 ай бұрын
"..the orcas are at it again" took me out!! Love you Josh
@adamaloof1334
@adamaloof1334 6 ай бұрын
Dude you kill me every drop but this has been one of my favorites so far. Keep Killin bruh
@Lady.Thirteen
@Lady.Thirteen 2 күн бұрын
I love that he uses a different $5 word every set, just one, slips it in there. It’s beautiful and subtle.
@mavigogun
@mavigogun 6 ай бұрын
Firing on one cylinder with this set.
@howamilooking5952
@howamilooking5952 6 ай бұрын
"That tastes like work." Thanks Josh.
@therealdeal3672
@therealdeal3672 6 ай бұрын
Always excited to find a new Josh Johnson set! Makes me laugh hard and then all of a sudden it ends so fast! More, more! 😂❤ 👏
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