This should be pinned for being nothing but pure facts.

Lovely day

But sephiroth nearly killing Chris pratt

Comment of the year

It's iconic, because Chris Pratt is so cool!

lmao

Or the pizza god from knack 3

No Adam Sandler from Jack and Jill would be much more fitting

I still think Knack or Master Chief would've been better

thank you nicole, finally a good opinion.

you're quoting based on an old films and called it a poetry? so progressive lol

Rain World reference?

For real tho, that Blade runner's reference got me so hard I can't breathe also wth is going under this commentsation

@@luminosity01 its the "f*cking idiot" part which is hilarious

I almost died laughing at that butchered quote

"for the hundredth time this week"

His respect for Nintendo is a square wave.

or should I say, Scamtendo

That's the joke right there, everyone see that he said the thing that was the joke? Because that's the thing that he said, the joke.

Isn't that how every single gamer views Nintendo? One day they release Breath of the Wild: "what a masterpiece, Nintendo, truly, an incredible display of a top notch gaming experience." 2 days later they are probably announcing a remake of a 30yo 2D videogame with worse quality than a fan made one for 70$/€.

This is probably legitimately true. He probably recorded and edited the whole thing ahead of time, leaving space for the final fighter's name and their trailer.

vid was definitely pre recorded no matter what the character was

This is almost certainly the case, and makes the video 10x funnier.

The real missed potential by Nintendo was to not add Gex just to make dunkey redo his whole video.

Sora was leaked a while ago

And I fuckin watched it last week, how epic

"I think this is the start of a dude-bro reationship" - Hungry Bogar, Castle Blanka

The quote was so butchere It got me.a while to get It was Roy Bates

I've seen smash characters you wouldn't believe...

Dunkey is a replicant confirmed?

@OhNo aBee Me too, bro! That had me rolling! “I thought I told you not to put him in!”😂😂😂😂

STUPID Nintendo!

Me When I Heard That: WHAT IS YOU MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUT?!? 😡

I rewatch this video every now and then and I always rewind that part to hear it again, comedy gold

Hopefully Mongo will get in as a Mii Costume 👊😔

Way to disrespect Earthworm Jim 😞

Melee Fox should have been the final DLC and no one will ever change my mind.

We all know the real winner of the ballot was Voodoo Vince, nice try Nintendo

theyre too powerful

He is though!

He's so cool

he's so cool he's Mario

but he’s already in the game

He is so cool, for sure!

Yes, as well as big wheel

Isn't he just tyler the creator

@@FrensKafka No, that’s his original character, Blyler the Bleator.

@@xvyz.. Best part of Venom 2 was the post credits scene where it was revealed Venom will fight Big Wheel in the third one

there isn't going to be a another smash, Sakurai is done and probably is Nintendo

Yeah, I too forgot they were even in the game

@@mainkilla Sephiroth's moveset is pretty cool and distinct though (although the one-winged angel thing just kinda feels like Arsène again).

If toxic means not being a massive weeb, then I guess call me cyanide

That means they werent wasted slots in dunkeys eyes......I hope🤝

@@forhisneutralspecialhewiel2295I main Sephiroth 😭

I would even have accepted the square block.

@@SamtasticOnline raise your standards

Honestly my favorite Tetris is the I block but the fact that we didn't even get a single Tetris is a disgrace. How can sakurai call himself a gamer. I'm so disappointed

@@Mexican4life14 excuse me they're called Tetriminos

FUN FACT: rivals of aether has tetris as a playable character (which is a smash clone on steam)

Pfffft hahaha 😂

It was such a safe bet too. No one would be mad about Tetris L block

What are you an animal? That's the worst character in the whole franchise. Worst backstory, too much fanservice, dumb character.

I'm heated that Nintendo didn't have enough diverse fighting styles. Where are the baby soft spot physics?? Where are lawn mowing characters??? And to top it off, they decided not to add the custom character feature where you can arrange every gene and atom of your character... Nintendo has always had good games like Halo, Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory and the famous Five Furbles of Finbo, yet this is their choice. Bad move, very upset

@@ferociousspark4166 typical orange 2x2 square lover doesn’t respect the lore 🙄🙄🙄

It’s so funny haha

He uses his neutral special, Gun

Why settle for Boss Baby when you could have Dababy with a FS where he turns into his car head and rams the opponent while yelling “LETS GO”

He’s still behind that large pillar.

They didn’t even add Bert & Ernie :(

like sans undertale.

Well it's not Steve Irwin

No? I call him Steve Minecraft.

@@joelyesupriya2792 apologies I didn’t consider Steve from Blues Clues the game

That's like darude Sandstorm

"Yo fiddy, hit that fuckin' Final Smash!" "Aww shit, I don't think this stage is OSHA approved..."

@@JonathanSicoli We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

@@autocorrect2313 funny.

i forgor 💀

300,000,000/83.2 was overrated. At least the original had the balls to be innovative.

@@swanthechosenone3975 I think you're referring to KINGDOM HEARTS 358/2 days

See? Just a common mistake. You sure it wasn't Kingdom Hearts 300,000000/76.47 weekends √R

I forgort that Terry existed

I'm not fully versed in the lore, is there an inside joke about Terry and Sephiroth?

@@avibrar2000 i also wish to know

Who's Terry?

Good soup 👌

That was all I could think about during this video

Even as a joke i find this unacceptable lol.

That's when I lost all respect for Nintendo

shit would be op. alick ballswin voicelimes would 3000% damage on their own.

This is LITTERAL white male gamer genocide. Anita Sarkesian HAS the be behind this

Stop yelling

classic

😔

Not even red from the angry birds movie, such potential wasted on all of these excuses of characters

Don't forget about Jimmy Neutron too. Com on Nintendo, you had one job.

Wait df, could have sword you said something about terry.

Like he straight up just took responsibility for every open slot in the roster

@@squiremontressor3747 ong 😭😂

I think we all did lmao 😂

Sounds like a usual smash fans

this video is every twitter user in a nutshell

don't play Nintendo games if you aren't a fan

@@godisangry6402 I… am a fan? I just think it’s funny when Nintendo fans get all pissed off about something Nintendo does and then they buy whatever Nintendo made that made them so upset and act like they were never mad in the first place. Now THAT is comedy.

@@RATsnak3 I didn't buy the second fighters pass, if you hate Nintendo games then don't request things for smash and talk about it.

@@RATsnak3 what the hell are you talking about, smash bros is Nintendo All Stars. N64 and Melee didn't have any third party characters and Brawl and 4 had very few and those deserved it, it's a Nintendo game.

@@godisangry6402 Smash Bros started under the umbrella of HAL Laboratories, not Nintendo lol.

Who? Oh, you mean Red from Pokémon and the Fire Emblem dude with wings. Yeah, they were cool.

@@IceSpoon Thought for sure he was from that eagle dude from Shining Force, but what do I know?

Dunky has become very nonchalant, but that's what y'all wanted right? For him not to give a fuck? FIYTB!!

Who?

Fr

dude they were gonna but norm macdonald died

hah!?

If fucking only

@@brewswane544 Nah, they knew he was going to die. They just wanted to spit on his grave with this move. Pathetic.

he walked through blood and bones on 9/11, still couldn't make it into smash

-Blade Walker (1982)

@@_sohamshelke edge strider

@@emmettbrown3463 sharp sprinter

Knife runner

Blade?? Sword??? Anime swordfighter?????

Best one

Couldn't find better words myself

Eh, I still like "Doom is Boom....and this new doom ternal is the b-doomest boom yet" better

I mean, even if it's a joke, and I'm happy with all the characters.... Rayman and Crash... would have been awesome....

I laughed until I cried bro lmao

This made me almost choke on a pineapple chunk from how accurately funny it is

Naruto is my favorite Dragon Ball character so I’m disappointed he didn’t get in

I am surprised to see you here but I shouldn't really be surprised.

This trash series has absolutely ruined my gaming experience! Ive been satisfied since mewtwo.

Multiverse*

Fr though goku would be sick

They actually couldn’t get the rights to Sora, this is Chip ‘n Dale’s “Data Sora.”

Maybe he sacrified Mario and forgot to swap him with Chris Pratt. That could explain a lot of things

Thankfully the heartless no longer obeyed Ansem so Joey Bonzo could arrange Smash remixes of Kingdom Darts music

Ah, so he pulled ye olde Chrono Trigger Switcharoo. Classic Reggie, to surprise us with a forgotten maneuver from such an obscure and unimpactful game.

@@LuigixD Chris Pratt is Mario’s nobody

i would unironically buy that

My, it’s been some time Luigikid

You mean the Sora Ripoff? Ummm Sora is better than Chris lol

Sonic X was wild lol

@@ChaudTheGamer no he means Chris from Sonic x. We needed more Sega reps in this game

What do u mean ?

@@hellatze he means that the script was probably made before Sora was announced so all he had to do was add “Sora” to it, it shows how accurate dunkeys portrayal of smash fans reactions to fighter announcements is

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@charliemcintosh2762 it’s not a portrayal it’s his real reaction, plus sora was leaked before so he knew.

@@finalsmash9607 2:02 yeah…. His real reaction…. Right

you will never be a woman

I'm with Dunkey in that the recent run of jrpgs is super disappointing. Back in the day there were quite a lot of good ones. Now they're just real lazy and formulaic.

@@godisangry6402 wut

You will never be a real woman

YWNBAW

underrated comment

Big smoke is too powerful to be in this game

I can't believe they didn't add 9 from the 2009 hit film 9!

Didn’t expect to see you here

Honestly, that would just be overrated and annoying to listen to.

Gex for Gmash.

But that's where i draw the line

i like yoshi better

MUDCRAB

Listen to this man

I love how you completely skipped over sephiroth

Yeah, the news was really shocking.

@@se7en833 Yeah, it painted really bad for the Smash Community with the Me Too allegations. I just keep my distance to save me heartache. Video games should bring people together for fun.

Dunkey Is Arrested For Being A Racist Numbskull! 😡🖕

Nah, I watched, I could tell he’s just trying to make his fans laugh lol.

@@silverhowl9331 that means that you understand satire, I was talking about the ppl that don’t get that kind of stuff

On Twitter, I don’t have to imagine it. I’ve SEEN it.

For real like he truly knows that most people wanted sora in smash and knows that the characters the he said and "wanted" were never gonna happen(and especially some characters that he mentioned now that sora took the last spot which seems reasonable why people want rayman, master chief, etc in smash)like gex, the one bear and the guy with a tiger mask, and the blue slime form DQ. Those were never gonna happen and it's all comedic. I'm still glad sora is in smash even tho I haven't played that much of KH and happy the most people got their wish.

@@jesusbarrera3141 yep, agreed, especially with the last part

I think you should take too much adderall

@@Burgorton I don't wanna become God

@@sin_decent why not

Sephiroth is right up there with the most boring videogame villains i can think of though. Besides hojo was the real baddie of ff7 anyway

@@arsenicfhalx9719 i already did it once and they said im not allowed to do it anymore

And Sephiroth

@@LyleOrtiz I just said Terry because you could see that Sakurai was really passionate about SNK. He had all the consoles and he seemed really happy to talk about it.

Is Dunkey secretly a KoF fan?

Terry crews isnt in the game

Terry crews is my favorite smash character

buckley????

Praying by Kesha

@@mr30u79 Well now that you're 16 I suggest giving them another watch!

@@ADoseofBuckley goteem

More like watching Sesame Street

What? Are you gonna be mad over dunkey giving his correct opinion? Don't be a sensitive snowflake and learn to understand that the world isn't made for your contentness (This is a joke btw so don't feel your a ss burn over it)

I mean he did say smash added Steve which is aimed for children and then add pyra which is not aimed towards children

i think you totally misunderstood the context lol

The joke is that Melee and Brawl were rated T

What does this even mean?

@@toadfrommarioparty Poor punctuation. "Dearly Beloved" is the title screen theme of Kingdom Hearts.

HAHAH I DIDNT NOTICE, THANK YOU! This makes the video 10 times funnier.

Even if you hate KH, the music still slaps

When dunkey said from the failed kingdom hearts series i was pissed because the KH franchise is loved by millions of people

Mario is The Ashen One

Praise The Sun! \☀️/

I really thought it was possible we got a Dark Souls rep. But I wasnt sure until the reveal happened. Then the best timeline happened.

Yo can someone touch my summoning sign? I wanna go to this world.

I still have blue balls from that beginning of the reveal

Remember years ago when Smash 5 was just revealed he made a "trailer analysis" which predicted a bunch of random characters including the Boss Baby?

Sir, this is a Walgreen’s

Hey man

@@Manmade023 Hello there.

What is the joke

@@JustSomeDamnGinger This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

Wow a verified person!

Insert joke saying Tony is already in the game because of Incineroar

They didn’t even add Macho Man riding and fishing on the sun who has sunglasses on and he says “I’m fishing for a fight brother.” Scamtendo definitely doesn’t care about the fans anymore

Whoa all these new characters I can lag around online with. But seriously no video should be made not commenting on how god awful online is.

I'm dying xD

What you mean?

Ah yes, my favorite Blade Runner quote. XD

- Pac

@@ZigealFaust ah yes I remember when Roy from the mario bros series said that

Powdered toastman mains rise up

@@macncheeze256 Powdered Toastmains*

I'm maining Nigel Thornberry and Ren & Stimpy

Thank you Cryanek

🗿

feels bad man

"Xenoblade 2 is Bill Cosby's favorite video game!"

Tbf, it's exactly how I'd describe it

Right now the furby from Xenoblade 2 is sitting in a jail cell with Subway Jared and Drake Bell

God I had to stop the video to laugh at the description of xenoblade 2

We need a compilation of it

And they are serious when saying shit like this too lmfao

But what about Rayman? No CJ, fine. Of course not, but the next best thing Rayman, a perfect candidate. Stripped of his chance at more deserving recognition.

the nail in the coffin is KH coming to switch ... in CLOUD VERSION

@@Joseph.Talkowski that wouldn’t have happened because Ubisoft doesn’t care about Rayman because Rayman isn’t bringing them the big bucks, it’s assassins creed that’s doing it, and instead they would be like “Hey why not put in This character from assassins creed.” Which would be dumb of them to do because then it shows how desperate they are to promote a game from the same franchise that they have been pumping out for years that people forget about it the next week they talk about it. I’m being realistic here, because that’s how Ubisoft is, well at least nowadays that they don’t give half a shit about the games they make now. And let’s say that Rayman does get in, that’s the only recognition he will get, being the character that got in smash, and nothing more. This would also mean that Ubisoft would have to then drag their own asses to make a Rayman game to have his inclusion mean something more than just recognition and even then it will be a quarter baked mess of a game and they will be like “Eh once they pay for it we will get the money, end of story.”

@@Tbro2303 fr its just so unfair to say that he is just another generic sword wielding anime boy, that this final character reveal is a huge disappointment or that the last two and a half years of DLC fighters have been a massive let down. Sakurai did not go through the hassle to put Sora in, HELL even just to show the Mickey emblem keychain only for people make such bold statements.

Any time dunkey shits on anything anime they lose their shit.

@@dalgusmaximus4557 Weebs bro… I like me some anime but holy fuck they make me embarrassed to be a fan

He’s Mario

He is already in Smash. He even has an echo fighter called Dr. Pratt

@@milesbbop9563 He's just waiting to see how Eeyore firs into all this

Coherent

I like to imagine he recorded and edited the entire thing, and then threw in the bits about Sora after the reveal.

More likely dunkey is a time traveler

Actually... Dunkey's dad is the CEO of Nintendo so he already knew.

Made me stop playing the game for a while but still pretty funny though

That’s why I stay to myself. It avoids the pain of misunderstanding and accusations.

@@Sly9192 Did you have to lay low for a while?

@@MrSebas00 No, I was just depressed that the people I looked up to got caught in 4k

@@chosendisciple1176 Bruh, it's been almost a year and you still don't know

He is joking

@Ratio King ummm, no he isnt

he is being dead serious in this video

@@angadgrewal9324 no he is not

@@linusovery-smith4246 yes he is

How to be an overall happier person: 1. Get off of Twitter

@@anankos795 yes

Yes

Twitter is not a reputable social media platform. The people on there are genuinely trash.

@@anankos795 Straight up don't talk to people who have a Twitter account. I think it'd be best if we unpersoned these "people" as much as possible until they collectively either died off or decided their dumb bird app needs to go.

Too bad they screwed up and added that Vergil guy from the special edition series.

With Dante from the devil man cry series

Yeah, they also added Shulk instead of Cloud Strife, way to ruin the game Reggy

Honestly I'm a game with sephiroth and Steve I could accept any shitty addition even Sora

Sakurai realized he could never add Knuckles to the game because it would cost too much to reprint the boxart to say "Super Smash Bros Ultimate... And Knuckles"

🤣😭😭😭😭

I know right.. the “shark slayer slays the competition “ 🦈 💀 no one would have seen it coming.

Shhhhhh

AW DUDE a dreamworks brawler tht'd be fun hah

Bruh Shark Tales? Really?? I was looking for Otis from Barnyard, I wanted to see some real milkers on this damn shitty game!

@@AxxLAfriku what

Not gonna lie, that was the one joke that made me unironically laugh out loud.

@@DjimonMoz how do you ironically laugh out loud?

@@dr.dreidel he’s a guy that posts really bizarre comments and videos, he usually comments on the television programs the Office’s KZfaq channel

@@AxxLAfriku 5 x r,,

@Taylor Ambrose Girl, me too! Also the way he said “I thought I told you not to put him in” was hilarious! 0:19😂😂

I got my biggest dream in and that is Sora Sephiroth is a close second

They say Rutger Hauer wrote that line himself.

Twitter can't handle the dunkster

Twitter already fucking furious

*Twitter stands in the corner*

This is not a shit post

@@Horzinicla You see? That’s how good he is.

lmao. close enough.

Who?

@@silverdays2909 two dead dads and an alien mom

i didnt even catch that.

Sephiroth was one of the best dlc additions 💀

The opposite I think. Talking about two solid entries in a satirical video about player demands wouldn't work.

Oh no, you said his name! You said his name!!! What have you done?!?!

Totally noticed that

He also skips terry

Also Terry, too based of a character to shit on even ironically

Well how are you even possibly supposed to be mad at sephiroth like even twitter was relatively chill with that one.

stealing this

Deadass I’m stealing this too 💀💀💀💀

Yeah im stealing this too ngl

THERE IT IS, the best comment on the video. Stealing this too.

Everyone’s a thief

this is a good point

That is a good point.

What the hell i like Soras addition now

I'm so happy he's finally in :( I've been waiting forever

Pit can have his rematch.