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I like how one of the posters went about about how she laughed so hard she pissed herself and kept farting and, in a positive twist of fate, her crush was like "Yep, she's the one I want," and asked her out. Lol!

I had a nosebleed during a panic attack, which made the panic attack worse, which made the bleeding worse, and so on and so forth. It was in a public restroom at my university. I asked someone to call an ambulance because I was worried about how much blood I was losing. By the time the paramedics arrived, the bleeding had stopped.

This might be the best video on the channel i have not laughed this much in a long time

I stand up. I not so voluntarily sit right back down.

So, in primary, me and a couple of other guys were messing around before we played a game with our class. Now, I was quite short in primary school, so this guy picked me up like a sack of potatoes. We were all laughing, I was laughing in the air, and then *B O O F* . Everyone went quiet. I had farted in the air, directly in the face of the guy carrying me. Now, one of my golden rules is "Never back down, Never surrender.", so I never apologized.

I was going to school on the L in Chicago. I usually biked but I started my time of the month and felt ridiculously exhausted. I bled so heavily I always wore adult diapers and a pad. I was standing there and had to sneeze but used all my effort to hold it but instead much to my horror I felt something running down my leg. I had pants under a skirt and managed to bleed threw the diaper and pants and all over my shoes. I stood as still as I could hoping it wouldn't get on my skirt and got off at the next stop to take the train back home. I kept bleeding by the time I got home I my pants were soaked and ruined so were my shoes and my skirt had splotches of it on there too. I was mortofied of embasssment at the time. I am so grateful I don't have periods anymore. I just stayed home and laid down.

I unfortunately became THAT teacher who tooted in a first grader’s face. I tried to let it out slowly and as quiet as possible but it was for not. It made sound and of course that was when a child decided to come up behind me and she called me out for farting in her face! I told her to stop coming up behind me and things like this wouldn’t happen. I’m serious though about kids just sneaking up on you. I can’t tell you have many times I’ve about knocked a kid down, stepped on their foot, hit them in the head or face and whatever else because they feel the need to come up to me on the side of me where I can’t see them!

Good friend of mine worked again Applebee's and had to call into work because he farted in his car on the way to work and it turned into a shart. The manager was surprisingly understanding.

The guys face on the thumb nail says it all 😂

My moment happens when I trip over my own two feet. I'm pigeon-toed and my feet sometimes hit each other causing me to trip. I've learned to catch myself when it happens but very rarely do I stumble and fall from it. Embarrassing trying to explain my weird walk when I trip myself

Warning: Do NOT listen to this video while eating or drinking something. I nearly painted my downstairs laundry and kitchen combo in chocolate milk 😂😂😂

I'm a vet in a homeless shelter (huge and looks nice, but isn't run well). Left for the store (food stamps), and right as a guy in a wheelchair was about to ask me for money, my right foot suddenly left the sidewalk to make me go play in traffic. I tumbled halfway into the road, in front of dozens of fellow hobos, and drivers.

5:06 one time my dad told a joke and while I was laughing it almost became like hiccups it isn’t funny anymore but it’s repeated and painful

2:21 something similar happened to me, was on the toilet and started puking, I think I managed to turn around in time. And what makes it even worse, I was at school when that happened.

Is KZfaq really censoring the word FART?

When I auditioned for Jubilee in Las Vegas, years ago, and my psoriasis flared up really bad. Scared the other auditioning women. Unfortunately it ruined my chance.

Story #28 - IBS farts can also smell nasty ...I have IBS

Dayum! This video was so funny, I ended up getting hiccups

For the testicle story, I've been there. Tons of random people fondling me and makes for weird conversations. Especially since my mother decided to literally tell everyone she know. Not embarrassing at all....

I'm at the point in life were just waking up seems to cause pain. Sleeping funny is worse than all the motorbike crashes and football injuries combined. I haven't been able to get out of a chair without grunting for a few years.

1:08 you get used to it I hate it

I accidentally farted in front of my boss 💀

I'VE SEEN THE FIRST ONE ON REDDIT

Oof, this is reminding me of that time I was a youth leader. There was a girl there that I was rather close to, her boyfriend had dumped her and she was taking it pretty bad. I offered my shoulder for her to cry on. While she was crying, I started feeling a stirring in my trousers, I immediately pushed her away so she wouldn’t feel my erection. I was horrified! For some context, I was 24 (I think) and she was like 16. I had no desire to get in the kind of trouble that would have caused.

Picture this: you’re a biological female minding your business in a college class. Class is dismissed and as you stand up, you realize your period started and you’ve bled through your jeans leaving a sticky, bloody mess on the plastic swivel chair you were sitting in. I still have no idea how my period sneaks up on me like this; I track it religiously and prepare close to four days in advance. Yet my uterus’s monthly shedding still manages to evade me.

Same as me. Story #40

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Told someone I doubt I’m gonna get my period until I’m 17, 2 days later and I got my first one

Jesus gives peace so please come to him