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my brain was only gone for a second and when he came back I had been watchin 3 hours of Am I the Genius or AITJ at 3 am before an exam, so pog

Mine was “I was only gone for a day and a half”. A few months after I got married, I acquired concert tickets to the orchestral rendition of pieces from my favorite game series. My husband couldn’t get time off of work, so I invited my brother from out of state to meet me in LA. In that short time between my departure and the day of the concert, the AC at home failed in the 101 degree heat, where it was 85 degrees inside the house. Instead of calling maintenance, as we rented our home, my husband had the bright idea to use his army medic skills and gave himself several IV saline drips, all hanging from the living room light fixture while he played on his computer. He posted the picture on facebook. I received a panicked text from my best friend asking if I was aware of the situation, followed by the picture. I screamed in horror. My brother was in the shower, so I put my phone through the door for him to see after he asked “Is this a marriage problem or a [insert husband’s name] problem?” followed by “You signed up for this for life. You know that, right?” Followed by another scream-laugh from me. I came home to a sweltering house and him still playing games. I nearly fainted entering the front door and called the maintenance office. They were there to fix it within 10 minutes. I always get nervous now whenever I need to leave him alone, as he’s gotten a concussion smashing in a tree and popped his tire in two separate incidents when I was gone for more than a week.

In my case it is very ridiculous: I was visiting my biological father for a week during holidays, I usually do the dishes Because Mom works fulltime, my sister is not doing any shit and my brother lives in sweden with my stepdad who got divorced with my mom a couple of years ago. And after I got home 1 week later, the kitchen looks like somebody detonated a nuke, That's the best way to describe it. I wonder why I should even care, I could just buy my own food rn and let them drown in their own trash.

Fun Fact: The Janet Jackson nip slip is the entire reason KZfaq exists today. The creators of YT were looking around the internet for the nip slip clip, couldn't find it, and so created KZfaq hoping someone would post it on there.

Oh Catherine style Gameplay... like dang it makes the time sensitivity that much more intense XD

I once walked up half a block to a gas station to get a fountain drink. I was gone maybe ten minutes. I had fish, and I had a dog. In the time I was gone, the dog had managed to climb to a small, high shelf to grab my bottle of green fish medicine and chew it up. He was wagging his tail and smiling proudly. I had to take the dummy to the vet. Luckily he was fine.

This literally just happened last night: I was playing Bejeweled 3, Poker mode, and I turned in a score of about 1,395,000. For me, that’s an awesome round. I beat my old high score by like 500k points. My celebration was subdued because I didn’t want to wake the roomie up, but I proudly took a screenshot, pasted it in a Paint window, then got up to use the bathroom and was like “I’ll come up with an easy-to-catalog title for that screenshot and save it when I get back.” And then, while I was IN THE BATHROOM, the power goes out. I just stood at the sink in the dark, like “… I know the goddamn power didn’t just go out… while I got up for TWO SECONDS before saving that screenshot.” I’m glad it was just Bejeweled Poker, and not a game that I actually legit cared about-if I was playing Dead Cells or something, my reaction wouldn’t have been “aw bummer, I really wanted to save that screenshot”… it would’ve been more like “[wakes up the whole block] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

Mom and dad took my then 92 year old great-granny to Italy. Their rental got a flat on a small road not too far from a little town. Mom really needed to use it so went down the hillside where she couldn't be seen. Meanwhile, while dad was changing the tire, great-gran flagged down an elderly Italian gentleman. Great-gran was fluent in Italian, dad was shaky with it. Mom comes back to a very panicked dad who had just witnessed the Italian gentleman drive off with great gran! "Gran said the man was going to help!!" was all poor dad could say. (The gentleman had simply taken great-gran to a sweets shop to cool off in the summer heat and came back to help my parents a few minutes later)

Story 18 my toddlers would do this if I fell asleep I swear 😭

The baby poop story reminds me of one with my daughter. She never handled formula well but I gave her some because my wife wasn't feeling well. Baby falls asleep, I put her to bed and go to bed myself. A little while later, she starts crying so I get up. I pick her up and something slashes on me. It's dark so I can't see what it is. I take her to the changing table, turn on the light and we are both covered in puked up formula. I strip her and myself down to my underwear. Baby is screaming so my wife comes in to both of us undressed, covered in vomit and baby crying. I was in there less than 30 seconds....

“first time” meaning OP has fallen for the chicken plot again since then xD

This video seems more relatable than most cause it’s more general for example one time is as at my friends house and we were playing with hover boards in the basement and my friend fell on his back(it was concrete ) and started crying and it was kinda funny but I didn’t see it happen

The dad told him not to break anything but he broke his bones

I got one! Many years ago my mum was watching over me and my sister, two babies in high chairs, my sister being a year older. We were both strapped in. My mum left for two minutes to go to the bathroom. When she came back my sister is out of the high chair. She had gotten me out of the high chair, dragged me across the kitchen floor and was half way of lifting me into the washing machine. The way mum tells it i was half way in the washing machine, baby legs dangling out, with my toddler sister pushing my butt to get me in. 'NO!' mum screamed and scooped us both up. When mum asked what my sister was doing she innocently wanted to clean me as i was covered in baby food. Cause thats what mum did with her dollies when they got dirty. She says so anyway but i still believe she was trying to off me so she could be an only child again 😂

I wouldve tossed the cat into the bushes too.

If the step dad wasn’t on the lease, I would’ve called the landlord and had him change the locks while he was gone so,where else.

Once I left a three year old alone for 10 MINUTES and he had thrown a rock at a wasps nest

Grandma: "There's a zebra in the yard!!" 😲 You: "Oh, yeah, that happens" 😐 The pencil X's made me LOL

bro the shitting baby story lmfao

I was babysitting my Nieces and Nephew 1 day for an hour I go to make food in the kitchen when I come back I see 1 Niece and 1 Nephew the youngest disappeared and I say to the Eldest one (My Nephew) "I was only gone for a moment where's your baby sister" to my shock he pointed to my bedroom and there under my bed passed out was my little Niece

My mom's story: When I was a toddler, Mom's best friend at the time had a kid my age, so we often had playdates. The friend's kid was more rambunctious than I was and had a knack for getting himself into trouble. One time he was at our apartment as we were having breakfast. The both of us were in highchairs, so Mom went to go grab something from the other room. When she got back, I was still in my highchair, but the other kid managed to get out and climb on top of the fridge! She still tells this story decades later.

With story #20, as a Basset owner I will say they may have short legs, but they're also fairly long dogs as well. So that one getting on the counter like that doesn't surprise me too much.

In one of my small friend groups (there's four of us) myself, the youngest, and this specific other friend, let's just call him Leo, same age, we are labelled the "chaotic twins" and for good reason. We were out at archery (which is a great start to any story) and the others left us alone for not even a minute, before they left they both told us "don't be stupid" so naturally as soon as they went inside to sign us in we started firing at a target, one arrow bounced back (somehow) and stuck him in the thigh, we just looked at each other, laughed, then sat down. The other two came out, saw the arrow, one of them face-palmed and the other just said "wow, new record". Leo's fine, he now has a light dot on his mid thigh and believe me we have never lived it down, they feel more like big brothers then friends

The baby poop story has me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was at a party at my friend house and there were my three friends (Julie, Troy, and Gabby), Julie’s sister (Sam) and brother (Casey), Troy’s cousin (Oz), and Troy’s baby sister (Alice). We were in the living room and I went to get water for literally two seconds and when I came back, Oz was trying to jump out of the loft which was a fifteen-foot fall onto concrete with a thin layer of carpet, Alice had a cap gun, and Julie had spilled juice on the carpet. Troy, Sam, and Gabby were playing clue except it was a spin off with uno cards, Casey had turned SpongeBob up to max volume on the TV, and Julie’s mom was serving quesadillas except they were slightly burnt and had peanut butter. I have never seen anything go so south so quickly.

i bought a hotdog at a gas station one time and put the food up on my car to start buying gas, didnt take long at all but it was long enough for seagulls to spawn in out of nowhere and steal it

That first cat is smarter than i am

The violent step dad story is ridiculous. I feel terrible for that family because their local police totally failed them in every single way they could.

When my little brother was a year old, he once climbed our flat screen tv while the rest of us were either resting or listening to the news. We heard a thud and turned around to see him on the floor crying with a broken tv beside him. The same year, he fell asleep behind the freezer with a chicken leg in his hand. We only left him alone dor like 2 minutes. Whem he was 2, he snuck out of our flat and almost ran out of the barracks in less than 10 minutes of us taking our eyes off him. According to my mum, my older brother once got picked up by the diaper by a goat when he was a hear old. I also have a pair of Lhasa apsos. The older one jumped onto the dining table when my little brother left for like 5 minutes to use the bathroom and ate half his food. The younger one.decoded she wanted to explore and waited till our security guard turned around for about 5 seconds then slipped out from under the gate. This happened twice on the same day.

Story 4! Wow I’ve hear of dogs eating your homework! But not your check!

I personally have moments like this, except it's when I simply lay down with no intention of sleeping... only to wake up a few hours later.😴

#27 has me d*ing on the floor of laugher. Don’t mess with that 6 year old

Story 3: can’t you hear the sweet sound of my bloodline cutting off to me?

As a cat owner i can tell you 15 seconds is too long to leave your food unattended with a cat

My family was getting our backyard ready for my mother's wedding one hot, dry day. It was a mess due to my older cousin's party with friends and hadn't been mowed in a long time. We had a fire pit in the ground that was filled with old cardboard. My aunt, Mom's sister, decided it would be easier to just burn the cardboard instead of shoving it into garbage bags. You can probably see where this is going. I leave for two minutes max to use the bathroom and wash my hands. I come back outside to the entire yard engulfed in flames. My mother and future step-father are trying to fill water buckets at the sink and my aunt is literally in the middle of the yard trying to smother the fire with a rake. Fire department shows up, yard is a chared mess, it was a whole thing. Luckily we had green grass about a couple of weeks later. Wedding went off without a hitch.

My little brother always turns on my computer when im not watching.

Last story: does anyone actually *enjoy* breakfast in bed? Not only is it one of the most inconvenient places to try an eat a meal, but how many people are even ready to eat a full meal right when they get up and before they've even had a chance to make morning dumpies? Breakfast in bed is for hospitals and invalids, it is NOT a luxury. 😂

Those two girls near the end went Home Alome mode.

Brand new kitten, so small he could squeeze into places we didn’t know existed, disappeared behind what was for such a small animal a crawl space in the back recliner chair (lazy boy etc.) Oh he was fine in the end, but spent the most of first day I was meant to look after him going: If there was a time to learn your name it’s now. No I’m sure I closed every door behind me when I left the room. No that recliner was definitely up right the whole time. Ugh where is he? Mom comes home to me still in a panic state. I retreat to my room in a worse state. An hour later much to everyone’s relief the kitten walks out from his new favourite hiding place with no idea what his day had really been like. Oh no I’m not exaggerating, the number of classes I was late too cause he had to be left in a certain room and he crawled in the back of or under the furniture again.

I cooked a delicious dinner for me and my kid who was 5 years old that time. In the middle of eating dinner, I got up and went to take a leak. After I come back my Pork Steak was gone. My daughter said "Mummy I love your cooking." I was gone for 30 seconds.

Story 16: what do you mean the printer shit itself?

funny one that happened on Discord at some point: I had just returned from a week-long internship where I didn't have wifi, and my best friend was excited, so he yelled my name in all caps as a greeting. I responded by doing the same thing with his name. I left for probably an hour or so to unpack my bags, and when I came back about 5 people had basically made a whole Phoenix Wright parody in that same chat xD A friend made the whole convo into a video using a creator, and my response is basically the 'perfectly cut scream' of the video. You get about 2 seconds of a black screen, it fades in on the character representing me, you get the line 'what in the fresh kentucky fried fuck happened here', and the video ends

My mother left a ham steak and potatoes on the backburner of the stove and we left for like 20 minutes and when we got back the pan was on the floor and my dogs Cody and Cinnamon finishing off the hamsteak. To this day we don't know how it happened. Edit: we think they somehow conspired to do this

That last story is precisely why I hand my wife the plate but put the mug of matcha on the bed-side table.

Story 1 sounds more like the cat was trying to make a trade

I was setting the table for dinner, turned my back on the counter where the plates were for fifteen seconds tops, and looked back to find my cat eating my sister's salad

"I was only gone for a second" ye try telling that to your dogs

Editors putting the worst possible gameplay imaginable in the backround

Agree in advance to babysit niece. 3 days later, bro and sil go to enjoy a wonderful aniversary. Ten minutes later panicked uncle cleaning up 4 year old puke/vomit off the couch. We were cuddling and kinda knew she was warm and shivery. Did not expect projectile vomit. Sil is a nurse and didnt suspect that level of illness... ofcourse texted her about when it happened and told her I was doing the best I could to clean up.

My dad went on a hike in the mountains one morning. That morning was September 11 2001

Dachshund=Dock-son. That is how it is pronounced. Fun fact, it is German for badger dog. They were literally bred to get badgers out of holes.

I have never bin on a plane so I can only imagine what it would be like to wake up to smoke in the cabin 😬😳

TODAY I volunteered to drive my flatmate over to her sister's so they can drive together to a family event an hour away. Before we left, Roomie said "I'll put the (deck) umbrella up for you" since it was going to be another sunny day. I got back from the quick run to sister's to see she also filled and set out our collection of water bottles (made out of plastic orange juice containers). But a gust of wind had caught the umbrella and tipped the cast metal patio table into our planters, along with the water bottles, a metal waste bucket, and the little solar fountain she just bought. They slammed down on and into our cherry tomato plants, breaking branches and sending our prized first red tomato into oblivion. One of the bottles had virtually emptied into one pot, turning it to mud, others sending water off the balcony and down onto the two decks beneath us. The hard-to-assemble tomato frames were in disarray, and the fountain was whining away without water (not the best for it). All in all, a pretty good mess for something that took a few seconds while I was away for a few minutes.

My friends and I went over to another friend’s house. Two of them started roughhousing, nothing serious, just goofing around. I turned away for a minute to grab my drink; when I looked back up, he was on the floor and turning purple. She had accidentally kicked him in the nuts. Yikes.

when me and my brothers were little our mama left the house for like 10 minutes so we were alone and in those 10 minutes one of my brothers decided to prank call 911 ... yeah we were scared as hell when they showed up at the house I'm the oldest and I couldn't have been any older the 9 we tried hiding and I remember one of the cops at the window saying something alone the lines of please open the door we just need to speak with you before any of us could actually speak with the cop our mama was home ... the worst part was I had no idea my brother had called the cops until he was running around the house telling everyone to hide so I had no idea what happened or why we were being yelled at until after the fact when we were all in trouble and my little brother told me what he did ... We were always doing some dumb shit but we never told on each other

During game 6 of the 2013 Stanley Cup Finals, I was watching with my dad and a friend when the friend asked me to take him home. By this point it was the third quarter and the Blackhawks were trailing the Bruins 2-1. In the five minutes it took me to drive this friend home and drive back to my house, the Hawks scored the famous two goals in 17 seconds, and were up 3-2 with less than a minute remaining by the time I got back

This actually just happened for me, I was gone for only an hour, and then in my discord server, someone joined, said racial slurs, harassed, and all that drama junk! I was so upset.

I can't stop laughing at the baby poop story

I have a "I was only gone for a minute" story. I was baby sitting my nephews and had gone to use the bathroom. I only needed to pee so I wasn't in there that long. Both kids were playing in the living room when I went in and when I came out one kid was suddenly missing and I found him on the kitchen counter about to jump out of a window I didn't even know was able to be opened. I grabed the kid just before he leaped out the window. No idea how he got up there so fast.

Basset Hounds are a lot more agile than you would think looking at them. I had a Basset mix (Basset Beagle cross I think but don't know for sure as he was a rescue). He had a little longer legs than a pure Basset, but otherwise, pretty much the same build. That dog could run very fast, for miles. I couldn't come close to keeping up with him.

Reminds me a cow got loose out my neighbor fence since I live in the country it’s pretty common.

That breakfeast in bed story was me last night. Had chicken and brocolie pasta on a plate on the sofa. I put it on a pillow so i could lean over to turn the light on andmy plate starts tipping to yhe floor. I yell no and manage to save half of it. My hubby then looks over and was like. I only looked away for a second. He was nice and cleaned it up do i could mourn my loss

I was a young and naive teacher at middle school. My class was very well-behaved. Once I made a mistake and left during the lesson (needed to print some lesson material). Couple of minutes of my absence I come back and see a picture of total chaos. Students screaming, laughing, playing some strange games, some of them fighting each other... I was stunned from shock... I was only gone for a couple of minutes...and...now this... :) Obviously they were well-behaved only during lessons and only when a teacher was present.

I was texting with my friends and they starting acting crazy like teenagers do so I stopped to do something else and waited for the messages to stop. It took 1-2 minutes and I come back and see the chat with over 40 messages of them fighting over daddy pig. You heard me. Daddy pig.

Mine or rather my mother's happened when I was about...3-4 months old? It wasn't long after my first Christmas, one of my grandparents got me an automatic baby swing for Christmas and my mom placed me inside it, letting it run as she was about to answer the door. She answered the door to let my uncle in and when my mom turned around, she saw me lying on the ground, staring at the swing as it swung and the buckle was still buckled. My dad heard my mom freaking out and came out. My uncle turned to him, pointed shouting "Your spawn!" cuz neither of my siblings would have done that as infants. Little did anyone know that was only the beginning as when I reached the age of two, I was climbing out of my crib, taking the hit, and figuring out locks to escape the house, my parents tried a number of things to keep me inside, even putting alarms on the doors. My grandma apologized to my mom for placing the mother's curse on my dad because of that, saying, "I didn't think of the mother..." I turned out to be a good kid I think

So similar story to the first. Me and my husband had just got home and were putting things away and when we finished I noticed 2 things missing. One: my roast I was going to make for dinner later that week, Two: my 6 pound dog, We panicked, thinking the dog ran when we were bringing in the groceries and we panicked looking for him, not even caring about the roast at that point. We are running around and I go past a end table we had to grab my shoes so we could go out and look for the dog, then we hear a soft growl from under the end table. We look under it and there is the 6 pound dog, hunkered down, trying to eat this 8 pound roast. I say trying because he was missing some teeth cause he is a senior dogs and previous owners didn't care for his teeth. Took us about 5 minutes to detach him from the roast without getting bit. We constantly tell the roast story and now put meat away first on grocery day

Mine was “I only went to the bathroom for 3 minutes” I was at a school dance with one of my friends. She’s really tall and I’m pretty short for my age. Well she is wearing heels ,so on top of her already being 5,6 or so to my 5,2, she’s now a head taller than me at least. Well I go to the bathroom for no more than 5 minutes thinking all is well. When I come back she has gotten out of her heels and broken her middle toe. She was cackling with laughter because and I quote,”My toe looked like it was flipping everyone off.” So yeah, I can’t take my friend anywhere.

Smart cat

I love how your playing That game in the background

Was on a trip with my husband and good friend. We stopped for a bathroom break and to stretch our legs. My husband likes hiking so he started to climb a hill. While he did this I left to the bathroom..five maybe ten minutes later when I came out he has fallen in mud and ruined one of two pairs of pants he brought.

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I've got probably a half dozen stories like this, but I think the one that comes to mind first thing is when I was like 13 and step dad tells me to go check the mail and I come into find my room DESTROYED because my 6 year brother decided to try to climb my big selfing unit/entertainment center and pulled it down upon himself. Busted my TV, the console I had plugged into it, broke a series of models I had built and were on the selves, and even knocked out the window when the shelf hit it. The kicker of it was I got in trouble for it because I didn't have the shelf secured right even thought he's the one that literally told my little brother to go play with my game console and he decided he wanted to play with a model I had on the top shelf of the cheap second hand entertainment center shelf. And FYI my brother didn't get hurt, other than a little crap on his cheek.

I felt bad for the dad in the 2nd story 😂😅

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story 16 had me cry with laughter cuz the same must have happened to someone where i was working... Someone made a ticket about one of the large printers (each of which were located in a secluded room on each floor) being out of blue toner, so i replaced said Tonercartridge. I left the room and 1 minute of walking later to my next assignment i noticed i forgot my pile of printed tickets in that room (i always print them out to carry with me, much more convenient for quickly browsing them for what to do next). I walk back less than another minute, enter the room and i shit you not, the ENTIRE printer, like 2 squaremeters of floor around it and more than half of about 6 squaremeters of wall behind said printer is covered in black tonerpowder. While i was gone, someone must have walked in there, taken out the black toner-cartridge for some reason (which btw was now placed on the top of the printer), then somehow managed to projectile-"vomit" toner all over the printer, floor and wall and then, still within the timeframe of me being just around the corner, left without a trace - well, apart from one single outlier of one of their shoetips... all in the span of less than 60 seconds of me not having a sightline on the door. Bit of a IATA-Moment here: I wasnt in the mood to deal with that and simply left after retrieving my pile of papers conveniently situated just outside of what i can best describe as Chaos as a Form of Procedural Art. I didnt feel like cleaning it up and also didnt call it in to not risk being put in charge of it. I was wearing somewhat expensive clothing that day because of a meeting and was lacking proper protection like gloves and a mask to keep out the tonerdust anyways - Toner is really really unhealthy, especially when you breathe it in. Someone else must have discovered it and reported it in that day because when i returned the next morning, apart from a faint outlier of where the toner had been sprayed on the wall, the tonerdust was gone - as was a printer. I still laugh every time i have to think of it.

11:33 what the toddlers did here literally happened to me and my older sister when I used to draw on the walls a lot 😂 My parents still talk about it

I live just around the corner from a convenience store. One day I went to pick something up and came home to my house half flooded. It's a one or two minute walk so I couldn't have been gone more than fifteen minutes one of the shut offs decided to start pissing water while I was gone. I got rid of like eight buckets of water it took hours to clean up.

Cops aren't bright sometimes. Why let the stepfather stay in the family home when its not in his name?

Late one night, I looked out a second-floor window and saw weird, bright bluish light shining on the hill next to the house ... but it was totally silent outside. Went to the bedroom next door, opened the blinds on the big window there and mentioned the weird lighting (still visible on the hill and backyard) to my wife, then turned to head toward the front door to see what was happening ... on our roof?? In the sky?? At that moment, I could see my shadow starkly outlined on the wall opposite the window, and my wife was saying something like _"Whoaaaa!!!"_ But by the time I turned around, what we later determined was ball lightning was gone.

10:37 -- With a toner spill like that, you pretty much have to call in a specialized cleaning service. The powder is so fine, it seeps into any fabric or crevices like a fluid. You need an apparatus along the lines of the Bun-Vac 6000 to suck it out enough for people's clothing not to become smeared with black.

Story 27 remindes me of something 2 year old me did. So my dad has this friend, but for someone I never liked him. I was literally running away from him whenever he came to our house. One time he visited, so I went back into my room. Only this time he decided to follow me. So I closed the door as hard as I could to his face, and hit his head on the door, and then it banged at the wall. He got dizzy because of it. I think I gave him a minor concussion.😂

This reminds me of a video I saw where there were crawfish all over an apartment floor, then a lady screams: "I just went to the bathroom! Who did this?!" Then the camera catches two 4-5 year old kids giggling and running away 😂

Why do all of these include children and pets? I was sitting on the couch with a fresh cup of coffee, with a couple of cats on my lap and another next to me, when the ceiling fan blew a piece of paper onto the floor. The cat next to me freaked out over the noise, jumped up and attacked the cat on my lap. The cat on my lap freaked out and started fighting with the other cat on my lap, both cats leapt off of me, slashing my legs and upending my coffee onto my now lacerated legs. One landed on the table next to me, scattering everything onto the floor and the other knocked over the floor lamp. Two seconds max.

oh yea, I was at a golf summer camp and I went to the bathroom with some other kids for like a minute and when I came back there was this boy with a big bloody gash oh his forehead, turns out there was this girl in my camp that was hitting balls and the boy ran out of golf balls, so he crouched down and tried to take one of the golf balls from the girls basket, well the girl was about to swing her driver and the boy’s forehead was in the path, HOW DID I NOT HEAR THE SCREAM

This has never happened to me. If you have OCD, you will ensure you are ever vigilant. You will bring small children with you even if it's for a nanosecond. Etc.

i remember one time when i was younger (about 10) my dog was outside doing his thing [finding a good spot to poo] in our yard and i was tasked with watching him. we didn’t have a fence, so i had him on a retractable leash and i looked away for a second while he pooped. i felt a tug in the leash and heard him scream. not a yip or a yelp. a SCREAM. he runs to me limping and i take him inside to see what was wrong. in the second that looked away, he had stepped on a bee and it stung him. he was ok after a few days, but the poor mutt had a huge sore paw for a while. it’s still slightly off-color to this day over 12 years later

😂😂😂 that’s why you never take a diaper off the baby before you have the next one in position. Lessons learned through experience.

Story 21: Should’ve asked to join in, they’re banging on your bed, it’s the least they could do to make up for it.

Went inside the house to use the bathroom. My 7 and 3 yr old were in the front yard playing. I was gone not even 30 seconds and my 3 yr old somehow got to a scooter went down the driveway crashed and broke his arm. 30 freaking seconds...

Story #20 - ESPECIALLY if the dog is a food motivated breed

Story 3: holy sh1t! Literally!

Pfft this happened to me lol I have two friend groups, one with girls and one with boys. This ones about the girl group. It was a small one, just me and two other girls, we would always sit together during lunch. One day, I had to leave the table to go clean up my plate, I had left my plastic water bottle on the table before this, the two other girls were sitting across from each other The trip to and back from the cleanup area is around 5 minutes. I came back, right as both of them had their hands reached out for each other, knock my water bottle and let it fall and made a very loud "BANG" on the floor. The water bottle now has a crack at the bottle, rendering it completely unusable since it can and will leak water anywhere, anytime I had to buy a new bottle, still am salty about it

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My stuff was stolen in less than a minute at the school and I'm still looking for it. It's been 2 weeks,I hate my life

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What is the game being played in the background?

OK I was like seven and I was best friends with the neighbor’s kid and we were painting outside and I went inside to get a drink literally just that and when I came back outside the neighbors kid it’s filled up the entire thing of black paint and while trying to clean I got some on my favorite white shirt😂

My sister is a lot longer than me I went to help my fiancé with wedding plans I was gone 5 mins when I heard a loud bang it was my sister angry at a game on my PlayStation not knowing this i went running up the stairs to find my custom controller lodged into my tv I went on a warpath and in a fit of rage and probably overacting a little I drove down to my mums work with my sister sat in the passenger seat and dropped her off told my mum what happened and stormed out

My mom went into the shower while my brother was distracted and I was in my room At some point I started smelling something and it turns out he put something in the microwave This happened 3 or 4 times