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What Josh Johnson Did When He Finally Had Free Time - Trevor Noah Presents: Josh Johnson #(Hashtag)
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Күн бұрынJosh Johnson explains what he did and did not do during the coronavirus lockdown.
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@ShannonTheMojito 3 жыл бұрын
Quarantine is when I found out and embraced how dumb I am. It's fine. My life philosophy can be summed up on an overpriced wall hanging from Target. It's fine!
@ellep.6204 3 жыл бұрын
Love that level of self-acceptance lmaooo
@dickhammerbush172 3 жыл бұрын
Live, laugh, dumb
@parix85 3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@gracie5843 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@hotpikachu 2 жыл бұрын
being dumb isn’t that bad, you can have fun without overthinking it and you just have life go by the flow for you
@AngryKatie18 3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping he’d get bored enough to catfish the KKK again but I guess once was enough for him. Also, Dale might be in jail for domestic terrorism so maybe it’s for the best
@justinpettit3432 3 жыл бұрын
They got great ribs though.
@da1king0fwakanda56 3 жыл бұрын
Top tier comment 😂
@toddwagester5412 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I forgot that 1😂😂
@tellmesomething2412 3 жыл бұрын
Damn... 😆😂🤣
@goochfitness26 3 жыл бұрын
@@justinpettit3432 😂😂😂😂
@yourix2 3 жыл бұрын
Im really diggin his clothes👌🏽
@caffeinatednation8885 3 жыл бұрын
It's very 70s. 🔥
@prod.natejalo1122 3 жыл бұрын
every time he gets on stage he’s swagged out to the max it’s incredible really
@ngali5943 3 жыл бұрын
Love the fact that he is wearing a Yoruba Style Dashiki. 🔥
@thecee9184 3 жыл бұрын
The style is ⭐️
@Cindyd25 3 жыл бұрын
I love the afro
@5th-Season 3 жыл бұрын
“Raw ass thoughts”. We needed a name for those this whole time. Thank you sir.
@kelliv2995 3 жыл бұрын
He’s absolutely right. “Raw Ass Thoughts” are the major jumping off point to inevitable mental breakdown…don’t do it!
@ShannonTheMojito 3 жыл бұрын
I stared into the abyss, then decided to learn how to do manicures. Sick of introspection.
@rexklxss13yo 3 жыл бұрын
Suck it then Mr 69 likes
@prod.natejalo1122 3 жыл бұрын
gotta distract yourself from life in every way possible 😭😭😭😍🤘🤘😍😍😍🤔🥱😝😟👍
@Tuetenfussballer 3 жыл бұрын
I would personally say you have to be careful (or rather aware) while doing it. Once you realize they are just thoughts and can only hurt you if you let them you can dig deeper and release a lot of unresolved issues within yourself. It can be a greatly rewarding experience, really. Tread with caution tho.
@Tuetenfussballer 3 жыл бұрын
@UCM21LpnTkkRxkdX5L0aiafA I think that is just the key of the struggle. Realizing it is just noise you don't necessarily need to have control over, but you can perceive as either harmful, helpful or just that what it is, thoughts produced by your body. Active listening has a similar effect like when you repeat the same word over and over again. It gets exciting or laughable, tedious, creative and at a certain point, will lose all its original meaning we have created for it. It becomes just what it is of itself.
@genesisshuler7288 3 жыл бұрын
He ain't never lie either, the laziness, lack of motivation and productivity is real then it turns into depression, disassociating and being isolated.
@Beast-94 3 жыл бұрын
Josh needs a Netflix special
@IAmLovesLight 3 жыл бұрын
Totally agree, dude's hilarious 😂
@ShawnHaning 3 жыл бұрын
YES! as a comedy connoisseur ( I guess) , Josh is top tier. get this dude a special.
@jameeliaclarke3576 3 жыл бұрын
Agree but he needs to grow in popularity
@marymann3927 3 жыл бұрын
@@jameeliaclarke3576 Exposure.
@joshuaforde1043 Жыл бұрын
Isn't this vid a clip from a special?
@Dermatillomaniac 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah...turns out 'having time' wasn't the issue...who knew?! 😜
@twdjt6245 3 жыл бұрын
Dorito dust on his collar? He did better than me, if he was wearing clothes.
@kmk403 3 жыл бұрын
Careful with those "raw ass thoughts "🤣
@neghiethervil5606 3 жыл бұрын
Raw thoughts sounds like we shouldn’t be doing it without protection.
@pimpmaestro5666 3 жыл бұрын
😂 Like it's frowned upon
@devonlawton1149 3 жыл бұрын
That protection is called a therapist
@agentdareisayit3495 3 жыл бұрын
I’m loving the whole “if MJ was a comedian” kinda vibe he’s going for
@jaybestnz 3 жыл бұрын
Josh is at a whole new level of comedy. This guy is gonna be one of the greats.
@mlaviskukr7356 3 жыл бұрын
He's is so relatable
@DJParisDarnell 3 жыл бұрын
I found this guy by accident and I'm glad I did he's hilarious 😆🤣
@AMactor 3 жыл бұрын
Give Josh Johnson A Netflix Stand up Special
@lacomie81 3 жыл бұрын
Why he look like young Michael Jackson 🤣
@sonja4164 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@rawdaaljawhary4174 3 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of a young Eddie Murphy in Delirious! He's sooo good. I love the phrase raw ass thoughts. Right ON! 😂😂😂 Amazing.
@raes9374 3 жыл бұрын
Fro with that outfit, that's the first thing that came to mind for me 🤣
@margaretgarana911 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. Was going to train my dogs. They’re still hooligans who sit in my chair. I guess time wasn’t the issue……
@booknerdjebbi5037 3 жыл бұрын
Something my "raw ass thoughts" are just litteraly empty space. I'm like "am I empty??"
@paulalapoderosa6762 2 жыл бұрын
you are not your thoughts. being in silence is being with God
@df4291 3 жыл бұрын
Bro is out here in his Coming to America outfit lmao
@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@tastes-like-straberries 3 жыл бұрын
The rising superstar of stand up comedy. He deserves a Netflix special
@kaithleen3872 3 жыл бұрын
he’s one of the best comedians i can’t wait to see him someday irl and cry laugh
@willmallory9085 3 жыл бұрын
The sad truth for so many of us.
@richissac8916 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this man’s face was made for the camera and for comedy expressions.
@ochahap 3 жыл бұрын
i love how the subtitles are for the wrong clip
@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын
Also a lot of other stressors...not just “having time.”
@michaelmcdonald8452 3 жыл бұрын
what?
@LudaChez 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmcdonald8452 I believe the intention is, that you think "I just need time" but what do you do with your time really? You work. You deal with life. Bills. Family. So basically it should be "If I only had time and no responsibilities" that you could do the things he said in the video. Instead you are worried about the consequences of the lockdown, bills, possible sick relatives and friends...
@michaelmcdonald8452 3 жыл бұрын
@@LudaChez Yeah. I get it. The OP was overthinking the joke, as are you. I just wanted to hear him explain himself, not have someone else do it for him
@LudaChez 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmcdonald8452 well I'm not overthinking it I'm just trying to explain the OP. And at the end of the day you're probably right that they should have answered.
@Lilhermano 3 жыл бұрын
he looks like a giant microphone holding a smaller microphone
@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Also, love the Freddie Prinze pfp! 😍
@Lilhermano 3 жыл бұрын
@@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 thx he’s my fave
@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lilhermano gone way too soon
@Lilhermano 3 жыл бұрын
@@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 way wayyy too soon
@alana.banana 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment ^
@TK-yh4hn 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 💜💜! He's incredibly hilarious 😂
@ladychips 3 жыл бұрын
im so happy to see more of him!
@D9992. 3 жыл бұрын
Relatable to an unsettling degree
@yilikaloufoua5374 3 жыл бұрын
Happy to see Josh keep improving in his delivery
@TyrBarghest 2 жыл бұрын
If I'm being honest, I'm kind of jealous of people that got to quarantine. I was marked as essential so nothing changed for me. Still had the grind to attend to. Albeit, on empty now safe roads.
@cravenmoorehead5657 3 жыл бұрын
I love comedy
@SCBB24 3 жыл бұрын
Me too man , feels good to laugh
@bruh5637 3 жыл бұрын
people genuinely don't enjoy laughing...like how...
@SCBB24 3 жыл бұрын
I Can’t worry bout them ima just keep laughing
@bigwilly8199 2 жыл бұрын
You know what was nice about lockdown. you were safer outside then you were indoors. I remember one time I walked down the street in the middle of the road at rush hour. and not a single car was out there. it was like the Apocalypse. I felt like robbing a convenience store knowing I'd get away with it
@DeniseEngle-vl3ph Жыл бұрын
I liked that too.. I went for long walks at night and the whole city was mine. Nobody anywhere as far as the eye could see...
@maryrosekent8223 3 жыл бұрын
He’s adorable!
@CarolineBearoline 3 жыл бұрын
I'm always glad to see him perform new material! Looking so handsome too, all laced up and dressed to impress 😘
@mastahcheff 3 жыл бұрын
So we are just going to ignore the closed captions telling a crazy ass story huh?
@alliesnowden6813 3 жыл бұрын
It’s from a different one of his stand ups.. but still weird lol
@sgcustodio 3 жыл бұрын
Great routine. He is an star on the rising
@laurenmcdougal1618 3 жыл бұрын
Guy you are amazing at comedy please please dont stop you really really made my day and my grandpa just died I'm very very sad comedy is medicine thank you
@CharliMorganMusic 2 жыл бұрын
I was very disappointed with myself during quarantine when my computer was in the shop for repairs and the first thing I did was go day drinking.
@b0y0nKrypt0n 2 жыл бұрын
“Am I dumb?!”
@thegoodgossip9332 2 жыл бұрын
Yoh... am loving this dude 😂😂❤
@KooblayKhan 3 жыл бұрын
This stand up is good, and anyone who kinda feels bad about the stuff. 1) Be nicer to yourself about the time thing! Stuff takes energy and a global pandemic sucks a lot of energy out of people. 2) You gotta practice thinking to get the theory thoughts. Also this is a comedian who made great jokes about his experience. "Notice what you notice" is a great way to write jokes or come up with interesting perspectives.
@returnoftheredeye 3 жыл бұрын
That top he's wearing is ruthlessly cool.
@Lily-tj1zo 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of the funniest men on stage.
@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын
I also watch my cellphone all day long. I should study but I am always bored and/or sleepy. I prefer to sleep than have a mental breakdown. I believed that quarantine meant 40 days not over a year and still counting.
@SummonerGoogzooks 2 жыл бұрын
captions are wild. like i was reading them and thought that the person writing the captions was just opening up about their life, but its actually from another clip of josh johnson lol
@j0siecampbell 3 жыл бұрын
yo man that fit RULES
@mollynash2597 3 жыл бұрын
This was so true...I'm glad I'm not alone.
@Fyrestar101 3 жыл бұрын
😂 I’m still laughing ! I can relate too !
@thebrowhodoesntlift9613 3 жыл бұрын
THE CAPTIONS wtf? 🤣😂
@astramari28 2 жыл бұрын
That afro is ON POINT
@mamamia5905 Жыл бұрын
Found this guy by mistake and i’m glad I did cause his jokes are too relatable and funny lol
@chadbrockman4791 Жыл бұрын
This dude's awesome.
@marissawilson4644 3 жыл бұрын
Josh looks amazing!
@shitty_beatles 3 жыл бұрын
FDA WARNING: Thinking raw ass thoughts can be hazardous to your self esteem. Always bake your thoughts to an internal temperature of 420° prior to rumination.
@lford2337 3 жыл бұрын
Experienced the exact same process lol Turns out, I'm not quite as cool and innovative as I had thought
@esh1319 2 жыл бұрын
I just subscribed because of him .. never seen him before and he is hilarious!
@Sir.GeorgeG 3 жыл бұрын
Always worth the watch
@arinzei 2 жыл бұрын
He's got that Denzel face in 0:23
@nobodybusiness5409 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is amazing
@ja.y.2143 3 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@deemartin5400 3 жыл бұрын
I love you Josh
@Mzmissy215 3 жыл бұрын
Fckn love this dude
@sarak-yp7gt 3 жыл бұрын
Raw thoughts
@kimberlyking9523 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is good. 👏
@patriciamorgan2501 6 ай бұрын
Awesome
@QuantumElectricians 3 жыл бұрын
Dude rocks that outfit though
@leobustos740 3 жыл бұрын
love this dude
@bengoetz3313 3 жыл бұрын
i love this dude
@bandilebertrandleopeng7046 3 жыл бұрын
The resemblance between Josh Johnson and 1970s Michael Jackson is uncanny
@devonparker20 3 жыл бұрын
Mannnn he funny as hell bruuuhhhh
@chameleon2432 Жыл бұрын
I can relate 😂
@lahorelanotte 3 жыл бұрын
Love the outfit
@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын
Love you Josh!!
@jim6130 3 жыл бұрын
He is America
@RoseNebxla 3 жыл бұрын
we not talking about how when he said "sus myself out" someone in the audience giggled?
@lilsnoozieburt 3 жыл бұрын
Sua
@shuraba1234 3 жыл бұрын
For a workaholic, those were the best times
@ASMR_Junkie 3 жыл бұрын
Facts. I loved lockdown.
@chazblank2717 3 жыл бұрын
The 33 dislikes are dumb people who haven’t found out...
@andreaskitchen5296 3 жыл бұрын
If anyone needs to use the subtitles use the autogenerated subtitles. The American English subtitles are just random and irrelevant. :/
@delaneyanderson389 3 жыл бұрын
It looks like they mixed up the subtitles with the other clip they posted
@ibrahimabdalla7082 2 жыл бұрын
I like his voice
@diligentsun1154 3 жыл бұрын
turns out, we're all pretty dumb...
@xse-qb2vv Жыл бұрын
Facts
@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын
If I just had the time... 🤣🤣🤣😘
@ozz3131 3 жыл бұрын
love the thumbnail captions lmfaooo
@Dennicillin 3 жыл бұрын
Haha! Nice!
@JosiahABaker 3 жыл бұрын
I love Josh Johnson! Made me realize I’m not the only black guy who doesn’t belong in a gang
@AMaskHeldBeforeTheSun 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed. We 3 alone have been chosen by the God, raised from the mud, aura most radiant, amidst the unwashed millions of the Black, in their bottomless hunger for gang violence, for living in fear, poverty and misery -- every last one of them. I abase myself daily before It in gratitude, offering the first jet of my seed as warm tribute. My right arm aches.
@sonja4164 3 жыл бұрын
That was a good joke
@riordanblackwood 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@akshayde 3 жыл бұрын
Wakanda foevah!!
@agustinabidonde3405 3 жыл бұрын
Michael jackson vibes here🤩
@SutomuraidaZX 3 жыл бұрын
these captions xD
@robertjuarez1176 3 жыл бұрын
“Is this how dumb people find out?!”
@bethaniejify 11 ай бұрын
I feel like if you are smart enough to know your thoughts are dumb, you are already smarter than a lot of the population. 😂. This made me laugh though, because at the beginning of lockdown I was going to write a poem a day and learn the violin. Neither one of those things happened. 😂
@TheLydie17 3 жыл бұрын
Dang I feel called out.
@RallyRallyRally 3 жыл бұрын
Man he look like every era of Michael Jackson at once here
@J3NN4F1R3 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what video his captions got mixed up on 🤣
@diamondsngunns88 3 жыл бұрын
It's the one where he jokes about his boy's grandma having a crush on him! 😂😭
@J3NN4F1R3 3 жыл бұрын
@@diamondsngunns88 lmfao 🤣
@acctsys 3 жыл бұрын
Too funny 🤣
@susiewolf4318 3 жыл бұрын
This is funny 😂
@Dennicillin 3 жыл бұрын
The Closed Captions don't match this clip. I think they are meant for his "grandma" video. Also, thank you Josh Johnson, very cool!
@Thapelomthimunye 3 жыл бұрын
Maaan salute the fro man
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