What Women Want. Jesse Egan

What Women Want. Jesse Egan - Full Special

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What women want according to Jesse Egan, is a man with a truck, or a man with a horse, or a man with a dog as big as a horse, or something like that. In this Full Dry Bar Comedy special from Jesse Egan, Jesse breaks down what it is that women really want while making you laugh along the way. Whether you're a fan of strange named snacks, smart cars, or beat boxing this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Jesse Egan is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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Пікірлер: 215

@kayosiris7470 3 жыл бұрын

"Move along, metal fanny pack" 🤣🤣 I'm dying

@s.akhtarjoomun263 3 жыл бұрын

This is what you call a comedian.... a real entertainer

@jodirenaud7917 3 жыл бұрын

OMG this dude is soooooo funny! The 27 puns- dead! I was lmao for the whooooole show! Like , crying! 😂😂😂😂😂😂👏

@rBennich 3 жыл бұрын

"Boots and cats, and cats that poo bats." Great observation! LOL!

@Remynator 3 жыл бұрын

I can finally beat box !

@karlamkuhn760 3 жыл бұрын

@@Remynator nah, that's beat boxing. U gotta put the flo over that tho. (Or have a friend....someone random in your vicinity.... Find yourself sayin "what's really gotten inta me?" :) -Azariah/SuburbaKnight PS 20:1, 6-8; IS 43; IS 38:15-20; DAN 3:16-18; JOHN 14:11-21; NAH1:7

@kendrav.2088 3 жыл бұрын

LoL his cat must know mine 🤣. Also have three litter boxes and the plants are dead

@smileawhile3788 3 жыл бұрын

The hippy drive-by got me giggling. Tears at the dream catcher 😂

@seanA416 3 жыл бұрын

I really wanna know what town he's talking about. I have some family in a hippy town by the coast in California

@msvvero 3 жыл бұрын

Dude you have a lot of great material. Very funny.

@moresalad221 3 жыл бұрын

Tough crowd. Funny as hell lol

@UncleNath 3 жыл бұрын

get em man. LOve it

@summersol5 3 жыл бұрын

This is the most factual standup I've heard

@hlegler 3 жыл бұрын

10/10 comedy GOLD!!!! WORTH REWATCHING!!

@velislavastaneva6825 3 жыл бұрын

Is the seat broke?no u r broke ! U r flying spirit 😂😂😂

@nickyoung3252 3 жыл бұрын

Killed it!

@stephanielovesjesus1346 3 жыл бұрын

*********FUNNY GUY!!!!!!!!******** **** LOTS OF FUN -THE WHOLE SHOW WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!*****

@philipjordan6789 3 жыл бұрын

Great show....original material

@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын

“Funk Powder” sounds like a comedy R&B group

@nayelidalton5703 3 жыл бұрын

“Til it gave you spina bifida” 😂😂 !

@aaronpetersen2736 3 жыл бұрын

I have spina bifida and it was kinda cringey lol

@nayelidalton5703 3 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah Me 2

@ninamorris7291 3 жыл бұрын

Solid win from start to finish 🤣

@sapphirestar3068 3 жыл бұрын

I gotta find more shows with this guy!! His beat boxin skills 💯💯💯👌

@chaserandazzo3738 3 жыл бұрын

Bravo! Well done!

@kipthecourtjester 3 жыл бұрын

I really really liked this guy! Fantastic set! Clever!

@kellywelch9653 3 жыл бұрын

Funny and witty!!

@jessability4338 3 жыл бұрын

We Used to Whip It Good you Whipper Snappers. Devo😂

@tomarnold7284 3 жыл бұрын

"Nobody knew what they were, but everyone was avoiding them." - Welcome to the twenty first century.

@tarahalfbubbleoff 3 жыл бұрын

Outrageously funny! Nothing but love ❤

@brendayah8056 3 жыл бұрын

Black cats matter. BCM hilarious.The play on words is so clever. Thanks.

@thelonelytuba1972 3 жыл бұрын

It was an underappreciated joke

@live.life.secure.coaching 3 жыл бұрын

Omg that killed me 🤣🤣🤣

@BrigitteNP 3 жыл бұрын

Super funny!! Great job!!

@NVRainbowmaker 3 жыл бұрын

Great set bro!!!!

@deborahadcock978 3 жыл бұрын

Funny guy!!!👏🏻

@rogersledz6793 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

@dennishong9107 3 жыл бұрын

"Stank Sticks" & "Funky Powder". What a laugh ... Gas ...

@dennishong9107 3 жыл бұрын

"Downward Facing...Fog...Fart". What a hoot !!!

@amyamy9482 3 жыл бұрын

OMG, I say “whipper snappers” all the time🤣😂😅

@lindseyhussey6450 Жыл бұрын

$50 for emotional baggage on spirit airlines-gold😂😂😂

@NickvonZ 3 жыл бұрын

Best rap I've EVER heard! And I appreciate the lesson!

@rudevalve 3 жыл бұрын

Certified Gold!!!!!

@jmdmcarr 3 жыл бұрын

I love when a man loves cats! To me that's everything!

@wdrumz 3 жыл бұрын

As a man I won't date women obsessed with dogs. Most are psychologically insane I learned and observed. One could argue borderline narcissistic and delusional at that too. Definitely gravitate towards cat lovers. Dogs love anyone. Cats take time and hard work to figure out. Like humans. Funny most dog nutters I know hate people too. Interesting. Cats don't bend over backwards for someone who hasn't earned their trust and affection. In relationships world, that's healthy.

@sophiabultena6781 3 жыл бұрын

I am owned by 8 wonderful parrots, 5 amazing dogs, 2 bottle baby cats that I rescued and fed, 4 milk goats, 12 chickens, 5 horses, and 4 donkeys (2 are prego) and my lovely husband doesn't mind any of them ❤❤❤

@s.akhtarjoomun263 3 жыл бұрын

I do like cats. I just adopted one 2 days ago. And people tell me it's not common of a man to like cats. I am a straight married 40-year-old male. And I love cats. I just hate following the crowd.

@uuprocom-investorshop7711 3 жыл бұрын

I hate cats.

@uuprocom-investorshop7711 3 жыл бұрын

@Evolution Hotline I respect that. I like cat people I just hate cats.

@LionOfNobility 3 жыл бұрын

This guy was pretty funny, definitely enjoyed!

@miriaml.150 3 жыл бұрын

Fun and funny!!

@LadyVoldemort 3 жыл бұрын

I believe he got girls swarming around him after each show because many girls like funny cat daddies with smart cars!!! 😄😄👍👍❤ I can relate to him easily, too, so I found him hilarious!

@tiktoktreasury5642 3 жыл бұрын

Do we have any chubby chasers? HAHA I'm easy to catch. HAHA

@JanetDabson Ай бұрын

You are so funny!!! Thank you for reminding me how good it feels to laugh !!

@jiliangoslin7616 3 жыл бұрын

"Boots and cats" 😂😂

@frogsoda 3 жыл бұрын

I once met a native girl from Alaska and called her an Eskimo. She said, "I'm an Aleut!"

@denisecampbell8648 3 жыл бұрын

You are awesome! I laughed the whole time😃

@jodirenaud7917 3 жыл бұрын

Right? Me too!

@susanw9475 3 жыл бұрын

Excellent.

@TheNiteNinja19 3 жыл бұрын

This is a great act, reminds me of early Jim gaffigan.

@lavenderpants8695 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@jasonmarquis5547 3 жыл бұрын

Its they way he talks. And his voice

@annettee5428 3 жыл бұрын

@@lavenderpants8695 1

@pennyb2245 Ай бұрын

Really good 😂😂

@CedricsMom 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is hilarious!

@deborahnielsen9163 Жыл бұрын

You are indeed funny awesome

@imjustsaying7300 3 жыл бұрын

Very funny 😂thanks

@user-sg8wf5qo9s Жыл бұрын

The man is hilarious 😏

@theappraiserlady 9 ай бұрын

Funny and great delivery

@Earthy9025 Жыл бұрын

😂 He’s great!

@EndisNai 3 жыл бұрын

I thought that I was the only American who can't stand ranch 🤢 dressing. Glad I'm not alone!!

@sapphirestar3068 3 жыл бұрын

Me, too

@davypig571 3 жыл бұрын

We are not alone, some are just afraid to admit it!

@michaelkler8191 Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@sapphirestar3068 3 жыл бұрын

Really genuinely enjoyed this guy!! ☺

@payableondeath9091 Жыл бұрын

he delivered his set well while interacting with the audience perfectly

@payableondeath9091 Жыл бұрын

WOMEN GO OUT WITH THIS DUDE SO WE CAN HEAR MORE FUNNIES😂👏

@ginatriana1523 3 жыл бұрын

Very clever humor, seems like the audience lagged a bit...

@genxis6097 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he was great. Audience was slow.

@Vincent-ke5zn Ай бұрын

This guy is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😂😅

@MatthewSmith-cp3hu Жыл бұрын

the grocery store lingo was really good

@karincerstvik3840 3 жыл бұрын

Firemen have the ladders; they can can bring down the cats.

@Solyolvimir 3 жыл бұрын

I was really expecting crickets to just start pouring out from the ceiling and attacking Jesse. That was beyond Gertrude levels of punnage lmao

@maryksnyder1155 Ай бұрын

All cats matter! 😂 Cops on Segway …. Hop on Spoon me!!😂🤣😂

@baierouge 3 жыл бұрын

He's giving me real Jerry from Rick and Morty vibes 🤣 just close your eyes

@jasoncarlile7825 8 ай бұрын

When you said ghetto blaster I instantly love you

@GrassManKey 3 жыл бұрын

I love the whole blueprint thing awesome job

@chrisdarion808 2 жыл бұрын

awww this guy is so adorable. I can pinch him.

@janeksobieralski7334 3 жыл бұрын

Started rough but when he got comfortable it just got better and better, nice work man

@zestranfaubert6860 3 жыл бұрын

16th. Fun guy. How to cook with hate? Slap the chicken.

@jovoorheescollinsmphbsnbch6245 3 жыл бұрын

Great set!!!! Had me rollin! I'm gonna try the boots and cats beboxin 😁🤣💯🙏👌

@anthonyg6083 3 жыл бұрын

this guys amazing

@crbcgirl 2 ай бұрын

😂 I love the "glutens" plural

@kaidwyer 3 жыл бұрын

Merna - that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while

@colormedubious4747 3 жыл бұрын

I have about 200 clients -- and TWO of them are named "Myrna." Welcome to the southwestern USA.

@lararomont8348 3 жыл бұрын

I’m calling it stank sticks now too.

@marshawoods4983 3 жыл бұрын

Just discovered this guy he is very very funny and not bad looking wish I was 20 years younger I would be a Chubby chaser Ha Hah

@yourfavoriteneighborhoodni1268 3 жыл бұрын

I came to the vid looking through comments before watching vid and saw your weird a*s looking comment before starting the vid.

@BlueberryFundip 3 жыл бұрын

Down girl...gross

@edgarflores5569 3 жыл бұрын

You still can, it's up to you ma'am! 😉

@insomnia12 3 жыл бұрын

@@yourfavoriteneighborhoodni1268 how do you feel now?

@kbean5338 3 жыл бұрын

Great Stuff. I really enjoyed his whole show!

@christyann2002 3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah!!! I wanna snuggle in your awesomeness!!!

@marciawhite692 3 жыл бұрын

Very funny. I like him

@spencerarmistead2137 3 жыл бұрын

Youre amazing and you can definitely tell when he started getting more comfortable on stage

@DaferrFN 3 жыл бұрын

This is really funny.

@Vincent-ke5zn Ай бұрын

The Eskimo joke is funny and getting funnier after that

@maje4120 3 жыл бұрын

My type of guy!!

@tmorales1969 Жыл бұрын

This guy tells dad jokes. I LOVE dad jokes!!!

@MH-iq5mx 3 жыл бұрын

This guy 😂 😂 😂

@cosmicsciencewitholiver7328 Жыл бұрын

Blue hivey😂 good set

@demilynn4179 3 жыл бұрын

- it was spirit...- me : sounds dangerous... - and if your spirit is flying I am pretty sure ..you dead..

@fabulousfamily564 Жыл бұрын

Hippie drive by. I kinda want to try it. 😁

@catherinegilliam4202 3 жыл бұрын

EATS BISCUITS!! 😂🤣😅

@dylantapp4245 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I am joining Myrna, we're bout to follow this dude everywhere!🤣

@ashleywilliams9732 3 жыл бұрын

He’s funny!

@61ROMIN Жыл бұрын

Well done my man!

@jennibean71 Жыл бұрын

This guys awesome! His rapping…😂😂

@margottfajuri7602 Жыл бұрын

Great comedian. Super funny😂.

@MsVanessa512 Жыл бұрын

I loved him!🤣🤣

@deewestenberger6725 3 жыл бұрын

He's funny ! I have to try to share this...

@edwardwicks304 3 жыл бұрын

Funny!🤣

@lizdestefano4905 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've lived in South Carolina for 14years and that is real old Southern slang! I know it and I've never used it but it funny when you hear it and love it! I love this Guy!! He should make the cookie burgers! chapter 1, I'm dying on the group text comment! I'm in group text and it's because its part of my job and I hate it too!! I've been on group text in my personal phone and thats worse! Back in the day! I love him, I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥💚 I turned 30 6 months ago and I'm saying stuff like, "back in my day!" I hate picky eaters my nephew omg he's picky as crap ugh