Babies Look Like Potatoes. Andy Hendrickson

Babies Look Like Potatoes. Andy Hendrickson - Full Special

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Babies look like potatoes, we all think it, Andy Hendrickson is just the only one brave enough to say it. Whether it's living in the shadows of your brothers success, or just not feeling sure how you should feel about the way a newborn baby looks And Hendrickson's full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.
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@slayer8actual 2 жыл бұрын

Having been in Iraq and a recipient of a coffee donation, his joke about "What kind of message do you want to send them?" "Gee, I don't know......stay alert?" hit me as especially funny. By the way, thank you very much, coffee donors! It was all greatly appreciated!

@TheWriterWalker 2 жыл бұрын

Slayer Mack, thank YOU for your service. 🤗

@hummingbird_saltalamakia 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service

@edithdlp8045 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service 🇺🇸

@jhunsuc1239 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service!

@maximus-decimus-meridius 9 ай бұрын

Awesome stuff bro thanks for sharing 🫡

@MrEightygrit 3 жыл бұрын

Put me down, taught me a life lesson, and wrote a joke, all in one move! Lol his brother must be fun

@blankshaliburton277 3 жыл бұрын

He was great and what a great audience

@markcahill892 3 жыл бұрын

Hbu hhh

@donnalizer7211 3 жыл бұрын

Pppppppp

@nancyanderson6404 2 жыл бұрын

You are a four-star admiral in comedy!

@andyhendrickson3208 Жыл бұрын

Thanks Nancy!

@nmducre 11 ай бұрын

Aww that's sweet 😊

@mazsroy9 5 ай бұрын

Yes, totally agree. ❤

@paulrevere2379 2 жыл бұрын

Very smooth comedian.

@mistiinseattle Жыл бұрын

Finally found a great comedian who keeps it clean!

@cw4608 3 жыл бұрын

“I have to replay conversations I had a year ago” so true

@avianna7738 3 жыл бұрын

...As someone who is currently on dating sites, him finding a 100% perfect match-and it ending up being with himself-had me in tears. 😂

@susanhowe163 3 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@VesnaVK 3 жыл бұрын

Note to self: don't read the comments before getting all the way through the video, because there are people who spoil the jokes.

@melvinshelton8448 2 жыл бұрын

Ariana. You got that right. In high school, I dated a couple of girls with personality profiles like that. Once each.

@jeannierusso2134 2 жыл бұрын

Please everyone. Carefully on the dating sites. People r not always who they say or pretend that they r ??? It tough 2 trust the internet with everything.. some things. Just do on your own ??

@sparkycjb 2 жыл бұрын

When I was in Iraq, if we got a pound of coffee with a note, "Stay alert" I think I'd have died from laughing.

@E.V.E.L.Y.n.W Жыл бұрын

Same. When both of my parents were in Iraq they would talk about how much coffee they would get all the time.

@edithdlp8045 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service 🇺🇸

@jhunsuc1239 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service!

@pastorryker 3 жыл бұрын

"I dont know...stay alert I guess." Lmao

@graciemoore479 3 жыл бұрын

My baby sister is nicknamed potato, and it's practically replaced her name so I immediately clicked this video, very excited!

@catc6050 3 жыл бұрын

When my friend's kid was little, his head was really big so we called him Mr. Potato Head 😆

@pocasanchez 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm "tater"...pretty sure my family has forgotten my real name at this point. Naturally, when my kids were born, they were called "tater tots"🥔😂

@LordDad Жыл бұрын

My daughter has a nickname of Tater

@RandomBoxingGuy 2 жыл бұрын

You can usually tell w/in the first minute or 2 whether a comedian is good or great… you sir, are Great at your job! Thanks for the laughs!

@catbert7 Жыл бұрын

And that's when you dog-ear the video.

@ldy2hzlft1111 3 жыл бұрын

I miss my mom calling me daily, talking to me about nothing. More than once a day. She was a sweetheart❤

@latinainwpb 2 жыл бұрын

So sorry for your loss. 😢

@laespanola2614 2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss, Marlee. There is only one mom in this world...

@alysononoahu8702 2 жыл бұрын

Daily, just to check in

@kathleenkalman4796 Жыл бұрын

My mom used to call me 20 times a day. Now she doesn't understand talking on the phone. My brother put her in a home after my stroke. I miss tucking her in at nite. She's too far away & I don't have a car.

@viviennewolf9181 Жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss. Just hold it close to your heart that you and her had a great relationship some people don't get that.❤

@juleenlees9667 3 жыл бұрын

He was really funny. Very relaxed and just kept going with the jokes and his sketch was very smooth.

@Qolus 3 жыл бұрын

Part of why he's an excellent comedian is that he's NOT relaxed, but he can maintain all that!

@LadyVoldemort 2 жыл бұрын

He's also very handsome actually, I didn't notice it at first (because I'm just listening while crocheting). This is my second view.

@notsofast60 3 жыл бұрын

A superb drybar act, excellent self deprecating material and delivery. Great stuff!

@TheOldHippiebilly Жыл бұрын

"Namaste. Egg whites." absolutely floored me! Love this guy.

@ilovecats9336 3 жыл бұрын

Hearing people order at Starbucks is like listening to a foreign language.

@liverbirdxoxo1984 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I just get a tea... I never know what to order or how to order it! Should have to study for a test before you enter!

@williammason9789 2 жыл бұрын

And they look at you like, "Get a life, this is Starbucks!" If you just want a CUP OF COFFEE!!!!!!!

@emmaabdul-jabbar3458 2 жыл бұрын

I worked at a cafe when I was a kid, and I could always tell who the starbucks customers were because they'd say their order backwards, act like I knew what grande meant, and pronounce espresso 'expresso'..

@blackened144 2 жыл бұрын

Steve Martin did it first in LA Story. "I'll take a half double decaffeinated half caf. With a twist of lemon."

@havital1 Жыл бұрын

I refuse to buy anything from the hypocrites at Starbucks.....

@denisefarmer366 3 жыл бұрын

Andy is absolutely the best!! His timing and material is matchless. More Andy!!♥️

@markiahendrix60 3 жыл бұрын

I loved that part about drinking from a water hose as a young boy... There IS indeed a VERY distinct flavor of that water 💧 we all loved SO well. 😏

@lewislewis103 2 жыл бұрын

It is called lead. Most water spout bibs, even today, are leaded.

@markiahendrix60 2 жыл бұрын

@@lewislewis103 Even today they are? Wow. That is news to me... 😬 Thanks for the heads up Lewis!

@lewislewis103 2 жыл бұрын

@@markiahendrix60 Yes! Isn't that nuts? I looked forever for a bib without it. I was shocked they sold them at all but nobody reads labels, I guess☹

@markiahendrix60 2 жыл бұрын

@@lewislewis103 Well, I will be more careful about reading the labels in the future! I have a mind to go to Lowes this afternoon and ask for one specifically. 🤨 That's crazy... Also, I grew up on a small horse farm. I love that paint horse in your profile.

@julien.4617 2 жыл бұрын

@@lewislewis103 Buzz kill😑🤣🤣

@_sheebie 3 жыл бұрын

Awe...SO FUNNY 😂 thank you, I sure needed this. Excellent video......"let the baby air out a little bit." Hilarious.

@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 3 жыл бұрын

Asian Pear. Also - the Arctic Penguin. THAT absolutely took me out! Thank you Dry Bar.

@Lea2340 3 жыл бұрын

Andy, Andy, Andy you are sooo funny! Your mannerism, facial language and timing is the best...mix it all together and that makes you one funny dude!

@ayan6759 Жыл бұрын

Andy is Next Level Comedy, haven't laughed like that for a long while!

@brianmaguire6814 Жыл бұрын

As a Marine infantryman who worked in the ward room, I can assure you that if the admirals had a picnic, none of them would be carrying anything. Maybe a drink and a cigar.

@teaganna5970 3 жыл бұрын

Lol I always said newborns look like aliens.

@fish7678 3 жыл бұрын

My mom had a dream where I looked like Yoda when I was born. This was before I was born and she told everyone and now I can't live it down. Anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

@penniewyatt9391 3 жыл бұрын

They look like little old men.

@piers995 3 жыл бұрын

As a Brit, I loved the tea jokes 😉

@DrakeW 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is great!

@Adam_Ch739 3 жыл бұрын

old school type of comedy i like it

@lamchopz9310 3 жыл бұрын

"Enjoy your coffee you savage" LMAO

@dmisso42 Жыл бұрын

When I lived "at home" my father had a Dachshund. Sometimes he (the dog!) needed some medication in pill form. This dog ate his half pound of raw meat in three gulps and his favourite food was liver. To administer the medication my mother would cut a slit in a piece of liver and "hide" the pill. Meal time and the dog wolfed down his three mouthful. Thirty seconds later he'd spit the pill out.

@LilyRose013 3 жыл бұрын

He was great and what a great audience

@biblicalgarden Жыл бұрын

You are one of the funniest comedians I've seen on Drybar. I watch Drybar because i love comedy but don't enjoy hearing profanity or jokes about casual sex. Not all of the comedians are great but I really think you have the rhythm, the timing for great comedy that makes all your jokes that much better. I laughed out loud and I hope you keep working to develop your comedy career.

@andyhendricksoncomedy 7 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@ekolteenarp Жыл бұрын

The tootsiepop analogy got me laughing very hard! The whole set was amazing. Thank you!

@lisakruse-ei8iz Жыл бұрын

Oh my… this guy has it all! His bits are tapping into my thoughts!!

@emmanolan6643 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is amazing I was laughing hard all the way through

@IvoryIto14 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@gorg6151 2 жыл бұрын

@@IvoryIto14 * As was I

@imonmyway317 3 жыл бұрын

Pure gold. Relatable, superb delivery, amazing content. What more can I say 🥉

@youichiminagawa2554 3 жыл бұрын

Love his and his brother's relationship with their mom. Great material too! Watched it all the way to the end. :)

@elainedavis3562 3 жыл бұрын

Oh the woman at work how accurate!!!

@RalphSampson... 3 жыл бұрын

Wow. He wasn't kidding. His brother really did accomplish all that....I just Googled it.

@RalphSampson... 3 жыл бұрын

@T. Unique Just Google "Rear Admiral Brian Hendrickson". It's all there.

@imonmyway317 3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 😂

@dillongage7628 3 жыл бұрын

Well I would hope so. It's gonna piss a lot of people off if you make up Admiral. Dont think it's illegal but people would be upset.

@kevinblehl5145 3 жыл бұрын

It's cool to hear that this guy is from my home state of New Jersey

@lukey1989 3 жыл бұрын

@@dillongage7628 it's called Stolen Valor. To impersonate anyone, from a military background. Or claim to have earned medals, or claim to have served, when you haven't etc. You can be jailed for it. You can be given a criminal record. But and sadly so, the law has to many grey area's, Which makes it easier for imposters to win case's. On youtube type in stolen valor video's, And you have some real military guy's, taking on imposters in public. Its amusing to watch them be caught out😂 But sad as well, because it fucks with veterans etc, and that's despicable. The law was started in 2005 by bush i believe, and finished by Obama when he was in power.

@cw4608 3 жыл бұрын

Those aren’t potato babies, they’re tater tots

@mandielou 3 жыл бұрын

I had friends that called their children that... And then there's me, that called my children monkeys. Lol

@RhondaB4thesong 3 жыл бұрын

@@mandielou SuperNanny: "Cheeky Monkey".😄

@shaunaleessnackidies 3 жыл бұрын

Well played!

@catc6050 3 жыл бұрын

I have what I call tater tots, but they aren't kids. If you ever watch Family Guy you'll understand what I'm saying 😆

@tracybae20 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@luizastorga5350 3 жыл бұрын

SPF Brian 😆

@romaneo789 3 жыл бұрын

But... I love asian pears. Seriously they do exist and they are refreshing af.

@IvoryIto14 3 жыл бұрын

All I got to say is 👏,😂, and ✨ LLLOOOVVEEEEDDD IT

@johnshuster9475 Жыл бұрын

Fun stories, especially about admiral bro and mom. Thanks!

@kerrywood4164 Жыл бұрын

Yep, I googled it. There is an admiral Brian Hendrickson 😂

@Serenade2461 3 жыл бұрын

So according to his brother, the secret to success is NOT keeping up with the Kardashians

@lourias 3 жыл бұрын

So what is my problem? I don't keep up with any famous person. ... oh, ya, PAIN from pancreatitis.

@angelafranklin2267 3 жыл бұрын

What are Kardashians? Lol

@gorg6151 2 жыл бұрын

@@angelafranklin2267 Melodramatic people who argue and have cameramen swarming them constantly, would you like to keep up with them?

@greatmindsthinkalike1378 2 жыл бұрын

@@gorg6151 😂😂

2 жыл бұрын

@@lourias yeah that's the secret secret to success: not having chronic pain.

@evientually 2 жыл бұрын

Dude! I've been saying it for years! YES babies look like potatoes!!! And so do puppies!

@LordDad Жыл бұрын

I think they look like Winston Churchill

@worldofcats9611 3 жыл бұрын

Best comedian EVER!!! No, I mean it!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@vicleaken 2 жыл бұрын

Rarely lol these days, but this fellow really hit the laugh button for me.

@HomeTipsAndTricks 3 жыл бұрын

Dry white toast. Then? I'm STILL wiping tears! If there is such a thing as "Too Funny", THIS is it! Oh, my stomach hurts. --Fink

@oOISekaIOo 2 жыл бұрын

When you’re barista and you listen to how his Starbucks order joke doesn’t make sense lol

@peterpaulmedia7887 3 жыл бұрын

The chicken tastes depressed 🤣

@tomfoolery5526 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is amazing I was laughing hard all the way through

@laurieherman1215 2 жыл бұрын

One of my daughter was a preemie baby by the time she hit two months old she looked like a Lego man with a helmet on. She had basically no neck a big head and a square shaped body. Boy was she an ugly duckling. Now she is gorgeous with fiery red hair with a personality to match. 😁😂🤣

@dylantapp4245 2 жыл бұрын

I just died that whole time🤣☠️☠️ Outstanding performance!!!

@pennyb2245 9 ай бұрын

Funny:). Especially loved the wine-snob stuff.

@DarrenWellhoefer 2 жыл бұрын

Stop making smoothies at 6am LOL!!!!!!!!

@jamalryant254 3 жыл бұрын

I watched this 3 times,he's smooth &funny

@jessicaruby1ify 3 жыл бұрын

He's fantastic! His timing is spot on. 😊🤣🤣

@wakawakaabby4779 3 жыл бұрын

Stay up and worry with me 😅.

@Habitualizehealthcoaching Жыл бұрын

Mom gives all the reports!! This is literally the reason why I don’t have to really call my siblings LOL

@tally1604 3 жыл бұрын

He's very funny.

@MsGaella 3 жыл бұрын

Very funny. Intelligent and good timing,

@javabeanthecoffiewhisper2585 3 жыл бұрын

Lol,I can relate to the coffee jokes..im a coffee junkie 🤣🤣

@defcononehalf1 3 жыл бұрын

Very Intelligent and or really good script. 5stars would rate again!

@catc6050 3 жыл бұрын

Remember though, his brother helped write his jokes! 😆

@HomeTipsAndTricks 3 жыл бұрын

Catherine, you're what we call "meaner than ". ...but funny! 🤣

@catc6050 3 жыл бұрын

@@HomeTipsAndTricks it's not the 1st time I've been called that 😬🤣

@BlockBoyWez 3 жыл бұрын

This special is Golden Andy 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for all the relateable mom jokes

@catswillruletheworld 2 жыл бұрын

His description of his mom in voicemail is how my mom is XD A whole lot of info dumping with no real point at the end

@TaharkahX 3 жыл бұрын

He's awesome. Very funny 😁😆

@tugadog9178 3 жыл бұрын

Very funny. Love the ADM joke. Navy veteran.

@jhunsuc1239 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service!

@BebeSarah 3 жыл бұрын

The wine tasting bit is hilarious

@hazelatwood2292 2 жыл бұрын

YES! 🙌. I’m really feeling this guy! LUV YOU, Andy Hendrickson! 🤩

@andyhendrickson3208 Жыл бұрын

Thank you Hazel!

@catbert2412 3 жыл бұрын

ah now i know why every now & then i get that "all circuits are busy" message when making a call 🤣

@Nol. 3 жыл бұрын

The best way to describe an Asian pear is a mixture between a pear and an apple with extra water. Whoever says they can taste that in a wine is BSing!

@Reubentheimitator6572 2 жыл бұрын

I agree with your description.

@rubygarcia3327 3 жыл бұрын

i'm laughing so hard! i almost spit out my tea

@davypig571 3 жыл бұрын

I’m tasting lady bug crap in this wine.

@m0dNaR4lyfe 3 жыл бұрын

Freaking hilarious!!😂

@Raybo-68 2 жыл бұрын

Gateway drug for... Starbucks Lemon Pound Cake... That stuff holds value like prescious metals

@Raybo-68 2 жыл бұрын

Scrapbooking cult could lead to Shadow Box addiction

@stitchface008 7 ай бұрын

Very hilarious! Excellent pacing and delivery!

@boldcautionproductions9203 3 жыл бұрын

Top-shelf material.

@jacobdavis2232 11 ай бұрын

That tootsie pop bit got me 😂😂😂

@Pandaluv75 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious

@michellejohnsen912 3 жыл бұрын

Love this guy!

@jeremythelander5024 3 жыл бұрын

The "naners" is my favorite! 🤣

@chrisbaize8084 Жыл бұрын

His facial expressions are hilarious😅

@craffte Жыл бұрын

Very charming guy. Nice.

@chrisautrey5051 3 жыл бұрын

I agree, starbucks is like ordering something from another planet. Rediculous crap.

@edithdlp8045 Жыл бұрын

And over-priced. I prefer coffee from in n out or McDonald's (regular coffee), cheaper and better tasting.

@rogersledz6793 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much Dry Bar for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

@kelss2023 3 жыл бұрын

He is HILARIOUS

@mznaeture 2 жыл бұрын

YAAAS DOGGY NATIONNN 🐕🤸😘

@michealbohmer2871 2 жыл бұрын

I looked it up, he really is an Admiral! Navy Rear Admiral Brian Hendrickson (retired).

@AprilHart 3 жыл бұрын

A gem!! i laughed so much!!!!

@lukey1989 3 жыл бұрын

Totally relate to the highway joke😂 multiple time's 😂

@ikreate4u 3 жыл бұрын

The best! I laughed in every segment. Definitely going to go to the app to add to the tip jar!

@happyreaper11 3 жыл бұрын

Love the DryBar but ads every 3 min?!

@AJKPenguin 2 жыл бұрын

_I think it looks like a potato, kind of right now, potato with eyes._ Oh that's right, potatoes have eyes.

@HF-eu2ei 3 жыл бұрын

SO funny!😂

@catherinegilliam4202 3 жыл бұрын

SUPERINTENDENT!!🤣😂

@jennifer9047 3 жыл бұрын

I fully intend to be super. Tomorrow...

@dabeezkneez8716 Жыл бұрын

Great set and excellent delivery.

@gsd.hondoYT 3 жыл бұрын

The wine part killed me!

@Mr_Wil_Walker 3 жыл бұрын

Actually, Asian pears are a distinct fruit and taste very differently from pears. We got some at an orchard last year and they are amazing! 10/10 would recomend, way better than pears!