When Both Of Your Parents Are U.S. Marines. Mary Gallagher

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3 ай бұрын

When both of your parents are U.S. Marines, it can make for some pretty interesting conversations, or at least that's been the case for Mary Gallagher. In this clip from her first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Mary Gallagher talks about her parents, her daughter, and what it's like being newly single. Whether you're someone who has military parents. or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Mary Gallagher is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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@12thDecember 3 ай бұрын

"impeached by two-thirds of the house." 😄

@paulvamos7319 3 ай бұрын

😂 I imagine it was her and the dog! 😅

@AdManOfChaos 3 ай бұрын

I’m trying to figure out who was the remaining third

@paulvamos7319 3 ай бұрын

@@AdManOfChaos he was 🤣

@cojones8518 3 ай бұрын

Little 5 yo Mary: "Mom! Dad! Have you seen my crayons?" Mom: Dad: Rah!

@john2g1 3 ай бұрын

So few people will get close to getting that joke. As an Army vet I laughed harder than I... No... I laughed the exact amount warranted.

@durnhand9524 2 ай бұрын

This was funnier than the whole video

@Blacksonaudio 3 ай бұрын

Great material. I chuckled a few times. Think the delivery was just missing something . Hope to see more of her though cause some of it was really good.

@MomentsInTrading 3 ай бұрын

This comment sums up my feelings as well. Most of the material was good, but the delivery seemed a bit unenthusiastic. I’m not sure how else to put it. It’s like- It could get the audience rolling, but it’s missing some umphh.

@toddstarkey6820 3 ай бұрын

Yeah. She is hot

@kwg5044 3 ай бұрын

Omg. I laughed at nobody laughing at your donut in the middle joke. You're on fire darlin'

@paulvamos7319 3 ай бұрын

😂 Agree 💯👍

@kwg5044 3 ай бұрын

@@paulvamos7319 are you a veteran? Not trying to be confrontational, I just think her audience is a people of rougher stuff

@paulvamos7319 3 ай бұрын

@@kwg5044 I never got the pleasure to serve but my family is military. My grandma put the wiring in the wings of the planes my grandpa jumped out of as an Airborne Ranger in WW2! My mom was M.A.S.H. in Vietnam and both mom and grandpa had P.T.S.D. 😢 I have a daughter who is German in the German Marines as a sniper! I figured she was funny and I heard a bit of laughter especially when she said she moved from California to the US! 🤣

@toddstarkey6820 3 ай бұрын

@@kwg5044A few “Trump is bad” jokes would have won that audience for sure. And yes, I am a veteran. Somehow, I think this young lady will make it, we will see her again.

@markmitchell457 3 ай бұрын

The timing was off. Keep working on it. Don't give up.

@jonathanparnell3175 3 ай бұрын

the timing and cadence is off, good point. She also needs a better facial reaction and better confidence at punch lines. Don't wait for people to laugh to know you're funny. Know you're funny, be confident, and the laughs will come.

@eponymousIme 2 ай бұрын

That was my impression, too. Material was pretty good, but the rhythm of the delivery needs to be tighter.

@calicokush 2 ай бұрын

@@jonathanparnell3175she's a character actress, this is her schtick... so, her standup has always been like this. Yeah, it does feel like she could do better with a solid workshop and hanging out with more rowdy but down and out comics; the kind of crowd you're constantly workshopping material with or doing rapid fire battles. But don't expect her to... she's been on nationwide late night talk shows and played spots on top sitcoms. It's hard to get a standup to refine their act and stage persona, when they have other means of opening doors and have been performing for years. Heck, it's difficult to get any ol' dawg to learn new tricks. Hence, most comics repeat the same acts every special.. other performers are the same way. Too many the greats (well, those that served as teachers/mentors) have passed, plus so many working opportunities now... few feel the need to improve and instead just shop around for another venue. It's a shame, really.

@TheAgiovannym 3 ай бұрын

Work in progress. She’s getting the hang of it. Stick with it and you’ll get better

@richar2679 3 ай бұрын

Being a comic is really hard, not everyone laughs at everything, so to move a crowd is hard, so she just have to keep going experience at any job always helps plus some advice for others that do it, she has the courage part down, it take that alone to even get out there and try, so she’ll be alright once she get that experience and advice,

@legocielo 3 ай бұрын

Nah she just sucks

@katecole6237 3 ай бұрын

That was not good. And the audience agreed

@jayboogie7956 3 ай бұрын

A+ for effort

@kargen1963 3 ай бұрын

I think she did well. Has a lot of potential, but needs to work on delivery, engagement, and segues.

@tripresidue 3 ай бұрын

I like it when y'all upload the ones that aren't good and leave the comments open.

@christopherwiley7117 2 ай бұрын

Good thing it had a laugh track.

@kwg5044 3 ай бұрын

"Former husband" is sweet Marine language. It's in your blood beautiful

@luannhouck5050 3 ай бұрын

I liked her. She’ll only get better. Imitating her parents is a kick, the living in L. A. thing is great and I really get it, and ppl laying Cinderella cracked me up. 😅 I’d like to go see her.

@marioStortuga 3 ай бұрын

I get the moving back to the US from California

@toddstarkey6820 3 ай бұрын

That was a keeper. She has promise in my opinion

@factsoverfiction7826 3 ай бұрын

Great material, love the military humor. Looking for more from Mary Gallagher.

@thatbroad5848 3 ай бұрын

So.. dissing military humor? Big difference.

@FigaroHey 3 ай бұрын

Delivery was off. Timing a bit lacking, but good material most of the time.

@leecherlarry 3 ай бұрын

she looks adorable 😍 . I'm charmed!

@Greybeard1357 3 ай бұрын

Since when are people youtubing their therapy sessions?

@paulvamos7319 3 ай бұрын

😂

@paulvamos7319 3 ай бұрын

You should listen to George Carlin, Christopher Titus, Bill Burr and many other comedians who say that getting on stage is just like therapy! 😂

@Raybo-68 3 ай бұрын

😅

@realemonful 3 ай бұрын

@@paulvamos7319 George carlin blows. He's like an immature kid with an anger problem.

@paulvamos7319 3 ай бұрын

@@realemonful He just telling the truth in joke form and I am one who loves him and am sad he is gone! Btw, have you seen the A.I. George Carlin that says it is not George Carlin and that it is A.I.?

@jamilleriggs7314 Ай бұрын

I think this is therapeutic for her.

@usauditresponse 3 ай бұрын

She's so cute! Keep it up, you'll get there. Can't wait to see the Netflix special once you have things ironed out.

@legocielo 3 ай бұрын

Are you serious?

@usauditresponse 3 ай бұрын

@@legocielo sometimes you just need to encourage someone a little instead of ripping them down on a keyboard. I said what I said, if you don't agree that's ok too. Peace

@gemsonlancecalub8824 3 ай бұрын

I think the joke is ok, its mainly the delivery

@majoroldladyakamom6948 3 ай бұрын

Jokes... there were several. ⚘️

@W.Rain. 3 ай бұрын

This didn't land with me, mostly felt sad for her and seems like this is part of an introductory therapy session. The delivery just wasn't there.

@cameronspeed9052 3 ай бұрын

Man, I was super excited for another dry bar. This does not follow up football comp well

@w.neuman 3 ай бұрын

"Hardy-Har Freakin' Har" !

@andyeriksoncomedy 3 ай бұрын

Unmarry Gallagher. lol love it.

@calebhunter7440 3 ай бұрын

Dunno why people don't like her. I thought she was alright. Main issue is the audience being underwhelmed, it's easier to laugh when other people are laughing. Good show ^^

@Ry---- 3 ай бұрын

She reads her material. She needs to tell it.

@papuciowy1465 Ай бұрын

It's certainly not family-friendly. She said she 'divorced'.

@juliuskwak1263 3 ай бұрын

It's like nothing is working and she's just shooting at random. "Maybe this, or this one! SURELY THIS ONE!"

@donnabarkdoll9093 3 ай бұрын

Yes.

@travislee9396 3 ай бұрын

Every comic has bad sets. She would keep me chuckling over dinner.

@MichelleT-so4we 3 ай бұрын

You were like the umpire growing up. lots of stories in there

@MediaLieDetector 3 ай бұрын

Enough with the dry “comedy”, let’s go to the BAR!

@whorn9295 3 ай бұрын

Seeing this makes makes me feel sorry for her. Who told her she was a comedian? 🙄

@crystalwhite5135 3 ай бұрын

HUGS TO MARY 😢

@GregHallArt 3 ай бұрын

If they were honest, honorable Marines who are good civilians, then they are NOT former Marines. 😜

@toddstarkey6820 3 ай бұрын

Thanks. There is no such thing, as a former Marine. Please, NEVER thank any Veteran for their service, because you don’t deserve it

@GregHallArt 3 ай бұрын

@@toddstarkey6820 perhaps you misunderstand my phrasing, my implication is this - Once A Marine, ALWAYS a Marine! I thank and talk to my Brothers everyday.

@red_words 3 ай бұрын

It was cute

@matthewbaxter6992 3 ай бұрын

More like acute.

@markinator8826 3 ай бұрын

I'm glad I didn't have to pay admission to this show...

@josephreber525 3 ай бұрын

Oorah 😎😎😎

@waltermoon1241 3 ай бұрын

I really like her jokes, I think some of the delivery was a little flat. but I also think this would have killed at a perhaps more urban audience.

@MichaelMattison 3 ай бұрын

2 marines and a daughter

@bretfisher7286 3 ай бұрын

She is so cute! Very pretty, and very funny.

@Dr.Reason 2 ай бұрын

It’s strange how it’s clear that she bombed… but I can’t figure out why.

@torbjrnjensen2589 3 ай бұрын

Beautiful, very cute and obviously bright lady. ❤👌 And very funnt too. 💯👍 I would use her spider app asap! 😊

@pamelawood7200 3 ай бұрын

Great material! Timing was fine. I see you going places!

@alanbrown5907 3 ай бұрын

Only 8 minutes and I still couldn't get through it.

@stephencurry8552 3 ай бұрын

Great set! The jokes about healthcare are awesome.

@blunttalkingoffspring 3 ай бұрын

😂❤

@jonathanhalk6732 3 ай бұрын

Wow...lets not do this again...

@xaviermack1449 3 ай бұрын

She’s funny, great work

@ConfusedPufferFish-fq4ji 3 ай бұрын

Give her a break!

@bluezy710 3 ай бұрын

She has some work to do on her delivery.

@RailroadJourneys 3 ай бұрын

She wasn’t funny right?

@cleroyster2610 3 ай бұрын

Waiting for a joke to be told , instead of this

@cherylcarlson3315 3 ай бұрын

The pain of divorcing shows through, try skipping that whole divorce dissertation and focus on you... actually don't need to know about your personal life. Hope things don't hurt so much soon.

@alexisblackheart565 2 ай бұрын

I liked her, her comedy reminded me of norm mcdonald. He had a very dry delivery that sometimes would fly right over you but this kind of comedy is golden, great job mary ❤️

@GamSpu 3 ай бұрын

Why women think that comedy is a therapy session about your family or sexlife?

@benwilson3433 3 ай бұрын

She was good!

@markjones2349 3 ай бұрын

Drop the marine part cause we all just feel sorry for you after that bit. Be a little more angry and try a few self deprecating jokes to feel relatable. Usually it's a cheap laugh but you should throw a good fart joke in there just to get a surprise laugh. Keep trying. Don't stop. You''ll learn something from every try.

@JaneDoe-ek4ue 3 ай бұрын

This video is about 8 minutes too long.

@ragnarlothbrok6240 3 ай бұрын

She tried... I guess

@TheNashvilleJason 3 ай бұрын

Am I the only one who didn’t laugh once?

@cindyweber5119 3 ай бұрын

Nope. I was kind of embarrassed for her !🫣

@rennstarr5737 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, she’s not funny

@debbieharkness7661 3 ай бұрын

I laughed at the California to USA one

@ianwebb8066 3 ай бұрын

Isn't this a struggle session?

@KennebecRedneck 3 ай бұрын

I gave a pity chuckle but by the end, I regretted it.

@MediaLieDetector 3 ай бұрын

No hecklers? Provo needs some work.

@christurnblom4825 2 ай бұрын

Only comics can find humor in child abuse. Gotta love it.

@lioness3963 3 ай бұрын

😂 🕷

@ChrisFraz33 3 ай бұрын

Was a MARINE??? You need a rolling leg bar from both Marines that birthed you! Smh My Father Died and Is Still A MARINE...once a MARINE always A MARINE!!!

@MbL5057 3 ай бұрын

sadly, it's her whole approach, she needs to change her delivery method, some material was ok, most of it not. she can be good though.

@durellbroadnax5196 3 ай бұрын

Yikes friendly fail 🤦‍♂️

@user-mk4cg7qk7i 3 ай бұрын

She’s got funny jokes, but her timing is way off. It’s like the dead air im between us what screws her up. She needs help,,, BAD !!!😮‍💨🥱🙄

@majoroldladyakamom6948 3 ай бұрын

... in between us.

@82Brightstar 3 ай бұрын

Sorry I didn’t like even ONE of her jokes! She doesn’t got any jokes 🤣

@randomroz545 3 ай бұрын

Tough crowd. She's funny. But not necessarily a LOL funny. More relatable humor. Crowd was not good.

@fangletterman-ng2ro 3 ай бұрын

The crowd was CONSERVATIVE, and her jokes bashed CONSER VATIVES

@michaelreese3950 3 ай бұрын

The “crowd” sounded like a laugh tract.

@rustylee1836 3 ай бұрын

The crowd laughed way more than she deserved. Good crowd. Bad comedian How can you say "tough crowd" and then say that she wasn't really a comedian that people laugh out loud at? If she's more of a nod-because-you -got-the-joke comedian how can you insult the crowd for reacting accordingly? The crowd was definitely better than she was.

@nicholasmclaughlin3675 3 ай бұрын

There is no such thing as a former marine , except maybe the dishonorable discharged ones.

@ao5431 3 ай бұрын

Rough watch

@PhoebeFayRuthLouise 3 ай бұрын

The audience did her wrong! I really thought she was funny!

@kenclark6940 3 ай бұрын

One trick pony, sadly all she loathes is what gave her any chance of success

@zazz69ed 3 ай бұрын

gave it two mins and had to bail out.....

@MediaLieDetector 3 ай бұрын

Who wrote this crap?

@krystynapodwalnaabebe4758 3 ай бұрын

Public confession it is, not funny at all, rather sad.

@terryh7894 3 ай бұрын

Just not funny some people have it some don't and she does not

@Piper_John 3 ай бұрын

Sad. She has nobody in her life to tell her this isn't going well.

@eprofessio 3 ай бұрын

Another single mom comedian. Wow.

@melissajeffnelson9787 3 ай бұрын

This absolutely sucks. I’ve never been so bored at a comedy skits. In this all the jokes are mediocre.

@majoroldladyakamom6948 3 ай бұрын

A comedy skit. Singular. Basic Subject-verb agreement. Just saying...😂

@Ethan7s 3 ай бұрын

@@majoroldladyakamom6948we found the fun guy at the parties.

@thatbroad5848 3 ай бұрын

She’s the less funny female Adam Corolla. Dude. Dissing your folks non stop is so soft. Just don’t.

@dancarter5103 3 ай бұрын

Poor girl she's not funny

@bowserjr.3212 3 ай бұрын

Cringe

@lauriegriffin1835 3 ай бұрын

Not funny

@starlessaeon3972 3 ай бұрын

Can we agree only 3% of women are funny

@fangletterman-ng2ro 3 ай бұрын

NO.

@W.Rain. 3 ай бұрын

Misogynist.

@Constance-cl3wg 3 ай бұрын

Why do you need other people to validate your thoughts? That’s really weak.

@josephg.3370 3 ай бұрын

She's not funny

@livemusic 3 ай бұрын

Sorry, but I NEVER click to play these videos when it’s a female comedian. It’s an odd phenomenon that female comedians compared to male comedians like the WMBA compares to the NBA. Sorry. But it’s true. Two minutes in and I’ve been proven right. Again, really weird phenomenon.

@stephenspencer4672 3 ай бұрын

She's glib yet not very funny.

@marloncuffy1989 3 ай бұрын

Omg you are not funny

@rscii497 3 ай бұрын

You can tell she's tapering down her inherent wokeness to an audience that would be less than appreciative of it. In addition, her delivery is NOT that good. But, what else should I expect when a grown woman is wearing 2 pigtails - unironically.