When Germans go on Vacation

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2 ай бұрын

Real life footage of an average German abroad. No one enjoys a good vacation like a German
Most parts were filmed in the city of the future of PARQ: parqubud.com
#germany #german #vacation

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2 ай бұрын

20 years ago in one small hotel in Crete, the whole german group went on a whole day trip and yet they still put their towels on all the sunbeds! So what did we (slovaks and czechs) do? We didn't agree with another german occupation, so we took their towels and threw them on a nearby wall.

@danieledragone423 2 ай бұрын

Very courageous…

@CA999 2 ай бұрын

I wonder what the 'reprisals' were... 🫣

@lemsip207 2 ай бұрын

A group of Britis in Spain rearranged the sunbeds with towels on them to form the Nazi symbol.

2 ай бұрын

@@CA999none, they didn't dare to do it again

@tomorrowneverdies567 2 ай бұрын

Did they invade you afterwards? 😂

@richardm9688 2 ай бұрын

Germans want to get away from their cold winter weather and experience a more relaxing lifestyle, but after a while all those things about Germany, like the cleanliness, the order, the rules, the structure of life, just brings them back with a renewed appreciation for Deutschland!

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

Pretty much!

@lemsip207 2 ай бұрын

The Brits can be like that too but with less order and cleanliness. Plus, they laugh more, which annoys the German tourists. Brits express most of their emotions with laughter as a displacement activity. Unfortunately, many of the Brits brought Ibiza home with them from the late 80s and behaved like they did there. What went on in Ibiza should stay in Ibiza. Ditto with the UK music festivals, which is why they need an army of security guards and stewards at each festival to corral them. But security and stewards need to eat and use the toilet and take showers too, so the infrastructure at festivals had to expand to accommodate them.

@leza4453 2 ай бұрын

@@RadicalLiving how would you know? I thought you live in Berlin 😂

@tobytopaz921 2 ай бұрын

compair to Americans ,-- soo much appreciated..❤❤❤

@wokeaf1337 2 ай бұрын

That is why they are world champions in travelling, everyone wants to escape heaven once in a while 🤣

@guxershmeg 2 ай бұрын

I am not German. But bread is very important. Yes.

@CA999 2 ай бұрын

Lucky he did not review the 'beer'!

@guxershmeg 2 ай бұрын

@@CA999 beer is liquid bread. If they can't bread, I have no illusion.

@bencze465 2 ай бұрын

I live in Bavaria since past 5 years, simple solution is not to have beer anywhere else. You may be lucky and find decent beer but not likely. Saves you a lot of disappointment. Maybe czech republik or belgium, but that's it.

@lobomalsano 2 ай бұрын

I know theres good and bad bread and I like to eat it, but at the same time it's just flour, and we should be eating less of it

@toomuchinformation 2 ай бұрын

@@lobomalsanoWhy should we be eating less of it?

@sohrabtaee 2 ай бұрын

That was your best and most accurate video so far! Still laughing...

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

oh wow, thanks!^^

@selinamarieabele8646 2 ай бұрын

lol you guys are rubbing off on me, I complain all the time now! @@RadicalLiving

@hanipasha8859 2 ай бұрын

How do you handle pork cravings?

@ajinkyamehere5365 2 ай бұрын

I loved that you used plenty of german in this video. Makes it 100x funnier. I didn't think I would enjoy such ashort video so much! And dude, what even is Weltschmerz?!? 🤣🤣

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

Glad you liked it! This is Weltschmerz: 😉 kzfaq.infoUgkxfiJHDt0pkBwqNfh7ikL8TtUypXQTNY_V?si=FTCIBRwvQFI3YPyY

@coalmiese 2 ай бұрын

It's like a huge contradiction between reality and expectation

@soulovelee_2433 2 ай бұрын

1:13 this is what happens when you only apply sunscreen to your nose 😂😂😂

@pxn748 2 ай бұрын

he was as red as red could be!

@liumahir 2 ай бұрын

Choose your Action is spot on. Especially Weltschmerz. 😂😂 Such an accurate description of german tourists. Bravo 👏👏👏😂😂😂

@rasmusbretzinger6539 2 ай бұрын

This video is just brilliant. I love the bread scene. As a German Weltschmerz hits me when I see Toast every time. Very relateable.

@lemsip207 2 ай бұрын

That bread is Danish in origin.

@krowaswieta7944 2 ай бұрын

@@lemsip207 Danskjävlar again

@rasmusbretzinger6539 2 ай бұрын

@@lemsip207 are you trying to provoke an other war? I guess I can forgive that, because the Danish manufacture remarkeable tablewear without which my gramdmas personallity would not be the same.

@Nunov103 2 ай бұрын

@@rasmusbretzinger6539 😂😂😂

@Frivals 2 ай бұрын

That's not bread, that's trash that neither pigs would eat, only USA eat that. 🐖

@DENADAGRACIA 2 ай бұрын

The advanced math😂 and the duckfood

@tj8499 2 ай бұрын

Greetings from Poland! ;) (the missing piece of concrete is already here).

@Jim-gf9tp 2 ай бұрын

“We need to free this country. Get the Panzer. “ Are you sure you’re not American?

@brownshuri4820 2 ай бұрын

I'm an Ausländer living in Germany. I can Vouch that the Germans are more American than the Americans themselves. In our group we call them Proto Americans.. They try to do everything US Daddy tells.. Their whole 21st century Zeitgeist has American influence and nothing German..

@robertbretschneider765 2 ай бұрын

Around 30% of Americans claim german heritage... u can tell where they got that from. Not that any other european big power was less greedy in the earlier times...

@pennyisaround6608 2 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment bro

@Schnittertm1 2 ай бұрын

He can't be American. There was no oil or WMD mentioned.

@MrElmag12 2 ай бұрын

No! They've freed Poland with their panzers in the past. Lol😊

@comrademayohasacheeseaddiction 2 ай бұрын

I'm not from Germany, but my Dad is, and seeing the "Thirty Minutes Early" part was very relatable and all of my German family (myself included) always gets everywhere really early. Great video, as expected from "Radical Living", und Vielen Dank!

@wf8933 2 ай бұрын

The beach is not like in the pictures 🤣🤣🤣🤣so true. Been there. done that.

@TheAntinowherelane 2 ай бұрын

"Choose your action" segments had me rolling 😂

@tinkatul 2 ай бұрын

Stressful resting! Nice.

@FrauWilhelmKlink 2 ай бұрын

That "blitzkrieg" got me🤣 **insert the 'Aw shit, Here we go again' meme here**

@wokeaf1337 2 ай бұрын

As a german I can confirm, especially the duck bread.

@TheShorty751 2 ай бұрын

As a fellow German I absolute agree on the "duck food" part.

@soc6253 2 ай бұрын

The only thing missing... is that all German go to Mallorca on their vacation XD

@lemsip207 2 ай бұрын

They seem to be spread out all over Spain in the summer, so if the German economy goes into recession, and much fewer Germans book holidays or go and spend less money, then one holiday resort isn't hit by that. Same with other nationalities such as the Swedes and the Belgians.

@MrElmag12 2 ай бұрын

The second most beautiful part of Germany is Bavaria, the first is Mallorca 😂

@reginabillotti 2 ай бұрын

So the tourists I met hiking the PNW must have been Austrians?

@mathewvanostin7118 2 ай бұрын

The 5 places youre guaranteed to meet germans 1) Paris 2) spain france mediteranian coast 3) indonesia 4) florida&california 5) turkey 😂

@lemsip207 2 ай бұрын

@mathewvanostin7118 The UK, Ireland, Belgium, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg as well.

@maddimons 2 ай бұрын

Now I finally remember why I subscribed to this channel many years ago, nice)))

@lemsip207 2 ай бұрын

The borrowing of scenes from other videos on the channel like the one of him in a tank at the end. The one of Angela Merkel with low cleavage comes up a lot. Where's Olaf Sholz?

@tomorrowneverdies567 2 ай бұрын

You need to Blitzkrieg in every situation, except when the police is involved. And "accept" or "complain" whenever the police is involved. 😂

@RelaxationRefugium 2 ай бұрын

Another great video. Its clear that as a good tourist you have to clean the beach. The advanced math calculation where to place the towel and finally beeing left with the second best solution is genius. Great acting.

@lemsip207 2 ай бұрын

The locals and council staff do that every morning on Barry Island. They should arrest more people who drop litter and make them clean the beach instead at 6am.

@reginabillotti 2 ай бұрын

@@lemsip207It didn't look like he was cleaning up litter, but seaweed or other natural material.

@lindaori5315 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

@jeonlyxoxo 2 ай бұрын

The towel one was hilarious 😂😂

@nikpaul8550 2 ай бұрын

War der Sonnenbrand am Strand als teil des Klischees geplant, oder hattest Du den wirklich zugezogen? 😂

@arx3516 2 ай бұрын

I don't think it's real, unless he's so dedicated to his audience that he is willing to suffer for us!

@hotrodjones74 2 ай бұрын

Bread is important, but beer...worth the blitzkrieg lol

@hanipasha8859 2 ай бұрын

How about pork?

@brunoheggli2888 2 ай бұрын

Pork isnt that importend!

@hanipasha8859 2 ай бұрын

@@brunoheggli2888 I love pork

@shahlabadel8628 2 ай бұрын

thanks for the gift of laughs! So enjoyable!!

@PewPewPlasmagun 2 ай бұрын

Fun thing about the dragonfruit, it has the least exotic taste of any exotic fruit that I have ever encoubtered. So it is quite suitable for Germans.

@robertmcnamara5407 2 ай бұрын

Although the different colours available could throw another spanner in the works. Looks great, tastes bland.

@anieudo5359 2 ай бұрын

Back to the gold old stuff...awesome ✨️

@gregsau1860 2 ай бұрын

The Blitzkrieg because of the "Bread" is absolutely nachvollziehbar 😉😁

@LiebeNachDland 2 ай бұрын

Another great skit. Ich bin froh, dass dein Mädel Teil der Videos sein und Spaß haben kann.

@linajurgensen4698 2 ай бұрын

1:15 I hate to admit it but this is what I said when we came into our hotel room in Cyprus😂. It looked like a very neat and luxurious 4 star hotel on the website and when we got there the rooms had super old squeaky beds and the plaster trickled off the walls.😅

@swellyeah 2 ай бұрын

Deine Videos sind so witzig 🙌 Richtig genial dein Kanal. Danke auch für die coolen Berlin Tipps ✨ Lg aus Österreich 🍸

@gemmaweber4115 2 ай бұрын

“Nothing is safe from the Poles” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 loooooollll

@josephschembri6332 2 ай бұрын

Absolutely brilliant !! Thanks for the laughs.

@ArthurMetalHead 2 ай бұрын

Love ur vids couldnt wait for new one

@Crazydude. 2 ай бұрын

Hello my favourite youtuber your videos are all ways awesome 👍👍

@MrQwertypoiuyty 2 ай бұрын

Welcome to Bali :) Such a shame that the beach is quite dirty, but everything else should be great or OK, I hope.

@andrii-vladpopa3468 2 ай бұрын

Why Bali? :) Why waste money, you can come to Romanian seaside - I guarantee there is everything in the water, from piss and shit to cigarette buts and hygienic paper, plastic bags, rotten food, fat from sandwiches, used condoms, worn socks and underwear and suffocated algae. I`ve seen it and - my guardian angel maybe pulled me - almost swam through them. If you don`t believe me, please come and see (the seaside may look decent from 5 km away, though :)))).

@marcinfranczak1673 2 ай бұрын

That's video bright my mood. Thanks for such hilarious episodes.

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

@josephturberg3014 2 ай бұрын

This channel and the Angry German, the Best. So I'm going to go to Argentina, great food, decent Beer, great weather, best exchange rate, beaches, mountains: Heck I'm moving to Argentina while the United States plunges head first into total civil unrest and darkness

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

Haha thanks! Have fun!

@happyinapa 2 ай бұрын

This was very funny! Thank you!

@infamousElle 2 ай бұрын

Hey congrats on the video! Have missed you

@danielsanchez205 2 ай бұрын

Your a funny guy. Keep them videos coming 🎉

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

Thanks! Will do!

@ByAishwarya 2 ай бұрын

Really enjoyed the video😁

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

So glad!

@Afiajustifiee 2 ай бұрын

Hammer Video! Sehr sehr akkurat und wirklich sehr gut und lustig!

@antoninsebera152 2 ай бұрын

This drinking on public is nonsence. You just put any white or braun alcohol to water bottle snd police dont care 😅

@hopie6198 2 ай бұрын

Love your videos to the moon ❤😂😂

@olgabedash5669 Ай бұрын

This is sooooo hilarious! Especially "choose the action" and the concentration problem next to a fountain - so true))) I wonder what is looks like when German goes to a holiday in Germany... Ostsee zum beispiel)))

@alegnacruz2570 2 ай бұрын

Love this. And your talent. 😊😊😊

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

Thank you! Cheers!

@emilybrookharrison7562 2 ай бұрын

That was fantastic!!

@germananywhere2339 2 ай бұрын

As an ex-USA citizen who moved to Germany 16 years ago....this video is true....unfortunately I also do the same things on vacation and even did it before I moved to Germany.....The younger I was the worse I was in doing it because I somehow thought it was my moral duty.....🤕

@senzanome7801 2 ай бұрын

Fortunately, I'd say, you got wise with the years.

@masaomorinaga6412 2 ай бұрын

That rant about bread was word for word exactly what my German coworker said when we ate a burger

@Healingwith.hollyy 2 ай бұрын

So many points in this video made me crack up laughing 🤣always hilarious 👌🏼

@kapuzinergruft 2 ай бұрын

Was die Frösche anbelangt, so konnte ich in Kambodscha meine Erfahrungen machen. Alle Frösche eingesammelt und sie in den Teich getan. Eine halbe Stunde später ging es wieder los. With regards to the frogs I did my experiences in Cambodia. Collected all frogs and put them into the pond. Half an hour later it started again 😢

@garywayne99 2 ай бұрын

Love it! Yes to “bread doctrine”! Yes to “German approach”)). Thumbs up.

@DianeLStyma 2 ай бұрын

You’re back?!?!😮😮🎉🎉

@sabinewagner7009 2 ай бұрын

😂 on point and sooo true! I ❤ you✌😄❣

@tiagoferguson632 2 ай бұрын

I didn't expect the ending lol😂

@user-yo5ee5kx4y 2 ай бұрын

Nice video, did you film it in Bali?

@stellamanganari6970 2 ай бұрын

It looks like!

@MsTachke 2 ай бұрын

You are just great I had to laugh all the time. Those with this cone was the best to be honest I would also do this.

@pac1fic055 2 ай бұрын

Do you casually carry and wave sabers around during vacation? I thought that was only at work.

@pelletrouge3032 2 ай бұрын

First american in comment section at 2 in the morning

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

niceee, now go to sleep!

@pelletrouge3032 2 ай бұрын

@@RadicalLivingthanks for the heart babey hahahaha. Also Youre the only german ive heard making blitzkrieg jokes such balls!

@deno202 2 ай бұрын

2:15 that Arnold grunt XD

@moonchild11000 2 ай бұрын

Love Your videos 💕 Greetings from Poland 😘

@roberturbanczyk204 2 ай бұрын

Zjebie, on ciśnie bekę z tego że niby kradniemy chociaż mają nasze dzieła sztuki.

@Desperoro 2 ай бұрын

Also complain about bread? :D

@piotrratajczyk3987 2 ай бұрын

Nie zrozumiałeś, nie robi beki z kradzieży tylko z tego że w Polsce nic nie jest zrobione jak należy

@roberturbanczyk204 2 ай бұрын

@@piotrratajczyk3987 co ty piszesz? Przecież to oni mają na ulicach ćpalnie przez nielegalnych imigrantów

@roberturbanczyk204 2 ай бұрын

@@piotrratajczyk3987 naucz się angielskiego

@joyjit_roy 18 күн бұрын

*3:03** ---- I was soo focussed all the time. The pea is sprouting out and calling for a warm welcome from me I guess*

@drascore6668 Ай бұрын

As a french, i agree so much with the bread part.

@moiragillott8060 2 ай бұрын

i love his commentary on culture it is totally on point.

@ivan5083 2 ай бұрын

KZfaq when it sees the Iron Cross at the end of the video: "Choose your action!" "Demonetize!"

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

Nooooooooo 😅😭

@tiborfarkas5180 2 ай бұрын

Gut gemacht🎉

@Cheruka 2 ай бұрын

Muss echt sagen, deine Comedy wird immer besser. Ich vor zwei Jahren 😑. Ich heute 😂.

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

Freut mich zu hören, danke! 😄

@robertbretschneider765 2 ай бұрын

Great work! Däumchen!

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

Thank you! Cheers!

@zzzaaayyynnn 2 ай бұрын

hahaha, I love this man!

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

The man loves you too

@LisaG442 2 ай бұрын

“Someone has to do it” .. yes yes yes 🙌🏻

@Desperoro 2 ай бұрын

"Going south to get more relaxed vibes" "NOT Too RELAXED!"

@xavierwarren9799 2 ай бұрын

So far watching your videos have taught me what to expect when i order toast in Germany. And also from this video i get that Germans are thoughtful of their actions and pro-active problem solvers that believe in standards. More reason i believe i should be a German citizen and apply for the dual...thanks friend.

@MartimCorreia10 2 ай бұрын

Man I wish you would do a Germans vacation in Portugal, you would love even though most things will be similar with the Spanish video. Cheers from Portugal

@mtcondie 2 ай бұрын

To be fair about raking the beach. I have seen resorts in several places have maintenance personnel clean the beaches from debris.

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

ridiculous thing is, that very beach had an entrance fee 😆

@Mimlou 2 ай бұрын

I do agree- that type of “bread” might as well be dog food. Here in the US that’s all we have😭😭😭

@sarojsharma-pw3iz 2 ай бұрын

One day I Will meet you 😂

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

on day i will meet You! 😋

@sarojsharma-pw3iz 2 ай бұрын

😂❤️

@whatsup02 2 ай бұрын

duck food... I felt that

@ripgirl9000 2 ай бұрын

this was TOO GOOD 🤣

@Beam31-rx3ns 2 ай бұрын

You forgot to show us your travel set of tools and fix a light switch or the fridge...

@sh33psk1n8 2 ай бұрын

I really feel the one with the bread......I mean Toast. It´s Outrageous and insulting calling that slice of wheat bread!!! And thanks that you reminded me not to drink alcohol in public if I am on vacation. I almost forgot. It is not on my checklist getting arrested in an foreign country.

@kenneyraikkonen 2 ай бұрын

Probably the only youtuber i find entertaining. So many sterotypes have made me smile over the years. Especially being english however i am not typical english. I like to eat local foods, speak to locals, avoid tourists and avoid other brits! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

Happy to hear that! 😄

@viktorija4485 2 ай бұрын

ha ha, yay you Germans are really early! I often see them on the Adriatic, when everyone is still sleeping, some of them are probably already walking by the sea... Otherwise, very cultured, polite and uncomplicated. Unlike us Balkans :)))) Loud complaining is quite common here ;)

@ninasm 2 ай бұрын

Wo bist Du da in welchem Hotel? Schaut voll schön aus. Möchte auch.

@RadicalLiving 2 ай бұрын

maps.app.goo.gl/JJjXojsdtLXSyU7J6 😉

@ninasm 2 ай бұрын

D a n k e !

@nimblevagrant4 2 ай бұрын

PSA - Don’t give bread to ducks, it has no nutritional value for them and can harm ducklings growth. 😢

@stephan_lemi_refrigerado 2 ай бұрын

Duck food😂 great 👍🏼

@tomdonahue4224 2 ай бұрын

Experienced this in Dominican Republic. Threw French and German towels in the laundry cart

@valuetraveler2026 2 ай бұрын

Sternabzug

@michaelvonfriedrich3924 2 ай бұрын

Well I’m here and haven’t heard back from you!! Schade!!!! 😞

@Ironfist85hu1 2 ай бұрын

Choose my action? I choose all together. THAT IS NOT BREAD! :D

@mateuszt661 2 ай бұрын

2:40 is it because we steal everything? Kurwa yes

@euginiagruba5061 2 ай бұрын

This whas werly funny i like it. You make me 😂

@shomer3529 2 ай бұрын

Wo bist du da im Urlaub?

@stevesmith3556 2 ай бұрын

Rage!....yes!😂😅😂

@catherinerohsner7804 2 ай бұрын

New word of the day: weltschmerz

@catchycat7762 2 ай бұрын

What country was that?

@andriyko1604 2 ай бұрын

Very funny video. Can you please transcribe the phrases in German for us learners (or add those to the comments). Thanks!

@kubyoindiya3269 2 ай бұрын

even though we've not had german subtitle until now, the ending always gotta be something super german, like a tank video and turning facial thumbnail, xd

@ritafritz4174 2 ай бұрын

A few years ago I worked for TUI in Bali and the Germans wanted the same room every year in the same hotel. There were signs not to reserve a lounge by putting a towel there but they still did it. Very hard to please the Germans. I am also German but I am not such an extreme person. It’s funny.