"Meant for kids" and "watched by kids" are two very, very different things.

"I killed a man, you?" "A Mario toy was in the background of my video."

KZfaq: No swearing or inappropriate content Also KZfaq: No kids content

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"Censorship is telling a man he can't have steak because a baby can't chew it" -Mark Twain

FTC’s view on a Sausage Party clip: - animated film - talking and singing foods - bright colours ‘must be for kids’

This dumb law can potentially ruin someone’s life, as the fine can cause the loss of college funds, owning a house, and even maintaining a family.

*Coppa* : "Protecting Children" *Also Coppa* : Might accidentally sue children under 13 for hundreds of thousands of dollars for posting videos on KZfaq themselves.

Spoiler Alert: They aren't 'protecting the kids', they're protecting government funds.

When a well-intended law is being abused for pure tyranny.

Adult cartoons: *exists* Boomers that work for COPPA: _impossible!_

"So, I killed a man, you?" "I just put color on my video"

Anything entertaining or appealing to humans of any age: *exists* FTC: Kids would click on this. Pay us.

"When did KZfaq ever show actual genuine interest in meeting its creators needs?" Before they were bought by Google.

2019: PewDiePie vs T series 2020: Coppa vs KZfaq

KZfaq Kids: Exists Coppa, Google, KZfaq,: I’ve never met this man In My entire life

Remember in the incredibles, when the government banned heroes to make the world safer? So...

Idea: stop introducing pointless laws and instead give your children ad block

Coppa has destroyed my KZfaq Kids toy channel WD Toys. Revenue is down more than 50% from Last Year. This is my full time job and I support my 6 kids ages 3-12 with my channel. Now I don't know how I am going to pay my bills.

FTC: "We are protecting children!" also the FTC: *might accidentally sue thousands of minors for posting art/animations/pets/ "child aimed" content*

When a law for kids, counts porn as for kids, you know somethings wrong.

2017: has to be for kids 2019: okay guys you can't post anything anymore

KZfaq Kids: *exists* COPPA: We didn’t see that...

KZfaq: *Gets caught tracking kids* Also KZfaq: “It’s the creators fault!”

"Coppa will fail" "Everybody liked that"

FTC's view on a child's play clip: - child in name - colorful toy doll - child actor 'must be for kids'

The main two party that's at fault here are: 1. Incompetent parents who use KZfaq to babysit their children, unmonitored + autoplay. 2. The Clickbait predatory Spiderman Elsa "Kids" videos. Then everyone else end up suffering because of them.

*KZfaq Kids exists* Coppa: Ok *KZfaq exists* Coppa: Wait that’s illegal

Can't parents, I dunno, *pay attention* to their kids' activities instead of us having to fear large, unnecessary fines for our content?

"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny." --Jefferson ah crap...I just used history...great now I'm gonna get fined.

My dream was to become a KZfaq animator like all my idols... Odd1sout & Jaiden Animations... But I'm planning on giving that up I have officially lost hope in KZfaq. I'm planning to delete all my content I worked so hard on in December 31st or on the last day of December. It's honestly better than getting your channel deleted. I'm planning to make the most of it... But I highly doubt I'll enjoy youtube anymore. I'm sorry guys, but ya really did mess up big this time... I can't afford premium & I only do this for fun! I don't do it for money I just wanted that dream... I don't know how COPYRIGHT ISSUES work or HOW TO GET YOUR CHANNEL back after KZfaq deletes it... So I'm officially just gonna give up on it. But props to you guys for having the strength to keep your channels going. Full support all the way

In order to violate COPPA, one must be an operator of a website. According to the definitions put forth by the FTC, an "operator" would be one who "collects or maintains personal information..." or "on whose behalf such information is collected or maintained". Content creators on KZfaq do not operate, have any access or control over the website's software that gathers and stores personal data of it's users. Secondly, KZfaq does not collect or maintain user data on behalf of content creators. With or without content creators, the data would continue to be amassed. KZfaq collects and maintains user information on behalf of KZfaq and KZfaq alone, for its own targeted marketing purposes. By the FTC's own definition, content creators are not and cannot be defined as "operators" and as such, COPPA should not be applied to them. Regardless, while they are mercilessly thrown under the COPPA bus, it's business as usual and KZfaq happily continues accumulating user data for their benefit. Let's be real here, we all know its not as if kids under 13 are going to stop lying about their age to make online accounts and watching videos that were not intended for children whether on KZfaq or elsewhere. So really, all this is helping who?

2019: all of that is child appealing 2020: all content on yt is child appealing 2021: your existence is child appealing

How about parents are held responsible for their kids’ safety?

"Why coppa will fail" *sweats nervously as we are a month into it*

A company asks kids if they like cheese FTC: ladies and gentlemen, we got em

“It’s for the children” -words totally never used to justify horrible dystopian bs

So it’s a combination of irresponsible parents, government people who are out-of-touch with reality, and a company who never gives a hell about the people who made them the way they are now in the first place. Am I still missing some other suspects?

It would be better if they didnt stalk people at all.

Fun: exists Coppa: *long live the king*

Ahem FTC: _animaton is for kids_ litterally everyone: *points at southpark, hazbin hotel, rick and morty, family guy, and litterally every other adult animated cartoon*

The issue is that old men are making laws on new tech that they won't even use

COPPA : *snaps fingers* Kids : *turn into dust* COPPA : *evil laughs* Later... Kids : *pretends to be 18* (つ◉益◉)つ COPPA : oh fack ( 　ﾟ,_ゝﾟ)

Me: *has a blured and censored Mario toy in the background* FTC: *laughs in COPPA*

Me: **in jail** Cellmate: What are you in for? Me: I showed a cereal box in my video and couldn't pay the fines. Cellmate: Omg me too!

So adults are deciding what kids like?... ...get me a red flag because that’s bull Edit: Jeez, I never thought this would get noticed so much. I just saw a possible joke opportunity and posted it. Thanks for all the likes 😊

"This is not a great day for Arlo..."

Think of it this way: there are two city’s right next to each other. Adult vill and Kids vill. Kids vill is all happy and colour full while adult vill is sad and gray. You can either build something boring in adult vill and make money or you can build something colourful but make little money in kids vill. If something two colourful and happy gets built in adults vill, it will be torn down and destroyed. They would destroy it with the thought that kids from Kids vill will come over because of the colourful-ness and then be saddened by the rest of adult vill.

I feel like 94% of KZfaq is “meant for children” according to coppa

The only people that should be fine is the parents for allowing their kids to be on KZfaq WHEN KZfaq IS FOR 13+ they shouldn't be punishing the creators.

COPPA: "Animations are for kids." Me: Okay Boomers COPPA: "What do you mean? Are there adult Animations as well?" Me: _laughs in adult swim._ (Edit: Wow thanks for the likes tho!)

Coppa when they see a kid that is under 7 years of age: 🤯 Coppa when they see someone that LOOKS like a kid at the age of 12.9 but is actually a 20 year old with a growing disorder: 🤯

China's the best at policing the internet. China's the best at violating human rights as well. Edit: 1,000 likes!? That's the most likes I've gotten in a comment! Thanks everyone! You're all amazing!

COPPA - Don't "collect" data of children, CREATORS - incapable of collecting data. Is there a disconnect here??

I don't mind coppa, if they allow comments. What even is youtube without comments?

Fact: it’s illegal to collect data from children KZfaq: you need to collect data from your audience to know how many are kidd

"It all started when Don't Hug Me Im Scared was meant for kids"

Is no one going to mention on the thumbnail how the hell did Mario’s head fit through the semi circle

KZfaq does not seem to understand that ‘’Watched by kids’’ and ‘’Meant for kids’’ reaIIy aren´t the same thing.

This truly is the darkest timeline we are living in...

Someone: *uploads video about Pennywise* FTC: “clowns are for kids. Here is your fine”

content creators: “oh hey coppa you dropped this” coppa: “what is it?” everyone: *your clown license*

Title: Why COPPA and the FTC Are Doomed to Failure Gives no information in video to support title

FTC: "Colorful, Cartoon Characters" Sony: "We'll be fine!" Xbox: "...this is fine." Nintendo: " *ight imma head out.* "

No offense but can parents actually... PARENT THEIR CHILDREN so stuff like this WON'T HAPPEN? aye-eye-eye Edit: 400+ likes? The most popular i've gotten! Now if only I could apply such power to my KZfaq. Wishful thinking

COPPA: I can control anything EVERYWHERE! KZfaq: *gulp* good bye everyone...

KZfaqr: *cries because they don’t even have enough money to buy a peace of gum* COPPA: *40,000$ F I N E*

2009: do everything 2019:do nothing

This basically means happy tree friends could be marked “For kids” Wow great job youtube

Now they’re doing this to Sonic.

Coppa : lets protect kids ... *shuts off miniplayer*

Me: goes to jail rather than pay the fine Inmate: what you in for Me: I wrongly marked my KZfaq video as adult content

"Trix are for kids!" Coppa: *_enemy spotted_*

Coppa: *exist* Europe: ah s*it,here we go again.

Who was the Karen that snitched to the commissioner

Every website that’s not already “age restricted” is in violation of COPPA. My 5 year old son can ask Siri about the FTC and she’ll take him to FTC.Gov where they will collect his device information, IP address, cookies and anything else required to load the website on his device. I actually called them and asked “who’s allowed to visit FTC.gov?” The representative said “anyone”. That means they are knowingly taking information from children (WITHOUT EXPLICIT PARENTAL CONSENT) who happen to visit their website. Of course, this includes most of the entire internet but my point has been made. Unless you’re website has an age restriction already in place, then, you’re probably gathering ILLEGAL information as stated below in the FTC guidelines.... a persistent identifier that can be used to recognize a user over time and across different sites, including a cookie number, an IP address, a processor or device serial number, or a unique device identifier;

The FTC needs someone in their mid twenties, hell, early 30s as commissioner so they actually have an understanding of internet culture.

4:52 "Kids Love Clowns!" Well that's not entirely true.

We need to destroy COPPA's office!

old people should have their own gated community on the internet

Hmm I wrongly assumed KZfaq kids was created to avoid this mess🤔

Here’s what I understand: Random people made a law and force companies to go by it They care for the parents responding about the internet, not the people that use it. They are really vague They want big companies fined to get a lot of money and not the small companies They also care for only kids, not the people that are innocent and caught in the crossfire They hate google.

*"KZfaq Kids"* Me : *wHaT's tHe pOiNt oF hAvInG yOuTuBe KiDs wHeN ThE gOvErMeNt mAdE yOuTuBe lIkE cHiLd-iSh"* Me : *mY lIfE iS rUiNeD- I sHaLl qUiT-*

" You are a clown, kids love clowns! Here's your fine! " Pennywise: But i am no- FTC: I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODAMN THING!!!!

It’s like in the simpsons when Skinner realizes he’s out of touch and says; “No, Seymour- it’s the children that are wrong.”

WORDS I KEEP HEARING ALL THE TIME: “KZfaq is not for kids” “This channel is not for kids” “This video is not for kids” “Made for kids” “Not made for kids” “Copyright” “Plagiarism” “We’re creators, not babysitters”

What gets me pissed off is that KZfaq are saying that this law affects us REGARDLESS OF LOCATION. So other countries’ laws are ignored? That’s illegal

They made it so vague that everybody can and will get screwed

COPPA: *exists* The whole internet: "so you have choosen death"

4:12 Im honestly glad that baby shark is REKT

COPPA: No animated char- Disney: Hippity hoppity your going onto the courts’s property

"You owe us $40,000 for being too cute" COPPA in a nutshell.

The stupid law should not even exist. Parents and not Government should be responsible for what their kids watch.

FTC:clowns are for kids Warner bros IT remake:are you sure about that Georgie

Why is the FTC doing this? Oh, I know *MONEY, MONENEOEMEOEMONEMEOEMEONEENEEENEMEIEEMONE*

KZfaq: *takes data from kids* FTC: *tries to end KZfaq* Also FTC: *hardcore fails*

The fact that KZfaq kids exists makes COPPA more pisstaking

It’s 2022, and coppa is sadly still alive and kicking 😭

we should make a documentary about 2019 - 2020 youtube called "dead by january"