I met one of those cops! It was the day my dad died. Everyone had left (ambulance, other cops, etc) and one cop was still staying with me. He got me my skateboard and sneakers from inside and I just skated absently up and down the street to make myself feel better while we waited for the funeral home to come pick my dad up. The cop was like "I actually used to skate" and I was like "oh really? Well give it a go" and then he skated, in full uniform, up and down my street. Was the little light for me on a very dark day.

I like this style. That crazy uncle with tons of stories, except he can actually deliver them with a punchline.

"Couches are free...drive around, you can get a couch"😂

Why do I have a suspicious feeling that that cop's buddies upstairs dared him, like "I'll give you 20 bucks if you just casually walk in on the party downstairs and have a beer with all those kids like it's no big deal." XD

This was good. You know you're old when you throw parties for buying furniture.

Why does Kyle look like a fishing boat captain?

and that cop was Michael Kelso .

Dude, I was your uber driver along Sunset like a month ago... Man, you rifted on some deep and funny ass questions. the cap gave ypu away, lol

I really like how thematic this bit was. He starts out by talking about how he's too old to party, peppers in some jokes about kids being too young to drink, the ends with the, "you've been dancing under your own mortality for four hours." I guess the theme is age.

I love listening to him. He's so poetic, more than most comedians.

The walking into the party cop sums up my law enforcement career lol. Most parties I was dispatched to for noise complaints or whatever, I just gave them a heads up their neighbors were upset and they needed to keep it down. Sometimes I'd be comin from a traumatic call and get dispatched to a party complaint and I'd chat for a few with the homeowner. They never knew just how much they were helping me cope with what I had dealt with earlier. The good cops out there appreciate when you stop and ask them how their day is going.

I remember the teen panic around cops and pot or beer. My buddy and I were smoking some pot from a small bong by the river. I saw red and blue lights flashing coming down under the bridge. I whipped the bong into the river without even thinking. Then an ambulance rounds the corner and leaves...

"This cop descended from the upstairs balcony" My brain: Cop on cable, drops down, joins party. lol

This man's comedy has gotten me through so many hard times. You're doing the lord's work Kyle

“A few wild cards runnin’ around...” Excellent.

This is the white friend Dave Chappelle talked about, you know the guy who walks up to the cop with a mouth full of weed smoke and asks directions. Then when the cop goes "is that weed?" You know it's illegal?" And he goes "I didn't know that".

This entire story had north side Chicago written all over it. 😂😂😂😂😂

All customer service jobs involve every customer hates you.

this set is more relevant than ever

The coolest cop experience I ever had was my Senior year in High school at my friends graduation party. It was about 30 or 40 of us at my friends house, lots of alcohol & lots of weed. Of course one of the neighbors calls the police & just one officer shows up, he's a young late 20's early 30's looking guy, I'll never forget his name Officer Martinez... He shows up knocks on the door & we're all freaking out trying to stash every bottle liquor & every bag of weed we had in the spot, unfortunately one the kids there was an idiot & left a whole 8th of GDP just sitting on the table in the living room. Officer Martinez walks in with this real serious look on his face with his flashlight on pointing it at everyone's face (even though the lights were on in the house), we're all thinking we're busted. He looks at my friend & says "this your party?" My friend nervously answers "Uh yes sir it is, we're so sorry, we're just having a graduation par.." Officer Martinez cuts him off mid sentence looking down at the table & sees the weed, he picks up opens the bag, smells it, looks around the room with the stern look on his face, then all of the sudden starts nodding his head & just says *"Granddaddy Factory Purp huh, NICE!"* He puts the bag down & says "you guys enjoy yourselves" with a big grin on his face, then just leaves. It was literally the funniest & most awesome interaction I ever had with a cop.

It's a shame this looks like it is from a compilation rather than a full special, because I would gladly go for another full length special from my favorite working comedian.

I've watched this bit like 3 or 4 times over the years and it gets me every time, Kinane's delivery is so well crafted for this story.

That punchline came outta nowhere lmfao

This man is unquestionably one of the funniest comics out there right now!

Whiskey Icarus Kyle Kinane is always awesome. He should be more famous for sure.

I remember one day I was coming back from my plugs house with an ounce of weed in my car. The lady driving in front of me tried to turn right, and basically stopped her car in the middle of road before she turned. I slammed on my brakes by just barely ended up making contact in what turned out to be an incredibly mild fender bender. I offered to give her my information and everything, but she INSISTED that she had to call the police. So I’m thinking “fuck what do I do now.” I decided to stay outside my car and look like I was trying to assess the damage, hoping that if he didn’t have to stick his head in my car he wouldn’t smell the weed. Cop shows up, gives me the ticket or whatever, and starts walking away. I’m thinking “holy shit I can’t believe that worked”. He turns to me and says “oh yeah, one more thing. Be careful with that marijuana , that shits loud as hell”. Fucking coolest cop ever. The ones that kicked in my door, threw me out of bed, barked confusing orders at me and then nearly shot me when I was confused by said orders... not so much. and those cops are much, much more common

The Matthew McConaughey of cops!

I'm having a flash-back just listening to this dude. 😆😂🤣😜

Lmfao im the pothead that has done that with a lit joint.

That was a great story

Probably my favorite bit from him, pure gold the entire way through. Love it!

First time I’ve heard this dude. I wasn’t sure if I’d find him funny. He did it. 👍🏻 He had me laughing out loud. ⭐️

Comedian: My friend bought a couch Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

maybe I'm crazy but I remember this bit from somewhere. That voice and good delivery is gonna keep building and building, dudes way too underrated. This is also the healthiest and most well-rested I've seen the man, bravo Kyle. Keep it up dude

Kyle Kinane is one of the best stand up comedians around right now. He deserves way more fame.

Kyle's one of my favorite comedians. He tells such funny stories I'd love to drink with him 🤣

I know a guy who this describes, he can't wait to retire from law enforcement.

Kyle is a comic genius, underrated.

Such a funny comedian. Easily one of my favorites

I've been binging comedy - like 100's of YT videos of comedy, and this is hands-down my favorite.

His pancakes on a plane bit is one of the funniest I've ever heard

That line about the broken video game characters was hilarious. He even paused a lil bit to let it sink into the room. Just a second or two more for everyone to collectively visualized it in their minds. Quality storytelling, right there.

One of the best comedians of our time. Hidden treasure.

I swear Kyle hires that guy with that great laugh to follow him around at shows. You can always hear him in the background.

"Not from above." - got me good.

Funniest 10 minutes I can remember. Incredible

Coolest cop I've ever come across was in college. He walked into a pretty wild college party looking at the floor (so he didn't see anything) and said "I don't care if you're underage drinking, I don't care if you're smokin' dope. Just turn the music down so I don't get any more calls from your neighbors". He turned around and walked out. We turned the music down and never saw him again.

Hands down my favorite sketch of his. Always comes up on Pandora. So weird to see it done live. 😂

This would have been a great episode of That 70's Show...actually I think they did do it.

When me and the boys were in Highschool we use to go to college parties and the call the cops on them. We'd steal the keg and whatever we could get our hands on while everyone else was running around like a chicken with their head cut off. Like 90% of our teens drinking in the woods phase was sponsored by the local university kids. Thanks for the smelly fingers guys. I couldn't have done it with out you.

Nice set man, keep doing your thing!

Kinane's technique is impeccable here! The way he builds that story... and the payoff is MAGNIFICENT! This is comedy!

“Everybody’s gotta go to the back porch to do their nefarious shit” Nods head, yeah Chicago

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That's still one of my favorite bits, ever.

Kyle has amazing delivery. So clean.

I’ve heard this on Pandora so many times and I’m glad to finally see him tell the joke, it’s even funnier

Lol I’ve been to a few of those Chicago back porch parties 😆

Hilarious! Loved it. Gonna find more of Kyle's stuff.

That's the best cop interaction bit I've ever heard man great job.

we had that at a campout. the ranger and his pup where hella chill. then he left. good guy

“We’re not gonna be psychos tonight” 🤣🤣🤣

That set was a masterpiece. Kyle kinane is too notch.

Kinane is downright my favorite comedian 😂😂😂😂

I’ve literally been to and experienced the party he described 😂

I ride a pedicab in Seattle and a cop rolled by me on a bike while I was blasting heavy metal from my loudspeaker and he says to me... "Hey, is that the new Sleep album?" A coworker sitting next to me had his entire world shattered by hearing that.

I LOVE HIM HES ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS!!! I need a hat like that now xD

Kinane is a total master. beautiful set.

That moment when you find out a jock from your old high school is a cop Cop: Oh, hey John! *Internal screaming ensues*

He’s so good! Reminds me of all the times I got an underage drinking ticket in college.

LOVE you Kyle! So damn funny! I love his delivery!

This reminded me why i love Kyle Kinane

and that whole time im thinking seth rogen as a cop in superbad lmao

this dude is hilarious

This is such a high-quality, tight bit. Real skill.

This is one of my favorite bits

This actually aged surprisingly well. Lol

I swear to god I hear a distinct Chris d’elia laugh at 8:18

First time seeing this guy, great work!

I just laughed so hard at this skit... Funny stuff!!!

Until I looked him up, I found it crazy how much he sounded like the Comedy Central voice over guy...now I know

Funny af

Just got to the end, amazing story!!!!

Absolute legend, love this man

He really gives me hanibal burress vibes and i like it lol

"Not from above" he sounds So put out

Had a cop like that. When I was 17 I went on a date wirh someone 45 minutes away from my home. Where I live you can't drive under 18 past 10, he pulled me over at 12:30 for speeding. I had expired insurance and everything, and all he asked me was how the date went before letting me go without a ticket or anything.

I've heard Kyle on couple podcasts ... He's a really funny dude. This video was great ha ha... I watched it again Immediately 👌🏽

Where's the rest of Kyle? Did he just lose like a person amount of weight?

Panic On The Porch...should be a band...

Oh gawd, the hilarity...the hilarity! I can relate to SO MUCH of this guy’s material..!

Those cops are the best, I went to school in Chicago. One time we got the cops called because the music was too loud, they walked in the back yard where everyone was smoking weed (before it was legal). They didn't even come up the stairs, they just shouted from down below to turn the music down and told the people downstairs not to call them again.

Damn, he's the funniest comic I've seen in years.

I get a low key Tom Waits vibe from this dude

This just made my day😂

Literally LOL'd a number of times. Bravo. It's a funny story about cops, parties and our own mortality. Kyle is working on multiple levels here. This bit is funny to bikers AND Philosophy Professors.

I feel like I grew up with this guy, except my cop stories usually started with experiencing cops doing something illegal, and ended with mag light head trauma.

This tale is every midwest white person party, I wasn't there....but I was there.

Can someone please, for the love of everything that’s holy, get this guy an hour+ special on some platform?! What’s it gonna take?

Kyle is one of the most underrated comedians