Working With Cold-Cuts (Annoying Customers)

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Working With Cold-Cuts (Annoying Customers)

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I decided to make an animation based on my past history working with cold cuts. Some of the customers I got were so weird I just had to animate my experience lol. Hopefully you can get a good laugh from it.
For those of you who worked retail, what are your funniest stories? Let me know in the comments! 😂
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@telemkam 5 жыл бұрын

I did this exact job at a grocery store for 5 years. This is painfully accurate.

@mysinusesrkillingme3975 5 жыл бұрын

HAMMMM!!

@getawright 5 жыл бұрын

@telemkam Same bro... Same, glad I got out of that gig lol

@Katrina-jg4gf 5 жыл бұрын

@The King I would make sure to take my time, piss the customer off and watch the asshole walk away. The customer is always right, and I don't have to clean a slicer later on in my shift. Win-win baby!

@t8945ll 5 жыл бұрын

Yup. Old bitter lady barks at me to make sure I "make the bags of groceries light, last time they were TOO HEAVY!" Like that's my fault and deserving of her attitude. So I make her grocery bags as light as I can, splitting up 2 bags worth into 5 bags. She grabs a bag to test the weight and instantly resumes barking at me about how they're too heavy and I didnt listen blah blah blah typical ageism bullshit. I had to respond "ma'am, theres only 1 item in there, it's a bag of flower". Did she apologize? Of course not. She scowled and grumbled something I couldn't understand.

@TheNaturalPatHarris 5 жыл бұрын

telemkam Wholefoods deli customers are the worst of the worst

@cthulhu2223 5 жыл бұрын

When I worked at a fast food place someone asked 'how much is the 5 dollar meal?' I've never looked at people the same since.

@connormclernon26 5 жыл бұрын

Guess you’ll stop helping those settlements then? In all seriousness though, people can be extremely stupid and not situationally aware.

@european-one 5 жыл бұрын

When I worked in McDonald's a customer complained that the chips were too hot. Take a moment to appreciate that one.

@connormclernon26 5 жыл бұрын

european-one are you in the UK? My understanding of that sentence depends on whether you mean fries (chips in UK I think)

@cthulhu2223 5 жыл бұрын

@@european-one Someone once came in and said "All my fries were burnt, if I get food poisoning I'm suing."

@european-one 5 жыл бұрын

@@connormclernon26 yes French fries.

@Beezde3z 5 жыл бұрын

I worked in a deli for 10 years, when you said the line "it's for my dog" I had violent flashbacks and almost destroyed my computer

@starless4146 5 жыл бұрын

Ugh... Liver Cheese....

@adogsupreme1739 5 жыл бұрын

Dam i have a woman that buys our most expensive "premium" roast beef for her dog and its $13.99lb that dog eats better than me lol

@starless4146 5 жыл бұрын

@@adogsupreme1739 $13.99 a pound?! wth!! Lol. We have our own Roas Beef that we cut and it's $10.99lb. I Suppose y'all do the same...... our roast beef is so ga dang DRY Though..... tastes like dirt...

@skyfalldeadpool1633 5 жыл бұрын

I worked in a feli for 4 years. and I hate human beings with a passion now lol

@prphtsshdw 5 жыл бұрын

I relate to this so much I'm going on 11 yrs in the deli and I'm shocked how much people are idiots. Still amazed people will pay 10 to 13 dollars a pound for lunch meat for an animal.

@Ladis1 4 жыл бұрын

Chip: So how much ham do you want? Customer: yes

@DMack6464 4 жыл бұрын

oh cool a furry

@bs5707 4 жыл бұрын

CrawlerKin2 😂😂😂

@gmdirongolem7877 4 жыл бұрын

CrawlerKin2 yes half a pound!

@jurassiccinematics5549 4 жыл бұрын

D Mack not its a fox that learned how to spell. And has computer and wifi access

@AnthonyGotterminated Жыл бұрын

@@jurassiccinematics5549 ok, who gave the fox the Wi-Fi password

@asiboe 6 жыл бұрын

It's amazing how customers can turn into the absolute dumbest human beings ever when they're standing in front of you

@triplebypassburger4955 6 жыл бұрын

this is the 7th time i have seen you

@triplebypassburger4955 6 жыл бұрын

etova scales asiboe

@asiboe 6 жыл бұрын

guess you just watch the same videos as I do

@hellohello-jd1dh 6 жыл бұрын

Asiboe ive seen you comment loads on other videos

@itsjustchrisbro 6 жыл бұрын

Asiboe HEY IM JUST TRYING TO GROW MY CHANNEL AND IF YOU LIKE IT CAN YOU PLS SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL ☺️ ☺️☺️☺️☺️

@kevinistrash3872 6 жыл бұрын

*what's that one thing called? Come on you work here you should know* its incredible how often this happens -.-

@juju-ov1lf 6 жыл бұрын

Trash Animations i read that while that guy just said that 😂

@Cant.Guard.Us.Tv_ 6 жыл бұрын

Trash Animations thats facts

@vibinngacha9640 6 жыл бұрын

._-. -

@Trashproductions2 6 жыл бұрын

It’s pink.. it used to be a pig.. Ham. Yes HAM!

@walterkanehl5624 6 жыл бұрын

Trash Animations they should know though

@jf6466work 5 жыл бұрын

"Going to college to make a lot of money" well there's Chips first mistake right there

@johnrodriguez2439 5 жыл бұрын

Not if hes becoming an engineer or doctor. Otherwise yes, waste of money.

@user-mk2su9fd2v 5 жыл бұрын

Oh, please tell us about how you own a company making 6 figures monthly.

@dianec.7724 4 жыл бұрын

John Rodriguez dental, nursing, computer science

@dianec.7724 4 жыл бұрын

Sup3rGam3rBEN Usually the dental programs are IN the college , like Harvard has their own dental school but it’s still considered part of the university. And you still go to college to become a nurse. What is the point you’re trying to make?

@dianec.7724 4 жыл бұрын

Sup3rGam3rBEN the point is College is a step in these careers that make you a lot of money.

@welp2388 5 жыл бұрын

Working at a Deli really shows you just how much of a lost cause humanity is.

@captainramsey6121 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing truer has ever been said

@nordicturtle2800 5 жыл бұрын

And this is why I don't work with the general public anymore.

@HashTheGrappler 5 жыл бұрын

it’s why im a developer. worked several jobs with people. eventually you have had enough dealings with people.

@aliceakosota797 5 жыл бұрын

You guys should be cops lol

@Lonsoleil 4 жыл бұрын

Ugh, customer service jobs are the *worst* ... And they don't pay shit which causes you even more misery.

@oneheckofabanana2016 4 жыл бұрын

You are part of the general public.

@riejrjejejrjejrjrkenendkdj4207 4 жыл бұрын

Dr. λ the Typer of Terms so are you and me your point?

@asiboe 6 жыл бұрын

*gimme ham*

@koolk1dde 6 жыл бұрын

Asiboe great job on 1k

@supersunman6056 6 жыл бұрын

What kind?

@hellohello-jd1dh 6 жыл бұрын

i want ham

@itsjustchrisbro 6 жыл бұрын

Asiboe HEY IM JUST TRYING TO GROW MY CHANNEL AND IF YOU LIKE IT CAN YOU PLS SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

@supersunman6056 6 жыл бұрын

endergirlplays roblox How much?

@timomueller3021 4 жыл бұрын

Meat-seller:.... Customer: "Why don"t you sell cheese here?"

@squeakersthegryphon5338 4 жыл бұрын

Meat-seller: *Internal screams*

@WhiteLusterChaos 4 жыл бұрын

Funny because Deli counter was right across the cheese island. So we did both, thank god Fortinos had that planned out.

@ocyph2d896 4 жыл бұрын

Haaaaaaammmmmmm!!!!!

@cyberspino6277 4 жыл бұрын

In my country cheese and meat are right next to each other aand i can only assume that the mistake happens sometimes

@angstyintellectual4960 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah at my local grocery store we slice not only meat but cheese too. Maybe it's a Wisconsin thing though since were the dairy capital 😂

@blober5533 5 жыл бұрын

I'm currently working at a ShopRite deli. This is painfully accurate

@hhhat09 5 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyyy, same!

@davesmith6794 5 жыл бұрын

Oooh, Shop Rite. There's a name I haven't heard in a long time...a long time. I live in Pittsburgh now, home of Giant Eagle, and worked in a deli in upstate NY for Price Chopper. Where's your Shop Rite located?

@blober5533 5 жыл бұрын

@@davesmith6794 north new Jersey

@smokeywhitetail7720 5 жыл бұрын

I did 2 year at Shaw’s Deli and I hated most of it

@natalyanelson4184 5 жыл бұрын

I work in a shoprite in New York

@theplayinghandshow 6 жыл бұрын

The second customer is the type of people that really get on my nerves. Great video!

@keijnx8029 6 жыл бұрын

The Playinghand Show mine is all of them😠😡😠

@itsjustchrisbro 6 жыл бұрын

The Playinghand Show HEY IM JUST TRYING TO GROW MY CHANNEL AND IF YOU LIKE IT CAN YOU PLS SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL ☺️ ☺️☺️☺️☺️

@laylatyler447 6 жыл бұрын

The Playinghand Show I GOT HEADPHONES ON 😰😰😰 BYE EARS AYE!!!!

@eggstravagent3801 6 жыл бұрын

Ur profile matches your sentence

@catherinebirch2399 6 жыл бұрын

I know, when i worked in a supermarket, customers would ask me were something was, & it was right in front of them! When i`d point this out, they`d complain to the manager that I`d been rude.

@lunacraftgamer6474 6 жыл бұрын

Hey… do you have chocolate… YOU DONT?? LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!

@Redditguy253 6 жыл бұрын

Luna Craft Gamer lol

@DavidHoward04 6 жыл бұрын

"We have meats. Not chocolate." WELL I WANT CHOCOLATE SO GIVE ME CHOCOLATE.

@HanSanwich 6 жыл бұрын

Did you say Chocolate?

@annabellelecter1926 6 жыл бұрын

I hate those people. They want to talk to the manager for every stupid thing.

@lunacraftgamer6474 6 жыл бұрын

Annabelle Lecter same

@BlackieChanBJ 5 жыл бұрын

"in the winter It turns dark around 4:30" ain't that some true shit

@leonsek85 5 жыл бұрын

It is in Philly. Sunset at 400pm in winter time

@christophershawii4136 4 жыл бұрын

@@leonsek85 F

@afterlife697 8 ай бұрын

Not here in Florida!!

@TheTriumphantSpork 5 жыл бұрын

Watching this gave me PTSD flashbacks to my old deli job. Extremely accurate!

@jefferywilliams9592 5 жыл бұрын

Why is everybody saying this is so accurate there's no way that people act like that in real life come on really

@atchmon902 5 жыл бұрын

@@jefferywilliams9592 they do, they really do. I worked as a cashier in a Dollar store and this guy in full business attire asked me to break a $100, (which I can't do because we just opened and I have less than that in my draw) he gets angry and asks for the manager, while we wait for her to get change for his $100, he asks me if (business jargon) is tax deductible. Of course I'm 16 at the time and have no clue what he's talking about so he gets angry at the fact that I don't know. Manager comes back with his change, and he thanks us both for wasting his time.

@PSIGOD 5 жыл бұрын

@@jefferywilliams9592 they do man.. they really do. I worked at one for two years too long.

@jefferywilliams9592 5 жыл бұрын

@@atchmon902 Well that there is a person full of themselves. I make a good living and it is not rare that I have a couple hundreds on me but I like to keep smaller bills and of course cards. I don't ask stores to be my bank; it's not their job. In my opinion he and other ass-hats like him are just show boating.

@LordTwaddle 5 жыл бұрын

This is a prime example as to why I give this advice to people near daily. NEVER work in retail.

@GhostGaming-fl3hw 5 жыл бұрын

Retail not bad to work for it's just the customers are keep Assholes to the workers and they sit there and will argue with you about a product you had like 5 years ago and act like we will have it now. Like stuff changes over time.

@ArcticuKitsu 5 жыл бұрын

You say "never" when it should instead me mandatory as drafting in the military. People need to see other people are idiots..... People need to be made aware of how cruel retail is. "Why do you work there if it's painful. Just find another job.".... Not that easy. People go through hard times, plus various situations in life.

@matrixphijr 5 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's a prime reason _everyone_ should work in retail at some point in their lives.

@aliceakosota797 5 жыл бұрын

@@ArcticuKitsu but hey capitalism is flawless

@shesgotstyle2633 4 жыл бұрын

Currently on break for a retail job lol

@Kihrx 5 жыл бұрын

That last part was too real. From my experience in a Publix Deli, nothing aggravated me more than people asking for tissue thin meat and cheese. It took way too long to slice and HOW CAN YOU EVEN ENJOY SOMETHING THAT THIN?!

@zarreff 5 жыл бұрын

I worked a Deli at Food Lion for only one month, I kept looking for work even before my first shift because I knew I would hate it. I wasn't wrong. I once had a lady order several different meats that just hadddd to be the perfect thickness. Two hours later a stocker brought me all six packages and said "we found this in the milk section of the store". Lady wasted my time and ended up throwing them in another part of the store.

@KingLexus 5 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀 lmao she trolled tf outa you son.

@5tonedFlaming0 2 жыл бұрын

I mean you getting paid regardless

@johnfoltz8183 Жыл бұрын

And some customers keep changing their minds about their orders

@mwells219 Жыл бұрын

I've heard that working for Food Lion is a special kind of hell.

@unapologeticasshat9214 5 жыл бұрын

3:18 onwards actually triggered me a bit I wont lie, it's too accurate.

@IsaacWolfOfficial 5 жыл бұрын

This also applies to woman in there late 30s to early 40s ordering a pizza.

@noahturner9004 5 жыл бұрын

I know right

@michaelwarner5277 5 жыл бұрын

Person #1: the average Google search query. Person #2: average customer. Person #3: r/EntitledPetOwner

@markdgama5000 4 жыл бұрын

It makes me fucking furious when I hear people say "You should know this, you work here". I work in retail and I've heard it a couple times myself. We're not an advanced, AI Google that knows everything. It's even more stupid when customers ask you a question that only they would know.

@3tinq 6 жыл бұрын

The cutting sound is oddly satisfying.

@blakebarbee7224 6 жыл бұрын

bias, bias everywhere 2nd

@buddyroach 5 жыл бұрын

That's not even a tenth of what u have to deal with

@mattsodano6264 4 жыл бұрын

But he never did.

@lordroy88 4 жыл бұрын

And so, buddyroach went on to never tell his story, leading him to depression.

@TheBrandenBoy 5 жыл бұрын

This is accurate asf, I've been working in a deli almost 2 years now. I hate the fact that the majority of the customers always want Krakus polish ham shaven

@GhostGaming-fl3hw 5 жыл бұрын

What sucks more is when they want that stuff shredded and want a 2 pounds of it.

@alynicole822 4 жыл бұрын

OMGGG yes😂

@coolstorybro_cant_wait_4_movie 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a deli manager and we just got that ham at my store

@gmaninthusa 2 жыл бұрын

@@coolstorybro_cant_wait_4_movie Mine discontinued it. We sold a pound per week at most.

@sandal66666 2 жыл бұрын

@@GhostGaming-fl3hw very relatable, also it sucks when customers order 2-4 pounds of pepperoni very thin sliced

@caseinnitrate5515 6 жыл бұрын

0:50 😂😂😂 so funny

@user-rc3fy2nz8l 6 жыл бұрын

Lolz

@dolo8318 6 жыл бұрын

King Casper the baby sooo funny

@user-eh2hl8xb4p 6 жыл бұрын

Wow that is SO FUNNY hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah No.

@Justin-wu8gw 6 жыл бұрын

King Casper I Subbed

@yasminh 6 жыл бұрын

King Casper ikr 😂😂

@AskAir 6 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! Loved it.

@YesOrYes69 6 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! i hated it.

@blakebarbee7224 6 жыл бұрын

138th

@victoriaopute432 4 жыл бұрын

Who noticed all the customers have bald patches Is it just me😅

@min432g 4 жыл бұрын

@thenielz1 4 жыл бұрын

@oskarrandall 4 жыл бұрын

@@thenielz1 d

@dkwhattouseasusername1012 4 жыл бұрын

I wasn't going to let anyone ruin it anymore but me

@tombraver6449 5 жыл бұрын

1: Me: "Number 17." 17: "Here!" gets her order Guy: "Excuse me!" Me: "Yes sir?" Guy: "Get me a pound of roast beef really quick!" Me: "Sir you have to get a ticket first." Guy: "No it will be really quick just one pound of roast beef." Me: "Grab a...Ticket. And wait your fucking turn like everyone else!" 2: Customer: "Get me a half pound of Betty's Swiss Cheese." Me: "I am sorry sir but we just ran out this morning." Customer: "But I want a half a pound of it." Me: "I know but we ran out this morning." Customer: "What do you mean you ran out?" Me: "Da fuck, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I MEAN? WE RAN OUT! I can NOT make it any more simple to explain!" 3: Customer: "When will the next chickens be done?" Me: "I'm sorry but if we are out at the front then we are out for the day." Customer: "Why?" Me: "Um. Because it takes an hour and 45 minutes to cook the chickens and the store closes in 40 minutes." Customer: "But I want a chicken." Me: "Did you not hear a fucking word I just said?" 4: Customer: "Do you guys sell liver?" Me: "Sorry no we don't." Customer: "Are you sure?" Me: "Am I su-Okay let me ask you something. One. I work here. Obviously I know what we sell and what we don't sell. And two even if we did and I was lying to you, WHY would I lie to you? What could possibly benefit me from lying to you and wasting both of our times?"

@thundermcqueen7523 4 жыл бұрын

Thats how you got fired in your second week right

@CryingZombie666 4 жыл бұрын

@@thundermcqueen7523 At least he/she escaped that hell. And if you want to say "But he/she was lucky he/she even had a job!" You know what? Divine intervention there. Go replace him/her and have fun :D

@MustafaKulle 4 жыл бұрын

Ahhh customer service. That takes me back.

@privategramcracker01 5 жыл бұрын

Im shocked at the dog part. Someone would come up to our counter and ask for 2 pounds of ham and turkey shredded. It was for his two little dogs. You did forget the most important part though when people see the ham quarter gone and ask for a "fresher" one even though you opened it 30 minutes ago. And dont even get me started on sandwiches.

@prw56 5 жыл бұрын

Thinking about someone buying human grade edible meat just to feed to a dog makes me so mad. Seriously, leftovers are one thing, but that kind of excess for a lower animal when other humans are going hungry just pisses me off.

@manictiger 5 жыл бұрын

@@prw56 Eh, I actually think that's what we should be feeding obligate carnivores. Real food. That shit they call "pet grade" isn't fit to be consumed by anything more advanced than bacteria. I was going to say "and fungi", but fungi wouldn't even touch that shit!

@1010nm1 5 жыл бұрын

prw56 I dislike world hunger as much as the next guy, but maybe let people spend their money how they want?

@manictiger 5 жыл бұрын

@ENG Marketing bullshit. Feed it liver. Hard to beat that when it comes to vitamin content.

@angryarmidillo 5 жыл бұрын

@@manictiger Easy to beat when it comes to price.

@caseinnitrate5515 6 жыл бұрын

Omg the second customer is so annoying

@gamingwithrose3009 6 жыл бұрын

King Casper and the last one so annoying

@sophiefilo16 6 жыл бұрын

They're all so annoying...

@ndcaron993 5 жыл бұрын

They are all annoying. I mean, very annoying.

@yakarotsennin3115 4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to strangle them

@riejrjejejrjejrjrkenendkdj4207 4 жыл бұрын

the first was funny

@soppingwetburgers6493 5 жыл бұрын

5:00 People do this because now you cant sell to this one customer , so now you're gonna package the cuts and eventually mark them down. The customer will come back and purchase those cuts.

@CarlosJimenez-yz4ez 5 жыл бұрын

Garlic Burger I worked for a deli for a year and never experienced this. Very frugal and irritating method ideas people come up with.

@soppingwetburgers6493 5 жыл бұрын

@@CarlosJimenez-yz4ez Yeah my dude, I used to work at Costco , I was the chicken guy , some people would purchase a chicken but only eat half and return the rest. They basically eat for free.

@RealFleeceJohnson 5 жыл бұрын

Just trying to wrap my head around the fact that you were the chicken guy at Costco lol

@TheKarolean 5 жыл бұрын

The store near me throws them away because of people like this. If you wanted cheaper meats and cheeses then don't buy from the deli disk. Just buy the prepacked stuff instead.

@ChickenWing575 5 жыл бұрын

our deli just used those cuts in our deli made salads and sandwiches (at our sandwich bar or packaged for grab and go)

@Morgan423Z 5 жыл бұрын

"I need it sliced to the width of one electron."

@anamefitforaloser3933 6 жыл бұрын

The third ones long laugh made me cry 😂

@blakebarbee7224 6 жыл бұрын

Unn Vali 4th

@trevorthornley8835 5 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the joker laugh in 1989 batman after he falls off the building

@brendenbyrne114 6 жыл бұрын

"Do you have any ham on sale?" *Ham: $3.99 per lb "Yes."

@blakebarbee7224 6 жыл бұрын

6th

@panzerwolf494 5 жыл бұрын

I got in trouble for my response to that in my day. Big sign on the wall right behind me "Do you have ham on sale?" *points to sign "No, no we don't"

@devenmacintosh4124 5 жыл бұрын

Forgot to include the one customer who’s on there phone, that have to repeatedly say “ma’am” or “sir” just to get their order. Or the customer that wants their pastrami or Muenster cheese thin to the point it causes a huge mess all over the slicer/counter

@InternalCarnage16 5 жыл бұрын

Deven Macintosh I hate those people “can I get a pound of pastrami shaved?” Sure lemme just die inside real quick and then spend a million years cleaning the slicer

@slushiecosplays2959 5 жыл бұрын

The people who want their roast beef shaven for their French dip and when u slice it, its literally falling apart

@TheBrandenBoy 5 жыл бұрын

It's always their krakus polish ham.

@MrMooseymoose13 5 жыл бұрын

Unbelievably true lol. Had a lady ask me for 2 lbs of liverwurst chipped the other day. Waste of time.

@daddycalbha 5 жыл бұрын

All I read is people whining about agreeing to do what their job requires of them in order to get paid. Don't worry I tell people who bitch at my work the same thing when people order a ton of food from the fast food restaurant I work at or we get hit with a rush late or whatever. "Stop ordering so much food! Why can't people eat at home?!" Me: "Yeah what the hell do people think this is? a restaurant or something?!" 🙄 Shame on people for wanting what they paid for. You all are such victims being asked to actually do your jobs. 🤣

@awesomezombie4565 5 жыл бұрын

I work in a deli and this is very accurate

@mysticalbeat5586 6 жыл бұрын

i hate the 3rd customer i got pissed too when im not even chip.

@mirandaisverycool2466 6 жыл бұрын

The pigs died for nothing...😭🐷

@jasonssavitt5297 5 жыл бұрын

As someone who works in fast food the first guy is the archetypal customer we get.

@brambleknight7217 5 жыл бұрын

“I’ll have three pounds of shaved ham. It’s for my dog.” Been there. Done that.

@Madcatdave 5 жыл бұрын

As a person who works in a deli I say this is almost spot on. You forgot the people who try to order while talking on the phone. Great video. I'll be showing it to my fellow deli workers.

@xboxracegt6688 6 жыл бұрын

*"You Know What I Just Remember That I Had Ham At Home!"* Me:*😡😠🤬😈

@ushiima 6 жыл бұрын

Clorox Bleach *drinks* much bett- *dies*

@unownedmask3732 6 жыл бұрын

Growtopia is better than Ham! 😂

@wallymccary88 5 жыл бұрын

I work in a deli. You should have put in the person that wants a damn sample of everything like it's Baskin Robbins. Then, just gets a quarter of ham.

@manictiger 5 жыл бұрын

It's the alternative to working at a deli. Just be a bum!

@JohnnyBoy8089 5 жыл бұрын

Zombi Zalex LOl right

@addywaddy9850 5 жыл бұрын

Hated the thin freaks! Take three times as long to get it paper thin at even half a pound.

@starless4146 5 жыл бұрын

omg, I KNOW!! but I'll "shave" it for the good customers though......... (or the customers that Tip)

@keenantv4086 5 жыл бұрын

No body wants real thick meat.

@RallyCheetah 5 жыл бұрын

Accurate. Though I'd add the person that wants a sample of everything and then buys nothing, and the customer standing in line getting angry at you for taking so long to help the person before them even though that person's ordering 2 lbs of at least 5 different meats/cheeses and wants them bagged in 1/2 lb increments sliced as thin as possible without shredding.

@johnfoltz8183 Жыл бұрын

Or a customer cusses you because you gave them a little bit for them to sample and they want more product to sample.

@abualibh9447 6 жыл бұрын

I worked in a deli so freaking true, bad memories 😂😭😅

@blakebarbee7224 6 жыл бұрын

Abu Ali BH 4th. And how bad could it possibly be?

@sjakierulez 5 жыл бұрын

Now you are the customer

@ryquack 5 жыл бұрын

Deli worker here, can confirm. These people exist, it's not even that exaggerated.

@PoisondBacon 5 жыл бұрын

Same but it wasn't actually THAAAT bad

@akizhiadc 6 жыл бұрын

*at one point it was a pig* 😂😂😂

@spectra_vonhauntington 3 жыл бұрын

3:37 to 3:46 her laugh omg! 🤣

@zackrichards2263 5 жыл бұрын

" I just need 6lbs of chip chopped ham." Thank god I do construction now.

@WhySmurfy 6 жыл бұрын

*0:51*

@michemllejones586 5 жыл бұрын

I would give this a like, but this has 51 already and it just seems too perfect 😁

@hmmph2467 5 жыл бұрын

They ruined the like count

@eyshilaclausem679 5 жыл бұрын

Lol, my little sister

@HanSanwich 5 жыл бұрын

EHAHAHAHA

@eyshilaclausem679 5 жыл бұрын

@Crazycatsbackboi , what are u talking about?

@surayyairfan2385 6 жыл бұрын

3:38 IM DEAD OMG XDDDDD

@blakebarbee7224 6 жыл бұрын

Surayya Irfan 4th and ikr

@koiyn 5 жыл бұрын

What's XD?!

@muzaferadizdaric5720 5 жыл бұрын

@@koiyn its a laughing face

@sandippaul468 5 жыл бұрын

Bro really I didn't copy your comment

@kittykisskiss 5 жыл бұрын

I thought she was going to continue...

@erikhermansen3431 5 жыл бұрын

10 years of deli experience. Spot on portrayal. More please!

@theundeadsculptor6635 5 жыл бұрын

It's good to hear that everyone in the service industry has to deal with the absolute worst of humanity 😅

@bounceycake1 5 жыл бұрын

It's amazing on how much you captured how relatable this is to anyone working at a grocery store deli. I worked at the deli department at Fry's for two years and I had to deal with those kinds of people AND MORE while I worked there. Thank you so much for uploading! It actually made my day!

@gbgamez978 6 жыл бұрын

The third customer is THE MOST ANNOYING OUT OF ALL OF THEM!!

@TKUltra971 5 жыл бұрын

Worked at a grocery store for 10 years in the meat room and deli in my town. I had ptsd watching this video. Like vietnam veteran level ptsd.

@ricotoffen822 5 жыл бұрын

They forcibly drafted you straight out of high school with no experience in combat and sprayed deforestation chemicals in your surroundings which you suffer to this day from? Or did you die with the rest of the kids. I am tons of fun at parties in case you were wondering....

@disturbedpyro4511 5 жыл бұрын

That was WAY funnier than I thought it would be😂😂😂 HAAAAAAMMM!!

@connormclernon26 4 жыл бұрын

And this, my friends, is why you don’t act like a bellend to people working in retail. Be polite, clear, and succinct with your order, don’t give a life story, just order your cuts, be thankful, and move on.

@asparagus5396 6 жыл бұрын

*"Because he needs that money to buy a textbook he'll probably never even use"*

@joseph8275 5 жыл бұрын

“Can I get a pound of roast beef, rare? It’s for my dog.” Yeah your dog eats better than I do because I’m a wage slave, rub it in...

@mruglydefault6734 4 жыл бұрын

3:13 he’s face is just saying “get off ma carbon monoxide bro”

@archetexture3409 5 жыл бұрын

I worked at a Deli for a year, and this was totally spot on. Nice job.

@joekoz3815 5 жыл бұрын

I did this job for awhile. Management told me to say "Sorry for your wait" every time even when there was no wait. This was ridiculous to me. I had to quit.

@blewrezzin3677 5 жыл бұрын

The deli I worked at had a policy called "say yes to the guest". We weren't supposed to say no to a customer under any circumstance.

@PSIGOD 5 жыл бұрын

@@blewrezzin3677 that's pretty funny because we would have people ask for some dumbass shit when they didn't know what they were talking about. Example, I had a few ask if the chicken could fry for an extra like 15 minutes which at that point it would be black

@jme55 5 жыл бұрын

I worked in a deli for one day... worst day of my life.

@JohnnyYK 5 жыл бұрын

As a college student that worked at a Walmart deli this is very accurate

@starless4146 5 жыл бұрын

Walmart deli? OH ...your poor soul....

@funandgames714 6 жыл бұрын

HAM!!!

@CoolLever 5 жыл бұрын

Okay, uhm.. how much ham-

@TheTrueArchonFTW 5 жыл бұрын

As someone who worked in a deli this is scary accurate...

@b.l.8755 5 жыл бұрын

I was a "meat clerk" myself in college. Very similar experience lol

@oneheckofabanana2016 4 жыл бұрын

What did you expect? People who eat stuff that damages the brain are dumb.

@dfwai7589 4 жыл бұрын

It's costumers like these that make you over thank someone who shows the most basic competence

@avinsahkumar4901 5 жыл бұрын

Oh god save me!!! That laugh of kid 0:52

@stacischreiner6453 6 жыл бұрын

Lol this is so true it’s sad

@itsjustchrisbro 6 жыл бұрын

Staci Schreiner HEY IM JUST TRYING TO GROW MY CHANNEL AND IF YOU LIKE IT CAN YOU PLS SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

@blakebarbee7224 6 жыл бұрын

Wow orange

@paramount.g6614 5 жыл бұрын

For anyone working in a similar place (myself included), in under the same circumstances (for university living money, because parents dont have wealth)..... hold on. It will get better. Wish you all the best.

@maxwellmoreno5535 5 жыл бұрын

Oh boi. I too work in a deli and people are rude, entitled to time, and want everything to be fresh and not have any of the end cap of food and just treat me and my co workers like garbage because... no reason, they just come in and ruin my day.

@D-Ruys 6 жыл бұрын

My favorite is: You work at a butcher, and its 3minutes before closing. And someone comes just befire the closing and orders half a pound rosebeef, while you just cleaned the machines.... * Hand clap to the face *

@9nikolai 6 жыл бұрын

"hand clap to the face" Do you mean facepalm?

@blakebarbee7224 6 жыл бұрын

6th

@personwehate1881 6 жыл бұрын

Felix Ruys And (me) the customer is wondering why your lazy ass is angry at doing your job. Me thinking to myself: "Do you want my fucking money or not cuz I could just find a new store to go to"

@9nikolai 6 жыл бұрын

Well, you wouldn't like cleaning everything once more when there's only 1 minute of work left either, would you? Unless you really really like your job and really really hate your life outside of it.

@blakebarbee7224 6 жыл бұрын

personwehate 1 although they are obligated to do that they shouldn't have to do it one minute til closing. Ofc it is your fault for arriving last minute to do anything. If I were the owner or employee I would close on you.

@CrazyPanda-rl5rz 6 жыл бұрын

So close

@TheRebelAndTheGirl 5 жыл бұрын

Ugh I worked at a deli for 3 months and I encountered the thin sliced lady many times.

@SlyXD-mb1so 5 жыл бұрын

3:39 I LAUGHED so hard😂😂😂

@booshroomz 5 жыл бұрын

I worked in a deli for over a year. I can confirm that this is %110 accurate. The walking home in the dark part made it even more relatable.

@rexyy7662 6 жыл бұрын

Lmao I just REMEBERED I HAVE HAM AT HOME

@InevitableD34th 5 жыл бұрын

After working the deli at Target for a year this is scary accurate.

@cooliodiablo6117 5 жыл бұрын

I once worked at Dairy Queen in highschool. I had a customer come through the drive thru once and she was trying to order a milkshake with no milk. I thought it was someone obviously fucking with me, but they were dead serious. I explained to them that a milkshake with no milk is just a cup of ice cream lol, and they seriously weren't getting it. I had to get my manager to deal with them because they were just so ridiculous.

@Rubboat 5 жыл бұрын

Think this guy lives in the Midwest after he said "minimum wage job" and "gets dark at 4:30"

@shesgotstyle2633 4 жыл бұрын

Lool I'm not in the midwest and in winter it gets dark at 4:30

@katestatt 4 жыл бұрын

i’m from europe and here it also gets dark at 4:30 pm in winter lol

@MysteryMeep1 6 жыл бұрын

3:35 that laugh 😂

@gamingcool69 5 жыл бұрын

Cheetoh:How much ham? Weird man: Y E S TRIGGERED

@Sswervyy Жыл бұрын

I had this one customer where he was hard staring down at our buffalo chicken for like two whole minutes, he looks up at me and says “hey I’m just looking for some buffalo chicken do you guys have any?” All I did was look at him and point down at where he was standing and he says “oh! It was right here the whole time you should’ve told me earlier!” as I swallow my pride with furious anger…

@slavwillisalmera9692 6 жыл бұрын

I'd end up walking out my friend has a job as a butcher and working at the deli so very similar but I'm glad to say he never has customers like this

@blakebarbee7224 6 жыл бұрын

SLAV willis Almera 4th

@jimerosa9934 6 жыл бұрын

0:53 has me weakkkkkk 💀

@blakebarbee7224 6 жыл бұрын

Jime Rosa third

@stoner0046 5 жыл бұрын

In my early years I quickly learned how much I came to detest the general public. So I examined what jobs were available for someone who truly thinks of their customers with nothing but discuss and disdain and I found it, I became a Correction Officer.

@hawkeyepierce8886 5 жыл бұрын

Ha!!

@MomsAgainstCatboys 5 жыл бұрын

Our the customer that demands that you serve them while your already serving the person that was in line before them.

@kirbythenoob 6 жыл бұрын

The entire time I was watching this is was looking at their necks, wondering how they manage the weight of their heads😂😂😂😂

@poptartcrustisdisgusting447 6 жыл бұрын

Brianna Edwards lol

@blakebarbee7224 6 жыл бұрын

Fifth

@notrandy4002 5 жыл бұрын

I've been working at a deli for the past 3 year. Can confirm

@ciera4935 2 жыл бұрын

I've been working in a deli for 1 month and I already want to off myself having to deal with these people every single day

@StringsCrusader 4 жыл бұрын

ahhh those slicing sounds take me back. that little soft *ping* noise that the blade would make.

@KeionWinn 6 жыл бұрын

3:17 Customer: Hey, do you have any ham on sale? Chip: Yes.

@hubertburger4178 6 жыл бұрын

Just give me ham dude

@warmaster072 5 жыл бұрын

Videos like this touch my soul because now i know someone else has felt my pain

@sandal66666 2 жыл бұрын

“CaN i geT 4 pounds of tHaT pePPeRoNi/salami stick, VeRy ThIn sliCed, please?” or “CaN i GeT 10383736 pounds of that HaM extremely thin sliced?” Jeez, i am gonna remember that experience of working in deli for 1 summer for whole my life.