Worth It | Best of r/HFY | 1986 | Humans are Space Orcs

Worth It | Best of r/HFY | 1986 | Humans are Space Orcs | Deathworlders are OP

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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@ttthttpd Жыл бұрын

"And I'd do it again. None of you could stop me!" - Jenkins, maybe

@davidragan9233 Жыл бұрын

Probably a direct descendant of Leroy.

@BlackBanditXX 3 ай бұрын

"Doctor Jenkins, that's enough!"

@daniel_f4050 Жыл бұрын

It never ceases to amaze me the way humans seem to be able to survive being 10 gallons of stupid in a 5 gallon bucket.

@wrathshorts2894 Жыл бұрын

THIS, is a bucket.

@imperialguardsmen9491 Жыл бұрын

@@wrathshorts2894 Dear god

@sancocho1718 Жыл бұрын

Like a monk'eigh humping a doorknob!

@draconex1 Жыл бұрын

@@imperialguardsmen9491 there's more

@war_moose5814 Жыл бұрын

10 gallon head in a 5 gallon hat

@someoneawesome8717 Жыл бұрын

"the Cuddle Enjoyer"well that's one heck of a name lol, but of course Humans come on strong

@munsterlandr1644 Жыл бұрын

i bet it's a big middle finger to the law, which i love. punk ass ship, on a mission to hug.

@alexandermathieson4774 Жыл бұрын

i think the flag ship is the " COOCHY COOCHY COO, LOOK AT YOU, YOURE GORGOUSE AND SOOOOO FLUFFY", the battle fleet is headed by the " kill em all, let their god sort it out" so a simitry in a duality of sorts.

@alexrees6969 Жыл бұрын

The Tau convention? *Breathes heavily in 40k*

@jankostrhun8725 Жыл бұрын

"Humans will not initiate first contact with newly discovered races" "Humans are only allowed to send a greeting to aforementioned races in a form of cyclonic torpedo or a virus bomb."

@wrathshorts2894 Жыл бұрын

(HEAVY IMPERIAL BREATHING)

@sirjmo Жыл бұрын

Or it could just be a math thing, tau vs pi

@songatoredenscio2416 Жыл бұрын

Also, Jenkins is the name of a adorable character in ME 1

@shatteredchaos7088 Жыл бұрын

when their are rules for a human not to touch something it will almost always be broken within a matter of seconds so this story would be acurate

@TrebenWhahahaha Жыл бұрын

Started with that an apple, went down hill from there.

@robertalexander5892 Жыл бұрын

@@TrebenWhahahaha So true. 🤣

@derekstein6193 Жыл бұрын

"The Cuddle Enjoyer" Splendid. It is good to know the name of the vessel I will one day be serving aboard.

@sancocho1718 Жыл бұрын

Aggressive xenos, kills cute space otters. Humanity: EXTERMINATUSSSS!!!!!!

@AnikaJarlsdottr 3 ай бұрын

"I hereby sign the death warant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion"

@jakemallory4239 Жыл бұрын

loved this one, now i need a hug.

@nexusdrop7863 Жыл бұрын

I am thinking of a meme I saw where a giant shark was jumping out of the water with the words "HUG ME"

@redraptorx1066 Жыл бұрын

was the first name of that human crew member "Leeroy" by any chance?

@nexusdrop7863 Жыл бұрын

The legendary Human, of which songs were written? The Chosen One who .... was a legend. The legend of the legend who... was legendary?

@Heegaherger Жыл бұрын

Probably.

@noppornwongrassamee8941 Жыл бұрын

@@nexusdrop7863 He just wanted to cuddle some newborn baby dragons!

@TheMonkey747 Жыл бұрын

Humans are like the Terran Canine. Stupid most of the time, but scary Smart when they need to be and they're Scarily protective, too. Edit: spelling.

@mackenziedrake 4 ай бұрын

@@TheMonkey747 That's why we're best buds for life.

@evilgasm5320 Жыл бұрын

Jenkins: "still worth it!"

@marions.3657 Жыл бұрын

Wish there was playlist of just stories about humans wanting to pet, and protect other species,

@jamesha175 3 ай бұрын

LOL when the human ship is named "Cuddle Enjoyer"

@theengagedfew 6 ай бұрын

Now I wanna pet the spiky otter.

@robinchwan Жыл бұрын

if there's something worth defending or petting it's something that reminds you of cute animals on earth!

@MrNorker77 Жыл бұрын

Except that what is a cute animal to a human is likely a ferocious predator to any other species

@robinchwan Жыл бұрын

@@MrNorker77 " here's a snack you cute little killer, who's a good boy "

@Maddog3060 Жыл бұрын

You only delay the inevitable!

@wrathshorts2894 Жыл бұрын

Human cuddles: I am. Inevitable.

@glorbojibbins2485 Жыл бұрын

"cuddle enjoyer" 😂

@XVDragonGaming Жыл бұрын

God dammit Jenkins! Now the rest of us are suffering! Lol

@stratometal 11 ай бұрын

Of course, Jenkins are always why we can't enjoy ourselves, they go the extra mile after crossing the line!

@jeanannd Жыл бұрын

LOL, we are. First time I saw a snake I wanted to hold it, pet it. I volunteered at the Butterfly Pavilion to do the touch cart. I got to hold Rosie the Rose Haired tarantula and teach about her. Also hissing cockroaches, and more. Love the experience.

@thatonedude6949 Жыл бұрын

Humanity with dogs and cats : *Cuddles* Humanity with Pigs and Dolphins : *Cuddles* Humanity with Lions and sharks and prety much everything deadly : *Cuddles* Humanity with Xenos : *Cuddles* Humanity with Humanity : "Aight time to kill hunderts for no good reason and cause price spikes for everyone not directly involved"

@nooneofimportance2110 Жыл бұрын

What about roaches, spiders, scorpions, and centipedes? Not many people "cuddle" them.

@thatonedude6949 Жыл бұрын

Please notice the "not many", wich doesnt deny that there are people cuddeling them. If something exist, then at least 1 member of Humanity will try to cuddle it.

@nooneofimportance2110 Жыл бұрын

@@thatonedude6949 😑True.

@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын

@@thatonedude6949 shudders.. dont remind me ,its like rule 34... i think we can call this rule 99... theres always SOME NUT JOBB!... that thinks despite how the xeno eldritch thing melts them into nutrient goo just by contact or lays egg's under their skin just from it.. they still want to ..cuddle.. it... aka the 1% of rule 99 i am happy to trade raw materials with space crawlies but they sure as fkninghel stay on ther side of my stellaris border or its exterminatus!

@alt3241 Жыл бұрын

I like spiders alas none are cuddly :(

@oakenshadow6763 Жыл бұрын

It would be worth it.

@Sycon-hf7zi Жыл бұрын

Worth it!

@brokencreationlordmegatrol3037 Жыл бұрын

FOR SPACE OTTERS!!!!!!

@KroMagnum4 Жыл бұрын

Leroooooooy Jeeeenkins!

@kurtismiller9544 Жыл бұрын

Keep at it Skald you're doing good 👍👍

@wrathshorts2894 Жыл бұрын

He's a party pooper.

@Monster_Ink Жыл бұрын

Damm it Jenkins 😆 Thanks for the narration! For the algorithm!

@nooneofimportance2110 Жыл бұрын

As much as I enjoy cute animals ... dear god, porcupine otters? Why the HELL would you pet something before knowing what it is. What next? Is someone going to try to be friends with a Krite, a Gremlin, maybe a pet Deadly Spawn?

@nooneofimportance2110 Жыл бұрын

I just realized, does anyone even know what a Deadly Spawn is?

@wrathshorts2894 Жыл бұрын

YES!

@TheLastRhapsody Жыл бұрын

I don't think Jenkins went in to pet the spiky otters /before/ learning they were spiky otters.

@12gagebastis Жыл бұрын

you understand that we have ppl on this planet that willingly let themselves get bit by venomous reptiles, we have people that willingly cohabitate with apex predators and if they are killed another takes their place, we have ppl that literally stick spiders in their mouths....befriending hell hounds seems like a walk in the park fur us lmao.

@christopherg2347 2 ай бұрын

The Tau Convention - the protection order for new species.

@RWorley3sl Жыл бұрын

Why are aliens crabs and not furry best friends to be.

@seighartmercury Жыл бұрын

Crabs might not be furry, but they're still shaped like a friend

@mikkelnpetersen 5 ай бұрын

"THE CUDDLIES MUST BE CUDDLED"

@merlinathrawes746 8 ай бұрын

Yep, sounds about right. But truthfully, in a first contact situation there are MANY things that need to be decided upon by the contacted species. Physical contact would HAVE to be one of those things.

@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@brianlips8346 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the story 🙂🙂🙂

@stratometal 11 ай бұрын

Some of us will want to hug the cute honey badger, despite knowing full well it will maul us to death 100x10^99 times, but we will do it, because its worth it!! Yes nothing wrong with the ship name either, love this approach to HFY stories.

@rudolfimmanuel6360 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely HUMAN!!!

@colinmurphy525 7 ай бұрын

Yep, this feels about right!

@michaelyoung7261 Жыл бұрын

Dang it Jenkins, you ruined it for the rest of us

@magmadude35 Жыл бұрын

Lmao that was a good one I need to share this around.

@volk551 Жыл бұрын

sapient space otters I want to pet

@reighniz4488 Жыл бұрын

That was GREAT!

@galahad626 Жыл бұрын

Now I just need you to do the small galaxy rewrite

@EvilPaladin11 Жыл бұрын

Second HFY story on this channel that has space otters.

@MarkJohnson-ro1ed Жыл бұрын

What was the other one?

@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын

Greetings, Mentlgent! For the Rhjyhtm that is Algo Don't touch the spiky Xenos! OWCH!

@RW-kn3xp Жыл бұрын

not the first time listening to this one, an not the last

@unspacy2099ad Жыл бұрын

Worth It

@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын

cool

@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

@willgallatin2802 Жыл бұрын

Um was his first name Leroy? LOL

@blacksuite1 Жыл бұрын

Where did you get the thumbnail pic?

@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm11!

@rosebloodwater13 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, the captain was right.

@t.p.3456 3 ай бұрын

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

@xavierzaxavier5873 Жыл бұрын

well if we find another who can build civilization like us and dont want eat or destroy us...surely human will become so friendly with that creature...

@robertstoneking7916 Жыл бұрын

We want to play with lions, tigers, bears, venomous, snakes, alligators, orcas. Don't want to eat or destroy us doesn't factor that strongly for many.

@asandrewsilvaw Жыл бұрын

For the average algorithm

@junisaresilvosa9430 Жыл бұрын

for the algorithm

@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын

1st, 26 January 2023

@beingsneaky Жыл бұрын

I have always hated those stories of humans not controlling themselves.. screeching, ohhing and ahhiing , touching. Hugging fricking control yourselves damn it. Why would any first contact team have anyone on it who can't control themselves??? One more damn trope I hate about these stories.

@SH-qs7ee Жыл бұрын

I know, right? It's not like every human above the age of 8 knows not to simply run up and touch/pet/hug anyone or any strange creature anyway. Heck, doing that kind of thing on Earth in likely to get you mauled; why would any human do it somewhere else?

@benjamintherogue2421 Жыл бұрын

That and being blatantly stupid.

@Amariachan Жыл бұрын

i kind of like it, instead of stories depicting humans as monstrous killing machines, it depicts our softer sides. our good sides curiosity compassion love etc.

@SuperGamefreak18 Жыл бұрын

@@Amariachan I think their issue is it’s too far in this angle.

@Amariachan Жыл бұрын

@@SuperGamefreak18 fair enough