"You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge." -Karl Pilkington

when you are a kid you like ricky. when you are an edgy teen you respect steve. when you grow up you realise karl is a sage.

I want this played at my funeral, lighten the mood n that

"So he was a bit of a hoarder"

Best quote ever: "did the 3 wise men get the baby Jesus them presents for his birthday, or Christmas?" - Karl Pilkington.

"people who live in glass houses have to answer the door" :D God bless Karls round little head

"Go on the beaches an' tha'" - Winston Churchill

Karl's spewing of wisdom makes me smile no matter how bad my day was Thank ya boys

2:11 the way he says "inventing electricity" 😂

"dodo, get rid of it. if the bird's gone, the word can" amazing

Karl may just be the greatest comedian of all time.

"Just get on with it" is actually quite a good philosophical quote.

"Every step starts with a step"

"Knowledge is hassle" is my favourite quote

One day, future generations will listen to and study these podcasts. He's a modern philosopher. Imagine if he had been born in ancient Greece; I'm sure he would have been a Socrates-type figure.

Flogging a dead horse "But it depends on what that horse has done to you"

"I don't want to be bungled in." -Karl Pilkington

“It’s a foodage”

"Don't be chucking that out, you might need that later" - this should be a T-shirt !!!

I can't sleep while listening to Karl. I can't stop laughing.

"Innit" -Karl Pilkington

Karl pilkington = genius

Karl reminds of some children I taught in my career. They were low-achievers and not clever in the recognised sense at all, but their thought processes were fascinating. If you gave them word association tests the answers would be on the face of it stupid, but sometime later you would realise there was crazy kind of logic after all. Give Karl a job at Oxford university in the philosophy or science faculties and he would be lost but he would stimulate new pathways of thought in the fellows. They could give him an honorary PhD in Knockin’ Abou’ An’ Tha’!

Thanks for uploading!

"Treat the world like a head" - Karl Pilkington That's killed me 🤣🤣🤣🌍

Ricky: “are you gonna to bring the brain into it?” Karl: “I dunno, let’s just see what happens.” 34:27

"People who live in green houses"

This is brilliant. Karl is Gold ! She was in a cupboard ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can’t wait for the day, Ricky finds out how much of the stuff, Karl talks about actually makes sense and is real 😂 Karl’s a different kind of soul to most of you

I love Ricky's laugh more than anything.... 😂😂😂

You know...sometimes Karls‘ thoughts are not too far away from real academic debates. When he poses the question „Do you control your brain or does your brain control you?“ for example. Replace the word „brain“ by „subconscious“ and you have a very valid question - also linked to Sigmund Freud.

I envy Karl's simple straight-forward mind

there is a logic to Karls thought process.

"Does the brain control you, or do you control the brain?"

Karl is a lot happier than all of us

Awesome, thanks for uploading this :)

Was over the moon when i found your Great channel ! Remember watching this year's ago. but missed so much as I used to go out on the lash. so happy to say a Massive thanks for your uploads. 😂

‘It depends if you’re busy at that point’😂😂😂

"Never go to the doctor." Karl Pilkington. 😁

Karl pilkington: one of the 20 greatest men of the century.

Yessss love watching these at night :) thanks for the upload!

‘it’s 2006. why are they still using their index finger?’. never tire of his humour. and Ricky’s laughter.... always cheers me up! 2020 has been a shitshow of a year.... so glad to have these podcasts to distract us from the dark ugly world outside. some call Karl stupid... i disagree. he’s an honest simple man. childlike. no philosophy degree like Ricky but he a unique way of thinking and questions everything like a child. i love that. he’s got the last laugh tho.... he’s made a fortune from being ‘stupid’. he’s not so stupid, folks.

Great work

Yay for new content!

38:00 I think Steve secretly dosnt know what error Ricky is on about

"I don't know if I'm thinking cause it's got a mind of its own!"😅

For someone who is being labeled as an idiot by Steve and Ricky, he is absolutely the opposite. He is brilliant in his observations.

Thanks guys 💜

Love Steve (and Karl and Ricky). So quick witted and insightful. Very rarely nasty.

"what about the warning in greenhouses?" That is Karl remembering "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."

God bless Karl

It makes perfect sense that you shouldn't go chucking things around if you live in a glass house 😆

“Uuuh, she was in a cupboard”

I thought this was hilarious because I was stoned last night. Watching this today and its still funny😂 Karl is a genius in disguise.

42:25 mouse with an ear on its back 37:20 youd never see a black ghost 47:05 someone just puts you there i cant be bothered running the country like tarzan 50:40 the flea can jump over the london eye 40:50 Anne Frank 53:05 its gonna make it freezin’ 01:00:10 01:03:40 the problem with the moon is 01:05:35 what other games have you brought 01:06:10 keep a couple, fill the rest in 01:08:50 superman never told.. Lewis hulk, he wasnt happy 01:10:00 wander about, not get seen i think its more of a hinderance 01:11:30 eyes looking in their ‘ead 01:13:30 but they havent had band aid yet za

I love Karl 🤗

Bungled is a word I'll said lots of times.

Treat the world like a head

39:11 is where it began. The day I woke my parents up with my laughter

Another great upload. Thanks for all your hard work, Doctor.

At 8:00 it reminds me of a quote from someone “love and let love, with the stipulation that those who love in glass houses breath on the windows” I didn’t quote exactly

Damn. Karl is special. For real.

Manmoths?

It's brilliant

Best ben franklin quote." Fish and guests stink after 3 days." Words to live by folks.

I love the "Glass house" analogy because Ricky gets it wrong as well. It's not about "Don't attack people if you have more to lose" it essentially means don't be a hypocrite and throw stones at people for the same things you do.

He’s like a child that’s still at that point in development where they still take every saying literally.

Can't believe I haven't heard this one yet! Finding new unheard kp content makes me feel like a babe on Christmas morn. Now I know that when I get my glass house with plasma screens, I need to take it easy with the stone throwing. Valuable info

Forget the Mensa, listen CAREFULLY to Karl for at least an hour (Imperative is - at least 60 min. 🙂) and if you're not laughing and/or not annoyed, talk to someone ASAP 😂😂😂 Karl is anthology material and only the time will (and is) tell how big he is. Tremendous! ^_^

This is sooooo funny! Ive never laughed so much.😊😂😂😂 Thank you for sharing!! Gosh! I just had to subscribe!!!! Moira From England.

Eyes that were looking in their ‘ead

The octopus gozzes everywhere...lol.

I’ll never understand how Ricky never heard of an elephant in the room

29:00 wow... Karl has a firmer grasp of the problems in philosophy of mind than both Ricky and Stephen who take scientism at face value. Respect

‘“We’ll go on the beaches and all that”-Winston Churchill’- Karl Pilkington

The "want" in "waste not, want not" uses the old meaning of "need", rather than "desire". So it means "don't waste stuff, and you'll never run short". He didn't intend it to mean "don't waste a thing, because you might realise you want that thing later."

I don't know if it's just me but some of the things Karl is saying is actually intelligent. He's hit the nail on the head when he was talking about politics in my opinion

Karl is so right though! “Is that the best thing he said?” ✅ “Why is that one remembered?” ✅ “‘Waste not want not’ isn’t even that catchy” ✅

"NEVER SEEN A BLACK GHOST" kp

I can't be the only one who has had an argument with his mrs during this corona pandemic, having to sleep in the back of his best pals van as they are worried ill infect them. But not having a care in the world because this has cheered me up.

“If the birds gone so can the word surely”

In what should be a post-Brexit Britain, Karl Pilkington is so right on voting. What a man. We have the illusion of a democracy. From 20:00ish

@20:08 - agree with karl on voting

35:45 the point about leading from behind vs the front is actually quite deep. Karl does have some good theories he just can't explain it well or they don't let him.

Can't eat listening to Karl, every time I go to swallow food he chokes me up with his karlism's.

I love that Karl, while not understanding metaphors, actually came up with a great metaphor. "people who live in glass houses have to open the door"

I agree with Karl completely on the prostate exam.

"basic glass houses" thank god we moved past that stage in our history

Wow...anybody else notice that both Steven and Ricky both made fun of Karl for not knowing what the glasshouse analogy meant and then they both tell what they think it means and they're both wrong too!

"Willy-nillily" 🙃

& "Every Step starts with a Step!" :o)

Omfg the glass house is killin me

“You know how they say there’s 5 senses? There’s loads more”

When Ricky intentionally didn't understand Karl's ridiculous attempt to talk about "the elephant in the room".... that was brilliant.

4:08 bungled is a word though, he may not be using it perfectly but it ain’t a bad use of the word

I didn't like Ricky Gervais until Karl Pilkington. I thought Ricky was just a so so comedian. Once I started to get the whole Karl thing I was just so impressed that I forever more will love Steven Merchant, Karl Pilkington and Ricky Gervais..... 🥰

"basic glass houses" 🍷 🏠

bungle is a real word

bro i like all of them, but if i had to spend a week with any of them, i’d pick karl hands down lmaoo