First off, Yep, I knew Rouge would win. Secondly, I knew it was only a matter of time before you saw this cringefest. I'm just glad you had a fellow reactor to share the pain with.

I was litterally in tears of laughing, absolutely ridiculous 🤣. One of the most outrageous video sent by someone in the sonic community by far.

Video will forever remain in sonic youtube history💀

Nard’s reaction to each very sus thing said, gets me every time 😂

Why's the edit when they said "1, 2, 3, 4, 5" so hilarious to me? 😂

HE FINALLY REACTED TO PEAK FICTION

This is crazy Nard! That's what 2008 to today brings.

Im cutting him some slack, this was 13 - 15 years ago, i remember videos like this on the Sonic community side of YT at the time were being pushed out on a daily

With the joke out of the way, I'd like to meet this guy irl and ask what his thought process was making this lol

That Brother Starving, Everything about this video is out of pocket.

I had a feeling nard was gonna react to this!😂

0:13 this man getting worked up over character ages is hilarious lmao also adding in cream to the thumbnail is very clickbaity considering he never put her in the list

Much thanks for leaving that pic of Sally on the screen for two and a half minutes homie

In the Archie comics the did this thing where Amy wished for herself to be older to go on missions with the freedom fighters and they later described her as a 16 year old with the mind of a 10 year old

"Hot chick heaven"

I could feel this man Nard's braincells just explode as this vid went on lol

0:12 Sega remove the characters ages lol

Bro is so down bad, he’s at the Earths core

Wait, I just saw cream on the thumbnail💀 WTF

This was a meme in the fandom for years and you only found out now? 😭😭😭

Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO! Number 10: Try this question on for size. Who chases and hugs Sonic all the time and wields a powerful hammer? Why it's Amy Rose of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that she's still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a dress, and when have you ever seen 3 big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! So once again, Amy Rose is lovely; that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer. Who's at number 9? It's this alien plant girl from a distant planet. Cosmo, from Sonic X. She arrived on the character's planet to deliver a message saying that the galaxy was under attack by a force called the Metarex. She doesn't do much except tell people to stop fighting and focus on the real matter at hand. The real reason she lands at the #9 is that she becomes Miles "Tails" Prower's sweetheart, something Tails needed for a long while. Numero Ocho. Cream the Rabbit's mother, Vanilla. She's attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about her is that the leader of Team Chaotix, Vector the Crocodile, falls in love with her. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in a season 3 episode of Sonic X, she helps Chris Thorndyke get into space to fight the Metarex along with Sonic and friends. What number's next? Seven, of course. Wave the Swallow from Sonic Riders. People always root for the good guys, but sometimes, the bad guys steal the show. Her mechanical IQ is equal to Tails. She also happens to be the smartest member of the Babylon Rogues. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Like Jet the Hawk and Storm the Albatross, her specialty is riding the air-boards called "Extreme Gear". With two very long and smooth feathers extending from her head to her calves and droopy eyes, Wave will rock your socks. If only we could see her take wing. Numero Six. Tikal the Echidna from Sonic Adventure 1. Named after an ancient Mayan city of the same name, Tikal is the daughter of Chief Pachacamac. She's yet another character that hardly does a thing except beg her father to stop being so greedy. She also traps herself inside the Master Emerald so that the water god Chaos doesn't reign terror upon the land. When you're the daughter of a person in the highest power, you need to look your best and Tikal delivers perfectly. That's why she's #6. Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! Ah-Ah-Ahhh! Mina Mongoose from the Sonic Archie comics. How could you go wrong with a girl that looks like this? She can run nearly as fast as Sonic and she went from being a Freedom Fighter to being a popstar singer. Next to Princess Sally she looks more humanoid than the other characters. Who could top someone who has long mauve hair? This female standing at number 4: Blaze the Cat. One word: Pyrokinesis. How would you like to have that superpower? I mean Blaze could play around in the Himalayas for hours and she would be perfectly fine! Also, 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a Native American. I really like the fact that her love interest is the telekinetic hedgehog Silver. The combination of mind-moving and fire superpowers make these two a reliable couple. But what really lands Blaze in the #4 spot is that her attitudes apparently more different from the other females. Next up is #3. What's better than having a female with cascading quills? How about a female with cascading quills and hair? Julie-Su the Echidna, another Archie comic exclusive has that feature. She's smart, knows exactly what to do as a freedom fighter, and even trained Amy once. She's also the girl of Knuckles' dreams. Heh, lucky him. Her older self in the series Mobius: X Years Later is just downright hot! Just look at that long ponytail! Now we're talkin'! Number 1, 2, button my shoe! Princess Sally Acorn. There's a lot to say about this character. She's the heir to the throne, Sonic's first official romance, the only character that used to not wear clothes, brave and athletic, the most humanoid character, and is like a mother to Tails. In the TV show, Sonic SatAM, one Freedom Fighter, the cowardly Antoine constantly tries to woo Sally, but doesn't succeed because... he's a coward! The Princess is also a semi-perfect example of an excellent love interest, although there were a couple of times when she really snapped and acted like a lunatic; in the comics, that is. But overall, Sally Acorn really stands out amongst the slew of females not just because she's Sonic's first official love interest, or because she's the only one who didn't wear clothes, but because in the comics, she grew very long hair, and married Sonic in the future, becoming the Queen. So, you've seen a pyrokinetic Cat, a swallow, two gorgeous echidnas, and even a princess! Who could possibly top those kinds of females? Well, get ready folks; this is the #1 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog female character. Rouge the Bat. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she's as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles, and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she's only interested in one object set; jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds. There actually have been situations where Rouge's cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay. I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly across the landscape via strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere. These three traits make Rouge the Bat triumph over all of the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You oughta be proud. There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest female chicks in the Sonic universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day, and I'll see you later. HERE WE GO!

Imagine someone over 14 years ago, watching this video and said you were simping over Furries you goofy

Mom: go play with the neighbor's kid The neighbor's kid:

Let's be honest, We all knew Rouge would be #1.

If he made it today it kinda wouldn’t matter but he is still crazy but remember sonic and friends got ages cannon removed so idk

Imagen if cream was on the list

I wonder where the Person who made the tier list now?

he had to have had this in his drafts for atleast a couple years and used tyrecordlols vid at the last second

COSMO IS LITERALLY EIGHT AND TIKAL IS 3,000+

The Sonic the Hedgehog series is the only series I can think of with the most cursed and screwed-up fanbase.

I got da cops on speed dail, they should be at my house any minute now- *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

That thumbnail has me scared with Cream being there... 🐀

Nah you can't lie, this video is a classic for the Sonic fans.. I personally don't find any Sonic characters hot. (Rouge included.)

I know he regrets watching this.

2:20 Was I only one thinking he was gonna look up google images?

Why simp for them when Maddie is right there?!

Why is cream on the thumbnail 🤨

Isn’t Cosmo a kid? If she’s Tails’ lover, she’s probably around 8. 💀 also, Blaze the cat is 14. There is just so many things wrong with that video- 😭😭😭

Is that weird liking fictional characters?

traits he likes about them motherhood hair special interests royalty rouge being number 1 makes sense tho lol

What in the mobius hell was going through this guy's head

9:19 Why…WHY would you point that out?!

Boute Amy's age of 12, that has recently been retconned and most folk tend to over look that age anyways because she always looks older than that. So as of recent Amy's age is probabaly not that younge anymore due to the retcons. not to mention we have no clue as to what Boom Amy's age is. if anyone has Boom Amy and Boom Sonic's ages let me know. But yeah as the cannons change I think we can't settle for a top ten tier list anymore. I think we need to officialy have a tier list that involves all Sonic females, in all their differant canons, and universes, from games, to comics, to shows, to fan fictions and beyond. I think that would be alot more fair if you ask me.

I feel called out at the start of the vid because I Simp for Shadow 😭

I can't believe he didn't include Sonics mother from Sonic Underground

I realized im more older than amy 😭😭😭

I need beer...

Yo just look at the commentary LOL

3:15 one of my top favorite characters

The size of an average human mother. 🤨

Someone reacting to a video reacting to the hottest sonic characters………………

6:10 10:11

He forgot someone...

How are you Nard?

I lost all my Brain cells watching this, only one remains...

Stead of named just heaven or something

Oh no I know this dude from Tik Tok 😂😂😂

How does strength translate to attractiveness?

Bro sorry for late comment but right now what making me laugh how they name it hot chick heaven

Like bro hot chick heaven Brooke hahaha bro seriously I can't stop laughing right now

Amy is same age as me soooooo

Lol bro why the name the heaven hot chick bro hahaha bui I can't stop laughing bro

rouge would win im not a simp she wins so many people are simps for a fiction charecter that was made not too long ago back in 200-

this man creating this list needs to go outside

Stuff like this is merely the tip of the Iceberg especially these days I’m afraid, I don’t even feel comfortable in some circles of the Sonic fandom community anymore.

someone said they would have been upset if Elise was number one. say what you want about 06 but at least Elise is a human.

DON'T LET HIM COOK

Just reminding everyone the Amy is 12 and Cosmo is 8

How to make someone anti-furry:

Imagine sonic date her mom like if sonic meet her mom and he look at her and looking at her my for longest and tell your girlfriend am done with u I dating your mom hahaha that will been so stupid

nard tyrecords is literally downbad

What the actual hell? Yeah bro needs to go see the sun and touch some lawn grass.

Oh good Lord....... My hope in humanity is slipping

The cringe is sending me bro lol 😆

Not all furries dont care about age they care about appearence. I havent even finished this video and I know Cream the Rabbit is going to be on this list edit: It was not, but for the sake of keeping my comments honest in assumption i will keep this here

Downright hot nahhhhhhh bro hah lol

💗💗💗💗

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The tier is so terrible 😭😭

LMAO

i can understand rouge but wtf

Stop💀

😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂 what was this

Sad fact is that they dont have ages anymore

Like Michael Jordan would say to this guy, "Stop it. Get some help."

3:20 COSMO IS 8

If he had Cream and other I'm like... yeah Humanity is the worst race on planet earth. I mean the only thing I might accept is Rouge, cuz she is mature age but the rest AYO?! When was this streamed by the way?

2:19 But isn’t Amy… 1 2 ? (Nerd like voice) Erm, actually, you Can’t date someone young since that is considered illegal ☝️🤓

1: Why is this video becoming relevant? 2: Rouge is the hottest. Vanilla is the best. End of story. 3: Rouge isn't legal. Only 17. Read the Heroes manual. Y'all goin' to jail.

I'm around the same age as blaze soooooo Hear me out...