+rossmallo Spiderman 3 in a nutshell

rossmallo because the suit is black lol

This suit is black pause not

rossmallo me too honestly

I'd probably say something like that.

Not being afraid of anything is more like being a suicidal dumbass.

objectiveHypocrite In many ways yes, fear/apprehension is a big part of recognizing and dealing with danger.

To be fair, the film doesn't encourage bravery, for the very reason you stated. There can be no courage/bravery without fear. When the film tells you to leave it at the door, they enforce the lack of emotion.

It still leave the question if those ursa find human by fear why not counter them with robots? I mean you have the engineer to built massive starship but your robotics weren't advance enough to drone the hell out of those ursa?

Marveryn you're trying to bring logic into a Shyamalan movie. That's like trying to bring a glass of ice water to a forest fire.

Lol

well I mean he can ghost so he probably just used his boredom as a levitation device

He pushed the atoms to propel him in.

JakeTakesTheCakes that would have been awesome.

Like when you spit out your front car window only for it to fly through the back window and hit your little sister in the face?

Lukes a Hazard Dank Dick

That profile pic though.

Lukes a Hazard Or more likely M.Night himself has never read a book and Moby Dick is the famous one hes heard about.

Dankaty dank dank adoo

I also realized something else, Master Po. Maybe the reason that all of the animals on Earth evolved over *1,000 years* specifically to kill Humans better is due to some genetic tampering from the evil "Aliens". It still sounds like bullshit, but hey, it's a science fictionous explanation. If it's good enough for comic books... But no, that would be smart, and the real reason is most likely just Shyamalan trying to drop an anvil on everyone's heads about how we're killing the environment and animals evolved to avenge Gaia or oppose the "evil Humans" or some shit like that.

+Ian McGovern m. Night McGovern

wat a twist!! xD i got one too, it was a dream, will smith wakes up in a mental clinic

+ReinfieldSoma3 wow m8. I GOTS 1 to!!!1!1! Jaden has hype realistic eyes and is in a coma the entire time. W0W

Maybe take away the ursa, smelling fear part. Make humans leave earth for some other reason. You could scrap off the fearless father thing and make Will Smith more human & relatable. Give him a better name instead of his anime special attack like name. Less monologues. Cast someone else in place of jaden and make him just a good cadet instead of Will Smith's son(behind enemy lines like relationship between both), hire a director who can do a large scale sci-fi movie(shyamalan thrives better in lower budgets)... maybe jj abrams. And give will Smith lesser control over the creative, planning process. Maybe push out Will Smith himself and bring in idris Elba, Laurence fishburne, Cuba gooding jr or chiwetel ejiofor in place of him, and someone like Michael B Jordan, John boyega, Donald Glover or Alfred Enoch instead of jaden. Save that money for better writers.

That would have been great

MiLO K same here man

Fully agree

then i would actually watch it

***** That's the thing though, in the original there A) wasn't enough time for them to evolve at all, let alone into more deadly forms and B) no reason for them to evolve to kill a species that wasn't present on the planet. In my version the creatures didn't evolve on their own, they were genetically engineered to kill humans and other living weapons as part of the bio war. The fact that they are still able to kill humans when humans return is not due to evolution but to the genetic damage done to them before the humans left.

+Monster Genome While that would be cool, rampant mutants would disrupt the biosphere of the planet and destroy the food chain, so everything would end up getting killed and probably turn vast areas into badlands. Unless these mutants would somehow enter a dormant state, as long as there are no humans around, thus leaving the rest of the animals alone.

Kludgy Lynx Or there would be pre-programmed flaws and fears in the mutants so that their creators could keep them under control until they were released into enemy territory. Some could be allergic to oak, others might have a deep-seeded fear of ants. Or maybe those could just be random negative mutations that happened during the monstrous mutation process... or maybe humans are gone for so long that the biosphere has time to adjust and life "finds a way" but the drive to kill humans is still imbedded in them because there was no reason that those traits would go away. OR maybe its like a Primal Zerg situation where the planet turns into a monstrous free for all and only the strongest survive and prey upon only a small portion of the weaker creatures of the Earth while defending their territory from other monsters. What I'm saying is there's a lot of places this premise could go, but M. Night's was the worst.

+EpicDorito To quote another Shyamalan film: It's an act of nature that we will never understand. Or maybe Earth spontaneously developed some sort of hive consciousness a la Pandora.

the other one... not so much.

xD

Shockeray I read your comment before I heard it in the video. I thought you were saying pointless things and I laughed. But then Will Smith said it and...😑

ha

I used to be a mud crab like you, but I've fought adventurers tougher than you!

Haha that cracked me up so much, this movie is such a shit show i was just hoping that being a crazy shitty movie made by a wacky scientologist who acts like an alien it would have a line like Travoltas in Battlefield Earth, like YOUR FRIENDLY BARTENDER now we just need tom cruise to make a really shitty L Ron style sci fi to complete the trifecta haha, mummy doesnt count he did the opposite, Edge of Tomorrow is a damn good movie

@@KaladinVegapunk Edge of Tomorrow is based on the manga All You Need Is Kill, so it doesn't count, Battlefield Earth is actually an L Ron book and Will thought of After Earth, so Cruise needs to either select another book or come up with his own idea, preferably one that contains the word Earth

+Xiao Andy prob'ly why he didnt make it as a ranger in the first place. lol

His suit is turning black and getting wants you to know he likes it.

Xiao Andy Well, I assume that’s because no one actually knows what they do...I mean...if there’s some distant sounds or temperature drops a tad, they turns black. But it did nothing when he got stabbed in the heart...so give them a break, the manual for those things are pretty long and hard to memorize.

No his body did not create the fear Hormone during training and it was not training at the level of fighting those things yet the movie just started when he was taken out on the ship of this father some people dont need to watch movies.

Tierney Simmons Oh, so it was fear pheromone...so i’m guessing his body also secrete pheromone when the air temperature drops by 5 degrees...while he was unconscious...and the reason he didn’t want to jab the needle in his heart had nothing to do with fear then? It didn’t change then, so he wasn’t afraid!

hey, shadow is awesome. (no i'm not a 12 yr old sonic fanboy, but i always liked shadow best :D).

+The Goddamn Batman shadow's good in SA2, but I do feel he got a bit worse when he was in his own game.

329link lets say i loved the backstory of shadow.

+329link damn damn damn damn damn damn

Thank you you beautiful man or woman you made my night

Brothers ex boyfriend? HAH! GAAAAY!

Kolbatsu Seifer... ha, ha, ha. Thumbs up for you.

WimpyGamer You're so stupid you have to point out the obvious to make yourself look smart? Or are you just desperately trying to show off being a pathetic homophobic loser? :P

Kek

It's so dense. So many things are happening

Jacob De Paz Wait.... that ain't Rick Berman

Croaky What is it with Ricks?

***** Don't forget about the gravitons!

whatevr99 You landed on the favorite part of that sequence, so I applaud you. If it hadn't been finished, we'd have all been killed.

+Floydthefuckbag But isn't Jaden's head a WiFi hotspot?

WolfGameAlpha touche.

That's what I thought, too XD

Floydthefuckbag And hey, you got Jaden's forehead!

You also need to download the app, so it generates a QR code on your phone that the mask can scan. Then the oxygen mask is connected, and you're ready to -press some juice- breathe oxygen

+startrekpug His forehead is only a wi-fi extender...only gives him extra range.

+Paul Dennett It gives him infinite range.

So it’s fucking useless then? I mean Isn’t that like saying “The mask only supply air when you’re in an air-filled environment?” Where can you find an area around the ship without air? The space? But...won’t you need spacesuits for that? And why is there just one dude passing them around like candies? Oxygen masks are built into airplanes for emergencies...so their spaceships have to rely on a dude slowly passing them out...? As opposed to...just build them in panels or drop down from above???

A hull breach, maybe???

Jaiden Animations Smith

But hey, it would look neat. For about five minutes.

Dr Shaym THE FUTURE!

Maybe in the future everyone has Microsoft hololens surgically implanted.

+Brandon Alexander Nah, everything is chrome in the future

Never thougt i would see Dra shaym in this comment section

I legit heard pencil and I was so confused. Will's Kratos voice really isn't good for articulation.

I seriously love this line.

' i see a pincer in my shoulder, and i decide that it kinda sucks having it there''

It took me 4 years to realize you wrote "Smill With"

"i broke my leg very badly, and I decide, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that hurts"

Fully agree

It’s probably similar to children of immigrants visiting their parents homeland, and you can extrapolate that more and more the farther you get from the parents, like grandparents, great grandparents to the point where they’re ancestors

Both you AND Dr Shaym commented on this video? Man, I almost feel as if I have friends now. Nice.

The writers could've actually used this as a character theme but no they had to be fucking retarded.

Actually, that's not true either. Fear is a base emotional state almost entirely ruled by the amygdala. Rational thought does not require fear, and in fact is often overridden by instinctive fear responses. Hence, this is why people who panic often will die in situations where someone who remains cool and collected will find a way to survive.

Look, he's just bored. He just wants to go home.

this is actually a more nuanced concept than you guys are giving it credit for. When we developed our sense of fear, our selective pressures for evolution were very different than they were after the rise of human civilization. Despite being helpful for assessing danger and having an instantaneous response for it, fear is very instinctive and not often based on logical or even accurate assessments, (as it's difficult to survive if you're opting for time consuming information gathering before taking action when you're competing with animals that don't mind being wrong half the time). The suppression of fear can definitely allow for more well processed ideas to act on if you have the capacity to account for dangers while you make your assessments.

EVERYBODY DOES!!!

I'd sign up to see that.

But nothing really happens in those movies. :/

"OH MY GOD! There's a bang! At the door..."

Hey, don't forget 28 days/weeks, it's so fucking bad and ppl loves it.

Who knows

Yes

It would but it seems they've created a baseless and fictional "space cloud storm" because of "graviton waves", so without further implications it is meant for the viewer who has more brainpower than an Intel 4004 to believe that this "space storm" could cause the ship to be ripped to pieces and entering an atmosphere at high speeds would be less dangerous. All in all, I would say no until this "space storm" has details on how the physics work and how much energy it carries with it. (P.S. The existence of a "space storm cloud" is astronomically stupid as it relies on the concept of a 'storm cloud' like on Earth which gain energy through water molecules transferring up and down the cloud, as far as we know, this '"space storm" relies on the same concept but without gravity and matter.)

Rookie mistake They had to do it because of the graviton build up , if not the mass expansion would cause complete spacecraft annihilation

+This dog The way you said that I'm not entirely sure of your joking or not

It sounds like Mr Rage was originally going to go nuts and hunt down the Ursa before dying but that sounds non M Night Schamalon

I wrote this on another of the videos but here's my theory - That the "obsession" in question is killing Ursas, or saving humanity from them. Will Smith has become so obsessed with it he has let it tear his family apart, he has become cold and emotionless and disconnected from his wife and kids. He has become unable to feel even when his own daughter died. All he has in him now is anger and cannot connect. That is what his obssession has cost him. It also relates to the "peg leg" of the crippled man standing up to him, which becomes him at the end. I think the lesson here is that Cypher Raige could no longer disconnect from the mission, and his self imposed role in it, until it consumed his humanity entirely.

VictorKane115 I got a broken leg in one hand, and a BREARB in the otha

Man, it's mildly annoying having my legs shattered. I could go for a joint and some monster Hunter right now.

bork bork bork

OH hi, Mark

+Jordan Ogle So how is your sex life ?

Oh hi Johnny, I didn't know it was you!

Hi Doggy

You're my favorite customer

O M G XD That slap helped Just not like he wants…

Matthew BR Sims and it sounds so perverted slowed down, +Will's picture zoomed in... it killed me, just like the film's (un)intentional humour

or deodorant, body spray...a bath...cologne...NOT bathing, and having other smells mask it, taking out the part that detects the pheromone and waaaaaaay more...yeah, this movie sucks and this channel is great. p.s.: many conditions can hinder the fear response or even a glandular problem, but the one most associated with it (because there is no exact 'i can't fear' condition) is known as congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis, or CIPA - a rare genetic disorder that makes individuals unable to feel pain. A person with this, (more likely than not), will not fear, at least not for their own well being... or Ataraxia a condition characterized by freedom from worry or most, if not any, other preoccupation.

DRA485 People who don't feel pain might not effectively fear receiving pain, but, for example, they would still instinctively move away from ledges or the like. What I was thinking of was people with genetic or physical damage to the part of the brain that cause the fear reaction (the amigdula, I think). And yes, this channel is pretty awesome.

Lugh314 I thought it was about Will Smith's growing up in a very religious background, especially when he was baptized. That's why both him and the son got the ability to ghost after being dumped into the "pretty water", AKA, the ability to ward off demons at any given notice. See, this film is smarter than it wants to be! -__-

SimGunther It was actually an analogy for Scientology. One of their big teachings is that you should have total control over your emotions, pain, joy, fear etc.

@@DRA485 I know you heard of that disorder and like to show off by awkwardly and nonsensically inserting it in a comment but no, insensitivity to pain is completely unrelated to not having fear. Damage to brain areas processing fear will cause someone not to have a fear response. Brain damage from trauma or malignancy, for example.

LOve your profile picture.

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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That phrase and context... I like it, but I think it's something bad

I say as I stare at the DVD of After Earth in the video player.

There is a difference in killing to eat and killing for survival. You, if you happened to mess with a giraffe, could be killed if you mess with a giraffe too badly

That doesn't mean they evolved to "kill humans". It means they evolved to survive and will defend themselves. Its a huge difference to evolve to defend yourself and evolve to kill something specifically. And worse, the movie even claims humans weren't even there anymore. So they evolved to kill....the non-existent humans. Its brilliant.

Yeah, the instinct to kill anything would have to require that thing to be there

Lmao that ant part made me wheeze

Poor interstellar humanity, hunted to extinction by squirrels and bunnies 😢

Lol gg mah dudes

Will Smith: "You think that's Oscar material?" M Night: "Yeah, definitely! No one will ever forget your role in this movie..."

MisterB I just imagined Night's plastic smile while saying that, meanwhile maniacal laughter starting in his mind

All depends on the lifespan of the creatures.

But... we arrived as a space-age species... we had bunkers... and artillery... and missiles... and spaceships... and war robots that feel no fear...

​@@ArcaneAnouki That's what you think. I've had to treat shell shocked war robots too many times before.

You know, the sad/hilarious part is that when you try to edit this movie's plot to make more sense, it just highlights even more gaping logical holes. For example: If Earth is so dangerous, why didn't he wear gloves and/or some kind of space helmet? He was wearing a suit exactly like his father's, the guy who was legendary for killing ursas in faraway lands - do all the other planets in existence have conditions that are perfect for humans? It's just never-ending nonsense.

I don’t think that’s a bad thing More like a badge of honor XD

No one should have him on their shit list. They should hire him as a technical advisor. He could teach them a thing or two.

13:45 XD

To be fair, not feeling fear would mean a lot more than this movie understands. If you had no fear, you wouldn't care about loving others or about dying. Why would it matter if you betrayed the closest person to you, or your son? You have nothing to fear - that includes not fearing having no friends or family, being alone, and not having anything. Technically, having no fear means you'd literally do anything - because if you don't fear, you don't care. So... it kinda got it half-right? But on the other hand, he shouldn't care if they would survive or not, nor support or help his son. In short - if we have no fear, we have no love. Why would we even defend ourselves if we have no fear? As said, we would then not fear being dead either.

kurvos It is possible that he would defend people out of a sense of duty however that would be too smart for this movie.

***** LOL True. X'D

No, Cipher Rage can feel other emotions, like, Disappointment, Anger, Superiority to others, Self Satisfaction, Incredulity, More Anger, Condescension, More Disappointment, Revulsion, Disgust... You know, all the emotions that make up a incredibly dickish personality.

Geahk Burchill This shit's too fucking funny.

14:45

Good point

The thing is, that would require good actors. And while I like Will Smith, he's not that good an actor. That would just be a see-through feel good pile of shit with mediocre acting.

TriangleFaced Menace The Pursuit of Happyness was a see through pile of shit?

Arlington Stewart lol..its was good. I'll buy it with that one where he donates body parts to people.

I'm telling you, if After Earth would have been about a real Captain's wayward cadet son getting lost in the woods or the frozen tundra with nothing but his dad's voice to guide him through the wild, it may have been an Oscar bait too. Or at least a better film because this line wouldn't have been in it, " My suit just turned black, I like it, but I think its bad."

And the monkeys only attacked him after he threw a rock at one.

YIKES

ojamalio Then with no humans to mass produce CO2 for a thousand years, as well as the massive amount of plants, there should be tons of oxygen.

windy wave Exactly. He should have had no trouble breathing if all the other life on the planet has seemingly no trouble.

Less oxygen, and More gravity is the recipe making small things. Yeah, but be careful, this must be the prequel to the happening. PLANTS!

***** But, But EVOLUTION. This movie is a joke.

I think it would have been a lot better if they went with Earth having *too much* oxygen. Plants growing all over the planet for 1000 years without carbon monoxide from cars or 7 billion humans breathing it in would probably lead to very high oxygen levels. There is such a thing as oxygen poisoning due to too much oxygen. The little "breathing disks" would limit how much oxygen Katai was taking in. It still wouldn't make much sense, but it's way better than Earth having no oxygen at all!

14:45

Nothing makes sense anymore! Dx

Just blame it on the gravitons.

***** Maybe that explains Jaden's weird acting and why he passed out every 5 mins, he was breathing in the chemicals.

This is a Sequel to The Happening.. thats why

@@Heavy.O XD

You mean Live Action Goof Troop movie featuring Will Smith and Jaden? No thanks.

My theory is that Will Smith's apparently famous charisma is all an act and that, internally, he feels as devoid of emotion as Seifer Rage (sp?). So he made this movie as a defense of his lack of empathy, guilt, fear, etc.

WELCOME TO UUUUUUUUTH

The giant robot spider in Wild Wild West was not Smith's idea, it was a demand of the producers. However, he still fucked up that movie since he acted wholly uninterested.

2020 Disney is making a killing out of this.. FOR KZfaqRS! XD

+S.A.M. While he makes good points, I always cringe at those sketches

MayuriKurotsuchi I know, right? I think it's because he made his release dates every two weeks instead of every week. Before, since he most likely had to rush everything out, he probably had to take what he could get, so you always got that fresh feeling of "omg, how do they come up with this stuff?!" But now they have time to overthink all their jokes and sketches, and while some of them work, most of them fail.

and had dropped his balls

+MayuriKurotsuchi I completely agree! I used to love the 80's commercial videos, but the last two felt so forced it hurt.

they are both good for different reasons i could do it without those garbage sketches tho tbqfh

+Finley Zero like in Empire strikes back?

+Shortscraft Benguin Believe it or not, I'm actually kinda okay with that one since I think of Star Wars more as fantasy movie than a sci-fi. :P

In a universe that's practically infinite is it not reasonable to assume that some asteroid fields would be more dense than the one between Mars and Jupiter? I mean that's the only observable asteroid belt humans are aware of.

+tmzissupergay Some other observable belts (like the Kuper) belt also show the same traits. But you don't even have to rely on observation, it all comes down to basic physics: the asteroids themselves have to travel at a considerably large distance from each other, otherwise they would be sucked into each others' gravitational field and collide. The clusters you see in movies might exist at small scales and for short intervals but are absolutely unstable on the long run. Maybe if a movie took the extra step of explaining that XY spaceship is approaching a recent collision of spatial bodies, I'd be inclined to believe that there's dense debris everywhere. :P (I still don't take the usual "hey, look out for that asteroid belt!" bs as an answer though. :P)

Same. As I go about my daily life, some offhand remark will remind me of the way Adam said "science mumbo jumbo" or "DENIED" and I have to watch the whole thing again

But you see, Jaden Smith has a permanent WiFi hotspot on his forehead. Explain that.

Drop it!

someone should do a 1 hour version of that!

88Magath Denied! Sit down!

best part

you can tell Jayden really wants to live

14:45 XD

PAINKILLER (tm) brand painkillers. They trademarked the word. That's how you know it's a good painkiller, because it got that brand name.

+lyricsfromsweden I do not get, pls explain?

Cheeky Cactus That brief clip of the thing stuck in his hand. Adam put some accordion music in the background because it looks like a snail, thus giving it like a French vibe. Absolute genius.

+lyricsfromsweden Cheers bro

Is that Canadian humor?

"90% of all science fiction is bad science fiction" - - Theodore Sturgeon

SyFARCE XD

OH DEAR XD

Ever heard of an adrenaline shot?

Dude, look up intraosseous infusion. It's an IV but straight through the sternum.

Oh, that's gotta suck. Thank god for anesthesia!

I went through something similar, but instead of 5 there were 3 or four, and I was called pussy afterwards. I was fucking ten