You Don't Mess With the Zohan (2008) - Super Agent Zohan Scene (2/10)

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You Don't Mess With the Zohan: Super Agent Zohan: Zohan (Adam Sandler) takes down bad guys and confronts his arch-enemy, The Phantom (John Turturro) with ease.
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FILM DESCRIPTION:
Tired of all the fighting in his country, legendary Israeli commando Zohan (Adam Sandler) fakes his own death and goes to New York, where he can fulfill his fondest dream: to become a hairstylist. Zohan's sexy way with a cut and curl makes him a hit with Manhattan's women, but when enemy Arabs spot him, Zohan has to call on his military skills if he is ever to wield scissors again.
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Cast: Adam Sandler, John Turturro
Director: Dennis Dugan
Screenwriters: Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, Robert Smigel
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@nikitahxpe 6 жыл бұрын

When you're playing the first mission but you already beat the game 8 times

@ThePatank 5 жыл бұрын

profoundly underrated comment

@CloudandZack1st 5 жыл бұрын

priceless

@Monkeywe 5 жыл бұрын

Pretty much any playthrough of dishonored for me haha

@Handsomistic1 5 жыл бұрын

New Game Plus

@SL1NGSHOT222999 5 жыл бұрын

so lets go

@cubspopply5445 6 жыл бұрын

the way how phantom was running upside down gets me everytime.

@kingkea3451 5 жыл бұрын

Cubs Popply why tf was he on the ceiling

@BionicleGio22210 5 жыл бұрын

Best scene in the whole damn movie

@lostkaiju6993 4 жыл бұрын

Angus Brown Because he’s the Phantom

@arnoreyntjens5090 4 жыл бұрын

Foc

@SahilP2648 4 жыл бұрын

Ya MANYAK

@justmyopinion7201 4 жыл бұрын

I love how they never give an explanation to any of the inhuman actions in this movie

@smoothie4014 3 жыл бұрын

every bollywood action movie ever

@WallstreetSaiyan 3 жыл бұрын

@@smoothie4014 not "every" but yeah

@joshuaschritz8151 3 жыл бұрын

@@WallstreetSaiyan EVERY.

@hayderahmed7584 3 жыл бұрын

@@WallstreetSaiyan EVERY

@edgy3031 3 жыл бұрын

@@WallstreetSaiyan EVERY

@charlesxavier5218 3 жыл бұрын

This is Adam Sandler's best movie to me. He doesn't try to be witty, clever or smart. He embraces the utter stupidity of cinema and it shines

@idahooo3253 3 жыл бұрын

@@anzaca1 but it was fun :)).

@mc-lu6lc 3 жыл бұрын

@@anzaca1 it really isn’t that deep lmao

@ijustlovethisname 3 жыл бұрын

@Luke Wilson because he is funny, people have different opinions. :)

@EM-mw6et 3 жыл бұрын

@@anzaca1 which underage girl?

@user-hs5vb6kc9o 3 жыл бұрын

That... is basically what he always does. This is why for some he is so infuriating. He does toilet humor purposely despite being a very good actor that could do way better comedy.

@themask5983 4 жыл бұрын

Top 10 people who can defeat Thanos even with the Infinity Gauntlet 1. Zohan

@zombiehead5847 4 жыл бұрын

@adam moust 2.Zohan 3.Zohan 4.Zohan 5.Zohan 6.Zohan 7.Zohan 8.Zohan 9.Zohan 10.Zohan

@adityachatterjee9928 4 жыл бұрын

Phantom too

@SIMPDUDE 4 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris: Am I a joke to you?!

@Tahoi5678 4 жыл бұрын

@@zombiehead5847 so at least 9 other people named Zohan and Zohan himself. Gotcha

@edgarrangel9838 4 жыл бұрын

Thanos: I am inevitable. Zohan: So let's go!

@810wasaninsidejob9 4 жыл бұрын

The best part is the guy falling while arguing with Zohan

@mamuanimaryjane596 3 жыл бұрын

Funny as hell😃😃🤣🤣🤣

@joseguevara3269 3 жыл бұрын

1:15 lmaooo

@radio7353 2 жыл бұрын

and continuing to argue immediately after!

@yosefyonin6824 Жыл бұрын

"hey! don't walk away!"

@ravenlinosoriano2867 Жыл бұрын

He's built different

@paulrivas3954 10 ай бұрын

This is still the best documentary on the Israeli-Palestine conflict

@gagemead27 9 ай бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one thinking this. Damn.

@thegingerrunner9448 9 ай бұрын

What a stupid comment.

@Juice558 9 ай бұрын

Bro you’re so right. We need to get around this

@anhad7001 9 ай бұрын

Israel Iran actually

@JusticeFortheSilenced 9 ай бұрын

Only if you are brain dead

@jibbersdelight1616 3 жыл бұрын

The way Phantom sticking on the ceiling always gets me 😂

@thomasmorato5098 Жыл бұрын

YA MANYAK

@viczilla24dreamer51 11 ай бұрын

And the running and crashing energy 😂😂😂

@Rmagid 11 ай бұрын

And I will never disappear, no one can catch PHANTOM 😂😂😂

@Dryndal 11 ай бұрын

How about him trying to put the entire Palestinian-Jewish conflict in a couple of sentences 😅

@JusticeFortheSilenced 9 ай бұрын

@@Dryndalor pretend his ancestors were there. Adam is an Ashkenazi.

@Inasakie 7 жыл бұрын

A lot of people think this movie is cheesy, but I think this is a pretty cool action scene.

@dutchpool7035 7 жыл бұрын

This is cheesy...

@taigaflurry3894 7 жыл бұрын

Inasakie it's hilarious

@maltostado 7 жыл бұрын

It's cheesy and hilarious

@joecool9739 5 жыл бұрын

"This is cheesy" That was what they were going for. If you think its cheesy it just means they did their job right.

@SoldierOfFate 5 жыл бұрын

It's supposed to be cheesy.

@imnotitachi1650 5 жыл бұрын

"so let's go" was my favorite catch phrase back in high school

@maxisolari6253 4 жыл бұрын

I still say that catchphrase til this day 😂 .... SO LETS GO

@thezohan575 3 жыл бұрын

Maxi Nunez so let’s go

@rhee2549 3 жыл бұрын

And it still is

@josep8829 3 жыл бұрын

I say it all the time but very few catch it 😂

@doublep1980 10 ай бұрын

I love the fact that both Zohan and the terrorist leader have legit super powers, like they just stepped out of a cartoon or comic.😄

@jj-bv3ui 3 ай бұрын

this comment didnt age well

@soribro 4 жыл бұрын

Assassins Creed: Zohan

@cygnam573 4 жыл бұрын

BlazeProYT more like far cry: zohan tbh

@soribro 4 жыл бұрын

Cygnam i guess so

@themilkyourdadgotfromthegr3591 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jirkazalabak1514 3 жыл бұрын

Most of the parkour (the real stuff) he did isn´t actually that hard. You can learn that stuff in a couple of months, talking from experience.

@hacked2813 3 жыл бұрын

@@jirkazalabak1514 You need to be fit first.

@grimwersall6371 4 жыл бұрын

Producer: so how powerful do you want to be? Adam: YES

@nos5822 4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it?

@ALEN1ful 4 жыл бұрын

dead meme

@Adam-wx9jp 3 жыл бұрын

Adam Sandler was one of the two producers on this film.

@ppvk2610 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@GrandmasterofWin 3 жыл бұрын

Sandler: How about "Ashkenazi chosen one, god complex"? Producer (aka Adam Sandler): Done.

@suroj 4 жыл бұрын

This basically every bollywood action movie.

@anjaneyasreetrout2444 3 жыл бұрын

Not every...... But okay

@formil___9345 3 жыл бұрын

@@anjaneyasreetrout2444 yes every Bollywood movie

@anjaneyasreetrout2444 3 жыл бұрын

@@formil___9345 I guess you have only watched the bad ones...... Or the South Indian ones......

@thezohan575 3 жыл бұрын

I’d love to sit here and discuss it with you, but I’m short on time

@Sevan_UP 3 жыл бұрын

But done better

@shtechvn 3 жыл бұрын

0:32 - Ain't nobody gonna acknowledge the fact Zohan jump kicks with right leg but the guy got hit with his left?

@captjacksparrow804 3 жыл бұрын

"He's the Zohan" enough said.

@brendanpryce8009 3 жыл бұрын

He’s just that good

@NusBH 3 жыл бұрын

You might wanna take a closer look buddy because he hits the guy with this right one. It's all about perspective.

@cj_curles0671 3 жыл бұрын

It was his right, look in .25 if you have to.

@ohmygawd6297 3 жыл бұрын

Gì thế a ơi, holy moly

@almogtzabari8032 3 жыл бұрын

Fan fact: this is actual footage of the modern israeli and Palestinian clashes, but the media won't show this to you

@RakieemF 3 жыл бұрын

This a hundred times this!

@danielstarkey3767 3 жыл бұрын

its a documentary

@HippasosofMetapontum 3 жыл бұрын

@ except palestina doesn't shot 100 rockets

@diwakarkoirala4879 3 жыл бұрын

You made my day man. Thank you 😊

@FailedZerg 3 жыл бұрын

True facts about the Israel Special Forces with Almog Tzabari

@rockboy421 7 жыл бұрын

This film was just completely nuts 😂😂

@edinizairi8565 6 жыл бұрын

Movie...

@chrisossu2070 5 жыл бұрын

Even the well-liked Adam Sandler movies don't do well with critics.

@dmdoublen8573 5 жыл бұрын

But funny tbh

@felixpham4934 5 жыл бұрын

@@edinizairi8565 film

@edinizairi8565 5 жыл бұрын

exuse me its accualy a movie Yes in some contrys the call it a film butt its accualy a movie

@SammaelTheLost 7 жыл бұрын

I can't wait too see Zohan with the Avengers in Infinity wars!

@DartLuke 6 жыл бұрын

RIP Tanos

@ducnguyen-yw1ke 6 жыл бұрын

i bet zohan can kick every justice league 's ass

@ducnguyen-yw1ke 6 жыл бұрын

The Swag Mango even with plan, batman counld'tn win againt zohan

@RZeroEd1 6 жыл бұрын

That would actually be pretty dope.

@naopoint4096 6 жыл бұрын

@respiratoryfailure3780 3 жыл бұрын

1:48 he then fell outside the earth's atmosphere

@adendarican640 3 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@timur5241 3 жыл бұрын

LOL nice one xD

@peteydog1473 3 жыл бұрын

dog: attempts to attack Zohan: doesn't wound the dog this is acceptable

@kmh4674 3 жыл бұрын

Zohan vs John Wick

@NotSandhorst 3 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure he just kicked the dog and pushed his body weight off of its brain. you can hear it whimper too lol. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@peteydog1473 3 жыл бұрын

the dog didn't bleed or die

@Godzillakingofkaiju1 4 жыл бұрын

1:47 Even Zohan has no idea what's going on.

@frankreagas1567 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 for real

@adigil2819 3 жыл бұрын

I like how he’s completely clueless about what that guy had in mind and the next thing he says is “so let’s go”

@alendo3858 3 жыл бұрын

xDDDDDD...its gonna be very sad when adam dies ngl

@aggronomisblodgarm1478 3 жыл бұрын

I like how he was just chilling on the ceiling lmfao.

@SahilP2648 2 жыл бұрын

@@aggronomisblodgarm1478 he was wearing anti-gravity boots. Also he likes to see the world from a different perspective xD

@ollyvr8026 4 жыл бұрын

Would sell my house to see a movie about zohan joining the avengers

@icearrow9036 3 жыл бұрын

where will you see it though and i better be in it

@siddharth2796 3 жыл бұрын

@partyinmypocket 3 жыл бұрын

What kind of property taxes and square footage do you have? I have sway in the movie industry. Also, where is it located and what is the condition?

@dadon6055 3 жыл бұрын

That's your mom's house though.

@thepowerlies 3 жыл бұрын

That is if you own a house

@shivamhire9869 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that he's doing all of these in Sandals .... Mad Respect !!!!

@timur5241 3 жыл бұрын

Cuz shoes don't matter, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@acrsclspdrcls1365 10 ай бұрын

Not all heroes wear shoes

@GitSumGaming Жыл бұрын

When you complete all the side missions before the first main mission

@averagechadlegionary5824 3 ай бұрын

💯

@esfett9878 6 жыл бұрын

2:14 this guy has the reflexes of zohan HE CAUGHT THE CARD LIKE NOTHING

@grey1916 5 жыл бұрын

That is because Zohan WANTED him to catch it.

@ArcaneMaiden 4 жыл бұрын

Ionno, all of Zohan's enemies also took his attacks in stride. One gets kicked off a wall, the companion was like, '_Meh_ , can take a hit too-**oof**' The other one also gets kicked to the wall, not even dead after breaking that wall. Do I have to mention THAT GUY arguing while FALLING OFF 3~4 FLOORS?! XD They're all nuts. XD

@Saurabhrkohardy 4 жыл бұрын

Most probably zohan landed his card into his hand😂

@shantcheetah 4 жыл бұрын

lmao yeah! that was a perfect catch

@moresquatsmoretwats6298 4 жыл бұрын

My dad showed me this movie when I was little, and since than it has always been in my top 10 . What an hilarious movie 😂

@moresquatsmoretwats6298 4 жыл бұрын

@books4739 9 ай бұрын

“it’s not so cut and dry!” that line just brought back a memory of my dad laughing to this, from a time before I understood any of the references.

@Elangelexterminador666 Жыл бұрын

The best Adam Sandler movie ever. I mean, this is a genuine iconic piece of comedy, and i respect him for that

@thegreenguy8837 3 жыл бұрын

I love how they are discussing the issue while fighting.

@josephasencio6628 7 жыл бұрын

1:15 talking to zohan as hes falling loll

@Nuggettha80sguy 6 жыл бұрын

The BoxingJoe my favorite part

@horaceadunn7515 5 жыл бұрын

Play at 2x😂😂😂

@razofdead 5 жыл бұрын

@Dhi Mancini because jews believe because they ruled once that zone is from they..... when they kick out everyone who wasnt jew and delete all trace of them until some join those deleted tribes join to recover his land... they call it palestine people

@electriczap9615 4 жыл бұрын

I hate the Arron settler and Jason freidberg gravity tho

@adriansmith5279 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite part!

@Marvcohen 6 жыл бұрын

As goofy as this movie was, it's still the best movie Adam Sandler ever made

@mustangthekitten7765 4 жыл бұрын

Marvcohen. The water boy is good

@I-speak-U-shut-it 4 жыл бұрын

@@mustangthekitten7765 Hell yeah! Waterboy, Zohan, Click, That's my Boy, Rain on Me & Uncut Gems are my personal collection of my favorite Adam Sandler movies.

@boofstain1508 4 жыл бұрын

Dude. Gilmore? The perfect example for the hero's journey?

@I-speak-U-shut-it 4 жыл бұрын

@@boofstain1508 Oh! Yeah! I love Happy Gilmore⛳But Shooter MacGavin stole that show! He's my favorite character on that movie😂😂😂

@DeathBringer769 2 жыл бұрын

I liked Zohan, but Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are the best!

@antaresmajor 10 ай бұрын

We need you Zohan.

@patitobonito4722 10 ай бұрын

he is bussy cutting hair

@raynovikpchevotszcheck5812 10 ай бұрын

@@patitobonito4722yes! Making hair silky and smooth

@cfcblue8 10 ай бұрын

Or we could have them all move to America and open a joint mall together

@raynovikpchevotszcheck5812 10 ай бұрын

@@cfcblue8 or open an electronic shop... Or maybe a salon to make all people's hair silky and smooth

@tobznoobs 10 ай бұрын

@@patitobonito4722he's now jumped ship to the paul mitchell salon

@tomkirchgessner5861 6 жыл бұрын

Wallhacks: On Aimbot: On Godmode: On Badass: On Accent: Thicc af Everything cool: Ah yes

@zerozone5848 4 жыл бұрын

RTX: On *_no wait..._*

@Instinktjagd 4 жыл бұрын

hahahhhhaaahah

@dominiqueodom3099 4 жыл бұрын

"So Let's Go"

@moresquatsmoretwats6298 4 жыл бұрын

“So let’s go” indeed

@ember7444 4 жыл бұрын

Hotel? trivago

@theclockworkman1972 7 жыл бұрын

MW2 and This movie was the shit back in the day!

@anantambisht4895 5 жыл бұрын

Yaa

@moresquatsmoretwats6298 4 жыл бұрын

Very true

@Feb.00 9 ай бұрын

This movie was way ahead of it’s time!!

@JordanBDC 5 ай бұрын

Facts, this, Click and Eight Crazy Nights were way ahead of their time 🔥

@cfcblue8 10 ай бұрын

You know why you’re here

@majorleaguelag 10 ай бұрын

The only man that can bring a solution to this madness

@cfcblue8 10 ай бұрын

@@majorleaguelag have both sides move to America and open a mall together

@zakken1042 6 ай бұрын

@@cfcblue8And drinking Fizzy Bubblech😂😆🤣

@waltzerwhite7335 7 жыл бұрын

"We settled here for hundreds of years!!"....*Smash!!!

@Each21 6 жыл бұрын

Israelis defend their land and people from attacks. Wouldn't you??

@Waudi47 6 жыл бұрын

The problem is that it is not their land in the first place.

@lazygamer7469 6 жыл бұрын

It's not so cut and dry. lol

@alexthomson6430 6 жыл бұрын

David From Hewlett-Packard the Israelis have offered the Palestinians many opportunities to create their own state of Palestine. Even if isreals land was reduced to a much smaller. Every time those arabs respond with violence and calls for bloodshed. The jews needed a safe homeland and the Palestinians have had every opportunity to peacefully protest this or make compromises to them benefiting more than the isrealis! Islam is an indoctrinated ideology of bloodshed and abuse, stoning people to death, throwing gays off roofs and launching rockets daily into other countries pretending to be a "religion of peace". Israel deserves to be there

@soulflexdoom8478 6 жыл бұрын

+Alex thomson what weed did u smoke?

@josuepatino4814 7 жыл бұрын

Is this that new assassins creed that everyone have been talking about?

@sarsona_3611 6 жыл бұрын

Yes but to Zohan only comes as a DLC Character for just $120.00

@derassvonandreas144 6 жыл бұрын

NatFillion S "just"😂

@robertzamora3544 6 жыл бұрын

+Sarsona _ seems legit 🤔

@ChristLouis94 5 жыл бұрын

Assassin’s Creed: The Zohan.

@har-vwf7729 4 жыл бұрын

Sarsona _ worth every shekel

@EzekielDeLaCroix 10 ай бұрын

We need to play this movie in theaters again

@coniah568 10 ай бұрын

It’s on Netflix

@rirukoh 10 ай бұрын

@@coniah568is Netflix a theatre?

@SoldierOfFate 3 жыл бұрын

**RPG blows up a storefront and clearly catches 2 bystanders in the explosion** **they are perfectly fine afterwards**

@sentaukrai 3 жыл бұрын

The part that's even more unbelievable is the gov reparations aspect.

@666LonesomeSailor 3 жыл бұрын

Haven´t yo ever heard of "humanistic warfare"? And you know that it can´t be bad nor evil because Zohan had the solution immidiately in form of a card.

@sleepychild581 7 жыл бұрын

I freaking loved this movie 😂

@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw 6 жыл бұрын

+Healthy Pie same

@kaelmustapha4966 6 жыл бұрын

. *A N G L E* .

@callumdunne6576 6 жыл бұрын

Without a doubt, one of Adam Sandlers best movies.

@manssor28 3 жыл бұрын

0:40 This what lag feels like in real life.

@elgordobondiola 3 жыл бұрын

0:45 it also portrays my reaction time

@Wignut 3 жыл бұрын

When you finish all the sidequests before starting the first mission.

@hunnyflash 5 жыл бұрын

I'm just saying, it's not so cut and dry.

@louismark1242 4 жыл бұрын

hunnyflash ❣️

@saintniccage2818 4 жыл бұрын

We settled here for hundreds of years!

@jetrickgordo4026 4 жыл бұрын

@@saintniccage2818 I just love how he pronounced it so fast while falling into a bunch of crates.

@michelveilleux1275 3 жыл бұрын

You make a good point, None of my ancestors ever set foot in this land. You're right. *leaves*

@adendarican640 3 жыл бұрын

@@michelveilleux1275 "Hey! Don't walk away!"

@tresfordays9644 5 жыл бұрын

This film is a Gem, if this game out nowadays people would complain it’s too offensive

@LosFace24 4 жыл бұрын

its not offensive. Its so inaccurate of how what really goes down at the Gaza Strip of the IDF killing Palestenians.

@stephenkenney8290 4 жыл бұрын

Well, like the guy in the clip said, it's not so cut and dry.

@supremeleader9440 4 жыл бұрын

You sound like the only offended one though...

@JessieJamesPlays 4 жыл бұрын

Well, the problem is PCness

@thestonedraider8684 4 жыл бұрын

"hey dont walk away!"

@modvs1 10 ай бұрын

The world needs to watch this movie now.

@BagoLee 6 жыл бұрын

Zohan doesn't skip leg day, because every day is leg day.

@howlingguardian9005 6 жыл бұрын

This is possibly the only time I found Adam Sandler funny, but my god did he do it right!

@StickNathStick 6 жыл бұрын

William Clayton mob

@Lightning_Wolf567 6 жыл бұрын

So you mean you've never watched happy Gilmore or the waterboy?

@tathaYm 6 жыл бұрын

then the movie will end in 2 minutes and thanos will be down and dusted....

@xanderguldie 6 жыл бұрын

I was about to say the same thing lol

@lucasvic7010 6 жыл бұрын

He even can beat Superman

@charlespuruncajas9663 2 жыл бұрын

I think this is by far Sandler’s best work to date.

@unholyiiamas 10 ай бұрын

You see what happened when you retired to be a hairstylist?!

@kdynamite5825 6 жыл бұрын

1:15 "We settled here for hundred of years" xD

@MaccabiHaifaVideos 3 жыл бұрын

@RandomThoughts Actually it's hundred of years

@phililppe6354 3 жыл бұрын

@@MaccabiHaifaVideos actually its 2500

@MaccabiHaifaVideos 3 жыл бұрын

@@phililppe6354 Nope , less than 2000

@phililppe6354 3 жыл бұрын

@@MaccabiHaifaVideos still alot

@MaccabiHaifaVideos 3 жыл бұрын

@@phililppe6354 Yeah bot not like us

@MultiTheLosers 6 жыл бұрын

2:05 there was no need for that flip he was gonna miss anyway

@cadegamble8945 6 жыл бұрын

Harambe It looks cool, so why not?

@kross777rlsh9 6 жыл бұрын

Harambe I know that's why it's so hilarious and awesome hahah

@MizantropMan 5 жыл бұрын

It's Zohan, that missile wouldn't as much as tickle him, he did the flip for the show.

@SahilP2648 4 жыл бұрын

I thought he deflected it with his fit. The CGI and stunt didn't match correctly is what I feel.

@christopherdsuza7531 4 жыл бұрын

It was for styling points xD. He styled all over him.

@tanishupreti5767 3 жыл бұрын

"All you had to do was not mess with the Zohan, CJ" -Big Smoke

@SushiFanatic 10 ай бұрын

We need the Return of Zohan for the crisis in Israel right now.

@RedVenomProductions 10 ай бұрын

or another Elijah

@deviilzz666 4 жыл бұрын

I still genuinely believe this is one of the greatest films ever made

@kit-3 5 жыл бұрын

1:28 I just love laughing wholeheartedly at this scene

@jon7036 10 ай бұрын

the world needs Zohan more than ever now!!

@saphireaxe7738 4 жыл бұрын

All of these movies before 2015 were pure gold. Wish we all could get to see more like these

@ricque9459 5 жыл бұрын

THE MARIAH CAREY SHIRT 😂😂😂😂😂

@gagewileman9434 6 жыл бұрын

0:30. DYNAMIC ENTRY!

@Dilllonm 6 жыл бұрын

imagine if he opens the gates

@kross777rlsh9 6 жыл бұрын

Gage Wileman Yes !

@vipersuphere 4 жыл бұрын

“Da Zohan” 0:29

@zelebigztv8887 4 жыл бұрын

That’s it, let the power of youth explode

@Broba_Fett 3 жыл бұрын

The guy getting kicked off the ledge still trying to argue gets me every time lol

@lastmanonearth3202 3 жыл бұрын

Best villain introduction, hanging like a bat

@kratosphantom 4 жыл бұрын

When in your fighting in WW3 and you got enough kills the unlock "The Zohan"

@shrk128 4 жыл бұрын

*CIRCUMCISION INTENSIFIES*

@elgordobondiola 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao zohan would be the real life equivalent of a COD nuclear killstreak

@summacruzlaude 7 жыл бұрын

Why did this movie only score 38% on rotten tomatoes?

@KameariKillScreen 7 жыл бұрын

No accounting for taste. I thought it was great

@spudhead169 7 жыл бұрын

Rotten Tomatoes is corrupt, like all review sites. Look around long enough at the reviews and you'll start to see similar ones, very similar. Almost like the reviewer is using a template and adjusting a few words and names here and there, I'll leave you all to work out the rest,

@analienfromouterspace 7 жыл бұрын

Do not trust rotten tomatoes, watch the movie you like and enjoy.

@goji253 7 жыл бұрын

I liked this movie, although it was completely stupid, you can't deny that. But I agree with the others here, rotten tomatoes is the most overrated, corrupted piece of shit site on the internet. You can find more idiots there than on KZfaq and Tumblr combined. I've met people on 4chan that have more brains than those reviewers. I mean, if you want any confirmation of that, compare "professional critic" score to the audience one. I'm pretty sure, were it not for some honest reviewers on one and less "I can't think for myself idiots" on the audience side, the difference would be ever clearer.

@KoRoK4N 6 жыл бұрын

Are the 4chan guys actually stupid? Past all the offensive material there seems to be alot of very intelligent people there , besides all the jokes and stories they make some guys have a talent for writing , albeit made up stories about how they shit themselves in front of the entire class ( don't wanna know if they are real or not honestly ). But still , i think you get my point

@coniah568 10 ай бұрын

Where is him when we need him

@roach-ol9gu 10 ай бұрын

We all know why we came here today brothers

@savageace1152 6 ай бұрын

Indeed

@Candoran 4 жыл бұрын

I like how this movie knows it’s silly but it’s committed 🤣🤣

@3t6e6p 7 жыл бұрын

So lets go.

@Revion91 5 жыл бұрын

let's*

@felixpham4934 5 жыл бұрын

@@Revion91 did your comment make your parents love you?

@boofstain1508 4 жыл бұрын

@@felixpham4934 geez dude. You ok?

@jywilliam1119 10 ай бұрын

Today we really missed Zohan, this movie did bring peace to both side

@iamlian9464 3 жыл бұрын

Zohan you’re needed in 2021

@leafybusiness824 4 жыл бұрын

This is surely how my mom reacts when i lock the door. 0:27

@zecfreeman5122 4 жыл бұрын

Why is it always so funny when people break the window with themself escaping ?

@abilasha4111 Жыл бұрын

1:56 My man stepped on a dawg

@weichiang89 10 ай бұрын

We need Zohan to finally reach the end of the movie and unite everyone for their love of hummus. A bottle of Fuzzybubullah for everyone.

@spotlessreviews7425 4 жыл бұрын

0:42 I'm dying😂😂 he disassembles the gun with a few karate chops

@songfulabyss1438 6 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when Simon get fired from sector 7

@juniorbaron5504 5 жыл бұрын

It's Simmons..not simon 😁

@ididntgagshedid8820 4 жыл бұрын

Junior Baron I hate you

@henrykkeszenowicz4664 9 ай бұрын

Zohan needs more recognition. This is the best Adam Sandler movie ever, and it's totally memeable. He should be meeting mr. Bean and Bully Maguire.

@gischalav 6 ай бұрын

Once israel win the zohan memes will come i can see it

@marvin6844 9 ай бұрын

Is this new IDF footage?

@sandyvines5531 9 ай бұрын

beat me to it hehe

@masonreay276 4 жыл бұрын

1:40 when I see a spider

@carterquijano441 4 жыл бұрын

I like how with having every part of the gun dismantled except for the magazine and the trigger he still decided to shoot

@lantrinh8400 3 жыл бұрын

0:12 assassin's creed: zohan

@TheMasturbaker 10 ай бұрын

The world needs the Zohan more than ever now

@aonoymousandy7467 10 ай бұрын

Both sides need to just sign a peace deal and live with each other

@cfcblue8 10 ай бұрын

Or better yet, move to America and open a joint mall together

@RabidNemo 10 ай бұрын

They've tried that but Palestine won't stop until the Jews are eradicated that's part of their beliefs. I think it's just time to turn Iran and Palestine into a sheet of glass

@aonoymousandy7467 10 ай бұрын

@@cfcblue8 yup, they need to recognize that they should really be friends

@icelandisacoolcountry925 3 жыл бұрын

Who’s here after Israel and Palestine are at it again?

@jonahflores152 3 жыл бұрын

yes bro lmfaoo

@prasaanthmanohar1890 3 жыл бұрын

They should just play some good disco disco music and live in peace in my opinion. Disco Disco, good good, disco disco, good good. 😂🕺🏽

@somebody7205 3 жыл бұрын

That's their secret cap. They are always at it

@lukeodonnell2974 3 жыл бұрын

Israel for life!

@icelandisacoolcountry925 3 жыл бұрын

@@lukeodonnell2974 gtfo

@joseguevara3269 3 жыл бұрын

The way he falls down and arguing at the same time 1:15 🤣

@thouxan5990 10 ай бұрын

Anyone else here because all that isreal Palestine talk got u in the mood for the zohan lol

@kinjalroy9407 10 ай бұрын

Yup

@AAG414 3 жыл бұрын

This movie will never stop being funny.

@Dlxxx159 10 ай бұрын

This is who Israel needs right now

@jon7036 10 ай бұрын

Zohan is needed with todays conflicts!

@yamsandpotatoes4243 9 ай бұрын

im gonna tell my kids this was the israel-palestine war

@ofivecharlie 9 ай бұрын

🤣

@cfcblue8 9 ай бұрын

Teacher: So kids, how do you think the conflict can be resolved? Your kids: What do you mean? It’s already been resolved. They all moved to America and opened a joint mall together.

@kirby4164 9 ай бұрын

Which one? Israel started so many

@SomeSeagulls 10 ай бұрын

Where is Zohan when the world needs him most

@cfcblue8 10 ай бұрын

Cutting hair

@homebody000 3 жыл бұрын

Turn your screen upside down when Phantom is on the ceiling and watch him run in a totally different way

@faultyjosh8314 4 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that he always says So let’s go so calmly

@oratank 9 ай бұрын

from river to sea.... Zohan: good point,eh... non of my ancestor ever step foot in this land

@Cobbido 9 ай бұрын

as if thats supposed to mean anything when white jews come and displace ethnic semites starting a colony and imprisoning them in a conc camp

@matanfriedman8004 9 ай бұрын

@@Cobbidoyap yap yap nobody believes ypur bullshit

@kirby4164 9 ай бұрын

@@matanfriedman8004that’s literally the end goal of Zionism

@dcrafton3988 9 ай бұрын

@@kirby4164bot

@Raynes646 3 жыл бұрын

Starlord: you and me dance off bro. Zohan: Disco Disco lets go

@alyascarden5624 7 жыл бұрын

OMG AFTER 3 YEARS I FOUND THIS MOVIE AND I REALIZED ZOHAN IS ADAM SLENDER😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

@edzehoo 6 жыл бұрын

Thats not how his name is spelled. you're committing ADAM SLANDER!

@Rendall81 6 жыл бұрын

try sander ?

@PoloLoiTamin 5 жыл бұрын

Try Sandlewood???

@krisspaqueo2316 5 жыл бұрын

Slender Man?

@Chevguy93 5 жыл бұрын

Jesus, your comment gave me cancer. and how tf did you not know it was Adam Sandler? Adam Slenderman

@milesl.2467 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly the best thing about this is "WE SETTLED THERE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS"

@OPPanda96 3 жыл бұрын

1:15 13 years later and it seems like more people are agreeing with him now

@sentaukrai 3 жыл бұрын

Its technically true when you think about it. Lot of little quips were made in this movie.

@AnthraxGamerofficial 3 жыл бұрын

agreeing with who?

@williamschlass4598 3 жыл бұрын

theyre both right

@Cklert 3 жыл бұрын

@@williamschlass4598 And both wrong.

@Skinhound 9 ай бұрын

Israel really needs the Zohan right now

@MayaMaya-tj7kw 9 ай бұрын

No, they are killing babies just fine without him

@dcrafton3988 9 ай бұрын

@@MayaMaya-tj7kwterrorist supporter

@DarkZerol 9 ай бұрын

Just so you know, the plot of this movie is based on the real-world premise of a person called Nezi Arbib whom is an actual IDF commando that retired from the IDF and moved to California from Israel and opened a hair salon to work as a hair stylist. Arbib was the direct inspiration behind the movie and served as consultant during the movie production and even trained Adam Sandler whom played Zohan in hair styling techniques including his personal fashion and mannerism.

@Cobbido 8 ай бұрын

Babies are terrorists now?@@dcrafton3988

@georgenutsubidze9329 5 ай бұрын

@@Cobbido your supporting Hamas, Hamas are the real baby killers