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18 күн бұрынIf you laugh you lose, good luck. #meme #memes #funny
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@ZeducationTyler 16 күн бұрын
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@mountain-roots 16 күн бұрын
Happy fatherhs day!
@mathewstevens6281 16 күн бұрын
94 was amazing 2 words jurassic Park was my thing and teenage mutant ninja turtles what more do u need
@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 16 күн бұрын
Good mernin!
@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 16 күн бұрын
@@mathewstevens6281 yea but that was also the strike season, no World Series. So that kinda sucked.
@Ryo7_7 16 күн бұрын
Good mernin and happy father's day
@SS_Lord_of_Meme 16 күн бұрын
Happy Father’s Day to everyone out here that’s an actual Father
@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 16 күн бұрын
This is kinda sorta my first Father's day, my son was born last June 2nd. So he was about a week old last Father's Day.
@slitzmcduse 16 күн бұрын
Even the one still at the store?
@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 16 күн бұрын
@@slitzmcduseI'm sure he's coming back, it's only been 10 years. How long can it take to get cigarettes and a 6 pack?
@dansweda712 16 күн бұрын
I identify as a father
@slitzmcduse 16 күн бұрын
@@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 at least 18 years
@mohmoony3918 16 күн бұрын
81 million ballots, not 81 million votes.
@bite-sizedshorts9635 16 күн бұрын
Plus Trump's real 75 million votes adds up to more than the number of registered voters in the US. On top of that, the TV said there was just over 60% turnout. Their math fails.
@josephgaviota 16 күн бұрын
@@bite-sizedshorts9635 That's because math is ra syss.
@enkiofsumer8374 16 күн бұрын
They're prosecuting 4 people in Georgia now. That's probably about 1000 harvested votes right there. The U.S. mainstream probably aren't reporting it, but it's on the news here in the U K.
@livelearnfromfoolsfromsage4686 16 күн бұрын
Don’t know what’s truly scarier…..democrats claiming that Biden got 81M votes or that Biden the potato MIGHT have actually gotten 😊81M.
@AndyDavidson-tg4un 15 күн бұрын
@@bite-sizedshorts9635they're not even trying anymore.
@jsemplefelton5348 16 күн бұрын
Message to Tyler's wife: don't ever send him to buy your tampons. You never know what he'll bring back.
@pcwhatscooking7018 16 күн бұрын
Isn't it string cheese?
@dezihaasch6976 16 күн бұрын
@@pcwhatscooking7018 Nope.
@cindymoyer3808 16 күн бұрын
I think it's string cheese.
@lindablazek3287 15 күн бұрын
@@cindymoyer3808 I think it was frosting for the muffins
@Trollificusv2 15 күн бұрын
@@cindymoyer3808 I thought it was some kind of biscuit dough or cookie dough...? But now I don't know. And I don't get the joke either. Jeez, usually I only feel this stupid real early in the morning,.
@russellgtyler8288 16 күн бұрын
I'm 74 years old, and that is the first crying Brussels sprout I have ever seen. Honest.
@tpas7902 16 күн бұрын
The billions in the infrastructure bill when to fix Ukraine's roads not ours
@zekemedia1310 16 күн бұрын
Spot on
@clintonkildepsteen3982 16 күн бұрын
Don't forget it's used to line the pockets of politicians
@n4ughty_knight 16 күн бұрын
But Ukraine is the 52th state, no?
@horizonkage 16 күн бұрын
@@clintonkildepsteen3982 That's why the roads in Ukraine look like these American ones.
@4everscifi 16 күн бұрын
Nah, we're just replacing the petrodollar with the wardollar.
@Hermit_of_the_Holler 16 күн бұрын
I USED to melt down in my car when Taylor Swift came on the radio. But then discovered I could just change the channel or turn it off entirely. 🤣
@mommawant9989 16 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@n4ughty_knight 16 күн бұрын
So she's literally climate change
@bite-sizedshorts9635 16 күн бұрын
I don't know if I've ever heard one of her records. I have Sirius-XM and listen to the easy listening channel to calm road rage. Occasionally I'll listen to the Willie Nelson channel of old country songs, or the 60s or 70s channels. At my favorite restaurant, they only play the oldies channel. So this new crap is safely away from my hearing.
@Rdwrer 16 күн бұрын
@@bite-sizedshorts9635 I live in an area where no one has taste or standards as to what the public consumes in their establishments. Some of it is downright inappropriate for kids but I argue it's inappropriate for anyone, utter ear poison.
@colormedubious4747 16 күн бұрын
You can roll down your windows and listen to higher quality road noise.
@robertmorris8997 16 күн бұрын
The lady with the French horn was Air Force. She was under orders to be stupid. Came down from the White House.
@jonathanfreedom1st 16 күн бұрын
81 million middle fingers to Briben Administration.
@joshuamartin6916 16 күн бұрын
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit...wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad...philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie
@AndyDavidson-tg4un 15 күн бұрын
And public education is tomatoes are oppressive and wace ist.
@Freebird805 13 күн бұрын
🤯
@cowboycurtis2229 15 күн бұрын
"The nicer the house, the harder to find the trash can." And here I am with a plastic Walmart bag hanging from a cabinet door knob for a trash can.
@vendettamedianl 16 күн бұрын
Those red dodgeballs were lethal here in Europe as well! I will never forget the sound that ball makes when making contact with another human being..😂
@zoorenard1101 15 күн бұрын
Everytime I seen one on screen, I can smell it.
@royalreign143 15 күн бұрын
I too can smell it, and those things hurt, and if you complained people made fun of you. Think of these modern kids getting seriously pegged with one of those bad boys. There would be a school meeting with outraged parents saying their precious babies are being hurt. Our parents, played it too, so we just sucked up the bruises and kept going.
@MikeInOregon 16 күн бұрын
The infrastructure money didn’t go to transportation. It went to trans advocacy.
@danwhitehurst6293 16 күн бұрын
I sure a large amount was probably pocketed
@persnikitty3570 16 күн бұрын
Under Biden, yeah. Trump wanted full accounting of every cent, so very little of his infrastructure bill was spent, all while municipalities complained that they couldn't just spend it without receipts.
@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 16 күн бұрын
Well they are trying to change their "infrastructure". So it's technically not a lie🤣
@colfol231 16 күн бұрын
Both start with Trans so it’s basically the same thing.
@homesteadgamer1257 16 күн бұрын
I mean, ~technically~ "trans-portation" IS trans crap, the "change" of "porting software between hardware or operating system platforms".... They probably worded it that way because everyone thinks of cars and roads when we hear "transportation."
@robertmoriarty925 16 күн бұрын
For Fathers Day, my son rented a 27 foot moving truck. I get to help him load it at his old house and unload it at his new house in 90 degree weather. Happy Fathers Day to all you Dads!
@martina21953 16 күн бұрын
God love ya! That's what dads are for. Happy father's day to a real dad!
@wesss9353 16 күн бұрын
What kind of pizza did he order?
@n4ughty_knight 16 күн бұрын
Wow! Free labor day!
@thebluelibra5686 16 күн бұрын
Your Father's Day gift is that he's not still living in your house...he went out and got his own, and now he's likely upgrading to a better one. Enjoy your day hanging out with your son, hopefully he'll serve up some pizza and beer for dinner.
@aaronfogelsanger2550 16 күн бұрын
Hey, I got one text so far, awaiting 3 more and dreaming about an actual phone call.
@acc5852 16 күн бұрын
Just a reminder that the Armed Forces of the USA didn't have a choice about COVID 19. Either you did this or you got kicked out. When will the Government fix that problem?
@AndyDavidson-tg4un 15 күн бұрын
Don't hold your breathe.
@williammcleroy558 15 күн бұрын
The government created that problem. Why would they fix it?
@androgyny77 15 күн бұрын
@@AndyDavidson-tg4un I think holding their breathe was the only option those kicked out were given! :)
@kendradamm1428 15 күн бұрын
When the next Republican president gets elected….maybe.
@scotto9448 12 күн бұрын
"Either you did this or you got kicked out." That would be a choice.
@jaimejones3177 16 күн бұрын
O.M.G. That's a CHEESE STICK...not a TAMPON. 😂
@jaimejones3177 16 күн бұрын
Oh...I would never admit this to your wife and I'd leave snack time to HER for a while.
16 күн бұрын
I started college in my 40's, after 20+ yrs in the military, I was every professors' nightmare
@engmed4400 16 күн бұрын
That's the boat I'll be in once I'm clear of child support. Coming up on 19 years of service, will be retired, did a tour in Iraq, have exactly no fucks left. Yeah, prof gonna cry. 😁
@unclejoker9975 15 күн бұрын
Nothing like putting a professor in their place after they spout some nonsense or hide behind their profession to prove that they're right.
@ZyloxDragon1 16 күн бұрын
The watermelon should have come with a note saying "Your terms are acceptable. Your turn."
@Trollificusv2 15 күн бұрын
You would then occupy a larger portion of their mind.
@bentaylor4570 16 күн бұрын
All that infrastructure went to 7 charging stations. The fish bit when it rains.
@CatherineBurk 16 күн бұрын
The thing that I love most about being retired is every day is Sunday.
@lionesslisa8000 16 күн бұрын
Our son called his dad from Iraq. Pray for the men and women serving and having to text or call their dads. Thanks.
@davidburney8463 16 күн бұрын
Who in the Hell cuts a banana with the peal still on???? Phycos are EVERYWHERE I guess😂😂😂😂
@allouttabubblegum1984 16 күн бұрын
One of those words is missing an s
@jasonsummit1885 16 күн бұрын
No idea what 'Phycos' are, but there are Psychos everywhere.
@elemar5 16 күн бұрын
@@allouttabubblegum1984 And the other is spelt 'peel'.
@seandelap8587 16 күн бұрын
Happy father's day to all the fathers out there
@thomasryan8218 16 күн бұрын
Thanks, same to you.
@FmFpF1992 16 күн бұрын
You mean "impregnating-person". Lets be inclusive here.
@jjc4577 16 күн бұрын
@@FmFpF1992 they don't call em "impregnating person jokes" now do they?
@FmFpF1992 16 күн бұрын
@@jjc4577 my post was 100% sarcasm, making fun of the "birthing-person vs mother" people in case the sarcasm got lost in translation.....
@adorabledeplorable5105 16 күн бұрын
The meme of De Niro was spot on !
@andrewdilts899 16 күн бұрын
The thunderstorm weather is absolutely loved by people in Utah because of how dry and crispy the heat can be the smell of the rain as it hits the ground, the cooling breeze that comes through and the rain clears the air.
@overcomingobstaclescreates1695 14 күн бұрын
I was born and raised in Utah the first 7 years of my life - now I'm wondering if that is why I love thunderstorms...
@jamesscottselfdefense47 16 күн бұрын
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit but wisdom is knowing it doesn't go in a fruit salad.
@n4ughty_knight 16 күн бұрын
And knowing ketchup is jam is to transcend into godhood.
@hellpinghand5509 16 күн бұрын
Tomato based fruit salad is salsa. You're welcome.
@homesteadgamer1257 16 күн бұрын
Funny enough, pioneers considered tomatoes "sweet" back in the day and ate them as sweet jams or with sugar and cream. I'm pretty sure tomatoes have been altered over the decades to become less sweet. I know when I grow my own, they smell and taste a heck of a lot better than boughten ones.
@homesteadgamer1257 16 күн бұрын
@@hellpinghand5509 oooh i like this. I'm going to try to pull this one on my daughter lol
@BloodyBay 16 күн бұрын
*Strength* is being able to crush a can of tomatoes. *Dexterity* is being able to throw and dodge a barrage of tomatoes. *Constitution* is being able to eat a rotten tomato without getting sick. *Intelligence* is knowing that tomatoes are fruit. *Wisdom* is knowing that tomatoes don't belong in a fruit salad. *Charisma* is being able to sell fruit salads with tomatoes in them. -Dungeons & Dragons (allegedly)
@BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm 16 күн бұрын
Happy Father's Day Tyler! I received a call at 2:00 a.m. in the morning from my 21-year-old son. You have no idea how fast your daughter will be walking, driving and then moving out. Enjoy it while you can, every moment is priceless!
@patrickturner2417 16 күн бұрын
Would it have been more convenient for him to call at 2:00AM in the afternoon?
@BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm 16 күн бұрын
@@patrickturner2417 for sure! Lol He's just like me and has a crazy personality. He's always trying to be the first one to wish Mom happy mother's Day or anyone happy birthday. He was out with some friends drinking so as soon as he thought about it he called me. 👍
@patrickturner2417 16 күн бұрын
@@BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm I don't think you got the point.....
@jsemplefelton5348 16 күн бұрын
@@patrickturner2417- 😂😂😂😂 That's what you get for being picky.
@ChalkyHonky 16 күн бұрын
@@BreakOutOfTheAlgorithmI got the point good job
@snowwhite5842 16 күн бұрын
It was an infrastructure bill, but it didn’t say it was for us. Ukraine needs infrastructure, too you know.
@josephhorswell4839 16 күн бұрын
Not putting all your eggs in one basket is a wise metaphor; advice for investing your time, money, attention, and resources not all in the same place.
@grahf4077 16 күн бұрын
The video captioned "I had to pull over to Taylor I just couldn't keep driving", and yet she was able to stop safely and setup to record her "meltdown". While far too common these days, it still amazes me that anyone can take this at all seriously without questioning it as the obvious, premeditated fakeness it is.
@n4ughty_knight 16 күн бұрын
Unfortunately 99% of reaction videos are fake. Someone had to post them so the intent is to show off. Only a few of them are real and it's usually because those involved don't want to be recorded.
@bite-sizedshorts9635 16 күн бұрын
It's strange how many odd occurrences show up in videos. If I see something happening, it's over before I can get the camera going.
@aaronwalcott513 16 күн бұрын
Pre-meditated mental illness, as well.
@kerim.peardon5551 16 күн бұрын
Bold of you to assume social media narcissists don't have a camera permanently set up and facing their direction at all times. Still doesn't lessen the fakeness, I'll grant you.
@dianaklien1560 16 күн бұрын
Reminds me of that nurse in a hallway showing how hurt she was because a patient died. It wasn’t someone else recording it. What a narcissist.
@MikeInOregon 16 күн бұрын
“How stupid are people?” - Tyler. “They’re bringing back H5N1 and acting like it’s a ‘novel flu virus’ and not the flu we had in 2004. Which was discovered in 1997.” - Me
@jackd7494 16 күн бұрын
Thank you! You’re absolutely correct!
@nunyabidness674 16 күн бұрын
They said a black man would be president when pigs fly... 100 days into Obamas presidency, swine flu (flew)
@jjc4577 16 күн бұрын
way too many people see the question of “How stupid are people?” as a challenge and not idle curiosity.
@Mr.Ekshin 16 күн бұрын
People never stop to consider that half the population... are of below average intelligence.
@ladybug591 15 күн бұрын
Millions of people have now been trained since 2020, they will flock to the Big Pharma Store to get their "booster" GMO mRNA experimental inj*ctions for dozens of newly "found" conditions and all the old "vacc*nes will be updated to GMOs mDNA . Good luck with that. The Big Pharma Store will have ALL supplies available for the next government sponsored "emergency". The government will announce the "emergency" and most will comply VOLUNTARILY this time - big pharma will make BIG money - people will sicken over time but will still demand their many "boosters". People are naive and told so many lies they no longer know what is true. Not dumb, trusting - just being conned....sad really. ....anyway....
@vickif9902 16 күн бұрын
I laughed as soon as you said the punishment! No way in hell would I ever become a Swifty or listen to any of her music! Can't stand her.
@robyneanderton9253 15 күн бұрын
it IS good to finally know he doesn't really intend for us to do punishments! 'cause HELL no! 😂
@sc9702 16 күн бұрын
I love rainy days because I feel nostalgia for those rainy days as a child where I would sit in my room with the window open listening to the rain while reading.
@Valgyr 16 күн бұрын
They screwed up the punchline. The other muffin screams, "Ahhh! A talking muffin!"
@paulchristie4904 16 күн бұрын
It’s not a tampon is it! Looks like cheese head string cheese
@homesteadgamer1257 16 күн бұрын
i legit scrolled the comments for this very answer lol.
@chadthunderstroke 16 күн бұрын
Thank you.
@T0MapleLaughs 16 күн бұрын
On what is apparently the world's biggest tampon.
@JOHNHENRYHOLLIDAY-rl5mi 16 күн бұрын
@@T0MapleLaughs it was on STRING CHEESE
@nathanielwestern6921 16 күн бұрын
That "Cybertruck" drove in front of me as I walked out of miejer one day. Everyone's eyes were glued to that thing. 😂
@GenXfrom75 15 күн бұрын
18:58 my papa and I would sit out on their screened in porch and watch the lightning when I was a kid. So it’s always nice when a thunderstorm rolls in and I can recollect the few happy childhood memories I have. ⛈️
@thorenshammer 16 күн бұрын
On the Watermelon trick, carve a Jack-o-lantern face into it for full effect.
@oldokieworkshop4460 16 күн бұрын
Yep, I think we all know why they stopped showing the "thumbs down" count. It was too good of an opinion poll!
@Trollificusv2 15 күн бұрын
Keep the 'downvote restore' app updated.
@stevew.7346 8 күн бұрын
I always said If I started a band I'd call it Free Beer. The Bar Scene would be kickin'.
@Drew-tj8gz 14 күн бұрын
When I first started construction. We were cleaning out this college rental house. Was a bunch of rotted bananas wrapped with condoms. Haven't been able to eat a banana to this day ; )
@sirius8477 16 күн бұрын
Thunderstorms are the perfect excuse for introverts to avoid going outside.
@ontheroad5317 16 күн бұрын
I never thought much about WHY I love thunderstorms. But that’s an excellent observation.
@cathoderaytube7497 16 күн бұрын
Good napping weather too.
@AndyDrake-FOOKYT 16 күн бұрын
They're good...but it's blizzards/ice storms that are perfect...because no one is physically able to get to you. People might show up to your house in a thunderstorm if they lose power...or if their job is rained out and they're bored.
@davidchambers44 16 күн бұрын
Thunderstorms are perfect in general too
@blackdragoness21 16 күн бұрын
I'm a security guard, and I love thunderstorms because they make the trouble makers stay home. Thunderstorms are the perfect reading weather outside of work too.
@caric7949 16 күн бұрын
Definitely not a tampon🤦♀LOL
@daveyjones1414 16 күн бұрын
Yup, it's a cheese stick haha
@geoffkomdeur9103 16 күн бұрын
That was actually a stale mate. The king wasn’t checked.
@jonatandjurachkovitch460 14 күн бұрын
No, the queen checked the king from two spaces away
@drmasroberts 16 күн бұрын
I just listened to Pink Skies for the first time. I didn’t know it would bring tears to my eyes. My wife’s died the end of March. Sweet memories are a blessing.
@MrClobbertime 16 күн бұрын
The billions from the infrastructure bill went to the Ukraine, their infrastructure has never been better. You didn't really think the democrats would use that money for anything that would benefit the American people, did you? If you did, as punishment, no pineapple pizza for the rest of the summer.
@playdg 16 күн бұрын
I don't understand federal infrastructure, anyway. They make states or local pay for everything.
@jcmick8430 16 күн бұрын
The right wing agreed to send our money there too
@keats182 16 күн бұрын
That's not entirely true. Don't forget the political donors and the politicians managed to get infrastructure financing too.
@user-ij6qt8nt6x 16 күн бұрын
HAHAHAH... YOU DONT ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK THEY EVEN SENT IT OVER THERE DID YOU??? IF YOU DID THEY WILL DECIDE YOUR PUNISHMENT....KEEP FUCKING LICKING THOSE BOOTS.... LEARN ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE MONEY SCAM AND THOSE WHO WORSHIP IT AND FIGURE OUT THEIR SHELL GAME BEFORE YOU ARE BROKEN...
@user-ij6qt8nt6x 16 күн бұрын
@@playdg CAN YOU UNDERSTAND SCAMS, AND HOW SOMETHING FOR NOTHING IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE WORKING FOR.... SLAVERY HAS MANY FORMS, AND IF YOU ARE WORKING LIKE A MULE WHILE SOMEONE ELSE LOUNGES AROUND, SOMETHING IS FUCKING WORNG AND IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING FUNCTIONAL BRAIN, YOU CAN FUCKING FIGURE THAT OUT WITH THE SMALLEST FUCKIGN THOUGHT...HENCE THEIR SCHEMES TO MAKE YOU ALL BRAINLESS... WHEN YOUR OPINIONS ARE GENERATED BY CHATGPT AND YOU NO LONGER HAVE A VOICE, OBEY EVERY DEMAND!!!....
@jay-ce1rb 16 күн бұрын
Tomato is a fruit. Take advantage of that fact. Next time you are having a Bloody Mary at 9:00 in the morning, and you are asked what you are drinking, tell them it is a Fruit Smoothy, sounds a lot better.
@KrayzeeAssKrisReturns 16 күн бұрын
If tomatoes are a type of mild juicy pepper, then aren't peppers fruit as well? Why don't anybody talk about that? Is the difference between a fruit and vegetable determined by how juicy it is? Has it to do with sweetness? Is the definition of a vegetable actually any edible part of a plant that isn't a seedpod? Yeah, that last one makes the most sense, but beans ARE the seeds, so what do we consider them to be? Rice as well? Is that what legume means? Guess I could google these terms for clarity...
@Mr.Ekshin 16 күн бұрын
@@KrayzeeAssKrisReturns - If you are eating the ovary of a flowering plant (the part that contains seeds)... it's a fruit. But if you are eating ANY other part of the plant, ie: leaves (lettuce), stems (celery), roots (carrots), tubers (potatoes), or even flowers (broccoli)... it's a vegetable.
@Toutvids 16 күн бұрын
@@Mr.Ekshin so cucumbers, squash and peppers are all fruit by these definitions?
@nathanwhitmore3980 16 күн бұрын
Yes
@Mr.Ekshin 16 күн бұрын
@@Toutvids - Yes, tomatoes, squash, cucumbers, and peppers are all fruits by any sort of botanical definition.
@mrsullivan1709 16 күн бұрын
I am definitely a severe weather lover. The worse it is the more excited I get. I just love to stand and watch in awe at the power of nature.
@ebred76 15 күн бұрын
You’ll love Jupiter this time of year.
@michaeljlouw620 15 күн бұрын
I'm like you. We get the most incredible lightning storms in summer on the Highveld (South Africa). First place in the country to get optic fibre because the lightning was affecting buried copper cables. I remember turning off the lights, opening the curtains and playing Shawn Phillips' "Woman" at full volume while I "watched the lightning race..." Neighbours objected visibly (judging by the looks on their faces as they peered out their windows trying to figure out what was going on) but I was in my safe space and didn't care what anyone else thought. By the way - crazy fact "Woman" as mentioned above, is reputed to be the longest song title in recording history. The actual song title is: "She was waiting for her mother at the station in Torino and you know I love you baby, but it's getting too heavy to last"; none of which actually appears in the song. If you're interested, it's track 1 on his "Second Contribution" album.
@michaeljlouw620 15 күн бұрын
Correction on the song title - "...it's getting too heavy to laugh"
@beansdad70 16 күн бұрын
Even better, leave the vine attached to the watermelon. Plant the loose end in the front and leave the melon on the porch! 🤣
@ESninjasquad 16 күн бұрын
The other screams " Oh my god, a talking muffin!"
@my2cents581 16 күн бұрын
I was distracted by the “Tampon” comment😂
@Xeacons 16 күн бұрын
I think it’s actually yogurt or string cheese.
@stefgold9983 16 күн бұрын
It's the frosting packet
@rahkinrah1963 16 күн бұрын
@@Xeacons String cheese.
@rahkinrah1963 16 күн бұрын
Frosting for the string cheese.
@jamielynjudd6738 16 күн бұрын
Good morning to all dad's ❤ Happy Father's day to all the men ,the bio and great step dad's out there. You are raising our future, thank you
@WendyHubble-ur7sn 16 күн бұрын
Happy Father's Day Tyler and all you wonderful Dads in the chat!🤩
@mr.kongable 15 күн бұрын
I finished your book Tyler. Great book , well done sir. As a high school shop teacher, I fully agree with you that college is a scam.
@robertball3578 15 күн бұрын
Only liberal arts; we need the STEM folks to make this a better place. Maybe I'm prejudiced, retired Mechanical Engineer, BSME 1968.
@mr.kongable 15 күн бұрын
@@robertball3578 well said
@Chris-um3se 16 күн бұрын
GREAT joke about the "Whine cellar"
@MM-ix5nf 16 күн бұрын
You tell the ghost, “You ain’t living here for free.” Ghost replies, “I ain’t living.” 👻
@kevinh5983 14 күн бұрын
4:35 "No holds bars" - Tyler.... Megan, please roast him for this one. 😂
@allenra530 15 күн бұрын
Every time I see Nancy Pelosi on Zeducation, I feel that I have been severely punished, even though I didn't laugh.
@SweetMamaG 16 күн бұрын
Tyler can't tell the difference between a tampon and a gogurt 😂😂😂 @Zeducation ya slippin!
@jathompson7606 16 күн бұрын
Things must get messy in his house once a month!
@E2bing 16 күн бұрын
Anyone remember Pushups? It's frozen yogurt in a cardboard toilet paper roll!
@jameswest1093 16 күн бұрын
@@E2bingThey were delicious though.
@paulbrickler 16 күн бұрын
4-pack of ratchet straps is $42 at Menards, vs. $2400 per night hospital stay, hmmm.
@davedavid7061 16 күн бұрын
Prob $5 at harbor freight
@Irish381 16 күн бұрын
Maybe 3.99 on Temu but it’s a crapshoot with your life and hospital bills 💵 vs ♿🪦
@paulbrickler 16 күн бұрын
@@davedavid7061 If you like stuff that breaks, sure
@fredk.2001 15 күн бұрын
@@davedavid7061, $12 for the better ones.
@mrthoms0n1 15 күн бұрын
I agree Tyler, we should always remember that people who cut holes in their masks have the same vote as us. We should never underestimate the stupidity of others and how dangerous it can be.
@Drew-tj8gz 14 күн бұрын
Everybody wants to be a gangster. Until they hear the first muzzle blast ; )))
@terrysanders823 16 күн бұрын
That is not a tampon it's icing for a muffin !!!!!
@my2cents581 16 күн бұрын
😂I was laughing so hard…”looks like a tampon”
@homesteadgamer1257 16 күн бұрын
It looks like a string cheese thing
@dougthomson7099 16 күн бұрын
Funniest part by far
@bethshadid2087 16 күн бұрын
Thought it was cheese 😂😂😂😂
@homesteadgamer1257 16 күн бұрын
@@bethshadid2087 me too! lol
@my2cents581 16 күн бұрын
❤️Happy Father’s Day to all the WONDERFUL MEN out there❤
@Randomonium66 16 күн бұрын
If cancer were a sound, its Taylor Swift's voice.
@lucidanecdote683 15 күн бұрын
Best description of her!
@dezihaasch6976 16 күн бұрын
4:28. That was me! I worked in retail at a box store for twenty three years. Loved it then, but wouldn’t now. I write fiction now. And do not miss that world at all.😄
@GardenDude1 16 күн бұрын
I think we should all prank Deev again by asking him how many dodge balls he's taken to the face.
@bob_the_b4536 16 күн бұрын
This could be taken out of context if you were more specific. 😅
@TheBathrobeWizard 16 күн бұрын
Mark Twain: ...You put all your eggs in one basket, AND YOU WATCH THAT BASKET.
@bradgriffith9175 14 күн бұрын
When I think back, I can still hear the sound of those red dodge balls hitting people at 100mph... Awesome!
@rangerd3847 15 күн бұрын
Public construction projects should include a early completion bonus and a late completion penalty.
@seandelap8587 16 күн бұрын
If you need celebrities to verify your opinion then you need to give your head a wobble
@Kryten428 16 күн бұрын
Today's punishment goes against the "no cruel and inhumane" punishment in the constitution.
@dezihaasch6976 16 күн бұрын
Amen! Ditto here, no way if I laugh am I doing that. I worship God. Not Taylor.
@jjc4577 16 күн бұрын
@@dezihaasch6976 Satan sez "aw crap!"
@royalreign143 15 күн бұрын
Can I just say, that every time I come to comment in here, I just love this community? It gives me hope because you see these things too, and you know why they are so dangerous and harmful. We can make it as a country even as a globe if we stand up, and stand together and keep brining these things up, so others hear the truth. Thanks for creating this community Zed!
@ShortAndNarrow 15 күн бұрын
Im watching this Monday morning and you're singing before i had my coffee..... I paused before the wrong moment, i should of finished watching before bed.....I learnt my lesson.
@Ryo7_7 16 күн бұрын
I'm going to secretly put a watermelon on my neighbor's doorstep and say "someone did the same to me!" if they ask me about it.
@Jkarsjens 16 күн бұрын
Taking away the red ball is part of what made every generation after X weak.
@patrickturner2417 16 күн бұрын
They completely eliminated dodge ball in Baltimore County public schools. They can't have their little -cretins- kiddies "singling" out "targets" for "elimination".
@VintageCardinal 16 күн бұрын
Truth, brother...truth
@YOUR-LOCAL13 16 күн бұрын
Yeah. We played dodgeball with those balls. The worst I remember is someone getting a bloody nose.
@brandonlinsey5625 16 күн бұрын
I'm a millennial (36, 37 in August), and we used the real dodge balls. But yes, alot of people are whiney bitches
@texasforever5776 16 күн бұрын
Nope.....taking away bullying made them soft as hell.
@jasonhewitt9542 16 күн бұрын
Happy Father’s Day! A funny story for you! My son got me a portable DVD player so I could watch my old shows and lay around. I called my Dad and he talked about me getting fat for five minutes! Lol made my day to get sandwiched like that. Have a good one everybody!
@Eveniswrong 15 күн бұрын
The muffins at 7:34 Two muffins are sitting in an oven, one says “it’s getting hot in here” the other screams, “AH A TALKING MUFFIN!”
@Pa-we1lw 16 күн бұрын
Happy Father’s Day, Tyler. BTW- the basketball blocks were NOT done by us. It was THEM.
@cherylweber1246 16 күн бұрын
Infrastructure bill, I'll bet the big guy got his cut.
@joellynshort3949 15 күн бұрын
Oh that’s my favorite joke! But the punchline is, “The other muffin says, ‘Aaaah! A talking muffin!’”
@stonytina5177 16 күн бұрын
My kitchen is so up-scale that the trash-can isn't even in there.
@ontheroad5317 16 күн бұрын
My house is such a zoo these days, that the trash can is wherever the last person pushed it out of their way.
@stewarttomkinson3356 16 күн бұрын
The reason to get rid of electric cars as people in the crosswalk will never hear them coming
@martina21953 16 күн бұрын
Heck, you don't need to spend that type of money. I had a very quiet standard Mazda that did the same thing. I loved to see the kids in the driveway jump when I revved the engine! LOL! I am an evil old lady.
@justforever96 16 күн бұрын
They are so equipped with sound generators that make a whirring or whooshing noise when they drive for that exact reason, because people made that objection as soon as they started coming on the market. Although it's kind of silly, cars aren't silent, tire noise is a large part of modern cars, most of them you can't hardly hear the engine anyway. You can definitely hear a car approaching you in the street.
@brolinofvandar 16 күн бұрын
@@martina21953 My first new car was a 1976 Honda Civic Wagon. I can recall sitting at the side of a country road outside my small hometown, talking to a couple of friends on bicycles. So, we're in a pretty quiet place, no traffic, out of town. After talking for a few minutes, one of my friends, on his bicycle next to my left front fender, suddenly exclaims, "Is this thing running!?" I'd never shut off the car. We'd talked for several minutes before my friends realized that the car was still running. It was that quiet.
@stewarttomkinson3356 16 күн бұрын
@@justforever96 it’s a joke
@fredk.2001 15 күн бұрын
Need to make the "Jetsons" car sounds mandatory.
@1961Lara 15 күн бұрын
The Dumb Ages…… I am dying…..😂😂😂😂
@tammykelsey7877 16 күн бұрын
Tyler, that’s a cheese stick, NOT a tampon! 😂
@rupertmiller9690 16 күн бұрын
I am the dishwasher in the house, and you will most certainly NOT be putting a dirty bowl in me.
@NickWebber-vp4pd 16 күн бұрын
I wash my dishes by hand. Much quicker, and less costly. The only thing a ‘dishwasher’ is good for is hiding dirty dishes when guests are coming…😂
@clonetrooperkoko2681 16 күн бұрын
my brother in Christ that is a yogurt stick not a tampon.
@scottmccloud9029 16 күн бұрын
Yeah, it's definitely not a tampon. I raised 3 daughters and I've never seen one That big.
@bobbarclay316 16 күн бұрын
Smart is "Tomatoes are a fruit." Wisdom is "Don't put tomatoes in the fruit salad."
@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 16 күн бұрын
I've always wondered if Father's Day and Juneteenth being so close together is intentional. That way the people who don't get to celebrate Father's Day have their own day.
@DragonAurora 16 күн бұрын
OUCH
@burtknighten4438 16 күн бұрын
😂. Damn
@Tubalcain422 16 күн бұрын
Checks out.
@mikemcconeghy4658 16 күн бұрын
The second muffin screams because the first muffin spoke. As in, "Eek! Talking muffin!" This is adds to the absurdity because the second muffin is also aware and able to communicate, so it shouldn't be so surprised about the first muffin.
@sherrifennel719 16 күн бұрын
Can NOT do the punishment. It WILL make my head explode. Happy father's day to all you daddies out there
@RandysFiftySevenChevy 16 күн бұрын
I was at a BBQ potluck yesterday and someone made the worse baked beans I ever ate. I walked up to the lady who made them and whispered to her, "come see me later about the beans" (around the time they kick in)
@dougdunlap8343 16 күн бұрын
The rest of the joke: "Holy shit! A talking muffin!!"
@__J_O__ 16 күн бұрын
Adding that helps me see it different. I went to WW2 era Germany oven and screaming and thinking that was a ballsy joke for a plug wrapper.
@slitzmcduse 16 күн бұрын
Is that the Jew joke?
@sunnybv 16 күн бұрын
I think it’s string cheese.
@__J_O__ 16 күн бұрын
@@sunnybv again 0 for 2 for me.
@brismith2728 16 күн бұрын
Yeah Swift makes me puke too
@russholly 16 күн бұрын
She is and always has been annoying.
@stewarttomkinson3356 16 күн бұрын
I don’t know why anybody buys her music
@saav7778 16 күн бұрын
7:15 Are you serious Tyler, have you ever seen a tampon 🤣
@scottwood1143 16 күн бұрын
Zed is an American treasure. 😂 Thank you.
@tcbink 16 күн бұрын
13:05 Let’s not forget when they outlawed the possession of gold!
@MSMNBC 16 күн бұрын
Or that a dollar in 1964 (dimes, quarters, halves, and whole) coins is now worth over $20.
@denniscrane9753 16 күн бұрын
Happy Father’s Day everyone! And there’s no way in hell I would in right mind become a swifty!
@PrairieWolff 16 күн бұрын
Happy Father's Day to all the good dads out there❤🎉
@stu7161 16 күн бұрын
My favorite morning annoyance always was, "Tuesday already! This week's just FLYIN' by!"
@ImDeviantMrED 16 күн бұрын
Fun Fact: Bananas are a berry!
@myview5840 16 күн бұрын
So are tomatoes
@justforever96 16 күн бұрын
Berries are fruit. They are a descriptive term for a kind of fruit. Any seed-bearing fleshy growth on a plant is a fruit.
@TanyaRando 16 күн бұрын
Every time my dad cooked he used every pan in the house! My mum wasn't daft, it was always me and my sister who did the dishes!
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