2 years later and Anfield still haunts me 😭 Glad it made you laugh Z!

That reverse bowling goalie is the greatest keeper of all time 😂

11:48 the feeling of Rasmus Hojlund when playing with Garnacho

The keeper just hoofing it vertical nearly killed me, lands on the penalty spot and instantly concedes 😂😂😂

So, that was a fun video. That last clip is probably how Højlund feels sometimes when he's made a good run and neither of the wingers plays him in.

Once I was in a World Cup quarter-final where I put SEVEN balls in the post before taking a corner goal at 94. Needless to say, I reset the game, ended up winning the WC on penalties.

0:27 POV: your cup GK gets angry because he's not having promised game time (he IS playing all cup matches)

5:50 the Arbroath backup goalie (forced to come on as an outfield sub) did something similar in real life a couple of months ago.

Poor Breezy has to relive that all the while Zealand is almost wetting himself laughing and having the time of his life.

Those guys hitting the woodwork... This is so FM24. It's like the game decided that you will not score this game, even though you are crushing the opponents. I've had several games with 25+ shots and not scoring. And then you get FM'ed and they score on their only shot at goal...

SpotliteHOH here i want to clarify that exactly 10 minutes later. vinicius henrique scored a banger from 30 yards out. He finished on 52 goals that season and that miss was unlike him🤣

I didn't even make it past the first clip before cracking up 😂

YOU CAN SNIP THE WHOLE OR PARTS OF YOUR MONITOR/SCREEN USING ANY OF THE THOUSANDS OF PROGRAMS/APPS INSTEAD OF USING YOUR PHONE CAMERA GUYS!

4:30 I honestly expected the guy he rage-subbed to immediately get sent off lol

I no longer have footage so you’ll just have to believe me on this, but on FMM we scored an equaliser in the 93rd minute, all 11 players went to celebrate, and goalkeeper did not get back in time and got chipped from halfway on the kickoff and we lost the game. Still remember it vividly.

3:33 reminds me of the Blaszczykowski miss for Dortmund in 2010

7:40 - assuming that GK is Kacper Tobiasz... That's pretty accurate representation of his current form I'd say :D

This is a well-timed video for me after the frustration I ended the night on last night. My top of the 3 Liga side went down 5-0 on 1.78 xG within 26 minutes away to a top half side. Safe to say water bottles were thrown at both half and full time, and my starting keeper (and captain) and a couple other guys were subbed off at half. We did score 2 in the last 10 minutes to make the final a respectable looking 5-2. This was 4 days after my keeper was Man of the Match for making 9 saves to clutch a 2-1 win where we'd spent the last 50 minutes down a man. So I needed a good laugh at FM. A few matches back I did have a contender for the best goals list (though I don't use Twitter so I wouldn't be able to submit it), where I had a striker off the bench bicycle kick in a cross in traffic.

To be fair that Brighton one is very realistic, considering that's what they did against United and Bruno scored a 90+10 penalty

Proper belly laughs to start my morning thanks Z and everyone your pain made me happy at least 😂

This video was epic lmao, I hope a future series comes out of this!

3:46 This is the absolute best piece of entertainment of all time

We need a version 2.0 of this videos, there is so many more out there

0:55 1:01 and 1:11(off both posts) reminds me of the feeling of when I wanted to give up on life after I hit the post 3 TIMES WITH 1 SHOT in fifa(off the bar, went to the side and hit the post, then bounced up and hit the bar again... Edit: 9:53 I really wanna kms now...

Something vaguely similar to that mobile clip happened to me on FM19 Mobile, I was playing as Monaco while Badiashile was still on Monaco at the time, and he controlled a ball in from a corner down to the ground in his own box and just whacked the ball into the opposition's net, with the opposition GK on his own side of the halfway line

Oh Z i wish i knew this one was coming ive got some beauties!- Great list! some comedic value here!

Love your unique style, never change!

10:40 He seems to have an invisible touch, he lost control and slowly tears you apart.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME. IM DYING LAUGHING.

We've all felt that pain with the multiple post/crossbars in one game, just not so many in such a short time! That was hilarious, but only because I wasn't the manager this time haha

There is a law in Brazilian football, that works a lot in football manager "Quem não fez leva" (The one who don't score it's the one who giver the score) meaning that if you don't get goals, you oponent will

This Onana compilation is 👌

That first clip, someone needs to check that keepers bank account. He missed the 'make it realistic' part tho

I ones did the mistake to but a goalkeeper on sweeper keeper. He passed the ball to an attacker in the other team in while he was outside the box. Also a another story wich was not a mistake just pain. I needed to win the game to get a playoff spot and i scored the winner in the 89th minute i thought but the equalised and then scored the winner.

I do t have a video of it anymore, but in FM09 I loved Celtic and rangers into the EPL. I was Celtic away to Sunderland. There were no video animations until about the 40th minute when we scored. Sunderland scored immediately from the restart. Second half. No animations yet again until suddenly we scored to go 2-1 up. Sunderland kicked off and scored within seconds. No more animations until late on when we scored to go 3-2 up. Yet again, Sunderland scored right from the kick off. I know teams regularly score straight from the restart after conceding, but I’d put money that that it’s never happened three times in one game in the history of football, anywhere in the universe. I’m not embarrassed to say that was a reset moment.

I've watched this at least 10 times now and it still kills me

0:26 bro the goali got millions from other club

8:32 I have been playing FM Mobile for a long time now and I never saw something like that, which is the reason I still have my phone intact

Nah man you did jack dirty 😂😂

That goal at 11:11 happened to me also once. Was in non league, but still.

My first day of starting my fm24 save with Weston-super-Mare, and early on in the season, my defender played a back pass to the gk about 30 yards out and chipped the keeper... wasn't really in any danger and had time to play it normally

it's funny how for the offisde one he said that it "wouldn't happen irl" like bruno fernandes didn't do exactly that against city last year

11:50 this happens all the time in real life as well 😄😄

6:46 in the premier league they have been told to delay putting the flag up.

Oh my loooooord. Messi hitting the post with the prem on the line on a clear cut. FADE ME. I would die if that was me.

Could be worse. You could have someone in the room with you saying "it's just a game".

That was amazing, zealand you know Sebastian Abreu?

6:25 Botafogo , my team in Brasil, Rio de Janeiro, had a goal last year that was nulified by officials, it was kinda similar. Not that brusque but similar, Diego Costa was on offside but the ball passed trough him, a defender from Atletico Mineiro tries to kick the ball, but it misses, the balls fall into DC feets, he scored, they didnt allowed the goal. Later on discussion a lot of referees said it should be legitim goal and others disagree. Botafogo last year had A LOT of bad decisions from referee that costed the game and the championship (alongside with other problems in administration and mental problems).

3:47 and that's why it's better to walk it in

I swear this video has infected my game. I've had two incidents happen that were severe enough that they could've been in this video. Once while watching, and one since. What have you done.

That Liverpool Brighton match was painful 😅

You can get Messi on a free after 2 years, he still has 1.5 years left at the top at that stage. Then the drop off is pretty severe, but still good to come on late to take free kicks and corners

Not really a mistake, but I was playing an older version of the game in 2d a few years back. Opposition team took a free kick from about halfway into my half short, 8 players from my team immediately swarmed to the person in possession, stole it (I assume inflicting bodily harm in the process), then proceeded to run up the other end of the pitch uncontested as a big bunch, then scored.

Truly shocking how many people don’t know how to screen record on desktop

Didnt get it on video, and granted it wasnt anything that would have decided any league/trophy, but I did recently have a ball hit the right post, roll all the way over to hit the left post without crossing the line, and then the defense cleared it.

Loved the video :))

I didn't record it, but two of my favourites come from Ederson in Manchester derbies: FM23, City trailing 2-1 in the Carabao final, launches the ball upfield...to the unmarked Jadon Sancho, who races clear and fires it beyond Ederson to seal the trophy FM24, less than a minute into the second half of the Etihad league game. I can only assume he was trying to pick out his left back...sadly said LB was apparently not paying attention because Rashford runs onto the loose ball and chips it over Ederson Virtual Pep must be worried what tf FM25 Ederson will do 🤣

The best moment I’ve had where it actually went my way was in the Champions League Final as Liverpool vs Real Madrid. We get a throw in the final third. Play it short, Luis Diaz pivots and proceeds to to whack the ball into the net after the keeper misses the claim when he came off his line. We won the game 1-0 😂

0:08 i laughed so hard on this

What in tarnation was this video 😂

11:40 is Raheem Sterling against Wolves earlier this season in a one v 3 and decides to shoot right at the keeper.... pain.

Anyone who says that last clip isn't realistic has never watched Raheem Sterling play.

The one that missed the open goal was Darwin nunez

11:18 is that a flair in stands behind goal??

That goalkeeper is a dancer and end it with a dead stare 7:39 and ad 11:15 he got scared because of the fire.

Was this a highlight package of my current FM career?! *shudders

I had one where from kick off, my striker takes a few steps and went off injured after just 6 seconds. Torn Calf Muscle and out for 4 months......

Amazing video, kindest of sir.

My worst one was definitely when I was 0-3 down in the first half, fought back to 4-3 in the space of 18 minutes... Only to concede 4-4 at the 95th minute!

2:21 when the players play hit the woodwork in free time

That back pass to the goalie who’s inside the net isn’t even that FM exclusive. Pretty sure it happened to Stoke irl once

When those things happen I just turn off FM and go chill or sleep.

I can't even play the game with mates because it keeps saying no network connection tried getting help but they don't care

11:28 goalkeeper was peeing like Olivier Kahn when nobody sees

first video - Janusz Jojko reconstruction (Ruch - Lechia, relegation playoff polish league 86-87).

Worst luck I ever had in a manager game was nearly 20 years ago. Playing Anstoß2 with my friend. We're facing each other in the national cup final. I was leading 3-0 in minute 75 and lost 4-3 in regular time. No red cards, no penalties. Until this day we're mentioning it if someone makes a big comeback: "yeah, this is great. But not as great as the final that time😂"

Conceding in the 95th minute just makes up depressed honestly.

Picture this. I'm Luton Town. Playing Crystal Palace on the last day of the season. One point between us, they're 17th and I'm 18th. If we win we're safe, if we lose or draw we're down. Tight, close 0-0 all game until a tactical change in the 92nd minute gets us a goal and puts us 1-0 up. We're safe, i think. After the toughest season of my life we're finally safe. 93rd minute. Thomas Kaminski receives the ball under no pressure whatsoever, all he has to do is kick it long or pass it to another centre back in plenty of space. Thomas Kaminski passes straight to Jean-Phillipe Mateta and we concede to get relegated from the Premier League with virtually the last kick of the game all from a needless goalkeeper mistake.

9:14 karius 🤦😢

On the offside one where the defender touches it for the offside striker to score....that's still offside. He was offside before the defender touched it and he's obviously interfering with play otherwise the defender wouldn't think he needed to touch it! If FM actually had any sort of grip on the offside law it would have been disallowed, as it would be IRL. My one hope for the next FM is that they sort out offsides! Great video...sorry for the pedantry....that's just my neurodivergent brain working overtime! 😂

Ok these are on-field mistakes, I want to hear about mistakes we made as managers

Did you see the irl version of this in the a-league last week?😂

Mama I made it, thank you Zealand!💙

7:03 Mum I made it (is me)

Europa League GK is no-one but Loris Karius in disguise 😁😅

Who is Andre Bruce Neals?

I already know the video is good and i didnt see it

WHERE WERE THE KEEPER

Seriously, I have a midfielder who hit the woodwork at least 8 times before he scored his first goal for the club. Problem is, he's consistent. The fans call him "The Postman" 😆

Huge IQ 6:21 Anticipation and Decisions: 20

i have absolutely subbed people in the first 20 minutes for shit lke that lmao

The keeper from 7:40 is somehow even worse in real life

Probably the worst mistake ny players have made but one time my goalkeeper pulled a Karius vs Benzema, and as a Liverpool fan… I felt emotions that day

I never have GK on bench. Got a GK injured in PL, had to play CB for most of game but drew, 2 games later same things happens to my back up in FA Cup semi and I lose that one. Again I didnt learn and didnt have even youngester on bench. Karma

I've played fm mobile for years and that has never happened to me

Breezy deserves it for hiring Scarpa.

i support a team that has experienced everything I see in this video, without exception, in real life: Besiktas. the team in your viral video about Aboubakar's hair transplant. Yes.

My worst mistake is downloading the game and thinking I know what im doing because i watch zealand

My worst fm experience is it was the final day of the championship. I'm sunderland in 2nd facing Leicester in third. Southampton were 3 points ahead and had 5 GD on me and they were playing Cardiff who were 23rd. Southampton had 2 losses all season, both to me. It's the 87th minute of both games and Cardiff is winning 1 nil and I am up 4 nil. Ahead because we beat Southampton twice in the season. Mere minutes from the title. 90+5 my keeper fails to control a back pass and it's an own goal. Absolute devastation

0:30 i've KINDA done something like that in a futsal tournament. Made a save, as i was getting up i kinda dropped the ball. In the process of half catching/regaining the ball, I threw it into the back of the net. 🤣 5:13 fuck me, also this. Except for kicking it was a throw. Mid way through throwing action i changed where i was throwing the ball and it went straight up, and down. My saving grace was that it was from a restart and the ball never left the D, and a player touched the ball before it left the D. Everyone laughed, except for me, and the player that touched the ball. Priceless.