that was my favorite joke

*Backs away furiously to get out*

I'm gonna be real honest: that grey haired lady is hot Ahhhh 80s women

Me at least once a day.

I thought she said 'castle' and I'm like, she better not go to Scotland smh

What!? Yiay

Yesterday I Asked Asked Asked Asked You

@@SpacePirateFromSpace Is there an echo in here or something... something... something... something... sus.

So true

@HCE it's in the r

Me too

I just passed the paper towels isle and all I thought was paper towels paper towels paper towels paper towels taper taper towels

@aaronsdavis Barryerary?

2:47

I can't think about paper towels without calling them paper taper taper towels either... But I'd hardly call that ruined. I'd like to think of it as "enhanced."

Happens in pizza delivery too. But it's cash instead of checks. We don't accept checks.

What kinda broke fuck used a c h e c k for a pizza just use debit

@@Pactastic042 Probably an old person that doesn't understand how cards work.

@@Trainfan1055Janathan I've got 3 times where I got a cash tip from Pizza Hut worth more than the pizza. The second time was an old woman who said she didn't get texts (I was on two deliveries at once) the third time I had to make a support call, because I felt I was stealing. I don't work for Pizza Hut; I work with Pizza Hut. I also played this video on my radio at another restaurant because their automatic phone response said "someone will be with you shortly" as in "It will only take a half an hour".

Customer: "I would like to pay by debit card, but I have no debit card or money." Employee: "Uhh, I'm sorry?" Customer: *Points* "This is all YOUR fault!"

"There is no better customer than one who has been dissatisfied. Understand that this does not mean we have necessarily done anything wrong." Me when I have to follow store policy.

- Jeff Bezos, 1999

Litalraly Everyone who's ever worked retale

When that one asshole shows up two minutes before closing looking for bread crumbs or some shit

@@burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82 "Litalraly" "retale" holy shit dude take a nap

So beautiful, hahaha. :')

He's just thinking of the easiest way to take the customers and gag the customers

What a considerate employee.

W h a t? 1:32

Then they take the customers and gag the customers.

Especially in gastro

Losing cussing customers isn't too bad, though.

"We don't want our customers"

Remove customers as soon as you finish your shift!

Retail in a nutshell

We don’t want them to be inconvenienced by entering the store.

@@TeddyOG You know what? If they don't care about us, we don't care about us!

YIY

YEEAAEEYY

And not just the customer: YOU WILL.

And the "actually" was taken from another video~

Me when I find where the item's located without actually checking that there's anything there

That would be wonderful

*LuL

YiiY

"You bet this customer will be coming back again."

@@pseudospectre53 What?

Lol

He doesn't count because he's a creep standing there all day taking numbers probably!😂😂😂

@@eriekayak does that explain why he can shoot lasers from his eyes? And why he wants to order a pound of his wife, dude/lady?

Sure, just give me a half hour.

*What?*

In this day and age that's basically industry standard policy. Might as well put "Fuck you pay me" signs outside every Walmart

the subtitles say "will this cis customer be back again?"

@strawberry smith or else you'd have to do it All over again.

They can easily BEE the DEEference betWEEn KEEping and losing cussing customers

Now that's how you sell paper taper paper towels.

My inner monologue

“Excuse me, I wanted to return my shoes, please.”

@@romeofoxtrot I'm not sure how to shoe that

That is a vibe check warning if I ever heard one

“Are you, you?” Some deep shit

@@iceypumpkinhead My entire life is a vibe check delivered by God.

“Do you have your name?” 4:59

I was pretty spooked. I'm John.

Damn, he just roasted her harder than the waters of the Customer Service Mordor ever could.

Original video is how they treat customers, your comment is how they treat employees

''paper towels,paper towels,paper taper taper towels.''

It would've been amazing if they'd got the brand she wanted, opened the packaging and offered her a towel to wipe her eyes from crying about the lack of those very towels.

@@antoniocasias5545 It's in the background near the start. Orodruin and the Barad Dur

Still applicable in 2023. Some day 10 years from now, someone's gonna watch this and say, "What, there was a time when customers came INTO the STORE?"

When I was working at Taco Bell, one of the people who just finished taking an order said, "I'll be glad when we get replaced by computers, because a computer wouldn't be able to tell they wanted extra cheese!" I was listening to the order as well, cleaning the lobby, but I don't remember exactly what the customer said at the speaker.

That’s one that happens a lot in real life. People will make a request you need to go out of your way for, but you say you can do it and are prepared to help anyways... and then after you say yes they get all upset and go “oh nevermind”

@@otaconzeppeli7273 .... YUP

@@otaconzeppeli7273 Wait a minute, is this proof that people cannot accept the word "yes" as a universal answer for every question?

@@otaconzeppeli7273 honestly it’s down to how you deliver your answer. If you seem exacerbated in your reply, they’ll get cold feet and back away

You are more than welcome to cry. I can offer you a Towel?

JetJockey87 thanks. Come back in half an hour?

@@SpacePirateFromSpace What?

BUH

@@bouteilledeau1463 I'm just somebody, I don't know how to shoe that. But, if you came back in half an hour...

Or at least it would be if it weren't ea...

I am _so_ glad I'm not the only one who thought of that. 😂

Okay, this made me laugh, XDD!

Nice

I see you are a man of culture

Will this customer be back? YOU BET HE WILL.

@@superhoops5091 and not only he will but you will

No it's YIGH

You gotta take the L without questions? 😔

@aaronsdavis harsh but fair

That’s why they call COVID the Boomer Remover.

Coronakaren: you need masks! Me: What? Yaay

One of the best sentence mixes in the video.

1:32

that is actualy a great marketing strategy!

@@bohdankuziv2707 I agree. If you're funny, it helps you stand out more and helps customers recognize you if they come back! It also makes the customer feel at home, like they can relax, so they don't feel lost if they're in a big store, and it's their first time there. And, maybe you'll even get promoted if you're working well enough... you know, all customers need lol...

I lold

No problem Mrs. BuRbUrbUR

🤣🤣😂

ᵒᵏ

Will this sis customer be back again?

You bet he will

Well, if that were you, would YOU come back in a half hour? You bet the customer will! And not just him, YOU will!

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

A lot of SERVICE does happen here. To SATISFY their NEEDS.

I was laughing so hard when I saw that part

When customers think they can flirt with you at work 😂

Him: can't u just get a BF? Her: a..... aa.....aha....... Him: *shirt disappears* what?

@@trentryan27 What? You need to carrow my bar? Could you come back in half an hour?

@@trentryan27 I guess speech impediments turn him on. 🤣

What?

What is that clip from?

lolaslatt yesterday I asked you

"Could you come back in a half an hour?"

@@cubruce1103 *_n o_*

That Employee was Never seen Agaim

In an half an hour I asked you (IAHAHIAY)

But there's more to it than customers.

There’s service

No shit

He IS wrong. When we talk about customer service, we think about how most commercially made paper is made from paper.

@@rogonandi But don't forget the secret ingredient… a mammoth.

Strongly agree and far more humble and sweeter.

No joke, I am genuinely invested in the relationship between the shy customer service worker and the tsundere disgruntled customer

Groceryuri store

​@@bepisthescienceman4202TRUE

Oh, that would be our best honey!

Enuen euskaldun bat espero youtube korotzak ikusten

¿Esperas qué?

Philosophy Tube I’m not too sure how to shoe that

i just finished watching a philosophy tube video and here i am what are the odds 💀

so nice to see ya here

The essence of philosophy

"Is your name John? Are you here, John? Listen to me carefully, John... Are you YOU?"

It's probably just the one set of workers.

See, this is what happens when you actually unionize. Otherwise you get the Wow It’s Made worked treatment.

These workers were the ones who beat their boss into a pulp and made them into a circular circle.

It's not sorcery, it's sos.

Boss makes a hundred, I make thirteen, so I beat him into pulp, using this machine

Or when you just don't feel like being bothered by customers.

It's my entire life motto tbh

Can you come back in a half an hour?

excuse me, I'd like to return my shoes

@@NaderAmmar I’m just somebody and I’m not too sure how to shoe that.

Technically Mordor, but basically the same thing.

One does not simply walk in to Customer Service.

(Considers getting a job as a greeter for the sole purpose of screaming YOU SHALL NOT PASS while waving around a sword and staff.)

@@punbug4721 Is this even real for someone not to recognize Mordor at first glance? And that guy even got 82 likes! :o

So true.

I need to carrow your bar.

We need to move away from college and towards Lamborghini.

Craig?

@@UnfittingCarbon something I like to call freedom units

@@UnfittingCarbon A thousand years ago they didn't have dollars. They had something else.

Mariostar356 you just have to come back in half an hour...

@@sparrow4852 Ah, ok. It takes half an hour to create circular circles! I thought it was only a few minutes. Guess not. Is that why I have trouble finding the rare circular circles?

@@shawnfields2369 Have you ever tried making a circle?! Damn right it takes a half hour, usually more!

@@shawnfields2369 I bought a compass and still could only manage elliptical circles. Circular circles will forever be the bane of my existence, and looking at this thread, everyone else's as well. It's no wonder stores are all out of them.

@@shawnfields2369 ...I'm starting to feel like we're moving along rather fast. Can you come back in half an hour?

That would be wonderful.

What? Yaay

Let me toot

Did you take the L or did you somehow snag a snazzy W?

@@eckitronix I got a C. Only c that semester, so for the rest it was a W

Based

Nothing makes one sleep like laughing at poor customer service

lazy wut

Lazy Purple the famous How It Feels To Chew Five Game youtuber? Amzing!

may i ask, laziest of purple, if you found this video Relatable

I know what you mean, really!

I have to think about everything

I miss pizza dust

@@rubeusvombatus What's... What's a brother?

it's actually not illegal or copyright as it's taking existing content and making something new out of it

*procedes to try to return her shoes to the grocery store.*

I'm just somebody and I'm not too sure how to do that

@@jeffcarroll1990shock uuhh... I'm not to sure how to shoe that. Could you come back in a half-

@@jeffcarroll1990shock oh

Lmfao that had me dying

*Steps backwards in an awkward fashion*

Oh no *castle*

@@normalidiot7227 Line used for every ROH wrestler after Dalton Castle receives push

@@sergiowinter5383 i just said that because when she said hassle, it sounded like *castle*

@@normalidiot7227 And I wanted to make a wrestling reference yaay

*Y I A Y*

The assistant saying YUP? gets me.

@@anicetune the "YUP" popping up throughout the video kills me. When the worker comes over to take the check YUP

It's stone cold in disguise

@@anicetune well I have this stork

Guys named John watching this: 😳

Yup. I worked at Target. Had this conversation many a time… 😐😑😳

It reminds me of the opening to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

“John, you’re locked in a computer simulation, you have to disconnect. Disconnect, John.”

Thelema "Well..."

Thelema the music makes it even better 😭

So we’re gonna ignore 0:56, that was equally as hilarious

@@C-Midori It has no right to make me laugh this hard. Why is it so funny 😭

The E stands for E A R

I'd be glad to!

I feel you man- most of my time there was O/N maintenance and waxing the floors, so it was even more so for me xD

@HCE We just want them to be 100% dissatisfied! Or, maybe, the employees can help the sustomers sus lol, so they both lol AND joj! Who knows, the employee may even get promoted! They can make their big store seem less intimidating to first time customers this way, by helping them sus lol! That way, those sustomers will most certainly come back, in most likely a half hour, and may even confess their love to the cute blond girl who works at the customer service sus...

Not how I felt but I wanted to be a customer that got removed about a week in Mental and physical stress I wasn't ready for on my first job, and with the floors being shifted around? I'm proud of myself even if I only lasted 2 weeks there! I'm not generally sure how things work anywhere else, but I'm definitely trying, heheh

To be fair that's also how it feels shopping at Walmart

Robespierre did nothing wrong

Time for the beating of the workers

from the fact everyone is allowed to abuse customers, this is after the Glorious Retail Worker's Revolution

@Random Randomness I understood that reference.

YUP

I'm N E V E R Coming back, great customer service, bad employees

Didn't even remember this comment

S A M E

I work in food service and the lady talking angrily to the cashier was giving me flashbacks

The baggers of Florida send their sympathy and empathy.

lets be honest, most of this video is how retails actually work if not all of them

Hallia avatar seems apt Morbi pls update

POGGERS LOL

to be fair he did make customers LoL

That would be our best honey.

Adog5836 more like 2008. Love it

@35 00 No, as in the YTP style.

​​@No. 10 I was going to say - I worked in a grocery store from 1993 to 1998. And the style of uniforms and overall store design is definitely older than that. Definitely 80s. Possibly early 90s but that'd be pushing it.

hWAT?

Just a half hour

It'll only take a minute. BARRYARRYARRY!

Jouva Moufette I like your avatar

@@chandranapier2259 me too!

damn right

And inconveniece

It's true.

underrated comment lmao

@@SynestriaVI so underrated. I keep thinking about this part all the time.

That's because it's NOT customer service! It's customer sus!

YIIIGH

Could you come back in a half an hour?

Oh you! Can you come back in about half an hour? That's when I get off! We can do something together later, if you come back in about a half hour! I'll be waiting, m'lady.

_clearly taken aback by this proposal_ C-could you come back in a half an hour?

@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Am I late or early? Also, don't I know you from somewhere? I always see you, but I've never said anything before because I'm shy. And, I'm bad at talking, sorry. So, how are you?

@@shawnfields2369 I do remember you! Hello, old friend! I'm doing good.

Could you come back here in half an hour?

*THANKS ANYWAY.*

@@joshuagrahambrown OHHH-