{YTP} ~ Eccentric Severe 2mors

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DaThings

DaThings

11 ай бұрын

Or, "The Vent Honk Rink Strip" - wherein a gentleman talks about some of the possible ways one might conduct business in a fictional grocery store that isn't real and takes place in the video game Minecraft.
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@DaThings
@DaThings 11 ай бұрын
there was supposed to be text on the screen at 0:13 but honestly it's funnier with just an ominous still of a guy smoking a cigarette
@mackback319
@mackback319 11 ай бұрын
what was the text 👁️
@CocoTheMii
@CocoTheMii 11 ай бұрын
the world needs to know 👁️
@myrajoyce783
@myrajoyce783 11 ай бұрын
agree
@lappy.486
@lappy.486 11 ай бұрын
tell us what the text was supposed to be >:)))
@skrub_king
@skrub_king 11 ай бұрын
you gotta tell us man please
@AmMilVer
@AmMilVer 11 ай бұрын
"If you suspect that any employee isn't working... shhh." one of the truest things ever pooped
@jasonkeith2832
@jasonkeith2832 11 ай бұрын
Almost as poignant as the ending about shoplifting, as it pertains to nationwide chains.
@Seydaschu
@Seydaschu 11 ай бұрын
Prevent some snitchuations.
@bugjams
@bugjams 11 ай бұрын
Or you could just do your job. Shoplifting and not doing your job are not the epic "anti-capitalist rebellionz!!!!" acts you think they are. You're only serving to make the manager's job harder, which means hour cuts, higher prices, and a generally shittier experience for everyone shopping there. Most people who shop at big chains are unfortunately lower-class, and it's an extremely white and privileged take to think that shoplifting or slacking is doing anything to the big corporations. In reality you're only screwing over the underpaid workers who have to pick up your slack, and the lower-class families who shop there.
@lxmesoda
@lxmesoda 7 ай бұрын
​@@Seydaschutrue tho
@SilvaWolf.
@SilvaWolf. 5 ай бұрын
1:30
@allthingstbv8278
@allthingstbv8278 11 ай бұрын
"remember: troll all salespeople and vendors. limit their access to the store's bathroom. it's your area. protect it."
@FriskDrinksBrisk
@FriskDrinksBrisk 11 ай бұрын
This came up while I was reading it here, HONESTLY, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 11 ай бұрын
@@FriskDrinksBrisk idk, but you do know you miss out on an extra joke or two by not turning on the captions, right? js! 👍
@FriskDrinksBrisk
@FriskDrinksBrisk 11 ай бұрын
​@@favoritemustard3542 I know. I'm not a noob to the dathings fandom. Im just too digitally lazy.
@RootedHat
@RootedHat 11 ай бұрын
​@friskdrinksbrisk wait how is Undertale a game about you?
@Sakhmeov
@Sakhmeov 11 ай бұрын
@@FriskDrinksBrisk You're legitally dazy.
@JackPoppy
@JackPoppy 11 ай бұрын
How you managed to create a Loss joke out of innocuous super market training videos, I will never understand. Genius. Bravo.
@GabyGeorge1996
@GabyGeorge1996 11 ай бұрын
What’s the time stamp?
@JDAWG2111
@JDAWG2111 11 ай бұрын
​@@GabyGeorge19965:56
@nersharific813
@nersharific813 11 ай бұрын
Brenius. Gavo.
@toppersundquist
@toppersundquist 11 ай бұрын
This might be the only time Loss has ever been funny.
@Sakhmeov
@Sakhmeov 11 ай бұрын
@@nersharific813 Gene Yuss.
@jacobnichols2225
@jacobnichols2225 11 ай бұрын
This is a certified broken egg on the floor moment.
@crusatyr1452
@crusatyr1452 11 ай бұрын
Relatable
@creativelibertiesweretaken3366
@creativelibertiesweretaken3366 11 ай бұрын
I was a broken egg on the floor once
@christopherwilliams9418
@christopherwilliams9418 11 ай бұрын
That is less than honest... CLEARLY this type of situation is potato chips?
@mizukittyakinyama
@mizukittyakinyama 11 ай бұрын
@@creativelibertiesweretaken3366they locked me in a store
@redpepper74
@redpepper74 11 ай бұрын
@@mizukittyakinyamaa retail store
@terranova_ca
@terranova_ca 11 ай бұрын
"If it doesnt scan, dont ask anyone, just guess the price!" This is surreal corporatist humor at its finest. Team Profits 2: Higher Margins DLC
@KyleBrownIsALoser
@KyleBrownIsALoser 11 ай бұрын
*higher margins update
@Fay7666
@Fay7666 11 ай бұрын
A variation of this is actual Target policy. If it doesn't scan and they can't look it up (both in their system, as well as online) they can just assign it a price themselves based on similar products.
@uhhhmaeve
@uhhhmaeve 11 ай бұрын
I do this all the time at my job lol
@TheGreatsagegoku
@TheGreatsagegoku 11 ай бұрын
I happen to know for some reason, that as of a few years ago cashiers at safeway could apply a price correction to an item, which would bring the price down by as much as entered into the system. Over a certain dollar amount would require a managers authorizartion codes and badge scan, however there was no restriction on how manyvtimes this function could be applied to an indiviual item in a transaction and the maximum dollar amount allowable to discount without authorization wouldn't take long for a cashier to familiarize themselves with. And if one is fast with a touch display input and doesn't mind the repeated motion of running the same function several times, they could theoretically discount an entire grocery order down to a few cents. I happen to know it was once possible, if it was done, and if it still is possible...who can say.
@Irrelevant402
@Irrelevant402 11 ай бұрын
"If the customer jokes about it 'being free' you are allowed to punch them. The law is on your side."
@cs188
@cs188 11 ай бұрын
Eggxellent! Now I know how to bag the customers' remains in the event of them perishing. *wavey smile*
@orlandowordsmith6208
@orlandowordsmith6208 11 ай бұрын
That's true! (Peter wavy face)
@Jacorywoohoo
@Jacorywoohoo 11 ай бұрын
We all learn something new!
@DougSalad
@DougSalad 11 ай бұрын
free screensavers!
@Sakhmeov
@Sakhmeov 11 ай бұрын
How convenient! Then all you have to do is put them in the back seat and press the little button, and eject them out onto the road.
@lunameriweather7693
@lunameriweather7693 11 ай бұрын
👁️〰️👁️
@BlitztheDragon
@BlitztheDragon 11 ай бұрын
"Can I have a good day?" "No." "Okay." Sums up my day to day life.
@AmMilVer
@AmMilVer 11 ай бұрын
this is your boss from the hoi4 mod - get back to work
@LittleGenieBaby
@LittleGenieBaby 11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣☠️
@Sakhmeov
@Sakhmeov 11 ай бұрын
This is why I used to play Total Anger Management Playcase a lot back in the day. It was the only thing that would help against all the incredibly discomfortable uncomfort of all my relatives checking me out.
@cat_with_a_witch_hat
@cat_with_a_witch_hat 11 ай бұрын
Me too, bro, me too
@SilvaWolf.
@SilvaWolf. 11 ай бұрын
3:21
@arashi86
@arashi86 11 ай бұрын
"Don't be a snitch" and "Everyone should be able to eat". Real shit right there,
@artoodiitoo
@artoodiitoo 4 ай бұрын
Once I saw a man put a box of cookies in his jacket in a supermarket, but I didn´t get into a snitchuation
@returnoftheredeye
@returnoftheredeye 3 ай бұрын
'Snitchin Impossible'@@artoodiitoo
@dusklunistheumbreon
@dusklunistheumbreon 2 ай бұрын
If you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't
@hansonel
@hansonel 11 ай бұрын
"Remember, we want to control you." Indeed, a broken egg dropped on the floor could cost the store over $16,000 in profit loss.
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 11 ай бұрын
That 1¢ will always make it true... & funny.
@phosphor_goat
@phosphor_goat 11 ай бұрын
The "Workin too hard can give you a Cadillaclaclaclac" cat is a beautiful touch.
@SimonTonekham
@SimonTonekham 11 ай бұрын
*You ought to know....."(sorry, I got too humourous in singing along)
@DeeSchnutzinger-Mauph
@DeeSchnutzinger-Mauph 11 ай бұрын
So glad to see other people appreciate Billy Joel!!!
@FriskDrinksBrisk
@FriskDrinksBrisk 11 ай бұрын
​@@SimonTonekhamyou otta know!
@SimonTonekham
@SimonTonekham 11 ай бұрын
​@@FriskDrinksBriskYou can pay Uncle Sam with some pennies...
@FriskDrinksBrisk
@FriskDrinksBrisk 11 ай бұрын
​@@SimonTonekhamis that money?
@LupeCoded
@LupeCoded 11 ай бұрын
The "could you come back in half an hour" call back got me crying 🤣🤣🤣
@Thatoneguy-uc9jq
@Thatoneguy-uc9jq 5 ай бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembered about the original one
@wilberforce95
@wilberforce95 11 ай бұрын
That loss joke hit me like a truck
@micahnewman
@micahnewman 11 ай бұрын
You know it was inevitable in a video about "stop loss"!
@JigglesMcRibs
@JigglesMcRibs 11 ай бұрын
Let us know how the reincarnation works out.
@Jacorywoohoo
@Jacorywoohoo 11 ай бұрын
@Wilberforce95 got hit by a truck, the loss? Human life LOL
@SilvaWolf.
@SilvaWolf. 3 ай бұрын
5:55
@theotherther1
@theotherther1 11 ай бұрын
As an ex-Walmart employee, I laughed so hard at this. The struggle is real.
@Jason0binladen
@Jason0binladen 11 ай бұрын
Here's to being replaced by self checkout my guy
@maidenless2765
@maidenless2765 11 ай бұрын
Remember, we want to be able to control you
@RootedHat
@RootedHat 11 ай бұрын
What do you do now?
@eckitronix
@eckitronix 11 ай бұрын
ex-Walmart, ex-Dollar Tree, needed a laugh
@MattJay.
@MattJay. 10 ай бұрын
@@Jason0binladenhe was already replaced, hence the “ex” part.
@hawkeye7246
@hawkeye7246 11 ай бұрын
I don't know why, but the word "snitchuation" had me laughing more than it should've.😂
@briangruenewald7536
@briangruenewald7536 11 ай бұрын
6:46
@TheWorldMemeDatabase
@TheWorldMemeDatabase 11 ай бұрын
Next time I go to the grocery store, I'm gonna stand in the vegetable aisle looking deep in thought, and when someone asks me what I'm doing or if I need help, I'll say "sorry, I was rotating the peppers in my mind"
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 11 ай бұрын
It would be a crime against humanity if you do not record and upload it. (mostly so it, too, can be YTP-ified)
@raidenvakarian9362
@raidenvakarian9362 11 ай бұрын
"If you suspect that an employee isn't working, shh!" Words to live by!
@SilvaWolf.
@SilvaWolf. 3 ай бұрын
1:30
@ryuzakikun96
@ryuzakikun96 11 ай бұрын
An unexpected but most welcome sequel
@Wotvr
@Wotvr 11 ай бұрын
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
@SonicBoone56
@SonicBoone56 11 ай бұрын
Ikr
@Sakhmeov
@Sakhmeov 11 ай бұрын
An unequal but most sexted welcome
@RobPryme
@RobPryme 11 ай бұрын
Yai!
@CocoTheMii
@CocoTheMii 11 ай бұрын
for some reason the 80s synth-heavy elevator music over the slowmo shot of a jar of pickles shattering on the floor absolutely SENT me
@georgewernerjr9362
@georgewernerjr9362 11 ай бұрын
Smooth move, ex-lax!
@brightorangepants
@brightorangepants 11 ай бұрын
was not expecting "I was rotating the peppers in my mind" now I am too wOo
@bachaddict
@bachaddict 11 ай бұрын
woaw
@ChargeQM
@ChargeQM 9 ай бұрын
At least they weren't bananas.
@4orks976
@4orks976 11 ай бұрын
"bars: if you suspect a customer of shoplifting, do not take action; do not tell your manager for any reason. your manager will take it too far. the key point to remember is: don't become a snitch. any type of snitchuation affects your community negatively. we understand that many people are in financially detrimental types of situations. do them a favor and don't get involved. just let them steal from your store's enormous amount of extra profits; because after all, everyone should be able to eat - and that's common sense. well, take care and stay fresh." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 man's spitting straight facts 😎
@whitworth5s248
@whitworth5s248 11 ай бұрын
"You have a nice package of meat." "Thanks" _looks down_ "You too." That look she makes, it's almost like the original was just begging for that joke to be made.
@buns9022
@buns9022 10 ай бұрын
least transphobic grocery store attendant
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet 11 ай бұрын
You can have your Las Vegas strip. Me, I'm hitting the Vent Honk Rink Strip.
@abitofabitofabit4404
@abitofabitofabit4404 11 ай бұрын
I'll be hitting the New York strip (sealed, 2 count)
@Sakhmeov
@Sakhmeov 11 ай бұрын
This instructional video still lacks something though; It would be nice if we could look at the consumers' balls.
@Pikacat98
@Pikacat98 11 ай бұрын
Great to see you alive and still kickin' it noisepuppet.: 3
@Phoeeebs
@Phoeeebs 10 ай бұрын
Don't get into any eggcidents out there.
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet 10 ай бұрын
@@Phoeeebs I'll just notify a mammoth and come back in half an hour
@Ryan-zp4qo
@Ryan-zp4qo 11 ай бұрын
Glad to see Customer Refigeration Week getting a mention. Finally a time to refigerate my "customers" without being questioned by the improperating outsiders.
@StevenOBrien
@StevenOBrien 11 ай бұрын
There are no mistakes, just happy eggcidents.
@abitofabitofabit4404
@abitofabitofabit4404 11 ай бұрын
*misteaks
@Sakhmeov
@Sakhmeov 11 ай бұрын
- Rob Boss
@lucianite0
@lucianite0 11 ай бұрын
I suppose stealing from customers WOULD end your shift. Great advice!
@VSigma725
@VSigma725 11 ай бұрын
"Never throw away any product, no matter how damaged it may look" was basically unofficial store policy when I worked at Kmart.
@COSun25
@COSun25 10 ай бұрын
To me, that's unacceptable.
@hadlii
@hadlii 11 ай бұрын
One of the funniest interactions I’ve ever seen 💀 “Have a nice day” “No” “Okay”
@ClownWorldOrder
@ClownWorldOrder 11 ай бұрын
he said "may i have a nice day"
@SHRUGGiExyz
@SHRUGGiExyz 11 ай бұрын
Nothing gets my pickle jar dropped on the floor quite like dealing with a _snitchuation_ at work
@bigbaby1345
@bigbaby1345 11 ай бұрын
Petition to make the threequel called 3cc3ntric s3v3r3 tumors
@FriskDrinksBrisk
@FriskDrinksBrisk 11 ай бұрын
First signature right here. @friskdrinksbrisk
@TheColorHopeIsBlue
@TheColorHopeIsBlue 11 ай бұрын
Second signature here. @TheColorHopeIsBlue
@jummy0
@jummy0 10 ай бұрын
eccentric severe threemors
@cardenassolisrodrigo2601
@cardenassolisrodrigo2601 2 ай бұрын
Eggcentric Severed 2Mores*
@arlopullman4926
@arlopullman4926 11 ай бұрын
'Broken or damage bibles will most likely be returned by a nun' is the kinda shit I subbed for. Love your work, dude.
@TheRealBatabii
@TheRealBatabii 11 ай бұрын
That is the most creative loss edit I've ever seen lol
@Ivanhoenn
@Ivanhoenn 11 ай бұрын
I know the mammoth joke is just a Sos joke in disguise, but I always get a big stupid grin when i hear them.
@Bobogoobo
@Bobogoobo 11 ай бұрын
Lul! It's the mammoth!
@MsAlexisPiazza
@MsAlexisPiazza 11 ай бұрын
A grin with a covert tooth
@haileyredrix3102
@haileyredrix3102 11 ай бұрын
as always ellie knocks it out the park especially with the post credit scene
@tardwranglersinc7666
@tardwranglersinc7666 11 ай бұрын
communist
@haileyredrix3102
@haileyredrix3102 11 ай бұрын
@@tardwranglersinc7666 true!
@stardustpan
@stardustpan 10 ай бұрын
@@tardwranglersinc7666 Heyyy me too :>
@tardwranglersinc7666
@tardwranglersinc7666 10 ай бұрын
@@stardustpan Imagine being against freedom
@stardustpan
@stardustpan 10 ай бұрын
​@@tardwranglersinc7666 Right! Imagine being against the freedom of having like 4 days of the week free and instead working for like 5 days of the week for 8 hours to bring profits to your boss xD
@unexpecteditem7919
@unexpecteditem7919 11 ай бұрын
Holy shit I knew the Loss joke was coming, and it still got me
@carlostanner5453
@carlostanner5453 11 ай бұрын
4:12 "Remember, We want to be able to control you" - corporate. 😂
@sectinger.
@sectinger. 11 ай бұрын
the YTPs you make are the fucking funniest in existance. i am glad to be alive again.
@WolfysEyes
@WolfysEyes 11 ай бұрын
Sometimes, you've just got to stop, bathe in the eggcident, and rotate the peppers in your mind. Another masterwork, Ellie. ♥
@Paraster
@Paraster 11 ай бұрын
When I started working at a grocery store a couple years back, I couldn't get "Friend and Manager" out of my head whenever I heard someone calling for the front-end manager thanks to the previous EST video.
@Yammenkow
@Yammenkow 11 ай бұрын
Love the Ariel Needs Legs and Loss references and the important snitchuation PSA at the end.
@AnomalousMats
@AnomalousMats 11 ай бұрын
Imagine
@AdeleEevee
@AdeleEevee 11 ай бұрын
"Smooth moves, ex-lax" has the same energy as "stay fresh, cheese bags" and I love it
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 11 ай бұрын
It was the perfect 80s/90s meta for this video! 😂
@CalebTibster
@CalebTibster 11 ай бұрын
6:31 Based as usual, I see.
@matthewziegler5364
@matthewziegler5364 11 ай бұрын
"You dont wanna give the appearance that you are engaged" Good tips for going out on the town 😋
@thatmadengineer_5552
@thatmadengineer_5552 11 ай бұрын
I don’t say “instant classic” often, but this glorious sequel is most certainly an instant classic. You never cease to amaze, DaThings.
@Introbulus
@Introbulus 11 ай бұрын
The moral at the end here is honestly correct. You are not allowed to stop a shoplifter because it creates a liability to the store, so the supervisor will write you up for that. But if you tell the supervisor, they will write you up for failing to stop the shoplifting. So the only winning move is not to play.
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet 11 ай бұрын
Your only hope at that juncture would be if an unfortunate accident befell the store building. Yes, that would be a terrible shame. I see there's a sale on charcoal starter. Aisle 12.
@holdingpattern245
@holdingpattern245 11 ай бұрын
Unless there's something really wrong with the managers, they will want you to tell them about the shoplifting, and will not write you up for failing to stop it. In fact they might write you up if you try to stop it, or if you didn't tell them that you witnessed it. Although the situation is different if you are security personnel.
@Armameteus
@Armameteus 11 ай бұрын
It actually depends on store policy, which is contingent on the brand you work for/country you live in. From my experience, you're specifically trained for how to deal with suspected shop-lifters: 1. Do not directly confront the shop-lifter. This could cause the situation to escalate out of control, such as causing them to become violent or flee. 2. (a) Notify the nearest store manager either directly (if present nearby) or via the store's intercom system, or (b) notify plain-clothes security personnel (if present nearby) - at my store, they were known by name and they all wore a specific pair of branded sunglasses that you can't buy commercially to tip you off if you don't know them. 3. Maintain view of the shop-lifter at all times where possible, but do not approach. 4. If the shop-lifter attempts to interact with you for any reason, treat them normally as you would any other customer. If possible, use the opportunity to encourage them to speak to a manager and offer to call one on the intercom. 5. In the case of known shop-lifters, refer to any photos distributed by management, where applicable. Follow the same protocol as with suspected shop-lifters. I'd love to know what store you worked at that encouraged you to attempt to stop a shop-lifter yourself or you'd get a write-up. Rule 1 was Rule *1* for a reason, since it specifically states not to because they could get violent. Unless you're store security, you're not to engage.
@tardwranglersinc7666
@tardwranglersinc7666 11 ай бұрын
It's better that you casually strike up a conversation, get their name, and then call the police after de-escalating. One less problem!
@popupssuck00
@popupssuck00 11 ай бұрын
@@tardwranglersinc7666 actually it's best if you let them steal because massive corporations are not our friends
@LordFrobozz
@LordFrobozz 11 ай бұрын
This brings back so many memories - this is from Super Fresh, owned by A&P. I worked as a cashier for A&P from 91 to 97 and had to watch these videos to train. I have SO MANY great stories about the shit we used to pull.
@redpepper74
@redpepper74 11 ай бұрын
Was it more like dropping pickle jars on the floor or rotating peppers in your mind?
@jrac-gl3ku
@jrac-gl3ku 11 ай бұрын
00:47 The dathings mammoth has returned from extinction!
@Zenlore6499
@Zenlore6499 11 ай бұрын
You have no idea how happy I am to see this! The first one is one of my favorite YTPs, and this is amazing!
@CocoTheMii
@CocoTheMii 11 ай бұрын
if you try to seal three steaks you may cause an eggcident
@Koko_Chan
@Koko_Chan 11 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, tysm for a sequel Ellie; i am not worthy of this treasure.
@risingskyz
@risingskyz 11 ай бұрын
I had a very emotional college move today and this is just what I needed to clear my mind! Thanks DaThings!
@tyalan7152
@tyalan7152 11 ай бұрын
0:03 And now, a moment with, "Exactly one egg on the floor." This has been, "Exactly one egg on the floor."
@VinylStomp
@VinylStomp 11 ай бұрын
"Mammoth" is the underrated brother to "Sus/sos/sauce"
@SoZettaSlow
@SoZettaSlow 11 ай бұрын
Incredibly powerful ending, append it to all grocery store training vids
@Beeks81
@Beeks81 11 ай бұрын
"If you see something, no you didn't."
@rosieleaverton
@rosieleaverton 11 ай бұрын
"May I have a nice day?" "No." "... Okay."
@FriendlyKat
@FriendlyKat 11 ай бұрын
Glad to see the Mammoth joke back! 1:33 "If you suspect that any employee isn't working.... Shh! You could cause an accident, possibly cause an incident, possibly cause an egg-cident, possibly causing your store thousands of eggs!"
@EthanFilms
@EthanFilms 11 ай бұрын
a maAAamOTH 🤣🤣🤣 sends me into a fit Everytime.
@Rackballington
@Rackballington 11 ай бұрын
"If you see any stray 25lb dogs, ask your man." 0:24
@theTeleforce
@theTeleforce 11 ай бұрын
I could've sworn the box of Kellogg's Kenmei Rice Bran, seen at 3:55, was a joke made with superimposed text... until the box moved.
@butterbee8193
@butterbee8193 11 ай бұрын
"Pricing is something" is probably my favorite line here lmao
@TrashHeapCustodian
@TrashHeapCustodian 11 ай бұрын
I havent heard "Smooth move, Ex Lax" in years, never would have expected to hear it in a YTP ❤
@lucrativedoor8385
@lucrativedoor8385 11 ай бұрын
1:49 Damn that's the real ventor experience
@ThisisTechie
@ThisisTechie 10 ай бұрын
As a third-party vendor, I approve this message 😂
@Jared_Wignall
@Jared_Wignall 11 ай бұрын
“Before we go any further, let’s take a look to see exactly one broken egg on the floor.” Great way to begin the video. Great Poop man, keep up the great work!
@MisterMalleable
@MisterMalleable 11 ай бұрын
Smooth move, X Lax at 4:49 killed me!
@bogwife7942
@bogwife7942 7 ай бұрын
"before we go any further, lets take a look to see exactly one broken egg on the floor." not even a minute in and that had me rolling
@Tanookicatoon
@Tanookicatoon 11 ай бұрын
I love how it gets unapologetically based at the end. XD
@Pony-Potential
@Pony-Potential 11 ай бұрын
Yeah. Where I live, the interest rate hykes are getting pretty bad. I absolutely get this mentality.
@thatonewolfguy
@thatonewolfguy 11 ай бұрын
5:55 YOU DIDN'T
@TransistorBased
@TransistorBased 7 ай бұрын
I could not believe it the first time I saw it, that's one of the best jokes from any of these videos
@PunYT
@PunYT 11 ай бұрын
Okay, that build up to that Loss joke was nothing short of spectacular. I was sitting here, hearing the word "Loss" a number of times, thinking, "Is DaThings gonna make a Loss joke?" But then, you pulled it off in a way I didn't expect. Bravo.
@pajamapantsjack5874
@pajamapantsjack5874 11 ай бұрын
80’s video manuals being made by time travelers so they can perfect ytp material for the future
@BeeJayDeeEff
@BeeJayDeeEff 11 ай бұрын
This YTP feels like a spiritual sequel to Wow! It’s Made!; it feels nostalgic…
@MediumHalf
@MediumHalf 11 ай бұрын
I kept expecting the pope to show up at the end just like in the Wow! it's Made series
@Dimozia
@Dimozia 11 ай бұрын
0:52 Missed the chance for a Frieza joke 😆
@PxPtheBook
@PxPtheBook 11 ай бұрын
This may be the only time I get to say this: Mewtwo:Cats::Frieza:Lizards Prove me wrong
@StBurkeINC
@StBurkeINC 11 ай бұрын
My preferred intake method of leftist talking points 😍
@Willpower-74205
@Willpower-74205 11 ай бұрын
This actually makes a good bit more sense than the actual learning videos that I've watched over the many years I've worked in the grocery/retail industry. Closer to reality, as well! 😁
@TheInvshika
@TheInvshika 11 ай бұрын
That’ll be my new, go-to apology for when I zone out: “I’m sorry, I was rotating the peppers in my mind.“
@completelypointlesstv
@completelypointlesstv 11 ай бұрын
The sequel I always wanted, I'm just sad there were no more paper towels
@orlandowordsmith6208
@orlandowordsmith6208 11 ай бұрын
Paper taper taper towels
@GalakStari
@GalakStari 11 ай бұрын
You’re welcome to cry. I’d be happy to offer you a towel.
@eeveefan
@eeveefan 11 ай бұрын
As someone who works the scanning department in a grocery store, "as vendors deliver shit" hits hard
@ShadowSearcher31
@ShadowSearcher31 11 ай бұрын
I just wanna say, these funny videos got me through a really tough time yesterday. The cat I grew up with passed near me and my sister and these helped me begin to feel a bit better.
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 11 ай бұрын
My condolences. ❤
@aaronpetersen3210
@aaronpetersen3210 11 ай бұрын
3:08 the greatest return of all time
@pokemaniac333
@pokemaniac333 11 ай бұрын
5:51 was that an Ariel Needs Legs reference? Amazing
@Alex-gb2fx
@Alex-gb2fx 11 ай бұрын
The original Eccentric Severe Tumors is one of my favorite videos of yours, very happy to see it getting a sequel :)
@Vertexnine
@Vertexnine 11 ай бұрын
Oh my God it's happening, this is my favorite franchise
@lxmesoda
@lxmesoda 7 ай бұрын
"The truth is that men unfortunately do work in your store. The trick is to not let them eat or drink." truest words ever
@5roundsrapid263
@5roundsrapid263 11 ай бұрын
Nice, a sequel to my favorite YTP, on my birthday! I worked in a store eerily like this, and really relate. I had a co-worker who looked just like 1:19 and he was into guys, too… 😂
@DukeCyrus
@DukeCyrus 11 ай бұрын
I cannot believe you pulled off a loss joke. That was incredible.
@shanesims892
@shanesims892 11 ай бұрын
I missed it? Or miss the context
@DevilishMew
@DevilishMew 11 ай бұрын
I wasn't prepared for the realness of the post-credits scene
@DatKooby
@DatKooby 11 ай бұрын
Lol! It's the mammoth!
@maxshumylo1921
@maxshumylo1921 11 ай бұрын
"May I have a nice day?" "No" "Ok" 😆
@abitofabitofabit4404
@abitofabitofabit4404 11 ай бұрын
Paper Taper Towns did not impress
@user-hf3ot5xb5z
@user-hf3ot5xb5z 11 ай бұрын
Well that sure was a snitchuation! (This YTP was so frickin hilarious, DaThings you have knocked it out of the E park once again!)
@Ozymandias2x
@Ozymandias2x 11 ай бұрын
"Improperating". Another top-tier entry for the DaThings Portmanteau Dictionary.
@NattyWheat
@NattyWheat 11 ай бұрын
Omg, a sequel to literally my favorite YTP of the modern era. Truly a blessed day
@MyVengenceEndsNow
@MyVengenceEndsNow 11 ай бұрын
AHHHH THAT'S why I got fired...I didn't bag the customers remains with CARE 🤦‍♂️
@AdrianHereToHelp
@AdrianHereToHelp 11 ай бұрын
This is hilarious. Now I kinda wanna see a DaThings Omega Mart YTP
@millennialchicken
@millennialchicken 11 ай бұрын
i have learned retail and egg knowledge today thx DaThings
@carltheshivan
@carltheshivan 11 ай бұрын
Thanks for the video, Dathings, and happy Customer Refrigeration Week, everybody!
@sdesmtl
@sdesmtl 11 ай бұрын
*Refigeration*, of course.
@ScientistCat
@ScientistCat 11 ай бұрын
Always happy to see the mammoth make a comeback, even if it's a brief cameo.
@morganmcintosh3464
@morganmcintosh3464 10 ай бұрын
Absolutely love the portmanteaus you do. I will do my best not to get involved in any snitchuation
@brandonbarrett4584
@brandonbarrett4584 11 ай бұрын
"May I have a nice day?" "No." "Okay." Working retail in a nutshell.
@SuperCaitball
@SuperCaitball 11 ай бұрын
Idol companies be like: 4:56
@Possumbreath
@Possumbreath 11 ай бұрын
a sequel to my all time favorite dathings???? must be my lucky day
@raquelgarcia3253
@raquelgarcia3253 11 ай бұрын
as soon as I heard the word "loss" I was hoping for that joke. and the payoff was better than I could have imagined
@LMaeCook
@LMaeCook 11 ай бұрын
Another great one! Glad to see a Part 2!! “Have a nice day.” “Nope.”
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