I laughed! :D

And psychopath 😂😂😂

Is she the one who SHAT ON JOHNNY DEPPS BEEEEED?

@@user-gk6gf1lq9x Ambers Turd

@@user-gk6gf1lq9x wait what? I heard about the abuse but that?!

There should be a lot more upvotes on this comment so many more upvotes

Oof. That was a big yikes.

KAL EL NO

Is called "Justice League", not the "Virtue Signal League".

There’s no heaven when everybody’s grandma dying

Snyder is the blood God. His Superman and WonderWoman and Batman are all killers. They all respect and believe soely in their own Supremacy. They seem to actually have little patience or use for humanity. Much like ahem, a certain someone.

Diana kills people in her solo movies. Even when it's not necessary, like one time she kicks a german out of a window leading to him falling to his death.

@@terrydubuisson4209 That she has killed before isn’t the issue and you know it. She and Batman and Superman are all bloodthirsty in Snyder films because - that’s Snyder for you.

@@summertyme5748 how is Diana blood thirsty. For killing a couple terrorist, parademons and stepponwolf.

"For killing a couple terrorist" She killed them when she didn't have to. She blew out the wall of the building and sent shrapnel into the crowd of police - when she didn't have to. You realize that she is a fictional character and the point is actually that SNYDER loves gore violence and bloodshed. He made his bones [pun intended] in Zombie movie remakes and went right back to it after Snyder Cut. He is really more suited to gore horror than super heroes. Does that answer your question?

Why did the mother boxes go to sleep…again? We are waiting for the plot to wake us up! - 📦 > What’s in the box!?

Hahahahahaha

For some reason, your typo in “forgot” makes your comment even funnier.

​@@Mmmmiloit's a meme. Forgor is the cooler way to say forgot now. Boomer moment

@@21Handgunshe must have forgor about that

Unlike the theme itself. My god, I feel like I need a new pair of ears after listening to that

So liberating a German village is a war crime? It's not gold it's pretentious garbage....

@@dignerds Wonder Woman profile pic. You're totally impartial.

@@ShadeDraws you didn’t answer the question. How were her actions a war crime?

@@dignerds Tell me again why exactly she was killing German teenagers that didn't choose to be there? How exactly did that help her defeat Ares (aka the only guy who remembers Darkseid)?

Don’t Yoo call me Hoo. 👩

1:18:11 for maximum viewing pleasure.

Can you imagine it playing while she sits on the crapper?

@@user-sk5oz7fn8y I dont want to

My ears were bleeding

Exactly. This Batman tried to kill Superman but let’s the joker threaten to bumfkx him. 😌 Only Snyder….

Indeed. The first question any writer trying to write a Batman that's willing to kill should ask is, "Why wasn't The Joker his first victim?" In The Flashpoint Paradox, this was handled pretty much perfectly: Batman's willing to kill because Batman is Thomas Wayne, not Bruce, and he doesn't kill The Joker because The Joker is Martha Wayne.

Wow! Just.... wow.... And here I was *_Questioning my frigging sanity_* wondering if I was the only one to agree with Batman: Under the Red Hood implying Joker's death is the *_ONLY SENSIBLE WAY_* to end his mayhem!!!

I think this makes it better. Even a Batman that kills can't permanently beat the Joker. The Joker preys on Batman's weaknesses. If he doesn't want to kill Joker tries to force his hand, if he does want to kill, Joker just trolls him and makes sure he has leverage or an escape plan. Knowing that he's just annoying Batman of even more which is why Joker does what he does.

Seriously, the only practical way for that to happen, is for Joker to be at least equally as good in hand to hand combat and damn near completely unreachable from a distance.

Dog: The Manhunter Or, *Martian: Bounty Hunter*

I didn't know that! I literally thought he killed humans... like he was a villain turned good, kinda like Picolo. Cool!

This is funny since in Latam he is indeed know as "Detective Marciano" which is just "Martian Detective"

Is that why why he is just called J'onn in the Justice League cartoon?

@@schwarzerritter5724J’onn is his actual name

@@christopherwitecki6649 That's a whole lot of weird tangents in one sentence just to defend a movie.

Exactly what war crime Mauler was he referring?

@@S3rp3nte did you miss WW 1?

@@jumpoff3967 Yeah, i didn't remember about her killing the sniper in the church.

Yeah I just got to the line and I've stopped for about 10 minutes now just listening to it and laughing

Maybe Mauler should have added more slow mo

"You shall know the end times, from when the LongMan becomes short"

that's how it starts. the feeling of rage, or powerlessness, that turns long men short.

It's shorter than the movie, therefore it's finally legitimate!

It’s shorter than the movie and yet I can’t get past 5 minutes of nonstop blabbing trying to convince people his point “makes sense”

That and the removal of Wonder Woman's cringe ''I belong to no one'' are in fact the only two things the Whedon version did better. It was a good line. A shame Snyder didn't keep it, but the dialogue he wrote was fine too.

Starter, can I fund you to write a subtitle file for this? XD

The problem is it's said with what can easily be taken as genuine curiosity, and that just makes it a joke when Edgenwolf's character motivation is just pining for daddy's approval.

@@Nickle_King The "why does everyone keep telling me that" comes from Whedon's version, where Steppenwolf just wants the Mother Boxes for the power and universe domination it will grant him. It's Snyder's version that's pining for daddy's approval, but it's still a stupid joke since SnyderWolf instead says to having families "then you have weakness".

@@insulttothehumanrace3807 Either way, it's a weak line.

"If you believe Batman wouldn't use guns, you're living in a fantasy world" ^ Superman breaks necks and commits genocide. Wonderwoman splatters brains all over the place. Batman is a drive bye shooter. Flash is a horndog. Aquaman smashes whiskey bottles and throws them into the Ocean. Myra shits the bed...oh wait, that one was *real* life. 🤣

He also said that Batman would get raped in the prison. How DC think this is the man to lead the DCEU i dont know? Zacky obviously hates superhero.

Well...there have been versions of Batman that killed before. It's not unheard of. Hell, he actually killed in his earliest comics--I want to say he even kills the Joker the first time they meet, though don't quote me on that. That's not unacceptable. But his fucking attitude about it is; HE is as intolerant of a different view of Batman (the majority view by far) as critics are of his view, like a goddamn hypocrite.

@@BWMagus There's another problem; a problem of continuity. There is a name for an older Batman that uses guns and kills people, and that name is *Thomas* Wayne: a big part of the Flashpoint storyline was that, in the altered timeline, Bruce died while Thomas and Martha survived, causing Thomas to become a broken version of Batman. Snyder knew that the DCEU was going to have its first Flash movie be a Flashpoint adaptation, and yet, he still made his Bruce Wayne indistinguishable from Thomas Wayne. Sure enough, rather than try to use Thomas Wayne, the Flash movie, after a million rewrites and changes in director, is now just copying Into the Spiderverse/No Way Home by bringing back the Batman from Tim Burton's Batman movies.

The main thing I utterly despise about that line is the fact that....the DC Universe IS a fantasy world. It has aliens, gods, advanced tech, magic, demons, super heroes, fictional countries, etc. It is not OUR world, it is literally a fictional world with fantastical elements to it. I am not living in a fantasy world, BATMAN is. Zack is a fucking moron.

I read this and heard real slim shady beat in my head

I tried playing him singing those lyrics to the instrumental track of *_Without Me_* in my head. Damn nigh succeeded too.

I kinda laughed at the scene where Aquaman struggles to kill 3 parademons, in AIR. His entire thing is water, but he fights in the sky?. Still, great movie tho

He's there to make all the ladies moist...and that's true equality. Moist. Wet. Dripping shirtless equality

i know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully- Bushfishm

@@darlagoddesshate Idk how he would make anyone wet, he's just a fucking parody here, I laughed everytime he was on screen, he shouted "my man !" ffs xDD

Aquaman, aghhaghhaaa!!!! fighter of the parademan, aghahaa!!!!!Champion of the Man bun. Your a master of Guppies and friendship for everyone.

They then cut away - to figure out a way to stop her from killing them. Also note: She moves faster than bullets - and Steppen Wolf needs to jump in the air Hulk style in order to keep up with horses and nimble ordinary Amazons who dodge his attacks..... So WW can put that Sword of hers right between his *eyes* before he can even blink. [FILM OVER]. She just - doesn't. Note: MCU has the same problem in No Way Home when Dr. Strange refused to end his fight with Spiderman in milliseconds, and again...in MOM where God Mode Wanda could END film before it begins and in fact there is no reason for the film to even happen. Comic book action is apparently hard. That's why I respect the best examples - including Endgame/Infinity War, so much.

13:17

Trying to turn the mother boxes into Infinity Stones is one of the things wrong with the film in the 1st place. MotherBoxes are devices that open boom tubes - which are portals. That means they are basically teleporters. They are not “way finder” mystery McGuffins that wake or sleep or fart or $hix as the plot needs. Chris Terrio who also botched Rise/Skywalker, another plot hole fest, just can’t write.

“Act of saving Victor’s life using one motherbox activates” ⬆️ Contradicting the excuse that Superman’s death scream awakens the boxes - meaning they already woke and for completely different reason. Also begging the question of why Steppenwolf is summoned to Atlantis if the box that Silas has and which *he spends the whole film trying to find* is what woke??? Suppose the boxes are on opposite ends of the galaxy instead of the planet. By your logic Steppenwolf is summoned to one side of the galaxy by a box on the other side, and then…here’s the kicker: *He still CAN’T FIND the box, that summoned him.* lol.

A scream that wasn’t even in the previous Superman movie to begin with smh.

Having them wake up when the world is steeped in the fear of losing Superman makes sense too. Darkseid is a New God, the embodiment of EVIL itself. On top of that, he's a higher dimensional being that utilizes technology that's literally impossible. He could make grenades that produce anger instead of an explosion. He can kill you with a metaphor. He nearly destroyed reality by FALLING ON IT! His terraforming weapons (Why does he even HAVE terafforming weapons? Dude can play ping pong with planets, he's the size of a STAR) being activated by sufficient fear actually make sense. Them having a Clark Kent death yell wake function makes no fucking sense even for Darkseid who shot his son from the future while he was fighting his son in the past as his son killed him.

​@@kingexplosionmurder3764that would be BvS, and yes, it was.

He has PTSD.

He was in Incognito mode when he came to earth and accidentally closed the tab.

Poor Darkseid he kinda forgot...

I turned 100 thousand worlds...to dust! Muhahahahaha. Don't ask me about the "world that fought back" , because.... I FOR-GOT! Dammit!

Best excuse I heard so far.

LOVE THIS XD

I mean, she had sex with a guy who got possessed by her dead hubby so she’s kinda into the possession thing.

@@nont18411 I hate how you made more sense. God I wish they hit that reset button with a headbutt.

No, it was just girl empowerment bait that makes no sense in context. I know you know this, and I know your question is rhetorical, but I can't help explicating it.

Its most likely meant to be a double entendre. Hence the response. Look beyond the surface people. Its called thinking. Also true double entendre: 2 meanings. One obvious, the other sexually suggestive or offensive.

Four city round-abouts then.

@@Atheismo9760 unironically still better

@Retro Chad and edgier. It's equally as cringe, just a different kind of cringe.

genuine question: what would the actual brit equivalent be? not a translation, just based on your own landscape and such -- how would the range be communicated?

@@mophead_xu Our streets aren't organised in neat blocks so he would've used miles or something location specific.

Lol.

It's a bad movie

@@cringekiller348 That's what he said.

Actually Logan deals with these problems and it's good.

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p Cuz it makes sense, Logan is a dark character and have a great history in his universe while justice league barely even have any history in there extended universe

TheRight Price lol that makes it pretty clear that the best way to hide that thing would have been for one person to take it somewhere and bury it. Or drop it inside the mariana trench somewhere and then not tell anyone. Or better yet, use a really old Atlantean to hide it, so when he dies off, there won't be anyone who can lead them to it.

I really wish they would have tied that motherbox in to Oak Island. Would have been kind of dope

Yup I hated the fact they had the first two boxes sitting on top in clear site

Well I think it's because humanity's mother box (the one buried) was the only one who didn't called out to Steppenwolf.......and the other two did which is why Steppenwolf was able to find them and not the humanity's mother box buried.....ig

@@beehive3756 soooo...why did only 2 out of 3 call out? Did the human box just not feel like calling to Steppenwolf?

I REMEMBER THAT!!! I can’t believe I didn’t make that connection until now

Cool.

Where did you watch Smallville?? On a FARM?!

@@onnixcarmichele3911 i need to rewatch this !

A much better Superman.

There was nothing stupid in this movie.

⁠@@theunknowncommenter725 I’d give the Snyder cut a rewatch then (if you can make it through that 4 hour slog fest). There’s plenty stupid in the movie. Mauler even points out that all the scenes involving the amazons telling Wonder Woman what happened with Steppenwolf taking the boxes is overly pointless and drawn out. That alone was worthless and stupid.

I like the pretzel version too

@@richardlongd6244 How does that seem stupid, if they don't tell wonder woman what happened. How would she know. It's called nitpicking. And that's what most people do in snyder films

@@josephman1488 yeah they do it a tons of nitpicking with his films.

😂

Yoda: Hmmm. Ready you are not, for world domination.

*_Yoda to Zack Snyder:_* To write about these DC Heroes, mature enough.... You are not

You forgot getting your floomples dangused

"my Christmas ruined" jajajajajaja

Good thing rags isn't here, or you could add grandma to your list.

@@jonsimpson6240 he's in the comments now I'm scared

But was your grandma ruined?

Not at all - they just need to move....sloooowly.

He's a terrible storyteller. He should never work in comics. Maybe sewage maintenance.

He is great at adapting already written stories on screen.

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p No he’s not great at that. 300 was mid, watchmen was mid, and BVS sucked

@@GigaChadh976 300 was a mid movie, but it was great at showing the tone of graphic novel. Watchmen was probably the best that could be done with adapting such a huge novel. And BvS sucked, but it was adapting 3 stories at once and written by Chris Terrio...

That sounds fuckin great man

Never paid attention to that when I was a kid. That's great!

@@sebastianhaney1425 Yeah, its pretty straight forward, but everything works and the dialogue supports that they are trying to do.

No no no fake dc fan. Snyder's character is better. It's more deep and complex

Wow

@@mrbiggles5389 You sound like a cult member. SC isn't flawless, and I say that as someone who likes it. (I haven't got time to watch this review though, I'll get back later)

@@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom have fun! ZSJL is a mess.

@@mrbiggles5389 yes go sub to cinema wins. He’s about your speed.

@@Party_Almsivi aren’t all superhero movies a mess? I mean with some few exceptions of course

@@jdrc1233 no, you kinda answered your own question. And if they were, they don’t have to be. Just because something IS, does not mean it always must be. One just has to be willing to go above the bar that’s been set so low. Instead we get directors that are content to wallow beneath the bar because all they have to do is jangle keys and bait future content, and they make bank. Fans should demand a higher caliber of content, and I don’t mean 4:3 and greyscaled with 2 extra hours of padding, slo-mo, and nonsensical payoffs. And yodeling. Christ he just showed the world what he thinks Kino is, and instead of laughing uncontrollably, they’re cooming uncontrollably. We get the movies we deserve, it seems.

The whole point of the terrorist was to blow up the building. It was a suicide mission. So she accomplished a part of their mission for them. Snyder just doesn't think about the logic of his story, his characters, their motivations, the likely consequence of their actions. He's like the anti Chris Nolan in that regard who grounded his Batman in reality.

Four city blocks? How about the destruction of a military complex and also the death of a god?

@@summertyme5748 Snyder is the director, not the writer.

thats hilarious XD

​@@theunknowncommenter725And will always be trash in either role.😊

Although that would probably happen anyways for property damage

@@ItsLynch1 My God, that is the best explanation for anything done by any of the characters in this stupid movie. 😂

I laughed way too hard at this.

I interpreted it more like Hack Snyder metaphorically spitting in the face of Potty Jenkins movies, like a pugnacious eight-year-old ripping away his action figures from his little sister when she tries to use them to play tea party: "Nuh-uh! Wonder Woman wouldn't not kill the bad guys! She'd kill the fuck out of them! Because killing people LOOKS SO *FUCKING* *_COOOOOOOOOOOL!!!1!one"_*

Wonder Woman: r*ped a guy, wasn’t afraid to paint a room with blood of her enemies. Fangirls: “So inspiring. Qween!” John Walker: killed a “sURReNdErinG” super soldier terrorist who’s complicit to his best friend (an American soldier) death. Fangirls: “Rot in hell. Fuck you. You disrespect the holy shield!”

Nah its just part 1 of 4

In a sick twist of fate, this means he's wrong about the movie, BUT If you watch this in 0.25, not only he's right but the video is 4x better.

@@walop Are you implying we need to Slonald MauLer?

Lmfao well played

@@TheSlammurai it's not my place to say this, I think we need to let the fans decide

To be fair, I really don't think every film has to make 100% logical sense. Films have metaphors, allegories and themes that can't be fully expressed if it maintained exact continuity and logic. Especially in a fantasy sci-fi film like this, it's not meant to be taken literally. I'm sure there are sci-fi and fantasy films that take great lengths to maintain logic. continuity and realism in every instance, but I think it would be greatly limited by the amount of expression that could done by the artist.

@@TwistVisuals Who says metaphors, allegories and themes can't be fully expressed if it's maintained the exact continuity and logic? What is this mentality? You can and you should and every movie is made better for it.

Same, I can’t change how I felt when I saw the Snyder Cut and I also can’t ignore the really good points that mauler. I loved the Snyder Cut and apart of me still does, I remember getting hyped seeing Barry break the space time continuum and save everyone and I remember cheering when Diana chopped off Stephenwolf’s head. I know I won’t be able to enjoy this film the same way after this video and maybe that’s a good thing, I rather be open to things I never saw before and see things I originally loved in a new light. It helps me grow

Hey, no fair. You are thinking out loud, instead of *not thinking* out loud as Snyder cult followers are prone to do.

What even is the canon of dc supposed to be? I've seen every one I think is supposed to be canon except birds of prey and the second s squad and I have no fucking idea what's going on

How does this movie break Continuity?

The biggest one I can think of at the moment is the parts that have to do with Aquaman. Mera, in the Synder Cut, talks with a British accent, but an American one in Aquaman. It is revealed that the Atlantians have their own language underwater that come off in high pitch squeaks and shrieks. Yet, in Aquaman, they can speak normally in water as they do on land. I think they were trying to set up that Arthur couldn't communicate with the Atlantians because he never learned their ways, but it's torn down when they speak normally in the next film. It also mentions that King Orm was dealing with rebels against Atlantis, but in Aquaman, that doesn't begin until Orm starts "uniting" the other kingdoms of the sea. Just a few things I mentioned, but there is quite more within the movie that would have contradicted the other movies following Justice League, should WB decide to make this canon.

@@thefunnyhatter7390 the American Accent and British...well...uuuuhhhh....I give you that. But the Atlantians speaking that high pitch squeak noise in ZSJL and they are speaking English in Aquaman isn't a big deal at all. In ZSJK, we are hearing them speaking like that from our perspective and in Aquaman man, we're hearing them talk in their perspective. The King Orm dealing with rebels thing...I don't even know about that/noticed it.

I remember that scene from 2017 and the original trailer. I never got the image out of my mind of Aquaman littering the ocean with a whiskey bottle. Zack Snyder is an idiot. True then. True now.

@@summertyme5748 you understand Aquaman fucking hates Atlantis in JL right? Why would he give a damn about littering? So because he can breathe underwater he has an obligation to be an environmentalist? Tf lmao Also, how does Aquaman get mad at litter in the Aquaman movie? That’s ORM, his crazy atlantean brother, not him.

Yeah but Zack Snider wasn't thinking about logic or continuity the only thing that matters in his head are the visuals

@@patrikmiles9342 Absolutely correct. And he thinks too highly of his slo-mo visuals. They don’t work. He has never done anything with the visceral feel of say John Wick, or Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, or Mad Max Fury Road, or the Raid, or Inception, or.... I could go on. His slo violence is cartoony. It’s not real. You feel nothing.

How many shirts and bottles does he go through every time he submerges

But is it as beautiful as a Total Eclipse of the Heart?

Mauler couldnt hold a flame to an eclipse, dumbsht

@@OnlyGoodSHHH cope Snyder fan cope he makes terrible movies I'm sorry

As one who has seen both, yes, I can agree.

Equally beautiful, dark, and soul crushing...

Snyder needed to get *his* DarkSeid into the film at any cost. He thought he was staking his claim to DC’s IP but in fact he just got himself fired.

@@summertyme5748 Still coping and seething I see. A year after you still haven't gotten senpai MauLer to notice you.

He didn't get his ass kicked by Ares, he literally got setup in a combo attack by three others god's and before that he manhandles a Green Lantern. That is how we know that Darkseid is a threat, he just flatout manhandles one of the most powerful forces in the known universe. Why is everyone lying about how Darkseid only gets his ass kicked by Ares? I mean, did we not see Artemis distract him with her arrows and shoot like three of them into his chest? Did we not see Zeus distracting him with his lightning, preventing him from properly countering Ares' axe? Also, are we going to ignore that Wonder Woman killed a still weakened Ares? Saying that Darkseid has already lost this because Wonder Woman killed a weakened version of the god that handed him his ass during his prime seems like major coping in an effort to stroke the ego of someone who is just objectively wrong about everything of substance he says.

@@voiceofreason467 He didn't get setup in a combo attack at all. He gets BTFO-ed the first time Ares hits him. The Darkseid I know would never have been hurt by a mere god.

@@Atheismo9760 Okay, so you're telling me Artemis hitting with her arrows, Zeus distracting him with his lightning to set him up for a lethal strike from Ares didn't happen. That this combo attack from three god's did not happen. You're just lying to yourself or lying to me to cope. That or you don't know that a combo attack can take place from multiple different people working together with singular powerful attacks. Either way, your objection is stupid. Also, the Darkseid you know clearly doesn't exist because he gets into fights and gets hurt by other god's all the time. Also what is this mere god shit? You do know that Darkseid is a god, they just call themselves new as a designation of being born from the cataclysm that destroyed the old. There isn't anything really different about Darkseid from other gods. He needs prayer and faith to keep him in power, he lives in his own sphere of existence like the other god's, he can project an image of himself into other universes... he has all the characteristics that make him no different than any other deity in the DC multiverse. Either way, the character you're talking about is Uxes, not Darkseid. He didn't take up the mantle yet and hasn't consolidated his power as of that point. So him getting KO'd like this makes total sense anyways. The fact that you didn't identify that in the first place indicates you know jack and shit and nothing about Darkseid.

I hope you’re not implying Joss’ version was better. That movie was absolutely horrific. If you’re saying neither was good, fair enough… but man the Joss version was extremely hard to watch. It was so shallow.

@@BabyDoIIx They are almost equally bad.

@@BabyDoIIx Better? Here and there. Sure as hell not as the entire product. But Joss tried to salvage something from absolute garbage. He did the best he could - now granted still that wasn't much but at least he tried. Compare that to Snyder which had the time, the input from fans and the money and still managed to release an insult of a movie.

@@BabyDoIIxJoss’s version was better by the simple virtue of being shorter. I’m absolutely baffled that anyone got through Snyder’s version without fast-forwarding or falling asleep, because the plot is basically identical - but FOUR HOURS LONG.

@@MmmmiloAs someone who watched the Snyder Cut with other people that jumped in an hour and a half in, falling asleep is simply a prerequisite for the uninitiated regarding capeshit. As for what I thought, it was certainly cooler, and I don’t absolutely hate the plot entirely (I guess I’m weird like that, but hey it’s not BvS!), however I have to agree with MauLer that the Josstice League got straight to the point while having Whedon’s own fluff to try and change the polarizing tone of the DCEU just three films in. The film can only be surgically altered for so long, however, and it’s an easy skip during a movie night, any night.

Or get in good with flash and he can reverse time and correct your mistakes.

@@summertyme5748 The avengers (2012) or ZSJL? AVENGERS AGE OF ULTRON OR ZSJL?

Thats good massage actually

@@destinyhero4795 Yeah this is a very morally sound film

@@fayazhossain3821 Either Avengers film over ZSJL in a heartbeat; they're not by any means perfect (especially not Age of Ultron), but they're far better films than ZSJL. They actually have interesting characters who actually try to save people.

My man.

"The Flash ran the only way he knew how: by placing one leg in front of the other in quick succession."

Blender's default cube is a powerful artifact indeed.

Yes, because items called “boxes” wouldn’t be shaped like some kind of box.

@@thefilmwatcher1302 Ironically in other media, the mother boxes are always rectangular shaped.

No wait until the synder cut cause the amount of people who that be better is insane

Rebel Moon was so bad it's not even worth it.

I like Dani's Renée Zellweger impression too.

Its not a recurring one, but I really hope the zod line "in a farm!?" becomes one, shit had me dying

You forgot Tony stark rolling his eyes

Jameson laughing at peter parker cracks me up everytime

I hoped F'ing based Alfred is a recurring one

I miss the Dark Souls 2 fart noise. :S

@@harry426 One like, equals one prayer... for Dragonrider. *fart noise as Dragonrider falls to death once again*

Is one of the few memes that makes sense of this film.

It’s a classic meme, one of the few good things Roundhead actually gave us with TLJ.

@@sauro8299 Dragonrider: being the most relatable Dark Souls boss via his tendency to get rekt by gravity since 2014.

lol.

Joss had toilet movie he cut stuff and tried make a better version but failed .but snyder hes the one who made the toilet

@@Dikbeeg Yep, Josstice League is still a horrible movie with a non-sensical plot. But he tried to make the best of what he had to work with.

@@givmi_more_w9251 he tried but he failed cuz og cut was a 4hr slo mo sludge that makes no sense .flash running back in time ? Thats a superman 78 kinda bs 🤣

Obviously not because the final vision matters the most apparently. You can write the most inane garbage, as long it's your vision, apparently it exempts you from being criticized.

Yeah, watching this is even more proof for some random dude on the internet that he's right. Snyder is a visual genius, but for story telling? not so much. I still wonder to this day who tf saw watchmen and went "This 'super hero' movie directer is perfect for our superman!" I really like Zack's DC movies, but the more I think about it, the worse it gets. Like when superman's dad telling Clark to not help him from the tornado for example, it looks really cool and gave me goosebump the first time I watched, but it gets really stupid when I think about it more.

@@superpnutbutter8608I though he was pretty solid visually as well, until I saw Army of the Dead (or at least, the 20 minutes I watched before I chucked my TV out of the window out of anger). That movie looks like complete dogshit.

Well yeah, why do you think MauLer used a Superman vs The Elite clip to show how backwards Snyder’s Superman is?

@@tylerleach8796 I guarantee that was Meme Repository's doing. Mauler don't know shit about the animated universe lol. As for the animated movie being better than the DCEU, yeah...until Apokolips war...

@@Zer0Hour17 I mean I found most of the New 52 animated films to be garbage.

most of. But then they dropped basically all of that hard work and well thought out plan for a horribly written movie that explains the phrase “gore for shock vallue”. (The Apokolips movie. Absolute dogshit but looks cool)

@@EvanSol919 Absolutely. Michael Ironside's take on Darkseid in particular is far better than Snyder can even conceive of.

Seeing the trainwreck this movie is starting to look like, I wouldn't be surprised if it was true

The sad part is without all this drama surrounding this production, I'd love to see a Whedon JL or Superman movie. The demands of a 2hr runtime and a set release date just sabotaged the movie. Also Whedon being a dbag, but still.

@@travisspazz1624 why is wheadon a Dbag? Did I miss something?

Fuck Whedon

@@TheFlame234 Apparently he's a creeper. Therefore, canceled.

Exactly. So much obvious plot-hoops set up for the characters to jump thru. True story is: *We want to show Superman fighting the rest of the Justice League to reassure his fans that he is 1 million times more powerful than everyone else….so make an excuse to start a fight, and have him punk the rest of the JL.* That’s why.

Not just why did it not activate at some other point as well, but why did it activate for such a short period of time? Why wasn't Cryborg forced to fight Superman until he got destroyed?

@@Atheismo9760 yeah, I never thought about that.

Wasn't it only batty that had that dream I don't recall anyone else having that nightmare dream. I mean he told people about it.

@@brentmichael4770 they were referring to the part when they try and bring supes back. Cyborg is plugged into the ship and sees a vision of the future

No it isn’t

@@germanibarramolina834 Yes it is

It isn't

It's poetry

its a very surface level rant, except for the martian bit and epilogue bit. that was true.

lol. Fan service strikes again.

... holy fuck, this would at least make martian manhunter slightly better. wouldn't negate my overall issue with him, but this would have been a good and helpful step

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Better question, why didn't he do anything during BvS and MoS.

@@ctown0738 Of course we know the behind the scenes truth - is that Snyder didn't want and never planed for the Martian to be in this film. He wanted the Green Lantern. lol DC films would *not* let him use them. They're smart - as it would just give Snyder more characters to destroy. As in - why did the Lantern Corps - the mighty space police - leave the mother boxes on earth to begin with, since the 'heroes from space' were a part of the original battle? I guess they also kinda forgot?

Its a hallmark of the unbridled series, and its really entertaining to watch, lol.

True, when I’m bored or when I want to draw I just pull up rant videos because they’re just so entertaining but the unribled series is top tier ranting ngl

Indeed. Must have been a pain to make the script progressively more and more angry. Ii is real easy to slip up when doing something like this.

His shtichk about hating everything is getting tiresome.

Because this movie is sooooo shitty combined with all these morons around the world praising it. It’s infuriating; Mauler is my hero for explains why this “film” is so bad.

We need to make him super OP, like all the other heroes. But - we need to make him lose control so the JL can have a fake fight with Superman. - Snyder No problem (sniffs cocaine) ok, now let me think..... - Terrio

Or the laser that killed his dad.

lol. The stupidity of the film is boundless. Silas got microwaved instead of frigged because he wanted to warm the mother boxes up. 😂 Yeah - i’ma die for this! - Silas Reasoning? -> so the Jl *could find it.* - after he assumes they lose it. - which they will because he keeps it and never thinks to give it to them. Hello Mr. Scientist with a secret death wish? - Since the Unity they are creating means gathering the parademons into a gigantic *defensive energy dome* - then how hard would that be to find regardless of box heat? - Batman can detect heat from a box by satellite *inside the alien energy dome* which you can see from space - but he can’t figure out that this weird alien dome is where the boxes are at? - He sees’ the death dome from space -and analyzes it’s weakness in two seconds.... [cuz Death Star with a flaw must be done more times than Martha and her pearls] - but this couldn’t be done without Silas microwaving a box. A box that will be *inside* the dome, which you can see and analyze...from space? 😂 It’s like there is not a shred of common sense in Snyder or Terrio and they have likewise targeted the film at morons.

@That’s one smug wojak Well it doesn't make you smart. I think Snyder's Superman movies are like guilty pleasures for me like Superman 3 and Batman Forever they're not good films same with the resident evil movies they are good bad movies but if you think they are great movies in the League no pun intended as the greatest movies ever made aka masterpiece then you are a dumb person. It doesn't make you a bad person hey you might be really intelligent in other subjects like Mechanics, economics, engineering, playing bongos to Metallica songs etc etc but when it comes to movies or writing you aren't well versed. Hey I can't play musical instruments or know anything about structural engineering, Doctor Who or anime and I don't claim to or explain who the best Doctor is or best Anime series is as I'm ignorant of those things which is ok.

@@summertyme5748 You forgot something; the laser heats the mother box to a temperature of 3.5 million degrees kelvin. Do you have any idea how hot that is? According to google the surface of the Sun is 5,778 degrees Kelvin. And Steppenwolf just grabs it, but Superman's eye lasers cut off his horn.

People on the internet, "Snyder Cut is incredible". Mauler, "And I took that personally".

Doesn't matter League is light years better than the usual crap they're putting out. - let him be mad.... the main thing is Snyder and fans pushed back v increasingly biased and one party system of entertainment.

It has logical inconsistencies, especially where Darkseid is concerned, and yet it was good to its characters and way better than the derailment we got years ago. The emotional elation this film represents drowns out most of its (very present) sloppiness.

@@SuperOmnicronsj44 Same thing with Sonic. People said no, studio said okay we fix. And then the people had a _suprised pikachu_ face all the way to the theater, for multiple showings.

Its mediocre at best.... Not good or bad

He really tricked ppl into thinking this garbo is good movie

​@@DikbeegCopium is a strong on this one

@@lanalan4157 copium honey ? Im not the one crying here after someone destroyed my fav movie

@@Dikbeeg this movie is shit

Im just trying to figure out why he calls the whedon version and then spends 3 hrs showing how it improved the snydercut. Was it sarcasm?

Yes.

I like your profile picture

Agreed

Iron giant is more superman then Snyder's superman. That says a lot

@@mattyt3625 To be fair, Brad Bird, unlike Zack Snyder, is actually a good filmmaker

@@MrGeorgeFlorcus your not wrong. May you be protected from the wrath of the cult for your heresy

@@mattyt3625 I just want to know where the sudden wave of "Snyder good" came from. I remember people ragging on Man of Steel just a few years ago

@@patchmoulton5438 probably coz the standards of movies has gone down significantly over the past few years?

Coming straight at you from the Isaac Asimov school of losing a goddamn planet.

Vikings went to the New World and completely forgot about it. It’s not entirely comparable, but I’d just like to share.

@@kylevernon There are medieval era raiders forgetting a continent, then there is a super advanced alien with a high tech army forgetting the location of a planet. I know it's not meant to be exactly comparable, but cmon.

@@rev0568 What is space but a vast endless ocean of darkness. If there’s any place to forget, its there. Also if your entire army got slaughtered too. Take one look at their ships, you see plumes of smoke. Smoke?!?!? Meaning they’re burning fossil fuels, which means that this advanced alien race isn’t necessarily that advanced, it’s just that they’re extremely brutal. Take any SuperMan story ever. Krypton colonized worlds, thousands of them. But for some reason they never explain why they gave up those colonies. Krypton was destroyed because they harvested its resources too much. I can easily point out that it’s nonsensical to continue to excavate your home plane to when you can literally terraform other planets and harvest their resources instead. Tbh, I think the dumber thing is why Zeus didn’t hide the world like he did with Diana’s island.

Try remembering a planet from a million over multiverse

Omg a comment with nuance! 🙌 Refreshing 💜

Joss made them comical cliches of their former selves.

​@@theunknowncommenter725better than zack snyder version of the characters.

lol there formers selves where mass murders so i prefer the joss's cliche versions over zack's edge lord characters

Yeah I'm surprised so many people saying Zack's movie is still better. At least Joss' acted like heroes better and had better characters even tho the movie is still bad. Joss cut out a lot of bad stuff and added some good moments like Flash saving people instead of being useless for several minutes. Flash in better media often does crowd control because he's THE FLASH and can save people quickly while the rest of the Justice League fight the bad guys.

Lies, everywhere in the west is exactly like America :^)

Eh, east coast of the USA is pretty messy, not very gridlike. Blocks is a general term which can be used anywhere

I guess they are trying to blow up the CITY of London the little area where the Queen and the banks are. Kinda like Tyler Durden in Fight Club....Cause that worked out great.

Does this actually matter in the grand scheme of the story? Because if not it doesn't affect the quality

Real question, what would be the british analog of a city block?

Lol. She could do that, and she can kill SteppenWolf just like she killed Ares.

So did Zack.

When did she say that?

@@aishaarshadalam3412 did you even watch the video? Its clipped and MauLer provides the minute mark in this video..

@@nickthemage2052 I'm not all the way through yet

Almost? ;)

He is completely wrong about Endgame though - he doesn't even get that Endgame Thanos is *not* the same Thanos and is not supposed to be because Endgame is not trying to be a sequel to Infinity War which is what he wanted it to be. You need to understand Infinity War and Endgame this way: -> Infinity War Thanos wins - and dies - since he believes in death - his death is his destiny and victory. -> Endgame is the story of what the heroes do with their lives once they realize they've lost the one fight that mattered. *It's not more of the same Thanos - which is what Mauler specifically stated he wanted.* But that's not what the filmmakers wanted. Endgame is a better film than Infinity War and it has deeper themes by far. This is even more clear now that MCU has spent 3 years floundering with no direction (MOM, Eternals and NWH are all disasters)- not unlike the heroes who lost in Infinity War. It's like they are all playing Fortnite with Newbmaster 69, in order to forget the pain. (Bro Thor was brilliant - even if he went over the heads of some 'fans'), because if they were honest with themselves they would admit that they are out of ideas and begin openly weeping. lol MCU doesn't know what to do next. That's clear.

This isn’t a darkseid film though 💀 it’s a justice league film, it’s like trashing the crappy looking 2012 avengers film for having a clip of thanos and not explaining his entire life story and motives

@@TotallyActing The difference is that thanos name isn’t mentioned in most of the film. The villain was loki and he was given the focus

@@summertyme5748 Is this a GDELB post?

@@TotallyActing Your point? Avengers: Infinity War is still an Avengers film, but Thanos' development throughout both this film and the MCU made everything so much better. The DCEU, while I respect Zacks...tenacity, will never hit that same mark with Darkseid, no matter how long the singular film gets, especially when you're up against 23 OR SO MOVIES OF BUILD UP THROUGHOUT 3 WELL PLANNED PHASES BY A GUY WHO LIKES TO PLAN THE NOW WHILE ALSO THINKING AHEAD...PROPERLY LMAOOO

No

@@DylLit PS4? Have you seen the games that have come out on PS4? Games like Horizon Zero Dawn and God of War look amazing on thats console despite its age.

Really wish they had redone him for this version.

@@gen.clint1014 Yes but like the original commenter said, he has a glossy look that’s something out of a video game (can’t say ps4 specifically since I’ve only played on it a few times).

@@sportsgamer8524 the games I’ve previously listed don’t have that glossy feel at all and most games on the ps4 that took full advantage of the hardware don’t look as they describe them,unless that was their specific goal.

Mauler makes great breakdowns on current pop culture movies. This is not one of them.

@@theunknowncommenter725 Keep coping bro

Thank you. I’ve noted this before on this forum while some Snyder fan tried to pretend they didn’t understand. Fact is all the heroes are overpowered compared to SteppenWolf. Wonder Woman could have put her sword between his eyes at any time, or used her God killing move on him. [heck based on how she killed Ares she might even be able to deflect ‘the Unity’ back at the bad guys.] In the comics she has deflected DarkSeid zig zag beam. Lol. Cyborg controls all the Nukes and could certainly destroy SteppenWolf’s base - since Batman does it with one missile and nothing but basic satellite intel, which isn’t in the same league with Cyborg’s walking Skynet. And then, there was Superman. All the heroes are overpowered. Not fun to anyone other than little boys playing with dolls.

@@summertyme5748 Imagine if the gods would have had the braincells to throw the motherboxes into three different black holes Not only perfect vaults but they wouldn't have heard sups scream

"Flash was useless in this movie" Um, did you even watch the movie?

@@forbiddencroisant 1:14:20

@@summertyme5748all heroes dc and marvel are op you clown

This isn't the review, this is a rampage.

I mean I’m sure he could do a special mauler cut that is 5 hours long 😂

This isn't a review yet, just first reaction after watching :D

Just wait until he releases 9 hour long Mauler Cut

@@toatakanuva4846 Will this cut has an hour of slow-mo speaking and repeating same words twice and more?

You might not of know, but Mauler is also working on a review for The Boys (Season 2) ;)

@@oli50382 And TLoU2. And Game of thrones final episode. And The Force Awakens lol

@@sammydray5919 is he planning to release force awakens video? I have been wondering and waiting for ages!

@@AcidifiedMammoth I mean its still under works technically. Dunno when the next part will come lol. Until then we'll have to make do with the parts already released up until now

@@sammydray5919 oh sure, i must've watched last jedi critics for about a dozen time.

It clearly wasn't meant for IMAX based on all the shots with empty headspace and floor space.

@@summertyme5748 thats what zack said bruv

But Batman and Superman don't kill. And I respect your opinion but I don't agree or understand it

And the fact it goes on for 2 fucking minutes, god it's full fucking song of UggggAaaUuuggggAaaa

Ethnic Wailing Bitch (The Acapella Remix)

@@SkaterBlades its epic

that was absolutely brilliant

1:18:11 I prefer starting with the War Crime Anthem, myself XD

I'm pretty sure the reason he didn't get involved was because of fire. Every Synder fight has fire or the potential to cause fire and that sort of thing is intolerable to him.

@@dragonknightleader1 That's never stopped J'onn from physically or psychically helping out somewhere else. Think Wanda during Age Of Ultron. She helped clear out the city with her telepathic abilities.

@@mfundroid1116 Yes, in other DC media. In Synderverse, why else would he not help found the Justice League? The way he was set up in Man of Steel, he could have been the Nick Fury of the group. Instead, he just lets Supes fight Zod on his own and let WW, Bats, and Supes fight zombie Zod. And in this movie, talks to Lois instead of joining the team.

@@nont18411 Yes, I was being sarcastic...

The reason j'onn doesn't show himself is exactly the reason PA Kent did''t want Clark to not show his power. And nobody know exactly what he is doing while the league is fighting. He might have been there.

The people should already know that Clark is Superman. There’s no way wearing glasses would help conceal your identity.

I sort of assumed his real identity was released after his death.

Stop the murder that led to his father’s false arrest. Etc. ad absurdum.

Because changing the past has never gone wrong in Flash history before...

@@Figgy20000 It didn’t in this movie.

I sure hope you hold the time stone with the same standard...

@@Kool__Kat The MCU’s flaws do absolutely nothing to make this mess of a film/franchise look any better. And perhaps you haven’t noticed that Snyder’s DC is the main subject of this video, not Marvel.

No one asked.

@@FirstnameLastname-my7bz Are you proud with that comment? Do you feel important yet?

@@FirstnameLastname-my7bz i did

@@FirstnameLastname-my7bz I did, I needed that explanation

@@FirstnameLastname-my7bz How edgy

Black Panther, Jurassic world and predator unbridled rages are all under 60 mins. Way shorter than the movies he was covering.

@@edgarallanpwned6666 i know it was a joke, but still thanks for the trivia.

says more about the movie than the rant tbh

HA gotem *does the dab*

@@sStyleMo exactly. The worst movies are so bad every scene can have twice as much time used to rip on it than actually watching it. With such a discerning eye (and the help of a lengthier movie) this movie is taking less of a hit than others...even with the 2:18 time hahaha

What if it was "bollocks"? XD

Yea I'm pretty sure no where in Europe uses blocks, yet another example of Americanisation....

@@panq8904 shut it you

maybe the guy is american... or german for what we know.

@@user-DrKritz115 Its a joke not a dick lol

Its a bonafide HIT! Who cares about any bridled rage? what good does it do? Real you tubers are getting demonitezed EVERYWHERE over this type fandom ... what does it matter. JUSTICE REIGNS!!!!

@@SuperOmnicronsj44 sorry what

@@SuperOmnicronsj44 you need help

@@SuperOmnicronsj44 you should definitely go outside and touch grass

@@SuperOmnicronsj44 You're very bored, aren't you?

Bruh wat?

Yeah...WHAT? 😂

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS FINISHED

Very similar to his reaction to TLOU2. Before he played it, he said he wasn't gonna make a video. Then he played it. As soon as he finished he said he was starting work on a video about it XD

@@jadeatrophis TLOU2 had more to talk about due to sucking more, he did this video cause it was easy to do and fun for him

Mauler calling anyone a clown ... Palpatine: Ironic.

@@examiningkubrickphilosofia1530 it's treason, then...

dude every second she’s on screen or simply speaking is god awful. her narration over the battle flashback made my dick hurt... “A gOLdeN aGe oF HeRos!!”

That's exactly what Mauler and the rest of EFAP say.

Or maybe Mauler is wrong in this review. Just maybe.

@@marcgittard9534 How does that make sense?

@@Atheismo9760 it means that most of the things Mauler blabbered here it was wrong, and came off as trying too hard to make fun of the movie.

​@@hashira910 Weebs thinking their opinions matter lmao

@@RebZoomer Says a zoomer 😂

You know he regularly makes content on his second channel, and has been for years, right?

@Kayvee And that's a shame :(

@Kayvee so true. Rag's is fine when explaining something but he doesn't pay attention and often repeats. But a lot of people do that I guess. At least they aren't as aggressive as wolf i guess.

​@Kayvee I like EFAP because it's good for hearing arguments and ideas that I otherwise wouldn't have gotten elsewhere. Most of the arguments in this video were already brought up in his latest EFAP, and the breakdowns were mostly entertaining. Other times they're lucky enough to have a creator they're critiquing hop on and debate them (most recently Twin Perfect) and that shit show was a marvel to watch. Plus the movie and tv reactions are there, so I'd argue it's a fine channel

@Kayvee Yup, pretty much all this, plus I miss Wolf :( I swear Rags got louder and far more rambly after Wolf left. Though I will say many other EFAP guests are great, I'm glad I kept up with at least the 1st 150 episodes cuz I've subbed to like 10 of them.

Also, no one can drive apparently.

Yeah, what is this? A cheap soap opera? Then again, the death rate is about the same.

Because the some of the same people worked at Game of Thrones and the "kinda forgot" meme was created by the same corporate structure? They got infected by the amnesia-s8-virus perhaps?

why is the idea darksied loosing a planet that before that was nothing but grain of sand in a dessert during the middle of a war such and baffling idea to accept? like space is huge an constantly changing shape cause thing do not stay in one particular point in the map.

@@PK-MegaLolCaT Because he never loses. This the first place he loses a fight. Annnnnd he forgets it? Sure, Derkseid forgets his first defeat.

*Darkseid watching She-Hulk and Megan Thee Stallion twerk* Darkseid: "They found the Anti-Life Equation?!"

@@abraxas4261 Granny goodness: “well sir, they’ve clearly found the anti funny equation.”

he's an angry Whedon fanboy.

@@KissSlowlyLoveDeeply-pm2je lol did you even watch the video??

@@KissSlowlyLoveDeeply-pm2je You seem to have watched neither this video, nor any of the movies being discussed here. So why even bother commenting?

@@TG-ge1oh I have watched both the movies and this video. Why make assumption and make a fool out of yourself?

@@KissSlowlyLoveDeeply-pm2je If after watching all three you still spout nonsense, then who is the one making a fool of themselves? We, the bystanders who observe you spout nonsense? Or you, who's unable to analyze the data that you say you have consumed?

:)

Hey Jay. Don't let them kick you!

Hello there

I too, wish good creatives got the time, freedom and money Zach got, what a waste.

Comment traveller: Kick Jay

lol

Well a few times he did

Her music is one of the only places I think the other movie did better.

They REALLY overused that theme, it got really annoying.

@@SLAD3 Geralt even helped save the world for now.