Well, it looks as if the MCU has out done itself, like this ended up being double the length of the normal rant breakdowns but there is so much to lay out, hope you enjoy it folks ;) /
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@MauLerYT5 жыл бұрын
The rudimentary research into space travel at light speed, amounts of solar systems and planets and all that is totally something I recommend people look into to get more accurate numbers, I just did a few google searches with Fringy and checked a couple of websites. It seems I might have underestimated the distances and made a few mistakes that makes it all seem smaller than it is but that would only make the overall point more relevant; Light speed just aint gonna cut it, not by a long shot when it comes to travelling between galaxies.
@OutsideTheTargetDemographic5 жыл бұрын
No one ever really travels at light speed.
@mrdoitright885 жыл бұрын
1:10:32 Damn you REALLY need to take an astronomy class. The galaxy has billions of star systems, not 500. AND our solar system is 8 light hours, not 2.5 light years. edit: I consider this a personal attack
@fieldmarshalbaltimore13295 жыл бұрын
I love you
@fieldmarshalbaltimore13295 жыл бұрын
Phenomenal work
@Mythos_Musik5 жыл бұрын
You can't tell that light speed traveler how fast they can go. Don't you try to keep them down. A woman's light speed is much faster than a man's light speed anyway.
@sarajones71805 жыл бұрын
She's an Ace pilot and managed to crash every ship we see her in.
@StormsandSaugeye5 жыл бұрын
She's an Ace fuck up
@nativedisciple24525 жыл бұрын
It’s because she’s a........ woman
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin5 жыл бұрын
Is she Joseph Joestar? Or a crappy clone of him?
@Antipyroleo5 жыл бұрын
You know that’s why they call it a ‘cockpit’
@ProfessionalNamielleLewder695 жыл бұрын
Christ, she's worse than Joseph Joestar! At least he had the excuse of being constantly chased by Nazis, hired assassins and Aztec Fitness Gods!
@danielhorsburgh29525 жыл бұрын
Stan Lee’s intro should have been in avengers endgame.
@ShiningDarknes5 жыл бұрын
Yup, you know, the BIG MOVIE of the season. They fucking blew it on this.
@unsuccessfullyjari5 жыл бұрын
If there was a petition for it, I would sign
@danielhorsburgh29525 жыл бұрын
ᛈᛖᛏᛖᚱ ᚷᚱᛖᛖᚾ i would also sign, it wouldn’t be too late for a petition for the digital and blue ray release to have it. I just hate the logic of why they decided to use the intro with captain marvel instead, a movie a lot of people hated and didn’t want to see.
@timsonins5 жыл бұрын
It is the *first* Marvel movie after Stan's death. It is best to remember him as soon as they have the opportunity. Following this logic, his intro can be in any big movie by Marvel, not just Endgame. There will be bigger movies. Movie is kind of good if you forget there's Brie Larson in it. C'mon, young Samuel Jackson!
@michalrojas12065 жыл бұрын
it fucking should have
@daglemj Жыл бұрын
I love how a big part of the story is that shes "too emotional" and she "needs to control her emotions." But she puts almost zero emotions into the role.
@sajidarshad4795 Жыл бұрын
ikr
@normadgarmez7026 Жыл бұрын
Yep, only covers the monotone part of her personality. Whereas the animated CM in the 2010s, she's a badass in the battlefield and the fun big sister when she's Carol Danvers.
@Schnort Жыл бұрын
I have very little control over my emotions. It is something I have struggled over my whole life. Negative emotions like anger and jealousy affect me the most. This is not what being "too emotional" looks like. Like, when she was a kid in the kart racing accident, she should have been fuming or bawling or ANYTHING besides having a blank face. During the scene where she was sparing with the other guy in the beginning of the movie, she should have been defeated despite her powers because her judgement was clouded by how emotional she was. Maybe she accidentally hits someone or breaks something in a fit of rage at being worse than the other guy. I can't sense any emotions in this character, especially not any that are "too emotional" to the point of hampering her.
@bankait_rex1860 Жыл бұрын
She has trained her whole life lol.
@Lobsterwithinternet Жыл бұрын
Because it's a metaphor for women being hormonal and it being a great thing.
@daverobson3084 Жыл бұрын
Mauler's problem here is, not only does HE remember prior films in the series, and even prior scenes in this film, he expects the writers of this film to do so also.
@bananaboi9067 Жыл бұрын
Yeah doesn't he know from all the marvel sheep is consume content and don't ask questions. That's why we love marvel because they dont care about the project or their audience. It's cool
@daverobson3084 Жыл бұрын
@@bananaboi9067 Sure. Whatever. Except that marvel fans are some of the harshest critics of the MCU. Are there diehards that will just be happy with anything that they get? Sure. By and large, though, they are not happy and they are letting the MCU overlords know it.
@nom6758 Жыл бұрын
@@daverobson3084 wtf is the MCA? jokes aside, you're coping hard. Marvel fans are some of the least thinking sheep of any fandom in the world. Why do you think marvel movies still make money? The fans.
@lanaistheneworange3013 Жыл бұрын
I mean typical toxic Marvel manchildren complaining about everything. 😂
@codynewcomb381910 ай бұрын
Man you had us in the first half...ngl
@gabrielkow88675 жыл бұрын
STOP COMPARING HER TO A PLANK!!!!! GROOT IS A TREE AND HAS INFINITELY MORE CHARACTER!!!!!
@dcpack5 жыл бұрын
Yes, but a tree is NOT a plank. Plank is just a tiny, lifeless subset of what a great living tree once was.
@benjaminlyons52615 жыл бұрын
KLR-Zoomie even Plank from ed edd and eddy would be insulted lol. He had more charisma and stage presence
@suburban-mech21075 жыл бұрын
That moment when a literal plank of wood with a drawn on face had more story, life, and character than a multi-million dollar movie protagonist.
@thecosmicchief84655 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminlyons5261 You beat me to it. LOL
@starwarfan83425 жыл бұрын
Yeah but planks are dead inside, just like her acting.
@hyenalord5 жыл бұрын
"Or is there a random Skrull just backpacking around Europe just living a new life?" ...Can we watch that movie instead?
@goufr35405 жыл бұрын
My Life Skrull.
@joshuakim52405 жыл бұрын
No joke, that sounds like a legit better movie than...this.
@bleung22745 жыл бұрын
It could have been a story depicting the conflict between the Kree, the Skrull, and a young Nick Fury thrown in between, forced to figure out just what his place is among these alien factions, having to come to terms with realizing that humanity isn't the masters of the universe but more like an ignored puppy on a backwater planet. The Kree were superadvanced, their motivations were intentionally kept shallow, but their motivations were what started this entire mess in the first place. Their motivation is effectively the one thing that can be considered the true antagonist (not the figurehead antagonist that needed to be propped up against the cardboard protagonist), but we barely get anything to understand it. They didn't want us to understand the story or appreciate the foundations - they just slapped together a foundation and assumed that because the mainline story was already accepted, whether it made sense or had any depth didn't matter. The Kree/Skrull conflict was used as a framing device for the protagonist, but somehow even when it is neglected, it is more interesting than the protagonist. The director or writer was apparently so obsessed with making the movie revolve around the lead actress that they never considered what a prequel movie could have actually done for the big picture. If they had any consideration for making it an interesting story, they could have at least put her through an actual arc, or else use her a framing character to make the Kree/Skrull conflict or the other lead characters more prominent. But in tried and true fashion, this wasn't about the big picture or about the team, just about the leading lady.
@kybercat75 жыл бұрын
"And now im coming to the Carpathian mountain range, a beautiful mountain range with a rich history."
@TyrDrum5 жыл бұрын
Skrull: Interplanetary Hitchhikers
@corynthius8860 Жыл бұрын
Killed it with the "you go girl". Three words summing up an entire film lmao
@DetrimentalDarlings8 ай бұрын
“Wha-what are you…?” “Me?…im a Woman 😎”
@normadgarmez70266 ай бұрын
Because that is how CM acts , an immature girl and not a responsible woman.
@DarkSithBarbie2 жыл бұрын
She is absolutely not a realistic and relatable strong female character for several reasons. 1. During her derby race as a kid, she really did need to slow down on the turns. But because she was immature, she ended up nearly break in her neck from bad judgement. Her dad, who not only let her race but also most likely helped her practice, yelled at her for good reason. "You don't belong out there!" Translation: "If you are going to be reckless, you don't need to be doing this." 2. The group of men mocking her on the obstacle course are heckling her to motivate her. Has no one seen a military movie before? Has no one hung out with a group of men before? EVERYBODY gets heckled and mocked in training, because it's character building. Tough Love. If she was so immature and self-victimizing to realize that she was not the only person being verbally harrassed, she doesn't belong in the military. 3. The message of her being "too emotional" is a jab at women being more empathetic and verbally high context. She is not emotional! She is overly sensitive and incapable of taking criticism. That's not emotionality! 4. I have had far more criticism and bullying from other women growing up. I could count on one hand how many times I was bullied by a man on one hand. Half of them were just off color jokes that went too far, and the others was one particular boy who was obnoxious. 5. She is sooooo arrogant! I cringe internally and externally any time she makes an executive decision. Legitimately, if she were a man acting that way, that character would still be a massive jerk. My best example isn't from this movie but in End Game when she tells Rocket from Gaurdians od the Galaxy, "Earth isn't the only planet that needs help." Oh, really, Cpt Meh-vel? You're going to to tell the person who has literally been traveling the universe helping different planets, too? This is why mansplaining ia not a thing.
@Neko.091 Жыл бұрын
You did a fantastic job breaking down everything wrong with Cpt. Marvel.
@DamnAwesome Жыл бұрын
Awesome comment!
@YouWillBeHappyOrElse Жыл бұрын
Your points 1 and 2 are actually points on which they could have done legitimate subversion. Have her slowly come to realize that those things weren't people telling her to quit, but teaching her what the price of persistence would be. Have her begin to remember the full context of those broken memories--and how she only remembers the hurts she felt, not the things that came right before and after. And instead of "Just a Girl" playing in the background of her triumphant and unstoppable rampage, every time she falters, she hears an echo of someone encouraging her, someone supporting her, and THEN she gets her second wind. She's no longer afraid of failure; she becomes the hero everyone knew she could be, and she was the only one who ever doubted. Every other Avenger basically becomes who they are because someone believed in them and helped them--Yinsen for Tony, Odin for Thor, Betsy for Bruce, Erskine for Steve, Clint for Natasha. If anything, needing the support of others makes her MORE of an Avenger.
@Listigerwolf84 Жыл бұрын
Omg you just womansplained us. ;) lol All your points, are... on point. Lol
@PlaceBotox Жыл бұрын
@@bitchpudding8104 you took the spot or a more competent male pilot so you could fill a diversity role. Of course men belittle you. Because they fucking know you are a liability.
@robertrandolph96093 жыл бұрын
When he said “let’s just call her plank” I knew I stumbled upon a gem
@obiconrad13623 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 so true
@owyemen93673 жыл бұрын
Her acting skills are like an actual piece of wood so its accurate
@Rack-Aid3 жыл бұрын
Ik I woke up to hear him call her plank and I was like this is acceptable
@AAllen-br8it3 жыл бұрын
He didn't say that though
@owyemen93673 жыл бұрын
@@AAllen-br8it wait what
@CrowAtNight5 жыл бұрын
She's like the reverse Tony Stark. In Iron Man, Tony starts off as a snarky, sarcastic and egotistical guy who becomes humbled and heroic when he undergoes a life changing event and gets his power. Carol Danvers starts off as a passive, down to earth girl who becomes really cocky and arrogant once she gets her powers.
@trazyntheinfinite98955 жыл бұрын
Stark does not "get" "his power" He builds a conbat suit thats ahead of its time. He builds a powersourcs, in a cave, to power it. Stark did not get shit handed to him. He build it. He build it and almost died from it. He learned lessons in Iron man 2 and 3. he grew. cpn plank did nothing. she just ran from setpiece to setpiece. . .
@CrowAtNight5 жыл бұрын
@@trazyntheinfinite9895 Maybe "get his power" wasn't the best combination of words to use, but you still get my point. From the start of the movie to the end, Tony Stark's characterization progresses while Carol Danvers' characterization regresses.
@jimsondergeld22625 жыл бұрын
Danvers was never passive, even in the flashbacks. She went from cocky and arrogant ordinary human to cocky and arrogant human with Superman powers. Whereas in "Iron Man", Stark went from snarky, sarcastic, egotistical guy to slightly less snarky, sarcastic, egotistical guy with a super suit. It wasn't until "Infinity War" that that "snarky, sarcastic, egotistical" was finally decimated out of him.
@DarthChrisB5 жыл бұрын
Like every woman in real life.
@nightelfuser5 жыл бұрын
@@DarthChrisB I was gonna say that, lol.
@kalashnikovdevil Жыл бұрын
Just watched this again at random. Here's a fun thought. I'm a former Marine Corps aircrewman and I work for a USAF fighter squadron as a civilian now. I start with this to establishment my credentials on the subject of call signs. I hear my call sign more than my name on any given day of the week. So here's the skivvy. If you have a bad ass call sign like "AVENGER"... your squadron is taking the piss out of you. Like, I met a guy with the call sign "HAMMER" once upon a time. As in "Dumb as a box of". Heard of another guy, Tomcat driver this time, with the call sign KILLER. Guess what he did? Friendly fire accident. Don't have the details on that one, but I assume no one died or he'd not have continued to fly, but his squadron, and every squadron he was with till he got out? Made sure he never forgot that fuck up. So. As a fun shower thought exercise for the day dear reader, what stupid thing did Plank do to earn the call sign "AVENGER"?
@rexlumontad5644 Жыл бұрын
@Wekilaa Himoninternet Against the bullies who hurt her feelings
@JotaroKujo-nj4bx Жыл бұрын
Avenged herself when a teammate gave her some advice or criticism IN THE MILITARY
@CassetteDeckPlaylist Жыл бұрын
She's so dense that she doesn't realize it's not a good thing.
@nyChannel09 Жыл бұрын
@@wekilaahimoninternet7849 or she didnt avenge, which is why she gets called avenger to remind her everyday that she should have avenged something.
@elliottpilton8577 Жыл бұрын
She told everyone she would be a great Captain Marvel.
@vivekrsharma557 Жыл бұрын
My question is, if Plank was that much powerful, she had very neat chances to hold gauntlet and snap in Endgame. Why she didn't take that responsibility and let superpowerless Tony die?
@bijibadness7 ай бұрын
cuz one less toxic manbaby amiright ....no? niet? oh. oh, how embarrassing for me. sorry, wrong channel.
@pixelbunny98255 ай бұрын
bc his contract ended not hers xD
@MagiBandaClown5 жыл бұрын
Boy: Hey dont go so fast around the turns. Girl: Oh yeah? Watch this sexist pig. Girl: *Brutally crashes because didn't listen to friendly advice.*
@TRENCHESandTREADS5 жыл бұрын
How it Should Have Ended: Captain Marvel
@thebatman42795 жыл бұрын
Girl: You made me crash by distracting me with patriarchal advice, white man!
@n0rmal9535 жыл бұрын
I mean this is literally a girl who becomes absolutely crazy anytime a boy talks to her wether it's an advice, compliment, criticism or insult... and somehow she thought it was a good idea to enroll in the military where everyone is shouted at ? She doesn't seems like someone you'd want to work with in a life or death situation lol
@Murphymytube5 жыл бұрын
It should be said by a girl.
@bluestar57755 жыл бұрын
I hate females... Girls and womem ruin civilization and family
@motherlyfather98715 жыл бұрын
Getting up after falling down isn't special in the MCU. The character who did that best is Capt.America. "I can do this all day"
@finrodbrs5 жыл бұрын
Yep. And, more to the point, he did it even when he knew he wasn't going to win because it was the right thing to do. That's a hero.
@scottski025 жыл бұрын
And Into The Spiderverse also did it far better. "Our family doesn't run from things, Miles."
@joshuakim52405 жыл бұрын
@@finrodbrs If one compares Captain Marvel to Captain America, it's like comparing Saitama to Mumen Rider in One Punch Man; one is powerful to the point of being impossible to get any drama out of, while the other faces impossible odds and keeps getting back up even when knowing that he can't win. Except unlike One Punch Man, the Captain Marvel movie lacks the self-awareness to emulate this.
@shawklan275 жыл бұрын
@@joshuakim5240 That is so clever that you deserve a million bucks for saying that!
@peposo75 жыл бұрын
@@joshuakim5240 Saitama never backed up either. That is why he got beat up at first. Its just that the opponents just can't keep up. He even mentioned that on both seasons of the anime. First time was to Genos, the 2nd time was to Blizzard.
@luthasunspell8365 Жыл бұрын
“Plank is slow retrieving her memories as well as her personality” paired with the visual air quotes has broken my brain. I laughed out loud for a solid minute. 👏
@bananaboi9067 Жыл бұрын
It was actually hilarious. I do enjoy his videos.
@edenmckinley34722 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this guy, and he is hilarious! My favorite line was "This has been nail-biting". I love that he doesn't act outraged like a lot of other content creators. He just oozes disdain for bad movies and points out their flaws with unforgiving common sense.
@wingsoffreedom3589 Жыл бұрын
Yep welcome to the party I've been here since Mauler articulated my disdain for The Last Jedi.
@sologamer31228 ай бұрын
I found him after rags referred him on his last jedi rebuttal. Wish they both made more
@michaelhaskins92715 жыл бұрын
I was 58 minutes in when I realized this isn’t a ten min video
@homosexualitymydearwatson41095 жыл бұрын
It’s still more entertaining than the movie itself
@tomtomowski76955 жыл бұрын
I was at 49min when I noticed. Then I saw it wasn't even halfway through. Enjoyed all of it.
@g.w.78935 жыл бұрын
I saw the scroll bar and was wtf? Is this a movie of the movie?
@ColtNomad5 жыл бұрын
I was 30 minutes in lol
@benparsons49795 жыл бұрын
lol me too
@sevdawolf64773 жыл бұрын
I still find it hilarious that Captain Marvel got a movie before Black Widow, even though Black Widow has been in this franchise for years
@cartersanderson73293 жыл бұрын
who wants to watch a superhero movie about some random bitch who does flips and uses a gun shes by far the least interesting “superhero”
@yellowbirdie1003 жыл бұрын
@@cartersanderson7329 Everyone besides you apparently 乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ
@alexmartin31433 жыл бұрын
Because Black Widow is just a human.. Tony at least is a once in a lifetime genius.. Natasha can kick.. really high? I don’t know... She’s boring..
@alexmartin31433 жыл бұрын
@@yellowbirdie100 Add me to that list..
@yellowbirdie1003 жыл бұрын
@@alexmartin3143 Gladly 👌
@stevesteve8244 Жыл бұрын
I wish I could understand the writers of these movies. They're so uncreative. 'The protagonist is a girl, so we must center the story around her being a girl'. 'The protagonist is black, so we must tell a story about racism, colonialism and prejudice'. 'The protagonist is Asian, so we must tell a mythical story with lots of martial arts and zen BS'. I mean, isn't it a bad message placing these characters exclusively in this kind of story? As if they didn't have any other stories to tell? Such a terrible concept.
@wingsoffreedom3589 Жыл бұрын
The irony is they create their own racism the reason why white characters have been more interesting in the MCU and it's not the racism of the fandom it's the racism of the marvel team. Like you said when they write for a girl character it must be about her being a girl or a black character being about the black experience. I remember when Falcon and the Winter Soldier came out Falcon's entire personality changed from a practical soldier and friend with a sense of humor and honored to take Cap's shield in Endgame to a jaded black guy who saw the shield as a symbol of American racism as soon as the series started. Then he can't get a loan from the bank because banks are supposedly racist in real life, even though in-universe it makes no sense since he's a celebrity superhero who does government contract work that pays in the mid-6 figures. That's like telling me Lebron James can't get a loan because of racism what bank would be stupid enough to Incur that kind of negative publicity. They always end up writing women and minorities down to their immutable characteristics which makes them one-dimensional and often the character's on-screen life circumstances are incongruous with the average person in that demographic so often the allegory is lazy and contrived like Falcon's bank issues he is not an average black man, therefore, he will not have an average black man experience. Meanwhile Straight White characters actually have to be a character with motivations flaws and desires because the writers don't have immutable characteristics to fall back on as a shield against criticism do they actually have to put in the work to make the character interesting. There whole lack of good diversity accepted by the Fandom is a self-made problem and then they victim blame the fans for not eating up the vomit they spew onto us.
@JotaroKujo-nj4bx Жыл бұрын
🧢 the execution of Black Panther’s story was godly and Sheng Chi was pretty solid and different from other marvel movies
@blinkyy1088 Жыл бұрын
they are projecting their own racism onto others
@coreyfinn5532 Жыл бұрын
@@JotaroKujo-nj4bx The first and second statements actually combined in a pretty good fantasy movie set in a world called The Earth, on a continent called Africa, where a country that was THE LARGEST slave seller was located and they made the movie about how Europeans are racist and how europeans kidnap africans from their homes and turn them into slaves etc. It's called The Woman King and the actual history of the kingdom has terrifying implications for our assumptions nowadays.
@HappyBeezerStudios9 ай бұрын
By focusing on the thing that makes them different from the white male they create racism and sexism. Because they keep reducing the characters to that single trait. When you watch a movie or play a game or do dishes or do laundry or bring out the trash or bring your kids to bed nobody cares about your genitals or skin color. It doesn't define people. Yes it's part of their identity, but not the only part.
@bengale997710 ай бұрын
So now Secret War has happened, the Kree have been proved completely right. The Skrull aren't refugees fleeing persecution there are millions of them and they do seek to infiltrate planets and take them over. They've managed to turn this movie completely on it's head. Who knows if the Skrull were telling the truth about not being able to find another world. For all we know Captain Marvel has allowed the Skrull to infiltrate thousands of worlds and now they've returned to take the earth too.
@Chidsuey5 жыл бұрын
Friend: Should I watch Captain Marvel? Me: No. Watch this critique of it instead. It's almost as long, and way better.
@Idothinkysaurus5 жыл бұрын
It's also free.
@flyufoolz5 жыл бұрын
Plus, as a bonus MauLer, has more emotion throughout the whole thing
@LeoneAmici5 жыл бұрын
That is exactly what I did, watched this, now I know I can use 2 hours of my life to do something else instead of watching the movie
@TheStraightestWhitest5 жыл бұрын
@@flyufoolz Frustration, confusion, anger, happiness, sarcasm. MauLer displayed more emotions with his voice exclusively that Larson did not display with her entire being.
@Lostjayyhawk5 жыл бұрын
This was basically the only way I was ever going to see this film.
@blitz-frenchman6635 жыл бұрын
The fact that they used Stan Lee's personal account to promote the movie after his death really made that tribute at the beginning feel hollow.
@timy91975 жыл бұрын
Blitz Frenchman Um...how?
@laughingkuroo27215 жыл бұрын
Ti My Disney: *Unburies Stan's body from his grave, shoving a hand up his rear - making his body into a puppet.* Hi, comic lovers! Go checkout Captain Marvel! Excelsior!
@piarcomallard81655 жыл бұрын
@@laughingkuroo2721 I heard that in a Mickey Mouse voice. Great, hello next nightmare.
@CMCAdvanced5 жыл бұрын
He would have promoted it regardless
@jerm705 жыл бұрын
@@CMCAdvanced Does that matter? Let the dead man be. He shouldn't be a marketing ghost.
@tranquilthoughts7233 Жыл бұрын
Extremly easy fix for the whole power limiter thing: Instead of telling plank that the patch gives her her powers the kree could have just told her that her power is in fact her own, that she is a mutant or something along these lines and that this patch is in fact a power limiter. But they gave her that power limiter because the power she got is far too great for her body to bear with it and without the limiter her own power would destroy her and everything else within a hundred kilometers radius. This would make for a far more believable story, paint the kree in a benevolent light, explain why noboy else has this power, leverage planks own professed goodness against her taking the patch off and the kree could even use the excuse of trying to help plank control and/or extract her power to experiment on her with her consent!
@CatsT.M9 ай бұрын
The Stan Lee intro was probably the best part of the film. He just enjoyed having cameos in movies. Even two days before he died he said if he could he would keep doing cameos. 13:35 Thanks, Stan.
@FueledFromFiction5 жыл бұрын
[ ] Sit through 2 hours of Captain Marvel [X] Watch a 2 hour breakdown of why Captain Plank isn’t a good movie
@vorant775 жыл бұрын
I refer to "Plank" as Capt. Menstruation #CaptMenstruationSucks
@spod0075 жыл бұрын
I love the college grade debate point though, "you need to watch it yourself to judge though". No. It's cute, and works in theological debates, but i'm sure as hell i don't want to get bitten by a shark, because i'm informed enough to know it's bad, before hand. I'm not going to put myself in a sharks mouth, just to make an armchair theologian feel warm and happy. I'm not giving these guys a dime to watch it. I'm so confident in my decision, i won't even watch it when this flop gets HD rips on the stream sites. (notice how good films take ages to come out in decent quality, but the flops are there in HD from the get go.) I won't watch it for free, i won't watch it if they offer me a free ipad or some other bribe. The film from the get go is toxic, and i'm not going to spend money to go see it, to satisfy somebody, that ultimately, still won't respect my opinion, but ultimately MCU will see a sale, and think "nope, we still made bank, we did ok". All this movie has done, is make me panic that if Brie Larson is really, "carrying the torch" now, Endgame might not hit the potential it could have, say, in an extended universe without Brie Larson. Remember guys, celebrity is a platform, where she's responsible for pushing her agenda. God i loved Jeremy Renner's response to that.
@deedr12345 жыл бұрын
i had to do both because i just saw this video. :-(
@vorant775 жыл бұрын
@@spod007 "The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. ~Thomas Jefferson" ;-)
@WendyHerring5 жыл бұрын
My son made me go. If I had Capt Plank in my head, I could've enjoyed it.
@aidanhall17693 жыл бұрын
Turning Nick Fury’s eye mystery into a joke was the worst decision ever.
@fischeborne97133 жыл бұрын
It was the Luke tossing his Lightsaber, of the MCU.
@grumpyfella3 жыл бұрын
"Last time I trusted someone I lost an eye." *Haha kitty scratch go slash*
@aidanhall17693 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey the Part-time Employee Good shout! Same with how Vader got his name. That was a little underwhelming XD
@mlongpre1003 жыл бұрын
that's what you get when you try to french kiss a cat
@fischeborne97133 жыл бұрын
@@aidanhall1769, There was a porn parody of that scene. ;)
@rosamy2017 Жыл бұрын
I have to point out that while Carol was away for 25 years, she was traveling at light speed, which means for her the travel was instantaneous. That’s why she hasn’t aged and reacts like she just saw Fury yesterday. Because for her she probably made the journey in an instant, helped the Skrull set up for a few months, headed back at light speed, and got Fury’s message on the way. I know I know it’s contrived, but this bit of science actually does work.
@BWMagus Жыл бұрын
That's true, assuming she spent 95% of that time traveling. We don't know that's the case, or how fast she can really go.
@HappyBeezerStudios9 ай бұрын
The thing is, light speed is not instantaneous. Her power accident making her super long lived is totally fine for me. No need to doctor anything around there.
@diddyKite20106 ай бұрын
The nearest star to us is called Proxima Centauri and lies roughly 4.25 light years away. So if she went there, did some quick business and came right back, at the speed of light, it would take her 8.5 years.
@Inkdisc9 ай бұрын
its funny how secret invasion reveals the skrulls were exactly as the kree described them when given a chance for a peaceful home
@SaturnSnapple5 жыл бұрын
Was I the only one that laughed when that boy tried to help her by telling her to slow down on the kart and then she speeds up and explodes. That was genuinely hilarious
@narudan5 жыл бұрын
Because geniune advice is sexist and toxic!
@koichidignitythief74295 жыл бұрын
How dare a boy try to help a girl do something properly.
@rowdyyates72475 жыл бұрын
But he was boysplaining dammit!
@RoninDave5 жыл бұрын
but she got back up which I guess is supposed to mean something rather than learning you should control your speed and listen to good advise
@RustyC2165 жыл бұрын
SCREW YOU IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT... Tried to warn you
@anemyclake12564 жыл бұрын
Why is she the plank. I'm the one who was board
@TheKimberbart4 жыл бұрын
HA!! Well said!!!!
@TGLapin4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much at this comment !!
@hitthebleezer25924 жыл бұрын
Haaa...
@yvespean17594 жыл бұрын
He shouldn't spell bored like that, the pun is null
@anemyclake12564 жыл бұрын
@@yvespean1759 just like this fuckin movie
@ReDav1s87 Жыл бұрын
It was at this moment 41:02 that Mauler finally used Youngledor in a way that made it sound like it was the real characters name. He was irritated at Plank. It sounded so smooth.
@HappyBeezerStudios9 ай бұрын
he thinks of Jude Law as his Harry Potter performance. I think of his roles in Gattaca, AI and Sherlock Homes. And in the last one he starred with Robert Downey Jr. Which could've been a fun reference if his Kree character and Tony Stark run into each other.
@negative1up Жыл бұрын
I recently watched the entirety of the show just for old time's sake. Not only did plank have some solid screen presence, but also legitimate characterization. Plank has been shown to be caring, loyal, protective, scheming, moderately aggressive, opportunistic to the occasional treachery, and quite possibly actually sentient. Literally a cartoon block of wood in 2000s children's entertainment media that was created from a dare has more character than this lady.
@skyguyflyinghigh5 жыл бұрын
> making a character who's constantly accused of being too emotional > casting brie larson to be that character best joke i've heard all year.
@emrsn2435 жыл бұрын
Brie Larson is a good actress, this movie just really didn't work with her and she wasn't trying her best. But casting her was a good idea in plan, just wasn't executed as well as it really could've been. She's got the credentials to back her talent up, just this movie was a miss for her. As a person, she's pretty meh, but as an actress she's talented, just not in this.
@LevatekGaming5 жыл бұрын
Tanner Howell Comment was invalid as soon as you said Brie Larson is a good actress.
@emrsn2435 жыл бұрын
@@LevatekGaming She is. She's pretty good at what she does. I know awards don't mean a whole ton, but it's worthy to note that she has an Oscar under her belt. Don't get me wrong, James, she wasn't good in this movie. I'm just saying that she isn't a bad actress. No comment is invalid by the way, especially when you just don't agree with it.
@heartbust46245 жыл бұрын
@@emrsn243 She was fine in Scott Pilgrim
@bwhere455 жыл бұрын
@@emrsn243 Nicolas Cage has an Oscar as well, it doesn't mean a damn thing.
@Stedman755 жыл бұрын
excuse me, but as an Ed Edd and Eddy fan, calling this woman "Plank" is grossly offensive, Plank has much more charisma and screen presence than this board does.
@schantzy895 жыл бұрын
Stedman75 *slow clap in approval*
@mrcocoloco72005 жыл бұрын
Beautiful, just beautiful.
@toocoldtobother72715 жыл бұрын
Thank you for upholding Planks honor
@winslowwidd795 жыл бұрын
Finally somebody had the balls to say it. You are the commenter we need, not the one we deserve. Thank you.
@nanakuzi3585 жыл бұрын
are u joking ?
@death-king18342 жыл бұрын
I'll still never understand why characters like Captain Marvel get movies. The character that has become more or less a meme at this point at the amount of comics of hers cancelled and relauched due to consistent low sales yet despite that Marvel can call her one of their most ''popular'' characters.
@papershadow2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if it's a half-truth, like "most popular" means selling the most comics or something, and Captain Marvel sells tons of comics because she makes dozens of runs that sell a bit, as opposed to fewer-but-longer-running series for other famous characters.
@BiggieTrismegistus Жыл бұрын
They're trying (and failing) to create their own Wonder Woman. They don't understand that while Wonder Woman is a badass she doesn't *act* like a cocky badass. Wonder Woman is nice, friendly and outgoing so people like her.
@AtlasBlizzard10 ай бұрын
The Skrulls are the most D-tier race in the whole MCU. They're just Green Goblins. Very creative.
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access2 ай бұрын
Let me just 🤓 for a sec In the comics, they’re fucking terrifying. The ability to replicate any metahuman on sight. Super Skrulls have the ability to mimic super human abilities on sight. They’re known as planet conquering creatures that tear up societies by infiltrating them as perfect replicas and essentially fucking with them to extinction. MCU Skrulls might as well be damp mops by comparison
@juanfelipegodoy40115 жыл бұрын
Video summary: - You go girl - Keep that in mind - *sigh*
@SomeFunnyAndOriginalNickname5 жыл бұрын
Also: "Just don't think about it"
@sardonical56845 жыл бұрын
As well as: "Kay..."
@august44765 жыл бұрын
-Men bad -Captain Marvel good -Captain Marvel better than you - Agenda > Depth and storyline -You go girl
@the_competent_gamer94545 жыл бұрын
Kay..
@gremlin86955 жыл бұрын
- It’s really intense
@theenigma28613 жыл бұрын
"She's funny and smart" *Name ONE SCENE when she is either funny, or smart*
@tdanel3 жыл бұрын
@J J Women are smart nad funny tooo. - Cartman :D
@cesar64473 жыл бұрын
when she decides to not appear on the other movies on the franchaise... that was smart and an actual heroic action... saving us from seeing her
@aterriblesliceoftoast40963 жыл бұрын
@@tdanel get over it okay Wendy
@aterriblesliceoftoast40963 жыл бұрын
Let alone both at the same time
@TheJollySoviet3 жыл бұрын
woulda been funny if Plank said she was bored at some point
@Soapy-chan10 ай бұрын
Rewatching this right after finishing the secret invasion EFAP. The moment when you realize that this movie now belongs to the better half of the MCU...
@vincenzoguandolo864110 ай бұрын
Fury: the last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye 😠 Someone: 🐈💅🏼
@svenskino54435 жыл бұрын
My personal highlight was, that she got handcuffed in the beginning to prevent her from using her powers before she broke the handcuffs by... using her powers really hard. perfect writing. 10/10
@FoxyGuyHere5 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened in the Frozen.
@Chapterhouse865 жыл бұрын
That's genius level script writing mate. They teach you that shit in writing school. This whole movie could be a full semester class on how to execute a flawless screenplay/film.
@ZugzugZugzugson5 жыл бұрын
its just atrocious, dude... it really is.. a 6 year old kid could come up with something better.
@dodojesus45295 жыл бұрын
Dragon Ball z writing, Hit it harder and it will work
@SkyNinja7594 жыл бұрын
@@dodojesus4529 I like Dragonball but two things are hilarious; wait/holdout for Mary Goku and yelling/getting mad makes you infinitely more powerful depending on the plot.
@DrViperVideos5 жыл бұрын
I said hi to brie larson on the street yesterday My court date is next tuesday
@doommetaldarryl66895 жыл бұрын
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY!!!!!!!
@doubt_5 жыл бұрын
A date's a date.
@propheci5 жыл бұрын
Was it a personal attack?
@alejandrovillalba31435 жыл бұрын
You damned oppressor, you deserved it 😈😈😈😈
@mr.jackdaw5 жыл бұрын
That comment was brilliant.
@alexwakefield67432 жыл бұрын
Ok, the you go girls got me everytime. The last one where you were snapping your fingers had me rolling😂😂😂
@xr0ninx569 Жыл бұрын
I find it quite funny how in the 80’s we had a better female protagonist in the alien series (ripley) who had flaws but was still a strong female character and 40 years later when women rights is a major deal now, they put less effort into making good female characters. Just bc a woman needs help in a situation doesn’t mean that they are looking down on her or making it a “damsel in distress” trope, tony stark needs help numerous times throughout his movies as well as the avengers movies, same wth Thor, captain America, etc. Idk why it’s such a major thing to have a moment of weakness in a female character when it’s clear they have no issue doing it for the male characters of the franchise. Imo it’s actually more sexist to do it like that and act like this is ok. Disney as well as Hollywood as a whole needs to get this through their heads tht watching perfect characters be good at everything isn’t entertaining, doesn’t matter if it’s a man or a woman, I just want to watch an entertaining marvel movie wth good comedy, solid action, relatable heroes and ridiculous villain plots.
@mikereynolds7279 Жыл бұрын
Christian Bale has put himself on record as believing that American culture would be 'much richer' if the people in power weren't mostly white men. The actor made the comments during an interview with AOL Build this past Monday as he sat with Rosamund Pike and Wes Studi to promote the upcoming Wild West drama film Hostiles. "Our culture will be so much richer the day that we stop saying, 'Hey, it's all white dudes who are running things," Bale said. "Whether that be Hollywood, whether that be Washington, you know?" "We're going to get, in Hollywood, so much better films and so much more interesting stories being told, and America will become the America that the rest of the world sees it as, that makes it unique... that we recognise makes this such a beautiful, brilliant country." Bale went on to call the US a 'country of inclusion', explaining that he moved his family to the States because he fell in love with the country. Bale, who has two young children Emmaline and Joseph with the American make-up artist Sandra 'Sibi' Blažić, applied for US citizenship in 2010. "It's the reason why I moved here," he said. "It's the reason why my kids have American accents."
@Rags5 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this movie was when I was daydreaming about watching a different, better movie instead.
@camwad12385 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know wether it was worth the effort to be angry at the film for what it changes like it’s as bad a Luke’s character changes in tlj
@Edax_Royeaux5 жыл бұрын
@Rags Was it Pulp Fiction?
@VioletDeathRei5 жыл бұрын
At least you were just daydreaming, I fell asleep for real, then had to wake up in a theater watching captain marvel it was awful.
@jakescott4315 жыл бұрын
Nice captain marvel review rag''s
@dennislief40445 жыл бұрын
Hey it's rag from the Mauler Cinematic Universe.
@Ubermonk4 жыл бұрын
This movie summarized: “You go girl”😂😂😂😂😂
@kossettereaditte75524 жыл бұрын
Honestly youre not wrong
@marshmallowvampire85034 жыл бұрын
That is what it revolves around. ...and it destracts from the fact that there's a story they could be working on along with the theme, not a theme with some story.
@longshot76014 жыл бұрын
After seeing stories about the rumor that there was a butt body double it's more like "You...CUT! Body double in...action!...go girl!" Not all girls are created equally, but all are still better than men. Yeahrite.
@marshmallowvampire85034 жыл бұрын
@LowlyKnight1 They're making 4 more of these?! Or do you just mean the next 4 she's stared in?... Either way I hope plank is more likeable for us in the next few movies.🤭🤭🤭 JK, I don't know what to think or expect. Maybe she does have hope of being cool... -ish
@daddysenpai4084 жыл бұрын
@LowlyKnight1 I swear if Plank gets more movies than Iron Man-
@mage4423 Жыл бұрын
I saw this movie in theaters with my mother. When we drove home, she argued with me the entire time because I told her I didn't like how Plank's character was reckless and arrogant. Oops
@mrs.kenoobi Жыл бұрын
Carol’s relationship with Jude Law (don’t remember his character’s name at all) should’ve been given more development and focus. From what I remember, he was like a mentor to her. Why was he so significant (according to the movie) to her, evil or not? Why did he take her to his planet when she got her powers? What did she mean to him? Why keep her alive? Why did he give her HIS blood? Are they just mentor and student or friends? Why was her blast in the desert such a “comeback” when he demanded she fight fairly? To the point where she felt the need to say she has nothing to prove to him. He clearly meant something to her at SOME point because otherwise that line feels meaningless.
@CushionRide5 жыл бұрын
my favorite part of this movie was the money i saved not buying a ticket lol
@dimitarmargaritov5 жыл бұрын
lmao same, that was my favorite memory of the black panther too
@SgtSabotage5 жыл бұрын
And sadly, the best part of Endgame.
@Epsilon1915 жыл бұрын
@@SgtSabotage Wait. Why? Because of Captain Marysuevell? Don't let her get the satisfaction
@SgtSabotage5 жыл бұрын
@@Epsilon191 yes. I hope you're right. But, I sure as shit won't be seeing Endgame before some trusted reviews.
@NCHaskew5 жыл бұрын
@@SgtSabotage according to some leaks I've heard of, she does mercifully little
@CatsT.M9 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the Gatling gun was originally intend to end wars. RIchard Gattling thought that if people realised how powerful his gun was that they would stop fighting out of fear. Also to get less people dying because when he did field medic things or something he noticied how there were less people dying of bullet wounds than of diseases so he thought that if there were less people shooting at each other (because the Gatling gun could fire lots more bullets with less people) that less people would die.
@SioxerNikita6 ай бұрын
He was mostly right though.
@369Maniac2 жыл бұрын
My main take away from this is that Coulson is a cheeky bastard and got bored after 20 years and decided to screw with Tony and Pepper for a few years by saying the whole thing 🤣
@BossCrazyRoss5 жыл бұрын
Captain Marvel: (has the personality of a houseplant) Supreme intelligence: "You need to control your emotions."
@exosproudmamabear5585 жыл бұрын
This is why people shouldn't confuse between being an immature impulsive bitch and being an emotional woman
@charmandyorton0065 жыл бұрын
Houseplants have more Goddamn colour and life than Plank does
@BossCrazyRoss5 жыл бұрын
@@charmandyorton006 Thats true
@chrisp.93854 жыл бұрын
I prefer her being emotionless then being like Brie Larson a sexist bitch
@BioGoji-zm5ph4 жыл бұрын
@@charmandyorton006 Every time I see or hear that name, I think of Johnny 2x4 from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. This also offends me, because the True Plank of Edd, Edd, n' Eddy has a GREAT range of emotion.
@strawberrymilksamurai5 жыл бұрын
"I'll refer to her as Plank." Captain Marvel: "Is that like, a personal attack or something?"
@marianpazdzioch66325 жыл бұрын
@bdidbw everything is personal attack if you are SJW enough
@whitehorsedown64995 жыл бұрын
Look dude Planks have uses to Pirates, to create make shift bridges to walk over, to bash zombies heads in and to barricade doors windows damaged walls. Please have a bit more respect for planks they are not sanctimonious, self absorbed, race baiting, champagne socialist ugly or useless they are the true Her-os.
@Melodyofthesea785 жыл бұрын
........but sjw's are basically zombies soooo.....
@DlcEnergy5 жыл бұрын
Planks are strong.
@karlezeth26285 жыл бұрын
Johnny from Ed, Edd, and Eddy would be so proud.
@catstack_ Жыл бұрын
It could have worked if the story/script acknowledged her flaws. They could have even suggested some social disorder caused by childhood trauma or something. She's like an antisocial narcissist who happens to want to save the world just to prove her own strength to everyone. Would be much more interesting than pretending she's perfect
@NathanCassidy721 Жыл бұрын
Hell, The LEGO Batman Movie played with this concept by having the protagonist be a sociopathic loner obsessed with his identity as Batman rather than Bruce Wayne. And it while it was played for laughs, it wound up making him a relatable character who you rooted for. But nooooooo, we had to get writers who think people are just born perfect and are grown in a vat.
@HappyBeezerStudios9 ай бұрын
That is actually a great character flaw and plot point. her obsession with proving her self leads to arrogance and her not acknowledging that you have to fail to be able to succeed. The whole idea of her being able to stand back up and continue, which seems to be a big theme of the movie, could've been explored. Because after you get back up, you try again. And you do better.
@Corian86 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for making these videos. I really think they are the key to improving future movies!
@bananaboi9067 Жыл бұрын
Above all else I appreciate these guys like mauler breaking things down and articulating things in a way I can't as I don't posses the knowledge or wisdom. However even with my limited knowledge I'm not a plank of wood or a sheep and when I watch a movie I know it's bad. Such as captain marvels defence people don't like it because she's a female isn't accurate and now I can share well articulated arguments/explanations why the movie was awful. Same as black panther and it's racism defence. I didn't like it because it wasn't a bunch of white people running around I simply didn't like it because it make no freaking sense at all. The plot was stupid, the half advanced culture half primative thing was odd. Choosing their leader based on who hits harder while being the most technologically advanced civilization and using spears...... Yeah I seriously thank these guys for spreading awareness that marvel can't keep using lazy writing and hiding behind woke propaganda. People know everything that's wrong with the movies now you can't flash shiny CGI fights at everyone.
@CooManTunes9 ай бұрын
Id iot s part with their money.
@cecilofchristmaspast41865 жыл бұрын
Larson: I did my own stunts because I thought that's what everyone did. Hemsworth: Yeah, we got the next Tom Cruise here. Larson: How about I'm the first me, thank you VERRRY much Oh Brie, you're such a treat
@blueg87315 жыл бұрын
She has issues.
@gordo_cabron5 жыл бұрын
She didn't do her stunts. Google Joanna Bennett.
@carljohan92655 жыл бұрын
Calling Bree Larson the next Tom Cruise is insulting to Tom Cruise. The man has pulled of insane stunts on a level that only Jackie Chan can beat (to my knowledge).
@reedschadegg90235 жыл бұрын
@@gordo_cabron sooo she is a liar too?
@99oildrops5 жыл бұрын
@@blueg8731 Little baby Brie is so insecure that she makes cool claims about herself so she can feel better and cool like the real adults. 😂
@matp84545 жыл бұрын
Do you remember when Ripley was killing aliens in space, saving a little girl and dealing with the prejudice she had with androids and yet being a charismatic and relatable character? ... Good times.
@username-tp6dq5 жыл бұрын
yeah good times, between 1980 and now, NO movies have been made at all, quite a shame really
@Punished_Trump5 жыл бұрын
What? You mean Captain Marvel WASN'T the first movie to ever feature a strong female lead? Don't speak such lies. I'm considering this a personal attack.
@kaisersoymilk69125 жыл бұрын
Capt Marvel has a different message, in those movies the message was: women can be strong characters too. Today's message is: women are not strong characters because they are oppressed by men, so only by shitting on men they can prove they're strong and just as good (if not even more) in murdering 3rd world brown people abroad like their male counterparts. Epic movies of today are like unironical versions of Starship Troopers: "I'm doing my part!" o7
@Tacom4ster5 жыл бұрын
When has James Cameron movies became the token perfect representation of women? Like those movies always get propped up like a quota being filled.
@dutchvanderlinde67325 жыл бұрын
Riply was written as a man but all the writer's did was change the gender to a woman. That's known as faux girl power.
@SuperXAsh11 ай бұрын
and now (from the future year of 2023) they wonder why it's so damn hard to take Fury seriously.
@uefamikep2 жыл бұрын
"You God Damn Giggly Go Girl" and the Nick Fury losing his eye gets me every time!
@GuilhermeRodrigues-jr7gd5 жыл бұрын
"Unfortunately the film begins after that." *SUBSCRIBED*
@20LookInside125 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Ditto.
@amanibob14164 жыл бұрын
Couldn't do it twice without redundancy... *Sigh*
@jmuk35714 жыл бұрын
His Star Wars videos are fucking art and perfect
@TheDonDidNothingWrong5 жыл бұрын
Plank from Ed Edd & Eddy had more character then this wooden 2×4 wannabe
@austin9568AuraMasterDX5 жыл бұрын
That's cause he was best character(next to Rolf and Marie)
@gnarkillguch5 жыл бұрын
He had a better backstory too. Plank lore > Captain Mediocre lore.
@anilin63535 жыл бұрын
Plank and his best friend Derick
@SoulX812015 жыл бұрын
Argh! Stump from the angry beavers is a better actor than Brie Larson
@sammydray59195 жыл бұрын
I know this is a joke but dammit is it sooo true lol XD
@NASkeywest Жыл бұрын
“You’re always too emotional!” Plank: 😑
@smithsquared18482 жыл бұрын
If she is flying to other stars at light speed then it probably took 24 years just to get there and back, and at relativistic speeds, she'd not experience a lot of subjective time, so to her it could seem like she'd only been gone a couple weeks and so Fury would still be fresh in her memory. Other than that one thing, the rest of the critiques are spot on. I wonder how the pager works instantaneously across great distance.
@Monster_Fan111 Жыл бұрын
your point is valid but it's also against her telling. She told she keeps the safety of the universe, not only earth. With means, she has been a superhero on other planets, not using all her time for only flying. Also, I doubt that even with her stupidity, she would use the Warp when everyone in the galaxy uses it for travel.
@deathrainbows97235 жыл бұрын
For someone who’s supposed to be too emotional, she sure doesn’t change her facial expression much
@astarothhentaiguy35545 жыл бұрын
she has too much of what i call a box face
@snapshot10695 жыл бұрын
Best quote "Sponge pants Square head"
@RTL2L5 жыл бұрын
I hope someone will make the meme about her expressing different emotions with the same face, like one with Chuck Norris.
@sandrahuynh98014 жыл бұрын
Death Rainbows Tell her to eat shit Johnny!
@Krystalmyth4 жыл бұрын
Alita, Battle Angel had a CG main character, and her emotions just pour on the screen. Alita is fucking perfect. She really is the female lead we deserved, and we need.
@ricardocorral18043 жыл бұрын
"you're too emotional" Proceeds to use the same straight face for the entire movie
@LoponStormbased2 жыл бұрын
:|
@zealotoftheorchard98532 жыл бұрын
@@LoponStormbased somtimes >:|
@normadgarmez70262 жыл бұрын
:|
@daskampffredchen92422 жыл бұрын
She took that to heart. She actually was very emotional before he said that and now she is just :|
@MADD-MANX2 жыл бұрын
:|
@mayanksharma3651 Жыл бұрын
With all due respect, True Lies is a damn masterpiece
@HappyBeezerStudios9 ай бұрын
True Lies know what it is and plays with it. It's a great movie that deconstructs, but also emphasises action hero and spy thriller tropes. It can be funny, it can be serious, and uses both at appropriate times.
@justsomeguy8352 Жыл бұрын
“yOU JusT dOnT LiKe pOWeRfuL WomEN”
@ldn9153 жыл бұрын
"you go girl" one line that would describe the entire movie
@b_rozwalek2 жыл бұрын
… give us nothing 😂
@elliottpilton85772 жыл бұрын
"You go plank" 😁
@moseszero32812 жыл бұрын
validation instead of characterization
@elliottpilton85772 жыл бұрын
@S W Too true👍 I severely overestimated her acting.
@joaop45852 жыл бұрын
@S W Bruuhh😂😂😂
@PViolety5 жыл бұрын
Ultron, an AI, somehow acted more human than an actual human like captain plank
@Astraeus..5 жыл бұрын
Oh you mean an AI built by humans seemed more human than a human raised by aliens guided by an emotionless super-computer? Well no shit...
@SuperPierreluc5 жыл бұрын
@@Astraeus.. Are you trying to defend this piece of shit? Are we suppose to care as to why they gave us an emotionless "character". If they are going to make a story about a boring "character" with no emotion, no memory and unlimited power my general advice is just don't.
@joshuakim52405 жыл бұрын
@@Astraeus.. Emotionless super-computer? You are aware that the Supreme Intelligence actually expressed quite a lot of emotion, including boasting and taunting...right?
@michjean22975 жыл бұрын
@@joshuakim5240 Technically all she does is boast and taunt, but the computer was still more human than her.
@johndawn69514 жыл бұрын
@@Astraeus.. ????? She wasn't raise by them???? Did you see the movie?
@kevinmccabe7263 Жыл бұрын
I honestly think this movie was the beginning of the end for Marvel. Her role in End Game was clearly originally intended to be filled by Adam Warlock, teased at the end of Guardians 2, but then in a woke twist she was inserted instead. Then she was straight obnoxious in End Game and that movie was honestly underwhelming. There were great send offs for Tony, Cap, and Natasha but outside of that End Game was kind of a mess, especially the super insanely forced girl power scene. Captain Marvel began the MCU's rot.
@michaelpeck5736 ай бұрын
"This has to be the stewpidest fucking plotline in the entire MCU." Oh MauLer. I wish that were still true.
@Atheismo97606 ай бұрын
If he only knew...
@angelhare83746 ай бұрын
@Atheismo9760 imagine his rant on the marvels
@thegoodfather11774 жыл бұрын
If you are nothing without your powers, then you don't deserve to have them
@arandompasserby79404 жыл бұрын
See also: Rey
@Jamie_Pritchard4 жыл бұрын
I love that! It's so true!
@daystillnight4 жыл бұрын
Thats like, superhero 101 hahaha
@nicholsjoshua154 жыл бұрын
Witch is why I love characters like Solid Snake. He's nothing, less than a man born of nature, yet he does superhuman feats. This is not because of who he is, but despite what he is. When his body was falling apart, his spirit and will to continue to keep him alive.
@theavatar91914 жыл бұрын
MCU Spider-Man
@richfits77154 жыл бұрын
Nebula has a bigger character arc than a character who got their own film. Boo for Plank.
@JoshTW0303 жыл бұрын
I think the lack of character development was a decision made when they realised that Brie Larson can't actually act
@rubemsuzuki94673 жыл бұрын
@@JoshTW030 have you seen Don Jon? I'm not saying there was a character for her to act in that movie, but shes just scrolling through all her screen time
@andremotivation65613 жыл бұрын
@@JoshTW030 maybe she works better with other heroes
@rhyswong89763 жыл бұрын
I kinda like Nebula. She cool
@danbuckig45643 жыл бұрын
Nebula also had 4 movies to build her character up beyond pissed off sister
@Venator2015 Жыл бұрын
I really truly want to know how Feige was able to see Infinity War through its development, and that movie is a masterpiece, and then someone throws the script for this on his desk and he somehow gave it the okay
@rocklemillion8041 Жыл бұрын
4:30 i love how she hates boys and anything they say so much that when a more experienced boy says to go slower on corners she immediately speeds up and almost dies in a crash. how is this memory guys fault btw. i know the dad yells at her instead of being useful but he is also kinda right. if shes going to do shit like that and almost kill herself then yes she should not be out there.
@markooril2829 Жыл бұрын
Christian Bale has put himself on record as believing that American culture would be 'much richer' if the people in power weren't mostly white men. The actor made the comments during an interview with AOL Build this past Monday as he sat with Rosamund Pike and Wes Studi to promote the upcoming Wild West drama film Hostiles. "Our culture will be so much richer the day that we stop saying, 'Hey, it's all white dudes who are running things," Bale said. "Whether that be Hollywood, whether that be Washington, you know?" "We're going to get, in Hollywood, so much better films and so much more interesting stories being told, and America will become the America that the rest of the world sees it as, that makes it unique... that we recognise makes this such a beautiful, brilliant country." Bale went on to call the US a 'country of inclusion', explaining that he moved his family to the States because he fell in love with the country. Bale, who has two young children Emmaline and Joseph with the American make-up artist Sandra 'Sibi' Blažić, applied for US citizenship in 2010. "It's the reason why I moved here," he said. "It's the reason why my kids have American accents."
@rocklemillion8041 Жыл бұрын
@@markooril2829 what does this have anything to do with what i said
@ght_1 Жыл бұрын
@@rocklemillion8041 they’re copying and pasting it all over this video’s comments with multiple accounts, odd.
@Master-Of-The-Judgment-Nut-End10 ай бұрын
@@ght_1 Funny thing is the quoted remarks do not support his statement
@rickyzawodniak59394 жыл бұрын
Why does Groot show more emotion than her hes actually wood
@TOONYBOY4 жыл бұрын
@@AndreiB2 That made me audibly chortle
@vanroyal2443 жыл бұрын
@Mutaz Muhanad Hammad Barry the tree said hi.
@AutomationDnD3 жыл бұрын
*I AM GROOT*
@TOONYBOY3 жыл бұрын
@@AutomationDnD I am RhysTheT00n
@KezyORoan3 жыл бұрын
A tree has more personality than a plank
@DBG11Troll4 жыл бұрын
I remember when i watched endgame, every time someone appeared, everyone was going nuts.Then captain marvel appeared, and the theater simply became silent. It was really funny, and made me happy to see that most people hate that character.
@pacifierjunkee60164 жыл бұрын
The same thing happened in my theater. I found it hilarious how flaccid the audience was when she showed up.
@Lego69794 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the cheer at the Thanos' Power Stone punch.
@pokemon2000164 жыл бұрын
The same thing happened at my theatre, except there was one woman who clapped. It was hilarious, because when everyone showed up through the portals, man, woman, creature, the whole theatre went nuts.
@appcreate91324 жыл бұрын
I saw it 3 times and this never happened
@Sum1BetrThanU14 жыл бұрын
I had the same thing happen at my theatre 😂
@TikkyNoSurname11 ай бұрын
When I first watched this video, I made a comment about the concept of "Show, don't tell". Now that I watch the video again, four years later, I still think of that concept and how they didn't understand it, but it also made me realize something else: I think I finally understood the true nature of what once was called a "nerd". So, I'm aware there's descritptions of the word, please bear with me, I mean something else. Nerds were people knowing names of characters, taking the storie "too seriously", theorizing about future plot elements or hidden meanings in certain instances, buying merchandise and overall being fans of something that "isn't real". I know, that's not all there is to being called a nerd, but it's a strong indicator and it's something all nerds have had in common. Now think about it: A normal popcorn flick would mostly be understandable, even if it was the second installment and you never saw the first one. Most serialized works were shows you would watch in the evening after work or for "housewives" to get over their boredom in between chores. Times changed; Netflix and chill was a thing. Overall, media changed. It was more accessable, as in, more people watched TV, went to the cinema, movies looked better and were easier to produce, etc. Back in the day, someone who watched or read something lasting longer than two hours, like Star Wars or Star Trek, something you had to get behind to actually watch an episode of, just wasn't for everyone. Watching something, getting invested, because you won't understand shit and thus won't enjoy it if you don't, is something entirely exclusive to works with thought put behind them. If you watch Lord of the Rings, you would need to remember the characters, their names, how the lore works, in order to fully understand what's happening and to get invested in what might happen in the long run. People who knew "this much" and took the lore seriously instead of simply glossing over it, because "It's ABoUT SpACe MAgiC", those people were called nerds. Nowadays, those people aren't that much of a thing anymore, even if the words Geek or Nerd are still a things in society. The reason being aforementioned shift in how movies and shows are made, since now people tend to watch things more intently; more people are now paying attention to what they are seeing. But of course, not everyone does. Those people would still stick to their popcorn-flicks and rarely think further about what they have even seen. The people making and defending this shite are those I would put into the "Desperate Housewives" category. The kind were you can accept that they would probably remember the names of the characters and sometimes theorize a little, but whatever happens next is a shortlived exitement, an outrageous climax to one episode and characters might just act however down the road. They don't want to and won't think more deeply about a deeper lore or character arcs, because they can't be bothered to give that much of a fuck. That is why they also don't think that others care about any of that and if you complain, you are a "Menbaby", because you "care" enough to realize the problems occuring in the logics department, despite being a grown person who shouldn't care that much about something that isn't "real". Which is ... one of the biggest things people made fun of in "Nerds" back in the day; also the most integral part in being called. It's not "Menbabies" - it's "Nerds" they hate. Because they care. Or in other words: "Because you are a nerd, but we can't say that, because being a nerd is being cool nowadays, because just saying I like comics or videogames already makes me a nerd".
@kjeezy2990 Жыл бұрын
I guarantee Brie watched this, with her lawyer on speaker 😂
@LifeIsScrumptious Жыл бұрын
Lol yes!
@spongebobsquarepants2981 Жыл бұрын
"Is that like a personal attack or something?"
@williamhare44565 жыл бұрын
The movie gets worse when you realize at the end Shield had everything they needed to make Captain Marvel super humans for over a decade. They had the light speed engine blueprints, the funding to rebuild the engine to make the space goo, the cube and literal armies of potential heroes to sort out and find the right people. That makes the Captain America super soldier serum worthless. F$&@ this movie!!
@matthewmuir88845 жыл бұрын
Plus, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D showed that they have plenty of Kree blood if they need it for the process.
@Endeva095 жыл бұрын
How this is not the top comment I will never know.. oh hang on it’s a Marvel film
@Liberator1305 жыл бұрын
It's almost like this is written by a fan fiction writer who had almost no understanding of the franchise they were creating this for and just wanted to ret-con and add their super-awesome characters willy-nilly without actually considering the world they're entering into and how this affects everything. It reminds me of a film that was released in 2015 and a sequel in 2017, but I can't quite put my finger on which movies those are.
@timy91975 жыл бұрын
Captain America’s serum from the 30’s?
@matthewmuir88845 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Marlowe Funny story; I started watching Agents of SHIELD when the show was new; the first episode I saw was episode 3. My thoughts on it were, "This is okay, though the dialogue is overly-quippy. This show could become something really good." That was probably its best episode in retrospect. I gave up after season 3. Also that season 1 episode was the one that had Graviton. I waited for all of season 1 for him to come back. I was thinking, "He has to escape that gravity goo and become Graviton; if he doesn't get out soon, they'll have to explain how he survived for all that time. And if they forget about him, I'll be disappointed." I was disappointed.
@Corporatekilling4 жыл бұрын
Fury’s eye was a question that didn’t need to be answered
@SkyNinja7594 жыл бұрын
Some things get worse the most you explain it. The whole reason Nick Fury is cool is because we don't know how he became jaded/seasoned. I completely agree with you.
@vee65704 жыл бұрын
Everyone ELSE besides the Main Blank Plank “protagonist” was funny. The whole movie was pretty forgettable. And marvel just gave her the mantel of “most powerful and THE FIRST Avenger” because reasons? Dumb feminist reasons???? Idk. It’s just.... shameful
@amyliaclenny18664 жыл бұрын
This underwhelming explanation gets more egregious when comparing it with the comics origin story(ies) of how Fury lost his eye.
@thunderblitz98324 жыл бұрын
@@vee6570 its funny that they call her the first avenger when the cap America's movie was called /captain america the first avenger/
@Jimoshi14 жыл бұрын
Same with new Joker, imagination work different for every person so you will paint a perfect picture for yourself.
@vankai06 Жыл бұрын
Honestly when i watch this movie i was thinking that everytime she was walking in her mind she was saying , 'im a woman, im a woman, im a strong independent women, im fierce, im oooh so strong.... aaaand turn!' she had the personality of moss growth
@kokujin5446 Жыл бұрын
Fell asleep watching the movie. This is like 100000 times more entertaining.
@Oshawatt5 жыл бұрын
We keep being told she’s too emotional but she has the emotions of a potato
@itspetahhh53045 жыл бұрын
Goo Fy thats rude, towards potatoes
@Darrylizer15 жыл бұрын
Russet or Idaho? It matters...
@garretteppich74245 жыл бұрын
@@Darrylizer1 well I'm from Idaho so....................
@chrisbordelon55765 жыл бұрын
Plank makes Kristen Stewart have an emotional range.
@LJ-hk4tv5 жыл бұрын
Show, don't tell
@punishedbearzerker54005 жыл бұрын
Air Force Pilot: They'll never let you fly. Well if she flies like she go-carts, that's probably a good thing.
@jonsimpson62405 жыл бұрын
"Don't go too fast around corners" Fuck you boy, I do what I want! "Don't hit the edges of the air" Fuck you MAN, I do what I want
@cryw10925 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Marlowe To be fair, he probably should have been giving her that talk AFTER she got out of the hospital, but apparently her father liked yelling at her when she's injured herself, I guess.
@jove11555 жыл бұрын
@@cryw1092 the irony is, I've seen this behavior... toward BOYS (be tough, be a MAN) BUT not GIRLS (everyone would be flying the little girl to the hospital and instantly forget what she did). Just like feminism, falsely co-opts the challenges of boys and men, and presents it as the tragedy of women due to "sexism"
@antobatta15515 жыл бұрын
@@jonsimpson6240 "don't cut your wrist" "Fuck you MAN, i do what i want"
@dodojesus45295 жыл бұрын
Otherwise it'll be an islamic air flight
@morganlucchi2 жыл бұрын
The explanation of why you called it "meh" instead of "rage" made me wish I could like the video multiple times
@nyChannel092 жыл бұрын
And one more thing. So she can fly at lightspeed. Give her the time stone and let her fly away with lightspeed for eternity. That way she is saving the universe from the thanos snap, because she will never be reached. This movie made End Game obsolete and full of plotholes. End Game doesnt only have Plotholes because of plank ofc, it just adds more.
@VincentVinnieVegas5 жыл бұрын
“Would Brie Larson workout? Is that like a personal attack or something?” 6 seconds in and I’m already rolling my eyes
@justvibin10875 жыл бұрын
Is that like a personal attack or something??
@butthz88505 жыл бұрын
There's nothing personable about her.
@manzanito36525 жыл бұрын
Why working out would be an insult? I don't get it.
@nicholasleclerc15835 жыл бұрын
Manzanito :3 EXACTLY.
@stephenramos28245 жыл бұрын
Seems like a bar joke if it's refering to how she gets her powers...
@RoyalJester175 жыл бұрын
you know, calling her plank is a huge offense to my boy Plank, from Ed Edd and Eddy
@Bigby-Rat5 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment I've seen all day
@TheMelonFarmers1235 жыл бұрын
I FEEL YOU! Plank actually had much more character being a literal plank of wood with a crayon face.
@xpropane83815 жыл бұрын
How about Log? it's still as wooden as her acting AND another word for Shit.
@joaquinfernandez17525 жыл бұрын
She should be called "blank"
@lifereadguy99335 жыл бұрын
This is actually unironically true. With plank there was some mistery to it and how Johnny (I think? Not sure) somehow managed to interact with it, implying it's either an extension of his personality or it actually has some sapience (it managed to drive a bus in the movie, after all).
@andrewmetzenroth56317 ай бұрын
53:24 I would also like to splatter goo into plank.
@bk138gt66 ай бұрын
All i care about in the coming months is a 4 hour review of Plank 2: the Planks
@Atheismo97606 ай бұрын
The Plank 2: The 3 Planks
@PoopaChallupa3 жыл бұрын
Captain America: We don't trade lives. Captain Plank: I need a suicidal decoy.
@JR-sx3gl3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@whereDoCarrotsComeFrom2 жыл бұрын
different characters, no need to share all characteristics
@PunchFaceChampion2 жыл бұрын
@@whereDoCarrotsComeFrom yeah, the difference is Steve is an actual character.
@chrisrhodes14052 жыл бұрын
@@whereDoCarrotsComeFrom XD no need to point out that the modern woman empowering man hating female superiority attempt at pushing forward an agenda character has absolutely no morals or issues having others die just so she can accomplish her own goals is vastly inferior to the male character who puts all lives in front of his and adheres to the priority of the greater good than let his own agenda cloud his actions........fuck off XD
@yup4862 жыл бұрын
@@whereDoCarrotsComeFrom True. Although they are both supposed to be heroes so they should probably share that basic heroic quality.
@kman74275 жыл бұрын
To sum it up: Just watch Shazam instead
@RaSkipper5 жыл бұрын
Shazam was great!
@t4r4g0n75 жыл бұрын
@@shadowspider9 still better than this abomination
@HopefulHominin5 жыл бұрын
The REAL Captain Marvel movie!
@TheRitva265 жыл бұрын
@@shadowspider9 my thoughts exactly! i really don't get how people can find the jokes funny, every single one made me cringe
@kdot_the_artist5 жыл бұрын
Plankton : CORRECT
@essanazir3204 Жыл бұрын
The opening *sigh* from mauler is hilarious 😂😂 Best way to open this review 0:01
@butterchurn88199 ай бұрын
For those curious, I found a Quora post or something similar, saying Voyager was near the edge of what we *consider* our solar system, and based on the distance provided by the poster, it would take roughly 16 days to travel from one edge to another, within our solar system. There are also some really cool images out that giving a true scale of distance of the bodies in our system, that will change how you think of those numbers we're constantly fed, that are effectively too large for us to properly imagine.
@kamp18753 жыл бұрын
She's literally arrogance personified.
@CaptnJack3 жыл бұрын
well when you have all that power...
@darkmatter17213 жыл бұрын
CaptnJack even thanos wasn’t that arrogant, and he had the fate of the universe in his hands
@darkmatter17213 жыл бұрын
CaptDeaDpooL he was going to but iron man cucked him in endgame
@someperson22873 жыл бұрын
@CaptDeaDpooL But he couldn't because he didn't get a chance to
@ganonstonebreaker42313 жыл бұрын
@@darkmatter1721 to be fair, Endgame Thanos is a 2D cartoon villain version of Infinity War Thanos.