“Flex her hand body or make it wiggle as a “get off me move”, when you’re butchering her flank. She can also reach into her front finger pouch, chucking her nasty ass finger children at you to attack” if you said this to a Victorian child they would explode

The kungster be back <3

Keep coming back to this one king

Do you think any of these bosses are top 5 in the souls catalog?

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I don't see enough people talking about the Scadutree avatar's phase 3. All his movements become slower and kind of clumsy. A dying creatures final attempts. Maybe it's just me cause I love the boss design, but this one felt more sad than even Sif from ds1.

No way radahn 2nd phase is a good fight. If one of the biggest challenges in a boss fight is seeing wtf is going on, its already dropped from being a good fight.

Btw please take off the scarseal or soreseal. At late game it’s doing more harm than good, and you’ll see a big difference in your survivability. Just run an Erdtree favor, a crimson amber medallion, any drake talisman, or another damage talisman.

Wanna dodge Gaius charge attack consistently? Dodge to your right and into him a bit. Literally works everytime, timing is still tricky but that’s the only learning curve. Otherwise the boss is still mid

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Miyazaki I’m running out of honey 🍯🐐😫

Radahn sucks.

Romina is my favorite I'm not even sure exactly why I just had a lot of fun fighting her and it felt actually fair

Thanks for not bitching that Radahn isn’t Godwin

Radahn is great lore and spectacle wise, but by the Dark Moon he is aggrivating in phase 2. It's like Lothric and Lorian with bigger AoEs and 24-hour long combos. He's a B-tier for me, not nearly as enjoyable a DLC end boss as Gael. Personally, I think the best boss in the DLC is Midra. He's by far the fairest boss in the whole DLC, with his *very* well telegraphed attacks and not overly long combos. I've been having a lot of fun placing my sign down and helping people fight him. In very close second is Bayle, not only because the fight is fucking awesome, but also because I adore Igon. Richard Lintern absolutely killed that roll despite it being his first ever VA roll for a video game. CURSE YOU BAYLE!

NO NO SHOT THIS GUY PUT RADHAN AT TOP💀

the bladee at the start of the midra section caught me off guard lmao what

Bro I been playing Morrowind since release. After a few years hiatus I returned to my save game I mad in 2019. Haven't beat the main quest yet but pretty much everythin else is done.

Great video and rankings!!

I changed my whole build just for radahn

Being the secret more skilled sister with two magic swords gives Rellana such Sonic OC energy. I love her and her balls.

9:51 I'm glad you said that. That move drove me nuts. I would put Scadutree Avatar and Midra in the top spots. Best fights in the game to me

Imo 1-Messmer(s tier) 2-Radahn(s tier) 3-Midra(s tier) 4-Rellana(s tier) 5-Bayle(s tier) 6-Dancing Lion(a tier) 7-Metyr(b tier) 8-Scadutree Avatar(b tier) 9-Putrescent Knight(b tier) 10-Gaius(b tier) 11-Romina(b tier)

Elden Beast - 15 tries. Maliketh - 4 tries. Dancing Lion - fucking 50+ and still going. Not sure why they decided AOE spam was the way forward but I hate it.

I am sure the Democrats will make this part of the school curriculum soon.

Igon is a reference to Ahab in the 1950's Moby Dick film. Watch it's finale and you'll see.

Dunno why people were expecting Godwyn to return when the cursemark of death killed his soul. Ain't nothing left to resurrect. If his soul were still around Marika could have brought him back in the Land of Shadow, but it's fully dead.

U can just dodge into his spear rush lol

Sorry to be "akchtually" guy but Metyrs simulacrum microcosm is not a simulacrum. Simulacrum means "a representation", or more negatively, "an inferior imitation". Thats why Ymirs staff and spells where were simulacra, he was trying (and failing) at copying Metyrs shit, which gives some more lore context.

I'm still working on radahn, and holy fuck I am somewhere around 7 hours in on attempts and have barely gotten into second phase. A genuine suggestion I've gotten was to play through all of the other games and then come back, since elden ring is my first soulslike

Cemetary shade fits into bloodborne even better when you realise his daggers are essentially trick weapons! They can be folded out to extend their range!

Remembrance Raaaaank: 1. Midra 10/10 Perfect reasonable difficulty, fantastic build-up, well telegraphed moves that are all dodgable (the big head slam you just run away from), incredible music, unique design. I have no criticism and I have so far heard nobody have any other than 'it's too easy' because they staggered the boss to death or they wished they could skip the 5 seconds of phase 1. 2. Bayle 10/10 Even when fighting him alone Bayle is punishing but fair. Yes, even the breath attack can be dodged by rolling to the right on the second strafe. Jagged Peak was made purely to build up this encounter and it was worthwhile. Best dragon boss they've ever made; it's Placidusax's spectacle in a more satisfying combat coating. 3. Rellana 10/10 If there's ever a great challenge in Elden Ring I would want them to be like Rellana. Massive combo's, special moves to figure out a response to, lightning-fast moves that demand you to dodge intuitively and some spectacle for good measure. And, if it's too hard? You can in fact leave and get strong enough to make the fight easier by gathering more Scadutree fragments (while Radahn disallows this because he is the ceiling of difficulty and forces many players into broken builds instead which I don't think is better). 4. Messmer 10/10 The very definition of 'wait until he's done with his combo'. Once you know that you know how to defeat him. The boss did everything i'd hoped and a little more, it was spectacle and tragedy and perfectly in line for Elden Ring's combat. 5. Scadutree Avatar 9/10 This design surprised me the most and the execution was flawless. The difficulty is just right, the spectacle and atmosphere of the area and its attacks hit and the music and lore implications add even more depth. The fight feels fair but unique, it has surprises and beautiful moments. The reason it's not a 10/10 is because it did not provide as satisfying of a challenge as those up top. 6. Romina 9/10 Though she is quite easy she is incredibly well designed and her telegraphs are perfect. In fact, her telegraphs are so good that she becomes easy despite having such a complicated three-part design. This boss is an accomplishment of the highest degree when it comes to animation and it shows how good we as players have become at the game when the game decides to play extremely fair. 7. Dancing Lion 9/10 Incredible boss that is not inuitive at first, but you can 'learn the dance' and in doing so adjust your camera movements to not struggle much with them. The initial confusion and chaos its moves cause however made the boss more of an acquired taste for me. 8. Putrescence Knight 8/10 Extremely solid boss with cool combo's and build-up. About as close to a duo boss as you can get without making them two seperate entities. I would have liked it even more had they leaned further into this pseudo-duo-boss idea in phase 2, rather than the ghostflame attacks. Have the knight perform various combo's where it gets off its horse. 9. Radahn & Miquella 8/10 A very epic and well-made fight at its core that is held back by a couple of problems. Radahn does a sweep-left into sweep-right into cross-strike that is even less dodgable than Gaius' charge, and Miquella's spell effects and fabulous hair prevent you from properly being able to read the telegraphs in phase 2. The bosses need less of that unavoidable difficulty to be more fun than they are now. 10. Metyr 7/10 It's tough to explain but I felt like something was missing with this boss. This should be a top tier boss but somehow most other bosses trumped it. My current theory is that the arena perhaps needed a significant change going into phase 2. Perhaps Metyr could transport us to its cosmic plane and have us fight amongst the stars for the second half. Though its moveset is alright I agree like you said, it needs a bit more cosmic inspiration here and there. Oh, and its belly hitbox can hurt you and I hate it. 11. Gaius 6/10 I didn't struggle with rolling the charge due to light roll, but i've heard too many people lose their minds over the hitbox and think it does need adjustment. Once that adjustment is made the boss could go past Metyr for me, but no higher than that. The boss quality is too high.

would you be interested in playing the metro trilogy??? (its like stalker but fallout)

1:30:43 Batman actually knows Santa Clause in the comics, so Batman infact is a Jolly Santa confirmer

Why didn't batman just shoot the Jonkler, is he stupid?

you sound like tyler durden

I genuinely don’t understand how anyone could possibly like radahn

46:37 the reason shor isnt at sovngarde is because its implied that the Dragonborn is not only an aspect of Akatosh, but an aspect of shor as well, further supported by the fact that you can sit on his throne.

Hello Mr. Kung... excellent video... consider yourself touched

The final boss had me scream at the top of my lungs “MIQUELLA!!!” after I beat it like how Guts screams at Griffith in Berserk

Radahn is THE worst boss i've ever fought in any fromsoft game, i'd rather fight Malenia and Orphan of koss right after each other without a checkpoint.

For Gaius, a neat way I dodged the charge attack was with vow of the indomitable.

you can really feel how much Fromsoft misses bloodborne with some of these bosses, metyr and Midra would feel right at home in Bloodborne 2, if we ever get one.

My friend actually died to Midras “first phase” like pre cutscene when he’s impaled and normal. He has some gnarly grab attacks that are super fast apparently. Never knew that cause I always beat the piss out of him real fast

Radahn is the hardest yes, but he’s the worst boss in Elden Ring and one of the worst bosses in Souls as a whole.

So far this is by far my favorite review. It’s not the same as where I would place some of the bosses but it’s so positive, it highlights what he loves about the bosses instead of just what he’s bitter about. It’s like when you would talk to your friends about a video game back in elementary school, super descriptive about everything he loves about the bosses. Awesome video man, earned a subscription and a like! ❤

I feel like, since the metyr boss happens underground, the weird floating tubes hanging above during the boss fight are the fingers that you see in the finger ruins above, the area you travel across completing the quest to access the boss

Glad I'm not alone in knowing that Radahn is the best of the best. For me, Midra is 2nd place and Bayle is in 3rd.

Midra is the goat. and i mean is the best boss in elden ring

ngl… i just realized you were the same guy i’ve been following on instagram. god i love you